No.68052
ENOUGH WITH THE MILK MEME
No.68053
File: 1452375691407.jpg (24.96 KB, 293x303, 293:303, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.57.17….jpg)
>>68052
Enough with the Drunk Skandi meme
No.68054
>>68052
just pretend it's boymilk the best kinda milk
No.68055
>getting fly from your own guitar play
vibes
>>68048
i just wanna flly
No.68056
>>68051
Erin your subject.
>>68049
I hope so, for your mainly in-tact sphincter's sake.
No.68057
>>68056
i know
i have a little button for it
No.68058
>>68053
It's the weekend, so it's perfectly acceptable!
>>68054
If your boymilk looks like the milk pictured, contact a health professional!
No.68059
>>68055
this is a no fly zone~ please land at your nearest snuggle buddy for a cavity search, hot coco and snoozes
No.68061
>>68060
ikr i'm a clever cookie
No.68062
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No.68063
>>68058
would that just be you in a nurse outfit?
if so~
No.68064
>>68061
The cleverest of all the cookies.
A cookie made with chocolate chips and little chopped up bits of cute fruit.
Although cute fruit is primarily used to make cutie pies. :3c
No.68065
>>68063
Baggy teal-coloured trousers and t-shirt?
No.68066
>>68063
Skandi should wear different uniforms for us here, including french maid
No.68067
sleeepen, i cleaned my room and did nt get off since thurdays did di do good?
>>68059
so is fiine
No.68068
>>68066
I'm not crossdressing material! You know I'm tall and bearded!
No.68069
>>68065
nope, the sexy kind!
>>68066
and so should you and you should both do lewd things together for everyone!
>>68067
I'll have to shoot you out of the sky then
No.68070
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>>68068
I didn't say it was to get off with, I just want to see how humorous it would be
Jk bearded boys are better
No.68071
>>68069
dont shoot its illegal!@
No.68072
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>>68069
I'd have to ask permission to do anything like that, and I don't want to anyway
No.68073
>>68072
Im proud of you for saying no
Now go with christ
No.68074
>>68071
so's flying in a no fly zone
they're only hugs I'm shooting at you anyways
>>68072
it'll be fun though!
No.68075
>>68069
>the sexy kind
A doctor's coat with the pockets full of money?
>>68070
I'm sure I could pull of a very rural maid look if I got to use some textured wool and maybe a nice headscarf. The classic black and white is a bit beyond me, though.
They totally are! Nothing like getting chapped lips so you can feel the makeout session for days afterwards. And I'm only partially being sarcastic!
No.68076
>>68074
Maybe, but I am not at liberty to partake in any fun and games right now
>>68075
Your spoiler… I agree entirely
No.68077
>>68075
like this
>>68076
why's that?
No.68078
carry me to bed im sleepy
>>68074
ohh
ill land eugh
No.68079
>>68078
right into my arms and then into my bed
No.68080
>>68076
Slut.
>>68077
Like I've pointed out, I'm tall and bearded! The hyperfeminine look is hardly for me!
No.68081
>>68080
he thinks you're an anime girl hes not a smart man
No.68082
>>68080
tall cutes are still cutes and beards can be removed
not all is lost!
No.68083
>>68077
Because you're silly!
>>68080
Quiet, you…
No.68084
i found this old script i used to write
https://imagesync.org/toolsServ/tmg/
i used to use this icon for all the scripts i used to write back then in some way
i'mm start using it again
No.68085
>>68081
burt is the ainmest anime girl that has ever animed alive
>>68083
maybe
No.68087
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it's still in a couple of scripts i use
No.68090
>>68089
on a bad foot?
even with carrying a cutes that's abit much!
No.68091
-carries the tokai to bed-
No.68092
>>68090
bluuuh
>>68091
thank thank thank youuuu
No.68093
No.68094
roeien met de riemen die je hebt!!
No.68095
>>68081
Well, of course my beard is blue and I've got long blue hair.
>>68082
Broad shoulders require serious surgery, as does masculine facial features! The battle is lost, and so is the war!
>>68083
Okay, you're not a slut! Sure!
No.68096
wew i made one for the cjmt script
No.68097
Me and Erin are going to watcha movie 10X, you wanna join?
No.68098
No.68099
oooo can't… noms with family in 20… bbl later tonite~
No.68100
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No.68101
i used to have one that looked like Heinrich Himmler if i can find it
No.68102
does anyone here ever get that weird kind of horny where you dont actually get hard and you just feel it in your stomach?
No.68103
>>68094
I'll make do with what I got
>>68095
I got a red beard but not red hair
I think we should team up and fight crime
No.68104
>>68093
yee
>>68094
ik roei en val om, wat nu
No.68106
I'm back and I'm taking names!
No.68107
>>68102
no but I get rather horny and do stupid things that get people to hate me
>>68104
:E
>>68106
Christopher James Wilson, hello and how are ya?
No.68108
>>68105
yeah same
i just really want cock and i dont know why
>>68106
hi
No.68109
Did I miss any sluts in my absence?
No.68110
>>68106
wait names??
>>68107
:c
No.68111
Maybe I should have waited for my headache from the night before to go away before I started drinking again…
Probably not the best idea I've had.
How is everyone doing?
No.68112
>>68106
Names?
for what purpose?
No.68113
>>68100
STOP SAYING THAT
>>68103
Okay, to be completely honest I'm blond and have a vaguely reddish beard. I think we'd just match, colour-wise!
>>68106
Take this name: Konerak Sinthasomphone.
No.68114
>>68108
weel i probas have it cause i didnt get off in two days but you??
