No.80086
I'M BURNIN' LIKE A BRIDGE FOR YOUR BOOOODYYY.
No.80087
>>80080
how're you doing?
>>80081
I'd still like to know why you think that of me
>>80084
this is pretty goods though!
>>80085
do my laundry!
No.80089
This is a word filter sanity check since I feel somewhat ignored and I said a lot of stupid shit when drunk the other night.
If you have; please remove it, thank you kindly.
No.80090
>>80089
you're fine man, only natural
No.80091
>>80086
cute
>>80081
How nice!
all awake now?
>>80083
Aaaall fine, lovely calm evening.
et toi?
>>80084
hiiia
>>80085
heh
>>80087
All Greatt!
No.80092
>>80089
If someone had a word filter enabled on you, they wouldn't be able to see your post, right?
No.80093
>>80091
Trying to warm up a bit.
No.80094
>>80092
Not with my typical name, no.
No.80095
No.80096
>>80094
Oh, ok. I guess I missed a lot of stupid shit last night, then.
No.80097
>>80087
I would love to.
>>80091
Tokai a cute.
No.80098
>>80096
Was talking about the night before last, regrettable in hindsight.
No.80099
>>80097
I don't even think my washer actually works so you're welcome to try!
No.80100
>>80098
Eh. I missed that too.
No.80101
>>80093
Get blankets and hoodies!
>>80095
hope tomorrow will be too
>>80097
thankyuu
No.80103
>>80091
How are you today Tokai?
No.80104
>>80101
no reason why it wont be
No.80105
>>80101
I turned the heating on and got my fur throw.
My hands aren't freezing anymore, so that's good news!
No.80106
>>80099
mail them to me, and I'll wash them and mail them back.
>>80101
so, how you been tokai?
No.80107
>>80091
Hey Tokai <3 you having a good day?
>>80089
Hey Tempest are you new to the board?
No.80108
>>80084
Its hanging on its stubborn
>>80087
I've told you before why I dont like you why am I not shocked you somehow thought i liked you at one point.
Because you post way to much lewd stuff in the most creepy manner way to often when people are talking about normal stuff people could be talking about breakfast and you'd chime in "breakfast? how about I pound your boypussy or have you suck my dick and cum on your toast" with no care for the mood despite the name of the board sometimes people just want to talk about fucking toast and breakfast not god damn lewd shit 24/7 if you cant see how creepy it is to tell every poster this shit all the time there is something wrong with you. I don't even give two fucks about you drama i don't even know the details its just your posts that make me sick to the core.
>>80091
Very awake and dealing with stupid stuff so when are you coming over so we can have fun like video games and or what else is fun for you.
No.80109
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>>80108
Well at least its intact.
No.80110
>>80107
Did you try out the new games?
No.80111
>>80106
send them back with your self too pls
>>80108
thanks for actually answering this time
No.80112
>>80107
No, it's just me being a sad sap.
>>80108
Shots fired (from an M14).
No.80113
Yes, kids, it is possible to be too lewd!
No.80114
>>80089
i didnt filter you
No.80115
>>80111
I didn't answer before cause I told you before a while back!
No.80116
>>80109
Yeah most of the blood gone too now
No.80118
>>80111
oh, okay, I'm sure a box will work right?
>>80113
>Yes, kids, it is possible to be too lewd!
No.
No.80119
>>80115
I either don't remember it which is likely or some other reason
I don't think I'm that lewd but I guess that's a matter of perspective, I'll try to tone it down then alright burt?
>>80118
of course
No.80120
>>80118
Well, that's what I always thought, but Burt clearly thinks otherwise.
No.80121
tfw your dick doesnt work cause you're sick as fuck
not being able to have sex makes me cranky tbh
No.80122
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>>80110
I keep getting sidetracked, my backlog of stuff is growing at an alarming rate. But I will get to them.
>>80106
Hey Grids hows things with you lately?
