No.75224
In 211 the Roman emperor Septimius Severus died of an unknown illness in York edition
Were you sluts just planning on never making a new thread? brb vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TseLcnxTPK8
No.75235
Through tragic circumstances, this thread, even with all rights on its side, will die. RIP thread.
No.75251
>>75242
There's no need to rub it in!
No.75274
>>75269
I could go for a Bit myself.
>>75268
I refuse!
>>75271
Th-that really wasn't necessary, I didn't actually feel bad! Thanks, though!
No.75275
>>75274
you can't refuse a promise!
No.75276
>>75274
merry christmas slut
No.75277
Well i'm gonna take a nap.
No.75278
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No.75279
>>75277
sleep well
>>75278
hey there sweetcutes
No.75280
>>75277
see you later
>>75278
MAGIRINO
No.75281
>>75276
>>75275
I can refuse the premise of a promise!
>>75278
Hi, Magi!
No.75282
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>>75279
Hey spider hows you?
No.75283
>>75281
well I don't accept
>>75282
oh I'm o.k enough, got a doctors appointment later today
you goods?
No.75284
>>75280
Hey tak hows you?
>>75281
Skandi <3
>>75283
Oh i'm very good :3
No.75285
>>75284
why's that sexylegs?
No.75286
>>75284
two weeks sober today
I went for a long walk yesterday
I think I'll do the same today
No.75287
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>>75285
Oh a certain person has made me really happy :3
>>75286
Nice one tak, walks are good for clearing ones thoughts
No.75288
No.75289
>>75287
you're doing well I trust?
No.75291
>>75290
>not being a NEET with a income and owning your own place
No.75292
>>75274
That will be $4040 please
>>75277
cya later!
No.75293
>>75291
>rooting your life away in a shitty apartment and do nothing
XD
No.75294
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>>75288
Hmm.. now what can I possibly say :3
>>75289
Very well tak, what about you?
No.75295
>>75283
Neither do I.
>>75284
I would ask how you're doing, but I see you're doing well! Personally I've barely gotten out of my chair all day! Having a day off is nice as hell.
>>75290
Working's okay! Hi!
>>75292
… That's supposed to be $40.40, right?
No.75296
>>75293
I can do whatever I want to do whenever I want to do it, that can't really be said for someone working full time
No.75297
>>75295
Are you implying im that cheap?!
No.75298
>>75294
say whatever comes to heart
>>75295
I disagree
No.75299
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>>75295
A nice comfy day then, niceone!
No.75300
>>75294
Much better now that you're here.
No.75301
>>75295
Work for me Skandi
>>75296
Kill yourself then.
No.75302
No.75304
>>75297
I'm just haggling 'cause otherwise I can't afford you.
>>75298
Same.
>>75301
I'm already working for myself! Besides, with how you're bullying NEETs, you pretty much have to love working.
No.75305
Hey everybody. How are things?
No.75306
>>75298
I could say that I've got a bf..
>>75300
Thats kind of you to say Tak
>>75301
Gropy what job do you do?
You over the cold then?
No.75307
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>>75304
Damn wagecucks, ok I will allow you to rent me for 24 hours!
No.75308
>>75305
oh things are great
>>75306
you seem happy.
No.75309
>>75304
different!
>>75305
they're going
how's you?
>>75306
who's it?
No.75310
>>75309
I'm good, a lot better than I've been for a while really.
>>75308
That's good to hear.
No.75311
>>75310
looks like things are looking up for everyone!
You okay, Lot?
No.75312
>>75310
that's great, what do you think caused that?
No.75313
>>75307
I'll just need a few hours.
>>75309
You too!
No.75314
No.75315
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>>75308
I'm very very happy tak. And I'm glad you are taking better care of yourself
>>75309
Now who could it be? hmmmm….
No.75316
>>75313
never ever
>>75315
it's me!
>>75314
at least you're not dead
No.75317
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No.75318
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>>75314
I know such sad news ;~; RIP
>>75316
No its not you spidy :P
No.75319
>>75318
I was so sure though, maybe you're mistaken?
No.75321
>>75317
How dare you get my hopes up like that!
>>75316
All the time!
