No.67615
Kyoko's awake so we're posting here now edition!
I found something like it Nouny~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpN1j8R5lZ8
No.67621
No.67622
>>67616
Slutty word filters.
>>67619
My slutty lewd laptop ;;
No.67624
>>67622
You're a slutty word filter!
No.67625
Erin stop saving these hoes!
No.67626
>>67622
Hehe slutty laptop
No.67627
No.67628
>>67626
I have no pantsu for it.
No.67629
wow, dictator
>>67616
Yay ^ ^ day's great
>>67617
what you gooot.
mine had mud in it and wornn
>>67618
hhowre youu?
No.67631
Daily reminder
>tfw Kyoko hates you
No.67633
>>67629
Uh, sneakers like last time somewhat but kinda different and just dark grey.
No.67634
File: 1452357392370.jpg (32.66 KB, 389x382, 389:382, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.50.09….jpg)
Makin' music and it feelz good
No.67635
>>67631
I still love you though
No.67637
>>67628
Gotta buy some for it! Purple should do
>>67630
>>67631
I was sure all Canadians loved each other and had orgies together
No.67638
>>67635
You only love my dick.
No.67640
>>67627
I'm alright. Getting used to being back in the UK and stuff.
You?
>>67629
<3
No.67641
>>67629
Not too bad Tokai, just relaxing still trying to recover.
What about yourself?
No.67642
>>67638
Well it is a really nice dick
No.67645
Despite the improvements to my diet I still don't like the taste of my own cum.
Why even bother?
No.67646
>>67644
Everyone knows this!
No.67647
>>67636
>fucked with the natural evolution
m8, look at what we have done to the world as a whole
the planet is plastered in fucking tarmac
selective breeding is a tiny insignificant piss in the sea of enormously unnatural piss
sort out your priorities
No.67649
>>67633
cool cool, I wanna buy more shoes but it's starting to feel girly
>>67634
what you makin'?
>>67641
Goodie, hope it goes well.
Having a lil beer, probs a lot later.
music and all that.
No.67650
>>67632
Brat …you'll need to make it up to me.
>>67631
mind if i post that pic here?
>>67629
You're getting punished for drinking without me yesterday! Where's Sleepen? He's going to feel Kyoko's sexy fury also!
No.67651
>>67645
Have someone else taste it for you
>>67646
I thought I kept it a secret
No.67652
File: 1452357887602.gif (1020.56 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mwa14iZxsA1r5rnoxo1….gif)
>>67645
just have others then
No.67653
>>67642
You say that to everyone who has showed you his dick though moe. its virtually a meme now
>>67647
I don't agree with that either, our species as a whole is cancer.
No.67654
>>67653
You know nothing of that
No.67655
>>67650
IM SORRY IM SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU
No.67656
>>67637
Not true. As a matter of fact I have never lewd.
>>67642
You'd say this about any dick you are presented with.
No.67657
>>67656
That's a lie your dick is easily the best one I've seen so far
No.67658
STOP STEALING WHEELED FUCK
No.67659
we wear fucking clothes
we burn coal
we have harnessed nuclear power
we have particle colliders
we cook our food
we use synthetic drugs
eugenics was a thing
we make vapor trails to alter the weather
we have point-and-kill devices
the ozone layer is literally dissolving
FUCKING LIFE EXITS IN THE FIRST PLACE, THAT IS _SO_FUCKING_WEIRD_
but oh no we bred some cute cats
No.67660
>>67651
Sounds like a volunteer.
>>67652
that's gay son.
>>67648
ya wot m8?
No.67661
>>67650
Can you delete it, actually?
>>67657
That is easily the biggest lie I've seen so far.
No.67662
UIPLOAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>67637
>not white-blue striped
heretic
>>67640
Normal! Nothing much going on except school and laptop problems.
>>67645
Casual.
>>67649
Those were my only pair.
Now these will also be my only pair.
:^)
No.67663
>>67661
Man let me see your dick so I can put this topic to rest.
I have seen a LOT of dicks in my days as a penis consultant and a government sanctioned penis inspector.
No.67664
>>67656
I have a hard time believing this
>>67660
No.67665
this entire planet is one massive existential question
with absolutely NO answer coming any time soon
just enjoy the nice cats we encouraged to exist by letting less nice cats have sex.