>>80112
Aw Rain, I hope things pick up for you I really do
>>80113
Come on now.. I seriously doubt that it can get too lewd,. :^)
>>80116
Things are looking up then C:
Just keep your fingers out of things that might hurt them and you'll be ok :^)
No.80123
>>80121
stop taking it out on others it just makes them hate you more
No.80124
No.80125
I have a crush on all of you. Especially (You).
No.80126
SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST!
>>80125
.///.
No.80127
>>80125
NORMIE SCUMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.80128
>>80117
Kind of reminds me of Dikta.
>>80122
Make sure you do~
No.80129
>>80125
I have a crush on your dick
No.80130
>>80123
oh no ugly betta people on the internet with no lives, friends, futures, or drives to succeed hate me
nobody successful was ever 100% liked ;)
No.80131
>>80103
Absolutely lovely, tu aussi?
>>80104
huhhmm I guess
>>80105
That's great! gotta stay warm this winter
>>80106
Busy busy, but now allrighto
>>80107
Yeees you too ?
>>80108
ehh soon soon!
No.80132
>>80130
I'm successful and literally everybody loves me
No.80133
I have a crush on moes feets x3
>////>
<////<
No.80134
>>80130
If you call sex with strangers success, then I fear for you.
No.80135
>>80133
wtf
>>80134
ive never had sex with a stranger
No.80136
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No.80137
>>80130
that why you're not overly successful then?
>>80131
it's a new day, new beginnings, new dreams and new life
of course it will be
No.80138
>>80119
coolio, be there in a month or two.
>>80120
well, if there was such a thing as too much /lewd/ I would cease to exist.
>>80122
things are well, actually, it's finally snowing here in virginia, so that's nice.
>>80125
me too.
>>80131
cool cool, drink any dank beers recently?
No.80139
>>80112
>>80113
>>80120
Yes I do think so go ahead and try it out
>>80119
>I don't think I'm that lewd
You don't realize it mein Gott
You say it so often you don't notice how often it is and you think its a normal amount and a reasonable response to what people say.
>>80122
I wouldn't say but for my finger sure.
I am trying I don't do this intentionally.
>>80131
Good good, need you more then ever the wait is killing me.
No.80140
>>80138
a month, what kinda snail mail you got over there?
No.80141
>>80138
Make sure Burt doesn't see you, then!
>>80139
I'm not 100% lewd anyway.
No.80142
>>80137
on my way there :)
it would suck being like 28 years old still living with his parents
the weak should fear the strong
you are the weak
i am the strong
No.80143
>>80139
reasonable that
>>80142
how long have you been trying to get there?
No.80144
There is a dude in Manchester, a serial killer, who goes around the gay part of the town and pushes men into the canal, killing them with the cold waters. Killed 85 men.
… only in Britbong we have a serial killer known as 'The Pusher' who pushes people into canals to murder them.
No.80145
>>80122
I hope so too, as all I can see is shit right now.
>>80135
Good, that would be disgusting.
>>80139
No.80146
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>>80121
You're always cranky mayaka :^)
Does that mean it makes you worse than normal? :P
>>80126
Could be a close call, nice pic Scan <3 hows things with your dank self?
>>80128
I will, honestly, my heads all over the shop, but I'll get to them.
>>80131
Good to hear, yeah I'm all good, words can't describe how I feel at the minute.
>>80138
Nice, still got time off? Or you back hard at it?
>>80139
I know, you are just a little clumsy, at least you haven't damaged any more fingers in a while
No.80147
Where da white wimmin at?
No.80148
>>80141
There is a reason you and grids aren't filtered you aint bad.
No.80149
>>80144
are the victims random or does he go after the same kinda people?
would be nice if it was foreigners getting it for once I'll admit
No.80150
>>80146
Just drinking tea, and suffering from a sore butthole, you?
No.80151
>>80143
17 days
had to become self-actualised before i was fully able to realise my true potential
No.80152
>>80149
Random. Usually drunks coming out of Canal Street.
