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File: 1452779687732.jpg (232.71 KB, 1196x1200, 299:300, kyokopeace.jpg)

 No.75225

Post last edited at

 No.75227

First for me

>>75223

yes


 No.75228

File: 1452779767042.jpg (480.78 KB, 600x920, 15:23, 1423888387397.jpg)


 No.75230

File: 1452779780296.png (613.29 KB, 1250x727, 1250:727, 18418913_p0.png)

>>75225

baby boy

>>75227

Lies!


 No.75232

File: 1452779814630.png (40.31 KB, 500x325, 20:13, Suzaya00243.png)

I'd fuck Kyoko.


 No.75233

>>75232

I'd everyone here

cept burt


 No.75234

File: 1452779853853.jpg (688.76 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 1423887806483.jpg)

>>75230

sorry…


 No.75236

File: 1452779862352.jpg (53.67 KB, 528x604, 132:151, nice.jpg)

>>75219

so comfy!


 No.75237

File: 1452779900657.gif (20.91 KB, 500x439, 500:439, sUrm1rtcfaqo1_500.gif)


 No.75238

>>75233

I'd a spider.


 No.75239

File: 1452779964336.jpg (68.32 KB, 360x390, 12:13, sk1426890959855.jpg)

My thread was made first I just didn't post it in the old thread first because I took too long picking a reaction image.

>>75237

I think it's too late by now!


 No.75240

>>75236

comfy is the best comfy

>>75238

that's lewd


 No.75243

>>75232

I already did


 No.75244

File: 1452780027532.gif (296.32 KB, 246x281, 246:281, Suzaya00229.gif)

>>75240

we'll bang, okay?


 No.75245

File: 1452780067197.jpg (501.73 KB, 750x600, 5:4, 78fb1ad0cb3e507fe6f3b9d7e5….jpg)

>>75234

Its ok

>>75239

Its ok! Accept this hug!


 No.75246

>>75239

rip

>>75244

alright!


 No.75247

File: 1452780097130.png (187.79 KB, 791x722, 791:722, 1abf689ea73d658b7c6666b6a8….png)

>>75245

Well I guess that looks more like a kiss


 No.75248

>>75247

kisses are hugs of the lips


 No.75249

File: 1452780154657.jpg (555.73 KB, 800x1161, 800:1161, 1423884001113.jpg)

>>75245

Thank you!


 No.75250

File: 1452780160387.png (942.67 KB, 361x666, 361:666, kyokosword.png)

>>75232

No one is fucking my Kyoko.


 No.75252

File: 1452780192697.jpg (33.93 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 9vXEj1qi7dh5.jpg)

>>75239

I know that, i was just having a little

fun since kyoko was doing the same thing with

my thread for some time ago.


 No.75253

File: 1452780201637.jpg (89.01 KB, 681x916, 681:916, 1406172361849.jpg)

>>75250

They mean you


 No.75254

>>75250

I meant you, sir.


 No.75255

File: 1452780234322.gif (530.39 KB, 340x500, 17:25, dubadu.gif)

>>75240

sure sure


 No.75256

>>75255

so get comfy!


 No.75257

File: 1452780384022.jpg (137.99 KB, 800x730, 80:73, f10c023992f7b41e60226be6c6….jpg)

>>75248

Guess youre right

>>75249

Now make some bacon!


 No.75258

File: 1452780433286.png (360 KB, 600x600, 1:1, sk1426890959605.png)

>>75245

>>75246

I'll live! Barely.

>>75252

Oh right, I think I remember that. About the most dramatic thing that's happened here!


 No.75259

File: 1452780474755.gif (697.9 KB, 555x666, 5:6, kyokosnake.gif)

>>75254

>>75258

Rename your thread to 212 and we'll use it next. Otherwise bring your axe and fight me at the gate to asgard for your place!


 No.75260

File: 1452780493938.jpg (109.18 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 1422887041562.jpg)

>>75257

Lets hope I don't mess up


 No.75261

>>75257

let me show you how right I am

>>75258

well you can always have a hug to make up for it


 No.75262

File: 1452780572422.jpg (89.52 KB, 736x1150, 16:25, Suzaya00239.jpg)

>>75259

sometime soon.

You feeling any better?


 No.75263

File: 1452780590061.png (433.56 KB, 650x700, 13:14, ae3be0b5f1f8b434a3e2d03ee7….png)

>>75258

Accept or else!!

>>75260

I should wash up and make something to eat! Then eat da bacon

>>75261

Hey this hug is for healing purposes not lewd! You lewdy spider!


 No.75264

File: 1452780702707.jpg (102.53 KB, 448x670, 224:335, 1407086634039.jpg)

>>75263

I need to clean up the blood off my finger then I'll cook the bacon


 No.75265

File: 1452780758035.jpg (89.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, well...jpg)

>>75256

hwo though


 No.75266

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>>75259

But the Roman Emperor Septimius Severus didn't die of an unknown illness in York in 212! I think it's better to just let the thread stand as a symbol of man's cruelty to man!

>>75261

You'll just turn the hug into something lewd!

>>75263

Fiiine!


 No.75267

File: 1452780822111.jpg (1.11 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, bdab1007f0bbf085384e529ff8….jpg)

>>75264

B-Blood?!


 No.75268

>>75263

noooooo

my molesting afterwards is the lewd parts

>>75265

you get under my blankets

>>75266

I promise


 No.75269

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>>75266

Now I go for a bit!

>>75268

*Slaps your tongue*


 No.75270

>>75269

with your tongue?


 No.75271

File: 1452780963796.gif (380.52 KB, 480x270, 16:9, kyokofreezer.gif)


 No.75272

File: 1452780977647.gif (772.82 KB, 260x221, 20:17, 1391076746459.gif)

>>75267

All the blood from underneath my fingernail on the finger I slammed in the jeep door has decided its time to leave also I squeezed the nail and shot the blood out like a foot


 No.75568

File: 1452796877626.png (179.56 KB, 485x635, 97:127, sk1426890959475.png)

>>75567

What? I just mean this isn't really a new thread.


 No.75569

>>75565

Rare or not it might happen and you need to be ready.

No tildes at least in my direction,


 No.75570

File: 1452796958354.webm (4.7 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Nichijou remix.webm)


 No.75571

File: 1452796974079.jpg (16.75 KB, 225x300, 3:4, 178617.jpg)

>>75555

Have no fear, for I have found more.

>>75562

LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED


 No.75572

File: 1452797038770.png (97.91 KB, 300x340, 15:17, 1008.png)

>>75568

That's dull, though.

>>75569

What if I like sending you tildes, though?


 No.75574

File: 1452797114106.jpg (83.83 KB, 1919x946, 1919:946, sacrifice!.JPG)

THE LEWD GODS DEMAND SACRIFICE, AND ONLY A TRIBUTE OF TIGHT BOY BUTT HOLE WILL SUFFICE!

THE WHEEL OF LEWD FORTUNE WILL SPIN, AND THE WINNER WILL BE SENT TO THE TOP OF THE SACRIFICAL ALTAR WHICH HE WILL BE MILKED CEASELESSY AND HIS ORIFICES POUNDED BY AMAZONION FUTAS!


 No.75575

File: 1452797167067.png (455.13 KB, 462x568, 231:284, age 14-2.png)

We playing musical threads here?


 No.75576

wait why am i on the wheel what do i win


 No.75577

File: 1452797175575.png (104.39 KB, 300x357, 100:119, 592.png)

>>75574

You added yourself on there?


 No.75578

>>75574

put me on it.


