No.74715
No.74717
>>74712
Don't eat anything off the ground. Many people have died that way.
No.74719
>>74718
If they're on the ground leave them there!
No.74720
No.74721
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>>74717
What if it's your cum? Can I still eat it?
No.74722
>>74713
I just realized Hendrix on that album cover is holding a right handed guitar strung left handed wtf
No.74725
No.74726
>>74724
I'm sorry.
>>74725
You should eat it with milk at least!
No.74727
Images aren't working again.
No.74728
>>74726
gimme some milk then
No.74731
>>74726
*tosses brand new donut*
No.74732
>>74729
no you come here and gimme it
No.74733
>>74722
Thats how he played it man it not easy being left handed we got to do weird things to survive
No.74734
>>74730
*dives and misses the catch*
No.74735
>>74732
what if I spill it?
No.74736
>>74734
Yeah you missed alright
missed the post
No.74737
>>74735
then you're going to get punished for it
No.74738
>>74734
It's ok, I'll buy some more on the 18th.
>>74736
A (You) for your greatest moment.
No.74739
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>>74736
i'm not used to posting on 8chan
>>74731
>>74734
;~;
No.74740
>>74737
that's why i don't want to bring it to you
>>74738
>mfw
No.74741
>>74740
well sometimes in life you gotta do things you don't like to do
No.74743
>>74741
im going to spill it though
No.74744
>>74740
>>74742
gonna go take a nap, later.
No.74745
>>74744
Kyoko no! sleep tight
No.74746
>>74744
*watches you as you nap*
No.74747
>>74743
and then… PUNISHMENT!
No.74748
No.74749
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>74718
did someone say donuts?
No.74750
>>74747
Joke's on you I like being punished.
No.74752
>>74750
well too bad you're still getting it~
No.74753
>>74751
i prefer my donuts thank you very much
No.74754
>>74752
you wouldn't dare~
>>74753
you have donuts?
No.74755
No.74757
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
We need more people to play RO2 when we play
Come serve under Commissar Burt and fight back the fascist huns
Post last edited at
No.74758
>>74757
but i don't have ro2! play coh2 with me and maybe armored sometime so we can spam ostruppens!
No.74759
No.74760
>>74758
Play some RO2 you will love it!
No.74761
>>74760
how do i into money!?
No.74762
>>74761
A job?
crime
various ways
No.74763
File: 1452746560432.jpg (93.07 KB, 2005x1117, 2005:1117, shirobako-episode-22-18.jpg)
>>74755
*spills your milk on purpose*
>>74756
really? what kind?
No.74765
>>74763
*grabs your head and shoves you into the split milk*
lick it up~
No.74766
I am playing RO2 if anyone wants to join just add me on steam
Senti is gonna play soon too so there is that
No.74767
What's everyone up to tonight?
No.74768
>>74767
watching a mario and Luigi bowers inside story TAS
you?
No.74769
>>74767
maybe playing ro2 with burt if i stay up irresponsibly late and looking at book quotes! you?
No.74770
>>74764
>>74765
I'm sorry I have to go, bye.
No.74771
>>74767
being moderately sad and frustrated as well as hopeful!
No.74772
No.74773
>>74771
why sad and why frustrated?
No.74774
>>74768
>>74769
Listening to some Timecop1983. Probably heading off soon.
>>74771
I feel ya.
No.74775
No.74776
>>74775
It's pretty good if you like synth music.
No.74777
>>74773
because something of mine broke and i was having trouble fixing it then someone said something somewhat discouraging
oh yeah no hard feelings about earlier
i was both angry and horny, that isnt really me most of the time
thank you, i appreciate it
No.74778
>>74776
I sort of don't mind it
>>74777
what's broke?
it's fine, I understand
No.74779
>>74778
my wii u tablet thing
i had to replace the screen and it was fucking stupid
it works now, kind of….
No.74780
>>74779
oooh that's not a good thing at all to have broke
at least it sort of works now
No.74781
No.74782
No.74783
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>>74767
Probably shouldn't be up to anything tonight since I have to book a dentist appointment first thing in the morning and it's already 5am
No.74784
>>74783
but thats already first thing in the morning isnt it?
No.74785
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>>74784
Dentist doesn't open until like 9am though. i'm not even registered with the dentist over here so I hope they'll look at me
No.74786
I'm gonna head off. Good night /lewd/.
No.74787
No.74788
>>74786
Goodnight Noun! Sleep well
No.74792
dead thread dead dreams
also
fuck 8chan
No.74793
>American
>+4 katana kill points
I stole a katana and got kills
No.74794
No.74795
>>74793
I'd have PTSD if I was an american in that last game
so much machine gun bullets
No.74796
>tfw you learn Noun's favorite color
No.74797
>>74795
Same if i was a jap with all the fire i rained down on them
No.74798
No.74799
>>74797
don't be silly, nips like a good dose of fire
No.74800
>>74796
its purple, isnt it?
you should get a purple dress
No.74801
>>74800
>not a purple and frilly mini skirt with a corset
No.74802
>>74799
I execute nips not just with fire
No.74804
>>74798
Nope!
>>74800
Nope its turquoise
I have a purple skirt! What kind of dress and why purple?
No.74805
>>74804
>turqoise
fucking stereotypical injun
No.74807
No.74808
>>74804
not sure why i guessed purple
i think someone else told me their favorite color was purple
and also that one picture of yours
No.74810
>>74804
>turquoise
noun why
also, good night lewd, have fun with your various lives!