No.75322
>>75321
alright I'll fuck you all the time then
No.75323
also, when i was on hold on the phone to the doctors, the radio plays, and what they were talking about was how we wash our hands way to much
apparently it is resulting in the near extinction of good helpful gut bacteria
so the new advice is, do not wash your hands after gardening, petting your dog, or other times where nice bacteria from outside could make it onto them
No.75324
>>75319
No sadly the bad news is it's not you
>>75320
Sorry Tak its not you either :s
>>75323
You also shouldn't shower every day either, it lowers the immune system
No.75325
>>75324
I need details
who is it?
can I know?
No.75326
>>75324
yiss, i do not, i didn't know it lowers your immune system, but i skip a day or sometimes too, cause showering too often is bad for your skin
No.75327
>>75324
so the surprise news is that it's really is me and the bad news was just a lie…. right?
No.75328
>>75321
>Only thinking im a sex object
Skandi pls!
No.75329
>>75328
that's right, you're a sex person who don't need no pu re
No.75330
File: 1452783755533.png (693.43 KB, 1156x884, 17:13, Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at ….png)

This moron is fighting against encryption.
This moron, who, upon receiving a call on his apple watch, said, "My watch can't be talking…" and accidentally answered it.
STAY AWAY FROM TECHNOLOGY IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT
ENCRYPTION IS GOOD
CUNT
No.75332
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>>75325
… hes around
>>75326
Yeah it kills the good bacteria on your skin etc
Thats why everyone should bathe/shower every other day
>>75327
Nope, bad news is bad news I'm afraid spidey
No.75333
>>75332
how about I just pretend it's good news instead then?
No.75335
No.75337
File: 1452784187742.png (174.23 KB, 567x788, 567:788, 292cebbfc37065c61d47fadc84….png)

>>75333
It is good news I have a bf
>>75334
Hes on this board.
>>75335
No, that would be silly I don't love myself :3
No.75338
>>75328
Okay fine, you're also a qt person, I guess.
>>75322
I don't think that's right!
No.75339
>>75337
Why is that silly? I love myself!
No.75340
>>75336
it's o.k I'll protect you from the bullies
>>75337
well it would be even better if it was an open relationship
>>75338
trust me I'm a spider, I know these things
No.75341
>>75337
Uh-huh.
Can we talk?
No.75342
>>75340
What things? I've started to lose the thread of the conversation, I think.
No.75343
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>>75338
>>75340
Its over, the bullies won
No.75344
Sorry for late replies, pretty preoccupied.
>>75311
Yeah I'm pretty ok.
>>75312
himitsu
No.75345
>>75339
I don't love myself. I'm very self concious.
>>75340
nope
>>75341
Yeah we can talk if you want tak.
No.75346
>>75342
it's alright just put on a dress and everything will be better
>>75343
don't say I didn't try!
>>75344
the manga or you're not telling?
>>75345
oh well
No.75347
>>75344
I'm here if you need me.
I'm also full of good advice.
>>75345
kk
No.75348
>>75343
>>75346
We've been over this! I don't have a crossdressing body!
No.75351
No.75352
>>75346
Its ok
>>75348
Skandi is a manly sissy with a beard tbh
No.75353
>>75346
Just not yet, I'm biding my time.
>>75347
how do I stop my PS4 auto ejecting?
No.75354
>>75352
it'll never be o.k
>>75353
fair play then
No.75355
>>75353
Change the position.
Wipe it down.
Remove the glossy HDD panel, and locate a small screw at the top of the PS4 (by top I mean the way you would see it if you had the PS4 stood up vertically), and tighten it.
No.75356
>>75350
>>75351
I don't prove stuff like that unless drunk and seduced, sorry.
>>75352
I am not a sissy!
No.75357
>>75355
done all of that.
It still fucking does it.
No.75358
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>>75356
Yes yes of course!
No.75359
>>75356
I can do one of those things.
>>75357
Multiple hard resets.
Start in safe mode.
No.75360
>>75356
let me seduce you then
No.75361
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>>75354
Its already ok! Its to late!
No.75362
No.75363
>>75358
Exactly. I'm just 100% man.
>>75359
I somehow doubt it, no offence!
>>75360
Nope!
No.75364
>>75363
Feelings:
Hurt [x]
Not Hurt [ ]
No.75365
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>>75362
R.I.P
>>75363
I think you added an extra 0 there
No.75366
>>75363
too bad I'm gunna seduce the dickings into you
>>75365
don't cry for me, I was already dead
No.75367
>>75366
I wont stop crying till the sun goes out
No.75368
No.75369
>>75364
But I said "no offence"!
