No.78638
in 221 Emperor Elagabalus married Annia Faustina even though he was gay, but his relationship with his chariot driver remained "stable" edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsZdD9IVykk
No.78640
No.78642
>>78641
All because he threw someone off of a virtual bridge?
No.78643
Emperors are weird
>>78637
>cant shop on sunday at all
jealous really
>>78641
eh eh im no scientist!
No.78645
>>78643
It used to be like that here too, I'm glad it's not anymore.
The government are trying to change the trading laws so shops don't close at 4/4.30 too.
No.78646
>>78642
Yup
I told him not to abuse my pawn and he said he wouldn't he abused my trust
>>78643
But its your job to show me more happiness, no?
No.78647
Queen Kyoko demands tribute!
No.78649
>>78633
Getting together and doing what, exactly?
No.78650
>>78644
>>78643
They're also apparently the only people who other people bothered to write history about, if the Wikipedia articles about specific years are anything to go by. Well, some Chinese people too.
And if nobody comments on the lame pun I'm gonna scream!
>>78647
Have a (You)!
No.78652
>>78646
Slap him down with extreme prejudice.
>>78650
ur lame~
No.78653
>>78635
tinychat. we did them a lot on /animus/, it's like skype, but online and random people can join the room.
>>78641
at least you're better at insurgency than me,
No.78654
>>78645
I wish an effort was made here too but it looks like I just gotta move.
>>78646
please dont fire!
>>78649
nice things!
>>78650
nice pun..
No.78655
>>78653
We have a discord instead.
>>78654
Let it be your excuse to move to the UK.
No.78656
what should i make for my first pawn?
No.78657
>>78651
Thank you kindly, I should have known I could always turn to you with silly puns!
>>78652
No, I'm a layman, there's a difference!
That's the setup, don't mess up the punchline!
>>78654
Thank you, I always appreciate sincere compliments!
No.78658
>>78654
Well I mean nice things can't be too bad.
No.78659
>>78655
does discord have video chat?
No.78660
>>78657
I make a living out of messing up punchlines, though!
>>78659
Text and voice.
Personally, I don't miss the video chat.
No.78662
>>78652
I have hes dead to me
>>78653
I'm okay at it and you will get better.
Just put your training to use.
shoot, move, communicate
>>78654
I cant fire you we're married
>>78657
I love me my puns
No.78663
>>78661
im already strider so i dont really wanna make another
but i meant what should they look like
No.78664
>>78660
You were supposed to say I'm a gayman! What kind of tsukkomi are you!
No.78665
>>78655
after the revolution sure!
>>78658
what do you wanna do?
>>78662
ohhh so sweet
No.78666
>>78663
a qt redhead girl
just a suggestion
No.78667
>>78660
but video makes it more fun, grim has a webm of me throwing up on myself on cam, when I got smashed one night.
>>78662
I never got that training, I turn valves and prevent nuclear accidents.
No.78668
>>78662
Splendid.
>>78664
Aw dammit. Sorry, I'm clearly not on top form.
>>78665
There's a revolution planned?
No.78670
>>78663
You and your pawn should have the same vocation so they can learn to be good like you
>>78665
Well I mean you just kinda declared us married when you were drunk but well It probably still counts
>>78667
Not basic training in it at all?
No.78671
>>78667
….
You consider it a good thing that someone has a webm of you throwing up on yourself?
No.78672
>>78665
I've no idea, video games as a start.
No.78673
>>78668
And now master messed up calling me an idiot and called me an "idot" instead, and I said that was the name of your autobiography and he didn't even respond to it! Nobody understands quality comedy today!
No.78674
No.78675
>>78670
Basic gun handling, that's it, I could have paid for the classes on breaching and stuff like that, but $500, is one or two guns I could buy and own.
>>78671
it's a part of my past, I'm accepting of all parts of my past though embarrassing, I can't undo it, so I just accept it.
No.78676
>>78673
Bwahahaha.
>>78674
Hey there.
No.78677
>>78674
Renz! Haven't you been gone for roughly 400 years? Or do our time zones just not work that well together? Anyway, hi!
No.78679
Since nothing's going on here I think I'll just play some STALKER instead.
No.78680
>>78668
It'll come, soon..
>>78670
Ye I'll be wife!
>>78672
what games do you like?
No.78682
>>78675
You're in the navy right? or am I wrong?
They didn't teach you how to breach and clear?
>>78679
CHEEKI BREEKI
>>78680
Works for me
No.78683
>>78677
Operator Prime Skandi! I have been long gone for what seemed as centuries to venture upon the other boards. This sync will be a short-circuited one for now I'm afraid Skandi. I have missed you dearly so.
>>78676
Greetz dottercool.
No.78684
>>78683
Call me Dotter or Dotts.
No.78687
>>78683
Oh I see, you've been travelling at relativistic speeds. That makes sense, then. Why're you not staying, though?
No.78688
>>78678
I guess the don't
>>78682
no, why would I ever have to breach a room, I live on a ship, and we have a few rates that deal with that, the most we do is lock ourselves in the engine room and arm up with any heavy object we can find, and fight if they can find a way to open the doors, and trust me, they won't, If I pull the pins in the hydraulic assisted hatches it would take 10 or more people to lift it.
