No.70168
sent come hang out with us ffs come on dude
No.70170
eight minutes of freetime brought to you by
the™ real™ official™ scalemaking™ system™
No.70171
>>70158
You've earned it Senti, enjoy your night!
>>70162
I bet you are taking quite a few breaks, with the internet being a big distraction!
Sounds really comfy.
No.70172
No.70173
>>70172
you gon' break it down low for the shawties?
No.70174
No.70175
give requests
ill do the first good one
No.70176
>>70171
Yes, that's always the reason it takes me ages to finish a book. If the Internet could take weekends off that would help my productivity.
No.70177
No.70179
No.70180
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No.70181
>>70175
Proletarian revolution.
>>70178
Greetings.
No.70182
Giant Gorg is fucking awesome. Went from gunfight to hanging from a ski lift to bazooka fights to helicopter fire to a giant robot kraken tearing ships apart. Why don't people watch this shit?
No.70183
>>70179
How's it going?
>>70180
>Cutie
Thanks. How are you?
>>70181
Hey there.
No.70184
>>70175
>trying to think of a request
Fucking hell, I have no imagination…
>>70176
I feel like I've been thrown into the dark ages without the internet…
>>70178
Hello!
>>70182
>Why don't people watch this shit?
Maybe I will!
No.70185
>>70183
fairly not bad, thanks, had a random add me and not really talk with me about nothing then leave
so that's always fun
how're you?
No.70188
>>70185
I'm pretty fine though i woke up too early.
>>70186
Oh, then how about you find something to do.
>>70184
Good morning.
No.70189
>>70187
money
>>70188
get some tea and have a quick nap
No.70190
imagine theres no cherub
it isnt hard to do
No.70191
>>70187
Are you sad you dropped money, or sad you found money?
No.70192
>>70184
To think I received my first computer and dialed in to AOL slightly more than half my lifetime ago. O tempora, o mores.
No.70193
>>70189
Nah, i'm just starting the day, its fine.
>>70190
Huh?
No.70194
>>70193
alright, what's the day holding for ya?
No.70196
>>70189
git money git paid
>>70191
im sad im bending over for the money
No.70197
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN YEARS
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/662650372
• Burgers Guide to Crashing Chinese Market •
Step 1 - Visit http://quotes.money.163.com
Step 2 - At the bottom of the text box that contains the scrolling text select the text input box (seen in the attached pic) and spam your choice of shitposting from the master list below.
• Master Shitposting List •
市场将会崩溃。卖卖卖!
>THE MARKET WILL CRASH. SELL SELL SELL
虽然您可以卖市场将会崩溃
>WHILE YOU CAN SELL THE MARKET WILL COLLAPSE
我们正处于经济衰退。卖!
>WE ARE IN A RECESSION. SELL!
紧急政府会议有发布了
>???
吗更有威胁另一关机!卖出卖出卖出
>They're threatening another shutdown sell now
呀,他们没有购买太良好
>ah they didn't buy too good
经济会崩溃。卖出卖出卖出
>ECONOMY WILL CRASH. SELL SELL SELL
犹太人引起死机
>Jews Causing Crash
Step 3 - DDoS Attack (???)
Step 4 - You don't profit.
No.70198
>>70194
Just sitting here and some room cleaning.
Maybe play some vidya with friends.
No.70200
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>>70188
It's 12 in the morning.
No.70201
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No.70202
>>70196
true that
>>70198
you can do my whole flat too
No.70203
>>70200
Oh okay. By the way i'm about to install Smite.
No.70204
No.70206
No.70207
>>70196
thought you liked it up the butt
>>70197
is this the new sarah palin thing?
No.70208
No.70209
IT ATE MY IMAGE AGAIN FSSSS
No.70210
File: 1452489610763.jpg (17.22 KB, 346x203, 346:203, 822085f1d9e01791b97e8d9233….jpg)
>>70203
Yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa!
No.70211
>>70207
WE CAUSE A RECESSION
YEEEEEYYYYY FURTHER POVERTY
No.70212
>>70211
Can I ask what the point of red texting for no god damn reason?
No.70213
>>70210
Lets see if i can remember how to play properly.
No.70214
>>70212
HOW
IS THIS NOT
SIGNIFICANT TO YOU
No.70215
>>70212
Its our very own Kamina :^)
No.70217
>>70214
shit posting on some site does not make a whole countries economy crash
sorry to burst your bubble
No.70218
>>70217
BUT IT IS RATHER AMUSING
AAAAAAAAAAA
No.70219
>>70214
The market was due for a correction about now anyways, and everyone who's anyone knew China was cooking the books. Not to mention the current state of price to earnings ratios in our own stock markets driven by Silicon Valley evaluations of social apps with no real means of monetization without driving away users. The Chinese economy is fine, this isn't even close to the effect oil prices are having on other countries.
No.70220
>>70216
I know that, but you get the idea. Are you lurking in the trash by the way?
No.70222
>>70218
in a shallow kinda way
No.70223
No.70224
>>70215
Kill me.
>>70216
I know that.
>>70214
I am going to try my best to ignore you before I explode.
No.70225
>>70220
No, haven't in a few days. Should I be?
No.70226
File: 1452490291163.png (359.38 KB, 1508x932, 377:233, Screen Shot 2016-01-11 at ….png)
lol, it's over
/b/ got too /b/ and ruined it
No.70227
>>70224
Do you rreaalllyyy?