 No.75579

File: 1452797229721.png (77.04 KB, 300x288, 25:24, 513.png)

>>75576

A free fucking, I think.

Whether you want it or not.


 No.75580

File: 1452797246357.jpg (50.68 KB, 394x394, 1:1, sk1426890959889.jpg)

>>75572

I DON'T UNDERSTAND


 No.75581

File: 1452797251069.gif (738.19 KB, 500x556, 125:139, afge.gif)

>>75574

>not giving me purple


 No.75582

File: 1452797268911.png (375.93 KB, 605x720, 121:144, 19.png)

>>75574

>almost all of the names are animus people

this really is just animus 2.0 now isnt it..


 No.75583

File: 1452797273071.jpeg (89.56 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 4625_cdfb_960.jpeg)

>>75571

Good work! I am proud.

>>75572

I cant accept them as they are lewd and I p.ure


 No.75584

File: 1452797317574.png (112.19 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 480.png)

>>75582

It's probably because he knows the animus people better.

>>75583

Prove your purity.


 No.75585

File: 1452797391099.jpg (89.75 KB, 1916x940, 479:235, sacrifice!.JPG)

>>75581

It doesn't change the colors.

>>75577

Is only fair.

>>75582

You just earned yourself a place. SPINNING NOW.


 No.75586

File: 1452797401962.jpg (129.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, faogR.jpg)

>>75574

Scan me up.

>>75583

Feels good.

>>75582

>>75584

What is Animus?


 No.75587

File: 1452797447328.png (436.35 KB, 524x600, 131:150, abf.png)

>>75586

Animus is a board that raided us. We cool now.


 No.75588

File: 1452797548381.png (233.56 KB, 546x496, 273:248, h34v32j4.png)

I will have you know i was the animus admin till i gave it up to come here

this board is the promised land


 No.75589

File: 1452797575196.jpg (118.63 KB, 1919x946, 1919:946, 1452797114106.jpg)

>>75582

its like even lewd and animus

>>75584

Prove im not p.ure

>>75586

It does


 No.75590

omg that post retry is so fucking good

wow

problem fucking solved


 No.75591

File: 1452797645988-0.jpg (56.57 KB, 1897x954, 1897:954, Mayaka.JPG)

File: 1452797645989-1.jpg (98.83 KB, 1917x957, 639:319, futa god.JPG)

MAYAKA WINS THE PROSTATE MILKING OF HIS LIFE,

THE NEXT ROLL IS TO SEE YOU WILL BE THE CONDIUT OF THE FUTA GOD! WHO BECOMES THE FUTA GOD?


 No.75592

File: 1452797697126.jpg (28.79 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hmm.jpg)

>>75591

me pls


 No.75593

File: 1452797756047.png (107.55 KB, 300x368, 75:92, 414.png)

