No.75857
No.75859
>>75853
Love comes in many forms. and sizes
No.75860
>>75857
American son of bitch.
No.75861
tfw microwave noodle soup for breakfast tomorrow!
No.75862
>>75860
why would you say that to me?
No.75865
>>75861
you gotta get a kettle and steep them noodles. much better
No.75866
>>75851
im speaking Afrikaans dude… cool it
>>75852
eh…. it really depends. before mandela and the crazy kaffir unrest? yes I would've loved to
nowadays not so much.. its a shadow of its former self
i would like to visit some of the Afrikaans/Boer/White-only settlements that would be kinda nice, but that requires taking a flight into a fucking SCARY city like Joburg or CT. Not sure if I'd make it out alive..
>>75854
i've never been to europe but this is just what I know from experience I guess.. the southern people are not very welcoming.. they really do NOT like french people or outsiders.
most of france is super xenophobic actually and backwater.. a lot of land.. but a small part of the population. most people you meet will be live in the very high developed areas(ILE DE FRANCE)
im just book smart.. not real smart. i know a lot of history linguistic and political stuff, doesn't make me smart
and yeah.. once you get a car we can take a EUROTRIP 2016/17
>>75864
ey baby i gotta piss real badly.. get the FUCk out of the bathroom if ur just going to shitpost u fucking whore
No.75867
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
No.75868
File: 1452804864486.jpg (346.56 KB, 850x887, 850:887, sample_f5e1752fec97bf5ca1a….jpg)
I'm awake, time for dick rampage!
No.75870
>>75866
fineeeee, just give me a minute
No.75871
>>75867
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know wh at that means 🕖time🕐 to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus🏻 and those slutty pilgrims🏊🏊 had to cum 2 America⚓ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. Get 5 back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 10 back and you're a sexy stuffing slut. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling thursday and get ready for big BLACK dick 🏿FRIDAY🏿
No.75872
File: 1452805006175.png (480.44 KB, 871x917, 871:917, ive fallen and cant get up.png)
>>75863
awh so lewd
>>75866
Oh right that doesn't sound nice..
I guess it's all just history now
No.75874
>>75872
What you meant something lewd?! I said no lewd!
No.75875
File: 1452805164769.png (543.58 KB, 779x786, 779:786, ba4452ab85339be654462f0c08….png)
>>75867
>>75871
Nevermind… clearly you both have it covered…
I'm just gonna behave… yeah…
No.75876
>>75874
oh.. that's a filter too..
I meant I.nnocent
No.75877
>>75864
uuuuuuuh its actually ravioly and some white sauce I dont speak french idk what it is, but I hope those mushrooms
>>75865
sounds difficult, even tho I need to learn how to cook to become the perfect waifu for a lucky person
>>75866
some younger hip clothes dude walked in into office with this other dude, asked where my boss was, and before my boss went I asked him what to say if someone comes to office and he wrote down something on a piece of paper and I said that and he said something to me and im like me no habla francois but all pf this is unimportant
the thing is he came to office again to ask if he was back, and then one more time and talked to boss and when walking out he peeked into my office one more time
does he wanna fuck idk??
I know, when I draw CAD stuff people think im a genious, its neat. Hence I said " you are smart to me cause you know something I dont".
if I get the car I want to get our eurotrip will be fucking amazing fam
I really appreciate ur book smarts doe, I literally dont know shit about place im in
No.75878
>>75876
I told you this I am p.ure and i.nnocent
No.75879
>>75863
Invaded.
>>75868
You already did that with me, no?
No.75880
I need to sleep so I can shower tomorrow morning. My next reply will be my last GOODNIGHT REAL OG LEWDITES
No.75881
>>75877
oh my god, that's much better
Ravioli is like my favorite food!!
Also its probably pesto or alfredo
No.75882
>>75872
ons vir jou Suid Afrika ;_;
sal jy die boere kom lei?
>>75877
ye we'll have fun fam <3
>>75880
night qt
>>75881
im gonna make u watch a bunch of anime.. then ur gonna pick a waifu to avatar as.. this homestuck shit NEEDS TO STOP and i wont accept it in my household for much longer..
No.75883
>>75878
A lil fun won't hurt
No.75884
No.75885
>>75879
It happens
>>75883
Sure if the fun is p.ure and i.nnocent.
No.75886
>>75882
you didnt even know it was homestuck until I told you though…
No.75888
>>75884
Sorta!
>>75885
That's it pal, you're invaded again.