No.70228
I must admit, it is amusing to see all the markets in the red.
No.70229
>>70224
Dont explode please
No.70230
>>70225
Depends on what you are interested in.
Ta-class decided to drop by
>>70224
Hell no!
No.70231
>>70226
/b/ is dead. That's just a shit hole with old /b/'s title
No.70232
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No.70233
>>70231
every now and again you get a glimmer.
this was one of those glimmers.
nevar forget the shanghai composite index 2016
No.70234
>>70230
Meh. I'm too scared to even lurk right. Stopped lurking almost a month ago. And before that it was two months. I just get nostalgic.
No.70235
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>>70230
Only reason Ta drop by there because hardly anyone speaks to her in legion anymore. That or she's just getting bored. >>70227
Ok I lied this place is HG. Let me host the very first /lewd/ game.
>>70229
I will.
No.70236
>>70235
Actually it would be the second unfortunately
No.70237
>>70236
Who did the first? Tell me!!!
No.70240
>>70237
>>70230
That space orc or what ever he is
No.70241
>>70240
>That space orc
Kek, but the race is actually called cherubs.
No.70242
>>70239
Damn you!!!!! I find no reason to go to hg anymore. I pop in for like two to five post then get bored. Also to much shit there.
>>70240
Damn it all to hell. I'll never be popular.
>>70238
>Explodes.
No.70243
the hunger games people are the true cancer killing this board
forget about animus
No.70244
>>70243
To bad I am from three cancers communities which makes me triple the cancer.
No.70246
>>70242
I can't actually remember who that entered her.
But it was Kuuko. And i get you, i'm also thinking about quitting. But i can't stop lurking.
>>70244
>implying
No.70247
>>70243
we're all cancer! everything is cancer!
No.70248
>>70241
Cher-autism I don't like tumblerstuck I'm sorry
>>70242
Post butt!
>>70243
I was actually liked in hg, thank you. Now I'm literally who tho. But it isn't that, as long as the hg part stays go.
No.70249
>>70234
Cute image.
>>70243
This board is an affront to God and a blight on this Earth.
No.70250
No.70251
>>70247
EVERYTHING IS CANCER!
No.70252
File: 1452491680660.jpg (195.11 KB, 2048x1136, 128:71, 687474703a2f2f696d67312e77….jpg)
>>70248
Would this be any better?
No.70254
No.70255
>>70244
stfu
>>70247
ya
>>70248
no you're not lol
>>70249
shut up holy shit
>>70250
LOL
No.70256
>>70249
Thank you….Spice!?
>>70252
Well she was my favorite of yours
No.70259
>>70248
>Posts a butt.
>>70245
>Dead.
>>70246
They complain because I said that I do erp yet I've yet to do it in game.
No.70261
>>70255
rump roasted
>>70256
Something wrong?
No.70262
No.70263
>>70256
Well fine then i'll just use her instead.
Its not like i use her in hg anymore.
>>70259
Its really incredible that they just can't deal with it to be honest.
No.70264
>>70261
Yeah you just came out of no where. Why are you here?
No.70265
>>70259
DAMN IT! I liked you too…
No.70266
>>70246
>Erp, HG, and animu.
Yes I am triple cancer in one.
No.70268
>>70266
Not in my eyes. Maybe its because i'm cancer myself?
No.70269
>>70264
No reason in particular.
No.70271
>>70267
>>70270
Excuse me, but if you didn't know this. Noun did actually announce /lewd/ in a hg thread!
No.70272
>>70271
there is no god
only pain and cancer?
No.70274
>>70269
Well.. I really don't know how too feel about this.
No.70275
>>70270
>>70271
noun wants as many posters as possible
but most wont be people as great as me who just stumble across this place by slutty chance~
No.70276
>>70263
They are a bunch of children and yes we are cancer.
>>70265
>Staying alive.
No.70277
>>70275
>tfw word filter makes your post better
No.70278
>>70275
I'm just here because i wanna write with people.
>>70276
Lies!!! We are not cancer!
No.70279
>>70276
I am so happy you survived!
No.70280
>>70271
its funny that you think that
it was announced in avatar fag circle jerk
No.70281
>>70280
>Being this delusional
He was actually in a few games
No.70282
>>70274
I can abstain from posting if my presence is unwanted.
No.70283
>>70282
don't let the meanies bully you around, ur ur own strong cuteboy who don't need no woman
No.70284
>>70278
We are the cancer that sticks together~
>>70279
Calm down there!
No.70285
I'm back, flood me with (You)'s.
No.70286
>>70282
No just a surprise. If you are the spice I think you are.
No.70288
>>70281
doesnt mean it was made there
/lewd/ was made by cebruz, not noun btw
No.70289
>>70285
(You) are not Noun
No.70290
>>70285
hi
>>70288
he gave it to noun
No.70291
>>70284
Hmm…. That sounds better.
>Hugs
Anyway i've got smite up and running now.
@70285
I could swear i heard something just now.
>>70288
I'm not saying that either.
No.70292
>>70286
Oh no that's surely someone else. This isn't a name I use regularly.
No.70293
>gonna go to work on four hours of sleep
I'm gonna die!
And I pointedly refuse to give Kyon a (You)!
No.70294
>>70290
i know that?
>>70291
u smell
No.70296
my new name is Hakase, i asked the old /v/ tripfag/avatarfag for permission and she gave me permission
nice..
