No.64770
No.64772
Metaphorical Ford Explorer, phenominal, irreversible waterfalls, quarter waters and hoverboards
>>64768
Hiya skandi how are you today :]
No.64773
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>make a post
>skandi makes a new thread
>no one will read my post
No.64774
No.64775
>>64771
I am so happy i made you happy
>>64773
I read it
No.64776
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No.64777
>>64772
I'm, well, fine! It's been a day without many ups or downs! There'll be a decent up once I open new possibly interesting wine I bought. though! Or, uh, a down, if it's horrible. How about you?
>>64773
It is kosher to make reposts in that case, though! And, to respond to that post, it is also vitally important that we see dick pics of your for the moment hypothetical worker bf, so we can judge his worth.
No.64778
>>64777
Oooh what kind of wine? Is it a white wine? T hose are soooo tasty! I hope you have a fantastic and enjoyable evening
I am doing all right I woke up not long ago
My younger friends are still in school and my best friend is a bit busy right now so I'm just enjoying my last day off this week :p
No.64779
>>64776
Im glad i made you happy again.
No.64780
>Watching AGDQ
>See people watching
>Familiar guy
I'm not a stalker okay
No.64781
>>64777
How do I post that when he doesn't real?
>>64779
You and your collection of webms are all a girl needs!
No.64782
>>64781
Oh good!
I failed to make new ones for bit and kyoko I hope they arent to mad I kept putting it off cause i didnt feel so good at the time.
No.64783
>>64778
Nah, it's red! I almost exclusively drink red, I generally like it better. It's a South African, and I'm noticing that my wine vocabulary isn't great in English, but it's kinda overly fruity! I'll get used to it, though.
That's nice! Before it's back to actually being a regular person again! Classes start properly for me tomorrow, and then work will start calling again after a while. I'm treasuring this night!
>>64781
I meant when you do get him! I'm not drunk yet!
No.64784
somebody play videogames with me
No.64785
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Thank you, Master Kyoko, for letting me drink your cum
My only purpose is to please master's cock and when I get a mouthful of delicious cum, it means I served master well and was rewarded
No.64786
>>64785
… Were you doing that stuff while casually talking to people on /lewd/?
No.64787
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>>64782
If you take requests…
More Metalocalypse! pretty please
>>64783
I couldn't post those kinds of things unless he asked me to
No.64788
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No.64790
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No.64792
>>64785
>tfw Kyoko keeps saying I will be drinking with him tomorrow
Uhh…should I be worried?
No.64793
>>64783
You sound like quite the clay gent
kinda wanna get trashed w. you
I hope your classes go easy for you, that sounds like a huge pain
No.64794
One moment he's gone for 3 days the next I'm left drained. What happened to me…
No.64795
Bring back, rip-rop the hip-hip, bring it all night 'till ya hips can't stop.
No.64796
>nobody wants to play videogames with me
No.64797
>>64795
I have big feet
and ears that flop
to help your mom
you can sweep and mop
No.64798
>>64794
Nothing left for me? Too bad
No.64799
>>64796
I would but I live in a dumb country where no one else lives…
No.64800
>>64799
so? do you have steam?
No.64801
>>64787
Who do you love more! /lewd/, or some bf you haven't even met yet?!
>>64788
complete degeneracy
>>64793
If I do sound classy, it's because I'm ESL, not because I am terribly classy! I pick up English where I can find it, and had a tendency to read old British novels 'cause they were cheap! As an example of non-classiness: Currently drinking wine out of a coffee cup.
No.64802
>>64801
haha nothing wrong wit hthat
the last time me and a friend had wine we drank it out of bowls :p
Do you like your country? It sounds reallly pretty and well organized
No.64803
>>64800
I was thinking that some games are locked for certain regions and the ones that aren't will have lag…
Not sure if we both have a game we can play together but here is my ID: /id/Sleepen
You can add me if you want!
No.64805
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No.64806
>>64803
actually im gonna take a bath instead its too cold today lol but I will add you!
No.64808
>>64801
>If I do sound classy
I love your voice Skandi.
It sounds very classy!
No.64809
>>64806
That's fine, enjoy your comfy bath Hailey.
No.64812
>>64804
replace fuwa with waga
No.64813
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>>64806
Enjoy your bath <3
No.64815
>>64814
Of course i have some mp4s in there
No.64816
>>64802
Well, that's fine, then.
I've got nothing against my country! I dunno about well-organized, since I don't have much to compare it to, but I do love the look of pretty much everything. A huge sucker for forests and mountains.