No.75889
>>75881
wow your first person who didnt pick pizza as their favorite food, or some other fast food for that instance. so congrats!
I don't know what either of those tastes are because im bad at feeding myself but I'll tell you tomorrow if I remember!
>>75882
hopefully my special edition car will be luxurious enough for both princesses that might join me in france
>my household
heh
hehehehe
>>75886
I didnt know it was homestuck either wtf??
but I guess it has more characters than those gray ones that talk (type) in barely legible ways
No.75890
No.75891
walking dog brb
>>75882
Wij zullen de broeders niet achterlaten, strijd voor de Boeren, Strijd voor de vrije volkeren.
>>75885
What if it borders it?
No.75892
>>75888
again?
>>75891
What do you mean by borders it? cause that doesn't sound safe to me
No.75893
>>75891
;_;
>>75889
IT IS MY HOUSEHOLD BITCH
No.75894
>>75889
well most people, like my girlfriend and most of my friends, instantly hate it without giving it so much of a second thought, just because of the fanbase
it makes me sad but I've long since given up on getting people into it, even if its probably my favorite comic
apparently I have terrible taste in a lot of things according to most people I know
No.75895
>>75894
its fanbase really is super annoying, but I know how it is to like something that everyone hates because fanbase reasons. Im talking about 4chan back in my high school days, but thats a diff story.
just 🐝 urself
No.75896
>>75894
i used to read homestuck a lot just to see what the fuss was about… this was a long time ago.. don't really remember it at all but the only thing i ever found funny was the "Sweet bro hella jeff" shit
ive had 2 homestucker gf's thus far kinda weird
No.75897
>>75896
you attract mentally challenged people?
No.75899
Rip Pim Fortuyn, het had zo mooi kunnen zijn.
>>75892
*wink*
>>75893
Laten wij voortrekkers worden.
No.75901
>>75900
De massale triggers zijn niet gekomen.
Kap de operatie af
No.75902
>>75899
/namibia/?
>>75897
yeah.. who'd have guessed.. my dating pool consists soley of image board users…
havent fucked a single normie
No.75903
>>75901
Dgw geen nedermiems
No.75904
>>75902
Aren't they dead?
>>75903
Goed zoeken!
No.75905
>>75904
What the Hell does this say?
No.75906
>>75905
Even if I translated everything you wouldn't understand
No.75907
>>75904
>Ga je schapen neuken Fryslan
Love it.
No.75908
File: 1452808312606.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.07 KB, 1000x514, 500:257, 1450693076705.jpg)
>>75906
Yeah, well translate this:
*unzips dick*
No.75909
>>75907
Het is mijn meest dierbare miem
>>75908
*ritst penis open?*
No.75911
>>75910
Dit is slechts promotie maar wel lachen
No.75912
File: 1452809010255.png (600.61 KB, 748x1000, 187:250, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….png)
>>75855
Awesome synth.. <3
No.75913
>thread so dead you can post Dutch memes
No.75914
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>>75913
It's very quiet :3
No.75915
>>75914
all nice and easy huh
No.75916
File: 1452809478915.jpg (341.01 KB, 1042x959, 1042:959, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>75915
What is? your dutch memes?
No.75917
>>75911
WHOA GERTJE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Kom van een Niveau 2 opleiding af en zit nu laatste (Derde jaar) Niveau 3. En al 5 jaar zit ik bij een mede 4channer/Dejimachanner in de klas.
Blijft grappig gewoon dingen delen shit vertalen enzo.
Schijtposten.
No.75918
I'd been waiting to say something, but I don't speak any Dutch so I'm still waiting.
>>75916
I mean unless if you understand it.
No.75919
>>75916
The slowness.
How are you though?
>>75917
Allemachtig prachtig, krijg er gewoon zin van om weer originele inhoud te maken.
No.75920
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>>75917
It is funny how much you guys have shitposted dutch memes :3
>>75918
I've got a translator addon it can translate fairly well, though not the memes, only some of them are understandable to non dutch ppl
No.75921
File: 1452809838169.jpg (181.19 KB, 700x1250, 14:25, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>75919
Do you not use erins 8k script its making the posting piss easy now. Or do you mean just the thread in general? It's like everyones off playing insurgency or something :3
No.75922
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75920
I don't understand it, but it's a good excuse to drink even more I guess.
No.75923
>made an asian joke
I'm so sorry grandma
>>75921
Oh no just the thread.
Yeah probably that, don't mind though. I'll probably sleep soon.