No.70297
>>70293
that's awful
>>70294
well now you double know that
No.70299
>>70292
That's actually a relief. I could only see spice's " return" as a bad thing. But anyway welcome too /lewd/! Unless this isn't your first time here and I'm just retarded.
>>70293
Have a good day! or try
No.70300
>>70291
Now all I need is a laptop and we could play together after I look for my account for an hour.
>>70287
Calm down.
No.70301
>>70300
Do you have one nearby?
No.70305
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No.70306
>>70302
>
Told you I would still be here.
>>70301
Nope.
>>70303
I can't really.
No.70307
THREAD IS ALWAYS FUCKING DEAD
No.70308
>>70297
Yep! But it's all my fault since I stayed up too long! Which I guess just makes it worse!
>>70299
Thanks! I'll just power through it with caffeine, I guess, and then collapse when I get home. PS. Noun x Chijo OTP
AND NOW I'M OFF TO WORK BYE
No.70309
>>70305
I missed you!
>>70306
Burt 1
Paru 0
No.70310
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>>70309
Grrrrrrrr. I'll get you one day.
No.70311
>>70308
it happens, drink lots of tea! alright
No.70312
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>>70306
Dammit. Oh well. Who do you prefer to play as?
No.70313
File: 1452494145574.jpg (98.92 KB, 850x726, 425:363, sample-53b8be9ed357dc7958e….jpg)
>>70306
Yea you were right!
>>70308
Baibai
>>70309
I missed you too, did you make bacon? Im hungry now
No.70314
>>70307
But, its never dead… The longest I saw it dead was five hours.
>>70308
Sounds like a fun manic day. Goodluck! O-oh..
No.70315
>>70313
Also I took your virginity.
>>70312
THOR!!!!!!!!
No.70316
>>70310
Id like to see you try!
>>70313
We didn't have any bacon in the house…
Don't hate me….
No.70318
>>70314
no one fun except us is here :(((
No.70319
>>70315
I knew this was coming! My door is locked!
>>70316
I could never hate burt
No.70320
>>70315
Cool. I like either Ra or Agni.
No.70323
>>70319
Silly bit, I can simply break your door down or picklock the door.
>>70320
Loki is pretty fun because of his Q and ultimate.
No.70324
>>70317
Nuh uh
No one can get me!
>>70319
I mean you could hate me its not that hard plenty of people do…
No.70326
No.70327
File: 1452494698105.jpg (89.06 KB, 850x351, 850:351, sample-6ce2fa73303c9882529….jpg)
Oo i play too but as Bellona!!
>>70323
Your little wee cant rape me!
>>70324
Why would I want to?
No.70328
I'm off to bed now, have fun everyone!
No.70329
guys /b/ crashed the chinese stock market by 5% and it keeps going down and down
ww3 and global depression happening now
No.70331
>>70325
and no fun confirmed
No.70332
>>70329
hey when are we gonna hang out again?
No.70333
>>70328
nighty night cute stuffs
No.70334
>>70327
I didnt make you bacon thats why! I failed you…
>>70328
Night!
No.70336
>>70332
weekend works for me
No.70337
>>70323
I can't remember what that was like.
No.70338
>>70331
It's 2 in the morning and I am not a big enough slut to post my actually ass or dick for other people. Maybe if you asked me when I am intoxicated but I would be to busy being depressed and trying to kill myself.
No.70339
>>70335
Hi I'm Kyoko nice to meet you wanna have sex?
No.70340
>>70327
My dick can rape you.
No.70341
>>70334
Well not really since I never asked for it before before I left. So everything is ok
No.70342
>>70338
killing ur self is bad
No.70343
>>70337
If I remember correctly his Q is a teleport and his ultimate is a support.
No.70344
File: 1452495304717.jpg (21.07 KB, 218x319, 218:319, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.43.20….jpg)
Hi /lewd/
What the fuck is wrong with the board colors? This is so ugly
No.70345
>>70344
hi, I only use dark theme so I don't see what's wrong
No.70346
>>70341
I still failed you I should have made you food and I did not! so you can still hate me!
>>70344
Unlike the board you look great today
also just change it back in the options up top
No.70347
>>70318
I'll take the complement tho.
>>70338
I wannabe murdered now. Suicide sounds mundane.
No.70348
>>70343
Oh i see. I prefer to be ranged, so i haven't tried that many melee characters.
>>70344
Hey dunsel.
No.70349
>>70344
Just change your theme
No.70350
>>70336
lets make a plan later
>>70344
good night dunsel!
No.70351
>>70339
Hi my name is Bit, you sound scary…you're spooky!
>>70340
I refuse to believe it!
>>70344
He has awaken!
>>70346
Nope I wont, you cant make me!
No.70352
>>70346
You also look great
>>70348
Hello Sachiko! Are you new 'round here, I'm not familiar with ya. Nice to meet you!
No.70353
>>70351
I can be gentle but I know that's not what you want.
>>70344
Everything looks the same to me…
No.70354
Hope I didn't scare off spicy with my autism
No.70355
>>70350
okay what u wanna do
No.70356
>>70353
Then you already had a custom theme
No.70357
Gonna jerk off then go to bed.
Goodnight /lewd/!
No.70358
>>70351
Yes I can!
You are silly and a big pervert and I wont make you lunch either!
>>70352
Aww thank you!
>>70353
like completely exit out of the board that changed it for me.
No.70359
>>70355
idk just hang out again?
No.70360
>>70352
I'm not new.