No.74811
>>74810
Sweet dreams Daisies!
No.74812
>>74810
don't say night to me on steam then jerk
No.74813
>>74807
you take that back
sneks are very cute
No.74814
>>74813
not as cute as you
No.74816
>>74804
Purple is best color
Everyone looks cute in it
Even your avatar is purple
Do it
No.74819
>>74814
awwwww ty
>>74817
hey di-stri lewdie
No.74820
File: 1452755505919.jpg (330.83 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 8bb1fd77d1694779e9c29596f6….jpg)
I DID IT!! IVE COMPLETED THE HUNTERS DLC!!! Who wants a hug?
No.74821
No.74822
>>74820
Paru when you giving me a hug? And then more afterwards
No.74823
>>74820
can I have a hug??
>>74818
potato bugs are grossss though
No.74824
>>74821
>>74822
To bad! No hugs for you.
No.74825
>>74819
Oh don't mind me, i'm just playing silly.
>>74820
GIVE ME PLEASE!
No.74826
>>74824
hehehe jokes on you, that means no hug for you too
No.74827
>>74824
You slut I will punch you in your gut knocking you out of breath then steal a hug from you. You don't tease me with hugs
No.74828
>>74827
threatening people wont make them want to hug you any more, you know
No.74829
>>74828
You are nice, I think you deserve the hug the most, tbh!
No.74830
No.74831
No.74832
No.74833
>>74829
yesssssss
I love hugs tbh
>>74830
goodnight!
No.74836
>>74833
Then everyone on this board should give you hugs!
>>74834
I like you too!
You should also get a hug!
No.74837
>>74834
>>74825
>>74823
You three get a hug!
>
No.74838
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>>74836
really? i like you too :>
>>74837
ah! i'm happy now
No.74840
>>74827
Violence is a no no.
>>74826
Jokes on you I'm actually not an elf.
No.74841
>>74837
>Hums
Best Parsee….
No.74842
>>74837
And then I murdered paru, hugging her corpse, before putting it 6 ft under. A good day it seems
>>74840
Its not violence, its tough love.
No.74843
>>74840
triple jokes on you I'm still going to rape you like you were an elf
No.74844
>>74842
>A good day it seems
I laughed at this part tbh…
Uhh…s-sorry Paru!
No.74845
>>74842
>>74843
You touch Parsee like that and i'll cut your eyeballs out.
No.74846
>>74839
You get a hug from me Burt!
No.74847
>>74805
u jelly?? Yeah u jelly
>>74808
But that's a two piece uniform! still would love it
>>74816
True, okays I will…
No.74848
>>74845
it's o.k you can take his place if you want it that badly
No.74849
>>74842
You can't kill me! I am an emotion!!!
>>74843
Jokes on you. It's not rape if I gave consent.
>>74838
Yaaaa!!
>>74839
>Hug for you
>>74841
Best ghost!
No.74850
>>74836
>>74837
>>74839
I think everyone should deserve a hug
No.74851
>>74849
shit, I'll just have to… DOUBLE RAPE YOU INSTEAD!
No.74852
>>74845
Sleepen you are so nice!
>>74849
>>74850
You guys are nice to!
No.74853
>>74845
I'll risk my eyes then, I'll touch parsee in more ways than just this, it's her fault for not being compliant like a good little girl.
>>74849
I think I can damn well try, at the very least torture you for all of eternity.
>>74847
Good girl, I'll use you like a barbie doll constantly dressing you up in cute clothes for noun.
No.74854
>>74850
Only if you are first in line!
The murderers and rapists go to the back!
>>74851
You are a British spider, and you are harmless!
We don't have spooky spiders here!
No.74855
>>74848
If you dare to.
>>74849
How are you?
>>74852
>Sleepen you are so nice!
Um what?
>>74853
I wont' allow you.
No.74856
>>74852
>>74855
I messed up the quote!!!
>>74846
No.74857
>>74853
That's my fetish.
>>74852
I am not nice.
>>74851
Then I'll give you triple the amount of consent.
>>74855
I am in the greatest mood ever.
No.74858
>>74854
shh they're americans they don't know things other then american
>>74855
I'll dare to
No.74859
>>74855
Burt is trying to switch our identities!
Stop him Cherub!
No.74860
>>74857
how about if I don't instead then
No.74861
>>74853
That actually sounds really fun I wonder if he'd like something like that
No.74862
>>74859
I wouldn't do that!
It was an accident!
No.74863
>>74849
You're too nice to me.. where is your avatar from?
>>74853
hello
No.74864
>>74861
You and Noun are the cutest pairing ever Chijo!
Just thought I'd let you know!
No.74865
>>74857
Thats great to hear.
>>74858
It will end very badly for you.
>>74859
>>74862
Something fishy is going on.
No.74866
>>74857
>its my fetish
Never mind lost interest I have no intention of helping you with your needs, merely using you for my enjoyment.
>>74861
Assuming we wouldn't be indecent other than me toying with you he'd probably be fine
other than the fact it'd be me doing it, he'd probably prefer literally anyone else
I can do your hair in lots of ways too, know a few braids, buns, ponytails, twin tails, I got this game on lock down. You will become my model
>>74863
Hi, are you going to give me hugs?