No.67666
>>67660
just no homo it
>>67662
Goodie, you keep it cheap.
remember that man bijt hond episode of people with walls of shoes? fucking weird
No.67668
>>67665
What's the point of even trying if in the end we all die? All of our thoughts, our memories return to the earth - becoming nothing. All of the people remember you, the things you "accomplished", will all die as well. In time, it will be like you never even existed.
No.67669
>>67659
>we make vapor trails to alter the weather
what
>>67655
Get on steam when you're ready.
>>67661
Should I get rid of all traces of you or bring you closer?~
No.67670
>>67668
>All of the people remember you
All of the people that*
No.67671
>>67666
Actually I have one pair that hasn't been worn down completely and probably still fits.
No.67672
>>67667
I'm gonna cum in a little beaker, seal it up and mail it to you.
Pay on delivery alright?
>>67666
my credit on No homos is running low.
>>67664
Out with it fagget.
No.67673
>67654
I know you well enough desu..
No.67674
>>67663
I can solve the test easily. The results are negative for all things positive.
>>67664
It is true. I have not lewded all week.
>>67669
Finish what you started doing; remove all traces.
No.67675
>>67668
that is a much smaller existential question than "what exactly the fuck happened on this rock to make all these random lumps of matter aware of themselves"
>>67669
yeah, we've taken to altering the weather with chem trails and lasers.
No.67676
>>67674
Lemme see that dick or I'm going to declare war on Canada.
No.67677
>>67672
I'm expecting weekly shipments
No.67678
>>67668
Morning
>>67672
Ummm nothing!!
>>67674
Just this week?
No.67680
>>67675
>she thinks chemtrails alter the weather
How cute. The government loves you. They do what is best for you. Submit. Ride the king's highway until the inevitable collapse.
>>67678
Morning Bit! How are you?
No.67681
>>67676
>>67677
awww shiet we broke it.
No.67682
No.67684
>>67668
memories and death mean nothing; the past and the future mean nothing
all that matters is the present
and in the present were all here together
thats the only thing that matters
No.67685
>>67683
I wonder how your voice would sound while you're squealing in agony.
No.67686
>>67676
I'm ready for war.
>>67678
This week and every other week.
>>67679
War were declared.
No.67687
>>67669
oooooohh cheater!
>>67672
take a loan!
>>67669
ready?
No.67688
>>67680
Im doing fine, and you?
>>67686
Mhmm I believe you
No.67689
>>67674
You're misunderstanding me…
Post your steam, unless you really don't want to get the best fucking you've ever had again.
No.67690
>>67680
they do, chem trailing is done for a plethora of purposes, but that is one of them.
another reason is drugging huge amounts of people.
check it out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical_human_experimentation_in_the_United_States#Nonconsensual_tests
No.67691
>>67684
What a great answer.
>>67688
I'm good. Just bored and listening to some Dinosaur Jr.
No.67692
>>67689
Please delete what you have.
No.67693
>>67685
Who said you'll find out ?!
No.67694
motherfucking 8chan dropping my goddamn name like I'm famous.
>>67693
Who said I won't.
No.67695
>>67689
I'm still waiting for the best fucking I've ever had too, though.
No.67697
>>67696
Have you ever been tased?
I knew somebody who was into that once upon a time.
No.67699
we need this
load fast, pupper
No.67700
>>67697
No I have never been tased before
No.67701
No.67702
>>67699
The 8ch server needs it.
No.67703
>>67691
In the mood for cs?
No.67704
>>67700
Ever put a live plug in your mouth?
Or swatted yourself with an electric fly swatter?
I'm a really bad influence.
No.67705
HEY, /LEWD/! WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME CS:GO?!
>>67703
Yeah lets do it.
>>67698
No.67707
>>67692
Daily reminder, Kyoko loves you!
No.67708
>>67707
You clearly hate me. Please delete any pictures you may have like you deleted me from Steam.
No.67709
No.67710
Oi, fuckfaces. We need some fuckin' one to get a full lobby for competitive. Who's it gonna be?
No.67711
>>67710
I don't play rooty tooties.
No.67712
>>67710
i dont own csgo and i dont want to
No.67713
>>67709
What's nice again?
>>67710
Not really interested in CS.
