No.74084
Making a new thread and then going to make breakfast at 3 pm edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE
No.74087
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>>74085
To muuch!
>>74084
Make me some too!
No.74088
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No.74089
>>74083
I had to play the game…
also how is my new character?
No.74090
think I'll sleep
good night cute and cuters
No.74091
File: 1452693028255.jpg (579.03 KB, 1000x832, 125:104, 4e7cdccdd736708db6cd1ce832….jpg)
>>74089
I like short hair on my grills so 10/10
>>74090
Night, sleep well!
No.74093
File: 1452693820086.png (187.79 KB, 791x722, 791:722, 1abf689ea73d658b7c6666b6a8….png)
>>74092
Gotta clean this keyboard be back fam
No.74094
No.74095
>>74093
>tfw you make bit cum so hard its all over his keyboard
This is why you lick it up
No.74097
>>74095
>>74096
i didn't cum on my keyboard damn it!!!
ok bai
No.74098
>>74097
You never were good at admitting things out in public hun
>>74096
Just telling it like it is, he wakes up with morning wood most the time so I have to help him with it.
No.74099
>>74097
Good, you dont want a sticky keyboard
>>74098
Morning wood is a common thing
No.74100
>>74098
>Using touch keyboard
Also lies
>>74099
what u whisper to him?
No.74101
No.74102
>>74087
It was grilled cheese with minced liver! And it was great and I forgot to leave any for you!
No.74103
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No.74104
>>74103
If you're into emetophilia, I could give you some of it anyway.
No.74105
>>74104
>emetophilia
….Skandi no…please.
No.74106
>>74105
Are you scared you'll get too turned on if I vomit into your mouth?
No.74107
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>>74106
Nooooo Skandi please! im gonna slap you!
No.74108
>>74107
All I ask is that you slap me harder this time.
No.74109
>>74108
Im gonna leave a mark this time!
No.74110
>>74109
Chunky vomit running down your face, with recognizable pieces of bell pepper and half-digested liver, some of it getting into your mouth as you shout for me to stop.
No.74111
>>74110
Stoooooooop!!!!! Im not hitting you ever again!!
No.74112
>>74111
Sorry, Bit, I'll stop bullying! I'm not even into that kind of stuff.
No.74113
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No.74114
>>74113
So since emetophilia doesn't work for you, it'll have to be scat.
No.74116
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No.74117
>>74116
You're so negative!
No.74118
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74116
>Not being into scat
all this no taste.
No.74119
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No.74120
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>>74117
Youre distracting me! Let me put mynkeyboard back together brb
>>74118
S-Shut up broken weewee
>>74119
..
No.74121
>>74120
I'm still fully functioning.
Just it stings a little and it could get worse.
No.74122
File: 1452698442001.png (918.69 KB, 798x1092, 19:26, d7f86340221494bb336b8319ef….png)
No.74123
>>74120
You have a monkeyboard!?
No.74124
>>74123
I'm gonna make you my little fuckmonkey.
No.74125
>>74124
he needs to get in line.
No.74126
>>74124
Im gonna make you a tomato
No.74127
>>74125
Show me your butt on steam.
No.74129
>>74124
"Fuckmonkey" is a pretty silly word. Good morning, Kyon!
No.74130
>>74126
I already am a tomato! What's up Burty?
>>74128
boring
>>74129
Morning sexy. Plan to drink today?
No.74132
damn I got a mini hangover
No.74133
>>74130
>Morning sexy
Stop that! And I was originally not going to drink, but then I found out I don't have work tomorrow, so probably! Why, are you gonna drink?
No.74135
>tfw they give you the good shit to get over your pain and now you everything is all blurry and happy
idk wtf they gave me buy i feel great whats up every1
No.74136
Today I became a member of a party and then I ate soup.
what do you do?
No.74137
>>74136
I will watch anime, drink alcohol, looking for a good racing game to play since I beat the last game I was working on.
No.74138
>>74130
*squish*
Making videos of me being a real hero in MGO
Gonna make a sweet 420 montage with some dubsteb you know
No.74139
>>74137
Lovely day it seems!
what animu?
No.74140
>>74131
They took away my tooth, and my vodka. But more imporantly they took away my vodka!
>>74133
Can't drink for at least 2 weeks, but thanks for the offer, sexy.
>>74138
Is that game still active? I want to try the online.
No.74141
>>74139
Giant Gorg is what he should be watching
No.74142
>>74139
One of these, which do you think I should watch, while I drink the day away?
