No.70595
Use this thread when #197 reaches 300 but don't tell anybody :x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFLMjIIlOI4
Post last edited at
No.70927
>>70925
Okay I forgive you just don't do it again please…
>>70710
Thanks for saving me the spot
No.70928
File: 1452519453783.jpg (692.42 KB, 1300x1105, 20:17, 50bfcbd901b1f234745799aa65….jpg)
No.70929
>>70927
Im gonna do it if I wanna dork!
No.70930
File: 1452519588899.jpg (130.17 KB, 850x1121, 850:1121, sample-049d36d38c483cf63d1….jpg)
>>70928
Stop being lewd before I slap your tongue too!
No.70931
>Bit has a tongue slapping fetish
Noted.
No.70932
>>70929
Alright… if thats what you want
No.70933
>>70930
Mhmm that would just set off my pain fetish, I'd have to slap you back,
No.70934
>>70931
Shut up before I grab yours!
>>70932
Baka
>>70933
I forgot!!!!!!!
No.70935
File: 1452519931217.jpg (416.05 KB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, yande.re 262989 sample bre….jpg)
No.70938
>>70934
I am BB, Baka Burt…
No.70939
>>70938
Its ok to be a baka
No.70941
>>70939
I hope so I am very baka!
>>70940
You remind me of the babe
me too
No.70943
>>70942
Good morning. Where do you come from?
No.70944
>>70941
I always wanted to fuck David Bowie and now it is too late unless I do something incredibly illegal.
No.70945
>>70941
Everyone loves bakas
>>70942
Morning!
No.70946
>>70943
I come from a land down under.
Nowhere in particular really.
>>70945
Wow those eyebrows, what an adorable image.
No.70948
File: 1452520603870.jpg (543.46 KB, 1000x739, 1000:739, bed8023146f6b5527e61c67e94….jpg)
>>70937
Poor bb, x
>>70940
I haven't seen that film in such a long time
>>70942
Hello :3
>>70944
He is a sexy guy
No.70949
>>70944
You shouldn't of waited so long and made your move earlier
>>70945
loves to abuse them maybe…
No.70951
>>70946
Well welcome! We require one buttpic as the price of admission!
No.70952
>>70946
Yea I love thick eyebrowa
>>70947
I like you Kyoko!
>>70948
I wont fall for it again!
>>70949
Not true!
No.70953
>>70951
You don't want to see my butt, I'm a big muscly manly man who shoots guns and chops wood and lifts weights and drives a truck.
No.70954
File: 1452520974759.jpg (Spoiler Image, 842.62 KB, 1594x1968, 797:984, 6e470ee0bac9f09b752775a8f1….jpg)
>>70951
>
>>70952
Thats what you said the last two times :3
hehe
No.70955
>>70954
Trust me I will get someone to slap me before I try to slap you again!
No.70956
File: 1452521092922.jpg (307.22 KB, 1446x2046, 241:341, 3d5426f0e9678852ae16fafa37….jpg)
>>70953
I wouldn't mind having a look
Welcome to the board <3
No.70957
File: 1452521100249.jpg (Spoiler Image, 714.54 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 20160109_073354.jpg)
>>70952
Well you do at least!
>>70953
post guns
No.70958
>>70953
Even better.
>>70954
Cure butt!
No.70959
>>70957
Ok starting today I will treat all bakas with respect
No.70960
File: 1452521307864.jpg (Spoiler Image, 675.37 KB, 2048x1152, 16:9, 20160109_082723.jpg)
No.70961
File: 1452521330473.jpg (655.84 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>70957
:x
>>70958
Don't you mean cute?
Are you typing one handed again? :3
No.70962
File: 1452521396058.jpg (111.08 KB, 637x895, 637:895, 4eb71782b02ce69588b62b0ffb….jpg)
>>70960
Oh, dont want respect?
>>70961
Its why he got off steam tbh
No.70963
>>70960
Is that how you have sex with your guns?
>>70961
Yeah, that too!
>>70962
I was watching it's always sunny!!!
No.70965
>>70963
Mhmhmm sure
>>70964
Rape!
No.70966
>>70962
See how I can spot these things.
