No.73134
Incoming Assassination of Jesse James webm.
No.73135
i have one eye slightly higher up than the other one.
No.73139
No.73140
>>73134
Alrights
>>73135
That's humans for ya
>>73137
That cute skirt. I need one
No.73141
>have to drive in the snow and its really getting bad.
I'm probably not going to make it, Tell my wife I love her very much..
No.73142
File: 1452634794577.jpg (101.98 KB, 900x1371, 300:457, 6a06f78480dd96eeaefc012542….jpg)
>>73135
Everyone does though, it helps us track things in 3d space. Thats why when someone loses an eye it messes their perception up.
No.73144
>>73140
is that a normal thing?
i though it might be cause i was a forecepts birth.
i'm not even sure if i was though.
>>73142
so a totally normal feature of people is eyes not sitting level?
huh
i thought i had fucked up face
No.73146
No.73147
File: 1452634937424.png (1.95 MB, 1013x1433, 1013:1433, 4f1209c8147f5f32137161648b….png)
>>73137
wew very cute <3
>>73144
So everyone has one eye slightly off, the same with ears, one higher than the other.. you certainly don't have a fucked up face.
>>73141
Burt <3
>>73136
Toodles <3
No.73148
>>73141
Don't die!! I don't know your wife so i can't help you there.
>>73144
Humans are asymmetrical, it's quite normal.
No.73149
No.73150
oh.
well that's good news.
No.73151
File: 1452634996062.png (187.79 KB, 791x722, 791:722, 1abf689ea73d658b7c6666b6a8….png)
>>73146
You married your rooster? Should of invited me to the wedding.
No.73152
>>73144
Uh, my eyes are perfectly simmetrical, and im an architect. I know this.
Im… sorry? I guess?
No.73153
>>73150
Yep. And usually only you can tell, cause you're the only one paying that much attention to your own body.
No.73154
>>73152
I'm sure if you looked hard enough you'd notice something.
No.73155
>>73152
ha, apparently that makes you the weirdo.
>>73153
neat
No.73156
>>73155
>apparently that makes you the weirdo.
kek
No.73157
Do you guys sometimes stare at your own pictures admiring yourself or am I just really weird
No.73158
>>73147
Magi!
>>73148
Oh well she doesn't exist
>>73151
No I didn't
No.73159
>>73157
no, i post them so others will admire me, then feed off the attention like some kind of advanced succubus
No.73160
>>73157
Sometimes I jerk off to myself in the mirror.
No.73161
>>73157
If I really like a picture i've taken i'll do that for a little while.
>>73158
Well i'll try to find her if you die
No.73162
>>73157
Yep. I like to remind myself how lucky I am to be a cutie.
No.73164
>>73157
Nope, dislike myself tbh fam
>>73158
Oh then should I set up your wedding then?
No.73165
whoah that was actually rly old.
No.73166
hello again and good morning ^^
No.73167
>>73160
Can I watch?
>>73163
Cute angle
No.73168
i'm gonna grill a cheese
tiddies
No.73169
File: 1452635352377.jpg (424.55 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 6d0691497c7d7c20d2c644c0bc….jpg)
>>73152
No you may think they are perfect, but they will be slightly off, even just your eyeballs will be slightly off.
>>73158
Hows you today?
No.73170
File: 1452635370135.jpg (Spoiler Image, 528.69 KB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20160112_134442.jpg)
No.73172
>>73154
I noticed other things, just not with eyes specifically
>>73155
wow I got owned
>>73157
Sometimes I measure my face with a ruler and check for symmetry and whatnot
No.73173
>>73157
I lived the scene from American Psycho once where there was a mirror in the room and it was all I could look at
No.73174
>>73161
Good luck i cant find her ;_;
>>73164
No thanks im not trying to marry my rooster.
>>73169
Super tired
No.73175
>>73166
Good morning Ema! How are you?