No.80153
>>80147
I think you wandered into the wrong board son we only got the butts 'round here
No.80154
late, but
>>80001
Use the regex option then
[Ss]pider
goes in the box, and check the regex check mark
No.80155
>>80151
was that after finding someone else to live off their kindness like you did wohlfe?
>>80152
same
No.80157
>>80137
Bluuh okai, Ill wake up to that
>>80138
Only one, Limburg's Alfa
>>80139
I'm sorry for that!
>>80146
Great! how come?
No.80158
>>80152
Shit, I've not been into Manchester or been in touch with anybody I know there for ages.
I wonder if the guy I met while he was buying drugs is alright.
No.80159
>>80155
LOL
not even worth dignifying with a response
No.80161
>>80144
Oh my god, it's the character Jack Black did in that one episode of Clone High.
No.80162
>>80157
of course you wills
>>80158
it's Manchester if he's not in a ditch somewhere he's already been mugged of everything worthwhile
>>80159
E:
No.80164
>>80150
Drinking herbal tea, thinking of how good my bf could give me a sore butthole but things are on the up, if you pardon the pun :^)
>>80157
Just someone coming into my life, Who I am madly in love with.
No.80167
No.80168
I don't know how to start this shit.
Someone ask me about something.
No.80169
>>80146
Dont jinx me!
>>80154
My hero
>>80157
I always forgive tokai dont worry
>>80156
If either of you get to that level Ill let you now
No.80170
>>80164
LEEEEEEWD. Holy shit I want you.
>>80162
Manchester wouldn't have quite so many muggers or junkies if it didn't have so many students.
Students attract thieves and half the college students in manchester end up on drugs.
No.80171
No.80172
>>80158
Pushed, mugged or kidnapped by rape gangs.
Take your pic.
>>80161
I actually didn't know it was a real thing too.
Googling 'The Pusher' up, apparently he's gonna get his own documentary.
How the fuck do you get away with killing people like a Hitman Pool Party?
>>80164
>having a bf
Ha, faggot!
I bet you get bed in breakfast too!
No.80173
>>80172
You'd think they could just stick up some more CCTV by the canal.
No.80174
>>80140
I don't want to pay for overnight shipping.
>>80141
but burt is cool.
>>80146
i go back in tomorrow for watch, unless the snow is too deep, which I doubt will happen.
>>80157
I've had limburgs before.
No.80175
>>80170
I've seen 4 homeless people sit around a cash machine in Manchester.
Shit was grim. My sister studies there.
Apparently some guy like… stopped his car in the middle of the road and literally was like 'You want sum fuk' at her, asking where she lives.
This is why I prefer Liverpool, dirtier but more charming.
No.80176
>>80162
Egh we'll see
>>80163
ohh very pretty
>>80164
ooooh that's the greatest feeling! I'm so happy for you
>>80169
Yuusu :3
>>80174
It's ok
No.80177
>>80173
That's what I said. 2006, CCTV was still a thing, right?
Or maybe he is one of those mythical serial killers with super powers. Like something out of SCP, like Purple Aki.
No.80178
>>80171
Life is parallel to Hell but I must maintain,
I never sleep, because sleep is the cousin of death.
etc etc
No.80180
>>80174
I can be pretty chill
>>80176
I don't know about but I am glad about our drunken marriage
No.80181
>>80170
and then you can blame that on shitty lower class council housing for pumping out shitty kids with no real morals or education
>>80174
cheap! it's o.k I'll go half way on you with that
>>80176
always will
>>80178
can't be that bad, can it?
No.80182
>>80179
Are you okay?
>>80181
My life is fucking terrible, even just in the past couple weeks I've been slashed with a knife across the face, had to fight, my good friend got shot to death, and more I could bitch about all day but won't for all of your sakes.
No.80183
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>>80163
Nice, very nice <3
>>80169
I wouldn't dream of putting a hex on anyone least of all you Burt
>>80170
Believe me the feelings mutual
>
>>80172
No, I wouldn't put him through that, I'd be the one making breakfast for him.
>>80174
Did you enjoy the time off?
>>80176
Thank you Tokai, I know I can't quite sum up how much he means to me.