Its just clock
No.70361
No.70362
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>>70349
I did! Hello chijo
>>70350
I'm not going to bed! I have work in 5 hours!
>>70351
Pervert!
>>70353
It was regular colors except every post that wasn't mine was some awful green color
No.70363
>>70362
i was just saying good night as a greeting!
No.70364
>>70357
Lewd. Goodnight !
>>70362
Heyy dunsel! Hope all is well
No.70365
>>70359
dat works
ui moved in and has a temperpedic queen bed so u dont have to sleep on the couch anymore if u wanna sleep with ui
No.70366
>>70347
Don't be a murderer.
>>70348
I like being Melee character.
>>70351
That's called in denial.
No.70367
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>>70357
Night night armoredkun
>>70358
How are ya, Burtie?
>>70360
That's confusing, just be clock!
>>70363
I don't think it works like that
How are you Mika?
No.70368
>>70366
Being a murderer and being the victim of a murder are two different things.
No.70369
also now we have a flat screen tv and stuff in the living room
No.70370
>>70353
No have some control! Are you this much of a pervert when you get sick too? *Slaps your tongue*
>>70357
H-Hope you dont fap where you sleep!
>>70358
Good I dont want lunch its 2am! I still dont hate you and I never will!
>>70362
You're a bigger one!
>>70366
Im still a p.ure virgin!
No.70371
>>70365
uh ill have to think about it…
up to him i guess..
>>70367
i think it can, its the same as good morning or good afternoon
im doing good
No.70372
>>70364
I'm fine, thanks! Hanging out til I go to work in 5 hours
>>70369
Can I watch TV with you guys?
>>70370
I know I'm bigger, but you don't have to tell /lewd/ about my dick…
No.70373
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>>70370
Imslutty.
>>70368
Don't die.
No.70374
>>70370
Where else would i?
No.70375
>tfw Noun still isn't awake
At least he's getting rest, I hope.
No.70377
>>70372
yeah sure come up to oregon
No.70378
>>70375
you're getting to yandere levels of fun here
>>70376
pervert, get ur own cock
No.70379
>>70372
im bigger than you pervert boy
>>70373
I knew this…baka!
>>70374
D-Dont talk to me while you fap!
No.70380
>>70366
Well i can see that now.
>>70367
Nah not really.
No.70381
File: 1452496104236.jpg (31.49 KB, 349x336, 349:336, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.21.28….jpg)
>>70376
Maybe if you beg for it…
>>70377
Can I be a jobless bum and sleep on your couch
No.70382
>>70367
Good actually, trying to get bit to hate me for some reason I'm not sure of
>>70370
I was talking about later! cause you are coming up here right for that OJ and shooting right?
Never? what if tell untruths about you to people in the tread!?
No.70384
>>70373
Really up too Noun at this point. But he likes me so I doubt he'd kill me.
No.70385
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No.70386
>>70381
im not begging for you, slut
show me it, you know you want to
No.70387
File: 1452496223675.jpg (50.35 KB, 650x878, 325:439, tumblr_mhythx8sHE1rbv8q4o1….jpg)
I need to sleep. It hurts to look at my screen.
No.70388
>>70379
I'm still looking for porn
No.70389
>>70382
That's silly Burt! But I wish you success
>>70383
Can I be a jobless bum and sleep on the porch?
No.70390
>>70387
Goodnight, Ill miss you
No.70391
>>70381
I got two share bedrooms and a king sized bed for cutes to share
>>70387
go sleeps then
No.70392
No.70395
File: 1452496397562.jpg (20.55 KB, 251x260, 251:260, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.42.08….jpg)
>>70386
I'm not allowed to show it anyway, so you're out of luck!
>>70387
Go sleepy in your warm bed!
No.70396
>>70372
Hope work goes smooth! Well I'll be here for most of that if you think about anything we could talk about.
>>70378
I just love him leave me alone!
>>70386
Just beg for it, we all know you're a cock slut
No.70397
>>70382
Staaaap!! You baka!
>>70385
To late!
>>70387
Then go to sleep! Cya later
>>70394
No.70398
No.70399
No.70401
>>70389
Thank you I knew I could count on your support!
You can sleep on my recliner, cause I sleep on my couch, if you want
>>70397
HATE ME DAMN IT!
No.70402
>>70395
tell him to arrange a trade
No.70403
Cool people get on Insurgency right now
Lame people don't
No.70404
>>70403
no fucking pvp
especially not that shit we played earlier
that was fucking trash
No.70405
>>70403
awesome people don't play shitty games
No.70406
>>70398
Should see my confessions plz do not
No.70407
>>70401
Why do you want me to?
>>70403
Being lame is the new cool now pizza boy
No.70408
>>70403
Not at my computer!
No.70410
No.70411
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3393470/David-Bowie-dies-18-month-battle-cancer.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CANT HANDLE THIS
>>70407
No dont hate me now… i need you now more then ever…
No.70412
>>70401
I can't sleep in a recliner, it makes my butt hurt…
>>70402
I'm also not allowed to negotiate
No.70413
>>70389
gonna have to feed urself
No.70414
File: 1452496831039.jpg (21.54 KB, 293x290, 293:290, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.09.19….jpg)
>>70403
It's hip to be square!
I'll play when I upgrade my computer
No.70416
>>70412
i bet thats not the only thing that makes your butt hurt
slut
No.70417
>>70410
I've written a few. If you back enough on Noun's tumblr you'll see my first. If you really care too.
