No.77244
I’LL TURN THE ART FORM IN A BLOOD SPORT
AND MAKE PEA SOUP OUTTA OF A PEA BRAIN
THEY WANNA RUN THESE STREETS LIKE PARKOUR?
I’D RATHER RUN THESE TRACKS LIKE A STEAM TRAIN
No.77248
>>77241
the best deserves the best!
No.77251
>>77234
Bit of both, really.
>>77236
Sure, let's. He tried that with me a long time ago, and I turned the tables on him fast. To each their own I guess.
>>77239
Owned?
>>77246
>>77247
MORE ALCOHOL FOR ALL.
No.77254
>>77251
I supposed I should be a little flattered.
No.77255
>>77245
Another day in the life of Skandi!
No.77256
RO2 NOW OR NEVER THE RUSSIANS ARE DRUNK AND VULNERABLE!
No.77258
>>77242
Haven't seen that wonderful picture in years
>>77248
I try to be for him Not always the best at it..
>>77251
Oh really? how exactly did you turn the tables on him
No.77259
No.77260
>>77258
You are the best Chijo!
No.77261
>>77249
Hi! I am possibly too drunk to be posting!
>>77251
I have more beer! And two litres of wine! I've got enough!
>>77252
Hi, Dots!
>>77253
I think you're straight-up ignoring what I told you a few days ago!
>>77255
Not at all! Usually I drink alone!
No.77262
>>77259
more destructive and broken than heroin addicts :(
No.77263
>>77258
you are the best and the cutest
No.77264
>>77258
That is simply much too long.
No.77265
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>>77262
They're both equally destructive, in different ways
No.77266
>>77261
I am neither confirming or denying
No.77267
>>77262
My grandfather is an alcoholic, and I pretty much hate him for the things he did, so I agree with you on that…
No.77268
>>77254
Perhaps, what a waste.
>>77257
Don't worry, we're all sad too.
>>77258
I'd probably get banned for saying that here.
>>77261
I have absinthe for days.
No.77270
>>77261
Did you enjoy your party~?
And should I get a throwaway email address from you?
No.77273
>>77262
If you say so.
I'm neither an alky or drug addict.
No.77274
>>77260
>>77263
Stop flattering human garbage!! it really means a lot guys..
>>77264
Agreed
>>77268
Steam!!
No.77277
REAL BAD MAN, WE WILL KILL ALL YOUR SQUAD
No.77278
>>77274
I like that couple you post a lot.
I've seen them around before.
They're cute.
No.77279
>>77276
Im lewd sometimes tbh
No.77280
>>77278
JC and JK are the cutest!
No.77281
File: 1452911425695.jpg (149.91 KB, 850x689, 850:689, sample_e97f5c8b13080862075….jpg)
>>77280
Helen Tanner is the cutest.
No.77282
>>77279
Im not but all this lewd is getting to me…
No.77283
>>77266
>>77268
Absinthe is super great! I'm kinda jealous! It's too expensive here for me to make a habit of it.
>>77270
I managed to not go to the party! I stayed at the preparty, and it was comfy as hell.
Probably not! I'm too drunk to, uh, contribute, in any case!
No.77284
>>77282
Lies you were always lewd!
No.77285
Sleepen and Canadanon showed up for the roll call. Who's gone AWOL and refuses to fight the war?
No.77286
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>>77281
I'll agree she's one of them
No.77287
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No.77288
>>77283
Aww, man. You could have talked to Miles and I!
And I'm okay with you being too drunk
No.77290
>>77285
buy me the game and ill suck ur dick
No.77291
>>77286
Look how cute she is.
Definitely in the top three cutest.
No.77292
>>77261
People need to realize you are the best drinking companion, and spend more time with you!
>>77287
Dunsel…we need you!
No.77293
>>77284
im not lying you're gonna corrupt me with anymore pictures
>>77285
I got a break from Comrade Stalin he is sending me to a gulag!
No.77294
>>77292
I don't have the game, otherwise I'd come save you guys
No.77295
>>77289
Me too..
>>77291
She is a cute! I don't even know what she is
No.77296
I have returned. I take it you've been taking good care of my Violet, right Burty?
No.77297
>>77271
Flattery is wasted on taken people, wouldn't you agree?
>>77274
I'd just posted mine in the last thread.
>>77283
Yeah it's really great!
>>77293
Don't let him corrupt you buddy.
No.77298
>>77295
She has some kind of blood symbiote that gives her minor precognition.
No.77299
>>77287
You're Acutie.
>>77289
Load up!
>>77290
Heh, prices change huh?
No.77301
File: 1452911824875.jpg (24.33 KB, 304x354, 152:177, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.30.11….jpg)
No.77302
>>77294
I would give my life for you Dunsel!