No.74867
>>74865
we'll agree to disagree
No.74868
>>74866
i wouldn't want to intrude…
No.74869
>>74866
This is also my fetish.
>>74860
Then I will achieve my objective.
>>74865
I've defeated Orphan of Kos and finally got all achievements in blood borne. My life is empty.
No.74870
>>74869
then how about I take you out on a date then nerdlord
No.74871
>>74868
Intrude on what? I have a bed thats empty and needing someone to fill it with me, you shoudl apply for the position.
>>74869
Welp then it's a risk I'll have to take, apparently. Or nevermind I have ema now to play with, you can go now, shoo shoo.
No.74872
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>>74871
*applies for the position*
No.74873
>>74867
Fine!
>>74866
So you want a hug or not?
>>74869
Thats wonderful!
No.74874
>>74872
This better be accepted!
No.74876
>>74873
I'm pleased you agree to be my toy~
No.74877
No.74878
>>74863
TOUHOU!!!
>Fangasim incoming.
It is one of my favorite games of all time since the community is vastly large and always brimming with content. Not to mention the music is great.
No.74879
>>74872
I see you have applied to be my toy, what makes you think you are qualified for the position?
>>74873
From someone who just threaten to remove my eyes? No thanks
>>74874
Well they have to pass the tough interview first
No.74880
>>74875
Please no.
>>74873
Please tell me that's not him. ;-;
No.74881
>>74876
Wait what? That was not a part of the deal!
>>74879
Eh…. Whoopsie…
No.74882
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>>74875
Time*
>>74878
Tou…hou…?
>>74879
I'm very fun to play with but I break easy
No.74883
>>74881
I am altering the deal, prey that I do not alter it again
No.74884
>talking to a good people
>they make a typo
>They say "I did a Burt…"
How rude
I don't make typos that often
No.74885
>>74879
Ema will pass!
>>74882
>I break easy
Where will he find a new Ema?
Don't break!
No.74886
>>74882
Well you are a toy so it's expected for you to break at some point, maybe I'll be gentle starting off so I can get some use out of you. What made you want to apply for the position?
No.74887
>>74880
>>74882
I bet you were expecting Kamina….
BUT IT WAS I DIO BRANDO!!! :^)
No.74888
>>74882
Yes touhou! I will sex you. That is 100% my fetish there.
>>74887
Thank god.
No.74889
>>74883
So… What happens now?
No.74890
>>74864
Oh, thank you sleepen it really means a lot to me.. Hope he'll want me around for a long time.
>>74866
It would be a lot of fun, I like being dressed up. Hopefully he wouldn't mind, it would be for him.
No.74891
>>74889
I go and see if my burgers have defrosted or not
No.74893
>>74890
I hope he will always want you around Chijo!
You are adorable, and Noun is lucky to have you around!
You're a good person!
I like your pictures too!
Especially the news report one! (I think that's what's happening in it anyway! Sorry if I'm wrong…)
>>74892
I like you!
No.74894
>>74888
Did i scare you?
>>74891
Um, okay.
No.74895
>>74884
Typos are usually caused by muscle memory so it's really not your fault. Don't worry if other people are being rude
>>74885
i'm very very very bad under pressure and I don't know what to do…..
>>74886
My… um…. I don't know, I just like you and I want to stay by your side.
>>74887
I love that anime ^^
>>74888
S-sex or Touhou? I've never heard of Touhou before. How did you learn about it?
No.74896
>>74892
now that is one vintage meme you've got there
No.74897
No.74898
>>74896
Yay more homestuck avataring.
No.74899
>>74890
Have you ever used hair straighteners or curlers, tried to do your hair in other ways? Used different types of conditioner?
Also I pray you don't use 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner, thats not how hair works and it does nothing, its just shampoo.
I had to fuss at Spot because she uses just 2-in-1.
>>74892
This doesn't work, because when you read look at his shirt your eyes are naturally fixated towards the middle of the screen and the shirt with a brighter color, so you instantly see the game. Same result but the pink guys shirt does nothing.
>>74895
You like me, but we barely know each other. Well at the very least I don't know you, you might just be a stalker of mine, which I honestly don't mind. Means you aren't likely to betray me anytime soon.
So why do you like me then from what your stalking experience has shown you? I can guarantee you I'm nothing like you think I am.
No.74900
No.74901
>>74894
not defrosted, no burgers for me yet
No.74902
>>74895
Now they are bullying me!
life is so cruel I thought they were good people…
No.74904
>>74893
I'm touched you think so, I know I'll always wanna be around even when I think its better I shouldn't be and yes I love this picture so does Noun
No.74905
>>74901
Better luck next time.
No.74906
>>74900
Stop what?
>>74903
I'll always be the only one who thinks sakura is best girl
No.74909
>>74905
oh well I'll just have to frost ur butt instead then
No.74910
>>74899
I had a straightener at one point but it broke. I change my shampoos and stuff every time I run out usually. I use leave in conditioner too. I've been using two in one for a little while now I guess I should stop
No.74911
>>74907
>
>>74909
Please don't.
No.74912
>>74904
Why would you ever think you shouldn't be around?
You are a nice person, and you are really cute too!
I'm sure Noun will always want you around!
No.74913
>>74898
>>74907
I was going to say something too but I misclicked and just posted the image and now I forgot… :x
>>74903
I love ui
No.74914
>>74899
Your masturbation video was very entertaining but there are a lot of other reasons that I would like to keep secret.