>>64808
Again, it's just because I've been taught it this way! I don't have any kind of cool sociolect! Unless I butcher my way through what sounds like a deaf Dick van Dyke attempting to parody his own horrible Cockney.
No.64817
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>>64792
Nope, not at all!
>>64801
I guess I love /lewd/ more…
Also, let it be noted that I'm only degenerate on /lewd/ !! This board is a bad influence and I love it
>>64810
I agree completely
No.64818
>>64815
ah sweet, I can actually find those
No.64819
>>64812
I'll waga my dick on your face.
>>64813
Yours too.
No.64820
>>64819
I wouldn't mind that..
No.64821
>>64809
>>64813
I will! Im putting tea in the bath apparently thats really soothing and good for you
No.64824
>>64816
You've been taught well Skandi.
If my voice sounded even remotely as pleasant as yours, I'd never stop using it!
>>64817
Hmm, I'm sure I saw you doing some questionable things on r9k before Dunsel…
Can't remember if it was you though, since I was probably tired and it was a while ago.
You ring a few bells though…
No offence intended of course!
I might be wrong!
No.64825
>>64823
is it? it makes it smell really good and look like piss
No.64827
>>64821
>tea in bath
Seems like something oddly British…
I'm on to you Hailey! Salute that US flag!
No.64828
>>64817
Soon the degeneracy will spread into your daily life, and your next job will require some really ""hard" "labour""!
>>64824
Having absolutely no idea how to respond to sincere compliments: Thanks!
No.64832
>>64827
I already had my freedom fries and saluted the flag 6 million times!
No.64833
Good morning krusty krew!
No.64834
>>64830
one day we'll take a tea bath together dw mommy
No.64835
>>64829
do you have sause on that image
>>64819
Aw sweet thing I think you might have it a little bit backwards
No.64836
>>64831
gonna have to make a dedicated mp4 folder soon
Post last edited at
No.64837
>>64835
sorry bard no.. sorry
No.64838
>>64829
Why yes, it really is.
>>64835
Yeah you're right, I meant to target the face.
No.64839
>>64834
once i make 50k ill make sure that we have a big tub that fits two people
No.64840
>>64828
The truth doesn't require thanks Skandi!
I can always stop with the compliments if would prefer, but it still wouldn't change a thing!
>>64832
Hmm, this story checks out…
Just make sure you beware of the tea…maybe pretend you are a Navy SEAL while in the bath or something?
>>64833
Good morning Armored!
How are you today?
No.64842
>>64838
oh baby keep talking like that and I might just make it rain
>>64833
Good morning patrick
No.64844
>>64821
Just get some bath oils, they make you super soft
>>64824
No offence taken, I've done quite a few "questionable" things
>>64828
Pic related
also, that's exactly how you respond to compliements! Well done, Skandi!
No.64845
>>64843
>This family
I hope that's all acted because his dad seems cool as fuck.
His uncle is even better.
No.64846
>>64839
>Just two
get a hottub so we can have like 10 people
>>64840
I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the united states of america
and to the republic
for which it stands
one nation
UNDER GOD
for liberty and justice for all
No.64848
>>64843
that end was great
No.64849
>>64840
Pretty good. Was kinda tired today, but I'm ready for insurgency tonight.
>>64842
NO THIS IS THE KRUSTY KRAB
No.64850
>>64844
where do i get those
No.64851
>>64846
as much as i like the idea of having multiple traps in my hottub at once i can imagine that would get VERY annoying VERY fast
No.64852
>>64845
I hope it was but it looks so painfully real.
>>64848
Inddeed
No.64853
>>64844
If memory serves me correct you were pretty drunk at the time…but if it is actually you I'm thinking of and I'm completely wrong, I'm sure you'll correct me!
I-I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it of course!
Just so you don't get the wrong idea!
>>64846
A true patriot!
>>64849
Go show them why you are the most skilled player on /lewd/!
No.64854
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
3.) Posting Revy porn is a bannable offense
I don't fuck around with this shit. I'm severely autistic about this rule right here.
No.64855
>>64833
What up!
>>64840
You're doing it again, but I don't terribly mind! I do kinda mind when you compliment people by putting yourself down, though!
>>64844
Thank you kindly, I am the lord of comedy and the lord of social graces!
No.64857
>>64851
also hottub maintenance is annoying ive had like 3 lol
No.64858
>>64854
This is so terribly tempting
No.64859
>>64854
i enforced your will with great vengeance my liege
No.64860
>>64858
look tokai i like you but please do it
one less animus
No.64862
>>64849
Wanna make a wager on who outscores who tonight?