>>77296
Hello Noun!
No.77303
>>77297
Not if you get what you want!
No.77304
>>77297
Added!
>>77298
What a cute!
No.77306
>>77299
what does that mean?
name a price
No.77307
>>77300
>>77301
>>77302
Chijo! Dunsel! Sleepen! How are you?
No.77310
>>77288
No I couldn't! I was drinking with a couple of friends and there was no time to talk to internet people!
Well, fine! I warn you, though, I'm far too drunk! I only seem relatively sober 'cause of my spellchecker!
2qwfvq+1j17avvre4kg@grr.la
>>77292
Well maybe, but being with people tends to stress me out!
>>77296
Noun! Noun! Noun! Chijo is cute!
No.77311
>>77307
I'm doing good! Just playing RO2 with /lewd/
How are you?
No.77312
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>>77299
You're such a flatterer!
>>77302
I think you're wonderful!
>>77307
Tired! But I has monies and I need to investigate vidya worth purchasing
How are you Nounerooni?
No.77313
>>77296
I think so
>>77297
Im trying
>>77308
ahhh
No.77315
>>77310
I know what you mean!
It's their loss, since you are the best drinking buddy!
>>77312
I'm not really! But thank you anyway!
You are infinitely more wonderful Dunsel!
No.77316
>>77296
Your Violet is getting yuri violated by Kyoko.
No.77317
>>77297
Im not corrupting anyone you baka!
>>77313
It was in you all along!
No.77318
>>77310
The spellchecker is a glorious thing~
No.77319
>>77307
I'm okay, better you're home. How are you Noun?
>>77309
Moar!
>>77314
I'll try again
No.77321
>>77317
>>77303
I never do!
>>77304
I don't see any adds!
>>77307
Nondes, is everyone here fair game? I'm only being polite for your sake.
>>77313
Try harder ya smelly bastard.
>>77317
You're right, you're only trying! weeb
No.77322
>>77314
>>77321
That wasn't very nice
>>77317
No it wasn't stop exploiting my weakness
No.77323
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No.77324
Going to take a shower!
Too many (You)'s. It's overwhelming.
Indeed Chijo is cute, Skandi.
I'm doing great dunsel! About to hop in shower. You should get Dragon's Dogma.
I'm going to tass your pawn off of a cliff, Kyoko.
I'm good Chijo! Going to take a shower.
No.77325
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>>77315
We're equally wonderful!
No.77328
>>77314
That's kind of sad.
Have you tried wanting the opposite of what you want so you get what you actually wanted?
>>77319
I have lots.
No.77330
>>77325
>tfw no Dunsel battle buddy
No.77331
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>>77329
I want to do things to you
No.77332
>>77321
No need to try ya dork!
>>77322
Rain must be ur bf! These eyes see everything
No.77333
>>77330
One day we'll fight on the front lines together! Promise
No.77335
>>77315
Only when I'm with people who appreciate my drunken sense of humour! Which isn't often!
>>77318
Right! I never know how to spell "sexual harassment"!
No.77336
>>77332
What no! I am single always and forever!
No.77337
GOTTA DRINK MORE.
>>77319
Still nothing.
>>77322
It was but a reference, however you should.
>>77326
Are you some kinda scalie?
>>77328
Sadly it doesn't work that way.
>>77332
You're really good at trying, though! Also no, I'm not dating anyone right now. My last relationship was with a girl who went psychotic a few months in.
No.77338
>>77321
I added again!!
>>77324
You love the (You)s and I'm happy to hear you're doing well
>>77328
I'm savin em if its okay
No.77339
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No.77340
>>77333
We will be the bosses of the gym Dunsel…
>>77335
They all have a poor sense of humor Skandi…
No.77341
>>77337
Dupe the system!
>>77338
Oh. Well if you want I can just dropbox her for you.
The whole folder.
No.77342
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I'll be back in an hour or so, I have something to do real quick and then I'm running to buy some whiskey
Bye /lewd/ !
>>77334
You wait right here! I'll be back for you~
No.77343
>>77342
See you later Dunsel!
No.77344
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>>77339
That bitch is going to get her ass beat.
No.77345
>>77336
Yea yea yea!
>>77337
Hmph! If you think im trying you're sadly mistaken.
No.77346
>>77321
Could you post your ID again???.. I can't find it and I think I've adding the wrong Rain.
>>77341
I'd love it!!
>>77342
Later Dunsel
No.77347
>>77339
tfw ur mom recently died ;_;
No.77349
>>77315
Only when I'm with people who appreciate my drunken sense of humour! Which isn't often!
>>77318
Right! I never know how to spell "sexual harassment"!
