No.77955
No.77956
>>77952
must just be the underwear then
i know ive seen it before
No.77958
we need to do an official tally-
who are the guys here
who are the traps
and who are the girls!?
No.77959
we should all drunk dicord coko set it up!
No.77960
No.77963
>>77958
manly sissy boy here
No.77964
GET IN VOICE!
https://discord.gg/0RuO2GgiDVxLWjKh
>>77957
You and Noun aren't listening to real death metal!
No.77965
>>77959
Only got a lil weed. Wine if I really wanted
No.77966
>>77961
bran new love song
No.77967
>>77964
nope it's probably not "real" death metal
but it's jazz fusion/prog metal heavily influenced by death metal
i find "real" death metal hard to listen to
No.77968
aldo I don't know what a discord is, I don't have one
No.77969
>>77958
not a single cis girl here lol
No.77971
i'm the only one on mic the fuck you shy faggots
No.77972
YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE IS:
ENTREPRENEUR (ESTP-A)
i used to be INTJ
ive changed a lot.. wow
No.77973
>>77971
We're all having fun on Discord. Make a Skype call you dummy.
No.77974
No.77975
>>77973
what's the point of having a dicord when you just move to skype?
No.77976
i dont know if anyone could even hear me
i might be too drunk for this
No.77977
>>77976
Your mic was muted. Fix your settings!
No.77978
>>77977
i dont know how
what are we doing, skype or discord thingy
No.77979
Music died after Alice in Chains: Dirt
No.77980
>want to go on voice chat
>dont want to disgust everyone with my bold manly voice
Wake me up inside.
No.77981
>>77978
Discord.
Bottom left, to the right of your name are 3 buttons. The third one, the gear. That's the settings.
No.77982
>>77980
everyone had man voices there
No.77983
>>77980
It's lonelier without you…
No.77984
Missing voice chat because of broken phone.
Life sucks.
No.77985
>>77984
it's nothing fun, just people talk over people and telling others to shut up
No.77986
>>77982
No, not man voice. The voice of Zeus, creator of man, kind of voice. The kind of voice that you would hear in a movie trailer, or from a wise elderly black gentleman. My voice is beyond not-cute.
>>77983
I'm always on Steam and I am bad at voice chats.
No.77987
>>77985
That's like the best thing. It's like me daily.
No.77988
>>77986
sounds comfy
>>77987
I don't want to deal with that so I left
No.77989
>>77988
or you left because no one likes you
No.77990
>>77988
It's better than sitting here playing assassin creed
No.77991
>>77989
do you not like me?
No.77992
>>77990
are you having fun though?
No.77994
>>77991
nah i dont pass judgement based on past events i have no idea about
No.77995
No.77996
No.77997
File: 1452933244198.jpg (32.15 KB, 310x404, 155:202, ss (2015-12-17 at 10.35.23….jpg)
i dont think anyone could hear me anyway
No.77998
>>77996
oh well, play something fun then!
No.77999
File: 1452933294152.jpg (90.43 KB, 584x586, 292:293, ss (2015-12-17 at 04.41.29….jpg)
>>77996
hi paru
have i met you before?
No.78000
fuck I'm trying to post ashley and my brain goes to anime girls without me noticing
No.78001
tfw lewd goes dead when everyone voice chats
No.78002
Chat has far too many people. Crowds are gay.
No.78003
>>78001
I'm still here for you baby
No.78004
>>78002
agree
i'm a lone wolf
>>78003
I would hope so
No.78006
>>78004
you don't have to hope anymore! I'm here
No.78008
>>78004
I just have autism.
No.78009
>>78006
I'm here for you too
>>78008
you should work on that
i just can't tell if anyone can hear me or not so i thought fuck it, posted nouns butt and left
No.78010
>>78007
>2016
>not being a cute trap
No.78011
>>78009
You should work on this dick.
No.78012
>>78010
i have nothing against traps
I just prefer actual men
No.78014
>>78009
but are you here for your self?
No.78015
>>78013
roasted
>>78014
probably
No.78016
No.78017
we're not playing insurgency are we
No.78020
>>78017
I want to save this picture . Parsee is so cute.
No.78021
>>78018
introverted people are only good for fucking tbh…………………..
ur probably not cute tho
are u a tranny btw? u have a "girl" name as ur name on here so ur probably trans and compensating
No.78022
>>78020
Don't do it.
>>78019
Sure.
No.78024
File: 1452934466092.jpg (133.03 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-771b9a8ca73b42941fb….jpg)
>>78023
You either believe me or you don't.