No.75924
No.75927
File: 1452810077422.jpg (137.71 KB, 422x700, 211:350, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>75922
Maybe with the drink the memes become more clear :3
>>75923
Its very quiet, not usually as such.
>>75924
>>75925
>>75926
You got those stacked up tokai? lol
No.75928
Я люблю пиво, я люблю водку
Я люблю баб и жирную селёдку
Я не люблю твоих печёных булок
Я алкоголик - ёбаный придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Я не люблю ни молоко не мёд
Я не люблю когда приёмник так орёт
Я не люблю твоих печёных булок
Я алкоголик - ёбаный придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
Алкоголик и придурок
No.75929
>>75927
Yeah but it just died really quickly.
Mystery
Yeaah I'm just emptying the folder.
>>75928
Cyka Blyat!
No.75930
frisia is the best nation in the world.. they're our(anglo-saxons) brothers across the pond
love em
>>75904
nambia 2.0
No.75931
File: 1452810237544.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>75928
I love beer, I love vodka
I love women and fatty herring
I do not like your baked rolls
I'm an alcoholic - fucking asshole
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
do not like milk or not honey
I do not like when the receiver so yells
I do not like your baked rolls
I'm an alcoholic - fucking asshole
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
Alcoholic and moron
No.75932
What have I walked into here?
No.75933
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>this nostalgia
>>75930
That would be such an adventure.
No.75935
File: 1452810368744.jpg (232.63 KB, 675x956, 675:956, c5ddc11df19ed86801cca1c1b6….jpg)
>>75932
a graveyard, its pretty dead
No.75936
死にたい
仕方が無い
死にたい
仕方が無い
死にたい
仕方が無い
死にたい
仕方が無い
No.75937
>>75934
I want that hat.
>>75935
Aw. That's no good.
No.75938
あたしは百合が大好きです。 みなさんお勧めの百合ゲームを教えてください。
No.75939
File: 1452810466274.png (559.49 KB, 768x1083, 256:361, 452acd514e03bbc58b4dcd7cb4….png)
>>75936
I want to die
There is no way
I want to die
There is no way
I want to die
There is no way
I want to die
There is no way
>>75937
I know :3
>>75938
I love the lily. Please tell me you recommended lily game.
No.75940
この作品は＜R-18＞です。18歳未満の方は移動してください。
No.75942
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75937
Same, Rip Golden age
No.75943
File: 1452810538905.png (568.11 KB, 800x485, 160:97, 3723af0757c863abd940308842….png)
受け継ぐ愛を 宿命さだめと呼ぶなら、微笑む目で 次の手を 。
あの 野郎
No.75944
>>75940
This work is R-18 Please move to the people of less than 18 years old.
>>75941
Can we fix it though?
>>75943
If love inherit referred to as a fate determined, the next hand with smiling eyes.
That bastard
No.75945
>>75942
Let's start a hat emporium.
No.75946
ゲームなら何でも遊びます！私がクリアできないゲームなどありません！
No.75947
>>75944
We can fix anything.
No.75948
「お前は今まで食ったパンの枚数を覚えているのか？」
ＷＲＲＲＲＲＲＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹ
No.75949
>>75946
Anything you can play if the game! I do not have a game that can not be clear!
>>75947
Thats true
No.75950
>>75948
Do you remember the number of bread which was eaten up to now?'
WRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
No.75951
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
wat een kanker muziek eigenlijk
>>75945
I'll be manager.
No.75952
>>75949
Saving the thread fills us with determination!
>>75951
I'll be the rich owner who drops by from time to time to collect the profits.
No.75953
>>75951
what music is actually a cancer?
:P
No.75955
次 に お前 わ
"ＡＳＤＨＡＪＦＫＨＳＤＡＫＪＡＳＦ"
と いう
>>75949
かっこいい！なんでか、悲しく感じる＾－＾！
No.75957
>>75954
>>75944
wait does Arabic not work in spoilers?
No.75958
>>75952
Its so dead, its really odd it being like this, where is everyone?
>>75954
Translate this <3
>>75955
Cool! Why or sad I feel ^ - ^!
No.75959
ＦＵＣＫ
ＦＵＣＫ ＦＵＣＫ ＦＵＣＫ ＦＵＵＵＵＵＵＵＵＵＵＣＣＣＣＫＫＫＫ
No.75960
>>75958
Dunno, mate. Going to play some Endless Legend and may vanish again now.
No.75961
>>75958
Right, hebrew attempt.
אני אוהב אותך
No.75962
I'm gonna sleep anyhow.