>>74902
Just roll with the punches! Don't let them get under your skin!
No.74915
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>>74894
Noooo but I will scare you. Booooo!!!
>>74895
From a game called OSU.
No.74916
>>74911
don't like whipped cream on your ass?
No.74917
>>74913
♥ :3
>>74915
I was playin osu earlier
No.74918
>>74914
What did you learn from my sleep?
No.74919
>>74910
Yeah two in one is bad.
Shampoo is just a cleanser it removes everything in your hair.
Conditioner adds good stuff to your hair like vitamins and things to make it silky. So the shampoo just cancels it out when its put into a 2-in-1 container.
There is a reason you use shampoo before conditioner.
Trust the hair fetishist to know about this one subject.
>>74914
You fucking slut, so you do stalk me, so who are you then this is important to know. Clearly a poster from /trash/ who lurks to this day and a gay perverted one at that. Have we ever talked and as what avatar, you have to answer this basic information before we can go further, if need be you can tell me in private.
No.74920
>>74913
Well the pic spoked for itself.
>>74915
Noooooo!!
No.74921
>>74917
I wish I can play Osu now.
>>74920
Booooooooooooooo
No.74922
>>74921
>Hugs tightly
Don't do that!!!
No.74923
>>74912
Reasons.. But thank you a lot sleepen! You really made my night.
>>74919
Glad I use two conditioners
No.74924
>>74914
I can't it hurts to much he was probably my favorite person and this happened…
No.74925
>>74924
I didn't do anything to you…
No.74926
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Listen to this for a moment.
No.74928
>>74923
I hope those reasons don't get in the way of you two…and hopefully I didn't make you think about anything bad…
You are one of my favourite people here, even if we don't talk much!
I like your pictures the best too!
More people should be complimenting you too!
You enjoy your night Chijo!
No.74929
>>74922
You know that ava reminds me of the female in FEAR
No.74930
>>74927
Here, have the new and improved version.
No.74931
No.74932
No.74934
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>>74931
Is that her name? I just started playing the first one
No.74935
>>74932
get another cat
>>74934
how're you finding it?
No.74936
No.74937
>>74930
I wasn't talking about you
No.74940
>>74936
there's alot of cats that need good homes, take them off peta otherwise they'll kill them
No.74941
>>74935
I actually like it since it's doing horror correctly. The atmosphere is terrifying and they don't use jumps cares. I mean they're are the occasionally random flash of gore image, but that's more to tell you that the tone of the game is shifting from a shooter to a horror.
No.74942
File: 1452760713756.jpg (49.46 KB, 1024x792, 128:99, 7ca5e628cc120cc20d14dbe876….jpg)
>>74915
O…S…U…?
>>74918
You turn over every 15 minutes and sleep with your mouth slightly opened. You also like to poke your toes out whenever you get too warm.
>>74919
You're scaring me… you weren't like this two years ago.
>>74924
All you can do now is wait for him to slip up and make screen caps of whatever mistakes they make!
No.74945
>>74941
you planning on playing any of the other ones?
No.74946
>>74942
It's a rhythm game.
No.74947
File: 1452760818113.jpg (424.66 KB, 909x1000, 909:1000, 99b9ce5230dd9361793c337922….jpg)
>>74942
2 years ago? What the hell, thats so long ago. There is no way you knew me then. Like I never erp'd that long ago I started summer of last year. Like 2 years ago would mean you are from /a/
Plus I'm sorry if I scare you, I have done lots of bad things in the past, and if I have done something to you I'd want to apologize and probably make up for it.
No.74948
>>74945
I've already played the third one which was ass. I don't want to play the second one.
No.74949
>>74940
I was talking about a poster.
I'd never replace my cat though. She's cool she eats doritos
No.74950
>>74944
Sooooo spooookyyyyy~!
No.74951
>>74947
>using like that much
When did I become a teenage girl?
No.74952
>>74928
You really flatter me sleepen, thank you a lot and its fine, its just life. You enjoy your night too! I'm probably not going to be up much longer. I should add you on steam!
No.74953
>>74942
I cant do that to him even if he is a bully now!
No.74954
>>74948
the second one, isn't so bad
how about the expansion?
>>74949
why are you feeding your cat doritos?
>>74951
you were always the little girl
No.74955
Don't be fooled by Burt's lewd. He's mean so feel free to bully him!
>>74954
I don't she reaches in the bag
No.74956
>>74946
Is it any good? Is it hard?.. how much is it?
>>74947
I'm going to be honest, I'm actually disappointed you don't remember me.
>>74951
>not wanting to be a teenage girl
>>74953
Ehh who are you talking about? We can work together~
No.74957
>>74952
You can add me at any time!
Anyone from here is considered a friend, and I will be happy to add them!
When you go to bed, get nice and comfy and have sweet dreams about Noun!
No.74958
>>74942
I can't confirm, I was asleep!
>>74943
Can I be best boy at you and Sleepen's wedding at least?
>>74949
I miss cat also, he'd always scratch and bite the newcomers to welcome them here. It's not the same anymore.
No.74959
>>74950
Spooooky Parsee.
>>74954
Nope, I am just going to play the first one then move on to assassin creed syndicate.
No.74960
>>74956
It's fun, it's not hard, and it's free.
No.74961
>>74955
Sounds like you have a nice cat!
>>74958
SLANDER!
