No.67305
Welcome to the hood, newfriends! Enjoy your stay~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ih1aKeETk
I own all of you now.
No.67308
I bet this isn't the first post
No.67310
>>67307
Yea they really are
No.67314
It's 5 am and I should go to sleep but I'm too cozy and I don't want the coziness to end.
No.67315
cowfwee redy
>>67305
Nuhuh I'm a free man
No.67316
>>67314
I'll make us some coffee
No.67317
sissy humiliation… what is that ?
No.67318
>>67315
Free will is an illusion.
No.67319
>>67317
bullying your sisters
>>67318
noooo!
its real like me
No.67320
>>67316
Sounds good. 2 teaspoons of powdered creamer and extra sugar. Pronto.
>>67317
It's basically master/sub play. A master orders his sissy to humiliate himself by saying embarrassing things, posting lewd and embarrassing shit, etc etc.
No.67321
>>67316
CLICK THE PICTURE AND WATCH 8ch MAGIC AT WORK
No.67323
File: 1452334715360.jpg (897.39 KB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, Kaneki.Ken.full.1778843.jpg)
>>67315
Once I had berries and white chocolate shavings on wentelteefjes.
No.67324
>>67316
Sounds good. 2 teaspoons of powdered creamer and extra sugar. Pronto.
>>67317
It's basically master/sub play. A master orders his sissy to humiliate himself by saying embarrassing things, posting lewd and embarrassing shit, etc etc.
>>67319
You're not real… none of us are real. We wake up from this simulation when we die and move on to the next.
No.67325
No.67326
if my dix was in front of you right now….
how long would u sux
No.67327
>>67323
you're making my mouth water!
>>67324
Ohh that's cool, I wanna be cool next simualtion
>>67326
ten
No.67329
>>67319
no sisters tho Tokai v.v
>>67320
oooohhh i see… Exactly what I was afraid of
No.67330
No.67331
>>67324
I'll serve it in my french maid uniform
>>67326
All 3 inches of it
No.67332
>>67327
There's more than one way I could do that.
Just be grateful I'm only doing it with tasty breakfast treats.
No.67333
>>67331
ask you're mum
bigger bruh
No.67335
>>67329
same, we need alternatives
>>67332
uh I am grateful!
No.67336
>>67335
Good, then I don't have to punish you. ^^
No.67337
>>67327
But ur cool rite now.
>>67328
No I'm catholic.
>>67330
Scarlet wtf r you tripping on
>>67329
Enjoy your stay~! I'm sure your master will enjoy it more.
>>67331
Delicious but you better not brew your semen into it.
No.67338
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No.67341
I think UI took too many bath salts.
No.67342
>>67337
Ah, shit.
I thought you might be based on some things you were saying.
That's how I was raised as well, Irish family and all.
No.67343
>>67337
…Okay, I won't this time
>>67338
It was a terrible tragedy… broke her neck, she did
Fell off the top of her stripper pole, hanging upside down
No.67344
>>67336
hmmhmm! I'm good.
>>67337
wow nobody ever called me that, thank youthankyou
No.67345
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No.67352
>>67344
I don't know, maybe if I were to ask around I'd hear about you doing naughty things.
Especially when you've had too much to drink.
No.67353
No.67354
>>67342
Born and raised Catholic. Don't go to church any more. If there is a hell, I've booked my ticket straight down long ago. Hopefully I can hold hands with /lewd/ as we descend.
>>67343
I won't smack your shit up and verbally degrade you if you do it!
No.67355
>>67351
Lern2handle ur drugs
Bath salts aren't really crazy
No.67356
>>67337
I already like it here!
>>67335
We can pretend you are my sister :3
No.67357
No.67358
I'm off to bed /lewd/, good night.
These servers are fucking pissin' me off.
>>67356
Good girl.
No.67359
>>67354
You can verbally degrade me, a little!
I'll keep that in mind
No.67360
Good morning, /lewd/!