>>75589

~~~~~

>>75590

Thank you!


 No.75594

File: 1452797787115.jpg (58.58 KB, 1912x951, 1912:951, Dotter God.JPG)

DOTTER BECOMES FUTA GOD, KING OF ALL THE FUTA AMAZONIANS!


 No.75595

File: 1452797844546.png (298.85 KB, 912x496, 57:31, m,,zxc,._.png)

>>75593

is it working for you too? :D

it fires like instantly

it's perfect


 No.75596

File: 1452797912903.jpg (70.04 KB, 989x807, 989:807, m14(7).jpg)

>>75593

I am calling the police!


 No.75597

File: 1452797943920.png (73.21 KB, 200x345, 40:69, 594.png)

>>75594

Futa God, huh? Cool.

What are the benefits.

>>75595

Seems pretty good.

>>75596

Pff. Please.

That hardly ever works.


 No.75598

Now, how does MAyaka suffer in the hands of the futa god dotter?

Please type in the punishment and quote it here, make it as slutty as possible, I'm adding it to the wheel.


 No.75599

File: 1452798071788.jpg (35.02 KB, 696x785, 696:785, 1447878488911.jpg)

>>75589

I'm also your friend, not just Nondes'.

>>75594

>>75598

I never win anything, but I'll take you as consolidation.

However I'm not lewd enough to write something like that out.


 No.75601

File: 1452798142065.png (450.54 KB, 455x648, 455:648, abrn.png)

>>75598

Mayaka is buttfucked by Dotter's horse cock.


 No.75602

File: 1452798189211.png (375.93 KB, 605x720, 121:144, 19.png)

homosexuals are literally the most disgusting, degenerate, lowly people in existence

you're all disgusting and i hope you all get gay cancer and die faggots

burn in hell


 No.75603

File: 1452798201982.jpg (452.24 KB, 1510x1067, 1510:1067, 1411304929234.jpg)

Another day another dollar.

Sup


 No.75604

File: 1452798213605.gif (1.97 MB, 500x275, 20:11, aqd.gif)

Catch ya later /lewd/.


 No.75605

>>75574

why am I on it?

who actually wants to see me

>>75604

take care


 No.75606

File: 1452798280895.png (83.46 KB, 300x262, 150:131, 617.png)

>>75603

And another whiskey?


 No.75607

>>75597

Having a horse cock, which cums sweet syrup as semen?

An army of futas? Your choice of bottom bitches?


 No.75608

File: 1452798296448-0.webm (352.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ping.webm)

File: 1452798296448-1.jpg (795.23 KB, 1700x1237, 1700:1237, 1368004585375.jpg)

>>75597

Back up I got a Garand and it goes ping!

>>75599

I know sorry I meant it in how you came here! Noun invited you not me


 No.75609

I've been needing a reason to stop, and I've hurt two people already. I think that's reason enough.


 No.75610

File: 1452798394865.jpg (70.22 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1360241591189.jpg)

>>75606

Not today! Got offered wine tho but it was white and thats gross.


 No.75611

File: 1452798401125.png (101.21 KB, 300x336, 25:28, 555.png)

>>75607

Noice.

>>75608

I have a bulletproof vest and UK anti gun legislature!


 No.75612

File: 1452798439666.png (337.05 KB, 590x534, 295:267, 50.png)

>>75603

this place is simply unredeemable and degenerate, seriously disgusting.

homosexuals are truly the dredges of society…

>>75609

stop what


 No.75613

File: 1452798452130.png (113.49 KB, 340x341, 340:341, 309.png)

>>75610

Geez. It's alright for some.

I'm obviously in the wrong business here.

Just you wait, he'll be offering you bottles of alcohol next.


 No.75614

File: 1452798453431.jpg (129.64 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1360365309806.jpg)

>>75609

Tell me. Tell me about the drama.


 No.75615

>>75609

you're going to hurt people if you mean it or not, so why care?


 No.75616

File: 1452798523097.jpg (57.73 KB, 1917x937, 1917:937, PUNISHMENT.JPG)

Need more punishment!


 No.75617

dredges is a verb


 No.75618

File: 1452798566652.jpg (1.44 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Upotte!!.full.1278805.jpg)

>>75611

Thats why I am hiding here in America away from your tildes!!


 No.75619

>>75615

Because despite all of my cognitive dissonance, I still feel empathy


 No.75620

>>75619

feeling things is for gays dude


 No.75621

File: 1452798672421.png (291.55 KB, 459x510, 9:10, 25.png)

mika, whats wrong?


 No.75622

File: 1452798688423.png (113.26 KB, 300x372, 25:31, 345.png)

>>75618

That ocean won't protect you forever!

>>75619

Sometimes it's unavoidable that people get hurt, as long as you care about that and try to avoid it and deal with the aftermath, it's good to care.


 No.75623

and as a noun, the plural of the name of the machines for dredging as a verb

"the dredge dredges the lake"

"the lake was dredged by the dredges"


 No.75624

File: 1452798736925.jpg (38.91 KB, 500x390, 50:39, 7130857_orig.jpg)

>>75618

I need some blowback action from anyone in this thread if you get what I mean.


 No.75626

File: 1452798818511.jpg (320.24 KB, 1011x807, 337:269, EBR2.jpg)

>>75622

It can and will!


 No.75627

File: 1452798818511.png (83.57 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 1362976984858.png)

>>75613

I hope I get free bottles so I can gift them away.

>>75619

wat happen


 No.75628

homosexuals are truly the dregs of society…

ftfy


 No.75630


 No.75631

File: 1452798931453.png (100.33 KB, 300x287, 300:287, 660.png)

>>75626

All this delusion isn't healthy, you know!

>>75627

Send some over the Channel for me!


 No.75632

File: 1452798933562.jpg (40.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, cry.jpg)

>>75627

>>75626

DAMN YOU 8CHAN HIDING MY RAIFU


 No.75633

File: 1452798983280.gif (1.4 MB, 500x500, 1:1, 47dfh.gif)


 No.75634

File: 1452799002816.gif (10.57 KB, 408x408, 1:1, 1452775140908.gif)

erin i dont care lol

>>75630

do not talk to my fucking darling EVER you fucking nigger


 No.75635

File: 1452799040844.jpg (465.43 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, m14(4).jpg)

>>75631

There is no delusion

I am safe and p.ure


 No.75636

>>75633

hey babe

>>75634

he's my darling now sweet cheeks


 No.75637

>>75634

just lending a helping handie


 No.75638

File: 1452799109568.png (70.7 KB, 300x229, 300:229, 923.png)

>>75635

I'm happy for you.

Even though it's all a big lie~


 No.75639

File: 1452799110170.png (379.16 KB, 510x489, 170:163, 1369581782800.png)

>>75631

I'll throw a bottle in the sea, hopefully you will get it.

>>75632

8chan knows which waifu is the best.


 No.75640

File: 1452799174879.png (78.32 KB, 300x182, 150:91, 462.png)

>>75639

Aw. That's such a waste, though.

Do I have to collect it in person?


 No.75641

File: 1452799174829.jpg (195.78 KB, 400x620, 20:31, liever dood dan links.jpg)

I am not a hipster tokai said whilst listening to psychedelic hard funk rock from Indonesia


 No.75642

File: 1452799174895.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)

HOmosexuals aren't dregs, they just have a lonely prostate.


 No.75643

File: 1452799184920.png (88.88 KB, 250x251, 250:251, Upotte_G3A3anime_5255.png)

>>75635

Sure you are.


 No.75644

File: 1452799208738.jpg (853.88 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 9fb06689d2c5e8463c616564f5….jpg)

>bitching about other gay anime imageboards

and yet I'm the autistic one.


 No.75645

File: 1452799266137.png (109.52 KB, 300x413, 300:413, 499-1.png)

>>75644

You are? That's nice, dear.


 No.75646

>>75641

so long as you don't have think glasses you don't need on at the time it counts

>>75642

I'll keep your prostate company

>>75644

nothing wrong with abit of bitching now and again

how're you doing?


 No.75647

File: 1452799304942.png (234.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nun7GJM.png)

>>75633

Hello!


 No.75648

File: 1452799373945.png (72.19 KB, 379x378, 379:378, 7ebb4ecc53ba2bd5ee3e2b4255….png)

>>75646

I know your games, Wolf, you'd break it.


 No.75649

File: 1452799396155.png (1.01 MB, 828x1200, 69:100, Saika.png)

>>75646

nah I'm happy with my perfect vision


 No.75650

File: 1452799402434.jpg (70.65 KB, 600x338, 300:169, m14(10).jpg)

>>75638

None of its a lie get that tilde out of here!

>>75639

8chan is shit so no surprise it picked the wrong one

>>75641

you are also a hippy with that long hair so get a hair cut!

>>75643

Safest and p.urest


 No.75651

File: 1452799404885.png (98.69 KB, 300x335, 60:67, 465.png)

>>75648

You'd like that, though.


 No.75652

File: 1452799424239.jpg (1.04 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, d25a08766f60b3b74ab083c9f1….jpg)

>>75636

Ey pervert!

>>75647

Hi hi


 No.75653

File: 1452799455592.jpg (149.97 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_e64b68bcae367058f40….jpg)

>>75651

I wouldn't like it HAPPENING TO ME! ;-;

… well, I could give it a try…


 No.75654

File: 1452799473054.jpg (393.03 KB, 904x1200, 113:150, 9c9a11bd8523ed09b8cd8e162a….jpg)

>>75646

p okay, just got paid, had a lame lunch with my boss, and bought some games. Just waiting for work to end.

>>75645

thanks fam


 No.75655

File: 1452799481683.jpg (52.99 KB, 451x266, 451:266, Upotte_BR_students.jpg)

>>75648

If you're that lonely, I'm on standby to help you out.

>>75650

I feel as if that image is pretty accurate for the two of us.


 No.75656

File: 1452799508332.jpg (129.6 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, 1452639389061.jpg)

>>75654

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert

autism alert


 No.75657

File: 1452799510286.png (80.08 KB, 300x256, 75:64, 406.png)

>>75654

Anytime, babe.


 No.75658

>>75647

hi there ur self

>>75648

maybe just abit

>>75649

>perfect vision

>perfect body

is there anything you don't have?

>>75652

how you doing?

>>75654

what gaymes?


 No.75659

File: 1452799611922.jpg (209.12 KB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 31885656.jpg)

>>75658

Are you a friendly spider?

>>75652

How are you?


 No.75660

File: 1452799620358.gif (1.62 MB, 188x202, 94:101, 1360243052082.gif)

>>75640

It should float to england oui?

>>75650

Obviously coders cared more for imageboard to pick a better waifu than anything else, like being able to post.


 No.75661

File: 1452799650022.jpg (298.98 KB, 924x1200, 77:100, eaf64aaddb0f9a120b8e966cf3….jpg)

>>75656

stay warm puppers

>>75657

>>75658

FarCry 4, Deception, and Life is Strange


 No.75662

>>75659

probably but I'll have to check


 No.75663

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>75650

Peace and love though!

Want some of that love~?

>>75658

social skills


 No.75664

File: 1452799727697.png (889.59 KB, 1000x1200, 5:6, 9c74894febeba6719e2e8441d9….png)

>>75658

>>75659

Im ok, I was gonna fap but changed my mind, think I will watch some anime or something. Kinda of bored right now, how are you both?


 No.75665

stay warm puppers


 No.75666

File: 1452799767716.gif (581.25 KB, 747x1098, 83:122, 111aAUTIS.gif)

Hey lewds and cutes


 No.75667

File: 1452799800806.png (115.23 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.png)

>>75660

Yeah, but someone less deserving than me might intercept it.


 No.75668

File: 1452799807895.jpg (54.22 KB, 372x455, 372:455, m14(11).jpg)

>>75655

Its why I chose it

>>75660

They tried at least but clearly messed that up too.

>>75663

Dont you send me tildes either! I am p.ure


 No.75669

File: 1452799808704.jpg (105.25 KB, 631x850, 631:850, dc25344ab65068e7f29eecc0a5….jpg)

wait no it was contradiction

>>75666

>severus

>severus snape

>alan rickman is dead

why even live anymore


 No.75670

File: 1452799909926.png (452.91 KB, 1248x982, 624:491, Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at ….png)


 No.75671

File: 1452799927848.jpg (83.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pmkv_2335_20120527_101819.jpg)


 No.75672

>>75661

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

what's deception like?

>>75663

you're doing fine enough here

>>75664

I'm tired as hell

>>75666

hey satan


 No.75673

File: 1452799944179.jpg (46.62 KB, 300x250, 6:5, superthumb.jpg)

>>75668

~~~~~ c;

>>75666

nyelloo


 No.75674

File: 1452799946620.png (657.19 KB, 1170x842, 585:421, Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at ….png)

:')


 No.75675

File: 1452799986338.png (1.51 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, ed37e37db4113b7fc09cfb3726….png)

>>75666

Hello Satan!