>>68111
drinkan, lovely
cest magnifique
No.68115
>>68110
sleepies
>>68111
probably a better idea yes
No.68116
File: 1452378469912.jpg (33.02 KB, 337x380, 337:380, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.40.44….jpg)
>>68113
I have to tell someone they're a good boy when they are!
No.68117
>>68114
probably just because im here
the last time ive felt this way often was… a while ago
No.68118
>>68113
>Okay, to be completely honest I'm blond and have a vaguely reddish beard. I think we'd just match, colour-wise!
So damn viking.
I always wanted a viking slut.
No.68119
do not drink caffeine while coming down off of something
everything is confusing and all i can do is eat cereal to stop it
No.68120
>>68114
I'm too drunk to know what that measn tbh.
I'm sure it's a good thing anywat!
No.68121
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No.68122
>>68119
come down on to this dick
No.68123
holy dicks it kind of werks
No.68124
>>68121
True enough. Get on your knees, slut.
No.68125
>>68115
saaame but no sleep
>>68117
whens that??
>>68119
but coffee is life
>>68120
oui oui
all goodie like you
No.68126
>>68113
I have brown hair and like a copper colored beard thats shine a beautiful red in the sun.
I still think we should fight crime we can be drunk too
No.68129
>>68122
nooo i'm too shivery and anxious to take it up the butt
>>68125
coffee is life when there is nothing else to give you jitters
>>68126
burtxskandi otp
No.68130
>>68107
>>68113
Your names will be kept safe, in a jar, in a dark room.
>>68108
Have fun while I was gone?
>>68110
And everything else you have
>>68112
To write on a paper and keep it on me when I go to war. You'll be my guiding Burty~
No.68131
>>68121
Can I kiss your tummy ?
No.68132
>>68124
I may be a slut, but I still expect a please!
>>68127
it's my ex-senpai :3
>>68131
Please do.
No.68133
>>68130
nah ive been waiting
No.68134
>>68132
How do I know you're worth it, though?
I'll be courteous if you earn it.
No.68135
>>68125
Maybe dumb it down a tiiiiny bit more please!
No.68136
>>68129
Cause we both got red beards?
>>68130
Aww making me blush…
No.68137
>>68125
go sleeps
tea>coffee
>>68129
I doubt that if you're worked enough~
>>68130
don't cum too much into it
No.68138
>>68116
It's emotional harassment.
>>68118
You aren't getting a viking slut! Go eat another dinner!7
>>68126
I haven't gotten a gun, though, since I live in Socialistland! The best I can do is a cane sword missing the cane bit.
>>68130
You'll be kept safe in a cage in a dark strip club!
No.68139
>>68132
I didn't think you'd actually come and post.
No.68140
>>68132
Can I kiss a little bit lower after ?
No.68141
Why do i feel so slutty. I don't understand
No.68142
>>68134
I'm the one here getting on my knees; Why should I have to prove my worth?
>>68139
Ehh I'd figure I'd check out the place for a little bit; I probably won't be back tho.
>>68140
You need to buy me dinner first for that.
No.68143
>>68141
Touch your palm to your nose.
No.68144
>>68141
embrace it, it feels sooooo gooooooood
No.68145
File: 1452378961458.jpg (32.65 KB, 356x385, 356:385, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.49.11….jpg)
>>68138
>your rights end where my feelings begin
Skandi, I didn't take you for a SJW
No.68146
>>68142
Red lobster is the best I could do
No.68147
>>68129
coffe is my life then!!
take energy
>>68130
I surrender
>>68135
i clean room and did not do nautghy am did i do good
>>68137
nooooo its earlyy!
nuhuh
No.68148
>>68143
Stick out your tongue pls
No.68149
>>68145
You don't have any rights, you're a sub slut.
No.68150
>>68138
Nope. I'm sticking to you, bby.
>>68141
You entered the wrong saloon. I'll look after you, though.
>>68142
You don't think I'd let you suck me off for free, do you?
No.68151
>>68142
I wasn't assuming you'd stay anyways.
I'd welcome the shitposting company though.
Maybe we could even get back together.
No.68152
>>68136
yep. burt top, skandi bottom?
>>68137
noooooooooooooooooo i am p ure i think!
>>68147
energy is scary though!
No.68153
>>68125
That all depends!
Did it feel good..?
No.68154
>>68136
yep. burt top, skandi bottom?
>>68137
noooooooooooooooooo i am p ure i think!
>>68147
energy is scary though!
No.68155
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>>68149
Not true! I'm a sub, and that's it
No.68156
>>68138
I can give you a gun or my "Viking" sword
>>68141
Kyoko puts stuff in the drinking water
No.68157
>>68146
That will be fine; it's been a while since I've had lobster.
>>68150
I mean it still sounds like a good deal for you, so yeah I did assume that. If anything you should be the one proving yourself.
>>68151
One big reason I stopped shitposting so much was because it took up way too much time. Who knows, maybe I'll be back to shitposting one day, or maybe I'll stop by here and there.
No.68158
>>68147
take a little nappies then
and yus yus tea's a best
No.68159
>>68153
>>68147
Link wrong posr!
No.68160
>>68157
I never had it before I don't think
No.68161
>>68133
Good boy.
>>68136
*feeds you poutine with chopsticks*
>>68137
I have more hidden motives~
>>68138
Forever getting a lap dance from you, the biggest slut.
>>68147
Good boy.
No.68162
>>68143
Okay. now what?
>>68144
How though?
>>68150
What do you mean wrong?
>>68156
Why though?
No.68163
>>68160
I like most seafood, so I enjoy Red Lobster. I think I'd still rather go out for sushi tho.