No more Netherlandish.
Good night
No.75963
>>75956
Id say so :3
>>75957
nope :(
>>75960
yeah might just lurk :3
No.75964
No.75966
Okay why the fuck did I post that, that's enough drinking for today sorry.
No.75967
>>75960
How is endless legend? I played space and it felt lackluster so I decided on not getting legend during the Christmas sale.
No.75968
>>75967
I haven't really spent a lot of time on space, but I love legend and prefer it over civ these days.
No.75969
Finally I get another personal Revy! Thanks Bit!!
No.75971
>>75970
Looks pretty bad ass. I can dig it.
No.75973
Well I'm off to work. Peace /lewd/.
>>75972
You should expand on it.
No.75974
File: 1452813284080.jpg (184.79 KB, 566x800, 283:400, dfe38d1cb0e6cdad777d882c22….jpg)
>>75973
I agree. You can help me expand something else if you want when you get back.
No.75975
>>75974
I'll expand my dick in your ass, if you know what I'm sayin'.
No.75976
>>75975
You can help me expand my music collection.
No.75977
File: 1452814292546.jpg (582.09 KB, 1450x1000, 29:20, af9fef3f1b7414548d7b2075ab….jpg)
>>75969
Baka posting it here You're welcome
No.75978
>>75977
Nice art m8. Looks good
No.75980
I-is it over? Is /lewd/ finally dead?
No.75982
>>75980
whenever it slows down a bunch I just grab 4-5 random fucks from 4chan and tell them to come here.
that's why you're here btw.
No.75984
>>75981
>>75983
Fuck.
>>75982
Yeah I know I remember when you added me it was p nice thanks for that
No.75986
No.75987
>>75982
That download worked, I can see other sever or start me own. So im ready whenever
No.75988
>>75987
yeah I want to get at least six people together first to start a server, or find a mod free server, dunno if there are any but I haven't looked around that much. domination sounds like a lot of fun.
No.75989
File: 1452819465712.jpg (204.48 KB, 1000x833, 1000:833, 9058776b01fb6efa2fe8c63493….jpg)
>>75988
Hmm me, you, and I think Noun downloaded it so far
No.75990
>>75987
I am gonna check it out right now though. Later on I know Bane, Birdy and Noun are down and I could probably get Burt, Sleep and Speed in on it too if not more people.
No.75991
>>75990
Alright sounds good!
No.75992
>>75991
>grenade launchers have been blocked by this servers admin
>scopes have sway disabled
>50 people on one map
Yeah I'd definitely like to host a server, but if worst comes to worst we can just dig through the server list for a vanilla one.
No.75993
One Punch Man soundtrack is out!
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=774801
>>75992
>scopes have sway disabled
What the fug!
No.75994
>>75993
Well scope sway disabling is pretty common, which I find hilarious because the last thing you want to do to balance CoD4 is make sniper rifles easier to use, but the fact that grenade launchers are disabled on the same server is just babyish. If you don't like getting hit by noobtubes, don't get hit by noobtubes. It's that simple. Honestly, frag x3 and claymores are way more unbalanced than grenade launchers. I can get two claymore kills every life almost every time, can't say the same for noobtubes, in most situations it's easier to just shoot somebody.
I like ranting about CoD4.
No.75995
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>75994
Its all good, before I got a computer I use to play cod 4, mod 2/3 and black ops all the time.
I was a sniper fag and I use to make tons of montages and shit.
I deleted them all once I stopped but here is a old one from mw3 lmao
No.75996
>>75995
>Bit is a casul
Where were u when dreams were crushed.
No.75997
>>75996
Im not a casual! Baka!
No.75998
>>75997
Ok bby what ever you say.
Insurgency when tonight?
No.75999
File: 1452822513761.jpg (60.26 KB, 1024x706, 512:353, 8354922f9c3bcaaceeaa5d13fe….jpg)
>>75998
To sleepy right now, I gotta play early in the morning or afternoon
No.76000
>>75998
I'm down for some insurgency. Can probably get Mika and a few others.
No.76001
>>76000
ill play after dinner!
No.76002
>>75995
I snipe pretty much only on bog and ambush, occasionally on other maps depending on my mood. I'll run around with an M40 ACOG sometimes. I'll use an M60 with stopping power on shipment and overgrown. I'll use a silenced p90 with uav jammer and claymores on most maps for spawnkilling, my favorites for that are wet work and crash. W1200 sometimes on Vacant or Bloc. Overkilled grenade launchers on Vacant is super hilarious.