>>70411
I WAS HAPPIER KNOWING HE WAS ALIVE!
WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT!?
No.70418
File: 1452496994966.jpg (24.19 KB, 302x325, 302:325, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.22.48….jpg)
>>70416
I may be a tiny bit of a slut, but I'm a slut on a leash!
Wait, that came out wrong… I am not allowed to send you pics! Ask master
No.70419
>>70417
I was expecting stuff you've cut into your self
so I'll pass
No.70420
>>70397
>>70411
He lived a great life, and that's all there is to say.
No.70421
>>70419
How is that a confession? I've done that too but that's different
No.70422
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>70417
I am sorry people need to know…
>>70420
I miss him already…
No.70423
>>70422
Yeah, at least I learned it from you.
No.70424
>>70421
cutting a confession into your self is what I meant
No.70425
File: 1452497201671.jpg (28.91 KB, 376x357, 376:357, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.41.43….jpg)
>>70422
Good night, sweet prince…
No.70426
>>70424
I'm not cutting a paragraph into myself
No.70427
yeah just found out, it hurts.
No.70428
>>70426
I'm not saying you should, just nevermind
No.70429
>>70426
Then you must not really love that person
Sorry, bad joke…
No.70430
>>70399
There Bit I'm finished now.
No.70431
>>70429
>saying that to him
nigga, that's fucked up
No.70432
>>70428
Alright..
>>70429
Is it wrong I'd try too if he really asked?
>>70430
Go to bed
No.70433
>>70417
>Noun's tumblr
>Tfw I know what your talking about.
No.70434
>>70433
SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH GO TO BED
No.70435
>>70432
I can't the word needs me.
I'm laying in bed right now and can't fall asleep.
No.70436
>>70435
fucking sleep faggot!
No.70437
>>70435
Electronics cause insomnia
No.70438
File: 1452497554405.jpg (24.22 KB, 290x356, 145:178, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.36….jpg)
>>70431
I rarely mean to offend, but I won't offer a hugbox either
>>70432
Nope! It shows your passion!
Just don't really do it, though
No.70439
>>70438
so long as if you hug me instead then alright
No.70440
>>70438
No worries no offence taken. I won't cause I doubt he'd ever ask! He likes my skin the way it is
No.70441
File: 1452497804500.jpg (22.89 KB, 287x358, 287:358, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.31.28….jpg)
>>70439
You're a spider, you're probably all fuzzy, of course I'd hug you
>>70440
I know you know I wub you
No.70442
>>70441
I'm rather hairy yus
No.70444
File: 1452497988622.jpg (29.99 KB, 353x349, 353:349, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.20.55….jpg)
>>70442
Hairy boys > all others
No.70445
>>70444
that's what I am hairy all over
No.70446
>>70443
<3
>>70445
I'm a fan already!
No.70448
>>70446
you've not even seen me yet I don't think
No.70449
>>70447
Ear licking is really LEWD
>>70448
I'm just a body hair enthusiast! Besides my preference is boys, of all shapes and sizes
No.70450
>>70449
>Ear licking is really LEWD
Yeah, but its a really good asmr.
No.70451
>>70449
What about eye licking?
No.70452
>>70449
oh how odd, I figured most everyone here is just into cuteboys that are overly effeminate
No.70453
File: 1452498885214.jpg (29.69 KB, 383x374, 383:374, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.45.40….jpg)
>>70450
Speaking of which…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svu4wvWdHwY
>>70451
It makes my eyes tear up to think about, since I have a strange fear of getting anything in my eyes
No.70454
>>70453
Weird. What about cut licking?
No.70456
>>70452
Not that there's anything wrong with the whole cuteboys thing, but I prefer men who look and act like… well, men
>>70454
Blood is more than okay, by me
No.70458
>>70456
are you a cuteboy or a manly man?
No.70459
>no one to crypost at while I get drunk and listen to david bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
I guess this one post is okay
No.70460
>>70456
Its pretty great! Threw up last time I did it though. Not sure if the two were related.
No.70461
No.70462
No.70463
>>70461
no, david bowie did
No.70464
>>70459
I've heard about it, but i really don't care. Sorry if i sound harsh.
No.70465
File: 1452499386861.jpg (34.53 KB, 352x413, 352:413, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.36.08….jpg)
>>70458
Hardly a cuteboy, just an average man
No.70466
>>70465
you seem pretty cute though
No.70467
>>70461
I was alive the 1 person who messaged me knew that though. Or two
>>70462
I am extremely intoxicated after not drinking for several days after dealing with lots of personal issues I'll cry if I want
>>70464
Nothing harsh about it, different people like different things. just means your taste are shit is all
No.70469
>>70467
Just because i don't listen to one artist, doesn't mean i have shit taste.
No.70470
>>70467
personal issues I understand but crying over some dead celeb is abit much
No.70471
File: 1452499575351.jpg (25.87 KB, 327x373, 327:373, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.46.08….jpg)
>>70466
Thanks friend! I think so too
>>70467
Hi clown
No.70472
No.70474
>>70467
I don't have you added or I would have..