No.74962
>>74956
No no no, there is no way you know me. Maybe you have me confused for someone else. I have used pretty much one name always, what is it? You'd be able to easily get it right if we truly knew each other.
No.74964
>>74955
naughty kittie
>>74959
>syndicate
isn't that the worst one yet?
No.74965
>>74959
Watch out you don'e scare people to death~
No.74966
>>74963
morning cock slut~
No.74967
>>74956
Don't worry about it he actually isn't bullying me I am just teasing him right now is all.
>>74958
We aren't getting married THATS SLANDER! But if I were ever to get married there would be gladiator style battles to determine who is my best man/boy
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No.74968
>>74966
what gave you that impression?
No.74969
>>74967
>But if were to get married
You had to say it!
This will spawn some evil propaganda!
No.74970
>>74968
nothing, just wanted to say that
No.74971
>>74958
The good news is you don't snore!
>>74960
F-free? On Steam? I have to make a Steam account soon but I'm so lazy.
>>74962
Back then? I didn't have namesnyc
>>74963
Good morning, grownup.
>>74967
But we can have fun teasing him until he cries and stuff.
No.74972
>>74961
>>74967
>SLANDER
You two are the cutest couple on lewd.
No.74973
>>74970
how cruel!
>>74971
I am not!
No.74974
>>74971
Namesnyc? I literally only had one name ever, wait wait wait.
YOU DON"T KNOW WHO I AM
You don't have steam, I never posted in threads until like I said of summer last year.
Before that I strictly lurked a /a/ chat room that was on steam, I have solved the mystery you are toying with my emotions!
I was gonna accept you too but not if you are starting off as a liar.
No.74975
>>74964
>>74961
She's my sweetheart. She's super cuddly and nice. Sometimes a pain in the ass though when she pukes in my bed.
>>74958
He was cool although a bit young.
No.74976
>>74964
You're thinking about three and unity.
>>74965
I'll hug you to life!
>>74971
Not on steam.
No.74977
>>74969
It was a typo i mean to say
>But if I were ever to get married
I edited it!
See that doesn't imply marrying you
>>74971
I don't like teasing people or especially making them cry!
>>74972
Stop this propaganda!
No.74978
>>74975
My cats are cuter!
No.74980
>>74973
it's a cruel world we live in
>>74975
do you pet your pussy often?
>>74976
it should just stayed as one assassins creed game and then black flag as its own game and not completely shit after the mid point
No.74981
>>74972
ARE YOU THE PERSON BEHIND THE /LEWD/ PROPAGANDA MACHINE???
>>74975
>playing FFXIV with a comfy cat laying beside you
You have things figured out!
>>74977
The slander machine will punish us for this Burt!
>>74978
You have cute cats though, so its k!
No.74983
>>74981
Yeah she sleeps on my tower so that's all gucci
No.74984
>>74980
Assassin creed 1, Ezio sage, and black flag were all amazing.
>>74979
>Wrap my arms around your waste allowing my warm life energy to pour inside of you.
No.74985
>>74973
Well you certainly act like one!
>>74974
Okay I'm sorry… I just wanted you to notice me..
>>74976
Well that sucks… My Xbox is broken forever too.
>>74977
But that's what he was trying to do to you. Treats others how they treat you, or something like that. I don't remember.
>>74982
How old is that pussy?
No.74987
>>74982
comfy
>>74984
pretty muchies
>>74985
noticed!
No.74988
>>74985
Well I noticed you after you toyed with my emotions. I'll still give you a chance, only thing that you need to know is I'm extremely territorial. If you do any crazy stunts like that again though I might stab you however
No.74989
>>74981
I am sorry I messed up don't hate me for it…
the tuxedo one she is named Big Boss and the orange cat his name is Thor(God of Thunder)
>>74985
It was just some lighthearted teasing I cant get revenge for that cause otherwise he is nice.
No.74990
>>74985
don't point fingers!
No.74991
>>74985
It's not on Xbox either. Google it.
No.74992
>>74983
The bed picture looks super comfy!
Really nice cat!
>>74988
>I might stab you
I don't know why, but I always find it funny when you suddenly say stuff like that!
>>74989
>Thor(God of Thunder)
I know who Thor is silly!
You were already forgiven!
Your cats sleep funny! It's cute!
No.74993
>>74992
No that's his name on his paperwork at the vet and stuff
I didn't mean to imply you didn't know who Thor is
Cats sleep like that often its what makes them so cute
No.74994
>>74984
>Gets slowly revived again
>Wakes up
Parsee…. Y-you saved me!
No.74995
No.74996
>>74994
>>74995
BRITISH SPIDERS CANT KILL ANYONE THEY ARE HARMLESS!
No.74997
>>74996
shhhh shhhh shhh shhhh shhhhh
ruining my fun
No.74998
>>74996
hush up love ur ruining my funzies
No.75000
>>74987
Y-You noticed me? Me? Of all people?
>>74988
I shall wear a kelvar vest then. I will not toy with your emotions anymore
>>74989
Nice to you or nice in general?
>>74990
Okay I'm sorry..
>>74991
I'm doing so much work at the moment, I don't want to distracted, you know what I mean.
–
Okay I Googled it, I hope you're happy.
No.75001
>>75000
I noticed you and your trips!
No.75002
>>75000
yes, you of all the peoples in the world, I took notice of you
No.75004
>>75000
I've already forgiven you
nice trips
No.75005
>>75004
I NOTICED YOU TOO!