>>75672

You should rest!


 No.75676

File: 1452800013633.png (485.35 KB, 669x800, 669:800, 1392399758674[1].png)

>>75666

hi, nice satanic trips

>>75667

How am I suppose to send things to uk then???

its a big island wtf

>>75668

my dad is 8chan dev and confirms my story sorry ur wrong

also he confirmed that my waifu is cuter+better


 No.75677

>>75672

It was contradiction: spot the liar, i misremembered. I haven't played it yet but people say it's good and I love fmv games.


 No.75678

File: 1452800017300.png (686.38 KB, 1200x976, 75:61, Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at ….png)

what even ^^;


 No.75679

File: 1452800035945.jpeg (155.31 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 54928bd47a355d0561b315394….jpeg)

>>75655

Oh, don't worry, I'll be sure to err.. thingy; I don't know, not sure what to say now. Braindead.


 No.75680

File: 1452800057367.png (114.39 KB, 300x345, 20:23, 579.png)

>>75676

That's why I offered to collect it in person!


 No.75681

File: 1452800067551.png (209.18 KB, 664x561, 664:561, 1452637754514.png)

>>75678

simply tragic


 No.75682

>>75666

ALL HAIL BARD!

OUR NEW DARK PRINCE!


 No.75683


 No.75684

File: 1452800160966.jpg (8.33 KB, 449x440, 449:440, 1452494514287.jpg)

>>75683

im gonnna chop ur face off


 No.75685

>>75675

I really should and will do soon

>>75677

modern FMA games are weird to me


 No.75686

File: 1452800213593.jpg (41.5 KB, 595x640, 119:128, m14(9).jpg)

>>75671

>>75673

You monsters!

>>75676

ur dad is dum!!! lol xD


 No.75687

File: 1452800218364.png (73.9 KB, 400x300, 4:3, l3U5HPIL-gameboy-s-.png)

tragic butter stick computing device


 No.75688

File: 1452800236415.png (100.59 KB, 305x215, 61:43, 1360243754340.png)

>>75670

wtf is dis site lmao I love the chinese

god bless them

>>75680

are you going to surf over the ocean?

>>75686

b&


 No.75689

File: 1452800242590.png (43.21 KB, 306x205, 306:205, kansai pfff.png)

>it's a big island

>smaller than Louisiana


 No.75690

File: 1452800249623.png (74.37 KB, 300x201, 100:67, 598.png)

>>75684

You'll have to find me first!


 No.75691

>>75688

idk but it's glorious :')


 No.75692

File: 1452800307275.png (388.19 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 00112.png)

>>75679

We'll do something, for sure!

>>75686


 No.75693

BASED ERIN


 No.75694

File: 1452800308252.jpg (51.45 KB, 534x719, 534:719, pEiHo.jpg)

>>75669

That is pretty sad I hope his family is all right

I am not a huge fan of his work but I give my respect and condolences to all who are and his family. He was a great actor most sureley.

How are you doing spicy?

>>75675

>>75672

>>75676

Thanks, you know how tight me and that satan fellow are

how are you guys doing?

>>75673

hey sweety how are ya doing tokie?


 No.75695

File: 1452800314948.png (64.47 KB, 300x229, 300:229, 485.png)

>>75688

I usually go with the plane, train or ferry option.

>>75689

And way better than Louisiana too.


 No.75696

>>75693

did i do something neat? :o


 No.75697

File: 1452800388154.png (203.7 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Dis duck.png)

>>75672

dis is not the real social!

>>75686

Awh come on don't you liek fun??

>>75694

Had too much caffeine and kinda twitching hehee'

et toii?


 No.75698

>>75696

Auto-retry. This is regarding the posting form right? I think it just worked because it stuck at 100% for a while but then you replied so it retried and managed to post I think.

Super neat.


 No.75699

>>75694

about to sleeps

>>75697

is so


 No.75700

>>75698

oh, yeah ^^

if the post handler returns a status error, it will automatically fire the upload again

it is useful right now :3


 No.75701

File: 1452800472132.jpg (203.49 KB, 1276x715, 116:65, gcutie.jpg)

>>75688

It was just a prank!

>>75692

>>75697

Only p.ure fun of course


 No.75702

File: 1452800500186.jpg (1.56 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, ed95fcdeb132a0e3884ab870b6….jpg)

>>75694

Drawing and how are you bby?


 No.75703

File: 1452800557600.png (187.86 KB, 487x208, 487:208, parsee_mizuhashi_smudge__b….png)

>>75664

Gap with me.


 No.75704

File: 1452800603120.jpg (38.99 KB, 500x335, 100:67, jij matten maat.jpg)

>>75699

is not

>>75701

Ruffling hair and then warmly hugging is super p.ure!!


 No.75705

File: 1452800603909.jpg (197.37 KB, 999x999, 1:1, 1335997064946.jpg)

>>75697

that sounds like a loveley way to start the morning

I Am just waking up recently myself

so tired and cold still though

>>75699

I hope you have loveley dreams spiderbro!

>>75702

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank god

I don't know but today seems kinda odd


 No.75706

File: 1452800609654.jpg (238.64 KB, 579x1010, 579:1010, ss (2016-01-12 at 03.16.11….jpg)

I've gotten 4 complaints from 4 different people about your behaviour wolf spider, and they've been pestering me about it for days.

Cut out the fucking sexual harassment shit, this is NOT /sft/ you creepy fuck.

This is your only warning


 No.75707

File: 1452800620575.gif (359.34 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1360242941718.gif)

>>75691

reminds me of chinese smartphone websites topkek

>>75694

working hard, or hardly working? I forgot

>>75695

oh what train travels to france from uk?


 No.75708

>>75704

are so

>>75705

I hope I dream

>>75706

#triggered


 No.75709

File: 1452800700994.jpg (106.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1367276035433.jpg)

>>75707

Eurostar, there's a tunnel between Folkestone and Calais.

You can get trains direct to Paris and some other places in France.


 No.75710

File: 1452800728155.png (228.58 KB, 500x500, 1:1, a6da96c4a922a19e947e3a6e7a….png)

>>75706

Wow… 4 complaints.

… who has the highest record?


 No.75711

File: 1452800733145.jpg (615.95 KB, 600x1016, 75:127, 4d366d8c66494f55a9acec54ed….jpg)

>>75703

>Teach me the ways of the gap

>>75705

Maybe your dick grew, go check and come back to report


 No.75712

File: 1452800780964.jpg (442.12 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bit.jpg)

>>75707

Working Bardly

any fun plans for the day?