Some of these I might have seen and just not deleted yet
No.74144
>>74140
A fate worse than death?! That'll be a pretty boring couple of weeks!
No.74145
>>74142
deadman wonderland or black lagoon
No.74146
>>74142
Tatami Galaxy is my favorite thing on that list if you haven't seen any of it
No.74147
>>74140
Beta just opened for the pc version!
Come join me wait to see my skill in the webms ill make
No.74149
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>>74148
Are you gonna watch it with me? Also I've seen like half the show twice, I just never get around to finishing it each time.
>>74145
Black Lagoon soonTM
>>74146
Probably will watch this, it seems like a silly enough show that I'll laugh my depression away while drunk.
No.74150
>>74141
ooh scifi is lovely
>>74142
Ohhh those are so great, also reminded my I never finished ergo proxy and should still do so
No.74151
>>74144
At least I have you, Skandi-kun~
>>74143
Let's get high off of each other.
>>74147
Hasn't this game been out for a while, and costs the price of a full game?
No.74152
>>74149
I've done the same with watching it half way twice.
W-what do you mean watch it with you?
No.74153
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74149
Tatami Galaxy is as interesting as it is fun, Yuasa makes some really cool shit. Check this out sometime when you have a half hour to kill, it's a short by him.
>>74150
Giant Gorg is really fast paced and super comfy.
No.74154
Daily reminder I'm actually a fucking psychic and called things from day 1.
>>74152
Nothing don't worry about it
No.74155
>>74151
Yes but MGO was delayed and well MGSV is a full game unless you mean the ending then yes but if you mean GZ wrong MGSV
No.74157
>>74156
Secret stuff between secret people. I can tell your fortune too if you want.
No.74158
>>74151
That's an interesting use of "have". But I'll be here, at least! So is the vodka stop related to the tooth thing?
No.74159
>>74157
omigod please
please do it
No.74160
another winter another bout of tonsillitis…
No.74161
>>74159
A period of dramatic change and upheaval, however this period of change will herald a new beginning. It is time to re-evaluate - sometimes, as difficult as the disappointment has been to take, change can create new possibilities you never dreamed of.
No.74162
No.74163
>>74161
you're freaking me the fuck out
how could you possibly have known
No.74164
>>74163
Cause I'm a psychic, that's how superhumans like me function.
No.74167
>>74165
I actually use to host all the analyze a person based on their waifu threads on /a/. It's a fun thing to do.
I don't think anyone ever said I was wrong
No.74168
>>74167
Is that you just did?
No.74169
>>74168
No a fortune telling is different than me analyzing people. Analyzing is more telling a persons personality traits and characteristics, how they think and act based all off of one image that is who their waifu.
No.74170
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No.74171
>>74169
You were almost spot-on, though.
You're good.
No.74172
>>74153
Ill see to it!
>>74160
I googled that and gagged
No.74174
>cloak and dagger
>MGR Armstrong playing
this music does not fit this mode at all
No.74175
File: 1452705636927.png (698.32 KB, 735x1000, 147:200, 8656e13f81241bdb8a76bb65c7….png)
My beer is finally finished that I started brewing! Time to see if I can add brewer to the list of many talents or if I failed horribly and it taste like shit.
No.74176
THEY CHANGED THE COLORS!
THIS RUSTLES MY AUTS!
Btw, drinking now, let's go.
No.74177
>>74176
Scanner with images like that it's like you want me to fap.
You should dump your folder of her or at least her lewds/semi lewds like that
No.74178
No.74179
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>>74175
Doesn't matter if it is shit, so long it gets one drunk.
>>74177
Yakui the drug maid, dunno how to dump folders.
Have some lewd. I'm getting new images like right now.
No.74180
Hooray for shitty workday and day in general.
No.74181
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>>74180
Don't worry, getting drunk. More talky talky.
No.74182
Everyone report to the dance floor!
No.74183
>>74182
Time to walk the dinosaur?
No.74184
No.74185
tfw you'll never be handed a good paying job like in the animes
No.74188
someone cooked seafood in a microwave at work and it's making me wanna barf
No.74189
>>74181
Wish I could too, but I have to work.
No.74191
>>74190
Is it time to sleep?
No.74192
No.74193
No.74194
This failed so horribly.
I'll let myself out.
No.74195
I'm gonna head back into the fray now, wish me luck.
No.74197
>>74182
Fire in the taco bell!
>>74189
Just turn up drunk, is what I'd do… WHEN I HAD A JOB ;-;
No.74198
No.74199
>>74198
morning mika
>>74196
it LOOKS good.