No.80184
>>80182
well if you want to talk about it
what the fuck happened?
No.80185
>>80168
what is your favorite kind of food??
mine is ravioli
No.80186
>>80176
it's cool.
>>80180
great movie.
>>80181
oh, okay, wait, it might be cheaper to just buy a plane ticket.
>>80183
I enjoy all my time off.
No.80187
>>80186
for the low low price of £1200
No.80188
>>80186
Did you do much or just chill?
No.80189
>>80183
I love you so much, I really need to get my life on track so I can be a better person for you.
>>80175
>Your sister studies there
I probably know someone who has sold her drugs then.
My dad used to deal in Manchester.
The homeless situation is weird because it just swings between there being a lot and there being none because the police kind of sweep the streets.
>>80181
Eh, poor people need homes too and I'm a shitty lower class person. There are a lot of problems with Manchester, from how dodgy the cops are to gang shit that pervades areas like Mosside.
No.80190
>>80185
when are my tonsils going to get better?
No.80191
>>80184
Just another day in my life, not much else to say.
I'm used to the constant death and sadness by now. I'm almost numb.
>>80185
I like curry or lasangna, burgers.
No.80192
>>80180
That's where all the love comes from
>>80181
sometimes not
>>80182
Sad texts..
>>80183
I hope you'll stay very happy~
>>80186
I think it's meh, I like Northern more
No.80194
>>80183
Good I think I am cursed enough
>>80186
I miss Christmas… I was sad all holiday season but the songs and movies really cheered me up
>>80192
The alcohol or the marriage?
No.80196
>>80183
Aren't you the perfect wifey.
Now I wanna come over and ask for cups of tea now, and see how cute you are together.
>>80189
My sis is a good girl! And wow, never knew that. Manchester just seems to metropolitan to me. You know… too big, my uneasiness is unnatural; no town should have 4 train stations. ._.'
No.80197
>>80189
they need education and a proper upbringing, is what most of them need
>>80191
what shit hole you do you live in for that to even be possible?
>>80192
sometimes isn't all times
>>80193
hey there
No.80198
>>80190
I-I don't know ;~;
>>80191
nice
home cooked lasagna is mint
No.80199
>>80198
how long have i even had this for?
i dont remember
No.80200
>>80186
well, with clothes it would be like 200lbs, and to overnight that would be super expensive.
>>80188
just chilled, that's all I ever do.
>>80192
I like guiness.
>>80194
I miss simpler times.
No.80202
>>80199
I don't know
didn't you say it was only supposed to last like a week though?
No.80203
>>80192
>>80197
Yes, very sad texts. Imagine a daily struggle of being alone, with no support from anyone. In an area where death seems imminent, of my old friend group I am the only one alive to this day.
I should stop before this gets worse.
>>80198
Yes, I make it sometimes.
No.80204
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>>80189
I could say the same for myself, you make me want to be a better person, but you are already perfect in my eyes
>
>>80192
I hope so too, thank you Tokai <3
>>80193
Hey Mika <3
>>80194
I wouldn't say cursed more, a little clumsy, but we call all be at times
>>80196
Well he deserves treated well.
And hes the cutest :3
>>80200
To be honest thats the perfect way to be.
No.80205
>>80202
yes but idk if it even has been a week so far
when did ui and i go out to get mexican food and go to cabelas? was that thursday or Wednesday?
its SLOWLY getting better but i just want it gone already
No.80207
>>80189
Ignore the 4 trainstations bit, that was retarded.
But you know what I mean.
The place is huge, and err… can be too fancy in places. I'm weird when it comes to what I look into for towns to visit.
No.80208
>>80201
yups!
>>80203
you didn't really answer me there, where you living?
No.80209
No.80210
>>80205
I don't remember anything this week apart from yesterday
>>80206
No.80211
>>80200
I miss the Army
I know I am a madman
>>80201
I will accept that, a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts so I know its true just dont let me get drunk with you or else ill spend all night saying I love you and other affectionate stuff. I am that kind of drunk…
>>80204
CURSED
by an old gypsy women!