No.67714
>>67708
It's nothing like you're thinking! Post your steam and I'll explain there, I just don't want to do it here…
No.67715
>>67710
Maybe in a little bit
No.67716
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No.67718
>>67711
>>67712
>>67713
Good for you. It's a slippery slope.
>>67715
I'm holding you to your word, moe!
No.67720
>>67718
Wait don't I got a phone call I have to leave soon
No.67721
>>67714
Please just delete everything?
No.67722
is it strange to want to be tied down just to see if I can get free?
No.67724
>>67722
naah, sounds pretty interesting really
No.67725
>>67721
you know, you should understand what goes along with doing stuff like that before you do it
No.67726
>>67724
Power struggles are entertaining which is why I'm typically not into fixed dom/sub dynamics.
No.67727
I went to the wrong team!!
No.67730
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>>67726
That's cool, a lil battle here in there
>>67727
haha dumbo
No.67731
>>67725
I'm allowed to make mistakes. Doesn't mean I can't at least try to back peddle out of them.
No.67735
File: 1452360839261.gif (275.78 KB, 500x251, 500:251, tumblr_muzokzAcox1rmasvuo1….gif)
No.67736
>>67731
better to just accept it and move on
No.67739
>>67731
In order to delete the pics, it'll require a little hacking… are you in or are you out?
No.67743
>>67739
Why not breaking and entering?
No.67744
Im better on deathmatch I promise!
>>67740
Thank you
No.67745
>>67743
Oooh, forceful entry. Kinky, I like it. Make sure to bring lots of magnets to wipe his hard drive clean!
No.67746
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No.67747
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he is never going to find his milk
No.67749
>>67746
>>67747
those thread games are so great
No.67750
>>67748
Your lack of sympathy wounds me.
No.67751
No.67753
>new underwear in the mail
>they make my butt look flat
At least they feel good.
No.67755
I'm off to buy some things. Be back guys.
No.67756
I need to pay more attention to twitter or maybe actually go to r9k sometimes.
https://imgur.com/a/hlOyr
No.67757
ouuuu i'm gonna get josh to give me my !!Erin trip on infinity next
No.67759
>>67753
Let me professionally evaluate your butt.
No.67760
>>67752
For what?!
Telling you the truth?
No.67761
No.67762
>before weekend - charged till 70~74%
>now - charged till 62~67%
;;
No.67763
No.67764
>>67761
I wouldn't touch reddit with a bargepole.
and /r/4chan is just a cesspit of recycling entertaining stuff from 4chan.
No.67765
No.67766
>>67764
C O N V E N I E N C E
O
N
V
E
N
I
E
N
T
No.67767
>>67764
well thats where that picture was from
and entertaining is a bit of a stretch
No.67768
>>67755
Huuuuuurrryyyy. Tired.
No.67769
No.67770
>>67767
ehhh whatever.
I just think a guy being cucked by their dad is entertaining because I can kind of relate.
one time some girl who wanted to fuck me that I wouldn't touch because I'm a faggot ended up fucking my dad while I was in the same building.
No.67771
>>67731
…You did make a lot of mistakes.
No.67772
If you use /r/4chan u need to blow ur brains out
No.67774
>>67773
I had to afk for a bit and it kicked me. I think I'm really getting a surprise hangover here…
No.67776
>>67771
They can't all be sensible, you know.
No.67777
>>67774
Its ok im starting to feel anyway, dork
No.67778
>>67775
There there mister cute cock
No.67779
>>67777
Place your head on my lap so I can massage your busy head~
No.67780
> tfw Kyoko isn't replying to you
No.67781
I'm glad I don't have any dick pics handy and am really really picky about the ones I'd send out.
I'm way too easy to get them from when I have them on hand.
No.67782
>>67779
I have to tell you something anyway, well after I go downstairs and eat
No.67783
>>67781
You should take pics.
No.67784
No.67786
>>67780
What's up cutie.
>>67784
Eventually!
No.67787
>>67783
I'd need to be in the right clothes, I'd need to be fully erect, it'd need to be a decent time of day for lighting and I'd have to have good incentive.
I'm awkward.
No.67788
I need me some more Kyouko.
No.67790
>>67789
proper spelling would be kyouko actually
No.67791
>>67786
Heyyyyyy.