>>67358
If you keep leaving right as I'm showing up, people will eventually realize that we're the same person! Goodnight!
No.67361
No.67363
>>67357
I'm 10x not wish ya newb
>>67358
:3
No.67364
>>67352
You'd hear nothing!
Go ask they got nothing I promise
>>67356
huwmm what does a sister do?
>>67358
nini
No.67365
>>67360
Kyoko = Gropy, and now Noun = Skandi?
Who else is just an alter-ego around here?!
Good morning Skandi. Drink some water, please!
No.67366
>>67365
I'm actually hotwheels
No.67367
>>67364
Nope, this just in.
According to this newspaper, Tokai asks for lewd things like kisses, snuggling, and even handholding while drinking.
No.67368
>>67363
oh shit haha
kek
lel
welcome to hell.
ull like it better than animus tbh
fuk u wish
No.67369
>>67367
asking is not naughty!
No.67370
No.67371
>>67364
we could practice kissing I dunno
>>67368
I was thinking I might, who is this or should I guess ?
No.67372
>watch anime, step dad's awake, no problem
>ending theme comes on, step dad's awake, full embarrassment mode
Why am I still feeling this way, I thought I moved past this shit
No.67373
>>67371
fuck you faggot this is ui
No.67374
>>67371
yes please, eh I mean yes for educational purposes
No.67375
>>67362
Actually, morning" probably is a better description than "good morning" today.
>>67365
Well, Miles is Clock, G is Dots, and you're Chijo. I'm sure if you investigate enough you'll find that we're all the same person!
I've had like four glasses of water already, plus vitamin and magnesium pills to replenish myself a bit, and soon there'll be coffee! So I'll live, eventually!
No.67376
>>67366
Hire more developers
No.67377
>>67375
Good boy! Gotta come back to life, eventually!
I think there's really only three or four of us posters, we just pretend to be different people all the time, with different trips!
We're a confusing bunch
No.67378
>>67376
hey dunsel
want to compare penis sizes?
No.67379
>>67373
oh of course ooops
>>67374
better make it a bedtime make out session bc I am soo sleeeppyy
No.67381
Yeah, sorry about that previous night.
No.67383
>>67378
I only compare with penises I am interested, and unfortunately right now you don't fall under "dicks I'd like to inspect"
No.67384
>>67377
>Good boy
Lewd!
The only confusing people are those who suddenly avatarfag as some character I've never seen before!
No.67385
>>67376
Can I hire you
>>67379
That's extra sweet!
>>67381
forgiven
No.67386
File: 1452337712859.jpg (34.53 KB, 352x413, 352:413, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.36.08….jpg)
>>67384
If you're taking care of yourself… you're a good boy!
I watched an anime with Bit and I really like this girl
Is this more comfortable for you?
No.67387
>>67382
How's Yan?
>>67385
They really need to ban vodka from my reach.
No.67388
>>67385
I am not good with computer
No.67389
>>67386
I wont lie she is really cute
No.67390
>>67387
I had some shitty coffee and I'm eating a shitty breakfast because I accidentally dropped my very last egg on the floor and made it inedible.
You should make desu be my friend.
Or slave.
No.67391
>>67387
or go full russiya
>>67388
noone is!
You're starting monday
No.67392
File: 1452338025789.jpg (25.14 KB, 379x364, 379:364, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.32.54….jpg)
>>67390
Desu isn't that hard to dom, just call him worthless and he'll get hard just like that
No.67393
>>67386
It's just that only Miles calls me that, so it makes me go a tiny bit doki doki.
Post whoever you want, I don't mind! It was just confusing for like a quarter of a second!
No.67394
>>67392
I'm aware. He tends to ignore me because I messed around with his head a little too much and posted his nudes though.
No.67395
File: 1452338192896.jpg (386.49 KB, 962x674, 481:337, 1e5e35321ea630dd898e55db6c….jpg)
>>67390
Why shitty, should be more careful around eggs though.