No.64863
>>64855
Poppin molly and fucking hoes.
Bowling right now actually.
How's that book comming, scholar?
>>64854
No porn here
No.64864
Thanks to Burt, I have a new love for my G3.
God bless firearms.
No.64865
No.64866
>>64862
ME!
im using the nagant too
>>64864
Im glad you found a raifu
No.64867
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>>64860
w-why can't I be both
>>64861
oh man that makes me feel sorry
No.64869
>>64862
No because i wouldn't accept any of your terms.
No.64870
>>64858
No.
>>64859
Thanks, I'm going to unban him when I return from work.
No.64871
>>64863
molly sounds good right now
its been a week since i last did it, think ive given my serotonin enough time to recover?
No.64872
>>64867
dont be mean to pewds then
>>64868
No.64873
>>64863
Terribly! I barely wrote a word the entire holiday, and when I sat down to seriously get some real writing done a few days ago I ended up with two pages! At this rate the entire novel will have been published as short stories in various literary journals before it's ready to be sent off to a publisher.
No.64874
>>64855
I'm glad you don't mind! The last thing I want to do is make you uncomfortable…
Have I been putting myself down again..? I-I hadn't noticed…
No.64875
>>64871
well you did do it 2 days in a row i wanna do molly with u so badly
No.64876
>>64865
>>64866
Whatever picture I ask you to take.
>>64869
Closet slut!
No.64877
>>64870
what if it's light porn
>>64872
No.64878
>>64876
And the same goes for you, I'm assuming?
No.64880
>>64870
What if I draw Revy fucking you, just for fun? Would you ban me for even that?
>>64876
Now on with the mental plane to spark the brain with the building to be born.
No.64881
>>64873
Just like konata would! Hopefully you overcome your writing block.
>>64876
Whatever you say, twinky pie
No.64882
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>>64853
I am known to drink and I am known to be a lewd dewd
Stick around and you'll see me be both
>>64854
Rule #??: Noun is probably cooler than you
No.64883
>>64876
No I dont gamble and certainly not my body I got much better addictions anyway
>>64877
No.64884
>>64875
I'll ease you into everything in a safe environment so you get the most out of the experiences like I did with Alison
No.64885
>>64880
>Tfw the first klan would dress their horses up in robes.
>They looked pimp
Truly America is the best at genocide.
No.64886
>>64874
You've been doing it a little! I get it, it does kinda become a habit. It's not a great habit to have, though, for your overall mood I mean!
>>64881
I will, eventually! And even if I don't, I've got over 250 pages, so I could just edit what I've got some more and send it off, if worse comes to worst.
No.64887
>>64885
the KKK had nothing to do with genocide though
No.64889
>>64879
what if it's a cosplayer doing it?
>>64883
dramatic
No.64890
No.64891
>>64884
Would hakase go full breaking bad and grow drugs in the house? Would she grow some inside of nano?
No.64892
>>64890
What if it's me but I've written "Revy" on my forehead?
No.64893
>>64888
I'll send it to you via PM then, no worries.
No.64894
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>>64892
Post it and see if you get banned for it
No.64895
>>64892
How about you replace "Revy" with "SLUT". Put on some lipstick as well, it'd go good with your beard.
>>64893
I'm never clicking on a link from you again then!
No.64896
>>64892
Probably not since he said if I did lewd things while dressed as revy he'd kill me
No.64897
>>64882
I-I'm sure I will..!
You have already done some pretty lewd things today…you aren't drunk yet are you?
I hope not since you are in the work force now!
Gotta be at 100% for work tomorrow!
>>64886
I do have terribly low self-esteem…I'm just surprised you were able to notice so easily without me telling you…
I-I'll try fix it though!
No.64899
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>>64897
No, I won't be drinking until tomorrow night, and the weekend
Relative to what I've posted before… I haven't been very lewd at all today!
No.64900
>>64895
Time to bully Nondes.
>>64894
Deputy Cocksucker.
No.64901
>>64890
what if I write revy on a lamp and literally smash it
No.64903
Also, no Kyoko porn allowed!
No.64904
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>>64900
If that's my new nickname, I like it
No.64905
>>64899
>I haven't been very lewd at all today!
You're just baiting to be abused~
>>64901
Sure go ahead.
No.64906
>>64903
disclaimer: this is not an official rule
No.64907
>>64894
It's 2risky. I do appreciate the extremely quick response, though.
>>64895
FINE FINE, I won't.