No.68164
>>68152
whyy
>>68153
i havent yeet
>>68158
noo naps!
nuuuu
>>68161
am the besst right?
No.68165
>>68157
> stop by here and there.
I'd like that.
Wouldn't want to encourage full-time shitposting either, that's for garbage tier posters.
No.68166
>>68162
Sit on your right hand and use only your left hand to type and send a response to this post.
No.68167
>>68157
Maybe it's a good deal for us both.
No.68168
>>68161
which are?
>>68164
yus ysu yus
No.68169
>>68162
post lewds of yourself
having your body appreciated by others is one of the best feelings ever
No.68170
I'm so fucking sick of having to post everything 5 times before it goes through.
No.68171
>>68150
>noticing I typed "dinner!7"
In any case, you're not getting me! Your troops were too visible and now the perimeter defence is activating!
>>68155
dunsel.jpg to dunsel8.jpg says otherwise!
>>68156
I'm sure I'd shoot myself in the leg anyway! I'll just fight crime by paying my taxes and indirectly funding education and reform programs!
>>68161
I don't think I have the leg muscles to give an eternal lap dance, sorry!
No.68172
>>68164
Feel free to wait a few more days if you think it'll be better!
No.68173
No.68174
>>68165
Yeah back when I shitposted a lot almost all my free time I'd be in threads; No way am I going back to that life. Too busy with other things and such.
But yeah, every once in a while would be fine.
>>68167
I still want a "please".
>>68170
Yeah, 8ch a massive shit
No.68175
>>68171
Stop saving my pics
No.68176
No.68177
>>68168
no ia hte naps!
>>68170
ram it!
>>68172
kinda wanna now
No.68178
>>68162
Depends on your expectations, really.
>>68171
Your defence is meaningless and weak.
Prepare to submit.
No.68179
>>68152
your otp your rules
doesnt matter cause in real life we fight crime as Vikings of Justice
>>68161
>>68162
So he can do lewd things to people easier
>>68171
oh…
>>68170
same, gonna go ping 8chan with my Garand
No.68180
>>68174
We could probably just play vidya sometimes instead too if you ever want to spend quality time with ex-senpai.
No.68181
>>68163
So if I buy you sushi what do I get to do to you ?
No.68182
>>68177
what about a cuddling then?
>>68152
slutty slut~
No.68183
>>68166
Okay but where are you going with this?
>>68169
But i don't want to show myself.
>>68178
hmm i suppose that is true.
>>68179
Well that makes sense.
No.68184
>>68183
sucks to be you then~
youre missing out
No.68185
>>68177
Maybe you should just keep going until you can no longer resist and completely succumb to your desires.
Surely that will be the best way to go about this whole thing…
No.68187
>>68180
Yeah, vidya works too.
I don't play a huge variety of vidya games, but if I own the game then I'd be down to try it with you.
>>68181
Hmmmm… What do you think would be a fair trade?
No.68188
>>68164
Titles are earned.
>>68168
I'm gonna throw the bottle in the ocean and someday someone will find it, and know you and Skandi were passionate lovers in a different time
>>68171
Breaks are allowed for goosluts.
>>68179
One bite, I'm eating the rest!
No.68190
>>68187
Maybe some Killing Floor 2 or something at a later date.
Who knows.
No.68191
>>68175
I save everyone's pics. It just so happens you're the one who's posted the most by far!
>>68178
Puhleez, you can't even get me to submit while drunk!
>>68188
>goosluts
That's disgusting! Your fetishes are creepy!
No.68192
>>68187
Maybe cleaning up a mess after kissing a bit lower
No.68193
>>68185
thats soo haard!!
>>68188
how can i earn??
No.68194
>>68183
You know those wacky Canadians
always slutting it up
>>68188
NOOOOOOOO!
No.68195
>>68188
you fiend!
>>68189
good boy
No.68197
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>>68191
I'll let everyone else catch up before any more are posted by myself, then
No.68198
>>68191
Hah.
I can make you squirm and blush. I can make you my slut whenever I want to.
And if you want to call that bullying, that's up to you~
I won't stop, though.
No.68199
>>68191
so far you only have one of me then
there will be more soon~
No.68200
>>68195
im a good boi all year
>>68196
hi wolf
No.68201
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No.68202
>>68190
Yeah I played that a little bit and had fun when I did so.
Just message me whenever you wanna play vidya~
>>68192
Hmm that sounds like a fair trade for sushi.
So when are the plans set for?
>>68186
Here you go
>
Now what?
No.68203
>>68193
It will be hard to fight against your desires, but it will be the most satisfying failure you will ever have.
Something tells me you won't last long…
No.68204
>>68202
Come pick me up in an hour
No.68205
>>68202
We'll see. Maybe some time soon, hopefully.
No.68206
>>68184
But my body is not that great.
>>68194
Its really lewd.
No.68207
>>68202
I'll unzip my pants and we'll let nature take its course.
No.68208
>>68206
then what kind of slut are you? or you just insecure like i was?
No.68209
>>68191
I just remembered that's a real thing but I'm not into it. You know what I meant, Skandi!
>>68193
Stay close and be a good boy, I will show you over time.
>>68194
I'll give you half if you make me some Rick & Morty webms.
>>68195
The funnest kind!
No.68210
>>68203
..im alreadt playing a little
No.68211
>>68200
>>68201
Hey! What's everyone up to? I just woke up so I'm getting ready for work.
No.68212
No.68213
>>68211
I took over /lewd/ while you slept.
No.68214
>>68200
maybe a naughty one too
>>68206
>But my body is not that great.
who is?