No.70476
File: 1452499679846.jpg (74.03 KB, 600x467, 600:467, 5e78dc0f80083f49dc43b33a00….jpg)
>>70470
It's more an excuse to cry and not blame it on myself I'm not crying yet, I don't even remember the last time I cried
>>70469
Top 5 bands right now/artist you have listen to the most as of recent
>>70474
Aw assume I'm dead then, or have me added. Though don't bother adding me if you plan on removing me again, no offense intended
No.70478
>>70471
can I ask you a weird question?
did you ever add me and around the time when my webm got put up on the threads and we got into a thing where I wanted you to dress up for me but you flipped out and just removed me?
>>70476
you don't need to blame anything on your self at all
No.70479
>>70476
1. Sabaton
2. Eluveitie
3. Gorillaz
4. Týr
5. Volbeat
>>70477
No.
No.70480
File: 1452499915148.jpg (26.57 KB, 337x312, 337:312, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.08.23….jpg)
>>70478
Doesn't sound like me, I'd have been up for it tbh
Besides I haven't added you
No.70481
>>70480
just wondering, your name seemed familiar is all and I'm trying to pin point it
No.70482
>>70476
I don't plan too. Its how I felt in the moment cause of issues. I'm just crazy.
No.70486
>>70479
Volbeat a not good in my opinion
Eluveite I don't like female singers
Gorillaz not top 5 worthy but godo
So overall you have medicore taste, but thats fine. You at least have goo dtaste in waifus/avatars.
>>70482
Do note I'll bully the fuck out of you if you do remove me, I was literally in oregon this week. Don't think I won't go there again
steamcommunity.com/id/alcoholicmajor/
>>70471
Hi dunsy, when you gonna wear a skirt for me?
No.70487
>>70486
you were here this week?
i thought you said you were coming in feb
No.70489
>>70486
I'll keep that in mind…. And you came but didn't even stop by!? So cruel
No.70492
File: 1452500501660.jpg (24.72 KB, 373x346, 373:346, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.47.01….jpg)
>>70486
Never because any pic like that wouldn't be spread around
No.70493
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>>70489
>>70487
I told you fucks I wasn't gonna visit you. I was super depressed so I moved my plane ticket date from feb to jan 5th or whenever. Was up there for 2 days. Cause I needed someone to comfort me
>>70492
Babe you know I've never showed a single picture you've shown me. Hell I'm not smart enough to save them even
No.70494
I wanna rape a mouth!
someone gimme a mouth
No.70497
>>70493
>I told you fucks I wasn't gonna visit you
well i mean you kind did….
No.70498
>>70493
Well you should have, we would have comforted the fuck outta you
No.70500
File: 1452500810181.png (18.57 KB, 563x566, 563:566, 0da5cd7e4d4d56944af7f38413….png)
>>70498
>>70497
I might still go up there feb when i get my tax money we will see. I'm going on a trip for sure not sure where yet. I won't visit you fucks if I'm depressed thats for sure. Gotta keep up the happy clown persona afterall
No.70501
File: 1452500829000.jpg (29.02 KB, 387x368, 387:368, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.42.06….jpg)
>>70493
I meant by myself, either
>>70495
Excellent picture
No.70503
>>70500
Why you gotta call us fucks and cancerous posters? Do you not like us?
No.70505
>>70503
Because I have my own issues is why, don't worry about it hun. I don't dislike mayaka I just find reading her post annoying, mine are just as cancerous though, but her meme game too strong for me.
I call everyone fucks, he/she/her/it/fucks/sluts/waifus/hun/dear all of these words mean nothing to me I just call people whatever I feel like at the time, none of them mean anything.
>>70501
Thats a disappointment, gonna have to clear cache 8ch is making me change my name each post cause fuck logic
No.70507
>>70505
yeah mayaka is annoying af
but shes chill some of the time irl
No.70509
No.70510
>>70505
Alright it just sounds harsh when you say it like that I won't take it personally. Glad you don't hate us though
No.70511
>>70507
>yeah mayaka is annoying af
This.
>>70508
No.
No.70512
File: 1452501330808.jpg (31.49 KB, 349x336, 349:336, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.21.28….jpg)
>>70503
Clown is tsundere as fuck
No.70513
>>70507
If we're being honest everytime I see you post that picture with the crocodile with cum on its face makes me want to vomit. Gfur threads have seeded my hatred
No.70515
>>70514
Those space marines are no match for the Kitty
No.70516
>>70510
Naw when mayaka is in skype or whatever she is mostly chill
Obviously I have no probelm with my first rape victim aka you.
Naw you suppose to be my bestie, you do some things I do some things that are both stupid but in the end it all good between us, still top tier friendo
Ui I have never even talked to
>>70506
Don't hug me slut, just cause you like one crazy ghost waifu doesn't mean we friends. Did you play dangan ronpa? Who is best girl
>>70512
Fuck you tsundere is literally the worst personality type
No.70517
please stop bullying me..
No.70518
No.70519
>>70514
No
>>70516
Unfortunately i haven't. I don't have a psp or something like that.
Also the girl to most left of this pic.
No.70520
>>70513
good because every time i see your guro pictures i want to vomit
im not actually a furry btw, hes the only character that i like
it also amuses me when people get triggered
No.70521
>>70515
Cats are OP
>>70519
Yes
No.70522
>>70516
Yayy! All is well! And no rape! I'm Noun's damn it!
>>70517
You've always been one of my favorites posters. I feel like you bring a much needed comedic relief. And that meme game is beautiful.
No.70523
>>70518
dude stop trolling me
No.70525
File: 1452501685811.jpg (26.57 KB, 337x312, 337:312, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.08.23….jpg)
>>70516
It was a joke retard
No.70526
No.70527
looks like the troll patrol is on full stroll tonight..