Not really sure how that works.
>>67391
I do that way too often.
No.67396
>>67395
It just tastes shitty. I want like a porkchop and some hashbrowns and an egg maybe.
Maybe some pancakes too.
Just tell him what to do.
No.67397
File: 1452338438910.jpg (31.49 KB, 349x336, 349:336, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.21.28….jpg)
No.67398
>>67396
Never had a breakfast like that, since I don't usually ever eat any breakfast.
I don't think it works like that though.
No.67399
man
noun's a freak when he wants to be
No.67400
>>67395
russiya is forever
No.67401
>>67391
I don't want to!
>>67394
He's touchy
I refuse to be friends with him any more, due to reasons
No.67402
>>67400
Should cease to exist on my part.
No.67403
>>67398
Fuck it I'm going to grab a 2L bottle of soda and just chug it.
>>67399
Sorry you got grounded and couldn't go on your date with noun tonight onii-chan.
Maybe I could be your freak tonight.
Mom and dad will never know…
>>67401
I'm sure they are very, very, very good reasons.
He's kind of a huge little cunt.
No.67404
>>67403
I did that with a 1,5L bottle of Cola a while ago, due to vodka reasons.
No.67406
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No.67407
>>67404
>Coke
>Vodka
>not Rum
Senpai pls
>>67405
Fucking preemies
No.67408
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>>67401
ooke thats fine..
>>67402
no worry it can
>>67406
buhbai
No.67410
File: 1452339214521.jpg (21.07 KB, 218x319, 218:319, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.43.20….jpg)
No.67411
>>67407
give me like 20 minutes and I can go again.
No.67413
File: 1452340339905.gif (259.04 KB, 293x165, 293:165, Some of tafd3b105a29ffdf81….gif)
I'm going to the mall and windowgaze for two hours and then buy one thing!!
baiii
No.67414
I couldn't fall asleep, even with my Garand! So I just decided to do some stripping instead!
Do you guys like it?
This was hard to do with my messed up finger
No.67415
File: 1452340409041.jpg (40.87 KB, 509x414, 509:414, ss (2015-12-17 at 08.56.11….jpg)
>>67413
Bai bai tokai
I hope your willpower holds out and you buy only one thing!
No.67416
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No.67417
>>67416
AVERT YOUR EYES DUNSEL ITS NOT FOR THE PU.RE LIKE YOU
No.67420
>tfw snuggling with qt transgirl RIGHT FUCKING NOW
No.67421
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No.67423
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No.67424
>>67421
Hey dunsel!
>tfw woke up and made out with qt transgirl just a little bit ago
life is good
No.67425
File: 1452341645521.jpg (625.29 KB, 800x1422, 400:711, image_56130215113509854801….jpg)
No.67428
>>67425
I am bed just not sleep
No.67429
>>67419
I dont want to strip anymore right now
but have a pic or two
I got three 91/30s
>>67423
He always is
No.67430
>>67427
It's been 9 hours!
No.67431
>>67424
You're too young to be corrupted!
Glad you're doing well, at least
>>67429
At least you aren't stripping them and posting those guns' lewds!
Now teach me to shoot!
No.67433
File: 1452342510253.jpg (Spoiler Image, 541.46 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 20160109_071931.jpg)
Look at how big it is
>>67431
I'm to tired out from that first one to do it again you know my finger pain and painkillers don't help either.
I am gonna come pick you up soon™ don't worry! Just be ready!
No.67434
File: 1452342582902.jpg (46.74 KB, 529x415, 529:415, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.23.56….jpg)
>>67433
I have a bag packed, and ready to go!
I'll wait patiently
No.67435
>>67434
>>67433
Don't listen to him, I'm still in bed waiting for 3 weeks for him to come pick me up to go to mc donalds.
No.67436
File: 1452343057433.jpg (Spoiler Image, 714.54 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 20160109_073354.jpg)
>Ara ara, you're not attracted to an old rifle like me are you?