God I'm such a cod4 nerd
>>75998
Get like 2-3 people and I'll join up
No.76003
File: 1452824108300.png (401.73 KB, 648x906, 108:151, b039cf7ab544aab420499b5a8e….png)
>>76002
Yes you are but not a bad thing!
No.76004
Hello everyone!
You all doing well?
No.76005
>>76004
Music till I sleep how are you Sleepen?
No.76006
>>76004
Insurgency in a few minutes.
No.76007
>>76005
Sounds comfy Bit!
What are you listening to right now?
I'm pretty good, it was snowing all day, so it's pretty comfy here!
>>76006
I'd be willing to play if there's room for me, and you want me to play!
No.76008
>>76007
Ost for OPM and wow nice! Wish it would snow sometime down here and that is good
No.76009
>>76007
Super Sexy Commando Sleepen is a vital part of my team! Report for briefing when you're called!
No.76011
>>76008
OPM was the only anime I managed to watch recently!
Hard to find motivation to watch anime for some reason, strange…
It does have a pretty nice OST!
It's rare for it to snow here, so I'm trying to make the most of it!
No.76012
>>76010
Dont trip!
>>76011
Yea one of a kind! Were you able to make snowmen?
No.76013
>>76012
It wasn't enought snow…
Besides, I would have disturbed the snow and made it look bad!
No.76014
>>76013
Oh I see, sorry to hear that :(
No.76015
>>76014
It's only a snowman Bit!
No.76017
>>76016
Don't cry Bit!
Uhh, slap me, it will make you feel better!
No.76019
>>76017
Dont worry im over it now! Its time to think about the future and I see sleep or fap, not sure which order
No.76020
>>76018
Shhh its only me and you now
No.76021
>>76020
Better be careful around me, Bit. I've been known to not play nice.
No.76022
>tfw cucked akarin ironically to make him angry because he is cute when he is jealous
>tfw he stopped talking with me
No.76023
File: 1452826994949.jpg (110.61 KB, 600x594, 100:99, 1e99f4bea4c82d9f7c8aee8ed2….jpg)
>>76021
Bring it baby boi!
No.76024
>>76022
How did you cuck him?
>>76023
Isn't that what you'd like?
No.76025
File: 1452827116286.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1237, 850:1237, 171aed256e6680987358c7ac2a….jpg)
>>76022
You baka
>>76024
Dont try your old words switch aroo thingy ma gig on me!
No.76026
>>76019
Fap in your sleep!
No.76027
>>76026
I haven't had a wet dream in about 2 months it aint that easy for me!
No.76028
>>76024
someone send me lewd pics of someone we both know and i saved it
No.76029
>>76027
Then you have one due!
Make it happen Bit!
No.76030
File: 1452827441809.jpg (34.75 KB, 471x403, 471:403, 10300895_1124140677605398_….jpg)
>>76027
the only lewd dream of my life was a few days ago and the lewdest thing on it was rubbing my fewer parts while hugging and holding hands
No.76031
>>76025
Hehe
>>76028
Oh my, how naughty of you Haunter.
No.76032
>>76031
i didnt asked for them i just received a lot of links
No.76033
>>76029
Ok I shall try!
>>76030
>Holding hands
You sick bastard!
>>76031
baka
No.76034
I'm gonna head off early tonight /lewd/, good night.
>>76032
You should apologize!
No.76035
>>76034
Goodnight person with a strong imagination
No.76036
>>76025
>>76033
>_<
>>76034
he is probably sleeping i hope
good night
No.76037
>tfw keep eating entire boxes of cereal
need to stop this shit
how is lewd doing this fine evening?
No.76038
>>76037
Just finished playing some Insurgency
>tfw died reloading
Sorry team…
I'm pretty good though, what about you?
No.76039
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No.76040
>>76039
Goodnight Bit!
>>76034
Also goodnight Noun!
No.76041
it's been a long time since I've had a sexual encounter
No.76043
>>76041
Shut your slut mouth and get ready to get TK'd.
No.76045
( ●_●)
You just got…
( ●_●)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
…Memed on
.
No.76046
>>76045
"moecake" is a cute name
No.76048
>>76038
dead! playing vidya and staying up later than i should!
>>76041
if your hand counts, we're all very sexually experienced folks!
No.76049
>>76048
What autism strategy are you playing tonight?
No.76050
>>76047
you're very welcome ^^
No.76051
>>76049
more company of heroes 2, maybe some hearts of iron, but i should maybe play something along the line of a shooter tonight!