No.77350
>>77344
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>>77347
nice try
mine died when i was 15
your tragedy is insignificant :^)
No.77351
>>77348
No, one day someone will be there for you!
No.77352
>>77349
You should be an expert at spelling it by now~
Waiting for an email
No.77353
>>77346
I'll put it up now then.
No.77354
>>77351
I will hold out hope what little i got…
No.77355
>>77340
>posting twice 'cause I couldn't tell I'd posted
Damned image stealing! But yeah, I guess!
>>77352
Sorry, give me a minute!
No.77357
my mom literally an heroed while i was out camping and i came home to find police at my house.
i walked in and her boyfriend totally straight faced and assertively said "Your mothers dead."
they wouldn't let me see her cause she took mountains of sleeping pills and washed them down with wine and apparently it was a messy scene
life changed that day.
No.77358
BUT SHIT, IT WAS 99 CENTS!
No.77359
>>77355
Did you enjoy yourself?
No.77360
>>77338
Either you're adding the wrong person; or it isn't working, but here once more:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/amemizu/
>>77341
Cannot do anything about said system.
>>77345
Never a true mistake.
No.77361
>>77356
stop bullying and get ready!
No.77362
>>77359
Very much so! It there was some friend-of-a-friend drama to jabber on about first, but once that was out of the way it was all just comfy talk about basically nothing! A-and I'm just now realizing it's super late for you too! Why're you up?
No.77363
>>77361
BATTLE STATION IS ALMOST READY
No.77364
>>77355
Geez.
I feel like I've re-entered the 19th century~
No.77366
>>77364
I warned you I was super drunk! You might think that was some sort of exaggeration, but I don't use "super" lightly!
No.77367
>>77366
That's ok, as long as you don't throw up on me.
No.77369
I just realized, I had actually forgotten the date of my mom's death, but it i was camping for my friends birthday, so i just have to find out when his birthday is, and it's then.
how convenient, now i don't have to look like an asshole asking my dad, who won't have to look like an asshole by not knowing either.
No.77370
>>77362
Because I'm terrible and have nowhere to be and no one to see, so I have no sleep schedule!
Playing vidya with /lewd/ to pass the time is nice though!
I'm glad you had a good night!
No.77371
guys! i'm wierd!
and cough syrup feels a little bit like a panic attack except you're not crying and feeling sort of suffocated and broken. it's like thinking but without the horrible downsides!
No.77372
>>77371
>i have a thing
>like a headache
>but with pictures
>an idea!
No.77374
>>77372
exactly! it is like being a totally stupified drugged up hippie, which i must sound like right now! how are you?
>>77373
you never talk to me! i don't talk much, but eh…. how are you? also, maymays!
No.77375
>>77367
I'm a pro! I don't throw up!
>>77368
Drunk as I am, I won't be responding to you any more tonight. Unless you post it, but you won't.
>>77370
There was no need to include "I'm terrible" there! But I get that it's easy to do that kind of stuff, especially late at night. Glad to hear you're being kinda social, though!
No.77376
>>77371
Fuck I wish I could trip on DXM right about now. Think I'm just gonna get wasted on some vodka again.
No.77377
>>77375
Top pro absinthe drinker with a certificate to prove it!
No.77378
>>77374
lolol :')
I'm swell, ty ^^
No.77379
>>77375
You know I get nervous with public things..
>>77374
I don't really talk to people first so that's probably why we don't talk much
No.77381
>>77377
Says you, I'm on my second bottle of it and I feel fine.
No.77382
>>77376
eeeeh, it's ok, sort of makes you immobile with all the dizzyness but vodka is bad for your liver! also, when i come down, i feel sort of wierd and floaty
>>77378
good! you should talk more!
>>77379
sub! it's ok though, people and judgement are terrifying prospects!
No.77383
>>77377
No certificate, just a sort of badge of honour! 55 ABV is really far too much, though, so I won't be buying much absinthe in the future, I think.
>>77379
God, I'm too much of a bloody softie.
2qwfvq+1j17avvre4kg@grr.la
You've got half an hour, and this really is final.
No.77384
>>77371
Hello!
>>77375
Sorry, it was a poor choice of words!
I meant it to sound different than it actually did…
No.77385
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>>77383
Yeah? What will you switch to?
No.77387
>>77382
i'm not sure you really want that
No.77388
>>77380
It's just 15 and 16 year olds tripping on something for the first time and calling it the best thing since sliced bread honestly they should just do acid 2ce or ketamine
No.77389
>>77356
Ahahaha Yui is the best.
No.77390
>>77384
Don't worry about it, really. I'm not getting mad at you or anything, just pointing it out.
>>77385
I'll switch back to red wine! It's my standard thing.