>>64896
Man, rules are strict here, huh?
>>64897
I recognize the symptoms from personal experience! And uh, I really don't mean to make fun of you, but you do notice the fact that you implicitly apologized for it immediately, as if you were being rude by having low self-esteem? That's the kind of thing that tipped me off, I used to do just that kind of thing.
No.64908
>>64886
It will become of of the greats among European literature! Next to Shakespeare, Dickens, and Voltaire!
No.64909
>>64905
Been taken care of~
>>64906
I dare you to post any!
No.64910
>>64904
Aren't you just cute?
>>64905
Nondes, I'm going to draw Revy now.
No.64911
>>64898
Sure~
But I don't care if I lose
No.64912
>>64903
NO M14 PORN EITHER THIS IS AN OFFICIAL RULE
No.64914
>>64909
Of course you did.
No.64915
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No.64916
NEW RULE!
3.) Posting Revy porn, or porn/lewds of anyone's waifu [unless you're okay with it, like a fucking cuck] is a bannable offense
No.64917
Idk how to post funletters and im not a mod but UMR porn is ok
No.64918
>>64916
What a great rule!
No.64919
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No.64920
>>64909
I was forced to be lewd and I love it
>>64910
I am! Thank you for the compliment, friend
No.64921
>>64908
Or next to Øyvind Ellenes and Kyrre Andreassen and Hans Tarjei Skaare! I.e. Norwegian authors nobody's ever heard of.
>>64916
This at least needs some warnings first! Nobody even knows who my waifu is! If I have one, it's Kino (as in Kino no Tabi), but I don't think I've mentioned it.
No.64922
>>64899
I-It doesn't have to be a challenge or anything!
I, uhh…have no doubt in your lewd abilities!
Nice to know you are a responsible member of the workforce Dunsel!
Have fun on the weekend, you've earned it!
>>64907
>tfw even people who are drinking can read me like a book
Someone said something about getting GRrrrr confidence before or something! …I really wish I knew what that meant, because I can really use it right about now!
>>64912
I agree with this rule!
>>64916
I agree with this rule too!
No.64923
>>64902
>>64905
What if I take revy's printed out face and lick it
No.64924
>>64916
It comes, soon there will be more.
>>64920
Anytime, little guy.
>>64912
What about GUN PORN?!
No.64927
>>64912
>>64912
(TIME OUT FOR YOU SETO) No.64928
>>64916
This is counter-productive! I only said that so people would post Kyoko porn!
sadly no one did…
No.64929
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>>64926
I have it, I'll install it to play on the weekend
/lewd/ should have flavor of the month games to play together
No.64930
>>64927
By the way burt wouldn't this be selfcest/masturbation?
No.64931
>>64923
>>64924
thats fine
>>64927
Im gonna ban you for that
No.64932
If anyone posts Ashley porn I'll be so angry
No.64933
>>64921
Well if you grow a large beard and raid a villages first, then you can be famous!
No.64934
Good thing Suzuya porn is extremely rare.
No.64935
No.64936
>actually played insurgency but got so mad I broke bottles
>>64931
No.64937
>>64922
It's not reading, it's recognizing! Besides I've barely had a third of a bottle of wine! I did see the "GRrrrr confidence" advice, and I can't say I understood much of it. My strategy for the moment is just not speaking badly about myself, and it's helped a bit.
>>64933
Hm. I do have a very short beard, so an expansion of both beard and land shouldn't be too hard to pull off.
No.64938
>>64928
It's not really counter-productive. If lewds of your waifu are posted and you're as autistic as I am about it, then you'd obviously want the poster to be dealt with accordingly. Sadly you can't spit roast them (not in the sexual way either) so we just have to stick with banning/deleting posts.
But hey, if you're okay with lewds of your waifu then more power to ya.
>>64929
Yeah it's fun. No rage quitting!
No.64939
>>64930
No watch the show
>>64936
No.64940
>>64938
>no rage quitting
Welp count me out
No.64941
>every time I try and use one of the mod commands/edit anything on /lewd/, I get an error 404, 502 bad gateway or the site just crashes.
Happen to any one else?
No.64942
No.64943
>>64938
Can i play I mean ill be distracted and stuff
No.64944
>>64941
Yeah, that's why doing things is a slow process.
No.64945
>>64941
i get site offline thats about it
No.64946
>>64940
>read it as "Whelp cunt"
It might not have been a good idea to drink while sleepy.
No.64947
>>64937
I'll keep trying your strategy and hopefully something will "click" and I won't feel as bad about myself any more!