No.76052
>>76050
Ema is a cute name as well, wanna be friends ?
No.76053
>>76051
Looking forward to hearts of iron 4?
No.76054
Allies winning ro2 campaign down to last territory until /lewd/ joined and reversed the war. Was fun, commandos.
No.76055
>>76052
i don't know, i heard after you get bored of someone ignore them completely
No.76056
>>76054
ro2player3252 is best player!
No.76057
>>76055
Yea sometimes, mostly if they annoy me though
No.76058
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>>76057
annoy you how? you must have a very stressful life if internet people annoy u~
No.76059
>>76056
they're trying to rob my glory
No.76060
>>76059
I've never seen so many Russians get killed by Vodka before!
War has changed…
No.76061
>>76053
not at all! money to buy videogames is scarce…
maybe i should start wageslaving!
No.76062
>>76058
Mostly if they get clingy before I do. My life is pretty laid back for the most part but class started again so that might change
No.76063
>tfw missed out on the fun
No.76064
>>76060
You just gotta beat the bottle over their head.
>>76063
Morning burty. I don't know about anyone else but I'm done for now.
No.76065
No.76066
>>76064
>but I'm done for now.
No.76067
>>76063
Burt is a retired man now…
>>76064
That's probably why you have no Vodka left Kyoko…
Drink it and stop using it to kill Russians!
No.76068
>>76065
i love you!
>>76066
maybe we can play burt, if you're up for it, i'd only be around for a little bit, though
No.76069
>>76062
aha what do you mean by clingy? oh and what are you learning in school?
No.76070
No.76071
No.76072
>>76067
I am not retired I was just really tired.
>>76068
I need to eat and stuff first
No.76073
>>76072
you were retired because you were tired
No.76074
>>76069
You know, like me more than a friend or attracted to me and constantly talk to me. I like to be the first one to do that stuff and I'm in school for political science
No.76075
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>>76072
Isn't that the same girl that stops people from going to class in /a/?
No.76076
>>76072
We managed to turn the tides of war Burt.
/lewd/ was a force to be reckoned with!
While you slept thought it all…
No.76077
>>76074
ohhh so you don't like to be the dom, eh?
No.76079
Apparently, looking at hentai is child pornography and now my phone is locked by the government and i have to pay a fine, in short, i have a virus on my phone that locks my phone and says in need to pay it with a $100 itunes card. I just hope it's really a virus because i don't want to go to court for looking at hentai.
No.76080
>>76077
o-only with special people, otherwise I'm a softie
No.76081
>>76077
surprisingly few people do, i suppose it's just the responsibility that comes with domming?
No.76082
>>76066
Just really tired and gamed a lot today. Might go take a nap.
>>76067
In a week they'll catch a break.
later /lewd/
No.76083
>>76078
hi there
>>76079
I can see why you hate life.
No.76084
>>76078
Hello Mika
>>76082
Bye Kyoko, it was fun playing with you!
No.76085
>>76083
If there a day i really want to kill myself it would be today.
No.76086
Work, work, work. Good bye for now ^^
>>76080
Weird, I'm the exact way, but I wouldn't ignore someone, that's really mean…
>>76081
Ehhh the more you know, I guess… learn something new every time I come here
>>76082
Good bye, sex commander: Sex
>>76085
please don't, i really like you and your family will be heartbroken for the rest of their lives…
No.76087
>>76073
That was the joke yes
>>76075
I dont go to /a/
>>76076
;_;
>>76082
boo…
No.76088
No.76089
Yep, it is a virus. Googled it and it turns out it's the best kind of virus.;-; i lost all of my music and pictures of Parsee. I want to die.
No.76090
>>76086
I can't help what I am.
No.76091
>>76086
Also, my family does not care about me.
No.76092
>>76089
>>76091
not logical! the permanant solution of death is a pretty dumb thing to temporary pain no matter how intense it feels! think of all the future happiness you waste!
No.76093
Wheeerrre is dagashi episode 2 subbed help I can't find it help
No.76094
>>76092
But my pictures! No, I am not really going to kill myself. I'll just have no way of contacting people for a while and I'll be bored.
No.76095
Attention /lewd/ battalion I am playing
No.76096
>>76095
RED ORCHESTRA 2
please join in comrades for Commissar Burt
No.76097
No.76098
Get another harddrive to install windows on, boot in safe mode, and transfer all the files you need to the new harddrive.