>>75708

Me too

Dreams are the best

>>75711

tfw i just got bitroasted


 No.75713

File: 1452800807180.jpg (25.07 KB, 332x332, 1:1, 1451916682986.jpg)

>France smaller than Texas

>Germany smaller than Montana

>UK smaller than Minnesota

All attempts at comparing the whole USA to any one European country are futile at best. Enjoy your sharia patrols and public rape festivals yurocucks.


 No.75714

File: 1452800838760.png (1.01 MB, 828x1200, 69:100, Saika.png)

>>75705

hehe iits evening here..

awh get a nice comfy blanket or sweater

>>75708

nuhuh


 No.75715

File: 1452800845171.png (499.08 KB, 759x633, 253:211, drink.png)

>>75704

It can lead to un p.ure things though! I have to be safe you know.


 No.75716

File: 1452800857659.jpg (701.25 KB, 1200x1000, 6:5, f290ac8b564c8d82c0d7b374fa….jpg)

>>75712

I wasn't roasting you!


 No.75717

File: 1452800923848.png (201.41 KB, 1079x1079, 1:1, 111Class.png)

>>75714

that better be a russian coffee :p

what are you doing with caffeine at night ?

>>75716

oh….w-well do you want to?


 No.75718

File: 1452800925909.jpg (473.24 KB, 1537x861, 1537:861, ss (2016-01-14 at 03.50.38….jpg)

>>75710

Of my entire time being an admin on here since day 1, I have never recieved any complaints about anyone until recently.. and the only complaints have been about wolf spider.

>>75708

You can meme it away all you want, next time I get a complaint from someone about you creepily sexually harassing me you're getting a time out.


 No.75719

File: 1452800950228.gif (2 MB, 540x303, 180:101, 1451604023167.gif)

sum1 pay attention to me


 No.75720

>>75712

sometimes I see the future when I dream

it's kinda neat

>>75714

yup I'm socializing ur butt right now

>>75719

hey there cute stuffs


 No.75721

File: 1452800997170.jpg (157.98 KB, 478x463, 478:463, 1452033202869.jpg)

>>75719

you need to communicate with me more hailey.. you've been too radio silent the past week


 No.75722

File: 1452801010173.jpeg (39.91 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 4b3a4d25c00934d9763a53de4….jpeg)

>>75711

Alright gather around and I shall tell you a story.


 No.75723

File: 1452801020132.jpg (314.79 KB, 493x740, 493:740, jii-chan.jpg)

>>75710

I'll force you to cause a noise complaint.

>>75701

More gun puns, more raifus.


 No.75724

File: 1452801023573.png (115.23 KB, 280x350, 4:5, 105.png)

>>75719

[attention intensifies]


 No.75725

File: 1452801031463.jpg (78.69 KB, 1024x696, 128:87, 1438095972985.jpg)

>>75717

Only if I get paid

>>75719

>>75722

Ok ready!


 No.75726

File: 1452801036050.png (15.32 KB, 295x211, 295:211, 1437618120171.png)

>>75718

Unwanted sexual harassment should fall into the same category as hateful bullying.


 No.75727

File: 1452801048425.jpg (46.72 KB, 322x530, 161:265, mijn giga piem.jpg)

>>75713

russia is europe kinda

>>75715

pfuuhh just trust~

>>75717

I was tired ;_;

>>75720

nooot


 No.75728

File: 1452801079900.jpg (74.26 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1360304310366.jpg)

>>75709

what the fuck thats amazing

I never knew

>>75712

yes, sleep

you?

>>75719

no


 No.75729

>>75713

You know what Spicy?

I keep wondering if these whole 'roving rape gangs' get even worse… wondering if it'll get to Mad Max levels of dickrampage.

You ever seen Howard BLoom's videos? Talks a lot about why such gangs operate the way they do.

>>75718

What? Even I don't get complaints?!

AHAHAAHAHA! WOLF SPIDER IS THE ONLY SEX PEST IN /LEWD/!


 No.75730

WOULD YOU RATHER

be sexually harassed by mayaka

OR

next time you go to poo you can't stop pooing for a year


 No.75731

>>75727

yus and now I'm going to socialize ur face

>>75729

:E


 No.75732

File: 1452801147751.png (103.35 KB, 314x403, 314:403, 619-2.png)

>>75728

We've only had it since, oh, the 1990s.

But yeah, I know, you're not actually French and it's understandable that you wouldn't know about it.


 No.75733

File: 1452801155765.png (96.8 KB, 599x599, 1:1, 1336360434212.png)

>>75725

sorry babe

I don't roast SLUTS

>>75728

That's a good plan

I have the whole day in front of me, have to work then see a few friends

super lucky that pay day is tomororw though!


 No.75734

File: 1452801166405.gif (1.14 MB, 500x261, 500:261, 1441948485708.gif)

>>75721

sorry mommy I won't do it again ill talk to u every day

>>75724

>>75725

thx bbs

>>75720

Stop that.

>>75728

Gosh toodles theres no need to b rude ;_;


 No.75735

File: 1452801167784.png (1.24 MB, 2648x1616, 331:202, puns.png)

>>75723

>>75727

Trust is earned

and you licked me earlier!


 No.75736

File: 1452801180571.png (89.5 KB, 256x256, 1:1, 1420376285779.png)


 No.75737

>>75734

stop what?


 No.75738

File: 1452801216886.png (224.82 KB, 1024x618, 512:309, doma_umaru_by_yasaiumai_d9….png)

>>75730

id rather be sexually harassed by mayaka than do a lot of things


 No.75739

>>75730

I'd go with the pooping.

Seems more fun and I'd have an excuse for everything.


 No.75740

File: 1452801221717.png (76.01 KB, 423x289, 423:289, 1451991563492.png)

>>75733

Ill give that a perfect 5/10


 No.75741

>>75738

ew

>>75739

yea i'd take the pooing too


 No.75742

>>75729

idk but I'm pretty glad all we have is mexicans keeping wages down, they're hardworking and fairly civilized people and they tend to only get violent with other gangbangers

>>75738

it's not as good as she makes it sound


 No.75743

File: 1452801314368.png (819.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Stemt VNL.png)

>>75731

that's called talking

>>75735

huhhh did not, you must be dreaming hehe


 No.75744

File: 1452801314344.png (934.29 KB, 838x642, 419:321, hamster_porn.png)

>>75741

mayaka is literally my waifu so


 No.75745

File: 1452801335771.jpg (131.22 KB, 800x600, 4:3, RinYui♥.jpg)

>>75740

ill make that a 10

Bit by Bit

>>75732

Hello there mr dotter is your day nice :]


 No.75746

File: 1452801366739.png (112.19 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 480.png)

>>75745

Hey Bard. I'm good, thanks.

And you?


 No.75747

>>75743

oh shit, this whole time I thought I was just mashing faces


 No.75748

File: 1452801387894.gif (1.33 MB, 500x490, 50:49, 1452646096919.gif)

>>75726

It kinda pisses me off that everyone else who complains to me is too much of a pussy to publically call him out and be an asshole.

Why am I people's go-to rent-an-asshole? Like I get that I'm good at it.. but it doesnt really help your case when there's multiple people fighting for a cause, but they make 1 guy be the voice for it and stand behind them cause they're too pussy to have people "dislike them" for being "mean".

Grow the fuck up pussies

>>75742

I don't know if you were aware of this, but I keep a program on my computer that saves steam chatlogs with timestamps and everything.

I wouldn't throw stones in a glass house nii-chan~


 No.75749

File: 1452801391873.jpg (52.59 KB, 500x413, 500:413, ABAE1BE43.jpg)

>>75732

I am fuench!

Fuck england!

I surrencer! Merci!