>>68209
what kinda fun?
>>68211
poor noun can't live the NEET life, rip
No.68215
>>68209
i will i will
>>68211
drinkan and playan, wish u all luck workian
No.68217
Hmm…. I forgot my tripcode.
No.68218
>>68212
show me your cock, slut
No.68219
>>68197
What! That's a bit of an overreaction!
>>68198
Squirm and blush, sure, anyone can do that! I'm weak like that! But there's a seriously long way from "squirm and blush" to "submit"!
>>68199
Damn, I checked and it looks like it was probably posted while I was asleep or something. Repost it for my convenience!
>>68209
I do know what you meant, but I'm evading your meanings as best I can!
>>68196
Good morning, Nounykins!
No.68220
>>68204
I'm over an hour from the US/Canada border tho…
>>68205
Sounds good, take a look at my steam library if you want and let me know if there's any other games there that you like.
>>68207
Getting on my knees was the only part of the deal I agreed to. I'm gonna need another please for this second part.
No.68221
>>68216
Once I get this surgery done I'm going to make you my pet.
No.68222
>>68210
It's okay to play a little, but after saying you wanted to go longer, I thought you could last longer than 20 minutes!
Playing a little is a risky game…it will make failure a lot more satisfying, but also a lot more tempting…
>>68211
You couldn't find a way out of it?
Damn that sandwich!
I'm just playing some insurgency.
No.68223
>>68218
I did that once. I'm not doing it again.
No.68226
>>68220
Yeah I'll try to remember.
Catch you later Nymf~
No.68227
>>68213
You just think you did, but you didn't. I'll always be The One, The Only, The /lewd/. You can't take me over, baby. No one can.
>>68214
Thank god for saturday.
>>68219
Good morning!
>>68225
Your Revy cosplay <3
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No.68228
>>68214
no!! the sluttyst
>>68222
iunno what i waant, i can last hmpf
No.68229
>>68227
>>68225
The Revy cosplay you did for me*
No.68230
>>68220
w-well I could get a flight for next weekend then
No.68231
>>68227
>>68229
still not done!
my orders should be arriving within the next two weeks!
No.68232
>>68230
I mean if you're willing to pay for the flight, then sure.
No.68234
>>68228
Based upon all the playing around you've been doing, I think we both know what you want…
No.68235
>>68232
Cleaning your mess sounds more enjoyable than classes
No.68236
>>68227
must be nice having something to look forwards too
>>68228
oh you're a slut now?
how lovely
No.68237
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>>68219
I know you want more but I just can't have such an incredible advantage over everyone…
It's selfish
>>68227
You'd be the Mewtwo of /lewd/'s Pokemon map, and Kyoko would be it's Zapdos
No.68238
>>68234
mrrr i wanna off..
>>68236
filterss!!!
it s slutty
No.68239
>>68235
>the episode where Rii-chan shows Mugi how to have fun as a poorfag
No.68240
>>68235
There will be no mess if you swallow it all
No.68241
>>68227
One day I will own this board
No.68242
>>68238
it's fine being a slut if you wanna be but you gotta suck my cock to be a true slut
No.68243
>>68242
piurep slutty slutty piu,re!!!!
no that!!!
No.68244
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>>68239
May I take your order ?
>>68240
I c-can do that
No.68245
>>68227
yea sur
>>68214
The kind I know you crave~
>>68219
I bet you want cum in your beard.
>>68224
Saved! One of my favorite scenes!
No.68246
>>68219
Hah. So you say.
I don't believe it in your case, though.
>>68221
I'd love to see you try.
No.68247
>>68238
Well the clock is ticking!
So I'll find out how long you can last soon enough…
Just make sure you don't make a mess of your room, so soon after cleaning it…
No.68248
>>68231
Can't wait to see it when it finally arrives.
>>68236
Eh, I don't look forward to it.
>>68237
Ey, quit that fukin' nerd talk right now!
No.68250
>>68245
TOMATO!
I just made that so you get distracted and forget I put off R&M for so long
No.68251
No.68253
No.68254
I'm off to work /lewd/, peace!
>>68252
Goodbye, milady.
No.68256
>>68243
hehehehe it's o.k I know what you want, you wanna be a good girl
>>68245
which is?
>>68248
why's that?
No.68257
>>68237
What! I don't care about your nudes, I just want you to keep posting them since you're such an exhibitionist and you really enjoy it!
>>68245
It gets all stuck and it's a pain to clean out! I'd rather just swallow it!
>one of your favourite scenes is Kyoko getting stepped on
I am so unsurprised that it's not just "lack of surprise", it's a kind of anti-surprise!
>>68246
Well, I haven't submitted yet and we've been at it for hours! I know induction isn't proof, but even so!
No.68258
>>68254
Have a nice day at work
No.68260
>>68254
See you later Noun.
>>68255
Uhh, sure!
I think..?
No.68261
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>68254
>I'm off to work
>Vid related
No.68263
>>68257
I guess there's not much point to you submitting when you're so far away.
Not that it stops me from trying to get you to do it.
No.68264
>>68257
I have to give someone else a chance to be the most lewd
No.68265
No.68266
>>68256
nut im not really..
>>68260
i cant decide but heats so high!
No.68267
>>68265
I am afraid I am terminally stupid
so
wut?
No.68268
>Tfw all your heroes at full health except 1
>Got focused by all low damage stress attacks so he's fucking insane in the membrane.
>Goes crazy and makes everyone else crazy.
>Barely end up beating the boss
What are we doing tonight?