Hopefully you won't be too disappointed in me if I mess up once or twice…
Not that it's anything that will bother you or anything, since you have things that are actually worth focusing on like your book!
Which is going to be the greatest collection of short stories I will never be able to read!
>>64938
>No rage quitting!
Uhh…
No.64948
ITT: describe your worst rage quit
>>64939
No.64949
>>64948
>playing counter strike source on my old laptop years ago
>constantly getting merk'd due to FPS lag
>get so pissed at my laptop, I throw it across the room and it shatters into a million pieces
No.64951
>>64948
Threw my 70$ razer mouse against the wall while playing League of Legends.
Don't play any Mobas anymore they're bad and cancer
No.64952
>>64947
I'm afraid it's less of a click and more of a whirr. At least to me it's been a seriously slow process. And of course I won't get disappointed in you, I badmouth myself all the time! You can't just one day decide not to do it and then that's the end of it. Like all bad habits, it takes work!
You'll read it when it's translated to six hundred languages and they've pushed down the Shakespeare statue in Leicester Square to make room for the twelve-foot golden statue of me!
No.64953
>>64949
Now that's a proper rage.
I just smashed a bottle after getting de-fuggenstroyed in ArmA 2, I accidentally cut my hand.
>>64950
approved for all ages
No.64954
>>64937
Yeah get a battlecry and some axes and stuff and your set for becoming a famous hero!
No.64955
>>64948
>playing domination ground war on overgrown
>sitting in the rock with an M60 ACOG with bandolier
>approaching setting a new kill streak record(somewhere around 45 at this time)
>take damage from an rpg, scoot back a little
>scoot back too far and fall off the map and die
>upset with self, walk up to 360 and turn it off
>go to bed
I don't really get angry at games
No.64956
>>64948
>your worst rage quit
I got pushed off a building in Unreal Tournament 2k4 for like the sixth time in a row, and I hit "Esc" pretty hard and closed the game.
No.64957
>>64948
Can't remember I was probably 6. Games don't get to me like that.
>>64953
People still play Arma 2?
No.64958
>>64948
I forgot
I stopped playing got a bit upset
that's my worst
>>64953
No.64959
my snub nosed arrived today but the leasing office is out showing some new sucker these shitty apartments
FUCK
No.64960
>>64951
Every major ragequit I've heard people tell is from mobas lmao
>>64955
That's healthy I guess
>>64956
ruined suspense..
>>64957
What did you play when 6?
I do..
ArmA 3 is meh to me, not fond of the futuristic appeal.
>>64958
Ah okai
>>64959
shootz themz
No.64961
>have to go into work
>tired af
No.64962
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>>64946
>"Whelp, cunt, me out"
For some reason this strikes me as a proper response… Even though the syntax is fucked
>>64948
>rage so hard playing Halo 2
>punch a hole in my bedroom wall, which connected to my parents' room
>hear my dad yell "WHAT THE FUCK"
>I yell through the new window "FUCK HALO 2" and go to sleep
i'm so ashamed
No.64963
>>64948
Uhh, when I was really young and playing Rayman on the PS1, I guess…
I kept missing a jump, so I kept insisting it was impossible, and quit the game.
I also didn't jump at all sometimes and I insisted the button was broken! …but it wasn't broken…
>tfw I'm pretty calm at vidya
>>64952
It probably doesn't mean much hearing it from me, but I can't see any reason why you would bad mouth yourself!
I know it's a personal thing, so I don't want to make light of your feelings about yourself or anything…
Just know that you are a good person Skandi, and I hope to make as much progress as you have for myself!
Good! It would be a real pain for someone with as little motivation as me to learn Norwegian!
Even though it would be worth learning for the book of course!
No.64964
>>64960
what am i going to shoot them with?
THE GUN THATS IN THE MAIL???
M,OM!!!!!
No.64965
>>64960
Fighting games with my brother. I'm really bad at fighting games…
And Arma 3 is terrible, but I can't find any active Ace/Acre servers on Arma 2 anymore.
No.64966
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>>64965
I'd crush you at Marvel vs Capcom
No.64967
>>64966
You're even more cute when you bite~
No.64968
>>64962
Okay honestly that's hilarious
>>64963
I had that with metal gear solid peacewalker, that quicktime event is impossible!
>>64964
..dont you have others?
>>64965
ah same.. bad memories tbh
Yeah those went dry, last game I played with ace/acre was 2 years ago.
I just play some CTI every now and then.
No.64969
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>>64967
I'm fiesty, I can't help it
Besides, who doesn't like a little biting?