No.78689
>>78686
I know I just said hi to you on Steam, but hello. How are you?
No.78690
>>78685
Master! I've missed you posting here!
No.78692
>>78689
I know, I just thought I'd greet you here too.
I'm good, thanks.
>>78690
Use some more puns on him!
No.78694
>>78682
let's talk about babies!
No.78695
>>78690
Hello, love!
>>78692
That's good!
No.78696
>>78695
How about you? Was/is work busy today as predicted?
No.78697
>>78687
I'm currently busy watching a friend of mine draw Mio to a video game soundtrack. If you would allow it… as operator…
>>78684
Your avatar seems to be conflicting with an older member of the board's. I'll call you Dotter then.
No.78699
No.78700
>>78698
the gun looks heavier than the girl!
No.78701
>>78688
Well that sucks but makes sense i just assumed a little breach and clear would of been taught even if it is ship based.
>>78694
How many babies are we talking about?
No.78703
>>78695
I want you to post here more often so I can publicly say I love you all the time.
Hm. I think this merits a change from "Drinking Skandi" to "Drunk Skandi".
>>78692
He doesn't appreciate terrible puns!
>>78697
I'm not quite sure when I became operator, to be honest, but fine!
No.78704
>>78703
> telling people you love them publicly on the internet
Wasted Skandi
And how could he not appreciate them?
No.78705
>>78703
I-idiot. I'm not supposed to get embarrassed from that kind of posting at this point!
I love you too~
>>78696
I'm not at work. I stayed home sick.
No.78706
>>78703
I am possibly not using my caffeinated head correctly, please do forgive if the name does not fit you by your perspective.
>>78702
Hey Burt!
No.78707
>>78705
Oh. Sorry to hear that.
I thought you said you were ok, though!
No.78709
I feel
SO
FUCKING
GOOD RIGHT NOW
No.78711
>>78698
did I post that, I saved it from you earlier because I couldn't find it in my folder.
>>78701
nope, basic gun handling, we can carry if the CO deems it necessary, but just an old M16 or a Beretta 9mil
>>78709
that's good, I'm drinking mountain dew mixed with apple skittles tequila.
No.78713
>>78705
Huh? We're a lot more lovey-dovey than this in private, though! Some of the cutesy stuff we've done is downright cringy!
Okay, I'm teasing you, but please don't actually talk about any of that stuff.
>>78704
Not wasted! Just comfily drunk and in a good mood!
I dunno, our senses of humour don't overlap!
>>78706
"Admiral" I think, rather!
No.78714
>>78710
fsnting
>>78711
that actually sounds kinda good
is it?
>>78712
oh hello
I don't think I've seen you before
No.78715
>>78707
And I told you I was okay! Remember?
>>78713
I don't think the lovey dovey stuff we did was cringy, dork. Obviously private stuff like that would be "cringy" to get out in public. Yes I am making it sound intentionally worse <3
No.78716
>>78713
> tfw want to see you and Miles being all lovey-dovey
>>78715
Tell me you're not skiving off of work?
My mental image of you being a reliable do-gooder shall be forever tarnished.
No.78717
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>>78714
it is very good, it's what I imagine, "hitler did nothing wrong" would taste like, but it's got alcohol too.
No.78718
>>78717
what's it look like?
No.78719
>>78706
Hey
Do I know you? I have a terrible memory sorry.
>>78708
That sounds pretty good to me.
>>78711
So you qualified with a pistol too?
We just qualified with the m16a4
Dont know if it counts for quliafication but we also spent time with m249, m240b, the underbarel gl with chalk rounds and at-4 with the 9mm simulator round.
I want to say that is it also I got to use the m240b more then others since they put them on the Humvees when we did our last FTX and i got the gunners seat each time don't know why.
No.78720
>>78713
Admiral it is.You do think way too much though. Is it called overthinking?
>>78714
I've got some semblance of where you're from yet it feels we've met somehow. It is a priviledge to share this board with you.
No.78722
>>78719
Nah. I just felt like calling you out. Burt.
No.78724
>>78714
huh
>>78719
Yes! no problemo then
No.78725
>>78721
The first 4chan thread I replied to.
Oh, the memories.
No.78726
>>78715
It was seriously cute there and then, but in hindsight and for most people it'd seem kinda cringy! Sending Vocaroos back and forth for like half an hour giggling and saying "I love you" and similar.
>>78716
Well, you're not getting to see it! Unless I get far far drunker than this!
>>78720
I think thinking too much is generally called overthinking! Though that might sound like you're thinking something over. "Excessive thinking" is less ambiguous, but sounds dumber!
No.78727
>>78722
Oh good almost felt bad for a second.
>>78724
should we go for 2 boys 1 girl or 2 girls 1 boy?
>>78725
Good times
No.78728
>>78726
That's pretty adorable, really.
No.78729
>>78716
I told you about a day ago!
>>78726
I want to do that again some time when I'm not feeling so down <3
No.78731
>>78729
Me too! I'd have to be drunk enough to have the irony shields down, but it was nice!