No.68269
>>68266
I can make you into a good girl~
No.68270
>>68246
Hope you can keep up~
>>68250
I'm thinking about making kyoko webms and avataring with them.
>>68256
holding hands
>>68257
How lewd will you make this thread with your unbound lust? And yes, Kyoko sometimes needs to be punished by me.
No.68271
>>68263
Of course there's a point in submitting to people far away, master's proved that to me time and time again.
It does stop you from succeeding, though! :^)
>>68264
Don't put yourself down, Dunsel, how could anyone ever be as lewd as you!
No.68272
>>68266
Is it really bad to fail if it would feel soo good?
No.68273
>>68268
At least someone is not being lewd right now.
Teach me ;__;
No.68274
No.68275
>>68267
the noise kyoko makes when shes getting squished….
No.68276
>>68269
how?
>>68272
weel maybe not..
No.68277
>>68270
Please. I'll keep up and overtake you with ease.
>>68271
Don't be so sure.
It'll be your undoing.
No.68278
>>68270
I'm not being lewd at all, I'm just engaging in conversation.
You wanna do lewd stuff with your self-insert? Somehow "self-insert" sounds lewd in itself in this context.
No.68279
>>68270
>kyoko punishes kyoko
Inception style shit right there
>>68271
The only one as lewd as me is the one and only winner of "Most Lewd in the Thread" award
No.68280
>>68276
with my cock of course!
No.68281
>>68277
I'm super sure! 'Cause if I never submit, I'll be seen to have been right all along, and if I do submit, there'll be a nice story arc!
>>68279
Oh yes, of course, Miles.
No.68282
>>68268
I named a character Burt he went heroic or whatever its called then died
The tides turned on me ;_;
>>68270
Do it then you can take over my job of making webms and then I can finally then cease to exist
>>68275
OHHHHHH!
also
Whats a Kyoko?
>>68273
I am not being lewd
No.68283
>>68280
how does that meake me girl??
No.68284
>>68283
why don't you come find out then~
No.68285
>>68281
> all dis delusion
Glorious.
>>68282
Niceeeee. I love that game.
No.68286
>>68282
Pretty good dude. Highwaymen have low health so if a random crit happens their screwed.
Mine has those exact skills on right now.
>>68273
You jerk off before comming here so you can't be lewd. Or just like play videogames or something.
No.68287
>>68277
I might be overtaken with pleasure, with that tail waving in my face, begging. It will be your job after all.
>>68274
slut!
>>68278
It's an abstract kind of feel. Probably fueled by narcissism, and self love.
>>68279
This is my Kyoko, there are many like it but…
>>68282
I will follow into your ghost realm and pull you out. You still have webms to make!
No.68289
>>68286
I AM playing a videogame right now and someone wants to ERP!
No.68290
>>68287
am not no you
>>68288
wellies wells then
No.68292
>>68289
That's not videogames.
No.68294
>>68292
This is videogames!
No.68295
>>68290
nellies nell
>>68293
wwhaat??
No.68296
>>68285
Its fun I'm glad I got it just sad I died in game and got other games to play so its in my cycle of the games right now that I keep switching between
>>68286
Yeah thats what kinda happened plus they all ganged up on him, was brutal. I found this team to be oddly good granted it was you know a low level mission or whatever
>>68287
I am not going to a ghost realm I will cease to exist completely in any form and you will all have no recollection of me.
No.68297
>>68285
I'm not deluded, I just have the clarity of mind brought about by the careful mixing of coffee, beer and alcohol!
>>68287
So "go fuck yourself" is just friendly encouragement to you!
>>68291
I'm weak, not lewd! There's a difference!
No.68298
No.68299
>>68297
I-I meant "coffee, beer and wine". Shut up.
No.68301
>>68299
Just say "intoxicants" so you don't fumble your words again
No.68302
>>68297
>>68299
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would you like to borrow a shovel so you can continue digging that hole?
No.68303
>>68296
I don't really like lepers that much and would probably switch it out for a crusader or BH. Jester is my favorite class and that houndmaster/jester combo looks cool.
No.68304
>>68300
its……. A SURPRISE HUG
No.68305
>>68301
You just want me to mess up and say "intosixanst" or something!
>>68302
Being drunk doesn't mean being deluded, though! From a certain angle in a certain light, my mind is clear!
No.68306
>>68305
Either are equally adorable brainfarts, so continue as you will!
No.68307
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>>68305
I'm just not seeing it, Skandi.
No.68308
>>68303
He was my only choice at the time but yeah not a fan of them either. I like the jester class hes a cool dude, highwayman is my favorite though.
>>68305
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT IS YOU WHO ARE DRUNK
No.68309
>>68296
Bring back presents!
>>68297
In context, yes.
No.68310
>>68309
I am afraid there will be no presents I wont be able to come back from nonexistence
No.68311
>>68306
It'll get worse, 'cause I still have half a bottle of wine left. But thank you for your support!
>>68307
I'm just not seeing you! Sexually! Hope you've got free healthcare, 'cause you'll need some time in the burn ward! That is said sarcastically, please don't think I'm horrendously lame.
>>68308
I read that as "I have failed you Akarin" and was extremely prepared to see a wonderful edit.
>>68309
So are you okay with the nickname "Narcissus"? "Narcissy"? "Narcy"? "Narc"? "N-Dawg"? "N-Dor"? "Kyoko N."? "Kyon"?
No.68312
>>68310
That scream out of nowhere, I laughed heartily!
>>68311
I like Kyon. It's so romantic of you to give me a cute nickname like that, Skandi-kun~
No.68313
No.68314
I'm tired and I have to be awake another 5 hours at least
What do
No.68315
Pictures aren't free, sluts!