>>77386
I've got nothing against pussy, but drinking it sounds kinda revolting!
No.77391
No.77392
>>77388
I'd rather smoke cigs then "trip" on dxm again
No.77393
DXM is terrible tho
your NMDA receptor is not a toy, you'll fuck yourself up
if you wanna trip, take acid or DMT or some other serotonin agonist.
or like 25i-NBOMe or something if you enjoy heart palpitations.
No.77394
>>77384
hello! how are you? open yourself up more, silly willy!
>>77387
talk! life is very short, and regret is usually found in the form of not doing things!
>>77388
every drug is a meme technically because of drugs getting spread by info
i'm on an ssri as well, i'm confused if this is a bad thing
No.77395
>>77390
MORE ABSINTHE
I'LL FINISH A SECOND BOTTLE PF IT BEFORE YOU STOP SUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIICKS YEEEAHHHH
No.77396
>>77390
You are too nice to me Skandi!
I would never thing badly of you, so if you were mad at me or not wouldn't matter!
>>77394
That's 2spooky for me Daisies…
I'm doing good though!
What about you?
No.77398
>>77394
uh
i know stuff about drugs if that's relevant?
DXM won't interact with an SSRI. DXM is an n-methyl-d-aspartate agonist, and SSRIs target the 5-hydroxytryptamine transporter SERT, otherwise known as the serotonin transporter protein.
They are safe to take together, in the sense they won't make each other any worse, NMDA agonists are bad to take at all though.
No.77399
>>77390
Eww. Red wine.
Right, I'll get some sleep~
No.77403
>>77395
I'm not sucking any dicks at the moment. And I don't think more than one bottle of absinthe is very good for anyone.
>>77396
I really don't see what you could possibly do to make me get mad at you!
>>77399
Red wine's delicious, you heeeathen. But goodnight!
No.77404
>>77396
An equally spooky prospect would have never been being heard at all! although one might not mind that! do what you want! but if you feel bad, change it up a little! if you like this life, then live it!
>>77398
hmm, so basically stop taking cough syrup you dense fuck?
No.77405
>>77393
I could die happily on 25i
No.77406
>>77350
jk my mom didnt die
ownd
No.77408
DXM is like the only drug that i think people should be locked up for abusing
its awful
No.77409
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>77403
I want at least 3 tonight.
No.77410
on the other hand, serotonergic hallucinogens, like LSD, DMT, AMT, 2CI, 2CB, mescaline, 25i-NBOMe, 1P-LSD, PRO-LAD, LSA, and so on will get you much less high when you're on an SSRI, because the increased serotonin action caused by the SSRI leads to serotonin receptor downregulation, meaning their are less receptors there for the drug to work on.
Prime example was when I was on 400ug of 1P-LSD and was still here posting like normal.
100mg of sertraline a day means I get way less fucked up by acid than most people.
>>77404
i mean you're not gonna die or anything, probably, but if you wanna trip take a serotonergic tripper, one listed above, they're much safer.
>>77405
you could, 2C derivatives are not serotonin selective, they bind to all monoamine receptors, they much more dangerous than liek acid.
they are super fun tho :3
>>77406
i know
mine did
ownd
No.77412
>>77410
Oh I know dis. enjoy it more than acid tbh
No.77413
>>77403
That's good!
Thank you drunk Skandi!
Any idea when sober Skandi will be around again?
>>77404
You seem very optimistic today Daisies!
No.77414
>>77409
Well uh. I'd prefer if you didn't die of alcohol poisoning!
No.77415
>>77412
I got WAY more high on one 25i tab than i have managed to get on 1P so far, but i think i was off my meds at that point.
No.77417
>>77413
Sober Skandi, i.e. my worst enemy, will be around at probably noon tomorrow, and if I know him at all he'll blame me for his hangover, the bastard.
No.77418
>>77410
too many names! convert this into some sort of list of common products or something, i am no chemistry major!
>>77413
optimistic people are happier because when they fail, they are optimistic about the results. i don't know if i am optimistic, but i may try!
No.77420
>>77418
those are the names of the drugs tho :o
google 1P-LSD
an acid analogue with basically identical properties that's sold fucking everywhere legally right now
get some of that
No.77421
>>77414
I don't give a fuck, this is fun playing with death.
No.77423
>>77420
i get high off of stolen cough syrup, silly! i have no money! i am scum!
No.77424
>>77417
How he be your worst enemy?
He is great! a 10/10 friend in my opinion!
Maybe you shoud leave him an apology note?
>>77418
I like seeing you so happy!
Makes me feel better, thank you Daisies!
No.77425
>>77422
I'm posting again!