>>78728
It is! And I'm the one who said it, thus insuring that he can't tease me about it!
No.78732
>>78726
The lexicon of Skandi knows no bounds! Consider yourself coming to a startling realization that you may be off the hook!
>>78723
I like your style, wiseguy.
No.78733
My fucking literally nonexistent tits hurt ;_;
No.78734
>>78727
iunno whadda ya want
No.78735
>>78732
The joke was that I overthought that answer.
No.78736
>>78727
What were you going to do about it?
No.78737
>>78734
I dont know its why I am asking you!
No.78738
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>>78718
it's green like looking through the bottle, not just yellow with the green bottle.
>>78719
yeah, I got sharp shooter, so I get a brass S on my marksmen ribbon, I was a few points off of expert, I never qualed on the m16, because it would have been part of the $500 after boot camp, and I would rather go to a range and play with my AR-15 than pay for a ribbon, and they let us shoot a mossberg 500 with a pistol grip, so that was cool, I want one because of it.
No.78739
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No.78741
No.78742
>>78735
Perhaps the time has come to purchase a jokebook. You seem to have no trouble overthinking.
No.78744
>>78737
ehhh two eh boys!
>>78739
haii
No.78745
>>78742
I overthink a lot, but I can still joke about overthinking.
No.78746
>>78730
It's okay! I was really anxious at the time anyway.
>>78731
Well we should drink together again some time then!
No.78747
>>78744
how long have you been here posting as a hair clip?
No.78748
>>78736
Freak out and feel like an awful person for not remembering
>>78738
I shot 32 out 40 with m16a4
So for basic training did have to carry the pistol arpund everywhere? Cause we had to carry our m16s with us everywhere.
>>78739
Hello!
>>78744
Okay then lets hope and try for that!
No.78749
Hey everyone, how's your dogmas and dragons?
No.78750
>>78733
Drink lots of milk.
No.78751
>>78746
Drink at any weekend day, and I'm probably there drinking with you! Just say the word!
No.78752
>>78748
only on fire watch in the compartment, and it was demilled and painted bright orange.
No.78753
>>78750
But that'll make me get tall and I'm already too tall ;_;
>>78739
Hii
>>78749
great, and you?
No.78754
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>>78740
Hey Tak hows you?
>>78741
Hey dotty hows you?
>>78743
Skandi hows you?
>>78744
Nice to see you Tokai, how've you been?
>>78748
Hey Burt <3
Hows the finger?
>>78749
Hello <3
>
No.78755
>>78754
playing dork souls
No.78756
>>78745
So instead of asking why most people will ask you how? (I'm having difficulty uploading/collating)
No.78757
>>78747
humm iunno hours
>>78748
yyeaah
>>78754
horrible morning but doing nice now!
you?
No.78758
>>78751
That'll have to be next weekend then!
>>78753
Actually nourishment in general will make you tall.
No.78759
>>78753
I'd been craving some dragon dog man but I've had something more important occupying my time.
>>78754
Hey :3
I love you
No.78760
>>78754
Skandi is kinda drunk, and therefore fine! Plus my master's posting a bit again, which is always nice. How're you, then?
>>78756
I have no idea what you're saying! But yeah, 8ch has been tremendously shit lately.
>>78758
Works for me! I'm busy that Saturday, but Friday will be fine!
No.78761
>>78758
thats why I'm as un-nutritous as possible! Staying 5'6" no matter what!
No.78763
>>78760
It's OK my dear hard-working friend. Let me try lower-res. Why do you think it has been shit?
No.78764
>>78763
I just mean w/r/t posting issues. At worst it's taken like ten tries and five minutes to get anything posted!
No.78765
>>78757
oh, I just realized it was you.
No.78766
HEYA FUCKS GIMME ATTENTION
No.78767
>>78752
Thats sad. We had our rifles everywhere with us even in the gas chamber (pic related me in the front) and when we slept they were locked up. We didnt have live ammo but they were never demilled
>>78754
Pretty great nail hasnt fallen off yet it no longer hurts and most of the blood has gone though some of the dried blood i think is whats keeping the nail on.
>>78757
when do we start? also you never made it here for our honeymoon!
No.78770
>>78766
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.78772
>>78769
Hi, C! What're you doing getting on this late?
No.78773
>>78771
How many times in a row have you been drunk Skandi?
No.78774
>>78772
Just dropping by before bed.
No.78775
>>78767
nope, navy boot camp is no fun, but how often will I need a rifle in the navy, I probably know the internals of one better than most trained on them anyway.
>>78773
this image is very /lewd/
No.78776
>>78764
I hear the beta is even more troublesome at doing anything right.In my experience at least. Why else do you think it's shit?
No.78778
>>78765
I realized l-lewdie means anon
>>78767
i-i am busy!
No.78779
>>78769
Evening old timer.
No.78780
>>78775
Then im doing my job
>>78777
>Not even a return (you)
I cry noi
No.78781
>78780
I didn't receive enough (you)s to return any srry
No.78783
>>78760
I'm off that Friday and I basically wanna [spoiler]marry you!![/spoiler] <3
No.78785
>>78778
I don't know why it does it, just erases every detail about me.