No.68316
im sory i failed sleepen
>>68304
oh yey!
No.68317
>>68314
play soccer
>>68315
how much
No.68318
>>68317
I'm not the athletic type, despite my muscular form
Football and I don't mix
No.68319
were all narcissists, im pretty sure
i know i am
>>68315
implying
if anyone wants to see kyokos dick let me know
No.68320
>>68314
drink tea, watch films, masturbate
>>68315
are so
>>68316
and maybe something good
No.68321
>>68312
I am extremely romantic, Kyon! This is a well-known fact! Sometimes I even greet the people I've had sex with when I meet them on the street! When I'm waiting for new customers, I mean!
No.68322
>>68319
I'm not despite being dominate
No.68323
>>68318
ohh
read!!
>>68319
supes narcie
>>68320
whaas good
No.68324
No.68325
>>68319
>were all narcissists
Not even remotely.
No.68326
>>68320
Three things that would all put me to sleep! Good plan
>>68321
Always a gentleman, even when working your street corner…
No.68327
>>68325
i guess thats just the narcissist in me then
No.68328
>>68317
Costs an arm and a leg, and everything they're attached to, in my bed.
>>68319
Do you want to die?
>>68321
Such a good boy. Maybe I'll be gentle with you next time.
No.68329
>>68311
Oh, I guess you need to see something sexual, then.
Yep, pretty lame~
No.68330
>>68319
you can't be a narcissist if there's nothing to narcissize about!
No.68331
No.68332
>>68324
aha tanks you
>>68328
deal!!
No.68333
No.68334
>>68311
I'd edit it if i could
>>68312
>>68313
Its a force scream do you just not watch star wars?
>>68315
They can be
>>68319
Im not a narcissist but damn do I look good and my voice just sounds amazing and my beard? love it.
No.68335
>>68328
Why did I ever let the "good boy" thing become public knowledge?!
>>68326
It's important to keep up appearances in meatspace! If my, uh, negotiable virtue was commonly known, I'd have to climb over a wall of dicks to get to work!
>>68329
I guess so! From at least four angles and with at least two different degrees of hardness!
You're just trying to activate my "please approve of me" circuits! Well, it's not working!
>>68334
Eh! It's a pretty tall order! Unless you happen to have a voice actor friend and a video editor friend! Who'd work for free for the sake of a silly gag!
No.68338
>>68335
I could do that if you want it that much~
And you know it'll work, qt. You already approve of me.
No.68339
>>68336
yeah maybe you're a super good boytoy
No.68340
>>68335
You're going to have to punish Miles for that.
No.68341
>>68335
>climb over a wall of dicks
No.68342
>>68335
It is your tumblr description after all. A good boy generally speaking.
>>68334
I ran a MAA, 2 BH's, and a jester. Mark city while the jester and MAA buffed.
No.68344
>>68343
I'll have to make sure on that
No.68345
>>68335
I would be both the voice actor and editor!
>>68342
I haven't got a MAA yet but ill have to remember that party config sounds good,
No.68346
>>68344
nooo, i speak truth
No.68347
>>68345
Only problem is you have no way of healing so stuff that gives dodge is paramount.
No.68348
>>68338
Most people would react to that by refusing. You are a powerful enemy.
>>68340
What! He told you? I though I inadvertently revealed it! I'm gonna kill him!
>>68341
Wow, I really didn't think anyone would remember that.
>>68342
Well yes, but you can't really gleam from that how sensitive I am to the phrase in some cases!
>>68345
Even so, it's a decent amount of work for no real pay-off!
No.68349
>>68346
truth isn't fact though, you could only think you're a human but then really you're a toy
No.68350
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>>68348
I've been around long past my expiration date tbh
No.68351
>>68348
Well I guess your title of good boy still stands.
No.68352
Yes, hello.
I now live with Scarlet, Alison and Angel
No.68353
>>68349
nooo thara not real
No.68354
No.68355
>>68353
it could be, how would you know?
let me check you
No.68356
>>68348
I'm glad you're not delusional enough to refuse.
Give me a throwaway email and I'll give you something to drool over.
No.68357
>>68356
Why am I so weak?
2q8pg5+294w9xxqocbo@grr.la
>>68350
Oldfag's a prestigious title! It's more like "nobleman" than "leper"!
No.68358
>>68357
I love it. I'll email you shortly, qt
No.68360
>>68359
oh I'll heckle your neckles~
No.68361
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>>68357
It's not prestigious to have spent as much time as I have on chans
No.68362
>senti in insurgency
>>68347
Risky
I like it
>>68348
All I need is just a smile and the payoff would be worth it
No.68364
>>68361
Of course it is! Everyone looks up to you, Dunsel, you're like a seasoned mercenary!
>>68362
I didn't know you could say stuff that cute!
No.68365
>>68363
hickey round your neck..ie
No.68366
> tfw you forget how good it is to listen to Agalloch and the pouring rain while you drink
No.68367
>>68365
ooh like lipstick but reddeer
No.68368
why does everyone keep saying i'm submissive!? there has to be some criteria for this i'm not aware of…
No.68370
>>68367
like deep kisses into bites
>>68368
because you are
No.68372
>>68364
I'm not so sure about that, now…
It's a nice sentiment though
No.68373
I want to be Kyoko's fucktoy!
No.68374
>>68370
noooo! thas for vamps
No.68375
>>68368
95% of people here are subby sluts.
No.68376
>>68374
well I'm kinda a vampire, being a spider and all
No.68377
>>68370
how do you know though!?
>>68375
why? and how? and who!?