>>67434
Just need your address and or a location and we are as good as golden when I leave soon™
Post last edited at
No.67437
>>67435
soon™ it takes time to get to Europe! Customs and Border control and what not don't like me!
No.67438
File: 1452343283707.jpg (35.66 KB, 352x410, 176:205, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.35.37….jpg)
>>67436
I'll travel way down to Yuma, where you can pick me up, so we can feel like wild west outlaws, except instead of horses we'll have a car
No.67439
>>67423
Shuut up!!
>>67429
Not true baka
No.67440
>>67439
Does that pic describe your fap?
No.67441
>>67440
Does this describe yours?!
No.67443
File: 1452343514741.jpg (269.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Kaylith] Inugami-san to N….jpg)
No.67444
Someone cook me breakfast!
No.67445
>>67438
A jeep! a jeep that destroys fingers!
Alright thats gonna be a long drive gotta get provisions and stuff.
>>67439
Its very true!
>>67440
This pic describes mine at the end
No.67446
>>67445
You gotta work on that aim! Also not true!! Believe me Burt!
No.67448
>>67446
The kick is to strong cant help it.
Fine I will believe you!
No.67449
>>67447
I give that a perfect 7/10
>>67448
No.67450
No.67451
>>67449
Its pretty bad
>>67450
No.67453
Bit attempted to seduce me… I feel violated!
No.67454
File: 1452344999981.png (697.03 KB, 600x678, 100:113, 06b3d39dd833c9440a1fa0230b….png)
No.67455
Say, does anybody here like Dark Souls?
No.67456
File: 1452345277198.jpg (146.92 KB, 850x703, 850:703, sample-c17d474ebbefff40f1d….jpg)
>>67455
Im not super far in it but I like dark souls
rip severs
No.67457
>>67454
I met Bit at a con a while ago, I went with my boyfriend. When we approached him Bit looked at me then at my boyfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Bit you found another goofball?", "Yeah Noun, this one looks like a complete dick head, his boyfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck his asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his boyfriends ass with goofballs so he'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Bit jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Noun jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "He's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my boyfriend stared at me in the eyes as Bit undressed him and rammed his fingers up his ass, he was trying to scream but Bit just kept pushing his head down. Bit looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Bit then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into his anus with his hands. Noun who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "He's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Noun's boner pushing into my back… I blacked out…
No.67458
>>67452
>>67453
Uh oh bits on the prowl
>>67455
I am playing through 2 again slowly but i do like it
No.67459
>>67455
One of my favorite games, really
Totally fell in love with it even though I used a guide for my first playthrough
No.67460
>>67457
>>67457
All true tbh
>>67458
Im not Burt!
No.67461
>Not one of you comments on my grossly incandescent groin
I am disappoint /lewd/.
No.67462
>>>>67461
Your groin is as bright as Dunsels slutty future!
No.67463
>>67462
Opps forgot about the filter :^)
No.67464
>>67460
What a shame not all of us can be Burt
No.67465
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No.67466
>>67465
Better take a quick sippy
No.67467
>>67461
I would have commented on it, but I was busy.
No.67468
>>67464
Everyone has a little Burt inside them
>>67465
No.67470
>>67468
I have Burt's bullets inside of me from playing Siege with him….
No.67471
>>67465
>>67468
I'd rather we kept that a secret!
now they know!
>>67470
Dont walk in front of me to try and steal my kills then
No.67472
>>67469
>>67470
That game was pretty fun when I played the beta
No.67473
>>67472
I just want to know how she fit all dat ass in dem cuisses.