>>78780
good job.
No.78787
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.78788
>>78783
miles you're drunk
No.78789
>>78784
Times hard to manage. [kerrigan.gif]
>>78766
Dick poster.
No.78790
>>78775
Sounds no fun. When Iran stops another one of your ships?
>>78777
>>78778
To busy for your husband? oh…
No.78791
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>>78781
Wow rude dont let me slap your butt
>>78782
Drink another persons!!
No.78793
>>78789
What is that suppose to mean?
No.78794
>>78783
You fucked that up! But I still love you, master~
>>78773
This is just the second! I just tend to post more while drunk, so I'm more visible then!
>>78775
Oh! Well, nothing much interesting is happening, I think! Except Miles is back for a bit, and Renz has risen from the dead!
>>78776
The beta was a really weird clusterfuck! The UI was horrible and things didn't work. The standard 8ch experience, minus the posting issues and the annoying daily check to see if you're a robot, is fine!
>>78781
Not returning (You)s is rape! But you've recently posted lewd gifs, so you're forgiven.
No.78795
>tfw over 50 degrees
spring is coming
>>78789
fff I'm not lewd I just hang out here
>>78790
I saved it tyvm friendo
>78791
>basking in (you)s
my (you) KD ratio is increasing steadily
No.78796
>just got out of a 5 hour dragon's dogma session
I'm fucking drained.
No.78797
>>78748
How about remembering late?
No.78798
>>78785
fixit quick!
>>78790
aaah Im sorrysorry! I'm free!
No.78799
>>78794
>you've recently posted lewd gifs, so you're forgiven.
where/when was this, exactly?
No.78800
>>78794
Good but dont die and those were very lewd gifs
>>78795
Hmph cant keep that kd ratio up in cod or csgo!!
No.78801
>>78796
stop wasting your time on things that aren't first person shooters or elite dangerous!!!!
No.78802
>78800
>cod
more like god
>csgo
more like csno
No.78804
>>78799
>he doesnt remember
No.78805
>>78801
Until I get Horizons, I'm taking a break from ED! After I buy a WiiU I'm going to buy horizons. My toaster could run it.
No.78806
>>78799
Exactly the reaction I wanted. It was on /lewd/, I can't remember exactly when but it was less than three days ago, I think, and you were drunk!
>>78800
I'm not dying! Suicide by alcohol seems like a silly choice for someone who occasionally likes doing stuff!
No.78807
>>78790
I got 3000 other people they would have to deal with before they can get anywhere near the engine rooms, #carrierlife, oh and a whole strike group, I think I'm good, and I would arm up without permission, because fuck the rules, I can shoot.
>>78794
oh, cool, I'm drunking tonight too.
>>78795
well, me is doing well.
>>78798
I did.
No.78808
>>78803
Your pawn services me very well.
No.78809
>>78802
I wouldn't play games I was bad at either :^)
No.78810
>>78795
np
>>78797
late? i still dont remember you…
>>78798
Are you sure? you better get here quick you know…
>>78799
Dont try and remember but they were pretty tough
>>78807
Thats the spirit start a war! Maybe they will let me re enlist then!
No.78811
>>78788
Actually I'm high. I took LSD this morning and felt like an idiot for the entire day
>>78794
I love you too, dork!
No.78812
>>78808
you should actually give yours some skills. I use it anyway because I'm stubborn but it would make things much easier
No.78813
>>78793
My memories of you are fond.
>>78795
It instantly shifted my perspective of you Sentionauts. Also where's Mayaka la. Just saying you can't write books with penii.
No.78814
>>78806
Good dont let me come over and find your dead body with one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick
No.78815
>>78812
She's a mage now. I've equipped her with all of the useful skills. Release her from your world then rehire her. She's much more useful now.
No.78817
>>78807
Goodie
>>78810
I'll come!!
No.78818
No.78819
>>78815
will do, I figured something was off. Sometimes when I check the rift they don't update
No.78820
>>78807
Basically any night on /lewd/ someone will be enjoying some kind of intoxicant, I think.
>>78811
Stop calling me "dork" all the time!
>>78814
I almost never fap when drunk, you weirdo sadist!
No.78821
>>78816
Do you still hate your old tripcode?
No.78822
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I need the link for that app that /lewd/ is on. It's important.
No.78823
>>78810
if they're on our ship and they shouldn't be, me shooting them won't be the cause of the start of the war, the first attack on the strike group would be.
>>78817
that hair clip bounce though.
>>78820
as is tradition.
No.78825
>>78817
Hurry up I need you here now
No.78826
>>78810
Violating people in pictures won't get you anywhere, Burt!
No.78827
>>78818
I don't like things!
>>78819
Yeah I'm also going to rehire your pawn after I complete this little adventure I'm on. Love the twin tails you gave her.
No.78828
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>>78820
Why a not? Just do it!
>>78824
W-Who said you could save that?! (You)
No.78829
>>78804
>>78806
>>78810
God damn it I found them, fucking gifs too. Deleted them.