No.68378
>>68376
huhh those maek webs not others
No.68379
>>68369
Anything you can do I can do better. Trigun always reminds me of AMV Hell.
>>68372
I-I'm not completely sure about it, but it's important to believe it since I've spent a completely inordinate amount of time on chans myself!
No.68380
>>68377
I'm 2gud
>>68378
why don't you come over here and find out if I can't make another out of you
No.68381
>>68377
Shhh.
It'll all make sense in due time.
>>68379
>Anything you can do I can do better.
That's funny, I say the same thing about you.
No.68382
>>68379
Nothing good will come from the amount of time I've spent browsing threads
I want my life back
There were some good times though
No.68383
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No.68385
>>68381
I speak Norwegian better than you.
>>68382
Nothing good will come from the time you've spent napping, either! But it's still enjoyable!
No.68388
No.68389
>>68385
That is hardly relevant!
I know other Norwegians who can me language tips, you know!
No.68390
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>68380
naah am sleepy
>>68383
herro
No.68391
No.68392
>>68390
go sleeps then you sleepy slep sleepier
No.68393
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>>68385
I don't share your positive views of it, but I begrudgingly accept my position as "oldfag"
The only way I can think of it, and not want to die, is to think of myself as a dinosaur
No.68394
I see the posting problem still persists..
~sigh~
>>68384
Not feeling just as bad as today, i'm only awake but been trying to post here for 20 mins, 8ch being as frustrating as ever
>>68386
Hey Kyoko not much, feel a little better than today, only out of my pit.
>>68387
Thanks Dotty <3
>>68388
Hey spider <3
>>68390
Hello Tokai <3
>>68393
Why how old are you fag? :3
No.68395
>>68393
I could be older then you if it makes you feel better
No.68396
No.68397
File: 1452388175780.jpg (31.08 KB, 360x323, 360:323, ss (2015-12-17 at 09.06.53….jpg)
Have fun guys, I have obligations before I'm allowed to sleep
Bye bye /lewd/
No.68398
ni ni
>>68392
bluuh fine
>>68394
hiaa biaa
amma sleepa
No.68399
>>68394
how're you doing?
>>68398
good girl
No.68400
im sitting on uis lap right now!!!!
No.68401
No.68402
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>>68396
thanks <3
>>68397
Gone already? nini <3
>>68398
bye tokai sleep well <3
>>68399
Not bad, still feeling on the low side, but thankfully not as awful as I felt this afternoon. I guess the sleep helped so lifted me slightly
What about yourself?
No.68403
>>68389
>>68391
And I can seemingly speak English better than you.
>>68393
Well, not to be too negative, but it's not like you would've spent the time you've spent on chans being productive if chans didn't exist! You'd have played vidya or watched anime! At least if you're anything like most people!
>>68397
Oh my. Have fun, and good night!
No.68404
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No.68405
>>68401
deal with it poopie head!!
No.68406
>>68403
I blame alcohol.
As always.
YOU CAN STILL UNDERSTAND ME, DAMMIT.
>>68405
I'm totally indifferent to it.
No.68407
>>68402
woke up in pain as my foot hurts like hell thanks to arthritis in me joints buit it's good that you're better
No.68408
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>>68407
I wouldn't say better, just not as low as this afternoon, I know the feeling of arthritis myself I have bad knees, my right knee the cartilage is calcified, and by using the left more has put a strain on that. It can be a real pain, pardon the pun
No.68409
>>68403
What is your book even about. Like what are the stories about?
No.68410
No.68411
>>68410
It does, I was told at some point i'd need to get probably knee joints replaced but its catch 22 whereas you can either get better or make it even worse.
No.68412
>>68411
how long has it not been getting better?
No.68413
>>68379
I can do anything better than you!
No.68414
>>68406
Huh?
>>68409
Well, it's scenes from the lives the protagonist could've had if only X or Y! Examples:
>old academic living in Paris trying to get through a day when his aide doesn't show up
>priest faking his Christianity until he starts believing and becomes a controversial faith healer
>domestic terrorist trying to make sure his name is remembered forever
>his life being written about by a famous author post-mortem and everyone, assuming it's fiction, hating the character
>>68413
No you can't!
No.68415
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>>68412
Well i'm 27 about a year ago my knee just went out from under me while walking uphill, but I'd damaged ligaments in both legs as i used to play a lot of football.
I went to a few physio sessions but due to my social anxiety I couldn't keep it up but I try my best to keep the joints moving and do the exercises I was shown, but I have constant problems with them the right especially.
No.68416
>>68414
I thought you were making a point about my inability to speak proper English.
No.68417
No.68418
>>68416
I was, and you said "you can still understand me", to which I said "huh?" This is basic comedy!
No.68420
>>68415
poor baby, let daddy give you a get wells kiss
No.68421
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>>68420
You going to try to sink your fangs into me spidey?
No.68422
>>68421
I could do if I was feeling it more
No.68424
>>6842I2
I bite back though, so I'd be careful with those fangs of yours.
No.68425
>>68414
Yes I can!
>>68417
Hello Magi!
No.68426
>>68422
links breaking >>68424
No.68427
>>68424
tasty treats are hard not to dig into, so it's an assumed risk on my part
No.68428
>>68425
Hey Burt hows the injury?
>>68427
Depends on what you value better, the risk or the reward
No.68429
>>68428
always one for the riskier option me
No.68433
we moved!!!
ui is taking me to a farm!!!
No.68434
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>>68429
Sometimes the risks are the better reward truth be told
>>68433
Make sure there aren't any pigs.. UI might have other plans for you :3
No.68435
>>68434
don't know about that pain isn't my thing and nor is the rush of it
No.68436
>>68414
Sounds good. The terrorist should go out in some ironic way.