No.77426
>>77424
>>77417
How can he be*
That mistake annoys me…
No.77427
>>77425
I know, i could see your ID when you were posting earlier praising me for my good taste in manga men! Glad to have you back, buddy!
No.77428
>>77427
Darnit. How do I hide that!
And um, t-thanks..!
No.77429
>>77419
No no no, I'm not talking headmates or whatever, I'm just talking the difference between the relatively confident and talkative drunk me and the self-isolating sober me! Nothing too dramatic.
>>77421
Well, make sure death doesn't get the upper hand, then!
>>77424
It's just that I'm far too neurotic when sober, generally speaking! And it's kinda terrible 'cause I can barely even manage to post here when sober. I know Sober Skandi will forgive me, though, he always does! Unless I do something far too lewd.
No.77430
>>77428
No hiding from mods
No.77431
>>77428
No hiding, owner sees all~
And no problem! You should get Dragon's Dogma and make a qt pawn for me to abuse.
No.77432
>>77427
y'know after seein' that image so much it makes me think how I could draw somethin' better with my left nut taped behind my asshole.
>>77429
it hasn't yet and I've nearly died more times than I can count
No.77433
>>77424
you should feel happy too! you are a good person…
No.77434
>>77430
There's gotta be a way..!
>>77431
eep
But that costs money! I'm buta lowly poorfag
No.77435
>>77429
I'd love to see you post more, but I know what you mean about that…
Don't think I've ever really seen you do something lewd…
Am I weird?
>>77433
You are too kind!
I'll try feel good for you!
No.77436
>>77434
Save up! It's like totally worth it, friend.
No.77437
>>77432
Uh, keep it up then, I guess.
>>77435
Ever since my master kinda stopped posting here, there's been far less lewd stuff thankfully. I don't think I'd want you to see any of that!
Hm? Well, you're not weird to me, I see far too much of myself in you! I can't speak for anyone else, though.
No.77438
>>77436
I dunno, I played the demo and didn't have a lot of fun. I need that money for food! And girls underwear.
No.77439
i feel like this is the best advice i will ever give anyone
passing it on.
No.77440
>>77437
DAMN RIGHT I WILL THIS SHIT'S 150 PROOF 75% ALCOHOL OR SOME SHIT
No.77441
>>77439
hedonists need to be fucking lined up and shot
No.77442
>>77438
Oho, mr "i'm not lewd!".
No.77443
>>77442
It's not lewd unless I post pics.
No.77444
>>77437
It would probably be really embarrassing for me to see stuff like that tbh…
It's fine though, do what you want, nothing wrong with it!
That's just me with everything lewd tbh!
If you are weird then wierd is good!
No.77445
>>77439
i always stay inside
woooooooooo
No.77446
>>77445
that is the key to happiness
or at least reasonable comfort
keep it up
No.77448
Does anyone want to watch me stream dota and listen to shit music
No.77449
>>77439
I like pushing things and going outside.
No.77450
>>77440
THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT
>>77444
Exactly! I'm assuming you're not completely pu.re, but even so!
I'm hardly a role model, but thanks anyway!
No.77451
>>77443
I'll keep that in mind, Canny~
No.77452
>>77450
>I'm assuming you're not completely pu.re
w-what makes you assume such things?!
No.77453
>>77450
THERE IS ALWAYS REASONS TO SHOUT
No.77454
>>77449
the portion of my life when i did things had suicides, abortions, arrests, homelessness, terrible haircuts, fortnight long amphetamine fueled stints with no sleep, public intoxication, public nudity, fistfighting strangers, fistfighting friends, attempted murders, thousands in debt to drug dealers, home tattooing, etc. etc. etc.
i am done doing things
i have done enough things
things are bad
No.77455
oh, i should add actual murders to that list.
one of the dudes we hung around with for a while had literally murdered people.
also i got raped, so rapes, that can go on the list of things that happened that are good reasons not to do things
No.77456
>>77454
HA, that sounds like my life minus the drug use.
I've been shot beaten and stabbed multiple times and I still go out.
I'd rather not talk about the worse things right now.
LIFE IS GRAND, LIVE IT UP.
FUCK FEAR.
No.77458
>>77457
>tfw btfo
Strange feel to know that Skandi could be watching me at any moment…
Spooky…
No.77459
>>77457
>tfw wanna kick konata in the crotch
No.77460
>>77456
you are brave.
having a life is a mistake though
i am through with it
No.77461
>>77457
I will SHOUT as you get FUCKED BY MY TEN INCH DICK
>>77460
Well then good luck with your un-life.
No.77462
the main side effect of doing things is sudden, uncontrolled happenings
FUCK happenings
No.77463
>>77458
I'm always lurking in the shadows. Nobody's safe. I'll see it when you post lewds.