>>78805
WiiU y tho
>>78807
Did you bring what I asked?
>78809
I'm definitely not any good at RO2 but I love playing it. Losing is as fun as winning in that game.
>>78811
Did you at least go outside?!
>>78813
I don't even know you!!
No.78831
>>78827
>twintails
wait what
No.78832
>>78821
Well its not because i hate it. I just decided to change it.
>>78822
Um, do you mean this? http://testing.loveisover.me/lewd/
No.78833
>>78828
Who's gonna stop me? (You)?
>>78830
eyyy
No.78834
>>78829
For Xenoblade chronicles X
>>78831
The hairstyle you baka.
>>78832
>Vanser
No.78835
>>78824
oh, hey, nice link skills.
>>78828
who said (You) could lay claim to things on the internet (You) did not produce?
>>78829
what did (You) ask for?
No.78837
>>78823
what if all your ships have mechanical failures and they are just making sure your strike group isn't spying?
>>78826
You sure about that?
>>78829
They were pretty tough though why delete them?
No.78838
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>>78832
No, the one that has the voice chat. I forgot the name of it.
No.78839
>>78828
You don't get to decide when I fap!
>>78829
It's fine, I've got senti1.gif through senti2.gif securely saved! I never repost other people's stuff, though, so no worries there.
No.78840
No.78841
>>78829
I talked to Skandi the entire time! It was great before I sobered up and realized how stupid I was!
>>78820
Idiot!
No.78842
>>78835
Right?
>>78836
You may try.
No.78843
>>78837
Saved just for u perverty
>>78839
Youre gonna fap in the next 3000 hour, there
No.78844
>>78838
Oh the discord. Well i don't know that know unfortunately. How's it going anyway?
>>78834
What?
No.78845
>>78680
I like fun and hard games; STALKER, Killing Floor, Devil May Cry, FEAR, AvP, Fallout 2 to name a few I've recently played.
Sorry if I missed anything, I'm not looking through 160 posts.
>>78681
Well in my current save I'm already at Pripyat so there were a few.
>>78682
iv damke blyat
No.78847
>>78841
Master!
>>78843
That's not a decision!
No.78848
>(You) meme
Generous meme!
>>78832
I bestowed it upon you, it was the most gift-like thing I've done since this year.
>>78837
Look where it got you.
>>78834
>>>>>Vanser
>>78829
Cry me a river you fago I saw what I saw.
No.78849
I sneeze bit my tongue and now it's bleeding!
No.78850
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sleeeeeep
baaai
>>78823
those are so weird
>>78825
eeeh soon soon soon
*yawn* first a lil nap
>>78845
Oh I like those too! especially devil may cry, those are some of my favourites
No.78851
>>78849
aww
do you want me to kiss it?
No.78852
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>>78753
I'm over the moon Hailey to be perfectly honest
>>78755
I was learning how to play league of legends.. did ok, though I had a good teacher
>>78757
Bit of a long day, just been busy, but other wise i'm very happy (:
>>78759
:3 I love you
>>78760
Good to Hear you are fine Skandi, I'm really happy thank you for asking
>>78766
Hey Senti
>>78767
Well at least you've still got the appendage which is a plus Burt :^)
>>78769
Good evening Cherub C:
>>78850
nini Tokai <3
No.78854
>>78847
You'll fap sooner or later!!!! Everyone does!!
>78848
(you)
No.78855
I'm going to the store brb
>>78835
My extra (you)
>>78837
They were the opposite of tough, and I don't want them misrepresenting the fact that I'm pretty tough.
>>78839
At least you don't have my butt
>>78841
Yeah unless you've done a lot of acid you should go out and introspect in nature next time you do it, away from people and things. It's a really healthy thing for people to do imo, no matter what's going on in their lives.
I'm not lifepolice or anything though do whatever you want with your drugs, I just like recommending that people trip innawoods because it's been a building experience for me and looots of people I know and have met.
No.78856
>>78843
Saved? I didnt save anything!
>>78848
Where did it get me? I have no clue and its not like that picture was for everyone I was responding to
>>78849
rip kyoko
>>78850
Oh I guess I dont want you to tired for our honeymoon night tokai you should add me on steam sometime.
>>78852
True enough i can still flip people off
>>78855
I thought they were tough
No.78857
>>78834
when you say twintails, do you mean this, or can somebody change her hair?
No.78858
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>>78844
Well, I am on my cousins laptop since he's visiting. I am in a great mood.
>>78846
Thanks.
No.78859
No.78860
>>78848
Well whoops.
Anyway time for bed. see ya folks!
>>78852
Sorry, but i'm heading to bed. See ya another time Magi!
No.78861
>>78856
Uh huh I believe you
No.78862
>>78854
And I'll think about you the next time I do!
>>78855
Eh.
butt < dick
>>78860
Goodnight, danskefaen!
No.78863
>>78857
Your pawn on the right. Her hairstyle is very native-american looking. I love it.
No.78864
>>78837
but it is spying, we openly spy, just not with a carrier, that would be stupid, and we have enough planes and munitions, that to try to take a carrier would be stupid, sinking it would be the only logical option, but then the US as a whole would unzip their pants and ram their massive war cock up their ass.