>>70963
dirty boy, I love it :3
>>70964
Back again bee?
No.70967
File: 1452521579747.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.17 MB, 636x360, 53:30, A Raifuru's Special Someo….webm)
>>70962
Why would you think that?!
>>70963
Nope
No.70968
>>70958
>>70956
Oh my.
>>70957
I will later if you want, they're all at home.
No.70970
>>70968
mhmm
>>70969
Good so what you up to?
No.70971
>>70968
I eagerly await I just hope I am awake!
This Garand is my newest toy!
No.70973
File: 1452521803319.jpg (458.73 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 15f326a5243a9cc8644596cadf….jpg)
>>70971
Are you going to show your war wound soldier?
>>70972
I'm sure you are with all that buzzing about, why not go for a rest?
No.70974
>>70968
Oh my~
>>70966
I know exactly what you love.
No.70975
>>70973
Maybe i should. Maybe not.
No.70976
>>70973
Its just a light case of Garand thumb its not that bad!
No.70977
File: 1452521976147.jpg (286.36 KB, 850x1075, 34:43, sample-b1968fb7cf4417763f0….jpg)
>>70966
Yes nice work indeed
>>70967
Just wondering and now I know
>>70969
Yes yes yes!
No.70978
No.70979
File: 1452522102744.jpg (274.72 KB, 1200x1705, 240:341, 5143bd4b6184ca0da1ade07515….jpg)
>>70968
We are a patient bunch C:
>>70974
I bet you have an idea
>>70975
Have you got any other plans?
>>70976
I'd kiss it better :3
>>70977
It just comes naturally bit, you should know by now :3
>>70978
he likes to show off his big guns
No.70980
>>70977
What exactly do you know now?
>>70978
>tfw waiting on ammo
I just want to ping already
>>70979
So nice of you!
I still have some other guns I need to rake pictures of
No.70981
>Horny and don't have a clue what the hell I feel like doing about it.
I just feel really lazy for some reason.
No.70982
File: 1452522349356.jpg (130.49 KB, 850x784, 425:392, 8938a42ea4d1fa25bddb589485….jpg)
>>70980
Looking at all these pics Burt, you typing one handed too? I think you mean take :3
>>70981
Personally I'd l;et the urge build, then do something about it nue, but then I can be lazy too.
No.70983
>>70979
Ofc you fugging lewd monster
>>70980
Stuff
>>70981
Burt can help you!
No.70984
>>70977
No rape!
>>70979
Buy food.
No.70985
>>70982
Well
It's really not so much a "what" I feel like doing but a "who" I guess.
>>70983
guns aren't my thing.
No.70986
>>70983
Don't be coy Bit you love it :3
>
>>70984
What are you going to buy?
No.70988
>>70982
I just make typos is all! I am using both hands to type!
>>70983
I mean I cant exactly refute that I mean unless you get more specific.
also dont solicit me!
No.70989
>>70981
Auto erotic asphyxiation baby. It's the way to go. Start with your hands, end with the belt.
No.70990
File: 1452522637783.png (468.35 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 8a898f7dbe282aaa14a7a893ae….png)
>>70985
Yeah, I know that feeling. Looks like you have a few decisions ahead of you nue, I hope you find what you are searching for.
>>70987
Oh? money to burn?
>>70988
Ok burt I believe you <3
No.70991
File: 1452522679700.jpg (424.55 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 6d0691497c7d7c20d2c644c0bc….jpg)
>>70989
I must say I love a good bit of choking..
No.70992
File: 1452522684237.jpg (580.05 KB, 620x876, 155:219, 0629d7bd643e00ea10b0713d78….jpg)
>>70984
You were raping me!
>>70985
Ah I see
>>70986
Hmph
>>70988
Sorry baka
No.70993
>>70990
Good <3
>>70992
You should be, bully!
No.70994
>friend making a big deal out of accidentally saying a tranny was 'hot'
>I fap to that shit like twice a week
No.70995
File: 1452522904972.jpg (262.64 KB, 596x800, 149:200, 2c8912bab5d3e75c77a9b0f3ec….jpg)
>>70992
Don't Hmph me, you know fine rightly you like the lewd,
No.70996
>>70989
but if I die who will take care of my dog?