>>75733

Damn you work graveyard shift fam. Payday can't come soon enough, I'll be rich! maybe ill buy clothes or something

have any plans for payday money?

>>75734

its a joke, I gave you attention by saying no

>>75744

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………………………………..


 No.75750

File: 1452801393848.png (283.81 KB, 668x587, 668:587, 12507412_1304708683013659_….png)

>Tell girl I like both genders

>Oh that's cute I didn't know.

>Few hours later

>Hey if you are going to cheat on me cheat on me with a guy because yaoi is cute.

Girls are weird.


 No.75751

File: 1452801395832.jpg (115.97 KB, 719x718, 719:718, sneeze.jpg)

>>75743

There were witnesses! it happened!


 No.75752

>>75750

she wants a threesome

make it happen


 No.75753

File: 1452801507563.png (73.21 KB, 200x345, 40:69, 594.png)

>>75749

I accept your surrender on behalf of the glorious British Isles.

>>75748

> Why am I people's go-to rent-an-asshole?

You're an admin and that's what admins are there for.


 No.75754

File: 1452801507577.jpg (29.27 KB, 455x652, 455:652, 1450361776638.jpg)

>>75748

there's nothing I could possibly say that's gayer than saving your chat logs


 No.75755

File: 1452801507561.jpeg (890.52 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 5a1fd4672919dc9d1c0c60779….jpeg)

>>75742

Yeah, at least with gangbangers, they get their money through selling illegal substances and kill other gangs due to territory or blood feuds.


 No.75756

File: 1452801507564.jpg (631.11 KB, 1500x2101, 1500:2101, 51cd864a0073d0a1efaa69769d….jpg)

>>75725

Once a pon of time there was a old hag name Yukari.


 No.75757

File: 1452801507562.png (1.68 MB, 1280x1316, 320:329, u7.png)

>>75745

Ok 6/10


 No.75758

File: 1452801518441.png (791.9 KB, 705x725, 141:145, hamsters_love_pizza.png)

>>75749

u already knew that u dum slut


 No.75759

File: 1452801546402.jpg (137.99 KB, 800x730, 80:73, f10c023992f7b41e60226be6c6….jpg)

>>75756

Yes yes!


 No.75760

File: 1452801565709.png (1.28 MB, 1277x724, 1277:724, adfe.png)

>>75749

>>75744

Fight fight fight fight fight!


 No.75761

File: 1452801573328.jpg (26.74 KB, 356x200, 89:50, g32.jpg)

>>75748

I'm not scared to point shit out, I just don't give a fuck you sperg.

>>75751

He licked you, I saw it.

>>75755

CUTE, CUTE.


 No.75762

File: 1452801584827.jpg (25.86 KB, 159x159, 1:1, CoffeeΓÖÑBard.jpg)

>>75746

I am getting hungry quickly

I will get my munch on at work!

what are you doing today sweetheart?

>>75749

sadly I'm a bit behind on funds at the moment so I will have to pay off some debts.

Ill have enough money left over to cover shippping for my stratocaster though, so I will probably be able to trade it for a better instrument! I am thankful and excited

But I am American, and I only am workng from 4 p.m ;p

>>75757

Thank you Master Bitter


 No.75763

>>75760

hi there


 No.75764

>>75750

… cuck her.

CUCK HER GOOD!


 No.75765

File: 1452801635502.png (75.28 KB, 300x309, 100:103, 679.png)

>>75762

I'm also getting hungry, I'll go get dinner soon.

I've been on a Windows 10 training course all week.


 No.75766

File: 1452801654556.jpg (195.78 KB, 400x620, 20:31, liever dood dan links.jpg)

>>75747

you did wrong

>>75751

huhhh ofc nooot

>>75750

They really are, a turkish girl hair demanded my hair for like 2 days


 No.75767

File: 1452801667665.jpg (131.73 KB, 700x700, 1:1, Bring the Pain.jpg)

>>75765

How do you feel about it versus 8.1?


 No.75768

>>75765

oh god how is it?

>>75766

really wrongs


 No.75769

File: 1452801710347.png (64.64 KB, 250x250, 1:1, Upotte_Ichiyonmanga_4063.png)

>>75748

I personally choose to not interact with him at all and pretend he doesn't exist just to not cause trouble but I told him to fuck off when he was doing his creep shit to sleepen and when he kept changing his name to go past my filter causing me to actually read his disgusting shit. But yes you shouldn't be the only one to have to be the asshole.

>>75761

See rain saw and he is very trustworthy

>>75766

Look above and see the rain

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 No.75770

File: 1452801713714.jpg (143.72 KB, 750x960, 25:32, 944100_1023375394370623_49….jpg)

>>75753

I suppose. I don't see why people don't complaint to noun, kyoko, or the others?

W/e

>>75754

Nigger I don't even know who the fuck you are, nor have we ever spoken. Do you think I was talking to you or about you faggot?


 No.75771

File: 1452801716289.jpg (94.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1450462618688.jpg)

>>75760

me and Toodles are BFFS its no big deal fam. Besides maya would just side with her she likes her better..


 No.75772

File: 1452801741220.jpg (110.61 KB, 600x594, 100:99, 1e99f4bea4c82d9f7c8aee8ed2….jpg)

>>75762

M-Master?!


 No.75773

>>75769

fuck off*


 No.75774

>>75761

Oh, I'd post you a link to Hex Maniac porn if you'd like.


 No.75775

File: 1452801788544.png (92.66 KB, 300x283, 300:283, 580.png)

>>75767

It's an improvement.

I'm still on the fence about it being an improvement over 7, but there's some nice back-end features in there.

>>75768

The course?

Well, I get up later than I usually would, listen to a guy talk about stuff on slides, do some lab stuff and go home a bit earlier than I usually would.

A pretty chill week.


 No.75776

File: 1452801814038.gif (1.98 MB, 300x176, 75:44, 1452547746957.gif)

>>75771

There's no picking and choosing in a situation like this Hailey, there are no winners or losers, it isn't a competition.


 No.75777

>>75770

Don't they? I lose track of who has powers here.


 No.75778

File: 1452801832031.jpg (123.18 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1388505353890.jpg)

>>75750

all girls I know like yaoi

its very normal, cucking however

are you in some kind of relationship with this girl hmmmm?

>>75753

merci boku, please take this vine as an apology

>>75758

yes

how are we going to share maya tho

>>75762

oh whoops I thought I was talking to fellow englismen

fuck college debt tho

maya is jelly at me cause I got a college job with no college

I asssume your debt is college related anyways


 No.75779

>>75775

huh I thought it was going to be worse then that, score then again?


 No.75780

File: 1452801898039.gif (1.4 MB, 500x395, 100:79, 1450230426397.gif)

>>75776

I know it was a prank dude


 No.75781

File: 1452801928645.png (35.84 KB, 310x402, 155:201, Screen Shot 2016-01-11 at ….png)

>>75777

basically everyone except us lol


 No.75782

File: 1452801939784.jpg (68.51 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, DogYui.jpg)

>>75772

kinda wanna be your dog

but not in a homo way because thats weird

>>75775

You enjoyed 7 alot then dotter?

What is a back end feature? :p

The last windows I genuineley enjoyed was vista it was soooo fun

>>75778

Nope, not even a very large debt

I'm behind about 150 right now

I'm not fortunate enough to go to college

it's more related to my business and how i distribute the product for sale

You are in college toodles?


 No.75783

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>75769

>>75774

I could do with that.