>>78845
anu cheeki breeki, iv damke comrade
>>78850
night tokai, I like you.
>>78855
your (You) told (You) (You) could?
>>78842
I sometimes wish I could link that way.
No.78865
>>78857
She looks just like Sakurako I want her as a pawn so badly!
No.78866
>>78858
Awesome. You have a good evening because i'm gonna go sleep now.
>Hugs
No.78867
>>78862
I would be honored if you did
No.78868
>>78865
isn't warrior supposed to be bad? I really like how the circlet headband thing clips through the hair and looks like her hairclips
No.78869
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>>78856
That's always a plus :3
>>78860
No worries Cherub, nini <3
No.78870
>>78868
Warrior is only bad if you're bad.
No.78871
>>78867
You'll get honour all over your face, then, unless you'd prefer to swallow it.
No.78872
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No.78873
>>78861
Its all your fault!
>>78864
What if the us just apologizes for letting them sink the boat and being in there waters?
No.78874
>>78868
I'm depending on Yui to carry me through the game.
No.78876
>>78855
I've done a lot of acid, but I never did it while in the middle of a depression! It was a 300µg trip anyway, so it's not like I had room to be depressed while I was actually tripping.
It's also literally subzero here. I'm not going to go do stuff outside on LSD, I'd die.
No.78877
>>78860
It happens. Why not stay up a bit more? My apologizes for the hyper-linking connectivity issue I'm facing.
No.78878
Miles across this state
And hours away
Looking for a reason to sing
Like nobody's listening to me
My dear friend
Oh, how I've longed for us to live again
This distance between us
Has never been to great to keep
Our voices from dancing together
I fall in love with MAGI all over again
Wrapped in the sound
That's greater than the sum of all our parts
And everything that we were taught
No.78879
>>78850
They are all good games.
>>78864
Просто еще один день в Зоне.
No.78880
>>78870
I'm bad but I suppose I can't get much worse. Do the greatswords have weight to them like in Dark Souls?
>>78874
other than getting near death often she works really well for me
No.78881
>>78856
How large is your .webm repository even?
>>78855
Girl.
No.78882
No.78883
>>78880
The greatswords feel amazing. They're heavy and you can feel it. The Warrior class is for boss fights, really.
No.78884
>>78873
is that what happened with that other ship?
and if they sink a carrier there is no apologizing only ruthless bombings.
>>78879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBwmngIC1j
No.78885
>>78871
I dont think I will like to taste so how about you edge for the next 3000 hours instead
>>78873
Its not!! Youre gonna make me cry!!
No.78886
>>78881
>>78884
supposedly they US apologized for it being in their waters
>>78885
FINE
It was me Im the bad guy
No.78887
>>78885
You can't decide that, that stuff's up to my master!
Besides, haven't you even tried to taste it yet? It's not that bad.
No.78888
>>78886
How is being a pervert bad!?
No.78889
>>78886
I'm wagering you're one of those neat types.
>>78882
You have every reason to be, you're a hard worker and not lazy by any definition.
No.78890
>>78884
I legitimately laughed, you are good tovarishch.
No.78891
>>78888
It just is for me I wanted to be p.ure!
>>78889
Neet? Well I wasn't when I made most of them I am now cause i dropped out of college and am looking for a job so there is that. if you meant neat i am not at all.
>>78890
No.78892
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>>78888
Of course you wouldnt know much about that being a good boy and all Bit :^)
No.78893
>>78886
I only heard through word of mouth, I havent actually looked into any of it yet.
>>78890
it's one of my favorite songs of all time, all because of girls und panzer.
No.78894
>>78880
They're swung like you don't have enough str to wield them in DS. Really slow with terrible recovery. Also I upgraded Yui to a ranger so re-summon her.
No.78895
MGO TIME!
I will be slow to respond
>>78893
I only glanced at the news myself
No.78896
>>78891
Ok I wont do anything or say anything lewd to you ever again :(
>>78892
Monster pevert
No.78897
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No.78898
>>78896
>Bit dodges the question as to whether he's tasted cum
Noted.
No.78899
>>78895
I should probably read things about it.
No.78900
I'm drunk frenchie is gonna be mad at me
No.78901
>>78891
I meant neat.No conceivable alternative available.
>>78869
I don't think I've said hello.
No.78902
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>>78896
Now you know you know I'm only teasing you Bit.
>>78897
Hi Parsee hows things with you?
I'm not bad though.
>>78898
heh
No.78903
>>78896
please do
>>78901
Im a messy person
No.78904
>>78902
Already said how I felt before. Bad~
No.78905
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>>78901
Hello Renz, Do I know you or are you new to the board?
>>78904
Do you want to talk about it?
No.78907
>>78900
Maybe not promise stuff you aren't going to keep, then.
No.78908
>>78907
I lasted a week and a half !
No.78909
>>78891
DUHD
>>78893
I still would rather have my own panzer than an anime girl.
No.78911
who wants to show me their penis
No.78912
>>78903
>>78900
No need to feel uneasy. Frenchie is a good friend of mine.