>>70990
I don't mean love or anything
I just wanna get off with some help yknow?
No.70997
>>70991
Who doesn't? It really amplifies the orgasm.
>>70994
Ahaha what a weirdo. Tak faps to trannies tak faps to trannies tak faaaps to traaaniiiieeees!
>>70996
You won't die if you follow Noun's easy steps to auto erotic asphyxiation!
No.70998
>>70997
yeah I do
I beat my dick violently
fight me bitch
No.70999
File: 1452523180709.jpg (89.06 KB, 850x351, 850:351, sample-6ce2fa73303c9882529….jpg)
>>70993
B-Bully?!
>>70995
Hmph, you're not the boss of me baka!
No.71000
>>70999
Sorry dont hurt me!!
it just kinda slipped out!
No.71001
File: 1452523276082.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)
>>70996
I'm sure you could find someone to help you with that need
>>70997
So does being fully relaxed at point of climax
>>70999
I didn't say I was, but I could be… baka
No.71002
>>70997
I will if I get carried away and decide I want to.
>>71001
I'm shy as hell, it ain't hard to tell
I tip toe around it thinking people are frail
No.71003
File: 1452523388516.jpg (220.72 KB, 850x1013, 850:1013, sample-161fd227868fb3c88bb….jpg)
>>71000
Fine with those trips I forgive you
>>71001
Not gonna happen..big baka
No.71004
>>70998
I'll fight you and win little guy.
>>71001
And that is achieved with prostate stimulation, I suppose.
>>71002
Then it looks like I'll have to fly to the UK and do it for you ensuring your complete and total safety! Don't worry, I won't be too rough. Just rough enough.
No.71005
>>71000
kek , is that your excuse that you use a lot Burt?
>>71002
I'm socially awkward so I understand
>>71003
Uh huh..
>>71004
Could be either, vibe and onahole is a good combination for instance.
No.71006
>>71003
Really?
That was a close one, thought i went to far… scared me tbh
>>71005
What else would I use that excuse for?!
No.71007
>>71002
you need some tender loving
>>71004
we'd never know who would really win because I'd always let you.
No.71008
>>71005
>>71006
…Hope it doesn't happen again tbh
No.71009
>>70990
Yes. And i've got a list now.
>>70992
Sowwy~!
No.71011
>>71008
It was a foolish mistake
I wont do it again!
No.71012
>>71007
What I need is fucking.
Also maybe David Bowie, anybody got a time machine?
>>71005
Yeaaah but I'm sure that everyone you approach doesn't turn out hating you within a month.
>>71004
Honestly I'm not into choking.
I've been choked like 3 times twice by people trying to actually kill me.
No.71013
>>71009
You better be!
>>71011
With those dubs I hope not
No.71014
>>71006
Oh I could think of a few ways that excuse could come about.
>>71008
>>71009
Oh what's on your list?
>>71012
Well i'd be gentle.
No.71016
>>71013
>>71014
Some soda and other snacks.
No.71017
>>71014
Is there something on my face?
>>71016
baka bee
No.71018
>>71005
The onahole sounds interesting.
>>71007
But you'd know, and that's all that matters.
>>71012
Damn, what a shame. I guess I'd be the only one getting pleasure out of it then and that's no fun. Guess we'll just stick to vanilla sex then!
No.71019
>>71013
Believe Burt, Bit!
>>71014
Well I cant!
No.71020
>>71010
Hello?
>>71014
Gentle with what?
>>71015
Ok, I'd like a set meal for 3, no prawns in the rice please because you guys leave their shitsacks in
No.71021
>>71019
I believe im gonna fap real quick baibai
No.71022
>>71017
Why am i baka?
>>71020
Hi~!
No.71024
>>71016
Anything else to add to your list?
Or are you racking your brains for things to add?
>>71017
I'd imagine a smile.. because I'm nice that way
>>71018
Best purchase I've made in my toy collection, well along with the vibrator
>>71019
Of course Burt thats because you are p.ure.
>>71020
With whatever.. I'm generally gentle but I can be rough when I want to be, comes with the switch I suppose..
No.71025
>>71018
Vanilla? But my biggest fetish is frottage which really isn't vanilla at all.