>>75365
I'm pretty sure I meant to say that I'm "just 100 men".
>>75366
Nobody will seduce anything into me!
But now it's vidya time!
No.75370
>>75369
Enjoy ya hentai vidya!
No.75371
>>75367
then lets blow up the sun
>>75369
vidya away up
No.75373
No.75375
Let us scream until the pain of the day manages to pass.
No.75376
>>75371
but youre dead
>>75372
Mornino
No.75378
>>75375
how about masturbating instead?
>>75376
too bad
No.75379
I found a game that we all could play.
>inb4 early access
Look at all of those overwhelmingly positive reviews.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/252870/
>5 man crew aboard a space vessel as we explore the star systems with /lewd/
>>75373
Not really, but thanks for asking!
No.75380
>>75379
oh well
that game is o.k but it needs alot of work before it's actually fun
No.75382
>>75380
It looks like it'd be fun with a group of people.
No.75383
>>75378
I have not done that in months, mostly because of my now ex-girlfriend.
Life just likes to punish me for trying to be something more, or even just not alone.
No.75384
>>75381
no u
>>75382
in the same way everything is
>>75383
I know how that's like, just gotta keep on trying on with it else you get bogged down too much to even do basic things anymore
No.75385
>>75384
But im already ded
No.75387
Im going to bed! as soon all the bullies will probably be awake!
No.75389
>>75385
I'll have to kiss you better then
No.75390
File: 1452786831544.jpg (211.39 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 9cb117dc8734b07a3bba3382a9….jpg)

back
>>75379
Hello noun
>>75387
Nini Burt <3
No.75391
>>75390
it's pins isn't it?
No.75392
>>75384
Encouraging words from a spider, I guess the world is upside-down. Regardless, yeah.
>>75385
We are all already dead inside.
>>75388
Good morning.
No.75393
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>>75391
Nope, though he has posted in this very thread. Hes a tad busy atm though. :3
No.75394
>>75386
This tbh
>>75387
Gud night pervert
>>75389
Watch where you put those lips!!
No.75395
Pirating Pulsar: Lost Colony to see if it's worthwhile.
>>75390
Hey there.
No.75396
>>75392
it is if you don't get a lucky with it
>>75393
I'll figure it out one day
>>75394
oh I'll be watching alright
>>75395
it's likely on vola
No.75397
>>75395
Hey noun, hows you?
No.75398
>>75396
What's vola?
>>75397
I'm okay. How are you?
No.75400
>>75398
https://volafile.io/r/HF33Go
it's the thing they use in the share threads sometimes
>>75399
if you get scared I can always hug it all better
No.75401
>multiplayer only game
Oh well, guess I'll just have to buy it some time.
No.75402
>>75401
you can play it alone, you just get bots
No.75403
>>75396
Well for now, I can always try to forget by force and claim it's alright when someone asks, pic related.
>>75401
Better luck next time.
No.75404
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>>75398
I'm great, in very good form actually
You feeling any better?
No.75405
No.75406
You've got your mother in a whirl~
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
No.75407
>>75406
you're a girly boy
No.75408
Speaking of pirating, y'all need to pirate a copy of CoD4 so you can play with me, the non-steam online multi works just fine. Me and a few friends are getting it today, come join in the hilarity.
No.75410
>>75407
I'm a super manly man! Grrrrr
No.75411
I just remembered something I need to say before I sleep!
M14 is my waifu and my raifu
That is all
No.75412
>>75408
I will join! I use to be a cod god tbh fam
No.75413
>>75409
and legs
and lips
and dicks~
>>75410
cutie
No.75414
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No.75416
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No.75417
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>>75410
You're a sissy little shit that likes being bent over tables and taken like a girl. Don't fucking lie.
No.75418
>>75408
Hey senti hows you?
No.75419
No.75420
This is what we really should be playing
http://smashboards.com/threads/melee-netplay-community-build-0-2-0-released.372251/
Works with 0 effort, nice online, no port forwarding or anything.
No.75421
>>75419
Not if I cut off the head first!
Pssh nothing personal kid
No.75422
>>75413
bluh
>>75417
double bluh
No.75425
>>75421
*grows back*
>>75422
no bluhes only comfy
No.75426
My nice headphones just snapped and broke, I really can't catch a break today.