No.68437
>>68428
Doin much better still hurts though
>>68430
YES I CAN!
No.68438
>>68435
I have a pain fetish, though some pain even for me can be too much. Especially matters of the heart
>>68437
Ah a bit of good news, thats good to hear. Hopefully your little unlucky spell is over and things will be on the up for you again Burt <3
No.68439
>>68437
No you can't!
>>68431
Not mean! I'm nice and you're mean, remember!
>>68436
At the moment the terrorist's story just kinda ends with him and the people he's with succeeding in blowing up a dozen buildings, and the hint that it becomes a sort of unofficial law not to mention any of the involved by name! Which presumably goes to hell, obviously.
No.68440
No.68441
>>68438
never really recovered from matters of the heart
No.68442
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>>68439
Everyone else calls me nice, though!
No.68443
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>>68441
Some people never do, and carry the burdens of them far too long.
No.68444
>>68442
as in "nice dick" nice
>>68443
doesn't help that the guy I loved killed him self fairly recently and I don't really have the one important thing to remember him by, his collar
No.68445
>>68443
Magi, tell me I'm nice!
And not just my dick.
Though that is nice too.
No.68446
>>68438
I am Bad Luck Burt
>>68439
YES I CAN!
No.68447
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>>68444
I'm sorry to hear that, I have a similar tale, though it was more Unrequited love though he did care for me, he had problems of his own and committed suicide.
>>68445
You are nice, Skandis just a little bully, well he thinks he is. Don't listen to him, i'd box his lugs for ya :3
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>>68446
No your not, maybe a little accident prone, but who isn't at times.. don't be so hard on yourself<3
No.68449
>>68447
> Skandi
> a bully
Pfff. He couldn't bully a punching bag properly.
No.68450
>>68447
one sided love is something I don't really get
No.68451
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>>68449
I know I have a chuckle every time he orders moe to do something.
But I certainly don't see Skandi other than a pretty soft and caring guy. Certainly not a bully though the thinks he can be.
No.68452
>>68451
He's a good guy, yeah.
No.68453
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>>68450
I have had it a few times over my lifetime, but its not like you plan or know how things happen.
>>68452
If he wasn't I'd be able to tell. Hes got a kind heart that one. Though also a lot of cheek, he has a good personality
No.68454
No.68455
STOP TALKING BEHIND MY BACK
No.68456
>>68453
I do like cheek.
>>68455
It's fun, though!
Plus we're only saying good things about ya~
No.68457
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>>68454
So you are new to the board spidey? How long have ytou been and what made you decide to stay in this domain.
>>68455
If we were going to talk about you behind your back it would be over steam Skani, you cheeky devil. The words here are MEANT for you to read baka
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No.68459
>>68457
here is where everyone from /ssft/ seems to have gone, so I decided to come too since it looks like /ssft/ is never going to recover
No.68460
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>>68456
So do I, especially sinking ones teeth into one anyway :3
No.68461
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>>68459
It seems a few ppl from different communities have landed here over the past few weeks, its good to see new faces anyhow, welcome and enjoy the ride :)
No.68462
>>68461
I'll enjoy giving rides but thanks
No.68463
>>68460
That's lewd, though!
Even though I quite agree. Spanking is also good.
No.68464
>>68448
I wont have a hand soon with all these accidents
No.68465
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>>68462
I bet you do :3
>>68463
Hm not as lewd as I could have taken it.. we are on the right board anyhow yes spanking and pleasurable pain is nice
>>68464
Then stop jamming your fingers into places they don't belong :P
No.68466
>>68456
Not all good! I could bully a punching bag, 'cause I bullied Moe!
>>68457
Well, I guess. My head's not in the right place to think reasonably about these things!
No.68467
>>68464
you can fit a hook in when you loose it and then you can be black burt the pirate
No.68468
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>>68466
>Not all good! I could bully a punching bag, 'cause I bullied Moe!
Moe is a wet paper bag of punching bags..
>>68466
The drink will do that to anyone Skandi, don't worry its all good though <3
No.68469
>>68465
wanna be taken for a ride?
No.68470
Those were some good games, as always!
Also, Burt best voice.
No.68471
>>68465
I know that!
I'm not even trying yet either!
>>68466
Flicking Moe would give him a hardon, though.
No.68472
>>68465
I am not intentionally! unless you count the Garand but I'd say my finger belongs in it
>>68470
He gets it
No.68473
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>>68469
Unfortunately i've been taken for a ride far too much as for now I'm just look for full commitment with no added bullshit..
No.68474
>>68455
ur a fucking dane lol fag
No.68475
just when you're not expecting it
here I am
No.68477
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>>68471
You gotta step up your game then otter man, you've been gone a week and already you are a little rusty :3
>Flicking Moe would give him a hardon,
though. Nah just fucking responding to moe gives him a hardon.
>>68472
Well at least lube it up first before you end up with a missing finger :P
No.68479
>>68473
same here but it's alot harder to do when you're polygamous
No.68480
>>68478
IT'S SAAAAANNNUHHHHH
No.68481
>>68477
Haha. Don't be so sure.
I did get a throwaway email from Skandi, after all.
No.68484
>>68476
hello yan
>>68478
Tak<3
>>68479
That would put a spanner in the works i guess
>>68481
He throws them out all the time, I could have grabbed it at the time, but alas I'm not one gatecrashing a party without being formally invited
No.68491
REAL NEW THREAD!
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No.68622
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What's up /lewd/, who /drunkasfuck/ here?!