No.75006
>>75000
Wait if you aren't gonna toy with them anymore then you shouldn't need a Kevlar vest. So you shouldn't wear it at all!
No.75007
>>75005
thanks Sleepen senpai
No.75008
>>75007
No thanks needed!
You are a nice person, and you should be noticed!
No.75011
No.75013
No.75015
>>75008
sleepen noticed me
today is a great day
No.75016
>>75015
I notice you everyday!
You are a nice person, so hopefully everyday will be a great day for you!
No.75017
>>75014
>Brings your to my bed and cuddles with you.
No.75020
>>75017
>>75014
Have fun Cherub!
>>75018
Other people have said you are a nice person too!
So I'm just saying popular opinion here, I guess!
No.75022
>people say hey you should message me its important who haven't talked to me in a while
>turns out 2 of my old erp friends who were together for like 2 years committed suicide together
Well gee thats sure good news, first thing in the morning.
No.75024
>>75022
I'm sorry to hear that…
Are you okay?
No.75025
>>75022
that's extremely macabre.
No.75026
>>75022
if they were together then why the need for suiciding?
No.75027
>>75001
You're too kind, I will remember your kindness now and forever
>>75002
But there is nothing in ir for you…
>>75003
Well okay then I'll throw my plans away.
>>75004
But, I, um, thank you, I guess…
>>75006
What are you smiling when you say that? No never mind, I stood up way passed my bedtime. Goodnight.
>>75010
Goodnight!
>>75022
They must have loved each other very much…
No.75028
No.75029
>>75027
>tfw Ema forgets about me
It will happen!
No.75030
>>75026
I honestly don't know. One of them had a few issues
She was almost raped and killed the man who tried to rape her leaving her mentally scarred
The other I figured was perfectly fine, but I mean…I guess it's what people do. I'm not even sure anymore
>>75024
I'm fine I deal with death relatively well but still, when someone messages you thats generally not what you think they are gonna say.
>>75027
Night night I'll bully you in bed and tomorrow
No.75031
>>75027
Good don't be mean to them! even though you don't who they are.
No.75032
>>75030
probably got themselves into large debt trying to live a life they couldn't afford to live, that's the usual reason people do that
No.75033
>>75030
If you ever want to talk about it then feel free to talk to me about it…
You probably have a lot better people to talk about this kind of thing though, and I'm pretty bad anyway!
I'm glad you are handling things well though…
No.75034
>>75027
You're new here, huh?
No.75035
>>75031
You don't have bad taste in music just because you don't listen to one artist.
No.75036
>>75035
Yes you do Bowie hater
No.75037
>>75036
I don't hate Bowie.
No.75038
No.75042
No.75043
No.75044
No.75045
No.75046
No.75048
When my alarm clock goes off. I realize that I am in hell.
No.75051
No.75054
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>>75052
shhh still tired and might go back to sleep
No.75055
No.75056
>>75054
okay I'll be quiet and not talk to you again
No.75057
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>>75055
no u
>>75056
stttop making me sound mean!
No.75058
>>75057
I am just gonna not talk like you want…
No.75059
>>75057
Sorry…
I'll stop bothering you…
>>75053
I like you, here's a (You)!
No.75060
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>>75058
i never said that nor was i thinking ir!
No.75061
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>>75059
yooou guys are bullies!
No.75062
>>75061
I-I was just trying to spook you so you wouldn't be tired anymore, and spend time with us…
Sorry Bit…
No.75063
>>75060
You said
>shhh
that means be quiet to me!
>>75061
Dont yell at sleepen! hes good people
No.75065
>>75064
Goodnight Chijo!
We will all miss you…
No.75066
>>75064
Nighty night cat person
No.75067
No.75070
>>75067
I never see you sleep, spider!
>>75068
Is the guy on the left you Tokai?
You are a qt!
No.75071
>>75069
a webm for everything huh
>>75070
noo I am not Kojima
No.75072
>>75071
Add me in the next Metal Gear Solid please!
No.75073
>>75068
no
>>75070
I love to sleep during the day mostly
No.75075
>>75073
That's exactly what a spider would say…
A completely harmless, yet spooky, British spider…
No.75076
>>75072
noooo! I am not kojima
>>75073
oh
>>75074
you try very good!
No.75077
>>75075
you bully, I'll be a vile and terrible monster one day! you'll see!
>>75076
ooh~ how're you cutiestuffs?
No.75078
>>75076
Prove it!
If not, I want to be added! Even if only as a DLC character!
No.75079
>>75077
You should move over to the godless land that is Australia!
I hear the spiders there don't mess around, you might learn something!
No.75080
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>>75077
am eating and stuff, thinking of today
>>75078
Wwell I posted this yesterday anyway soo look!
I am not kojima
No.75081
>>75080
I knew it…I FUCKING KNEW IT.
ADD ME IN THE NEXT GAME!!!
I wanna be "Liquid Sleepen" or something like that!
Make me seem cool, and likeable please, thanks!
No.75082
No.75085
>>75079
no way, they hate video games over there
>>75080
think specifics and you look cute
No.75086
I FOUND IT!!
I dont think anyone remembers me talking about this message but its my favorite Dark Souls 2 moment.
No.75087
>>75082
You actually look really cute though!
The only material you would need for masturbation is a mirror.