 No.75784

File: 1452802004142.jpg (101.17 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1450509361489.jpg)

>>75781

>tfw not a mod


 No.75785

File: 1452802051782.png (203.7 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Dis duck.png)

>>75768

dont do again

>>75769

nooo, he didnt see no thing!!


 No.75786

File: 1452802056921.png (201.41 KB, 1079x1079, 1:1, 111Class.png)

>>75777

nice 7s lucky duck


 No.75787

File: 1452802066900.jpg (161.47 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 136c476a994b6c2997b5951d51….jpg)

All this revyposting reminds me that's where my tattoo idea came from.

>>75781

I didn't vote for them, looks like tyranny to me. Someone get me some tea to throw in a river.


 No.75788

File: 1452802077392.png (1.24 MB, 1278x712, 639:356, b.png)

>>75783

It Ain't Me is their best song.


 No.75789

File: 1452802080177.png (791.9 KB, 705x725, 141:145, hamsters_love_pizza.png)

>>75778

shes gonna have a whole transgirl harem idk how fam


 No.75790

File: 1452802108863.png (103.47 KB, 348x435, 4:5, 34.png)

>>75778

I'm going to a temp agency next week.. gonna try and get a good job. Then I guess we'll go from there and see how it goes.

>>75780

please stop saying "its just a prank" when i say shit to you. half the time it actually is a prank, and half the time you're just doing it to cover up your own mistakes

be consistent with how you say that


 No.75791

File: 1452802109746.png (74.02 KB, 300x214, 150:107, 474.png)

>>75779

Yep. Courses are easy, they're just pretty dull.

It's the exams that are tricky.

>>75781

Niceeeee.

>>75782

Yeah, Win 7 was a pretty solid OS.

I mean the background stuff that you wouldn't generally take much notice of, redesigns of task manager etc.

You actually liked Vista?


 No.75792

File: 1452802148316.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1237, 850:1237, 171aed256e6680987358c7ac2a….jpg)

>>75782

>Kinda

You either be my dog or not, but that sounds like work tbh


 No.75793

File: 1452802154315.png (142.96 KB, 317x299, 317:299, josuke4.png)

>>75788

You mean Fortunate Son?!


 No.75794

File: 1452802160383.png (1006.07 KB, 1246x697, 1246:697, azemo.png)

>>75787

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo like hers in a year.


 No.75795

File: 1452802161837.png (704.52 KB, 1291x879, 1291:879, FMJ2.png)

>>75783

10/10 song

>>75785

Just admit it!

>>75788

Its called Fortunate Son you uncultured swine!


 No.75796

>>75788

You mean Fortunate Son?


 No.75797

File: 1452802171010.gif (129.18 KB, 500x281, 500:281, attack_of_the_deranged_ham….gif)

>>75790

its just a prank dude


 No.75798

>>75785

it's too late, I'm doing the do again do

>>75787

don't you throw my tea in the river again!

>>75791

exams on windows 10?

that's awful


 No.75799

File: 1452802265673.png (972.29 KB, 1283x721, 1283:721, bitch.png)

>Vietnam movie

>It Ain't Me starts to play

Really? Jesus christ. As if this song hasn't been overplayed enough.


 No.75800

File: 1452802283420.jpg (117.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, CzV556F.jpg)

lol 3 posts correcting at one

>>75794

I'll show you mine when I get home if you want. Probably took about 4 hours total and stung like a mofo, cost about $500.


 No.75801

File: 1452802286751.png (90.92 KB, 300x323, 300:323, 567.png)

>>75798

If I want a certification for it, yep.


 No.75802

File: 1452802320503.gif (752.95 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mqb410Hjhb1r6m3bqo1….gif)

>>75776

This, its not a competition.

but if it was id win fucking OWNED KIDDO

>>75771

ur a smart cookie

be my friend so you wont get murdered by me mane

>>75782

>business

oh dude neat, my bf has a computer fixing business

I kinda wanna go to us and work there and stuff

im in college, yes, right now actually

im majorin in street knowledge

>>75789

wtf ur trans????

>>75790

whoah nice really? work is good, its like a timeskip cause time goes fast when you have shit to do, and you get money, so we will meet faster in a way

I wonder if my salary will be bigger so I can tease you


 No.75803

>>75799

>American level

>Burger music starts playing


 No.75804

File: 1452802344326.png (71.84 KB, 594x595, 594:595, 1433372023953.png)


 No.75805

File: 1452802349911.webm (666.66 KB, 640x480, 4:3, slap.webm)


 No.75806

File: 1452802392135.jpg (46.72 KB, 322x530, 161:265, mijn giga piem.jpg)

>>75795

*lick*

okaii :3

>>75798

I vil beats dich


 No.75807

>>75801

take it you do?


 No.75808

>>75807

It would be good for the CV, so ideally, yeah.

There's another 5 day course involved, though.


 No.75809

File: 1452802480861.jpg (90.86 KB, 370x392, 185:196, Don't Make Enemies With s.jpg)

>>75802

oh wow you're alot more gangsta than I thought

You're pretty cool

What kind of music do ya like toodles?

>>75792

but I'm allergic to dogs bit….You never remember anything about me….;~~~;

>>75791

I loved it it was so slick and an enjoyable upgrade to xp I think! What is your personal OS?


 No.75810

>>75806

it's not nice to beats him,what did dich ever do to you?

you bully

>>75808

in the same way volunteer work is right?


 No.75811

File: 1452802488637.png (1.07 MB, 1275x708, 425:236, acdf.png)

>>75800

Definitely. Does it go up your neck or is it just a tribal?


 No.75812

File: 1452802494979.png (88.91 KB, 294x258, 49:43, 1442041381826.png)

>>75802

no im not trans what would give you that idea


 No.75813

>>75803

*clapping*


 No.75814

File: 1452802561529.png (356.25 KB, 641x697, 641:697, 89.png)

>>75802

if it was really a competition the only person winning would be Alison

and yeah.. im gonna try and find a job. i can really do anything at this point.. got a lot of motivation and really want money. know a few people who've used temp agencies and landed p sick jobs making quite a bit like 35k+ with no college. if i'm just stuck in temp agency hell though.. I'll be saving up for trade school.


 No.75815

File: 1452802575375.webm (84.86 KB, 576x360, 8:5, I never asked for this.webm)


 No.75816

>>75813

*clopping*


 No.75817

File: 1452802726080.png (99.48 KB, 250x304, 125:152, 584.png)

>>75809

I've got Win 10 on my desktop and Win 7/Crunchbang Linux on my laptop.

I've got a new SSD lying around, so I might swap out the laptop SSD and bump that up to Win 10 too once I have some time to mess around with it.

Right, off to get dinner now.


 No.75818

>>75811

Just short of my neck, most of the way down my arm, a little on my back. I'd like to get it extended further down my arm, underneath my arm and down my back more.


 No.75819

File: 1452802772068.png (1.01 MB, 828x1200, 69:100, Saika.png)

>>75810

Keine ahnung tbh

>>75815

Ahh don't be so shy


 No.75820

File: 1452802809046.jpg (75.42 KB, 480x674, 240:337, 1334712175919.jpg)

>>75817

enjoy the fish and chips amigo


 No.75821

File: 1452802816381.webm (2.36 MB, 854x480, 427:240, reeeeeeee.webm)

>>75819

du mistkerl

>>>>>>>>>


 No.75822

File: 1452802841938.jpg (82.17 KB, 600x338, 300:169, 1379127342590.jpg)

if you are a girl and dont like yaoi you aint a girl

>>75809

gucci mane, viper, lil wayne

No but seriously most electronical genres if done well, retro futuristic stuff being my fav. 90s and some rap. mostly 90s rap about real nigga stuff tho

how about you? what do you like?