>>73164
>Nope, dislike myself tbh fam
>mfw
>>73167
Sure just don't record.
No.73176
File: 1452635579395.jpg (307.22 KB, 1446x2046, 241:341, 3d5426f0e9678852ae16fafa37….jpg)
>>73173
Funnily enough so have I L3
>>73174
Not sleep well burt?
>>73166
Hello Ema welcome to the board <3
No.73177
>>73166
Hey there, you new here?
No.73178
>>73166
Goodmorning Ema, don't think I know you though
>>73168
We were kids man! Buckle couldn't find his legs,all we wanted was a grilled cheese man.
>>73173
Haven't we all?
>>73175
rlly?
No.73179
Major reply…GO
>>73159
That works as well~
>>73160
hot
>>73161
but then hate it months later?
>>73162
oh ok
>>73163
lovely
>>73164
but you're such a good boy..
>>73170
cuteee
>>73172
oohh the scientific side I guess
>>73173
heh as long as its fun
No.73181
>>73176
No I got woken up early and now im just waiting on my brother
No.73182
File: 1452635776495.jpg (580.96 KB, 700x905, 140:181, 7d89443c6eda149be369d26678….jpg)
>>73174
Who do you want to marry? Dont tell me yourself ?
>>73175
No pls
>>73179
Baka im gonna have to cut that tongue
No.73183
File: 1452635917076.png (417.31 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 7d2c9d17512c9dfe5ec7c602df….png)
>>73181
Ugh that sucks
>>73182
Now now, don't be trying to bully tokai :3
No.73184
there would be no eulogies for mister bob.. fuc kit thats the movie pdx crew is watching this weekend
tfw u allow ur kitten to cum for the first time in like 2 months while u fuck her
literally a fucking waterfall explosion
>>73127
do u really think im the kinda person that just sits around and stays on the computer when she's visiting new and exotic places?
i havent even had like 12 hours of free time on the month ive been here in oregon
No.73185
>>73180
oh goodie then, I have it way too much.
how many pictures do you have?
>>73182
bleeeh
No.73186
>>73185
ive seen u so many times on webcam but for some reason u look kinda like elliot rodgers in that photo
No.73188
>>73186
He's my hero, I'm glad you see his grace in me
>>73187
ohh very pretty
No.73189
damn mika has a nice body
id tap that tbh
No.73190
>>73183
Hmph!
>>73185
*Slaps it*
No.73191
>>73168
Nuu!
>>73171
Aww I wish it was triples 6s
>>73175
I'm doing great, it's really chilly outside. How are you Noun-san?
>>73176
Th-thank you for the warm welcome <3
>>73177
Yes yes, i'm Ema!
>>73178
Its alright, i'm new. ClownPiece said I can come here. ^^
No.73192
>>73184
Good, I like that. Adventurous spirit. Bring alison too if you can.
>im starting another nofap month starting like 6 days ago
No.73193
effects are the best
>>73190
*leaves slime marks on your hand*
No.73194
>liking the way you look
>not wanting to kill yourself every time you see a reflection
No.73195
No.73196
>>73192
you just wanna have a 3some
i can see through your clever guise
mmmm
i mean
i can bring alison, she just needs to take some time off work
lets plan this mb?
No.73197
>>73187
I'd say so. Although there can only be ONE real Revy, and that's me baby. You wear it well.
>>73191
I'm doing okay. Hungover and got called into work. So, what board do you come from Ema? How did you find out about /lewd/?
No.73198
done for now unless anyone has any special requests~
No.73199
lol
it's The Room all over again
No.73200
No.73201
>>73196
I like alison, and im sure she would want to visit too. Hence im asking. I don't have 3some fetish besides that one time I did have it and thought about it and stuff.
I will have to take some time off too so lets seriously plan this thing out! Eventually that is. No hurry right now.