>>67787
I always liked a challenge.
No.67792
>>67790
No, that's like translating it to an english tongue.
>>67791
You were a bad boy last night, are you ready for your rough punishment?
No.67793
>>67792
I think you and Dunsel took me too seriously last night, really.
But, sure I'm ready~
No.67794
>>67792
It's a long O and the romanization of the long O is ou or ō!
No.67795
>>67792
what does that mean
its spelled kyouko in japanese
No.67796
>tfw playing Insurgency with a jumpy teammate that keeps killing you
I don't trust anyone!
No.67798
>>67794
>>67795
You sluts are triggering my autism why isn't Tokyo spelt Tokyou?!
This is my Kyoko. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Kyoko is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My Kyoko, without me, is useless. Without my Kyoko, I am useless. I must fire my Kyoko true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…
My Kyoko and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
My Kyoko is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my Kyoko clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My Kyoko and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is /lewd/'s and there is no enemy, but peace!
>>67793
This hangover is killing me to death…
No.67801
>>67798
Did you drink a lot last night?
I've been drinking too much lately, though it's more like I've been drinking too many nights rather than drinking a serious amount every night.
No.67802
>>67801
i wish i could drink
No.67803
>>67801
That baka is always drinking!
No.67804
>>67802
Why can't you?
>>67803
Damn bakas.
No.67805
>>67804
age is the main factor, and beyond that i dont have friends that drink
No.67806
>>67801
A pint and a half's worth.
We're fine, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
No.67807
>>67806
Hah! I drank more already!
No.67808
>>67805
Were both young lets drink together! Just keep your dick in your pants
No.67809
>americans drink at 21
>tfw been drinking since 16
>freedom
No.67810
>>67808
>keep your dick in your pants
I had the wrong impression of this place.
No.67811
>>67797
Hmm…sounds exactly like something a jumpy teammate that keeps killing me would say…
No.67812
>>67808
where am i gonna get it tho?
thats not gonna happen
No.67813
>>67810
No he is just super lewd who needs to be leashed by someone
>>67811
Pls
>>67812
Shhh it will happen, dont think about anything
No.67814
>>67805
Ahh, fair enough.
And I'm drinking solo. Fuck it.
>>67806
We're da bess.
No.67815
>go to work to get a sandwich
>get called into work at 6 pm
fmltbh
No.67816
No.67817
>>67813
Okay, I trust you Bit.
>>67815
>baited
No.67819
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>>67815
>>67817
Great! *Shoots you*
No.67820
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>>67818
hhow does that work??
No.67821
>>67820
You can practice on me.
No.67822
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>>67819
>>67820
You drink his cum.
jfc
No.67823
>>67818
Does your cum taste good with cinnamon flavoured vodka?
No.67824
>>67819
I'm a broken man now Bit…
No.67825
>>67822
>>67824
*Shoot you, but really shot the person behind you* We win!
No.67826
>>67821
*sucks skin*
see nothing happens
>>67822
oh that aint so bad
No.67827
No.67828
>>67820
Get on your knees and open your mouth.
No.67829
does each person's cum taste different?
No.67830
I walked for 40 minutes to get to a shop that sold a particular type of frozen pizza for about $2.50 less than the closer shops! It's way below freezing outside and my legs are still cold! Hi!
>>67829
It depends on their diet!
No.67831
>>67825
>We win!
You mean you win while I bleed out on the floor wondering when it all went so wrong?
No.67832
>>67830
Is it good pizza?
Can I have some?
No.67833
>>67826
Almost too lewd.
>>67829
You will need to sample many people for this!
No.67834
>>67827
oh I am sorry
>>67828
aaaaaaaah
No.67835
>>67829
I hear if you eat a lot of pineapples it'll make your cum taste good but I'm sure most cum just tastes salty and disgusting.
No.67836
>>67833
i want to thats why im asking
ive only tasted my own
No.67837
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lol these shoops are useful.
No.67838
No.67839
>>67832
Nobody can have any 'cause I ate it! I'm not dumb enough to bring food onto a board that is constantly hungry and thirsty!
>>67835
>disgusting
It depends on your frame of mind! I find my own pretty disgusting, but not others'!
No.67840
>>67831
Im patching you up! Were going home!