Burn your old one and run a malwarebytes scan on your new one afterwards.
No.76099
>>76094
>>76098
>On phone
Shit just plug your phone into your computer and transfer the files. Do a factory reset afterwards.
No.76100
>>76097
>>76099
>No computer
>No phone
>only a PS4
No library near by
No.76104
>>76103
hows you, gropy? we havent talked much at all
No.76105
>>76104
Ive been lots of busy lately, you could add me on steam; that might make us talk more.
No.76107
>everyone is asleep
bleh, I hate getting sad
No.76108
Not everyone is a vampire, sad to say
No.76110
>>76108
vampires are gay!
>>76109
morning
No.76111
>>76110
Good morning spider!
No.76112
>>76109
Taaaaak
>>76110
Yeah, but you understand what I mean right?
No.76113
>>76111
how're you doing and or feeling?
>>76112
you want a cute vampire boy, I feel ya
No.76114
>>76112
ayy lmao
what's up
>>76113
still feeling groggy
gonna go get some breakfast
No.76115
>>76114
breakfast sounds good
No.76116
>>76115
the most important meal of the day
any plans for later?
No.76117
>>76116
other then cooking those burgers I got, not really
you?
No.76118
>>76113
ehhh?
>>76114
not much man
No.76119
>>76118
or you want to be the little cute vampire boy then
No.76120
>>76119
I wish I was a cute boy! its not fair!
No.76121
>>76120
you seem pretty cute to me
No.76123
>>76117
I feel pretty sick
so no, nothing
>>76118
dragon's dogma is so close
what class are you gonna play?
No.76125
>>76123
do you know what's wrong with ya?
No.76126
>>76124
I want to hug them all
even you, Burt
>>76125
I can't say for sure, I just feel nauseous
No.76127
>>76126
take it ez then cute stuffs it'll go away in awhiles but you can also take something for it
No.76128
>>76126
Hugs will have to wait until after the war is won!
No.76129
>>76127
kiss me to make it feel better.
>>76128
hugs can win the war.
No.76130
>>76128
hey there
>>76129
hugs and kisses into snuggles and cuddles
No.76131
>>76121
Im not.
I go blind every time I look in the mirror
>>76123
Shit man I dunno. its rally hard to say
plus im probably gunna play BnS before dragon's dogma
No.76132
>>76131
can't be that bad, can it?
No.76133
>>76130
that's the spirit
>>76131
>>76132
chii is just a self conscious qt.
No.76134
>>76133
seems like he is, I'd fuck it right out of him if I could
No.76135
>>76129
I would hug the enemy in that case, but they keep shooting at me for some reason…
>>76130
Hello spider!
No.76136
>>76128
The war is over for now Comrade
No.76137
>>76135
how're you doing this morning?
No.76138
>>76136
I now have terrible PTSD…
The war never ends!
SEND ME BACK MAN!!! SEND ME BACK!!!
>>76137
I'm doing good, just keeping warm since it's snowing here!
What about you?
No.76139
>>76138
better then I was before, I saw your snow in the mountains over here
No.76140
I play SL a lot and use the SVT a lot
>>76138
Its alright man! calm down!
No.76141
>>76139
It's good that you're feeling better spider!
The snow will probably be done soon, so things should be back to normal!
>>76140
"Burt is the best sl ever" - Every team leader.
No.76142
>>76138
>snow
I wish it was snowing here
No.76143
>>76141
Always makes me feel good when I hear stuff like that.
No.76144
>>76141
wish snow wasn't dying out in england in general
fucking globe warming
No.76145
>>76132
Yes, it can be.
>>76133
NO TAK
>>76134
>him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.76146
>>76142
It doesn't snow here often, but I really like the snow!
It's nice…
You are a 10/10 battle buddy btw Pins!
>>76143
You will hear a lot more compliments like that!
BURT IS BEST SL EVER!!!
>>76144
Yeah, we used to get a lot of snow here, now we hardly get any…
No.76147
>>76145
wut?
>>76146
yeah… I blame you, you're too hot for the united kingdom!
No.76148
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>>76146
Hah thanks, i'm not as good as you and comissar burt though!
No.76149
I had this song playing like the whole match.
>>76146
Sleepen truly is the greatest battle buddy!
>>76148
You did good pins a true soviet hero!
No.76150
>>76147
nothing…dont worry about it.
No.76151
No.76152
>>76147
Did someone set me on fire or something?
>>76148
You are up there with us!
We are all equal comrade!
Hopefully we will play together again sometime!