>>71022
as far as I'm aware I should keep my distance from you right? ClownPiece gets especially territorial about me touching on his ground I think.
>>71024
I dunno, for some reason you struck me as somebody who wouldn't go in that direction with me. People being genuinely nice usually won't.
No.71027
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>>71021
I knew it was only a matter of time..
Have fun <3
No.71028
File: 1452524872192.png (654.17 KB, 756x1000, 189:250, 37233a7602737c1a3b4386e7e1….png)
>>71021
I knew it was only a matter of time..
Have fun <3
No.71029
My doctor prescribed me cough medince that contains opium
Should I just drink it all tonight and get the biggest high of my life?
No.71030
>>71025
>frottage
Excellent taste. That's a fetish of mine as well. Amongst many other things, of course.
Very well then, one heated frot session coming up! Oil or no oil?
>>71029
I wish I was u.
No.71031
>>71024
No not really.
>>71025
Clown is not around anymore….
*Sobs*
No.71032
>>71029
No but drink enough
No.71033
>>71031
You could just add him on steam.
No.71034
File: 1452525175586.jpg (480.79 KB, 1200x771, 400:257, 84018dfe2d88d67c92c5016853….jpg)
>>71025
It depends if I was with a partner I am genuinely nice, but It depends on what they want, I generally like to please, so I can switch either way being honest, but my partner would always come first over my own needs.
>>71029
Get it down you.
>>71031
~hugs~
No.71039
>>71037
Thank you.
>>71038
I just wanted to be his friend…
No.71040
>Plans are fragile things, and life often dashes expectations to the ground.
No.71041
>>71039
No problem <3
>>71040
That is true.
No.71042
Here in Death Wish Fuck Cult, we don't just view semen as the aftermath of copulation; with the extensive research from our SC♂ENT♂STS, we've repurposed semen as:
>Food
>Lube
>Biological weapon
>Motor fuel
Join us, the only cult that combines romance with violence! <3
No.71043
>>71040
Look who it is, the fated frenchman! How's my little book doing today?
No.71044
>>71030
Oil? two fat cocks? together? oil?
I prefer precum being the main form of lubrication
>>71034
It'd be no good with me then, my main priority is always making other people happy and it'll become a nebulous mess of trying to please each other while disregarding our own pleasure for the sake of each other; not realizing that the focus on each other is precisely denying the other full satisfaction.
:^)
No.71046
>>71025
No distance keeping please.
No.71047
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>>71044
possibly, but being out to please each other wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing either. There is a valid argument either way. But I'd always make sure in a relationship that me and my partner were fully satisfied in whatever endeavour. :^)
No.71048
>>71045
Good night burt. I'm gonna get off soon too. I'm feeling sleepy.
No.71049
File: 1452525859461.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)
Oh, and hi lewdies.
I love having ideas of disgusting advertisments for a band of a utterly heinous and adorably cute murderous sexfiends.
>>71044
I second this heated, sticky motion.
>>71045
Good call, be sure you lock that bedroom door.
No.71050
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>>71041
Hey grimmy birdy magi.
>>71043
I'm fine thanks what about you ? Did you find a stong bf to dom you ?
>>71045
sleep tite
No.71051
File: 1452525911876.png (1.95 MB, 1013x1433, 1013:1433, 4f1209c8147f5f32137161648b….png)
>>71045
nini burt <3
Sweet dreams
No.71053
>>71050
Hello frenchie <3 long time no see, how are you?
>>71049
Scanner <3
No.71054
>>71050
Oh you, I remember you.
In the /trash/ threads.
You started being a real jerk.
No.71055
i'm
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
No.71056
>>71050
Enough with that! Fucking baguette. What have you been up to lately?
No.71057
No.71059
>>71053
Magpie~
Let's show how slutting is REALLY DONE
No.71060
>>71057
shit
I need to go again
oops
>>71058
are we going to have a fucking problem?
No.71064
>>71062
FINE, I'll do it myself!
How are you, btw?
And I got £3 worth of gas, I can save it or use it as some luxury radiator warmth.
No.71065
>>71053
Fine how are YOU?!