>>75812

oh good I was worried this was some fetish thing or something

>>75814

you shouldnt go to france with alison. france sucks, we should all go to croatia tbh

im really suprised that you grew up so fast

I was a neet kiddo for 3 years until depression and poornes got to me. Time to get my bones grinded in gears of capitalism


 No.75823

>>75819

that's alright, the tiredness has set in


 No.75824

File: 1452802980591.png (480.44 KB, 871x917, 871:917, ive fallen and cant get up.png)

>>75821

Wass ist löss kleine?

>>75823

Samen but still twitching


 No.75825

File: 1452802989931.png (121.81 KB, 260x360, 13:18, 71.png)

>>75822

for all intents and purposes ive been a NEET for the past 3 years too

you get fucking sick of it after awhile, and while I technically wasn't a neet cause I was in "school" i dont think blowing ur way through online school shit really counts

why does france suck? i really HATE french people a lot.. i think they're probably some of the most terrible europeans in general, never met a good one. but the architecture, landscapes, and history are beautiful as fuck

its worth it just to go to paris and versailles tbh


 No.75826

>>75810

Depends. It's relevant to my line of work and show I've put the effort in.

And besides, sometimes you need little things to give a CV an edge.


 No.75827

File: 1452803064908.gif (1.98 MB, 440x247, 440:247, 1.gif)

>>75818

Nice, bet it looks pretty cool. Are you skinny or muscular?

>>75822

>retro futuristic stuff being my fav. 90s and some rap. mostly 90s rap about real nigga stuff tho how about you?

Good taste.


 No.75828

>>75824

lewd

>>75826

guess so


 No.75829

File: 1452803113290.webm (6.64 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Eh-chan's killing spree.webm)

>>75819

I just want to be p.ure and lick free…


 No.75830

>>75827

swole


 No.75831

File: 1452803139746.png (179.43 KB, 483x525, 23:25, 22.png)

>>75827

he's not skinny.. very strong v-very strong ahaha~


 No.75832

File: 1452803268014.jpg (272.13 KB, 900x1271, 900:1271, shot glass.jpg)

>>75830

I haven't heard anyone say swole since high school. Alright sweet. See you when you return home!

>>75831

Lol maya wtf is wrong wit u


 No.75833

File: 1452803302188.gif (442 KB, 270x151, 270:151, 1360241732344.gif)

>>75825

>its worth it just to go to paris and versailles tbh

oh yes definitely

but beaches and beach stuff is fucking terrible 0/10 compared to croatia

people are terrible and dont know english, tourism is shit, people are pretty dumb but I guess thats all

I cant believe it, I never imagined id get a job, but even more I never imagined you would get a job too

>>75827

oh I wanted to say that rap that I listen to is mostly 90s, I really like rest of 90s music too whoops. I cant really pick a fav genre


 No.75834

File: 1452803311597.png (203.7 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Dis duck.png)

>>75828

not!

>>75829

You forced me!


 No.75835

>>75830

Post pics


 No.75836

File: 1452803348635.webm (586.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, M14 laugh.webm)

>>75832

>I haven't heard anyone say swole since high school

so this morning?

>>75834

No I did not! Dont just tell lies!


 No.75837

>>75834

likely


 No.75838

File: 1452803414245.jpg (98.47 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, happy.jpg)

>>75833

I absolutely love 90's music. Especially 90's hip hop. RZA and Method Man being my favs.


 No.75839

>>75835

I'm not actually ripped I'm just strong.


 No.75840

File: 1452803551738.png (222.32 KB, 276x441, 92:147, 27.png)

>>75824

sheiß deutsch… aber… ik hou van jou nog <3

>>75832

I know him irl and we're very close, how is that weird?

>>75833

you know why you're having such a bad time? because you live in fucking Occitan country.. more specifically Aquitaine.

go visit Ile de France and you'll be having a good time I can assure you.. the people wont be better, but the beaches on Aquitaine aren't anything to brag about.


 No.75841

File: 1452803590641.gif (999.44 KB, 500x649, 500:649, hooeee.gif)

>>75836

It's not a lie if it's love~

>>75837

oke maybe


 No.75842

alright I'm finally going to bed

good night cutes and cutiers


 No.75843

File: 1452803703368.webm (7.92 MB, 288x162, 16:9, I'mGod.webm)

>>75822

my favorite for the past year has probably been the later 2000s wave of instrumental hip hop webm related

Love me a bit of stuff from all genres but recently been listening to alot of Electro house and garage recently

I would absoluteley love some reccomendations.

Anyways toodles take care out there I think I have to go ahead and get out of here and ready for the day


 No.75844

File: 1452803709852.webm (7.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Queen Gun of Machine Puns.webm)

>>75841

Its a lie cause I didn't force to lick me!


 No.75845

File: 1452803724578.jpg (195.78 KB, 400x620, 20:31, liever dood dan links.jpg)

>>75840

Hou ook van jou.

Sorry dat mijn Duits zo kut is..


 No.75846

File: 1452803815332.png (581.56 KB, 595x704, 595:704, 13.png)

>>75845

haha… ek is nur net terg my diets is so sleg ook!


 No.75847

File: 1452803930395.gif (1.62 MB, 188x202, 94:101, 1360243052082.gif)

>>75838

good tastes right here

>>75840

this place is a bigger shithole than croatia countryside

I expected at least 5 mbs internet minimum and I only get 1

plus no tourist shit or bars anywhere

>>75843

thats a really good song, I remember listenin to it back in the day, I thought its genre was like, chillstep tho?

I'll give you recommendations tomorrow I gotta go sleep soon but see ya later!


 No.75848

File: 1452803942398.gif (708.3 KB, 267x281, 267:281, boio focko.gif)

>>75842

ni

>>75844

But it was outta love so it's cool~

>>75846

Afrikaans klinkt zo geweldig.


 No.75849

>>75848

Dat gevoel wanneer ik geen vertaler nodig had voor Afrikaans in Metal Gear Solid 5


 No.75850

File: 1452804079815.png (348.73 KB, 668x720, 167:180, 64.png)

>>75848

ja ek denk dit ook

>>75847

yeah.. cause you live in literally the boonies of France. nobody goes to Aquitaine to tour. most of the people there dont even speak French… u got Basques and Occitans holding dearly on.. they don't like outsiders AT ALL. You're in the really xenophobic part of France.. it comes with the area.

Go check out like Provence, Ile de France.. maybe even Foix. You'll have a good time


 No.75851

File: 1452804087891.jpg (57.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Shimoneta -….jpg)

>nederlanders


 No.75852

File: 1452804207128.jpg (195.78 KB, 400x620, 20:31, liever dood dan links.jpg)

>>75849

>de missie voor een vertaler was compleet nutteloos

>>75850

Zou Zuid Afrika leuk zijn om te bezoeken?

>>75851

Aaaaaaah waar


 No.75853

File: 1452804210562.webm (1.03 MB, 624x352, 39:22, gas.webm)

>>75848

You don't love me though, You dont even know me!


 No.75854

File: 1452804257579.jpg (96.38 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1379094376897.jpg)

>>75850

my boss said it took them 8 years to get accepted from locals

he even changed his name into something easier for french to pronounce kek

when I get my really sweet ride ill do it!! thank u for advice my lil historian you <3

this is why I love you, you know shit I dont so I automatically assume your smart


 No.75856




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