No.67841
>>67835
it doesnt taste good but i love the way it makes me feel
kind of the same way i feel about alcohol
No.67842
>>67839
That's greedy, though!
You know I'd give you something in exchange for it.
No.67843
>>67841
I love the taste of precum like I just lick my fingers constantly while I fap.
But when I cum I just kind of wretch at the taste.
And I've been eating slutty fruit lately.
I need to fuck more people so I can get an independant judge on my flavor.
No.67844
>>67839
>>67841
It must be the "O-Oh god, I'm such a sissy… swallowing my own boymilk like a good girl…" state of mind.
No.67845
>>67840
We have different homes though!
Are you kidnapping me?
No.67846
>>67844
yeah thats pretty much it
even better when you can send someone a picture of your gaping mouth full of your own cum
No.67847
>>67845
Oh yea..oops. Well to late, welcome to my home! Now get the cookin!
No.67848
>>67844
It is not! I just said I find it disgusting to swallow my own! The state of mind you're looking for is "O-Oh god, I'm such a sissy… swallowing someone else's cum like a good boy…"!
>>67842
Oh? I would only accept the price of the pizza in exchange, plus transportation costs, 'cause I'm a stingy blond mountain Jew!
No.67849
File: 1452367017016.png (210.29 KB, 797x423, 797:423, Plastic nee san _cd7afd921….png)
No.67850
>>67847
From what I've seen your home looks comfy as fuck, so I don't mind too much really!
I'm a terrible cook though, and I would probably poison us both…
No.67853
>>67846
Yeah you do love showing off your loads.
>>67848
Oh yeah, I forgot I was replying to a NORMIE.
No.67854
>>67848
Blond? My favourite~
Deal!
No.67856
>>67850
You seen my house before?! S-Stalker!
>>67851
Youre not left handed are you?
>>67852
evening
No.67857
No.67858
>>67853
and i bet you like seeing them~
No.67859
>>67856
I just woke and my head hurts. How are you?
>>67857
Sup.
No.67860
File: 1452367413309.gif (262.6 KB, 473x270, 473:270, push back the square now t….gif)
>>67858
Don't tilde me, cock sucker!
No.67862
>>67860
I'd tilde you any day, bby
No.67863
>>67856
I spend my days watching you play vidya, draw, and watch anime.
No.67864
>>67859
Listening slacker rock and getting drunk.
tis great, et toi?
No.67865
….BWWWWOOOOWWWWW….
…BWWWOOOOOWWWWWWW…..
…..
…BWWWOOOOOOWWWW….
No.67866
>>67852
G'evening, C!
>>67853
Just four guys! Three of which were strictly brojobs! That's not normie!
>>67854
Well of course I'm blond, I'm a walking stereotype! In any case the pizza has been eaten so the point is moot! Unless you're into emetophilia, I guess.
>>67856
Not really, no! But I'm not going to flip all pics where Konata uses her left hand for something!
>>67855
Hi, Moe! Are you going to disappear again when I remind you of it?
No.67867
>>67861
Obligatory (You)
>>67862
~
>>67865
INSURGENCYYYY!
No.67868
>>67864
I got drunk last night. It was pretty fun.
>>67866
Good evening Skandi.
>>67867
>INSURGENCYYYY!
Whats so good about that game?
No.67869
>>67860
I gotta go for an hour, when I get back I'll need a wingman as Kyoko adventure's into space. So be a good Nouny and wait patiently~
No.67870
No.67871
>>67866
I have to leave soon regardless
No.67872
>>67869
Lets hope I can weasel my way out of work tonight.
>>67870
Don't make that face, sweetie! Turn that frown upside down!
>>67868
It's fun with /lewd/.
No.67873
>>67866
That's okay. We can get frozen pizza another time.
We'll light some candles, get some wine. Make it romantic.
>>67867
~~
No.67874
No.67875
>>67867
INSURGENCYYYYY
GET ON NIGGAS
No.67876
>>67859
You should rest some more! Im fine thanks for asking
>>67863
>All this is true
Im getting spooked!
>>67866
Oh I was just wondering!
No.67877
>>67868
same, I'm going tonight again.
adventure times
No.67878
>>67874
That's more like it, baby.
>>67875
Make lobbie.
No.67879
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is how i feel right now
>music related.