No.78025
>>78024
i take that as a no then
No.78026
>>78021
>ur probably not cute tho
I think revealing my gender and sexuality would ruin the illusion
No.78027
>>78026
I think you're cute
No.78029
i should probably sleep
good night /lewd/
No.78030
No.78031
>>78029
Sweet dreams, love
No.78032
No.78033
File: 1452934772089.jpg (183.19 KB, 850x743, 850:743, sample-3bfc9cc32f8aa94f91e….jpg)
No.78034
No.78035
File: 1452934819187.jpg (105.78 KB, 850x1062, 425:531, sample-c265e33042da1fd4b39….jpg)
>>78034
>hanging up on me
Woooooow rude.
No.78036
>>78026
>making your name "Ema"
>revealing your gender
its pretty obvious what ur trying to imply m8
No.78037
i dont have connectin anymore waht the hell. where is my internet
No.78039
>>78035
bring my internet back dammit
No.78040
>>78037
did check your pockets?
No.78041
>>78039
But you're posting. Clearly, you have said internet.
No.78042
>>78041
laying on bed in phone
No.78043
>>78022
Why? Parsee a cute
No.78045
>>78036
Oh the name of the character I'm using is Ema
what am i implying?..
No.78046
Going to bed soon, room for one more…
No.78048
>>78031
We're all guys here until proven otherwise.
No.78049
i snore… i can't sleep with kyoko
No.78050
No.78052
>>78051
Because that's how I view any online community
No.78053
>>78052
So you're saying I can be a cat but everyone would think I'm a human male?
No.78055
>>78053
you are a cat just how I'm a spider
No.78056
why are newfags trying to talk about board culture?
fuck off paru
No.78059
>>78055
i'm scared of spiders… and wolves. baby wolves are really cute though
No.78060
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>>78059
what about baby spider wolves?
No.78061
>>78058
Of course! Now slide in here and cuddle me!
No.78062
>>78060
I…I don't know, I can't answer that at this moment
No.78063
>>78062
take all the time in the world!
No.78066
No.78067
File: 1452935911042.png (413.57 KB, 706x1043, 706:1043, 0d43047e5191f93eadd9269725….png)
>>78063
i don't want to be greedy…
>>78065
Goodnight, Mika-chan
No.78068
>>78067
it's not being greedy when time is infinite
No.78069
>>78068
well when you put it that way
i would be really scared of a baby wolf spider thing
No.78070
>>78069
why would you be scare of a baby?
No.78071
>>78070
im scared of everything >_<
No.78072
>>78071
that's no good at all! you should conquer your fears
No.78073
>>78072
i hide from my fears in the art world
No.78074
>>78073
you've still gotta show me your art
No.78075
File: 1452936874598.jpg (734.62 KB, 1032x1457, 1032:1457, Yasuhara.Ema.full.1859478.jpg)
>>78074
i'm scared of what you might think
No.78076
>>78075
I'll promise not to think then o.k?
No.78077
>>78076
i could get in trouble if i showed you the stuff i have now, so i'll have to make something else later if that's okay with you
No.78078
>>78077
why's that? but yes that'll be fine thanks looking forwards to it
No.78079
>>78078
contracts and stuff, i have to keep everything a secret
No.78080
>>78079
are you a secret agent sent my the government to kill me?
No.78081
>>78080
no lol i wouldn't hurt a fly
No.78082
>>78081
that's what a government spy would say!
I'm onto you cutie
No.78083
>>78082
lol oh it's already 4am for me, i should sleep. goodnight spiderwolf~
No.78084
>>78083
nighyt night cutie
No.78085
>tfw no lover to take care of me and have lewd times with
No.78086
>>78064
Canada anon is that you, I need you to add me on steam and stop removing me you slut!
I'm single and looking for love and need you to fill it!
steamcommunity.com/alcoholicmajor/
No.78087
File: 1452942257478.gif (129.18 KB, 500x281, 500:281, attack_of_the_deranged_ham….gif)
>not a single cis girl here lol
please.
No.78089
Oh, ok, the page just wasn't refreshing.
No.78090
No.78091
File: 1452943574261.jpg (590.8 KB, 650x631, 650:631, 3c57006e33b7cb9d247c304221….jpg)
>>78087
>she doesn't know that my actualy long term crush who post here is a cis girl
Hailey please
No.78092
>>78091
btw you were half right
No.78093
>>78092
Half right regarding what?