>>76149
RO2 webm!
Our victories will be remembered forever!
No.76154
>>76149
I only hope next time I can bring more sauerkrauts down with me!
>>76152
Yeah it was fun, i'm definitely game for another match!
No.76155
>>76152
yes ur a blazing
>>76153
o.k!
No.76157
>>76156
no need to be sorry at all, doesn't change anything at all
No.76158
>>76157
Girls are gross.
being a girl is gross
I want out of this hell
No.76159
>>76158
nah they're not and nah you're not
No.76160
>>76159
only 2d girls are acceptable
No.76161
>>76154
Great!
/lewd/ will forever be remembered in the Russian army as heroes!
>>76155
Who would do such a thing?
I blame the Nazis!
>>76156
Don't apologize to the spider!
He is British, and all British spiders are completely harmless!
No.76162
>>76160
you're acceptable to me!
>>76161
hehehehe maybe I did it!
No.76163
>>76161
Spiders are scary.
No.76164
>>76152
I am making some
trying to find parts where you and or pins are in it.
>>76154
Oh you will don't worry gotta take a break though Dragons Dogma and all,
No.76165
>>76162
*teleports behind you*
*calls the police on you*
get rekt
>>76163
You are in america though, shoot him!
I will help!
No.76166
>>76164
"I got my ass kicked that whole game" - Senti
What gives?
I thought he was pretty tough?
No.76167
>>76165
officer I got burnt while burning sleepen! I demand compensation!
*they end up arresting you and you become my bitch boy 4life"
No.76168
>>76162
Please, Dont say that. girls be gross
>>76165
I dont know how to shoot
No.76169
>>76168
well I can try fucking you into a real boy if you'd like
No.76171
>>76166
He tried to fight me and my American fire
No.76172
>>76169
Is that even possible?
>>76170
QQ
No.76173
>>76172
not really but that doesn't mean we can't try!
No.76174
>>76172
so, I was thinking about restarting to make a 40str/40dex build
No.76175
>>76167
Police don't serve spiders!
>>76168
Uhh…
Lock the door!
Then the spider can't get in!
No.76176
>>76173
NO
call me when its easier
>>76174
do it
nerd
No.76177
>>76175
Is that how it works?
No.76178
>>76175
they do any foreigner though
>>76176
we can buy you a rubber penis to stick in your panties
that could work
No.76179
>>76176
I was going to use a rapier, too.
and keep it uninfused to keep the raw physical damage
No.76181
>>76179
Rapier with posion on it is fucking sick damage
No.76182
>>76180
I suppose so
why don't like you girls and why do you wanna be a boy?
No.76183
>>76179
The first time i played I went rapiers and dual wielded them and wore Lucatiels outfit after i got it
was pretty fun
No.76184
>>76177
I-I don't know…sorry…
>>76178
You are a native spider though!
No.76185
>>76184
….. stop having good points!
No.76186
>>76182
Girls are evil, they are do some fucked up shit. most of the time I can see when another girl is trying to use a guy. its not fun
and…I dunno. It just seems like it'd be more comfortable, no real reason. I've never been very girly and what not.
>>76184
sheit
No.76187
>>76186
I wouldn't say evil, most of them are just really basic and are lacking in morals
that doesn't mean that you are.
however with being more comfortable, I suppose so but you can't really achieve that by transitioning I think, being comfortable I mean
so you should just look in to seeing how to make what you currently have better going for ya
No.76188
>>76186
You still shouldn't worry about a British spider!
Completely harmless!
No.76189
british spiders are nice
they just want to enjoy a warm cup of tea, not bite into flesh
No.76190
No.76191
>>76189
Every house in Britain has a moat filled with tea.
We don't take kindly to spiders being in our property!
No.76192
>>76191
I wanna internal tea canal throughout my house with little canal boats transporting biscuits and niplets around the place!
No.76193
it wont let me reply for some reason.
No.76194
>>76193
8chan shitting its self in the morning
don't worry about it
No.76195
>>76192
You are a true patriot spider, I salute you!
>>76193
Have a (You) for trying to reply to people!
No.76196
Gah damnit hotwheel fic you're website!
No.76197
No.76198
>>76193
erin's new 8k script forces the post through the errors
works like a charm
No.76199
>>76195
I'd love to be but England just doesn't want to be, know what I mean?
>>76196
it's not hotwheels anymore
No.76200
>>76199
"Spiders get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" - Reptilian Queen
No.76201
No.76202
>>76200
"cry" - a sad spider
No.76208