No.73202
File: 1452636565941.jpg (60.26 KB, 1024x706, 512:353, 8354922f9c3bcaaceeaa5d13fe….jpg)
>>73193
….*wipes it back on you* It must be cut off
No.73203
>>73187
Should wear that next time you hang out with us
>>73185
A lot. But only about a dozen are recent.
>>73191
Welcome! Any friend of Clown is a friend of mine.
>>73197
Best revy
No.73204
>>73202
awwh don't talk mean goody two shoes
>>73203
I'm reaching 400 soon I think, most recent..
you're doing better
No.73205
>>73198
write something cute on ur tummy for me
>>73201
idk if alison even has passport
hmm
EUROBOYS 2016?
No.73206
>>73187
Nice <3
>>73190
Aw i'm sorry Bit ~hugs~
>>73191
No worries <3
>>73193
heh
No.73207
>>73205
mabbe, mabbe
hope we will get to see the country too, not just stay in our room and do "stuff"
No.73209
File: 1452636995770.jpg (458.73 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 15f326a5243a9cc8644596cadf….jpg)
>>73202
No you aren't a bully, be a good boy :3
No.73210
oh look at the time goodnight lewdites~
No.73211
No.73212
>>73207
i literally just got done telling u how we're gonna explore the fuck out of france
also alison gets jealous p easily so we shouldnt do stuff infront of her tbh
No.73213
>>73210
Good night toodles.
No.73214
>>73208
no u
>>73210
Sleep well toodles, goodnight>>73210
No.73217
No.73218
>>73214
It ate my picture
>>73215
I also think amnation is getting worse. less hand drawn stuff I think is the reason. CGI in anime looks the worst
No.73219
File: 1452637297460.png (980.67 KB, 1024x1449, 1024:1449, ff34b87f1aea5ee194a200391a….png)
>>73216
:3 heh you are too easy to tease bit, but its fun <3
No.73220
No.73221
>Tfw back to ERPing in the /trash/ threads and sucking random cocks
>>73215
Nigga K1 was a baller.
No.73222
File: 1452637380591.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.23 MB, 1920x2560, 3:4, IMG_20160112_141954.jpg)
No.73223
mika you're really triggering my shota fetish
u gotta stop man
No.73224
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>>73221
Having fun nue?
Its good to see you in better spirits at least <3
No.73225
>>73219
Bully, bullies needs to be tongue slapped
No.73226
File: 1452637528031.jpg (1.6 MB, 2149x3035, 2149:3035, e92d9e0fc03d6286722f0831d9….jpg)
No.73227
>>73223
sorry
ur not gonna like
try to do anything to me when i come over right
not without asking first
No.73228
>>73225
You wouldn't want to slap mine though Bit..
No.73229
>>73227
im not a rapist fam
No.73230
>>73222
Think it was a meme bro nice either way
>>73227
>do anything to me when i come over right
>not without asking first
>d-don't rape me, i'm totally not into that
No.73232
File: 1452637643248.png (1.11 MB, 1093x480, 1093:480, what i watched expected go….png)
>>73218
It can look good. I really liked Knights of Sidonia.
>>73220
I made this a long ass time ago to fuck with /a/.
>>73222
He did it, the absolute mad man. Surprised you could write my name backwards.
No.73234
>>73232
Got me there, just when it's bad, it's really fucking bad.
No.73235
the cgi in knights of sidonia stopped me from being able to enjoy more than the first 10 minutes of that show
No.73236
>>73224
I dunno.
I got so used to doing it for people I cared about and liked and could talk to after that doing it for random people feels hollow.
No.73237
>>73197
those are all secret~ what are you drinking?
>>73203
I heard Clown isn't very well liked here anymore, do you know what happened?
>>73206
So what's there to do around here?
>>73235
cgi blows
No.73238
>>73230
i know the meme
im still gonna do anything noun asks~
>>73232
haha
that was attempt number 2, i messed up on the other cheek lmaoooooo
No.73239
I'm off to work, peace /lewd/.