No.75427
>>75423
hulb
>>75425
I just had half a liter of espresso i aint gonna be comfy
No.75428
>>75426
it'll seem like that for awhiles
don't let it get to you
>>75427
no, you're going to be hyper and lewd all day now
No.75431
>>75416
I dunno if that's the one that I have but I'm sure it works, I just got one off of my brother's hard drive.
>>75418
Tired, heading to work in ten minutes, how are you?
>>75424
There is objectively nothing wrong with Smash Melee
No.75433
>>75432
the manga seems better
No.75434
>>75431
Alright its done downloading we can hit it up once youre back
>>75433
Manga is always better
No.75435
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>>75430
yes its you <3
>>75431
I'm grand, got myself a bf.
No.75436
No.75437
>>75428
nooo just evening
>>75429
wat
No.75440
>>75437
make the most out of it
No.75441
I'm off to work, baibai
>>75434
Excited! I have like 3-6 months of playtime on CoD4, haven't played in a long time and can't wait to feel the comfy again.
No.75442
No.75444
>>75441
Cant wait! Cya later!
No.75446
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>>75439
Thank you bit <3
>>75441
cya Senti
>>75443
I know so sad :(
No.75447
No.75449
>>75447
Run around! Fap! Chase your cock to get tired!
No.75451
No.75452
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>>75440
haha no
>>75445
hii hii hii
No.75455
No.75456
>>75449
I dont do lewd things ever and running kills my damaged knees and its to cold to chase my cock around also it would attack me!
Ill just stay up till my medication makes me sleep
No.75457
>>75452
Are you done licking people and messing with their hair?
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No.75458
あなた は 私 に 力 を 与える。
You are not alone.
No.75460
>>75459
I know I am a terrible person
No.75461
>>75455
what.
>>75457
*strokes cheek*
No.75462
>>75461
Help!! I need an adult!
No.75463
>>75446
I've not said how much I like this artist, his stuff is great.
No.75464
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>>75453
tfw cant pilot ship because my keys are fucking up
>>75460
Go out there and that cock!
No.75465
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No.75467
>>75464
Its below freezing out there!
No.75469
>>75468
Why am I the target of all this?!
No.75470
>>75466
Hey Bit, I just got myself the spiciest curry I can, for my hangover.
Spicy food, bed… what is missing?
I think I need something to watch.
No.75471
A day in my life, .gif related.
No.75472
File: 1452792546028.jpg (553.67 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, e8a8deaa7eebce3de7e9c08bc9….jpg)

>>75463
Its very cute, nicely drawn.
No.75474
>>75467
Then it must be sacrificed!
>>75470
Some hentai! Hmm maybe some anime/Twitch or watch Burt get bullied
No.75475
>>75474
Nah, already fapped all the badness away, now thanks to Burt, I'm now eatching Archer.
No.75476
>>75475
>>75475
Hehe read that wrong a few tims, oh ok enjoy!
No.75478
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No.75479
>>75476
*watching
Will enjoy!
Then later another fapping rampage… which you will be taken as collateral damage
No.75480
>>75474
Thats not nice I thought you liked that cock and wanted to tame it?
>>75475
Good!
No.75481
>>75469
Cause you're such a good boy!
*holds hands*
No.75482
>>75478
Yeah? Well you're cuter.
No.75483
No.75484
>>75479
W-What?
>>75479
Cocks cant be tamed that was a myth im sorry.
No.75485
>>75481
No I am not! why would think that?
No hand holding I am p.ure!
>>75484
It is still your dream and I wont let you give up on it
No.75486
No.75487
>tfw too tall for my full sized bed so my feet hang off the end
FUUUUCK
No.75488
>>75487
cut off your feet
problem solved
No.75489
>>75485
Changed my dream, im farming waifus now
No.75490
>>75480
Season 3, ep 1, pretty cool .w.
>>75484
You heard me.
NOTHING FRIENDLIER THAN FRIENDLY FIRE!
>>75486
ur a shit, wolf!
>>75487
Get a tiny footstool to get extra feetspace
>Not enough covers to cover your feet.
No.75491
>>75483
I am badass
>>75485
of course you are sweetheart!
okaii *lays in lap*
>>75487
crawl up in foetus form
No.75492
>>75490
no u
>>75491
your ass is cute!
No.75493
>>75488
Spiders have a lot of feet, he would know.