>>67872
I haven't even tried it. Is it free?
>>67876
I've been having about 12-13 hours of sleep.
I'm not gonna go back to bed. And good to hear.
>>67877
Good luck then.
No.67880
No.67881
>>67873
I think a romantic candlelit dinner with wine might be something your bf would disapprove of.
>>67871
You're kinda disappointing, no offense, considering you're the one so desperate to call me "master". I mean, full marks for the leg and arm, absolutely, but still. If you're gonna refuse, just say so.
>>67876
Oh! I was sure you were gonna segue into questions about which hand is used for masturbation! Seems like the kind of thing you'd do!
No.67882
>>67881
I'd clear it with him first.
He knows how I feel about him.
No.67883
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>67879
You toooo!
may be drunk greatly!
No.67884
>>67879
Ah
>>67880
Noo you boo!
>>67881
Oh yea I was lol
No.67885
>>67884
That's what you get for betraying me!
You damn insurgent!
No.67886
>>67882
And I'm sure you'd clear the semi-consensual ferocious buttpounding with him as well.
>>67884
Are you drunk! Or maybe extremely tired or something!
No.67887
>>67886
He'd be jealous, sure, but he knows it's his butt I want at the end of the day.
No.67888
>>67885
Baaaaka
>>67886
Just a little tired why do you ask?
No.67889
I woke up in pain in my foot so now I gotta limp about my flat
arthritis sucks
No.67890
>>67889
Get a stick to walk with and i also hope you get better
No.67892
>>67890
Hey /lewd/ what's up?
No.67893
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No.67894
Yay finally hear Senti voice!
No.67895
>>67890
>>67892
Didn't mean to quote
No.67896
Also I suck at this game!
No.67897
No.67898
>Do you have self destructive tendencies?
>Have such needs entangled with your already peculiar fetishes?
yes, a little bit.
No.67899
>>67890
could be useful a walking stick
a walking stick at 25 is rather depressing though
No.67900
>>67887
Well, the Skandibutt is off-limits for unauthorized personell, I'm sad to say!
>>67888
It just seemed to me like you were responding in a particularly monosyllabic way to people!
>>67893
Training to get more masochistic somehow seems like a bad idea!
No.67901
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>>67891
those are some feels..
>>67892
>>67895
hii thouugh!
>>67899
It's practical!
just do
No.67904
>>67901
it'll be practical if I can convert it into a weapon
No.67905
>>67881
I am a disappointing person
No.67906
>>67898
Not only are our scalpels professionally graded, shipped from the bountiful lands of deepest Africa (they won't need them), we also provided coloured stitching for the fashionably minded~
>>67900
This is more than a simple course on 'How to be daddy's little bitch', this is an indoctrination to Worldly Butt Domination!
NO SOUL IS SAFE
ALL REARS SHOULD FEAR
OUR DEATH WISH FUCK CULT!
No.67907
>>67900
That's why it's semi-consensual, right?
No.67908
>>67900
We're talking about crazy demon orgies without the need of Satan. MORE ASS IN OUR BLACK MASS!
No.67909
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>>67903
slowly getting drunk and really happy, youu?
>>67904
theres knife walking canes!
No.67910
No.67911
>>67909
Just finished unpacking after getting back to scotland, gonna get drunk later with my roomate
No.67913
>>67910
get em okai?
>>67911
Sounds like great fun!, you got all the time noww
No.67914
>>67907
I'm not in any fit state for this kind of verbal sparring!
>>67906
>>67908
I'll sign up only if I get a cutesy promotional pin for free!
>>67905
The next time you respond to me it'll be with the Vocaroo. Or I could just stop pushing you around, if you'd like, since there's hardly a point if you won't do as I say.
No.67915
>>67900
Hm really? *pokes*
No.67916
>>67896
It's okay, it's your second time!
No.67917
>>67913
how about I just lean on you and use you as a walking aid
No.67918
>>67914
That's exactly why I'm doing it~
No.67919
>>67917
noooo thas so much
No.67920
>>67919
I'm not that heavy, rube
No.67921
>>67920
but im really weak
No.67922
>>67915
Uh, yeah, it did kinda seem like it!
>>67918
That makes you a bully! Bullying poor inno-cent Skandi!