>>73237
I'm probably the only one that dislikes Clown tbh.
>>73238
lmao'ing at you.
No.73240
File: 1452637980962.jpg (1.82 MB, 2136x3028, 534:757, 7118a1bb5b811e3bb31910ce02….jpg)
>>73236
I wasn't judging. ~hugs~
>>73237
Casual chat, fun and frolics and the odd lewd of course, you'll soon get to know how the board goes <3
>>73238
kek
>>73239
K noun catch you later no doubt <3
No.73242
Nyanpasu!!
>>73225
Hey thanks for the recs, Bit. Picked up Dagashi, Dimension W and Boku Dake. Maybe I'll binge Phantom World if it picks up later but that first episode didn't really hook me. Mistook Gate for "Divine Gate", which I dropped 3 minutes in because "WAAAHHH!!", but I'll check out the first season of Gate sometime anyway.
Boku Dake looks like it can go interesting places, same with Grimgar. Dimension W has a cool atmosphere. Dagashi has the most incredible girl I've ever seen in any anime ever and I'm in love. This season looks pretty alright.
No.73243
/lewd/, we've managed to avoid crashing!
>>73182
Who i want to marry is not myself and its a secret
>>73183
Its the worse cause I didn't know i was gonna have to drive in this dark snowy weather
No.73244
>>73240
I wasn't think you were, I'm judging myself.
No.73245
>>73237
Stupid stuff? As far as I know clown is alright here. If he didn't block me I'd talk to him…
>>73238
that's gr8 kiddo
>>73239
Byeee! Try to have an alright day at least! and get off early
>>73243
Yay Burt's alive!
B
No.73246
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>>73243
Well safe travels, and keep your fingers safe at all times :3
>>73244
I know, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. <3
No.73248
>>73246
I just got back though
>>73245
Its gonna take more then unfavorable road conditions to stop me
No.73249
>>73237
So is this your first visit I take it?
What brings you here? I hope that doesn't sound rude thats not the intention anyhow, I'm just a curious kitty
>>73245
Hows you today Chijo?
No.73250
attention pdx crew
we gonna hang out this weekend
should we pick every1 up on friday or saturday?
leave ur comments below and tell me if ur coming to this dope bomb ass house party… (parents arent home this weekend and i scored like a gram of weed i think from school.. we can all share it)
that means u mika and chijo
fucking literal fuckboys
No.73251
"The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:"
Going on for 10 minutes.
>>73239
aww have a wonderful day ^^
>>73240
i'm kinda nervous about getting lewd with other anons ^~^
>>73241
He's awesomes
>>73245
why would clowny-san block you?
No.73252
File: 1452638694471.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>73248
Oh well it looks like we have you for the rest of the night then? At least you didn't have any accidents, thats always a plus <3
>>73251
It may say lewd on the board, but it's really not the case here, its more a friendly board, for chatting etc. But if you are looking to lewd maybe someone will come along at some point <3
No.73253
>>73249
um i don't know, it's a secret
No.73254
>>73242
Hey no problem I glad you enjoyed them! :)
Yup this season is really nice
No.73255
>>73248
Unfavorable is putting it lightly.
>>73249
I'm pretty good I think, need to step away from the computer for a while in a few. The day is disappearing fast. How are you Koaku? Like being 28?
>>73250
Friday is good, so is saturday, if it changes i'll let you know but I should be good to go anytime. And it better not be oregano again…
>>73251
Personal drama related and not related to him. He must have just been sick of me.
No.73256
>>73246
I should be hard on myself, because people won't get hard for me.
No.73257
>>73255
I removed everyone
>>73253
Who the fuck are you and how do you know me?
No.73258
>>73257
Everyone but Vodka.