>>71054
Awwww. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There are a few people like you and Hal who make me feel like that. It probably means that you're 10 times more submissive than I am, which is incredible.
>>71056
Working moving not sleeping. And you ? Did you find a strong wingman to cover your smooth little ass ?
No.71066
File: 1452526564539.jpg (251.09 KB, 850x828, 425:414, sample-317818c935ab48d4675….jpg)
>>71023
It was ok :^)
>>71027
Hmph ofc it was I didn't fap since yesterday!
No.71067
>>71065
There is a difference between devotion and submission and I fucked up giving absolutely the wrong kind of person the former.
I'm not going to make that mistake again and you treating me like garbage while I was at my lowest didn't help a thing.
>>71046
I dunno, I'm not in a good state and want to keep people at a distance right now anyway.
>>71047
sounds like a lot of effort and now I just feel like playing Dragon's Dogma.
No.71068
>Noun naps
WHat a fucking grandpa roflmao
No.71069
>>71065
Why the fuck aren't you working when did I tell you you can post
No.71071
>>71065
Oh you know, videogames, anime, shitposting and movies. I found a furfaggot that wants to be my wingman but that's about it.
Anyways, I'm going to go take a nap. Hope you stay well, frenchie.
>>71068
You're the real grandpa, bitch. I only nap on occasion.
>>71069
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No.71072
File: 1452526891741.jpg (117.37 KB, 404x384, 101:96, ^6CAD47BB39F65B9926BA538BB….jpg)
>>71068
Atleast he doesnt have winkles like you lol
No.71073
>>71067
>I know where that cap is from
>So lewd.
You're such a poor, cute thing though.
No.71074
>>71072
mother of god
how rude
No.71075
File: 1452526961080.png (51.57 KB, 193x197, 193:197, 74064937b94cc70c6364af33bd….png)
>>71067
I'm sorry.
>>71069
I'm sorry.
No.71076
>>71072
The fuck is a winkle.
>>71071
I don't even have kids faggot.
No.71077
>>71076
>The fuck is a winkle
It means you pee yourself or something?
No.71078
>>71075
Don't be sorry to him. And you're just as bad as hal with that sorry shit. You're just a sorry excuse for a man aren't you ? And why haven't you cut off your dick for me yet
No.71079
>>71077
>>71076
I heard there is antiwinkle cream you can buy in stores.
You think it is like… Gropypesticide?
No.71081
>>71075
I didn't fucking tell you that you can be sorry worm.
And I'm sure as fuck not going to accept it.
In fact I don't want anything to do with you, enjoy your snivelling existence.
:^)
>>71073
Gujira is p cool.
No.71082
File: 1452527428392.jpg (1.31 MB, 1067x1690, 1067:1690, 4c13d74a21a8955c2af9acde17….jpg)
>>71064
Not too bad scan, back and ribs still aching from my fall, but otherwise i'm in a level mood.
>>71065
I'm generally ok, just a bit sore, what about yourself?
>>71066
Hm, good boy :3
>>71067
some things or people are worth the effort, enjoy your game if you go <3
>>71078
I'm surprised you can keep up the act moe,
No.71083
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>>71078
Because I was hoping you would kick me repeatedly in the no-no parts until they're reduced to a bloody piece of flesh before I do it. I was hoping you would circumcise me without anesthetics before that too. And that you would force me to get the most disgusting and damaging cock piercings in existence even before that.
>>71071
sleep tite
>>71081
;_;
>>71082
>generally ok
This too. Trying to reach peace instead of pursuing happiness.
No.71084
>all this salt and there ain't even any pepper
Geeze.
>>71080
I'm going! I'm going!
No.71085
>>71082
G-Good boy?! Why did you call me that?!
No.71087
>>71080
Thanks for the advise Bit!
*beds early*
>>71081
I know, right?
Plus that one with the blonde qt at the karoke bar… hot. >:3
>>71082
That's cool, I'm getting less and less lazier every day.
Still fucking lazy though, haven't got around jobsearching yet.
>>71085
Time to doubledom Bit!