No.80212
>>80208
I've moved between Japan and the western US back and forth depending on what's required of me.
No.80213
>>80212
you in the army then?
No.80215
>>80187
oooppss I linked myself.
>>80200
>>80201
especially the ultra darks, like stout and drought.
>>80204
I always feel like I should do more with my free time though.
>>80211
no, you did fun shit, I just study and qualify things, that's what nukes do, we qualify, it's our job.
No.80216
>>80210
u have a really shit memory
No.80217
>>80204
I want to be able to look after us both, to be able to afford a good place for us to live together and want for nothing.
>>80196
The cops let certain dealers just go on when they blatantly know about them, for instance my dad had an undercover cop as a client and never got caught.
>>80197
Kids hardly learn morality at home anymore, the school system is fucked with sociopathic kids doing whatever they want and nobody leaves with skills - they just know how to pretend they have skills.
No.80218
>>80213
No, but some JSF experience. In fact I've been considering US military for a while now. I figure it's either a pathway to a great future or an easy death.
No.80219
>>80217
Wow, what a shit undercover cop.
No.80220
>>80203
*hug*
>>80204
No problem~
>>80208
ya ok
>>80211
oohh~ how interesting hehe
>>80215
just the thought of it makes me gag
No.80221
>>80216
I knowww
I'm going to get alzheimers when I get older, I can feel it
No.80222
Why is love so… difficult?
No.80223
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>80222
Cause we all are difficult
No.80224
>>80222
the best things are never free
its something of a direct relationship in fact
and considering that love is the greatest thing that exists…
No.80225
>>80215
oh opps, um I'm sure we can raise enough money for it
>>80217
I wonder how things got like this
>>80218
people think WW3 is going to happen any day now but I don't think so and even if it does you can still be a pencil pusher if you work at getting that
>>80220
no you're o.k
>>80222
it's love bby, shit's all emotions and crap
No.80226
>>80222
Join me in bed and I can whisper why in your ear.
No.80227
>>80221
i want this sickness to be over so i can get to work
No.80228
>>80215
I did fun shit in BCT after that lots of cleaning, waxing, stripping(floors!) CQ duty and bullshit but I made so many good friends.
>>80218
Kaz? It's me!
>>80220
Don't use that information against me as I plan to be drunk soonish definitely the 24th
No.80229
>>80222
You're playing on Hard mode because you don't want to be seen as a scrub.
GIT GUD
No.80230
>>80222
I've been asking myself the same thing for a very long time now.
No.80231
>>80222
it 100% isnt if you've found the right person
No.80232
>>80219
When you've got a dealer keeping the dodgy ass high risk / low quality shit off the streets himself, teaching all his clients CPR and actually making the area safer you kind of want to just let him keep operating instead of creating a power vacuum for somebody worse I guess.
No.80233
>>80222
because people are complex so between two there are very likely to be at least a few things that they'll always clash or disagree on
like how I can cook only three things worth mentioning and my gf hates two of them with a passion
No.80234
>>80231
but thats wrong, even i know that
if you think that way you might miss the right person
No.80235
>>80222
Trying to make sure you get the right waifu in dragon's dogma or are you talking reality?
No.80236
>>80220
Thank you, I appreciate it.
>>80225
If it does, I want to fight. I am not one to stand idly while many die for their causes.
>>80228
Boss? At my former job they all called me Kaz once they found out about me, I didn't know how to feel about it at all.
No.80237
>>80234
things are p fine with alison and i man
sure we have disagreements but no drama or anything else like that
No.80238
>>80236
such great causes like "we need more oil" and "I need to line my pockets more"
super
No.80239
>>80211
Now don't be getting carried away Burt if it was an old gypsy woman I'd hazard a guess it would be more than just your fingers that would be getting damaged :3
>>80215
That's natural, but at least you get downtime to relax, and chill at least you enjoyed it.