No.67474
>>67471
Opps! Guess you gotta kill them all
>>67473
One of the great unknowns of the world
No.67475
>>67473
Lots of sippy as lubrication
No.67476
>>67475
>Giving away the great unknowns of the world
No.67477
Sorry for all the M1 Garand pics its just I love her. May the Gods help /lewd/ when I get me a M14(M1A)
>>67474
No I just have to activate my plan sooner now
No.67478
>>67476
1v1 me i'll rekt u
in a pillow fight
No.67479
>>67477
> dem murrica pants
No.67480
File: 1452347296931.jpg (140.54 KB, 756x1136, 189:284, c4c13718f56605f261dedc1ee1….jpg)
>>67475
GOTTA BURN ALL THAT SUBMISSIVE BONER DUST INTO YOUR SUNNY D FOR SIPPY.
Don't worry Dunsel I'll protect you.
No.67481
>>67477
>m1
>m14
>m1a
It's like you speak chinese, burt…
No.67482
>>67480
I'm not sure if that's a positive thing…
No.67483
>>67482
Why wouldn't it be?
No.67484
>>67483
What if I don't need protecting…?
No.67485
>>67479
They are comfy I got 2 pairs they give you a nice FREE range of movement and some murrican shorts as well and a captain america hoodie
>>67481
Well you have to give the guns names I'll add that to the list of thing i need to teach you as well
No.67486
>>67484
Oh. Well if that's the case maybe I won't bother.
I might feel bad if you end up getting beat up or having your feelings hurt.
Or you know, if you were raped.
All because you thought you didn't need protection.
No.67488
>>67485
I have names for them!
I call them the "Pop! Pop!" "Tch-tch-tcha! Tch-tch-tcha!" "BA-BOW BA-BOW" and "TATTA-TATTA-TATTA-TATTA"
No.67489
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67487
>>67488
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING
No.67490
>>67486
I can handle a sword just fine!
No.67491
>>67478
I'll rk u m8
>>67477
P-Plan?! What plan?!
No.67492
Someone go suck off the 8CH owner so he will fix severs!
No.67493
>>67490
Do you even parry?
No.67494
>>67493
I reposte like a surgeon tyvm
No.67495
>>67492
>355.32 KB, 1251x689,
No.67496
>>67495
Whats the prob fam
No.67497
>>67490
Wanna sword fight?
>>67491
I cant say but I thought you knew how else did you about the "little burt"?
>>67492
Thats your job
No.67498
>>67494
You're talking about fencing, I'm talking about Dark Souls.
Maybe you should git gud
I'm actually a boxer myself.
No.67499
>>67497
Burts into lewd sword fights
I uhh maybe saw a little on your computer while you were sleeping and no its Dunsels job!
No.67500
>>67497
You'll lose
>>67498
…You know that a riposte follows a parry, right?
No.67501
>>67500
Yes. It's a quick thrust following a parry.
Do you know what a haymaker is?
No.67502
>>67501
Nope, couldn't care less about boxing, no offense
I'm not into physical sports like boxing, UFC etc
No.67503
>>67499
lewd? what?
Well it involve microorganisms thats all I say about the plan!
really? could of sworn it said your name on whiteboard for that job.
>>67500
probably
No.67504
>>67503
I umm think you got the wrong Bit..yea..yup that is it.
No.67505
>>67502
Oh, pardon me.
It's just something I do for a workout, I don't keep up with the sport or any events.
No.67506
>>67504
But we talked about it and I saw you write your name down after saying to us "Yeah don't worry I got this, I am pretty good at it too"
No.67507
I'll brb, my body requires additional pylons
time to seek nutrients
>>67505
Is it effective? What kind of areas does it specialize in working out?
No.67508
>>67506
SHH IT WAS ME JUST TRYING TO FOOL THE NORMIES
No.67509
>>67507
Well it's excellent cardio due to the explosive nature, but it primarily builds your shoulders, back, and arms.
A lot of people won't tell you this, but leg strength is important too.
Without any leg strength you're going to buckle a lot and lose ground while you're fighting.
Other than that I just go swimming and walks/jogs/bike rides for everything else.