How's it taste?
No.74200
Tatami galaxy is annoying me, cause I hate the repeating time gimmick so much.
>>74199
Like a cheap beer, not too bad but not too great either. I'm gonna let the rest of them sit for another week to see if that changes them. I'd say its better than a budweiser but not to the quality of my drinks of choice.
No.74201
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Think I should treat myself with some heating?
Or wait till the alcohol kicks in?
>>74198
MORNING
No.74202
>>74200
That's why I love Tatami!
I love how shit repeats itself!
No.74203
>>74200
better go buy something, then?
>>74201
wait for the firewater to warm your soul
No.74204
>>74202
If I wanted to watch endless 8 again I'd just do that. It's a silly thing
The only time the repeating time gimmick was ever good is Kurozuka because it does it differently.
No.74205
>>74203
Yeah, I can save the gas money for a hot bath.
>>74204
I'm a sucker for time loops and time fuckery. Probably reason why I love Primer and (MAJOR SPOILER FOR VIDYAGAME) Virtues Last Reward What is endless 8?
No.74206
>>74205
Endless 8 is the name of the first 8 episodes in haruhi season 2. It's considered one of the worst things to happen to anime since it took up 8 fucking episodes where they do the exact same thing just minorly different.
No.74207
>>74205
if you like time fuckery there's a movie you should watch
it's called +1
No.74208
6 days left for Blade & Soul
No.74209
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Watch me be good at a game please!
Kyoko was impressed so you know its good!
It was just uploaded so 720p takes a bit so all it has is 360p now
No.74210
>>74207
Watched the trailer, now I'm really REALLY interested.
You should watch Primer, if you want a chill film.
>>74206
Oh, I heard about that!
Do people die?
No.74211
>>74210
No its haruhi of course no one dies
You should really watch Kurozuka though scanner, its my favorite anime of all time and I think you'd be able to appreciate it.
No.74212
>>74210
already seen it
great taste mate
No.74213
>>74211
Shit looks too brutal for me, but I'll give it a watch.
>>74212
My taste is good, but is dead.
Thank god I got you lot to recommend me stuff. I'll leave a sticky note to myself, I'll need something to watch, monged out and hungover.
No.74214
Btw, did anyone ever play Everblue?
No.74215
>>74214
that game was so fucking weird
would play it again/10
No.74216
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>>74215
All those crabs and deep sea horrors scared the SHIT out of me as a kid. ;w;
I forget we have similar tastes in media.
No.74217
>>74214
I played Endless Ocean on wii, which was a follow on from that.
No.74218
>>74216
deep down, we're kindred spirits, you and I.
No.74219
>>74217
Did it draw you in?
It wasn't an exciting game, but it sorta like… it got your attention. To me it was an unwinding, chill experience of 52 card pick up. But the cards are treasure and you're underwater.
Probably the reason why I like Viscera Clean Up detail at times.
>>74218
That fucking race part was pointless though.
Oh, and how was your day?
Just on a nostalgia trip for the moment.
No.74220
>>74219
we gave it to our irish friend to play and watched him cause he was hysterically funny when he played it tbh, lol :3
No.74221
when im not being good at MGO
I sometimes be a weeb and cut down soldiers with a katana
true fact
No.74222
>>74219
I found an old wallet with money in it so I'm going to go abuse cold medicine later
what's up with you dude?
No.74223
>>74222
Isn't that stealing
No.74224
>>74222
Drinkan and looking through old games I used to play.
Fun times… why cold medicine, doesn't that give people nightmares?
>>74220
Irish cuteboi ocean stream when?
No.74226
>>74222
how does it feel like a bad person who gets teenager high?
No.74227
>>74223
>>74226
It belonged to me.
>>74224
everything else it too far.
>>74225
gobbledygook
No.74228
>>74226
Lolwhut?
>>74225
Hey Dotter. Take a seat… ON MY LAP!
>>74227
What?
No.74229
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>>74227
That good, huh?
>>74228
Ok, but only if you're fully clothed.
No.74230
>>74228
everything else is too far away.
No.74231
people who do DXM are the only drug users who i fully accept and support them getting jailed for their use
No.74232
>>74229
OF course I'm fully clothed! IS fucking cold here!
Not sure if my zipper is done up though.
>>74230
Like… alcohol shops?
No.74234
Send all drug users to work camps imo
No.74235
>>74233
DXM is the Degenerate drug.. thats what the D stands for
No.74236
>>74234
I second this, maybe then I'd get swole and get work experience.