No.70528
>>70520
I'm sure I could look at the picture longer than you could sit through my guro. its not that bad just fuels an autistic rage inside of me
No.70531
>>70527
>ignores my love
Fine den
No.70533
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>>70518
People are whatever the fuck they want to be. No reason to judge them plus its just a pronoun it doesn't affect you then you shouldn't give a shit.
If people want to be fat they can be fat, I personally would kill myself before I was ever fat, but thats their decision same with anything else.
>>70519
Fuck you for liking crazy yandere waifus like me, she is best though
Two use a fucking emulator like I did
That mean you didn't even play corpse party? WHAT A FUCKING CASUAL SCUM
>>70513
>>70520
It's not furry its scaley!
Also yeah Mika is chill but I also think/thought their avatar was weird, but you gotta just roll with it. Person behind the mask isn't always bad unless they are an actual furry then they are a bad person who deserves to die
>>70522
>implying I care about you being nouns
ahahahahahahaa
Makes the rape more fun, see means it won't be safe for you to meet me, sound logic there.
>>70525
>retard triggered
I'll have you know I graduated on a C average in my ap class!
You are deredere for sure though
No.70534
>>70531
ty for ur continued support to the mayaka group a subsidary of the bilderberg group
No.70535
>>70532
No.
>>70533
I did have a psp emulator. There were just some
mechanics in dangan i couldn't get to work.
And i have played corpse party.
No.70537
File: 1452502101816.jpg (35.93 KB, 426x365, 426:365, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.34.15….jpg)
>>70536
Nope, you're adorable
No.70538
>>70536
>im not annoying!
>mfw
No.70539
hello guys
did the board change colors?
No.70541
File: 1452502170278.jpg (33.01 KB, 377x375, 377:375, ss (2015-12-17 at 07.50.45….jpg)
>>70539
Yes and it hurts my eyes! I had to change the theme in the options
Hi Bard!
No.70542
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>>70540
You fucking won't, also at the very least wait till I come up to oregon so I can watch
No.70543
>>70533
not really, you think I think I'm a spider?
>>70539
hi
No.70544
Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDDHaha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDDHaha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDD Haha hahaha top zozzy zozzles!!! :^) XDDp
No.70545
>>70543
I don't think your name means anything, I just read the I was, and associated that as your name anything longer I can't be bothered with
No.70547
>>70541
Must agree not a huge fan
but that is okay
How's your day coming then sweety?
>>70543
Hey mister spider how ya doing today?
No.70548
>>70533
Guess you're right, the kkk isn't all bad once you take off the ghost costumes. Mika is chill and pretty cool. I just have a hard time getting past the avatars that turn my insides at times. I'll just have mayaka there, no way that could go wrong and turn into a gangbang. But I also remember a time when you didn't want to harm me and Noun! Go back to that!
>>70534
Damn right, I'm a fuckin VIP. That bed better be made and ready for me next time I'm over.
>>70539
Heyy it did. You can change it in the themes though
>>70540
Do what?
No.70549
No.70550
File: 1452502330166.jpg (25.46 KB, 265x289, 265:289, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.31.31….jpg)
>>70547
I haven't been awake very long, some hours
I'm posting til I go to work in 3 hours, how's you?
No.70552
>>70545
wow lazy
>>70547
fairly o.k, I think I may have hurt my balls though, how're you doing?
No.70553
>>70550
Hope ya have a fantastic day!
Got off work a bit eaely and don't have to work for the next 2 days so I am very thankful
I'm a bit bummed out hearing the news about mr David Bowie though, I really really enjoyed his music.
>>70548
Thanks Lewdie I think I might just have to d that
Are you getting along allright today?
>>70552
That sounds excruciating t
the tiredness is starting to hit me but I might just set up my vape and enjoy some tunes and stay up all night
No.70555
>>70553
it just kinda feels weird but that sounds like a comfy time
No.70556
>>70554
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.70557
>>70555
I bought a stratocaster recently but I'm not as happy as I'd hoped it would make me
Any big plans for the week mr spider?
No.70558
>>70553
I'm doing good thanks asking! Hope you are too. But I've lost all hope of Noun waking up so I'm probably going to play dead space and then pass out
Still haven't put my mado folder on my phone
No.70559
No.70561
>>70557
that's a sexy guitar though, what's wrong with it?
big plans…. big plans….. my big plan is to make a big plan!
>>70559
night then
No.70562
>>70560
Why do your rick and Morty webms have no sound!?
No.70563
No.70565
>>70548
Naw too late, I don't want to harm noun, but you I can. Plus I already know the rules of engagement so its completely okay if you are raped
>>70552
You don't even know the half of it
No.70566
File: 1452502912119.jpg (34.02 KB, 337x401, 337:401, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.35.55….jpg)
>>70559
Night mika
>>70564
Post yours again
No.70567
>>70558
Hope your sweetheart wakes up soon sweetheart
It is getting rather late I suppose
You keep your folders on your phone?
>>70559
Sweet dreams Mika!
>>70561
It's pretty and cute and lays nice, but I am just so used to acoustic that electric is really weird. I don't really have an amp to compliment it that well but the playability is just so strange
That sounds like a pretty ambitious plan ahaha
What sort of drinks do you enjoy?
No.70568
>>70562
They do
did you hit the mute or something?