No.78094
>>78093
I'm home but only cause I got arrested
No.78096
>>78094
>>78094
Your bitch ass removed me on skype too, now go readd me
No.78097
File: 1452944073019.jpg (429.87 KB, 620x877, 620:877, 1bbcdd9f895977a19b374b974b….jpg)
>>78095
When are we getting married?
No.78098
>>78096
Actually you're the one that removed me!
No.78099
No.78100
>>78094
What did you get arrested for?
No.78101
>>78097
If a piece of string translates to 1millimetre = 1 second, it's as llng as a piece of string.
No.78102
>>78098
According to skype its you who doesn't have me added.
Though the chance of that being the truth is high
>>78099
You are not plutia and thus don't matter
No.78103
No.78104
>>78100
Speeding and my license plate came up when it was scanned at a tollbooth or something.
No.78105
>>78102
I'm wolf spider and thus the most important person ever forever
>>78103
wolf spider, nice to meet you, how're you?
No.78106
>>78105
Worst knock knock joke ever.
How can a wolf be a spider?
>>78101
Ah, I should have used the equivalent symbol.
No.78107
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>>78101
Don't avoid the question dear, just answer it, so would you prefer this month, this week, or this year? Those are your only options
No.78108
>>78106
when he gets to the other side?
No.78109
Opium doesnt feel good btw
No.78110
>>78109
Will that stop you from trying it again?
No.78111
>>78109
Gropy you should send me that gif now
No.78112
No.78113
>>78107
How about a single digit of years/weeks/months?
Like, 5 years. That's not the final answer.
>>78108
Why did the wolfspider cross the road?
No.78114
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>>78113
Hey that means its a yes so I can wait, I mean we are gonna be married for the rest of our life, so waiting 5 years till that point is fine.
No.78115
>>78110
No, its prescribed medicin for me so I can sleep, I just "accidently" took more then was recommended
>>78111
Nice to meet you to clown.
>>78112
kys
No.78116
>>78115
I sometimes think that I'm the only person who sticks to recommended doses of medicine.
No.78117
>>78113
a wolf and a spider go into a bar…
>>78115
how're you?
No.78118
No.78119
>>78115
SEND ME THE FUCKING GIF YOU SLUT
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.
ALCOHOL IS YeS
No.78120
>>78116
I only took 20ml instead of 10ml, I didn't know it would fuck me up that bad…
I only did it because it didnt help me sleep dotter im normal ><
>>78119
What gif I don't understand.
No.78121
Hey everybody, how are you all doing?
No.78122
>>78120
Give me the gif/webm of you cumming!
No.78123
>>78121
I'm great, how're you?
No.78124
>>78123
Fantastic, although a little bored.
No.78125
>>78120
Aww. Well, now you know not to do it again.
>>78122
I now want this too.
No.78126
>>78121
Did you stop being a gay yet?
>>78122
>removes me
>then procced to ask for my gif
It doesn't work like that
No.78127
No.78128
>>78126
Can I get the gif instead?
No.78129
>>78126
Give it to me or I'll fucking murder you.
in return I'll give you something special, or are you saying you want to do a cam show for me right here and now
No.78130
No more (You)s for drunk people.
>>78125
But I need a way to sleep still…..
>>78128
YOU WANT A GIF OF ME CUMMING? BUT IM A BOY
No.78131
>>78130
I'm sure you'll be able to get some sleep later on.
>YOU WANT A GIF OF ME CUMMING? BUT IM A BOY
S-so?
No.78132
Tfw don't know what to play/do.
No.78133
>>78130
BUT I LOVE YOU!
I just want to move to Denmark and have consentual sex with you
No.78134
No.78135
>>78126
I'll never stop~
>>78130
well a girl cumming doesn't look nearly as interesting.
No.78136
>>78132
watch the thief and the cobbler >>78127
No.78137
>>78131
Yeah but I need sleep now you dummy.
>>78132
Play ff14?
>>78135
But Nue… Being gay is wrong!
And how does a boy cumming look more interseting then a girl?
No.78138
>>78137
Well, you're welcome to sleep with me, I guess
I kind of feel like going back to bed.
No.78139
>>78137
the throbbing, the spurting, the cum drooling down the shaft.
Cocks cumming is glorious.
No.78140
>>78139
you should see me cum
No.78141
>>78140
Tempting but no thanks~
No.78142
>>78138
Okay Im on my way dotter!
>>78139
uhm… That doesn't happen when you cum handfree tho! Do you want to see Nue?
>>78140
Dude stop, you're legit a fat ugly gross fuck, no one wants to see.