>>78905
Either one works "fam".
>>78907
Inclusive Skandi~ Shall we drink on the 30th? Maybe some home brew?!?
No.78913
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>>78909
I as well, but I would want a tank destroyer, the stug III specifically.
No.78915
>>78910
Nouny~
haha no it wasnt
No.78916
>>78876
Oh yeah, it's less about being depressed and more about observing your life from an alternative perspective with less social/emotional distraction, sometimes you just see shit about yourself that you need to see, and being in the middle of nowhere with nothing is great for that. I just talk to a lot of NEETs who get ahold of some and use the internet and freak out and I'm like "FFFFF"
But yeah, not in sub-zero temperatures youuubetcha down by the lake yaaaw neighbor I'll help ya with ya shovelin' there buddy over by the hackey statue
No.78917
>>78916
Why are you making yourself wait.
No.78918
>>78908
Okay fine, I can't bully you about that, that's actually well done.
>>78910
I'd prefer a fantasy army, but it seems reasonable otherwise.
>>78912
I'll be drinking on the 30th anyway! My birthday's the 27th, so that weekend will be more filled with alcohol than usual!
No.78919
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No.78920
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>>78913
I want a Panzer V for obvious reasons.
No.78922
>>78898
My own maybe once or twice! So!
>>78902
*Slaps my own butt*
>>78906
I am bit hello!
No.78924
>>78917
I am on lewd hiatus!! worse than meth.
>>78918
>Skandi was conceived in April
I bet it was in the fjords as they were thawing
>>78920
Schwarzeneggar bought a tank. He's held a couple of raffles for people to join him in the tank as he yells and runs stuff over while smoking cigars and shit.
No.78926
>>78921
Dont stop what?!
>>78925
Whaaat!
No.78927
>>78924
I'd pay for that, Hell yeah.
No.78929
>>78920
I just want to make it street legal and drive it through cities.
No.78930
>>78918
Never took you for a large organized drinker so I figured I'd poke at the 30th. Why would you tell me your birthday now though =0
>>78921
wut do you mean wut.
No.78931
>>78926
BELLIEEEVIN'!!
>>78927
ikr? literally one of the coolest life experiences you could possibly have.
>"Hey I was in a foursome with three girls"
>"Hey I fought a tiger with my bare hands and lived"
>"Hey I've walked on the moon"
>"Oh yeah? I ran over stuff in a tank with Arnold Schwarzeneggar while smoking cigars"
>"…"
>>78928
Were you stalking poor nouny?
No.78932
>>78931
No that's a bad idea. I'm just thinking about him.
No.78933
>>78922
What made you not want to do it again?
>>78924
Well, my parents were young, so it was probably just spring horniness!
>>78930
'Cause it's right next to the 30th! If you'd like to make me a present, by all means go ahead!
No.78934
>>78926
do and say lewd things to me dont stop…
>>78930
wut does frenchie have to do with my not neatness
No.78935
>>78916
My accent isn't that heavy!!!
No.78936
>>78931
I fell right into that one!
>>78933
Well I only try when im really horny and I guess once I finish there is no point well unless you orgasm another way but I never tired
No.78937
POST YOUR CHARACTERS THIS FAR!
No.78939
>>78929
You're gonna bankrupt yourself with the gas bills.
>>78931
Yeah that'd top them all, you son of a bitch.
>>78932
I don't even know what to tell you anymore.
No.78940
>>78939
Imma be a millionaire bro, I'm good.
No.78941
>>78934
The lewdness comes and goes, its something you cant control! Just stay and see what happens
>>78937
only for u bby
No.78942
>>78933
I would have to fuel my creative drive and reel in some mixture of artistic genius collaboration of unique. I've marked it on my notepad++! As a challenge.
>>78934
I kinda stacked quotes there, my bad.
No.78943
is a .30 round enough to break through the side my skull and destroy my brain?
No.78944
>>78924
Don't pretend it was just ERP when we both know that's not what you ran away from. I want my girl back, not some ERP e-fuckbuddy, but you. I won't allow you to just irrationally end all the fun we had and could still have because of some nebulous feeling of uncertainty. Senti, add me back already so we can talk on steam.
either way i dont mind causing a scene
No.78945
>>78937
the new spells are nice. Is a controller easier than keyboard or is it just preference?
No.78946
>>78937
this my ranger :^)
>>78941
BIT! I love it just don't stop forever
No.78947
>>78911
Hi. You're a roughly cut kind of diamond. Apologies on the delay.
No.78948
>>78940
We all will, we all will.
>>78943
No, why?
>>78946
Wow look, another game taken over by waifuism.
No.78950
>>78937
You mean "thus far", you uneducated Amerikan!
>>78936
Well, I get that. I mainly do it if Miles tells me to, but that gives me extra motivation. 'Cause just doing it by yourself stops seeming hot the instant you cum, which kinda ruins the point!
>>78942
Mark it as an opportunity instead!
No.78951
>>78948
MGO has been like that since MGO2 and thats cause no grill in MGO1 unless you count the rumble roses special characthers which only the best player could use
No.78952
>>78948
I'm a Nuke in the navy and I'm going to be getting a masters in Nuclear engineering, I think I am more likely than most else here.