No.67924
>>67914
>>67914
Something like this?
No.67925
>>67921
so I coulds easily pin you down and sleep on you?
that sounds comfy
No.67926
>>67925
please please don't
No.67927
>>67922
Not to worry, I'm sure it would become fully consensual as soon as the ferocious buttpounding began.
Besides, Miles has a cuck fetish, right?
No.67928
No.67929
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>>67928
I wanna be next not onto
No.67930
No.67931
>>67924
Exactly like that! I'm in!
>>67927
Uh, I'm not completely discounting that as a possibility, but even so!
He doesn't! And even if he did, I'm not allowed to talk about it any more!
No.67932
this alcohol makes me feel in love
>>67930
yes yees
No.67933
>>67931
> Uh, I'm not completely discounting that as a possibility, but even so!
Shh. It's okay to like a buttpounding. I can hardly blame you for wanting it.
> He doesn't! And even if he did, I'm not allowed to talk about it any more!
I'm sure he used to like it!
But if you're not allowed to discuss it, that's fine too.
>>67932
Dat feel.
No.67934
>>67932
what is it you're drinking lol
No.67935
>>67932
Are you drinking absynthe?
No.67936
No.67937
What are we doing today /lewd/?
No.67938
>>67932
what is this next you wanna do?
>>67936
dota is for fags and little girls
No.67939
No.67941
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I'm gonna take a nap. Peace /lewd/
No.67942
>>67933
I don't even know if I'd like it! I have no experience to draw from, excepting one girl's extremely inexpert and far too long-nailed fingers!
>>67935
Absinthe does not have any of those special effects, you stupid Amerikan!
>>67940
Same to you!
>>67941
Sleep well!
No.67943
>>67941
Enjoy it, see you later Noun!
No.67944
>>67933
its soo great
>>67934
rum beer and whiskey
>>67935
noo
>>67938
iunnno you know
>>67941
niinii
No.67945
>>67941
night
>>67944
I'm going to sleep on you
No.67946
>>67942
Oh. Well, that's nothing compared to a big girthy dick sliding in and out of your butt.
By the time I'm finished with you, all you'll want to do is please me.
No.67947
>>67941
Cya nerd
>>67942
Im sorry!
No.67948
>>67946
You are a bully.
>>67947
It's fine! I wasn't actually offended at all!
No.67949
>>67948
It's not bullying if you're squirming and blushing at the thought of me fucking you~
No.67951
No.67952
>>67949
That's exactly what makes it bullying! I have a master, you know!
No.67954
>>67952
He can have you back when I'm finished covering and filling you with my cum. That's fine.
No.67956
Death to stupid tomato wearing sluts!
No.67957
You all did great at Insurgency! Fun as always.
No.67958
>>67954
You weren't this much of a predator when you first came here! What happened!
>>67953
You're the dork!
No.67959
>>67951
eeeeehhghg
>>67956
das specifico
No.67960
Tomato sluts are the best.
No.67963
>>67958
Alcohol happened.
Though I will be leaving to eat dinner soon, I should have done that earlier.
I've been having too much fun with you, though~
No.67965
>>67962
I dare you to say that again
No.67966
>>67964
i hear you would like to be the pet of me and my fiancé
No.67967
>>67964
It's too much fun to stop now.
No.67968
No.67970
>>67963
Go have dinner. I hope you choke on it. Non-fatally.
No.67972
>>67970
I shall enjoy it while thinking about all the delicious lewd things I'll do to you upon my return. <3
No.67973
>>67969
you want me to beat you up punk?
No.67974
>>67969
A contest, you say?
when are we gonna have ours for real?
No.67975
愛し名詞ています
>>67957
Good game as always
No.67976
on a scale from pope to turbo slut, how slutty are you?
>>67968
hmm~
No.67977
No.67978
>>67966
this is true ._.
>>67967
if it's fun…. Don't stop!
>>67971
tits rule
No.67979
No.67980
Just wait until V-TEC kicks in yo
No.67981
>>67976
Lewd priest, maybe slutty cardinal.
No.67982
>>67973
Promise you won't be too gentle.
>>67974
Sometime.
No.67983
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I made a music and it drained me
How's everyone doing?
No.67984
>>67976
Super slutty.
For the right qt.