No.71088
>>71083
You're asking too much from me. I think all this time I spent with hal is making me act the way I used to with you so the best you'd get is me gagging you with a sock and stepping on your cock until it's hard then snapping it in half and leaving it like that forever. A worthless piece of shit like you doesn't need a dick anyway, and seeing as how you're a literal midget it's probably so small it can't satisfy anyone in the first place
No.71089
>>71087
That is illegal, stop right there scum!
No.71090
>>71089
I am already high on illegal substances, hence it is time to commit illegal actions…
… all over you
No.71091
>>71070
I'm just a little raw is all.
Somebody acted like they loved me when in truth they hated me, I fell for it and nobody who knew was nice enough to let me know until it was too late and now the trust issues I already had are compounded into me being constantly on edge and emotionally distant.
>>71082
You're really too nice to me.
>>71087
you mean the brunette that was drugged into enjoying it or is it one I don't remember?
No.71092
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>>71083
I want happiness, but I doubt I'll achieve that goal.
>>71084
Catch you later noun <3
>>71085
Why do you think?
>>71087
I know that feeling well scan, just try to keep a schedule
>>71088
~sigh~
>>71089
Aw don't worry Bit, I wouldn't hurt you too much, don't know about scan though.
>>71091
I try to be nice to everyone, though some people do grate with their attention seeking.
No.71094
Nobody rape Bit while I'm gone.
No.71095
>>71092
What do you want oh my god literally every time I talk to or say things about frenchie you say shit like that. What is it that you want, do you want me to be mean to you to or are you mad just stop fucking responding to my messages to frenchie when they're not directed to anyone but him jesus fuck
No.71096
>>71088
>the best you'd get is me gagging you with a sock
Stopped reading here, I can't waste the evening trying to repress the spontaneous orgasms you're giving me.
Please take care of Hal tho, he's a good boy. A better pet than I am for sure.
>>71092
Good luck ! B-but at least you know that artificial paradises chemical or digital are not the answer I guess.
>>71093
Lewd beast.
>>71094
You're the alpha male, noun, no one is going to steal your mate.
No.71097
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>>71091
Yep, that's the one.
Gotta love aheago and love shaped pupils~
>>71092
Trying~
Would love something to do whilst making money for it.
Maybe I should make an effort now.
>>71094
… what if he enjoys it?
No.71098
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>>71090
Never!!
>>71092
…im not sure
>>71094
Im safe!
No.71099
>>71096
Probably the lewdest!
No.71100
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>>71094
Nobody's raping nobody on my watch noun..
>>71095
You're still a shitty dom moe.. and it gets boring when you shit up the thread with this fucking drama bullshit..
No.71101
>>71091
That sounds dumb if you only act that you love. I don't wanna hate you.
No.71102
>>71096
No he's shit. I'm just trying just to get him to buy me rainbow seige then probably removing him. You're a much better pet even though you've been completely shit lately, but it's hard to be worse than hal. In fact I wish it were you this whole time but if you want to be like this I'm not going to stop you, you're the one missing out not me. Now finish reading what I posted, I didn't spend all that time on that for nothing. If not I guess I'll just have to put you back as just a doormat to wipe my shoes on after class or running. It's probably more than you deserve anyway
No.71103
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>>71098
Fine, I'll behave. What should I do then?
I need to do some crazy.
No.71104
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>>71097
Isn't there anything you can do online? surveys or something to make money? I know its not much.
>>71098
Does it make you uneasy?
No.71105
>>71101
He didn't tell me it was an act.
He told me he genuinely loved me and I fell for it and I loved him.
No.71106
I should be asleep but all of this drama has kept me awake. Will continue to lurk until it fizzles out.
>>71102
Hey man don't do that to Hal. Come on. He deserves better than being removed. He takes that shit to heart even if he doesn't like saying it.
>>71096
Because I am an alpha male. A strong and virile one, at that. You should take notes from me.
No.71107
>>71104
Probably, but now I'm back to applying to jobs.
Hoping to get a retail job, I actually love customers.
No.71108
>>71103
There is a helpless Bee right there!
>>71104
Hmm no just caught me off guard…
No.71109
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>>71108
But I don't wanna get stung.
No.71110
>>71100
Good thing I'm not trying to dom you.. I'm talking to frenchie and nobody else.. so why are you even paying attention to it.. go discuss your piercings and blood fetish with some other people.. please.. I'd really appreciate it.. if.. you.. did.. that..