No.78143
No.78144
>>78142
Great, see you soon!
No.78145
>>78137
I don't know what to do, crafting killed my money. No one raids until tonight and farming sucks..
>>78134
Either Siege, Dogma or FFXIV for me.
>>78136
Nah
No.78147
>>78142
just because you're shallow doesn't mean other people are
>>78145
alrighty
No.78148
>>78145
I'm playing Endless Legend, though mainly because I can't be bothered to do anything else.
No.78149
>>78144
I'll eat all your food tho btw.
>>78145
Sit on the bench, level other classes, do dungeons, progress you character!
>>78146
Am I that uncute?
>>78147
Shallow? Me being shallow doesn't make you less fat LOL
No.78150
>>78148
we still need to play together
>>78149
I'm not even fat though just chubby
No.78151
>>78149
You're cute just I have a boyfriend.
No.78152
>>78149
Ehhh. I need to go shopping for food again at some point during this weekend anyway.
No.78153
>>78150
I'm sure we will at some point. I don't really feel like playing it multiplayer at the moment, though.
No.78154
>>78149
>Sit on the bench
It's too early
>Level other classes
I guess I could do bard
>Do dungeons
For what?
>Progress your character
I'm one primal boss away from heroic raiding and I'm waiting for people to get online…
>>78148
Same.
No.78155
>>78153
o.k don't get burnt out on it
No.78156
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>>78151
Lots of people here have bfs, that doesn't mean you can't slut yourself big boy.
>>78152
Do it now you lazy butt
No.78157
>>78156
What, and deprive you of my presence? Why would I do that?
No.78159
>>78157
Put one of your hands on your head right now.
>>78158
Whos the lucky girl who gets to be your bf?
No.78163
>>78160
Sit on the other one.
>>78161
>>78162
Forget that I asked.
No.78164
Gropy fuck off and respect someone's relationship
No.78165
>>78164
How did I disrespect it?
No.78166
>>78163
Nah. I wouldn't be able to type if I did that.
No.78168
>>78167
Hey Bit. How are you doing?
No.78169
No.78170
>>78167
Bit on the reals though
When you proposing to me?
No.78171
File: 1452949988709.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1237, 850:1237, 171aed256e6680987358c7ac2a….jpg)
>>78168
Im ok and you?
>>78169
Mornino
>>78170
You ask everyone this so I guess never tbh
No.78172
>>78171
A bit hungover, but ok.
No.78173
File: 1452950097550.png (356.87 KB, 1021x860, 1021:860, 1a0be75fcbd741d588ce4594c6….png)
>>78171
Naw naw naw, I'll fucking stab you
WHEN ARE YOU MARRYING ME
There is only two people I'd actually marry ever
Bit! Or Mistress! Both of you tell me no though so time to commit sudoku
No.78174
No.78175
>>78172
Hmm yea seems everyone had fun last night lol, thats good!
>>78173
>Mistress
Who wants to be second choice
>>78174
Good, cold about to turn the heat on, then I can start feeling cozy!
No.78176
>>78175
don't forget a nice cup of tea!
No.78177
>mfw clown wont find truelove like the rest of us
Kinda enjoying this view tbh.
No.78178
>>78176
I dont really make tea..maybe I should
No.78179
File: 1452950527055.jpg (1.34 MB, 1178x1600, 589:800, 1b86e38e4e64166152f54ce925….jpg)
>>78175
Well if you'd talk to me on steam'd you fine out a lot more! But you only ignore me and leave me to fap all by my lonesome now. At this rate I'll have to flirt with other people and make you jealous just so you will talk to me
No.78180
No.78181
>>78177
lowkey I probably never will the people I like I fuck up or they never like me back. AKA BIT (I fucked up) and Mistress (she will never like me back)
No.78182
>>78179
>But you only ignore me
These are lies
>>78180
What kind?
No.78183
>>78182
what kinda ya feeling?
No.78185
>>78181
Its okay, you can be my third choice if you want to!
No.78186
>>78183
I guess anything would be fine
No.78187
>>78185
Who are your first two choices?
No.78188
>>78187
You wouldn't know them, they aint from /lewd/
No way in hell I would date someone from here, itll be a mess and I would probably end up feeling bad.
No.78189
>>78188
Good thing we dated for such as short time then
No.78190
>>78186
a hot piping cup of spiders then
No.78191
>>78190
Into the trash it goes
No.78193
>>78191
I'm kidding
nettle tea it is then
No.78194
>>78192
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.78195
>>78181
>>78193
Im watching you…
No.78196
>>78195
nettle tea is good though
No.78198
>>78197
I'll give you something to eat
No.78199
>>78197
I got nice things here if you want us to also cook us something good to eat
No.78200
>>78198
It probably wont be real food no!