>>75490
You're alright.
>>75491
Gay.
No.75494
>>75492
wow ok
>>75493
It's okay it's become a girl day so it's fine
No.75495
>>75490
Youre gonna have to fight me first!
No.75496
>>75489
Fair enough dream
Ill let my cock know he wont be getting a tamer
>>75490
Indeed, I love the show all episodes
>>75491
Why me… there are better people and im p.ure!
No.75497
>>75482
no you are the cute one
No.75498
No.75499
>>75496
It was never meant to be
No.75500
>>75493
Well, of course I'm alright.
Alright is pretty much my middle name.
>>75492
no u gaylard
>>75495
I would love to!
Surely will put the RAMPAGE in fapping rampage.
I wouldn't even need to win, just the scuffle will excite me enough!
>>75496
I heard they go for a photorealisitic look and focus on detail of background as well as characters.
No.75501
No.75502
>>75490
Interesting. I shall try that.
>>75491
Yeah but I like to switch it up every now and then. Some nights I sleep with a pillow between my legs, curled up in the fetal position where on other nights (most of the nights), I sleep on my belly with my legs straightened out.
No.75503
>>75499
What a sad story…
>>75500
yeah they do good with details and stuff.
No.75504
>>75494
Girl day?
>>75498
Pet the furred spider.
>>75500
I like ya, you're good.
>>75502
Curl-up against a Revy pillow.
No.75506
>>75497
I'm not going to get into this argument :3
You're adorable though.
No.75507
Hmmm. I'll have to get Futa on here someday and be cute with him here.
Bwahahaha
No.75509
No.75511
>>75509
Hey man. How goes it?
No.75512
>>75496
*cheek kiss*
no talkie talkie
>>75498
im no super herro
>>75502
oh samee, new bed time1
>>75504
yush
No.75514
>Tfw no one else is home.
>I can hang out shirtless and no one will care
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA
No.75515
>>75511
I'm tired as fuck because my retard father had to book an appointment with the doctors right away so I have to stay up way longer then I needed to
>>75512
you're the best superest cuter
No.75516
>>75512
HELP! Someone help me please! I am p.ure…
>>75513
No.75517
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75514
No one is home I'm blaring them good jams while dancing erratically
No.75518
>>75514
You fucking rebel
>>75516
No.75519
> all these posting errors
Quality.
>>75514
> not living on your own and going shirtless whenever
Get on my level, punk.
>>75515
Was/is it an early appointment? I didn't think they did late appointments.
No.75520
>>75501
Just spitting ideas, pretty much good at that.
>>75505
Cmon, it'll be fun~
I'm already eating now so… yeah, you're gonna get hurt tenderly. >:3
>>75504
I'M GONNA LIKE YOU MORE
No.75521
>>75504
I'll have to buy one some day.
>>75512
I deserve a King sized bed!
No.75522
>>75518
>>75521
>not sleeping on a couch or futon
casuals
No.75523
>>75522
> sleeping on a couch
Why, though?
No.75524
>>75523
Its comfy…
dont judge me
No.75525
>>75519
Hey us poorfags gotta take what chances we can get.
>>75517
>You will never play vice city for the first time again.
No.75526
>>75519
it's late and what's annoying is my father is the kinda person who's always super early to anything and I have to make him go a reasonable time
>>75520
shallow ideas instead!
No.75527
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>>75506
no argument from me, you just have to accept that you are lovely and sweet, cute and adorable yourself
No.75528
>>75509
Spiders need attention too I guess.
>>75512
Well I need feminine attention too, then.
>>75516
>>75524
I need more Jiisuri.
>>75517
Pump it up and pour more drinks.
>>75520
DO IT, I DARE YOU
>>75521
Might get you one for a birthday or something then.
No.75529
>>75520
I think this is rape..
>>75522
No.75530
>>75528
yes I does otherwise I'll die
No.75531
>>75528
I wasn't gonna start drinking yet but I guess I can.
Was gonna wait for people to at least get home yet
>>75525
>gta will never have a hd remake of vice city
Lance is literally the best GTA character of all time and one of my favorite video game characters of all time.
No.75533
>>75524
It's comfy if you can fit on the couch and it doesn't have armrests, sure. Lots do, though.
I've got one of those sofa/futon things that folds out to be a bed and I guess that's comfy enough, though.
>>75525
You'll get your chance later on in life, I'm sure.