>>80217
We would look after each other, I couldn't have you take on everything yourself, I'd be with you every step of the way by your side
No.80241
>>80238
I'm sure you're quite the professional, with all your time spent comfy by a computer thanks to such benefits given by said causes.
No.80242
>>80225
wow ok..
>>80228
hehee sure I wont~
>>80236
I hope you'll feel better somehow
No.80243
>>80237
yeah but you said 100%
No.80244
>>80241
computers weren't a thing when those benefits were actually being threatened
>>80242
and a wow too
No.80245
>>80239
I genuinely never thought I'd be so in love, you're just so amazing.
No.80246
>>80236
I wish people would call me Big Boss if I had a job. Guess I need to lose an eye and get into a coma.
brb gotta plan.
>>80239
It has to be a curse! I am perfect how could I be clumsy?
>>80242
You're a good wife~
No.80247
fun fact, iran's sanctions were lifted yesterday.
this has caused the oil marked to crash monumentally due to sudden massive oversupply.
now is the time to buy oil my friends, it's likely the cheapest it will ever be at this point.
No.80248
>>80245
You're dating each other?
Cute.
No.80249
>>80242
Your presence alone helps such feelings, thank you.
>>80244
The computer isn't the relevant part.
>>80246
Plan for the loss of vision!
No.80250
>>80247
>EDF calling me the other day saying that price of gas is gonna rise
>Trying to get me on a fixed rate
>Saying the only change was my supplier and color of gas key
>Just listened, monged out for 20 minutes
>Didn't change
HA! MY AUTISM PAYS OFF!
… wait, is gas gonna be cheaper because cheap oil?
No.80251
>>80249
missing the point there
No.80252
>>80220
it's delicious.
>>80225
like I said a plane ticket would be cheaper.
>>80228
reactor doesn't strip and wax, we don't have time.
>>80239
yeah, I guess it's better than nothing.
>>80247
cool, I'll be sure to get a bunch of gas cans.
No.80253
>>80252
a box is cuter though…
No.80255
>>80244
What even
>>80249
awh glad to be of service!
>>80252
Nooo!
No.80256
>>80255
the evens of all the whats as well!
No.80257
Hey lewds and cutes how are you?
No.80258
>>80253
yeah, it is.
>>80255
you're opinion is wrong.
No.80259
>>80257
Everyone is dating each other apart from you.
No.80261
>>80250
any biproduct of crude oil will get much cheaper. so, if by gas, you mean liquid fuels, or anything with "ane" at the end, propane, butane, methane, etc. then yes, much, much cheaper.
also cheaper, will become jet fuels like kerosene, greases like petroleum jelly, even certain plastics.
the various length hydrocarbon chains that make up the various extractable substances in crude oil are in an unbelievable amount of things.
>>80252
good plan.
No.80262
>>80249
Prepare for death by Ocelot or one of my clones which ever is canon
>>80252
Well let me tell you never strip a room and forget to open the windows or you will be high as shit doing it while some weird anime plays on the tv.
>>80257
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
No.80263
>>80259
but thats not true!
No.80264
>>80251
Regardless, I don't wish to sit-back as a skirmish occurs.
>>80255
Ah, you're adorable.
>>80259
but I'm not dating anyone.
>>80262
That won't be until I'm really old anyways.
No.80265
>>80257
I'm fine at the moment.
No.80266
>>80257
hi lewd cutie
how're you?
>>80258
so send ur self in a box on a plane then!
>>80264
I would feel ya on that but only if it was something slutty to believe in
No.80268
>>80264
>tfw will be stuck in a coma after being killed by my clone and be put back together only to talk a lot and die
No.80269
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here are some simple hydrocarbon chains extracted from crude oil, listed by number of carbon atoms, ranging from 1-10.
there are many, many more though.
No.80270
>>80261
Nice, thank god for my awkwardness. I'd be paying more for gas if I switched, probably.
Plus, always had a distrust for cold callers.
>>80264
>>80263
Shut up, I'm trying to make Bard feel unloved.
>>80267
I can't even see images, something wrong with servers and that.