No.64970
>get pissed off at mario kart rubber banding.
>yell fuck
>brother c9mes in and tell me to shut up
>throw controllet at him
>Headshot
>he starts bleeding
>freak out and run over to him
>turns out it wasn't serious and it stopped after a bit.
No.64971
>>64963
Uh well, thanks. But since we're somewhat similar you probably get how I work. I think you're just saying that 'cause you don't really know me, just like you think I'm just saying it when I say you're a seriously good person.
No.64972
>>64969
Stay close, this csgo game is almost over~
No.64973
>>64960
>Cottage cheese and tree branches
Oh god.
No.64974
>>64948
When I was younger I slammed my ds into my bed and it bounced off my mattress, hit me in the face, and broke
I've also kicked a hole in the ceiling (bunk bed)
I've crashed my laptop and broke the hard drive twice by slamming it on my desk during league games
No.64976
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>>64972
Yes, master
>>64973
Hi Scanz
No.64977
>>64975
Hey Rager, how be you?
No.64978
>>64977
being almost perpetually kept awake by the chronic nightmares.
No.64979
>>64973
Thanks for posting that, 'cause otherwise I wouldn't have checked out the webm and it was surprisingly great! Also, hi!
No.64980
>>64971
Yeah…it's a strange state of affairs to say the least…
It means a lot to me that you think I'm a good person Skandi!
Not many people get to know me though, since I always keep my guard up.
I don't want people meeting me to have any kind of expectations of me, only to be let down in the end…
Looks like my guard is no good against you though! Since you can see right through it…
No.64981
No.64982
>>64973
It's one of my favourite ever
>>64974
Hehe.. pretty expensive rage
>>64981
cause you love it
No.64984
>>64981
you're here forever.
No.64985
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No.64986
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No.64987
>>64982
Probably somewhere upwards of 300
No.64988
>>64978
That's some lovecraft shit right there.
I don't even know where to start with a conversation about that.
Been to the doctor? Did you disturb any tombs?
>>64982
Oh Tokai, you made me laugh, and now you made me cringe.
What a wonderful time to be alive and human.
>>64976
Hey Dunzel.
>>64979
We need more Alaskan Homebois.
No.64989
>>64988
I haven't poked around any ancient ruins recently.
It started a week ago, but it happens almost every night.
No.64990
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>>64986
Mine is
>Top Dong-Massacre
Not bad
No.64991
>>64982
gotta go somewhere
>>64983
there's lots of gods, I'll show you sometime
>>64984
I guess
No.64992
>>64986
>Top Ass Bitch.
>Or if I included both of my hyphonated last names… Top Ass-Tit Scrotum-Bitch
No.64993
>>64986
>Dangly Tit Expander
Nice
No.64994
>>64986
I-Incredible Donkey-Smasher…ffs…
No.64995
>>64986
Long Ass Fucker
a little generic if you ask me
>>64991
spiderfags don't count!
>>64989
do you have mental problems? have you been taking any new drugs?
No.64996
>>64989
Could be an anxiety thing.
Could even be down to medication.
Whenever I drink cough syrup late at night, I'd get severe nightmares.
No.64997
Dank Dong-Massacre
>>64987
Gonna try and improve or nah?
>>64988
Wouldn't want you to get a good aftertaste
>>64991
huh
No.64998
>>64986
Gay tit expander or dangly tit massacre
Not too great
No.64999
>>64980
Well, you seem to be a good person, anyway. I've yet to see you be mean to anyone at all, and you take an interest in people!
To be a complete nerd, with regards to the keeping your guard up thing: What we're doing is playing a turn-based strategy game, and you're playing the nation I used to play for years! Basically, I recognize the strategies.
>>64986
"Rectal Ass-Smasher" is simply not good enough, sorry, Jack the Dipper!
No.65000
>>64995
>>64996
That's the kicker.
I've been clean for 2 weeks now.
No.65001
>>64995
just cos they don't because mean they can't
>>64997
*I* gotta, rather
No.65002
>>64986
I'm incredible pussy fucker.
Just like irl lol :'(
No.65004
Good game, Senti topfragging with his controller somehow as always!
Going to work, adieu!
>Blink 182 edition
Has skandi finally found some taste?
No.65005
>>65000
hmm. possible changes in brain chemistry with the stopping of doing drugs? whatever it is, if it doesn't pass, might see a doc or google if you don't feel up to it
>>65001
if you cross that boundary, i cannot guarantee your safety
No.65006
>>65005
my own safety is something I don't even care about
No.65007
>>65004
I liked Nick Cave before you did, megapleb! I haven't listened to Blink-182 at all, I just saw the potential for an edition name.