No.67510
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No.67511
>>67508
You foil my plans I foil yours!
>>67510
Hey!
No.67512
File: 1452349888853.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)
>>67511
Hey Burt <3
Hows you?
No.67513
>>67510
Hello!
>>67511
I wouldn't dare to..
No.67514
>>67512
Pretty good
Tried to sleep and failed
see
>>67414
Then I posted a bunch of pics of my Garand
how are you
>>67513
But you did
No.67515
>>67514
That was a trick, dont worry
No.67516
>>67513
Hello bit <3
Hows you today? It seems reasonably quiet at the moment
>>67514
The injury keep you awake?
You must be tired :
No.67517
No.67519
>>67516
Hey Magi, doing well? I do? How so?
>>67517
AHHHHHHHHHHHH /
No.67521
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67517
Whats up?
Hi Erin <3
No.67522
>>67515
You're a trick
>>67516
I do blame the inury im not tired right now though probably hit me hard and fast though
No.67523
File: 1452350565744.jpg (470.06 KB, 772x1000, 193:250, 93278e53883235b1d3be3523f2….jpg)
>>67518
Hey yan
>>67519
Not bad Got spasms in my back this morning and only up a little while I thought I'd come on in and have a nosey :3
>>67522
Yeah you'll probably just get a wave of tiredness and then conk out :3
Has the swelling ceased yet?
No.67524
>>67522
Oh yea? Then I quit! Im gonna tell the world what I found on your pervert machine!
No.67526
>>67524
You can tell me :3
No.67527
>>67523
Its gone down some so im gonna ice it more and keep watch on it
>>67524
No.67530
File: 1452350853834.jpg (130.17 KB, 850x1121, 850:1121, sample-049d36d38c483cf63d1….jpg)
>>67523
Do you get them regularly?
>>67526
I dont want to harm your eyes Magi
>>67527
No.67533
No.67534
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>>67527
Just keep an eye on it, but thats good the swelling has gone down. Hopefully after some rest some of the pain will have eased. Just be careful you've been pretty accident prone the last little while <3
>>67528
Pretty much the same, not long up. Trawling for music and trying to stop my back from spasms in check.
>>67529
Heh whats up? Has Bit spooked ya?
>>67530
Do what regularly sorry I'm a litle scatterbrained today.
As far as harming my eyes, well theres very little now that would shake me… Not after watching all the traces and faces of death stuff years ago.. so you are ok to tell me. :3
No.67535
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There are people posting!
Hello people
No.67537
>>67534
The spasms and i can't! Anyone who sees must be killed!
>>67535
Its the pervert! Run!
No.67538
No.67539
>>67532
>>67534
that pain is manageable right now long as i don't directly hit anything with it to hard
No not spooked!
No.67540
>>67537
Hush, you
>>67538
Hello set
No.67541
>>67536
i love you too <3
it is nice having you here
No.67542
No.67544
>>67541
It's nice being here. The people don't entirely disgust me and I already made a few new friends I think.
More than worth tolerating Desu's worthless cum-guzzling existence.
No.67545
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>>67535
Hey Dunsel hows you?
>>67537
My back spasms are part of my back healing but they get triggered every so often if i move in certain ways, incredibly painful. But i'm just trying to make the best and rest as best as I can
>>67539
As long as nothing drops off you should be fine, in time
>>67542
Hey Mika <3
>>67543
Moe
No.67546
>>67544
yeah, desu is really the only problem here.
it's nice.
No.67548
>>67545
My eye fell out and my hair turned gray is that normal?
No.67549
>>67543
Morning
>>67545
Yes rest is good! I can give a nice comfy back massage! Prepare!
No.67550
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>>67548
Possibly for some of the ppl that visit this board, sure perfectly normal stuff. Don't seat it :3
>>67549
That would be much welcomed tbh. Though If I can let the painkillers settle in I may be able to climb into my loft space and get my back massager.. which handily I can attach to my desk chair
No.67551
No.67552
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>>67542
Morning Mika, did you sleep well?