>>77459
Stop having weird fetishes!
>>77461
Your ten inch feminine penis?
No.77464
>>77461
>>77463
Fight!
I wanna see who's the boss of this gym…
No.77465
>>77463
IT HUNGERS FOR THE ASS OF A VIRGIN
ANY WILL SUFFICE COME NOW
>>77464
No.77466
>>77459
>tfw no Noun to kick me in the crotch
No.77467
>>77463
someone should post lewds that isnt me
No.77468
>>77466
Kick this person in the crotch right now!
No.77469
>>77464
I am the eternal boss! Noun is basically my bitch!
>>77465
I'm not a virgin, sorry!
>>77466
You stop having weird fetishes, too!
>>77467
Right, and it should be Sleepen!
No.77471
>>77469
>tfw you find out Skandi is spying on everyone
>tfw you find out everyone is Skandi's bitch
All these feels…I had no idea…
No.77472
>>77470
>>77469
>>77468
>>77467
>>77466
>>77459
ALL SHALL BE FUCKED BY MY HAND
DO NOT RESIST FOR I AM A GOD AMONG MEN
No.77474
>>77471
You clearly haven't been here long if you haven't noticed I'm omniscient and omnipotent!
>>77472
I don't want to be fucked by anyone's hand!
No.77475
ATTENTION /LEWD/ GERMANS WERE WINNING IN RO2 UNTIL COMRADE BURT GAVE THE RUSSIANS THE ADVANTAGE AND WON IT FOR THEM
No.77476
>>77473
What if I build a moat around my house?
Will I be safe then?
No.77478
>>77474
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT FEMBOYS THINK
>>77475
FUCKING COMMUNIST TRASH SHOULD ROT IN HELL
>>77476
I WILL WRESTLE THE ALLIGATORS IN THE MOAT AND USE THE WATER AS A LUBE TO FUCK YOU
No.77479
>>77474
Do I need to pray to you now before I eat and go to sleep?
>>77475
Only because of that pet Pantanal jaguar you brought with you!
>>77478
y-you aren't the boss of my moat!
a-are you..?
No.77480
>>77468
Don't if you're not Noun tho
>>77469
Never!
>>77472
You wish you were Noun
No.77481
chijo someone offered to buy me a ticket to newcon
lol
No.77482
*punches chijo in the crotch*
No.77483
>>77480
Oh yeah, sorry Chijo!
>>77468
THIS POST ONLY APPLIES TO NOUN!!!
NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO DO THIS!!!
No.77484
>>77478
I AM NOT A BLOODY FEMBOY
>>77479
You only need to pray if you want something in particular! I'm a merciful god-demon-thing!
>>77480
Wouldn't you rather have Noun kiss you on the forehead, though?
No.77485
>>77484
>Wouldn't you rather have Noun kiss you on the forehead, though?
That comes after the abuse, silly.
No.77486
>>77479
I AM THE BOSS OF HEAVEN AND HELL
>>77480
I AM THE ONE WHO DOMINATES HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE
>>77482
YOU'RE NEXT
>>77484
YOU WILL BE CRUSHED INTO THE FILTH WHERE YOU BELONG
No.77487
>>77484
Okay!
I uhh… I pray for a gundam suit or something!
So I can give it to people to protect me from Rain!
>>77486
What if I am in purgatory though?
No.77488
>>77482
Oh thank you Noun!
>>77483
Its all good sleepen
>>77485
Noun knows just what I'm going to say
No.77490
>>77487
Ill protect you from rain I will challenge him to a duel M14 vs. G3
No.77491
>>77487
NOWHERE NOTHING AND NO ONE ARE SAFE
>>77488
CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUUUUUUUUUCK
>>77489
BURT THE HEADLESS THOMPSON GUNNER
No.77492
>>77485
That's really cute and kinda scary! But I'm not judging your weird-ass fetishes! Not any more than is strictly necessary, anyway!
>>77486
I belong among the stars tbh!
>>77487
Oh well, you're not getting that! I'm not very good at answering prayers!
No.77493
>>77490
Did I give you permission to come through here?
I'm kidding
No.77495
>>77493
I like when you're a bully like that
No.77496
>>77491
NO IM NOT!!
>>77492
Its the cutest! He's loving abuse is wonderful
>>77494
What why!?
No.77497
>>77488
Thank you Chijo!
Have a (You)!
>>77490
I need you commissar Burt!
>>77491
Burt is here to save me now Rain!
FIGHT!
>>77492
What the hell Skandi?
I thought you were universal perfection incarnate!
Can you at least give me money for a bus or something so I can escape?
No.77498
No.77499
>>77498
I missed it! I swear
No.77500
>>77481
Are you gonna take it?