>>67978
I'll have to while I'm eating unfortunately.
I'll return with a vengeance, though.
No.67987
No.67989
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No.67990
>>67989
IT DONT SUCK, SHUT IT DORK!
No.67992
File: 1452373616640.jpg (61.79 KB, 444x491, 444:491, ss (2015-12-21 at 07.33.20….jpg)
No.67994
Gotta go for bit, use and abuse Mika's holes for me while I'm gone. he really loves it
>>67983
Send me it on steam.
>>67985
Stay slutty for me~
>>67986
No.67995
>>67979
all hail!
>>67981
glorious father
>>67983
The music sounds nice!
>>67984
wow slut
No.67996
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>>67990
I think all my own stuff sucks
>>67993
Ohayo Akari!
How are you?
No.67997
>>67994
Everyone used those holes!! Im sluuty for noobdy cya later
No.67998
>>67996
I understand that tbh
No.67999
>>67989
basic
>>67995
go make a shrine for me
No.68000
>>67995
Thanks Tokai, glad you like it
No.68001
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>>67999
I'm a basic guy, so it works
No.68002
>>67996
Im doing alright, still a little bit sick but its getting better. How about you?
No.68004
>use and abuse their holes
I wonder if I'll get used to walking here.
No.68005
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>>68002
Glad you're feeling better
I'm okay, getting tired but otherwise in one piece!
No.68007
>>68001
a basic bitch eh?
>>68003
/tep
No.68009
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>>68003
I will pet you when you earn it
>>68007
If that's what you want to call it
No.68012
>>68006
moar pls
>>68007
backwards petting doesn't feel good >.>
>>68008
pls no bully yan
>>68009
Earning pets?!
how tho
No.68013
>>68009
so long as I get to tease you over it then sure
No.68014
>kuyo didnt even punish
haha rekt
>>67999
nooo
my shrine is for napoleon onlyy
>>68000
np great work keep it up!
No.68015
>>68012
You're my pet, I can bully and abuse you all I want.
No.68016
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>>68012
I'm sure you'll find a way
>>68013
Deal
No.68017
>>68012
how do words on an imageboard even feel at all ?
>>68014
I want ones though
>>68016
make my foot stop hurting and I'll accept that deal
No.68018
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>>68017
I can't do much from here! Apologies, spider senpai
No.68019
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>>68017
weeell nooo too bad!
No.68020
Time to nap baibai future sluts and slut owners!
No.68021
>>68018
rip me then
>>68019
pls
No.68025
>>68020
Enjoy your lewd dreams.
No.68026
No.68027
>>68015
just because you can doesn't mean you should!
>>68016
what if I pet you :3
>>68017
oh, you don't know how to do that yet?
No.68029
No.68030
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>>68023
-purposefully spills-
ilu ♥
>>68027
I wouldn't have to if you didn't do things that call for punishment.
No.68032
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>>68027
I'm not one to pet
No.68033
>>68021
whyy even
>>68020
bai bai ni
No.68034
>tfw I can only get off to rape
Does anyone else share this feel? Its like as soon as the girl shows any sign of enjoyment I lose my erection.
No.68036
>>68031
You're just lucky I don't feel like shooping spilled milk coming out of an orange portal.
No.68038
>>68034
oh, I thought you meant being raped for a second.
I can only get off to girls if it's DP.
No.68039
No.68040
>>68029
noob
>>68030
I just want ur attenshuns
>>68032
-slowly moves hand towards the top of dunsel's head-
No.68041
why does the beer make my saliva slimy
No.68042
>>68040
oh yeah
sorry, i got high and forgot
*pets kitty*
No.68043
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>>68040
Don't pet me! I bite!
>>68041
Because beer is a low-tier choice of drink, try whiskey
No.68044
>>68040
rube
>>68041
for easier time sucking dicks!
No.68045
>>68040
Seems more like you want anyone's attention you can get, whore.
You're lucky you're just getting off with a warning this time.
No.68046
>>68039
weeel i don
>>68043
I have that to the side
nuut i like the grain taste
>>68044
whaaaat
No.68048
>>68046
does
>>68046
it's o.k!
No.68049
>>68042
I get high and forget stuff too!
purrr
>>68043
OK that is reason enough to stay away
you animal
>>68045
I'll be good ;__;