Seriously though, make me Liquid Sleepen.
No.75088
>>75087
a camera, a mirror, cute clothes and a big dildo that's glass sticky
No.75089
>>75085
They love spiders though!
No.75090
>>75088
You are the lewdest spider I know!
No.75091
>>75089
but the vidya, is expansive as fuck and censored to all hell because they're all descendants of criminals
which is bullshit btw, it's like how germany is like what it is now too
>>75090
I trys thanks
No.75092
>>75083
Whyy sad?
>>75085
What to do with the day
thankyou
>>75087
eheh thank you
sure suree
No.75094
>>75092
do some video games and recording lewd vids for us
No.75095
>>75092
I don't need any thanks!
I just told the truth, that's all!
Just know you are cute!
>>75093
It's lewd?
Yeah you are probably right…
Solidus Sleepen is a lot more appropriate!
No.75096
>>75095
I meant the the masturbation part!
No.75097
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really weird dreams last night…
whats up everyone?
No.75098
>>75096
You must have imagined that!
I'm pu.re!
>>75097
I'm good, getting tired though.
What was your dream about?
If it's okay to ask ofc!
No.75099
>>75097
hi, I went out and got fuds and stuff and made a doctors appointment
how was dream?
No.75100
>>75098
I didn't! I saw it…
you were lewd ;_;
No.75101
>>75093
don't be saad
>>75094
uhh.. I'll just lunch more and shower
>>75095
heh okaii
No.75102
>>75098
Yeah, it's fine!
>sitting on bus with girl
>make out with her
>asks if i want to have sex
>go to the bathroom to do it
>can't get hard
>tell her im trans and am taking medicine that makes me have trouble with all of this
>she says ok and we just cuddle
its weird because im usually a girl in dreams, and I prefer guys over girls.
No.75103
No.75104
>>75101
what're you lunching?
No.75106
>>75102
not the weirdest dream I've read
No.75107
>>75100
*teleports behind sad tiger*
*cuts it in half*
>>75102
Woah, that was a pretty lewd dream…
Maybe the whole not getting hard thing was because it was a girl, kinda?
No.75109
>>75104
A burger and some soup
>>75105
stoop! how can I make you happy?
No.75110
>>75108
*teleports behind lion*
*nukes it in half*
No.75112
>>75111
*telepathy into you*
*cut yourself in half*
No.75113
>>75108
that's not an ocelot
this is
>>75109
sounds not so bad
gimme
No.75115
>>75114
*cuts you in half*
*teleports behind you*
No.75116
>>75107
no i think its mostly because of the meds im on, but maybe. The dream became naruto related shortly after which is really weird considering I haven't watched naruto since the original series.
No.75117
>>75111
*pet*
>>75113
*give half burger*
No.75118
Well news update, the guy died to unknown reasons, after she found out she wrote a suicide note and did the deed. Well at least she loved him a lot I guess….but still. TOMOYO WOULD TELL YOU NOT TO DO THIS . Eternal love exist cause my waifu told me so.
>they posted a pastebin with it to
Well now I'm nearly crying I was fine till I actually read it for myself.
Please no
No.75119
>>75116
What the fuck?
Were you in the Naruto dream, or was it just like watching the show in your dream?
No.75120
>>75115
You're so nice to me
>>75117
NO PET!
No.75121
>>75119
I was in the universe but like idk what happened
No.75122
>>75118
Will you be okay?
The offer to talk about it is still there.
Sorry, about what happened…
No.75123
No.75124
>>75121
You are instantly one of my favourite people because of the strange things you always post…
I think you are high in your dreams Hailey, I really do…
No.75125
>>75124
I wouldn't know, I've only been high like 4 times and it was off shit tier drugs so I don't have much to compare it to… glad im one of your fave posters most people hate me!
No.75126
>>75125
I've little reason to hate you
No.75127
>>75120
*ruffle hair*
>>75123
nuhuh!
No.75128
>>75125
Not sure why people would hate you, I always enjoy seeing you post!
Sorry I don't talk to you a lot, since I get nervous talking to people I haven't met…
Probably doesn't mean much coming from someone like me, but I genuinely do like you!
No.75129
>>75126
probably because when i was high i made shitty posts and sometimes I don't reply to people because idk what to say! Idk there are a lot of reasons to not like me
No.75130
>>75128
No, it means a lot! Thanks so much~
No.75131
>>75127
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
No.75132
>>75127
it's too late I've stolen all your foods and eated it
>>75129
nah
No.75133
>>75131
Tokai is raping you.
You are no longer pu.re!
No.75134
>>75132
well thanks that means a lot too
No.75135
>>75133
Why didn't you protect me…
No.75136
No.75137
>>75130
I'm sure other people feel the same way I do! Even the spider feels that way!
Don't sell yourself short Hailey, you are worth a lot more!
>>75135
*teleports somewhere*
*cuts someone in half*
No.75138
time for shower though!
>>75131
*lick*
>>75132
Bluh!!
No.75139
GASP I'VE BEEN CUT IN HALF
>>75138
you'll have to hug and kiss it out of me
No.75140
>>75137
Did that help?
>>75138
AHHHHHH
No.75141
>>75139
I-I didn't mean to cut you in half spider!
You're my favourite spider!
>>75140
It didn't help the spider…
I should do it to myself…
No.75142
>>75141
it's o.k I got better
No.75143
>>75141
Cutting the spider was fine that helped
Don't you dare!