>>75526
Why does he need you there, anyways?
No.75534
aaaaa
i need to get an error
dammit
No.75535
>>75534
You can have all of mine.
No.75536
>>75515
das a weird
>>75516
wanna come into my room lil one?
>>75521
Yeahh! get one!
>>75528
*hug!*
No.75537
>>75529
Not if I don't penetrate… or you're dead.
Or something.
>>75528
*LIKES YOU HARD*
>>75526
Oh, so cutting up your feet is a better idea?
No.75540
>>75533
it's for me, he wants to be there because fuck me
>>75536
ur a cutes
>>75537
always
No.75543
>>75537
I gotta get something done, please dont rape my invisible corpse while im away
No.75544
Oh for fuck sakes.
let's just assume it works and push the update.
No.75545
>>75528
I only got her when she is with M14
>>75529
You took them though!
>>75533
I got a futon like that but i fit on my couch I just put a bunch of pillows the armrest and Im 6ft but its nice and comfy
>>75536
I am not little and you just want to do unp.ure things to me!!
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No.75546
>>75519
Hey us poorfags gotta take what chances we can get.
>>75517
>You will never play vice city for the first time again.
No.75547
>>75544
Yeah, I think I got your share of the errors.
>>75545
My futon's a bit of a pain. It's wooden framed and if you sit too close to the front of it, the frame is pretty weak.
I'm not that heavy, I swear!
I've got a comfy couch, so I use that on a day to day basis and have the futon on the side of the room.
No.75548
Time for dinner brb
>>75540
yeah yeah
>>75545
woooow of course n- maybee~
No.75549
spider if you ever talk to my girlfriend again i will fucking fly to England go to your house and make you bleed to death from paper cuts
No.75550
>>75547
See couch and futon master race!
>>75548
Its nice you give me the attention but like I said I am p.ure so I cant do those things with you!
No.75551
>>75547
Well, if you use 8k, the update is that if post.php returns a status error like 404 or 503, the QR will automatically retry until the post goes through.
No.75552
>>75550
Nah, double bed, thanks.
I let guests sleep on the futon and get blinded by the morning sunlight shining through the skylight~
No.75553
>>75551
Oh, cool. I'll look forward to getting that, then.
No.75554
>>75530
Don't die, then.
>>75531
Drinking means I got NO FUCKIN PROBLEM AT ALL.
>>75536
I demand more!
>>75537
I'LL LIKE YOU HARDER
>>75545
Well then I will have to find more of her.
No.75555
>>75552
Well never mind then! you're are lucky people though
>>75554
I need to get more m14 myself
No.75556
>>75555
The benefits of working hard and stuff.
No.75557
>>75555
your guests are*
my mind is all messed up right now sorry
No.75558
>>75557
They're lucky if they bring a blindfold or can sleep through direct sunlight, yeah.
No.75559
>>75557
Or even luckier if they end up in my bedroom with the blackout blinds
No.75560
>>75546
What happened to my post?
>>75531
I loved the mobster feel of vice city. Going around and becoming the king. The newer gta's just can't copy that.
>>75533
Hopefully one day I'll have a mansion and then the only people who see me are maids and butlers!
No.75561
>>75558
If they cant sleep through direct sunlight they don't deserve the comfort of the futon
>>75559
Oh my…
No.75562
Back, time to like and rampage~
>>75554
DO IT, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU
No.75563
>>75560
Ahh…mansions are overkill, though. I'm pretty happy with the size of the place I have now.
>>75561
Good point! I still wouldn't sleep in here without the blinds, though. I probably should invest in some more blinds sometime, even if I end up leaving them open most of the time.
> Oh my…
~
No.75564
>>75563
You really should its not to nice guests and even if you do leave them open you may need to close at some point or guests do!
>~
No tildes!
No lewd!
P.ure only
Final destination
No.75565
>>75564
It's pretty rare that I have people over and staying overnight, though.
I'll tilde all I want! You can't stop me!
No.75566
>>75225
>>75225
>>75225
>>75225
>>75225
>>75225
>>75225
"NEW" THREAD
(A little early so people don't forget and make an actual new thread.)
No.75567
>>75566
An ACTUAL new thread?
Whoa.
No.75573
This thread filled up fast.
No.75600
>>75548
not so cutes now
>>75554
2late
>>75549
he's my girlfriend now~