No.73259
>>73250
later afternoon friday is fine
No.73260
>>73252
An accident would of sucked it was all snowy and dark and cold this picture doesn't give the snow justice
No.73261
okay we'll pick you fuckboys up friday
ali got her car a few days ago so we may pick you up in that
or we may pick you up in ui's car if ali doesnt want to drive that much
hmm maybe we could all meet like at pioneer plaza or something?
it would be easier than driving to get everyone… its like a 4 hour process without ice roads lol
No.73262
>>73253
Thats ok, you don't have to spill your guts here. I was just being curious is all. Welcome and enjoy your stay anyhow.
Oh and 8ch is having server issues as per usual, hopefully it will sort itself out, but usually thats over a few days.
>>73255
Its just a number, I'm just the usual, helping people with their troubles and offering advice where its needed. while high on codiene and sleeping tabs.
You should add me on steam if you want, i'm not hard to find. Thats if you want, no pressure.>>73260
>>73256
Well it depends on what person you are talking to depends on if they get hard or not..
>>73257
Hello <3
>>73260
Well I'm glad you are a good driver, driving in those conditions must have been hairy
No.73263
>>73261
meeting downtown would be easier yes
and when you say plaza you mean square? or do you mean place?
No.73264
god I missed all the lewds of that cutes
morning everyone
No.73265
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>>73260
rip burt ????-2016
No.73266
>>73263
idk the place with the starbucks and it used to have mega-xmas tree
all of the 4 rail lines cross it
i think its pioneer place
No.73267
>>73257
No hard feelings tho, and i'm sorry how our last conversation ended.
>>73261
If one person went to pick up Mika and another one of you came to pick me up and met back at your house it would be smoother. I think so at least. Just want a ride so I can wear something cute and not freeze to death. But i'll try to meet you guys there if that's what we agree on.
>>73262
Sounds like a good time really. And alright i'll look for you.
No.73268
The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, 8chan might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:
God kill me…..
>>73252
ehhhh I wonder who I should lewd first.. im not very good and im not creative at all
>>73255
he seemed pretty steamed up… I'll stay on your good side
>>73257
I'm new~
>>73262
you're nice… i'm going to stick by you from now on
No.73269
>>73262
My house is on a backroad and you have to go down a hill and my driveway is right at the end and it was damn near impossible to stop so i had to go past my driveway and turn around then I had to go up a hill cause my house sits on a hill. My house is not an ideal location for driving in the snow.
No.73271
>>73263
Pioneer square is a real place tho
No.73273
>>73266
>>73271
thats pioneer square
pioneer place is the mall thats next to pioneer square
No.73274
>>73267
Only didn't remove vodka because me and him know shit about each other that we can't tell others, like how depressed I am 99% of the time
>>73268
I was clownpiece so once again who the fuck are you, can't just be throwing around names like that
No.73275
>>73268
It's not like I wanted that to happen..
>>73270
wonderful corn
>>73272
Rude.
>>73273
O-oh
No.73276
what's up with 8chan today?
No.73277
>>73274
Oooh
Now I remember this character.
Peterhausen was best girl.
No.73278
File: 1452639886300.jpg (49.46 KB, 1024x792, 128:99, 7ca5e628cc120cc20d14dbe876….jpg)
>>73274
Welcome back my love <3
>>73275
awwwww it's okay, time heals all
No.73280
File: 1452639942319.png (706.46 KB, 560x703, 560:703, b9d9b4a8fa69921994e48452d8….png)
>>73264
Spider always a pleasure <3
>>73267
k KoakuMAGI is the name not that hard to find.. I'll accept when you send the invite
>>73268
Don't worry I'm sure something, or someone will turn up.
Well I generally am nice, and always honest and genuine, I wouldn't be myself if I was anything but.
>>73269
Sqeeky bum time then :3
>>73270
You ok Spicy?
>>73276
Its eating posts, you just have to keep trying to post to get them to go through.
No.73281
>>73268
yeh its been happening for days.. get used to it pupper
>>73267
just wear something cute and meet us at the pioneer square we'll get there early or something
just get a ride to the Max and take the blue all the way down to the starbucks then run into the starbucks
ez pz?