>>78199
Im not cooking!
No.78201
>>78177
I have an actual gf that I play FFXIV now..
No.78202
>>78200
well it's either that or sucking my dick!
No.78205
>>78202
That will never happen
No.78206
>>78205
get out of my flat then!
No.78207
>>78206
I was never in it baaaka
No.78208
>>78207
o.k maybe I'll cook you something good if you ask nicely
No.78209
>>78208
Nope to late I already left
No.78210
>>78209
so I need to man the harpoons to pull you back in!
No.78211
>>78210
You can try but you will not succeeded!
No.78212
>>78211
mainly because I don't have any harpoons
No.78214
>>78204
I said GIRLfriend..
No.78215
>>78213
you got lucky today!
but next time you're gonna have a harder time!
now come in for something warm to eat
No.78216
>>78214
Well it is the norm here for guys to call themselves girls so pardon the confusion
No.78217
>>78215
Nice try! I wont fall for that trick!
No.78218
>>78216
I'm not a girl!
>>78217
double damn
I'm going to make something tasty, I got big mushrooms with cheese and meat in them that need doing, you can have one if you want
No.78219
>>78218
>mushrooms
Disgusting, now I avoid at all cost!
No.78220
File: 1452955983107-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 56.71 KB, 634x978, 317:489, ss (2015-09-28 at 06.41.11….jpg)
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>>78219
you don't like mushrooms? you know… there's lots of mushrooms outside!
lurking in the shadows…. waiting to strike
No.78222
Are you guys enjoying Dragon's Dogma?
No.78224
>>78223
one of my favorites.
No.78226
No.78227
>>78225
playing dark souls 2
the NPCs sure do insult me a lot
even the emerald herald called me weak and frail
No.78229
>>78226
*Burns your kitchen*
>>78227
Hmm I should jump back on ds1 sometime
No.78230
>>78229
I like the first one more.
No.78231
>>78229
hey now, my kitchen isn't for burning
you fix it!
No.78232
>>78228
>"Men" Who play mmo rpgs
No.78233
>>78232
>"Men" who want to be cucked
No.78235
>>78230
Yea same, Im enjoying this first one a bit more
>>78231
No you stay in the kitchen!
No.78236
>>78235
have you heard any news on Dark Souls 3?
No.78237
>>78235
I'm not a woman!
you get in my kitchen and make me something to eat
No.78238
>>78236
Hmm nothing really. Last thing I saw/heard from it was the PSX 2015 gameplay back in December, sucks its gonna be locked at 30fps even for pc but oh well
No.78239
>>78238
supposedly, Dark Souls 3 has beaten "No Man's Sky" and "Horizon Zero Dawn" as Play Station 4's Most Anticipated Game of 2016
No.78240
Apparently, Dark Souls 3 sold out all of its Prestige Edition copies on the PlayStation 4 in no more than two hours.
No.78241
Allegedly, Dark Souls 3 IS the reason kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
No.78242
I thought that was because of my dick
No.78243
although Trix are still for kids
No.78245
No.78246
I killed everyone last night in the blackout, didn't I.
No.78248
>>78245
Not really.
>>78247
Whoops
No.78249
No.78250
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Listen to this entire album right this moment.
No.78251
File: 1452959352902.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1237, 850:1237, 171aed256e6680987358c7ac2a….jpg)
>>78239
>>78240
Damn sucks we gotta wait a whole month after japan for this one :(
No.78252
>>78250
>Brand New
noun confirmed for best taste
>>78251
They get it earlier?
unfair!
No.78253
When does No Man's Sky come out?
No.78254
>>78233
Eh, my gf wants to be cucked. She wants me to fuck another guy.
>>78232
Rude
No.78255
>>78254
This fag thinks Shinji is best boy.
No.78256
>>78252
Yea guess they really want to boost those ps4 sales first lol
No.78257
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>>78255
Shinji x Rei is my OTP
No.78258
>>78254
Your girlfriend's not a man, though.
>>78256
I'm a superfan
there was a time where I would get home from work and play dark souls until it was time to sleep
Then I'd play it a little bit in the morning before I left
No.78259
>>78257
That's his mother u sick fuck.
No.78260
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>>78259
I self insert as Shinji and I'd kill to have a Rei IRL