>>67545
I'm alright, thanks! Watching animes with Bit
how are you?
No.67554
>>67550
some twink nerd keeps trying to attack me with a sword too, its a real pain… all I want to do is destroy the LA LI LU LE LO
No.67555
>>67552
Good enough for how little I got
No.67556
>>67552
Not too bad actually
What about yourself?
>>67553
So what have you got planned for today moe?
>>67554
I blame nanomachines
No.67557
>>67550
My hands would feel better! Hmm maybe I should practice first..
>>67553
*Slaps you with a cucumber*
No.67558
>>67556
Either visiting family for dinner or going out to watch the playoffs or being responsible and finishing up stuff for classes on monday. I've yet to choose. wbu
>>67557
*eats the cucumber*
senpie >__<
No.67559
>>67546
I don't know if I'd say he's a real problem.
Mostly he leaves me alone now, which is nice.
No.67561
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>>67556
Good to hear
I'm pretty good, watching anime with Bit, even though he asks too many questions!
No.67562
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>>67558
Not much myself just resting my body. Trawling for music and generally trying to relax. Though I am having a few interesting conversations on irc.
>>67560
He always cracks me up :)
>>67561
What anime you watching?
No.67563
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>>67562
I forget the name already, since I was just answering nosy questions by Bit, he could probably tell you
No.67564
>/trash/ ERP threads have been ruined by homestuck
Glorious.
No.67565
It also appears 8ch is having some issues with posting atm
>>67563
heh no worries <3
No.67567
>>67564
Were they good to begin with, though?
No.67568
>>67566
Ehehe, and they thought I was bad.
>>67567
I was there, that means they were bad to begin with.
No.67569
>>67565
>It also appears 8ch is having some issues with posting atm
Yeah, it's been rough all day.
>>67568
Sounds awful!
No.67570
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>>67564
Hello Lot, how are you today?
>>67565
It's not at the moment, it's been all night and into this morning
No.67572
>>67567
Why bother is what I'm thinking tbh.
>>67568
Hey Nue <3
>>67569
Typical.
>>67570
Seemed ok when I was on until 5/6amish. Must be just server traffic.
No.67574
>>67559
i still wish he would die.
but otherwise this is a super nice environment
No.67575
No.67576
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>>67573
Good night Burt! Sleep well
No.67578
>>67574
Every cum dumpster has it's uses
No.67579
My laptop is slowly killing its power source.
Slowly but surely.
How do I tell it to stahp.
No.67580
>>67578
look at this elf
they sell for up to $2000
No.67581
>>67579
Show dominance! Tell it who's boss!
No.67582
>>67572
Pretty much!
I know I didn't bother.
>>67579
This is what happens to lithium ion batteries.
No.67583
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i want one real bad
this would take acid trips to a whole new level
No.67584
>>67583
Wow. Who would breed a cat to be so ugly?
No.67585
>>67581
*shakes it*
>>67582
It's killed 3 batteries now so I think this is a power/charging circuit issue.
No.67586
>>67579
Smack it around until it accepts you as it's superior!
No.67587
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you can even get hitler ones
>>67584
it's an Oriental Shorthair
No.67588
No.67589
>>67585
How long have you had the laptop?
>>67587
It's still fuck ugly.
No.67590
>>67586
Does that work on you~?
No.67591
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No.67592
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>>67582
Not something I've ever done myself, it didn't pique my interest i guess
>>67583
Terrible result in inbreeding, sadly don't see attraction. That and I'd imagine they would have a few problems down the line. Seen enough inbred cats to last me a lifetime sadly
>>67585
Sounds like it Em
No.67593
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this breed of elf cat is a cross between a Hairless Sphynx and an American Curl
this would be too horrible
the Oriental Shorthair is amazing tho
No.67594
>>67585
Now tie it up and spit on it..with it off of course
No.67595
>>67592
it isn't inbreeding.
in fact it is a very healthy breed.