No.78953
>>78949
You know from the viewpoint of someone who can read Japanese, this makes no sense as a wordless reply.
>>78951
Take a guess at which one I played the most, then.
>>78952
Fair enough, best of luck pal.
No.78954
>>78937
>>78944
Aw my perverted heart! :)
>>78946
YOU CANT FORCE LEWD!
>>78950
He should tell you to do it all the time!
No.78955
>>78950
Can I kiss your tummy ?
No.78956
>>78950
And so the circle of life shall continue. Excitement about Skandi's b-day which I nearly guessed.
No.78957
>freshly shaven
>new panties
Maximum comf.
No.78959
>>78948
just weighing all my options
No.78960
>>78945
Controller is much easier. I highly recommend you getting a 360 controller and playing it that way.
>>78950
I was going to say that but it didn't sound right…
>>78954
She better be max height, Bitty! I bet she's nice and muscular too.
No.78962
>>78957
Canny, you big tease.
No.78963
>>78953
Raikov? me too
>>78954
I need it…
No.78965
I want a loli to cut off my dick and feed it to me so badly
No.78966
>>78963
Forgot to say
OHKO CROTCH GRAB
Best move in the game
especially how he admires his hand after wards
but man Ocelot and his reloading he was horny every time he reloaded or did his spinning trick
No.78967
>>78954
He should not! I don't particularly like it!
>>78955
Nope! Credit for managing to completely avoid alcohol for so long, but you've still neither posted nor sent me the Vocaroo.
>>78956
Well, you weren't actually guessing my birthday!
>>78960
The joy of being an ESL is that I have no idea what sounds right or not, I just know what's right! So what I say might sound weird and old-fashioned as hell sometimes, but it's all grammatically correct! Mostly!
No.78968
>>78965
Then how will you dom people, Moe?
No.78969
No.78970
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>78953
and I'll own a stug, or a stug replica built out of a backhoe or a bulldozer or something, hell I may build the whole thing from scratch.
>>78965
reminds me of that beta that let his girl cut out his nuts cook them and feed them to him.
No.78971
>>78960
Not max height but uhh maybe she is those other things..
>>78963
Like a fresh can of Pepsi?
No.78972
>>78966
>>78963
That shit was great, I miss the grunt warfare of MGO1. I don't like the idea of sending all these cute women to fucking war-torn Africa. Nothing bad will happen to them, right?
>>78968
You have failed as a teacher, then.
>>78970
>Stugdozer
LOOK THE FUCK OUT COMMIES
No.78973
Now I am bored. Please send help.
No.78974
>>78967
I had a feeling and that is why he should! I know he must be reading this
No.78975
>>78973
We can all play vidya together later if you're up to it.
No.78976
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>>78972
depleted uranium isn't that hard to come by, I could even build my own armor.
No.78977
>>78974
Sod off! He is not reading this, and even if he were he wouldn't do stuff just 'cause you told him to!
No.78978
>>78967
I guess it was a grab-bag of mix-and-match. Let's tamper and fuzz with the upload for a little as I woke up very late tonight!
No.78980
>>78975
Sure, if I'm still awake.
No.78981
>>78971
Yes buy i got pepsi!
>>78972
I kinda agree but i like customization and gender choice so i like it in mgo and dont mind all the girls
No.78982
>>78978
The upload's not that bad, it's just a matter of not trusting it to actually work after you've pressed the button.
No.78983
No.78984
>>78977
Just easy punishment if you did something bad hehe
>>78981
>Not OJ
You…had one job!
No.78985
>>78976
If you've got the money, intelligence, drive, and parts, you're set.
>>78979
I guess it's cute when you try.
>>78981
Time to make the big bad ooga booga rapist man then and show them what-for.
No.78987
>>78984
I'm a good boy! Haven't you been paying attention! I don't do "bad"!
No.78988
>>78984
Im saving that for when you get here!
>>78985
Do it! watch out for plush traps or I will get you
No.78989
>>78985
I would just go for looks, even if it was scaled down, steel is cheap.
No.78990
>>78987
Yes you are a good boy, im sorry I thought otherwise!
>>78988
Oh ok you re applied for the job and you got it!
No.78991
>>78986
Now I'm going to look your waifu up for context.
>>78988
Is this one 90% women and 10% cool dudes? I haven't seen a single guy in a screenshot yet.
>>78989
I'd prefer a functional model.
No.78992
>>78991
it would be like a one person tank, with a 20mm gun or something.
No.78993
>>78990
>even in that context being called a good boy makes me blush
Miles has ruined me!
No.78994
>>78990
GAH! you even changed the filename!
>>78991
There is plenty of guys seeing as how everyone's first character has to be there avatar from TPP
No.78995
>>78991
But I know what the they are saying!
No.78996
>>78993
Im sure that was the first time I called someone that so congrats!
>>78994
Just 4 u fam
No.78998
No.79001
>>78982
But there aren't all that many buttons to press like in some fancy car. Welp, I suppose trying it now.