No.65008
>>65000
Nice trips.
Can be a depression or anxiety thing then.
If it really fucks you up, get a doctor on it.
No.65009
im going to become a locksmith
No.65010
>>65001
where do you gotta go?
No.65011
>>65004
Have a good day Noun!
>>65006
Oh look it's a spider
>>65009
See I have good idea, you should keep me around.
No.65012
>>65004
>Senti uses a controller
THE SENTI SPECIAL IS REAL
EBR WITH SUPRRSSOR AND RED DOT
No.65013
>>64999
>and you take an interest in people!
Because people are interesting!
I will continue to try be the good person you believe me to be "Rectal Ass-Smasher"!
Hopefully I'm as good of a player as you were when you used to play!
Would be a lot easier if you made a wiki!
No.65014
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>65006
poor sad spider! have some happy!
>>65009
hopefully that won't lock out any opportunities for you
No.65015
>>65011
40-60k a year :3
ill be able to open up a /lewd/ mansion
No.65016
>>65005
I'm not far from seeing someone about it.
>>65008
How are things with you, scanner?
No.65018
>>65010
well I own my own place so no where till I rot to death, I suppose
>>65011
yeah……
>>65014
I wonder what happy even is
No.65019
>>65015
how could you unleash such a hub of degeneracy and gayness on the world?
would it be a comfy hub of degeneracy and gayness?
>>65016
i hope it gets better!
>>65017
in all reality, noun or kyoko would be overseer?
No.65020
>>65017
that pic made me gag
No.65021
>>65019
I'll give it another week to see if it passes.
No.65022
>>65016
Hungover, too lazy to make a cup of tea.
No.65023
>>65018
Get some drugs 1P-LSD
>>65019
No! I called it! Noun
>>65020
Weak stomach?…
No.65024
>>65013
You will absolutely not start calling me Rectal Ass-Smasher!
Here's the wiki: 1. Realize you're playing as the Extremely Low Self-Esteemians. 2. Try to hide this fact (without feeling like you're censoring yourself to people close to you). 3. Maybe it eventually gets a little better, but it's probably not the ultimate solution.
No.65026
>>65018
it's the feeling you'll get once this slump passes you nerd!
or at least you'll feel content and meh…
>>65021
yeah, that's probably for the best… besides the nightmares, how are you?
>>65023
doesn't count as a vote for noun, noun is your lewd husbando
No.65027
>>65009
congrats
>>65018
but get food and stuff!
>>65023
noo, just for some things
No.65028
>>65026
Good, I suppose.
Once I look past the tiredness, things are good.
No.65029
>>65017
>>65019
clearly i would be the overseer since i'm probably the most alpha one and would be the one making the most money, but i would need someone to care for it while im at work
>>65019
well me, ui, mika, and chijo all live in portland and all hang out on the reg. hailey is also moving here for university, and toodles is planning on moving here within 2 years
this isn't a dumb idea like /v/ mansion or /jp/ mansion this is actually something that is already happening
for instance ui is becoming my roommate ^_^ and once chijo gets a job he will too!
at that point we'll rent a house :3
No.65031
i will do almost anything for someone that buys me squad
:)
No.65032
Nasty Banana Expansion pak
No.65033
>>65029
Will there be a stripping pole?
No.65034
>>65025
I dunno, it fucking sucks.
I really want it.
Or at least something hydrating.
No.65035
>>65029
Can I get my own room? also I'm coming just because I'm going to uni the year after.
No.65036
>>65033
There'll be a stripping Pole. Specifically, Nonon.
No.65037
>>65028
so what's good, then, you nerd!?
>>65029
jesus that sounds so comfy
i should go and move there once the whole education thing is done! or, at least, try…
>>65033
for who!?
>>65034
bottled water is very cheap and easy to open when you are hungover
No.65038
>>65033
no this isnt a dumb idea this is an actually in the works fucker :D
>>65035
ur coming cause of me ;)
and if you pay rent you can have your own room
when i make 40k though, yes you can have your own room
No.65039
>>65026
What!? Why doesn't that count?
>>65027
Threads need more guro
>>65029
>for university
Fucking canadiens. But overseer doesn't work, they watch others work.
No.65040
>>65038
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.65041
alright im back home
whens insurgency
No.65042
>>65034
>>65037
He's right, go for that bottled water.
No.65043
How in the FUCK can women compete with this?