No.75144
>>75142
I won't do it again spider!
>>75143
I like the spider!
It didn't help me!!!
*teleports behind myself*
No.75145
>>75144
going to have to make it up to me by sucking my cock though!
No.75147
>>75145
>>75146
*cuts lewd spider in half*
No.75148
>>75147
you said you wouldn't again :E
No.75149
>>75145
DONT BE LEWD TO SLEEPEN!!!!
No.75150
No.75151
>>75148
s-sorry spider!
you spooked me, that's all!
No.75152
>>75151
it's alright I gots better again
but now you gotta DOUBLY suck my dick to make up for it
No.75153
>>75150
>>75152
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
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No.75154
>>75152
Doesn't a spider eat the other after being lewd?
That means you will get hurt!
No.75156
>>75155
I want to be Nagant!
No.75157
I shouldn't have gotten rid of my Mosin.
No.75158
>>75154
depends on the species
golden orb weavers do but that's because the male is so tiny that the female doesn't realize it
>>75157
what you got now?
No.75159
No.75160
>>75157
>>75159
Give me raifu pls
Ill give you my three mosins!
No.75161
>>75159
not sure how I like american guns
No.75162
>>75160
Never.
It was manufactured in the 40's and I love it.
No.75163
>>75161
You can't get a gun here anyway!
Spiders can't use guns either!
>>75159
Why do you have Burt's wife?
No.75164
>Tfw Alan Rickman is dead
No.75165
DAMN IT
IT'S NOT AN M14
IT'S AN M1
sorry
force of habit
No.75166
>>75162
The M14 was designed in 1954
do you mean the M1 Garand?
No.75167
>>75166
yeah
didn't mean to add the 4
it was like a reflex
No.75168
>>75163
yes you can and I'm going to apply for one when I've got the money
you just need to own enough land, to which my mother does, then join a gun club
No.75169
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>>75165
Oh nvm
I got one of those
No.75170
>>75167
>tfw don't have any guns
Share some American freedom please!
>>75168
I will shoot you over a wall with a longbow, your gun would be useless!
No.75171
>>75169
Mine's an Underwood.
Got it from Granddad.
>>75170
You're one of the few UK's I would trust with a raifu.
No.75172
>>75170
good thing I'm not in Yorkshire
No.75173
>>75171
I just want to own some nice ww2 era weaponry because I think they look nice…
Please UK government, I wouldn't shoot people…
No.75174
>>75167
You don't know how bad I want a M14/M1A! has to be just right though I saw one with an ugly stock and passed on it. Needs to be a dark wood like the one in upotte!! honestly
>>75171
Wait so its a carbine?
nice
No.75175
>>75173
wonder what the law is up there
No.75176
>>75173
you take mosin
is good rifle
you will kill the germans with it
>>75174
Yup.
It's older than we are.
I want to be a nice display for it.
do you know of any?
No.75177
>>75175
Law only matters if you get caught!
No.75178
>>75177
no you can own guns up there, just gotta get the certificates
No.75179
>>75176
I do that all the time in RO2!
I need to play the Russians so I know who is an ally, because of the fancy hats!
Gonna try learn the Japanese though, because I want Senti to be able to play them when I'm around!
No.75180
>>75178
I probably wouldn't qualify…
No.75181
>>75180
why do you think so?
No.75182
>>75176
I would get a wall mount to display it.
something simple
>>75179
>Gonna try learn the Japanese though
>not being an American with me
ouch
Just kidding i play both equally
No.75183
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
No.75184
>>75181
I probably have mental issues that would make people not want to trust me!
It's fine though…I-I'll be fine without a gun…
>>75182
I will cut you in half with my katana!
I'm going to bed now everyone, have fun!
No.75185
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No.75186
No.75188
>>75183
Giving Hailey a (You) before I leave!
>tfw I will miss the other posts she makes
Kill me
No.75190
>>75184
you can play with my gun~
night though
No.75191
>>75183
Well hopefully his cummies taste good, if they do then its all good.
No.75192
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No.75193
No.75195
>>75193
so you're dripping wet naked there?
goods goods
No.75196
Fix image stealing you handicapped skinhead
No.75198
>>75197
why?
>>75196
HW isn't the top guy anymore
No.75199
>>75197
Pssh nothing person kid
No.75201
>>75199
Pssh fucked that up!
No.75203
>>75195
this isn't ancient greece! i got bathrobes
>>75198
oh
No.75204
>>75203
well I should do as the romans do and be as manly as possible by fucking your face
No.75208
>>75204
I'm from the Batavi tribe, you can't hurt us!
No.75210
>>75207
This show as a good show, even if those are made of plastic.
No.75212
>>75208
I don't wanna hurt you too badly, just do lots of lewds things with and hug
No.75213
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No.75217
>>75215
I didnt post any lewd
no clue what you are talking about
No.75218
The Division beta when?
I preordered it like a tool
No.75219
>>75216
well you can have as many as you like as well as kisses and snuggles and cuddles too!
No.75220
>>75164
It's 2016 and two famous 69 year olds died from cancer within the first two weeks.
No.75221
>>75218
never ever forever
No.75222
>>75218
Soon i hope I bought the humble bundle for $10 to get the beta
No.75223
>>75217
Must of been my imagination
>>75218
2105
No.75229
>>75220
Its really sad to be honest.