>>71106
I told him what I'd do and if he want's to keep going then so be it
No.71111
>>71110
Whatever desu, why don't you go make a new thread for your bullshit? So i don't have to read it?
No.71112
>>71111
because.. I.. like.. this.. thread..
No.71113
>>71109
You just gotta handle him carefully
No.71114
>>71111
Magi no bully.
THAT's MY JOB!
Plus, you both look silly when you fight.
>>71113
What does… this 'carefully' mean?
No.71115
No.71117
>>71116
Oh, if that's the case… then what?
No.71119
>>71105
I feel really bad for you.
How can another person toy with your feelings like that. You poor person!
No.71120
>>71118
Actually, yes.
Bully them both, for using ellipsis.
Only subby pansies use '…'
No.71121
>>71117
Bring him closer to you..
No.71122
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>wake up and feel ill and throw up
>throat hurts so can't talk
>find out david bowie died
>find out my kitten died by car
I welcome death
No.71123
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>>71122
Hey tokai <3 did you get my steam message?
No.71124
>>71119
*paws and tries to grasp your hand pathetically*
>>71122
>Bowie died.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This world isn't worth saving no more.
Time to salt it.
No.71125
>>71122
A real shame… sorry to hear about your kitten.
No.71127
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>>71095
Holy shit you're so cute.
>>71099
Be careful.
>>71102
He is a good boy ! I'm the kind of person that deserves to be treated like shit, not him. I mean, indulging in his fetishes is fine but please don't cross his limit. Plus he's making progress slowly but surely.
>Now finish reading what I posted
Do you find it funny that I have to go to the restroom to wipe the precum off my pee pee so it doesn't stains my pants ? Fucking homo.
>>71106
Yes, the great Noun, with his legendary harem of hundreds of weeb and /v/irgin fuccbois. Genghis Khan would be afraid.
>>71111
You have a piercing and blood fetish ?!?! I wanna hear about that pls.
>>71122
His last song was fucking strange too.
No.71128
>>71124
*It gets grabbed*
What are you doing?
No.71129
>>71119
I'm so fucked right now I honestly can't tell if this is insincere.
No.71130
>>71122
It's been a sad day for many, but I'm sorry to hear about your kitten.
No.71131
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>>71127
I have 16 piercings and a blood fetish is just one of the fetishes I have.
No.71132
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>>71128
Bit told me to hold your hand, I forget why.
Something about 'handling carefully' and not getting stung.
>>71126
I know, right?
The risk and reward is immense but I don't want to leave bed.
No.71134
>>71132
I am a paragon of non-doing
sup scanner?
No.71135
>>71127
I'm pretty sure you're cuter. Anyway he's a disgusting piece of shit how likes it when I tell him to choke himself or whip himself or hit his balls until he can't breathe, how on earth is that progress? I think I already did cross his limit days ago
I do think it's hilarious that you're set off by that shit you disgusting pervert. It's so hilarious I'd just keep your small uncut cock in a cage while you're at work and cut off that useless foreskin and feed it to you when you came home. Your balls seem to be a distraction too so those will have to go also. I'll be sure to make a nice pasta dish with home made sauce with my cum in it and we can eat them together you gayboy
No.71138
>>71123
ill start up steam to see
>>71124
It was never savable
>>71125
>>71130
thank you
No.71139
Someone's mad they have a cute weiner.
No.71140
>>71139
>cute
*cut
I MEANT CUT
No.71143
No.71144
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>>71139
I want a cute weiner you wanker.
>>71141
>>71137
What's up?
No.71145
>>71127
I am, I make sure to leave my fucktoys not too broken for continual use.
>>71139
I feel too good to tease you for this~
No.71146
>>71137
SHUT UP!
I actually get quite nervous about doing things. >///<
>>71134
Cold, writing a cover letter for a job.
No.71147
>>71144
lots of sad feels today.
>>71146
I did that earlier, too.
what a coincidence
No.71148
>>71144
Nothing really, im pretty bored right now, how are you?
>>71146
I think you scared off the Bee!
No.71149
>>71148
…YEAH!
That's right!