No.74237
>>74232
yes
>>74235
I can not take you seriously anymore
No.74238
>>74237
Why would you ever rofllllll
No.74239
>>74237
did u ever take me seriously…? big mistake bucking bronco..
No.74240
>>74238
>>74239
she has become an living meme
No.74241
>>74237
Pansy, make the trek! Make your money worth it!
No.74242
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No.74244
Steam tell your download servers to stop fucking up
No.74245
>>74240
I look down on people who use substance
That being said, I'm hype to get wasted this weekend
No.74246
>>74245
you can't die happy if you don't act like a fucking idiot enough
No.74247
>>74245
>i look down on people who use substances
>uses the most toxic, dangerous substance known to western civilisation
Things that make you go, hmmmm.
No.74248
>>74242
*zips up my penis*
>>74243
At least get some Kia soda and make some purple drank.
No.74249
>>74248
I don't take the liquid form.
That's awful.
No.74250
Nah, I'm turning the gas on, fuck firewater
No.74251
OWIE MOMMY FUCK OUCH OW MOMMY HELP
No.74252
yeah i like getting drunk and drinking alcohol.. so what? its normal and perfectly legal.. nothing wrong with it… now if you smoked weed? ooo boy.. you're a degenerate.. you know weed is BAD for you right?
>>74251
WHAT
No.74253
No.74254
>>74252
Idk the painkillers wore off and now my throat feels like its on fire and my bitch mom hid them from me ;_;
No.74256
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Should I make a Steam stream of Organ Trail right now?
No.74257
>>74256
Yes, I'll add you and then you do that
No.74258
Why does nobody ever talk about Plo Koon?
No.74259
>>74247
I've only drank 4 times and been under the influence once
Never actually been drunk
No.74260
>>74258
Kel Dors are my favorite race in star wars, it's what I played in the table top game. He does lots of cool shit but no one cares cause he isn't MC
No.74262
STREAM IS UP, just ask for my invite.
Look for scanner.
I think my id is captaincress.
3 cans in already.
No.74263
>>74255
I'll start a few fires
No.74264
>>74261
Yush, campfires are so lovely
No.74265
>>74084
>tfw no konota to ravage
No.74266
>>74259
you're getting drunk this weekend btw
No.74267
>>74259
im just saying, alcohol is by FAR the worst and most horrible substance out there
so when you look down upon people who smoke weed… its just dumb. it's hypocritical and if you have a personal reason for disliking it, thats fine, i understand that, i used to fucking HATE stoners because of my family and i swore i would never touch weed.. but if its just like cause of brainwashing they do in school then i dont get it
No.74268
Who the fuck counts life gems as a worse feature than Soul Memory?
No.74269
>>74264
Pretty cozy in the cold. Or even a fireplace
No.74270
>>74268
I want to watch this anime
name?
No.74271
>There are people who aren't listening to drunk scanner ramble with his super british accent.
It's like you hate fun
No.74272
>>74270
Danshi Kokousei No Nichijou?
No.74273
>>74272
oh shit….
I watched like 3 episodes of that and dropped it why??????
No.74274
>>74269
Fireplaces are indeed the best, for now I sleep pretty much on a heater though so its fine.
No.74275
>>74273
idk its one of my favorite animes ever
No.74276
>>74270
You want to watch this one?
No.74277
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No.74278
No.74279
>>74267
I was including alcohol when I said that
No.74280
>>74278
It's called Boku no Pico
No.74281
>>74279
oh… then its fine
why dont u wanna smoke the ganj then?
No.74282
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74280
Hilarious.
here you go.
it's on youtube.
and there is a secret easter egg about a little less than halfway through.
No.74283
>>74274
Definitely. That sounds nice, sometimes I wish my bed was in front of the fireplace cause its so nice.
No.74284
>>74283
Maybe put the mattress there and try?
No.74286
>>74282
Yeah. The second season is called Tokyo Ghoul.
Apparently Youtube if very lenient with animated homosexual pedophilia.
No.74287
>>74281
Because I don't want to put things in my lungs is the only semi logical reason that puts it apart from alcohol
No.74288
>>74287
I smoke alcohol on tinfoil with baking sodA
No.74289
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No.74290
>>74284
That would take effort and I'd have to answer a lot of why's
No.74291
Scanner is not very good at video games
No.74292
I only smoke the finest Cuban cigars and drink French champagne that was made before I was born.