>>73273
portland expert here…
>>73274
come on cp dont be like this… roll a cool fire.. be cool and do what u feel just dont get in trouble? k?
im still looking forward to that road trip man
No.73282
>>73278
I'm actually going to stab you, whoever you may be. I'm convinced I don't know you
No.73283
>>73280
hi there cute stuffs, how's it going, you feeling any better?
it's not been eating posts this badly
No.73284
>>73274
Well if you ever wanna talk for some reason you know where to find me
>>73279
It's okay Burt, i'd always forgive you.
>>73280
Already sent before I saw that post!
>>73281
finnnnnne
I'm off for a while /lewd/. Got to keep my life rolling even a little.
No.73285
>>73281
ive lived here for 18 years!
still dont know shit about anything outside of N, NE, and downtown
sounds like a plan, just let me know when i should meet you
No.73286
>>73284
wtf are u doing
>>73285
yeah ill keep u posted in the discord
No.73287
>>73280
I actually would like for you to teach me how to be a better person…
>>73281
First world problems are the worst..
>>73282
That's funny, you don't know anything about me but I know everything about you.
>>73284
Good luck, Chijo-senpaii
No.73288
>>73284
You should play ro2 with me so you can forgive me for team arty kills
No.73289
>>73288
"Most Dishonorable"?
No.73290
No.73291
I want to get more piercings but I like being employed.
No.73292
>>73283
Today has been the worst tbh, just have to keep trying.
I'm fine got my pain meds in me so im rather high, mellow/stoned feeling so no pain, though just necked my 2nd sleeper so i expect that to try to make me tired, though I like the feeling.
>>73284
Added <3
>>73287
Well add me on steam if you wish to chat :P
>>73284
Sweet dreams chijo <3
No.73293
What is a word made up of 4 letters, yet is made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and ever is written with 5
>>73287
I highly doubt you know a single thing about me, but that's fine. You can stalk me more if you want
No.73294
>>73291
please dont
i wont let you come visit me if you have any piercings
No.73295
>>73289
Artillery is does not care if you are a commie or a fascist and bots are retarded and run into it
No.73297
>>73291
Ouch
>>73292
I don't have a Steam. How much is it?
>>73293
I will~
No.73298
>>73292
would you like the feeling of me necking ya?
No.73300
>>73293
Just popping in to say that that pseudo-riddle doesn't really work. Or is that the point?
No.73301
>>73299
Oppress me MOM
I can dye my hair and get piercings and change my gender if I want, you don't control me!!
No.73302
>>73300
why dont you post here much anymore?
why doesn't miles?
dont let animus take us over..
No.73304
>>73293
I get it!
Is that not wrong? 'ever' has 4 letters
No.73305
>>73293
thats right! im surprised you can count the number of letters in words
No.73306
File: 1452640839269.jpg (49.46 KB, 1024x792, 128:99, 7ca5e628cc120cc20d14dbe876….jpg)
No.73307
>>73301
when i met you irl you were an upstanding, white, protestant, working-class man
now you have piercings and want to dye your hair
i will not stand for this
No.73308
>>73306
yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~
No.73309
>>73307
>upstanding
>protestant
>working class
No.73310
File: 1452640982548.png (352.42 KB, 763x856, 763:856, 7b63646b43b3127993d14394af….png)
>>73291
I have 16 piercings
>>73297
Its free of course, but you already should know that.
>>73300
Skandi <3
>>73301
If you are looking advice on piercings I could help
No.73311
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>>73308
my vegetable pizza burned
why live?
No.73312
>>73309
u may not have been protestant but u are working class and upstanding
No.73313
>>73311
because vegetables
if it was pepperoni it wouldn't have
No.73314
>>73310
I've actually never heard of it before.
No.73315
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>>73309
heh protestant.. not often you'd hear that..