>>70564
Yes
No.70570
tfw ur gf brings home da brisk
No.70571
>>70565
tell me the half of it then
>>70567
do you have really good headphones you can plug into it though?
tea because I like to think of my self as a gentlemen type, when I'm far from it
No.70573
>>70571
unfortunate not to own any headphones!
Tea eh? What kind of tea you enjoy sir?
No.70575
>>70573
breakfast teas mostly but the main thing I take is yorkshire for reasons little then because it's what I'm used to
I do need to find a good source of nettles to make nettle tea with though
No.70576
File: 1452503312238.jpg (16.62 KB, 257x253, 257:253, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.12.33….jpg)
>>70569
You heard me
>>70568
I need a webm of Ayano crashing in shouting "TOSHINO KYOKOOOOOO"
No.70577
File: 1452503320822.jpg (919.97 KB, 905x1280, 181:256, f8190f5d7f54d7de9961659831….jpg)
>>70571
I'm so lazy that if I was a bottom slut I'd just lay there like a dead fish
No.70578
>>70575
Hmm what is nettle tea?
That sounds a bit bitter ahaha
No.70579
>>70574
Nope.
>>70576
I'm not doing it again.
No.70580
>>70565
Just
>>70567
He just did!! His internet is out though.. I keep my primary folders yessh
>>70568
I don't even see volume on the phone!
No.70581
>>70576
If I can find the scene
>>70579
Yes
>>70580
Well its got sound
No.70583
>>70577
that's awful
if you did that with me I'd have to batter you up and deep fry ya for my fish and chips!
>>70578
does america have nettles ?
it's a weed that stings you causing a rash over here, not nasty but pretty itchy
it does make a bitter somewhat green tea favor that I've grown to like
No.70584
File: 1452503547289.jpg (202.52 KB, 754x772, 377:386, 53800e1c7ce7b84141212f17f0….jpg)
>>70580
Just? That doesn't sound like a no so its okay!
Noun already said its okay if I raped you as confirmed on skype
[1:10:40 AM] Clown Piece: Can I rape Chijo if I go to oregon?
[1:11:45 PM] Noun-sama: Sure do whatever you want
No.70585
>>70583
Well good thing I'm not a bottom slut then, though I bet you are. But I'll give you something salty to add to your fish and chips since you seem to love that so much.
No.70586
>>70581
No.
>>70582
Noun, what happened to the theme on the board?
Also can you put dices in?
No.70587
can I still post here if I'm not lewd
No.70589
>>70585
you'd loose that bet and if you cum on my food I'm making you eat it
>>70587
yes
No.70590
>>70587
Does this look lewd to you?
No.70593
>>70590
spoiler that profane perversion cherub!
No.70594
>>70591
I'd ask noun about that instead of taking him at his word
No.70596
File: 1452503894130.jpg (109.26 KB, 900x598, 450:299, holo_the_wise_wolf_by_pixe….jpg)
>>70584
Nah he's not gonna do a damn thing with you tbh.
No.70597
File: 1452503897614.jpg (639.07 KB, 1057x1544, 1057:1544, 6735939616ff06af0ebfac8d0d….jpg)
>>70589
Sorry mate I don't eat much, so I hope you enjoy it. I wonder how long you'd choke on it while tied upside down
>>70591
So you wave the white flag? Good boy
You still didn't add me on steam you gay boy, if you don't do it now I won't ever do it. Since I gave myself a rule
No.70598
File: 1452503899664.jpg (32.57 KB, 390x368, 195:184, ss (2015-12-17 at 05.19.02….jpg)
No.70600
File: 1452503989280.jpg (21.07 KB, 218x319, 218:319, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.43.20….jpg)
>>70596
Hai noun, I made a music and it's garbage
No.70602
>>70589
okay
then hi
>>70590
doesn't that depend on what you're into
No.70603
>>70594
One I haven't talked to noun since dec 23rd so obviously he knows I'm kidding
Two my standards are too high to lewd most people
Three I tease literally everyone and anyone, he knows that
No.70605
>>70597
you could try at the very least, don't think you'd get very far though
>>70602
how're you?
No.70606
>>70605
>>70605
I don't know, you seem pretty gullible, I could probably easily set up a trap.
No.70607
File: 1452504215000.jpg (34.95 KB, 450x281, 450:281, Mmm-Jerkey-holo-the-wise-w….jpg)
>>70600
Come down to Florida, sneak into my neighbors home and reset his router cause my fucking Internet is down. Also show music when I come online! Oh yeah make a new thread too!
No.70608
well I like made a new thread but it's 404ing and shit.
No.70610
>>70607
It's not my job to make threads, someone else do it!
No.70612
File: 1452504325398.jpg (46.74 KB, 529x415, 529:415, ss (2015-12-17 at 06.23.56….jpg)
>>70604
Burt's my bestie now
No.70613
>>70606
better be a cute trap
No.70614
>>70594
Its all memes
>>70596
This. But why would you ever say that too him!?
>>70597
I'm on my phone I will when I get too the computer!!
No.70616
>>70615
>>70615
>>7061>>70615
>>70615
>>706155
>>70615
>>70615
>>70615>>70615
>>70615
>>70615>>70615
>>70615
>>70615>>70615
>>70615
>>70615>>70615
>>70615
>>70615>>70615
>>70615
>>70615
No.70618
>>70605
pretty alright, a bit sleepy
I was bored so I thought I'd check this place out
what about you?
>>70611
oh brrrd is here too
hi brrrd