Seriously, HOW?
No.65044
>>65036
Skandi bringing the heat?
>>65037
All sluts.
>>65038
Stripping poles are cheap, cheapskate. I expect a /lewd/ mansion to not be a total bore.
No.65045
>>65024
Don't worry! Skandi is a cuter name, and 100% more fitting!
The wiki should be easy to follow because I have no people who are close to me… so hopefully that will make it easier!
I'm determined to lead the mighty Extremely Low Self-Esteemians to victory! GRrrrr…? (I-I hope I'm using this correctly!)
>>65029
>tfw born in a shit country and will never be a member of the /lewd/ mansion
No.65046
>>65043
they have nipples and they are real, mostly
you could ask the same thing about 2d boys vs real boys as well
>>65044
that'd have to be a pretty big stripping pole…
No.65047
>>65039
what does university have to do with canadians?
>>65044
who said you were invited?
>>65040
>pretending like you're just coming here for uni
lol good joke
>>65045
who said u were invited
No.65048
>>65029
since im prolly heading to college next year i wont have a need to live with yall unless my parents kick me out before then
which may or may not happen based on things that may or may not happen
No.65049
I would totes read mayaka's autobiography.
so much adventure
>>65039
please no I don't like feeling ill
No.65050
>>65047
So it is going to be a total bore.
No.65051
>>65047
No one!
>tfw will never be a member of the /lewd/ mansion
The shit country part was just an extra!
No.65052
>>65043
By being touchable and remarkably soft. Also, hi, Moe!
>>65044
It's not a lot of heat, but it's something at least!
>>65045
Are you saying I don't smash asses on a regular basis?!
Well, uh, it's not really a good idea to keep the self-loathing entirely bottled up, either! And nobody knows how to do the growling self-esteem bit, I think it's largely for werewolves.
No.65053
>>65050
you can still visit me though
No.65054
>>65047
hey! will i ever be allowed to come!?
No.65055
>>65047
I dont at all! but I was going out to the pacific northwest anyway
No.65056
>>65052
Hey skandi what's up
No.65057
>>65042
But that requires leaving the bed.
No.65058
Doesn't tootles need a greencard? Even with a visas he can only stay for 3 months.
No.65059
>>65053
and you're going to be visiting the hospital after I'm done with you.
No.65060
>>65041
When best boy is home, unless we play ED or something.
>>65047
Cause only canadians say going to university.
>>6504
But I love it.
>>65058
>Implying their isn't people here who'd marry her
No.65061
>>65059
oh yeah sorry about last night heheh
No.65062
>>65061
wait, what happened last night?
No.65063
>>65058
>toodles
>he
dude what the shit toodles is the girliest girl I've ever met
No.65064
>>65056
I'm drinking! Otherwise not much! Sorry for disappearing yesterday, was there anything in particular you wanted?
>>65060
>linking to a month-old post about Noun's butt
No.65065
>>65053
Sure your house is big enough for all the cocks you've invited?
No.65066
>>65049
the life of mayaka van buren?
i suppose it would be an interesting read, but im a narcissist
>>65050
its pretty fun when the pdx gang hangs out so nah
>>65051
orwellian police state
>>65048
where u going to college?
>>65058
thats why i said about 2 years from now, she'll qualify cause she'll be able to get a good job in the states
>>65060
thats not true at all lol
No.65067
>>65062
we were talking and i just kinda peaced out to play league with some buddies
>>65066
u of o hopefully
No.65068
>>65064
I have the picture saved I don't need to link it anywhere, what are you on about? got those skirt pics tho?
>>65066
>being this canadian
Go back, america doesn't want you.
No.65069
>>65064
Sounds like fun ! I honestly don't remember if I needed something or not so more than likely no there wasn't.
I'd join you but frenchie made me quit drinking and smoking so much ;_;
No.65070
>>65067
I've already forgotten
No.65071
>>65057
suffer with your headache or get some other uk lewdie to get it for you then!
>>65065
his butthole certainly is!
No.65072
>>65071
That's a fantastic idea! I'll just get a buttslave to do my work.
No.65074
>>65070
hmu if you want anything~
No.65075
>>65065
no, youll just have to find somewhere to stay and ill visit you
No.65082
>>65052
I don't mean it that way at all!
I-I'm sure you've smashed many asses!
Skandi just…uhh…rolls off the tongue better!
Not much I can do about the bottling up part, since I don't really have anyone, and I wouldn't want to bother people I'm not 100% comfortable with!
Hmm, now where do I find a werewolf..?