>>73311
Aw, Sucks when that happens
No.73316
>>73313
i feel empty, alone, and afraid
No.73317
>>73302
I haven't been posting a lot these past few days 'cause I've been in a kinda shit mood for no apparent reason! But now I've got terrible cheap whisky! As for Miles, you should ask him, 'cause it feels kinda weird to talk about it behind his back.
>>73303
It was kinda you that made me want to post even before I was drunk, but don't tell anyone!
>>73310
Hi~, Magi! How're you doing?
No.73318
>>73316
let me fill you with my love then
No.73319
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>>73314
Are you telling fibs?
>>73317
Not bad woke up at 5pm, mad rush to the chemist for codeine and sleepers and alls well now.
What about yourself?
No.73320
>>73310
I know what I want, I just don't want to deal with the consequences.
>>73312
I'm white collar af fam, and a filthy degenerate
No.73321
>>73315
>this is how i feel
>>73318
okay :)
No.73322
>>73314
>>73310
You need to spend at least 5 americlap dollars worth of dosh to be able to message people with steam.
No.73323
>>73319
nope, i usually play console
No.73324
No.73325
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No.73326
>>73317
i dont have miles on any im program? link
>>73315
i hear the word protestant at least every day
>>73320
i mean yeah but i still consider white collar working class, im using the old definition i guess from the 1920s
and just cus u have a boner for traps and femboys doesnt mean ur a degenerate, you're very closed off about it and would never be a degenerate in public.
No.73327
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>>73317
Oh, I wont tell a soul
No.73329
>>73324
Love doesn't bring my pizza back!
No.73330
>>73329
we'll go get another one
a better pizza with pepperoni and no icky gay vegetables
No.73331
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>>73318
Spider, do you not use any avatars?
>>73320
What are you after?
>>73321
So are you going to reveal who you are?
>>73321
Why do you feel that way?
>>73322
Just spend £5 its not that much.
>>73323
Google steam, get the app.. spend $5 roughly and you'll be able to chat to people etc etc
>>73326
I don't and I am one :3
>>73329
Have you no other food?
No.73332
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>>73330
it was hand made with love and care
No.73333
>>73319
I got up a 06:45, was five minutes late for work, went home and did nothing for a few hours, and then remembered I had whisky. So the day's looking up!
>>73326
I don't think he'd appreciate me spreading his Steam ID! He's not big on talking to people, either.
>>73327
Much appreciated! Now let's hope nobody here can read spoilers!
No.73334
>>73331
Nope, I really AM new though
>>73331
Because my pizza…
>>73331
I spend all my money on art supplies again… like an idiot
>>73331
I do… b-but, i'm lazy and I don't want to cook
No.73335
>>73331
I do but I really don't wanna
>>73332
well then lets hand make another with lewdness and semen then
No.73337
>>73328
I want more Hotaru
No.73338
>>73335
semen is WAY too salty, wolfy
No.73339
>>73333
then pass on my message
No.73341
>>73338
have you tried mine?
No.73342
>>73338
>semen is WAY too salty, wolfy
No
Salt isn't semeny enough.
No.73343
>>73341
no, would you like me to?
>>73342
i don't know why i laughed so hard at this
No.73344
>>73338
mines more bitter than it is salty
ive been told some people have sweet cum and i wanna try it…
No.73345
>>73326
>>73339
O-oh, wait! I thought you were Dunsel when you asked why Miles hadn't been posting, sorry! That's what you get for using reaction images often used by other people!
>>73340
You can't even check my quads, apparently.
No.73346
No.73347
semen taste is dynamic and varies from person to person depending on diet and genetics
No.73348
>>73344
bitter cum? now i'm curious about the taste….
No.73349
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>>73333
Nice quads..
Nice so are you going to hang on the board or you going to game?
>>73334
Did you make it yourself? Shame you couldn't be here I used to be a chef, I can make most things from scratch
>>73334
An artist, are you still at school?