No.77502
>>77490
BAAAAKAAAAAAMOOOONOOOOGAAAAAAA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIII
>>77492
GET IN THE DIRT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD INTO THE PAVEMENT
>>77496
PATHETIC
>>77497
THE FIGHT IS NONEXISTENT, NOTHING CAN STOP ME
No.77503
>>77496
Well, exactly! You obviously like it, so I'm not judging you two at all! Keep on having a super cute/kinda creepy relationship!
>>77497
The money was inside you all along! … Believe and the money will be there? No wait, the good lord help those who helps themselves!
No.77504
>>77491
Talking about the man
>>77493
THANK YOU
I need that picture!
My hero!
>>77497
I am always here for my battle buddy
>>77502
wut?
No.77505
THE THIRD BOTTLE IS HEERE AND ASCENSION IS AT HAND
No.77506
fuck these cheeky breeky forest people
No.77507
>>77502
>>77504
The fight seems to be nonexistent Burt…
Looks like I will fall to the tyranny of Rain…
>>77503
Are you sure you are legit Skandi?
As you sober up, you seem to lose more and more of your godly status…
Hmm…
Also, Noun x Chijo is the cutest part of /lewd/
No.77509
>>77507
If the fight doesn't happen he forfeits and is therefor branded a coward and dishonorable and must commit seppuku
No.77511
No.77512
>>77507
>Are you sure you are legit
There's your problem! You were of little faith all along! Obviously your prayers wouldn't work!
And yeah, it really is.
No.77513
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>"I'll be back in an hour"
>back in 2 hours
I have great judgment of time
No.77514
>>77502
Y-you too
>>77503
As long as I don't go totally crazy! And thank you again Skandi. Hope it isn't very creepy..
No.77516
>>77509
I'm counting on you battle buddy!
Use your Pleistocene North American jaguar to help!
>>77512
You're right!
I was blinded this whole time!
Further study into the holy Skandi wiki is needed!
>>77513
All that matters is you are here now!
No.77517
EVERYTHING MUST BE BEATEN AND STEPPED ON BOW TO MY FUCKING DICK
>>77509
COME ON THEN I CAN BEAT AN EX-SOLDIER EASILY IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH
YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST OR THE LAST TO FAIL TO KILL ME
IF ANYTHING THIS FUCKING ALCOHOL WILL
>>77514
ONE-SIDED LOVE WILL GET YOU NOWHERE, FALL IN LINE
No.77518
>>77516
ITS AN OCELOT!
>>77517
Maybe the alcohol was my plan to kill you?
No.77519
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>>77515
raping sounds
>>77516
Thanks, cutie!
No.77520
>>77514
It isn't very creepy! I've got seriously vague masochistic tendencies, but enough to kinda get it! Just keep being cute, and I won't complain!
>>77516
Personally, I blame the internet for leading you astray!
But it's just past 6 am, so I'll really have to go to bed. Goodnight, /lewd/!
No.77522
>>77520
You can't call them masochistic tendencies if you just like being spanked a little, you know…
Hi Skandi
No.77523
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>>77517
Doesn't mean we aren't good friends nor does it mean he doesn't care about me
No.77524
No.77525
for some reason i thought i could clone my mac address on my router
last night i was trying to show ui how to ban evade but i went to bed before my posts got me banned
apparently u cant even ban evade so now im banned for like 2 weeks
oops
No.77526
>>77520
Will do. Goodnight Skandi sleep well!
No.77527
>>77518
I need to stop screaming but you reminded me of some fucked-up shit from my past. I'm also dizzy as fuck.
>>77523
Except that's exactly what it means.
No.77528
>>77518
Burt, stop showing off your Tuscany lion! We all think it's cute, okay?
>>77519
>cutie
I-I think you've got the wrong person there Dunsel..!
>>77520
Have a goodnight Skandi, it was a pleasure talking to you again!
No.77529
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>>77525
If you can't ban evade, you need to lurk moar
Hi maya
No.77530
>>77529
hi
theres literally nothing you can do to ban evade when unplugging ur router doesnt do shit and u cant mac address clone
:(
No.77531
>>77527
Sorry about that rain but leave the sleepen alone
>>77528
LOOK AT IT
No.77532
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>>77528
I got the right one! Silly
>>77530
You could ask nicely to have your ban lifted
No.77533
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>>77521
I meant *tender loving sounds*
No.77534
>>77531
It's a very nice Late Pleistocene Ice Age leopard, but why is it so sad Burt?
>>77532
You're very flattering Dunsel, but I really think you have me mistaken for someone else!
No.77535
>>77533
Yay~!
*Crawls onto lap*
No.77536
>>77531
I'm going to take out all my aggression on a training dummy with my sword.