I scared HIM off!
ALL HAIL SCANNER! Totally not awkward around people when it comes to actual intimacy or anything!
No.71150
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>>71149
Its ok! Just try again when he comes back! Next time tie him down!
No.71151
>>71136
Hey Hina/Mina/Parsee
No.71152
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>>71148
Want to play some video games?
>>71147
What happened?
No.71153
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>>71150
For the time being, what now?
No.71154
>>71151
Just call me Parsee or Paru since it's Parsee's phrase.
No.71155
>>71147
Hope you get that job or something. Being a neet sucks balls.
No.71156
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>>71152
What type of games would you like to play?
>>71153
Hmmm think about your next move!
No.71157
>>71156
Who is Bee anyway?
No.71158
>>71154
but I mostly knew you as Minamitsu.
No.71159
>>71157
A lost soul who needs to be punished
No.71160
>>71152
david bowie's dead
so is a kitten
>>71155
you too good sir
No.71161
>>71159
GLORIOUS!
I'll eagerly await for his return!
>>71160
Maybe then I can afford to put constant gas on to warm myself with.
No.71162
>>71131
>I have 16 piercings
Wow. Where ?
>>71133
Ô great Noun please forgive me.
>>71135
> when I tell him to choke himself or whip himself or hit his balls until he can't breathe, how on earth is that progress?
I wanna fap to your steam conversations tbh. I-If only you could order us to hurt each other… I think I shouldn't fantasize about this though, it's really sick.
>I do think it's hilarious that you're set off by that shit you disgusting pervert.
I can't help it. It feels so good.
>>71145
He who lives by the dick will die by the dick.
Or something.
>>71157
Moe's next victim ?
I must go bye bye /lewd/ don't forget to delete all vidya all anime, find jesus and become slutty boys and go live in a monastery forever;
No.71163
>>71162
I'm mostly just using him to get better at being as mean as I can so when you come on steam more I can make you feel better than I've ever made you felt. Shit, I even told you to try to hurt him I thought it'd be funny
No.71165
>>71162
WHY DOES MOE GET ALL THE VICTIMS?!
IT'S NO FAIR!
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BULLY MOE INSTEAD!
No.71166
>>71165
scanner you should've just said so
you can bully me
No.71167
>>71162
>monastery full of slutty boys
Becoming a monk never sounded as tempting as it sounds now.
Bye, though!
And to everyone else: Hi!
No.71168
>>71165
THAT WOULD BE SO EASY GO AFTER BEE!!
No.71169
>>71168
Who is Bee?
Who is anybody?
Who am I?
No.71171
>>71167
H-How long have you been here? Hello
>>71169
You are me and me is you
No.71172
>>71162
Snakebites, lip hoops, nipples, both lobes pierced and upper lobes, tragus, daith and helix, and a rook with a forward helix
No.71173
>>71167
>Study for a phd in doctor stuff
>4 years just so I can finger buttholes
>>71166
I never knew I could <3
*pinches your slutty cheeks*
>>71169
You're now part of the harem now.
Accept your fate!
>>71170
Yeah, nevermind, Bit and Tak just got my attention.
No.71174
Most of mine are bars not so many hoops.
No.71175
>>71169
you're an cute
>>71173
yeah, that's the stuff.
Rougher, though.
No.71176
>>71171
I've been here just long enough to see everything you didn't want me to see. Or I've just gotten home from work and had dinner and haven't really lurked a lot! Why, did I miss something fun?
>>71173
>phd in doctor stuff
Besides, there's a thriving business in unlicensed butthole fingering!
No.71178
>>71176
Hmm I dont think so, glad you're here!
No.71180
>>71177
fun times.
>>71175
Naaah son.
>>71173
I have not signed up to be part of a harem.
>>71171
Am I a persona?
No.71181
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>>71175
*gives your hair a tug* Like this?
>>71176
Wait, I can make money out of unlicensed butthole fingering?!
No.71182
>>71180
I am never wrong about these things
get over here and be adorable
No.71184
>>71180
Hmm maybe, who do you want to be?
No.71188
>>71176
Evening Skandi <3
>>71180
You are nue, :3
No.71362
Bit I need your folder on this waifu.