>>73334
Have you nothing that is easy to prepare?
>>73335
Aw, ok I can accept that, just sometimes its hard to see peoples post without a pic, though I'm managing ok.
>>73338
Depends on the person's diet, mine is actually sweet
>>73347
This is fact..
No.73351
>>73345
Checked, now time to make you some night breakfast
No.73352
>>73349
I could start posting my wolf spider pictures if you really need
No.73353
>>73349
I'm gonna faff about here for a good bit, probably! Seems like the kind of thing I'd do.
>>73350
In my defence, I've been drinking whisky and I'm used to wine!
>>73351
WORST MEME EVER
No.73354
>>73331
One or maybe two on the left edge of my left eyebrow, 4-5 rings on my ear starting at the lobe and going up to the helix. Undecided if I just want to do the left or both sides.
No.73355
Off to make another pizza! bye!
>>73346
i want a test taste first~
>>73349
Cooooool! Now I'm jealous, I just learn from YouTube videos
Being a chef is awesome ^^
>>73349
Oh… that's a secret~
>>73349
Yes, I do but it's all surgery and fattening and stuff.
>>73349
*blushes* d-don't say stuff like that…
No.73356
>>73352
I don't mind, I just wondered if you had a few avatars.
>>73353
Well its good to have you on the board tonight, though 8ch being a shit and eating posts
>>73354
Some of mine mind the potato quality lol
No.73357
>>73355
o.k I'll cum into my computer
open wide at your end!
>>73356
what else have you got pierced ?
No.73359
>>73353
ONLY FOR YOU
>>73355
baibai
No.73360
>>73354
im actually really disappointing
i put up with the tat, but this is too far
No.73361
>>73360
I started my tattoo when you were still listening to my chemical romance and shopping at hot topic kiddo.
No.73362
>>73356
I'm noticing the issues! But it doesn't annoy me too much, really.
>>73359
N0000000
No.73363
>>73361
i never liked MCR and never shop at hot topic….
isnt that what u were doing back then tbh
No.73364
>>73363
No that was 3 years earlier.
No.73365
>>73357
ok I have both nipples, tongue, snakebites, lip hoops, tragus, daith, rook, helix, forward helix, on both ears now and upper lobes on both ears done too and also a inner conch
>>73358
heh thanks
>>73362
its not too bad though it can grate the odd time
No.73366
>>73365
what about your dick?
No.73367
skynet eventually worked! there is no problem
No.73368
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>>73366
Never fancied it. I could get it done, I do like the pain. But its not that great and I wouldn't be able to use it for a good 6 months or more until it healed
>>73367
yes skynet works here sci :3
No.73369
if we're talking about tattoos the only thing i would maybe get is that branded mark from berserk on my shoulder or something because i'm a basic shit
also, hello /lewd/!
No.73370
>>73362
Ok we can hold it off for later
No.73371
>>73368
do it and then I can fill the void of you not being able to use yours by fucking you with mine!
>>73369
hey there
No.73372
>>73368
i like to use the rundown feature to quantify the quality of thread.
No.73373
>>73364
back then i was listening to neutral milk hotel and andrew jackson jihad while u were listening to mcr
fag much?
No.73374
>>73369
Daisies <3 hello qt
No.73375
>>73369
H-hi.
Branding sounds VERY painful
No.73376
>>73369
Something like this covering my back
No.73377
>>73373
In 2005? You were like 3.
No.73378
>>73375
nice idea! I should brand daises!
No.73381
>>73370
We can hold it off until I'm dead and in the ground, and then you can tip your "night breakfast" into my open grave.
No.73384
>>73371
hello you lewd bugger!
>>73373
more like hipster much!
>>73374
hello you (second) lewd brit!
>>73375
not actual branding, silly! a tattoo of this, i mean! and just sort of penciled
>>73378
terrible lewd spider!