No.74293
Ok, not doing a run on suicidal, anyone wanna join in of the stream? Chat is up too, so you can shitpost there.
No.74294
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>>74290
Just do it!
Prove your attitude and coolness!
No.74296
>>74294
But I never wanted to prove anything
No.74297
Another day, another whiskey offered to me by my boss
Hi!
No.74299
No.74300
>>74292
I can understand cigars, cigars are like… they get better with more smoking.
But wine… fuck it, alcohol is down to preference.
No.74301
>>74297
Boss wants your ass.
No.74302
No.74303
>>74297
Incoming sexual harassment lawsuit.
No.74304
>>74296
You can prove how cute you are!
No.74305
>>74298
I'd probably barley get the bed through the door before someone was like No Chijo
No.74306
>>74304
That's a known fact!
No.74307
>>74299
>>74301
>>74303
holy shit dude
im so bad at social cues
No.74308
Joking aside, whiskeys are usually offered by bosses in few situations.
>I got through a rough day, fuck it, come drink with me.
>This night went on too long, let's all have shots
>I want your ass
>I want your attention, then your ass
>I did all the coke
>I'm drunk, and feel like harrassing you in front of my wife because I like your jewfro
>You did all the coke, and helping me lock up, you need to calm down nigga
>I want your ass
No.74309
And the best situation
>I've got this expensive whiskey which I'm gonna triple charge customers with
No.74311
Worst situation
>My business if falling apart, everyone have free drinks with me.
No.74312
>>74305
Then either say a cute awh dont worry darling or do a comic sneak past people with that bond theme
No.74313
>>74307
>boss offers the new girl hard alcohol for no reason in particular on multiple different days
I'm aspie as fuck and even I know what that means.
No.74314
hey toodles.. this is mayaka
book that trip asap… need to come over soon.. also like… get me uh… a gun or a knife if u cant
also whats ur boss's name? just curious.. no reason :)
No.74315
does your boss not give you alcohol after a job well done?
is this not common practice?
No.74316
No.74317
>>74312
This isn't one of your Japanese cartoons! This is wheel life!
No.74318
>>74315
idk about france but here that would be highly inappropriate. every once in a while all my coworkers and boss go out for happy hour at a bar together but everyone pays for themselves
No.74319
>>74315
Depends where I'm working. Or not working.
I got free drinks from bar owners because their place shut down or I'm too damn funny at closing time.
Usually, common practice is to try the new shit in new businesses. But I can only speak in for my region.
No.74320
>>74299
>cis male
I feel bad this this almost triggers me, no offense, but fucking trannies ruining things. Can't just have males/females anymore. Gotta make shit all special and unique
No.74321
>>74317
pfuh fine..
say it's for a therapy session
No.74322
>>74321
>Booze in therapy
Yeah, that's such a loaded thing I don't even know where to begin.
No.74323
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>>74308
Dammit, why does no-one ever offer me whiskey?
No.74324
>>74321
Whoops, mixed you up for another person.
No.74325
>>74316
Why do I need to prove it?..
>>74321
I'm just gonna back to sleep till Noun's awake!
No.74326
>>74323
Cuz you're not a raging alcoholic hipster like me.
No.74327
>>74308
It was more like "wow ur doing pretty good and you did good work today". Well I did had whiskey yesterday too.
I actually said no today but he kept going at it so meh idk
>>74311
His business is going fucking great as far as I can see.
>>74313
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THIS IM IN NEW COUNTRY IM LEARNING NEW LANGUAGE IM FIGTHING SPIDERS IN MY APARTEMENT DAILY AND NOW THIS???
>>74318
>>74319
Oh damn, im as surprised as you really that he keeps alcoholising me every day, I hope he doesnt do it tomorrow tho cause I really dont like drinking
No.74328
>>74320
Labeling things just makes it worse
I just don't give a shit about anything relating to gender or sexuality
No.74329
>>74325
You can prove it when were together…
No.74330
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>>74326
I could be both raging and somewhat alcoholic, though.
No.74331
>boss asks me on first interview if I drink
>I say no
>first day in france
>he keeps pouring some pretty tasty honey tasting alcohol in my glass cause im new here
>third day whiskey on end of day
>fourth day too
I never drank this much back in croatia
No.74332
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>>74325
better be in front of the fireplace
>>74324
hehe mixed
No.74333
No.74334
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>>74333
Yeah, but for wine, not whiskey.
No.74335
>>74330
COULD BE!
I'm COMMITED
No.74336
>>74329
Facts are already proven tho!