However if any of these fuck boy shits thinks they're hot shit I'll come right back and smash their head in.
No.77537
morning cutes and cuters, how're we all this fine sexy night?
No.77538
>>77527
Its more than that though
No.77539
>>77534
Nope! I'll call you cutie every day, until you like it
>>77535
What are you gonna do on my lap?
No.77540
dragons dogma character creation is p nice
No.77541
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>>77538
You don't have to justify your friendship with Noun to anyone, chijo
>>77537
Hello spider senpai, I'm quite good tonight, I bought some jameson with my paycheck and I'm relaxing at home
How's you?
No.77542
>>77522
Skandi kinda likes more than that! But don't trust me, I'm just some random Norwegian phoneposting! Who is now /really/ going to sleep!
No.77543
>>77536
*teleports behind you*
*cuts you in half*
>>77537
Hello there Spider!
I hope you haven't been too spooky today!
>>77539
I like everyone except myself and I'm fine with that!
Focus on being cute yourself Dunsel!
n-not that you need to try to be cute of anything, since you already are…
>>77542
>tfw always watching
No.77544
>>77534
ptsd
>>77536
Good luck chuck
No.77545
>>77540
What's your vocation? Post your character when you've finished!
No.77546
>>77542
I'm not sure why, but I totally trust that you know what Skandi likes, even though you're just some random poster!
Goodnight
>>77543
I'll love you until you learn to love yourself!
No.77547
>guy who offered me a newcon ticket doesnt have steam, skype, or discord
uhh…. panic???
No.77548
>>77541
that sounds lovely, do you have an open fire to enjoy it with?
>>77543
I'm not spooky at all!
how're you?
No.77549
>>77545
i dunno anything about the vocations, i guess i havent gotten there yet
>>77546
>I'll love you until you learn to love yourself!
this
No.77550
>>77538
You keep telling yourself that, if it helps you sleep better at night.
Pic related.
>>77544
I don't even know what to think anymore.
Perhaps I need more hooch.
No.77551
>>77544
>search for ocelot
>get this guy
NICE TRY BURT, YOUR PRANKS WONT WORK ON ME!
>>77546
Others here are more deserving of Dunsel love!
Love them first!
>>77548
I'm good spider, thanks for asking!
Need to look for my ww2 bayonet for Burt soon!
What about you?
No.77552
>talk
>realize kyoko is on the team
Now he'll never think I'm kawaii.
No.77553
>>77539
I don't know. What you want!
No.77555
>>77548
I do not! But I'll consider my dimly lit computer screen as an open fire in its own way
>>77551
Nope, you're my top priority Sleepen!
>>77552
He's heard my voice, and if I can be considered kawaii… anyone can
No.77556
how the fuck can u not have skype steam or discord but post on 4chan
please help me understand this.. someone.. anyone??
No.77557
>>77550
What you need is some rest and maybe some dummy hitting with your sword.
>>77551
No.77558
>>77554
literally never.
>>77555
I don't think you've heard.
No.77559
>>77558
Trade vocaroos with me
No.77560
>>77552
One time kyoko said I was a sexy and my voice was too so I called the cops and he went to jail for 4 years.
No.77561
>>77547
Email
>>77550
I'm very special to Noun and you can never tell me different
No.77562
>>77557
Well for now imma play some Insurgency and yell a lot.
Bitches love my voice.
No.77563
>>77551
I just gotten up so I don't know what I do yet
>>77555
it's got its own charm I feel that much
>>77559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Nc1MNyycK
No.77564
>>77561
yeah i mean we're talking on email.. but what kinda fucking weirdo do you have to be to not use any IM program?
i dont get it
No.77565
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>>77553
Just get in my comfy bed and we'll find out something to do!
>>77558
I probably haven't, canadanon, but I bet it's kawaii as fug
>>77560
Burt how could you
No.77566
>>77552
You sound awesome tho
No.77567
>>77562
Have fun with that I just finished playing.
No.77568
No.77569
>>77555
I will disappoint you!
Unfixable!
I'm sure you have a very kawaii voice btw!
>>77557
Nice Amur leopard
No.77570
>>77559
But you will send something gay.
>>77565
It really is not. Ask noun, he knows how not cute it is.
>>77566
Yeah but not cute!
No.77571
>>77568
this, a million times
No.77572
I want to fuck a boy dressed like a girl.
No.77574
>>77565
Well in my defense it wasnt the cops and hes not in jail it was this whole thing to get him to make me poutine
didnt work
>>77569
Ocelot!
>>77572
So go out and do it
No.77577
>>77572
What a pleb.
>>77570
So what? I'm going to have you voice act in my next RPG maker game.