No.67596
>>67589
3 years.
It went ded in the month before the warranty expired by not turning on any more so I got it fixed (they swapped the motherboard) and it worked okay for a while. At that point the original battery still functioned normally (but wear made it still have about 80% of its original capacity, but this was detected and correctly reported in the diagnostics).
After I got it back, the battery completely died one day. I got a replacement battery but that, after half a month or so, started to stop charging at roughly 80% and never went over that percentage though it was a new thing. I got it replaced thinking the replacement was bad, but the replacement for that replacement now also suffers from the problem (and it has now deteriorated to visibly trickle charging starting at 60% even).
No.67597
>>67591
no ;;
>>67594
It's not a disobedient slave ;;
No.67598
>a breed
>not inbreeding
That's not how breeds work.
No.67599
>>67593
Is that the pug of cats?
>>67596
Oh, it's completely killing batteries? Weird.
I thought you meant it was just getting the usual diminishing returns in battery life.
No.67600
>>67597
B-But I heard they enjoy that kind of stuff
No.67601
>>67599
Oh no, I got a new one and it killed it.
Now it's killing the current battery.
No.67602
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>>67595
They get a cat that has an abnormality, and breed them to continue it.. Just humans playing god and creator, same with dogs
No.67603
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Oriental Shorthairs are a Thai breed closely related to Siamese cats.
American Curl x Hairless Sphynx are a cross between two exceptionally well built and robust breeds of cat, and are also exceptionally healthy.
Ugly != inbred or prone to illness.
>>67599
kinda-ish, except pugs ARE rather bred-down and prone to medical problems.
These cats are bred up, they're spectacularly resilient.
No.67604
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I bought more than one item.
and bent over to Americanism by eating burger king.
shame for dispray
No.67605
No.67606
>>67580
I wouldn't sell you for a pound.
Or any amount ♥
No.67607
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>>67602
their evolution may have been incited by man, but they are by no means prone to illness like a pug or other designer dog.
they are exceptionally healthy, in dog terms like mongrels of two other very healthy breeds.
they only get stronger.
No.67608
>>67600
No my laptop is slutty.
>>67604
Whatchu got?
No.67609
WHEN IS WHEEL GONNA FIX HIS SHIT
p tired of 100% all time yet no post tbh fam
>>67600
No my laptop is slutty.
>>67604
Whatchu got?
No.67611
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in fact hairless sphynx are prone to heart problems, which is countered by crossing with the american curl.
the genetic problems are fixed in these.
No.67612
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>>67604
Aww ~hugs~
>>67607
That may be true, but it's just something that I don't agree with. I find man shouldn't be messing around the natural order of things. These breeds are basically going against natural evolution.. but hey they're expensive right..
No.67614
>>67605
I'm so so sorry
>>67608
A big bright yellow sweater, a light turquoise wool shirt, dark green sneakers and a wifebeater
>>67612
*huggs* it's all over now
No.67616
>>67613
Gotta watch out for those filters.
>>67614
It's okay, Tokai. I forgive you.
No.67617
>>67614
I just got new shoes.
The old ones were worn so much water got in :')
No.67618
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>>67614
Aw thanks Tokai <3 ~hugs~
No.67619
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these guys are unusually intelligent and playful for cats.
which is in contrast to their siamese relatives, which are generally stupid cunts.
>>67612
there would be no such thing as a house cat without humans.
dogs and cats as we know them are entirely man-made.
>>67613
https://8ch.net/settings.php?board=lewd
"wordfilters":[["pur e","slutty"],["innocen t","lewd"]]
No.67636
>>67619
I know, it doesn't change the fact that man has fucked with the natural evolution of cats and dogs, which within recent times has sky rocketed due to the fact that they can sell the new breed at a high price, which disgusts me. I am an animal lover, but man is going too far breeding these abominations to attain profit.