>>74332
Haha it sure is..
No.74337
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>>74335
Committed to what?
No.74338
>>74331
Are you a qt?
You're probably a qt to get that much free drinks, where do you work?
No.74339
>>74337
Drinking and being a filthy hipster.
No.74340
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No.74341
>>74336
That's not gonna stop us from having fun..
No.74342
>>74338
Cuteness is subjective, but ive been called cute by people before.
I honestly though I got those drinks for being a good worker but now im kinda weirded out.
What do you mean where? Place? What kind of company?
No.74343
>>74342
I mean, what is your job?
No.74344
>>74342
Is anyone else there getting free drinks?
No.74345
>>74336
okai lovely now play that light baby music
No.74346
>>74343
Architect
>>74344
Uh only on first day. To all workers that were there. And he sometimes gives it to customers, but I guess only I get whiskey on end of work day.
No.74348
>>74346
Yep, the bossman likes you.
My boss only gets me drinks when he's going to claim the money back on expenses.
No.74349
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>>74343
shes on the architectural team for the next world trade centre… she's telling me about all these architectural faults that they're adding on on purpose.. and like areas to put TNT and shit…. its kinda spooky
No.74350
>>74346
Boss wants your ass, or attention at least.
No.74351
Well im off to sleep, got a long day ahead of me tomorrow.
Stay frosty lewdies
No.74352
I only became a girl so guys would buy me stuff tbh why arent people buying me stuff yet also how is everyone
No.74354
>>74350
then why get me drunk if he wants my attention, I pay more attention sober
>>74349
Wtc2 the dream
jet fuel will set off dynamites, its modern miracle, pinnacle of architecture!
No.74356
>>74354
Between the constant need to piss and whatnot, booze opens up the hearts and minds of others. A great unifier. It peels away at a facade of a person; till they drink too much.
Or at least, in my opinion..
No.74357
>>74353
We haven't talked enough, so I WOULDN'T KNOW!
Let us discuss things!
No.74358
>>74355
are you gonna buy me shit dude
No.74359
has any1 ever been to 420chan? oh god the ui makes me want to gouge my eyes out
No.74360
>>74358
I'll buy ya a drink.
No.74361
dude i will fuck you up
fo realz
No.74362
>>74359
>>74359
Nope, isn't that the chan full of stoners?
>>74361
*Inappropriate response*
No.74363
No.74364
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>>74362
I will response my fist mofo
>>74363
here now les go cholo
No.74366
>>74364
Your fist is pretty much like most customer services, MEDIOCRE AND SLOW!
BRING IT!
No.74367
DOTTER x SCANNER vs. TOKAI!
RAGE IN A CAGE MATCH!
No.74368
>>74365
OOORaaaaah!! pumped!!
>>74366
AAAAH TOO FAR THATS IT
No.74369
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>>74368
Could you fight something this cute~?
No.74370
>>74362
lol guys mayaka is so funny lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No.74371
>>74370
fuck this app is so retarded
No.74374
>>74373
ok fine i wont bluh
No.74375
>>74374
F-fight me in bed instead.
No.74379
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
>>74378
IT IS A PLC MATCH
Pillow, love and care.
No.74381
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No.74383
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>>74381
Saving.
Needs rescaling though.
Smaller picture would be cuter.
No.74384
>>74379
give me the pillow
>>74382
but yeah totally comfy thang
No.74385
>>74383
yeah i dunno why my phone thinks its so high resolution, the quality is quite shit
No.74386
>>74380
Died from to much normie work, may his soul rest in semen!
No.74387
>>74384
BETTER BITE IT BECAUSE I AIN'T GONNA GIVE MUCH CARE!
>>74385
You have such a cute cat, what is name?
No.74388
>>74387
his name is esau, hes almost 4 years old now
No.74389
>>74386
Oh right, that. May he receive twelve nubile boi slaves in paradise.
No.74390
>>74387
this wasn't promised
No.74391
>>74388
Cute!
Young too, and seems you got your shit together by your surroundings so he is gonna be well trained.
MY family has cats, not have their shit together, ergo my clothes and some rooms smell of cat piss.
>>74390
I forget, did I promise anything?
No.74392
>>74391
im just sad i wont get to take him with me when i go to college ;_;
hes a great friend
No.74393
>>74391
How do you train a cat?
No.74395
>>74393
you can train almost anything smarter than a fish
positive and negative reinforcement work on almost all organisms
also hi, how are you feeling?
No.74397
>>74391
uhh yes
where's my pillow
No.74400
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