No.80271
>tfw qt Persian-ish semi-shota mage pawn
And now back into the game! It runs like shit, but it's playable!
No.80272
>>80245
I'm in awe of you, word's can't express enough how you make me feel..I love you
>>80246
That's it Burt positive thinking, its good to see!
No.80273
>>80261
wish I had a toolbox tank to fill up.
>>80262
I've done it before in Aschool and power school, we just don't do it on the ship, we have the rest of the ship to support that.
>>80266
but it'll still be expensive.
No.80274
>>80243
its still 100% to me
No.80275
>>80260
well hi there gropy and how are awoo today?
>>80262
That's good to hear Burt what's got your spirits up today?
I'm mainly just cold
work in an hour and thats not gonna be fun
but oh well its nice to get out
>>80265
Any fun plans for the day then cherub?
>>80266
Hallo there Mr Spider I am extremely cold its a cold one how are you?
>>80270
okay it's a picture of a drawn yui hirasawa on a blue background so it blends in with the blue format and she's crying :]
No.80276
>>80266
I.. see…
>>80268
Such is old life, I guess.
>>80270
I think you're making everyone else feel that way in the process.
No.80277
>>80256
weirdo
>>80257
lovely, und sie?
>>80258
I am indeed opinion
>>80264
hehee I thank youu
No.80278
>>80273
I guess I'll just have to find another slave to do everything for me… a pity
>>80275
feeling good and living large, you shoulds get blankets on and something warm to drink! if you haven't already
No.80279
>>80276
p u r e
>>80277
better then being a nerdo~
No.80280
>>80275
Well do a little laundry. But right now i'm just playing guitar.
No.80281
>>80272
Nothing will ever make me stop loving you, you're everything to me and exactly what I've wanted my entire life.
I bet we're being really annoying :3
>>80248
I feel like this is why I even exist now.
No.80282
>>80277
Tokie I'm just so damned cold
How do you netherlanders deal with the cold?
>>80278
I could certainly go for a warm drink haha
>>80280
I would love to hear you play sometime if thats allright
No.80283
>>80272
Oops I am think too positive!
>>80273
I did it too much, sucks when I had to do it at Battalion or Brigade hq duty no messing up there for a lowly PFC…
>>80275
I've loved. All I've needed: love.
>>80276
We need an Ocelot who is pretty good?
No.80284
>Mum is watching 'Call of the Midwife'
>Old woman on it pisses herself
>Goes to doctor, 'Yeah, you've got a prolapsed womb… have you've been trying to self treat this
>Old woman goes all 'Yeah, I've been trying to stuff things back up there. I've been using cardboard, a rolled up rag… I heard using potatoes are thing.
>Potatoes to fix vagina
>>80276
Oh well, collateral damage can be swept under the rug.
>>80275
*pet pet* It's ok. You'll always have /lewd/
No.80285
I feel bad for people that aren't able to enjoy videogames anymore…
No.80286
>>80281
Makes me sound like low maintenance, I just run on soda and fucking wine gums.
No.80287
>>80285
I AGREE
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE NORMIES WHO CANNOT EXPERIENCE SUCH JOYS
No.80288
>>80283
Reminds me of an old brit ditty I know
I am glad for you Burt!
>>80284
okay now its a picture of yui looking through a noose over a whitebackground :D
>>80285
can you enjoy them?
No.80289
>>80282
Sure. I'm actually trying to record a small part of a song now.
No.80290
>>80257
Hey Bard <3
Hows things with you?
Did you get the cast off yet?
>>80281
I've went through many trials and pains in my search for you, I was broken, now that I've found you I am complete
Yes I'd imagine so :3
No.80291
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>80288
It's a good song
but I do feel happy
No.80292
>>80290
oh yeah maybe a month or two ago! How are you doing today?
>>80291
always loved the bassline of this one
No.80293
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>>80288
I can. I love videogames. I've been playing Dragon's Dogma a whole lot. It's great, you should play!
No.80294
>>80288
>SCANS
>IT KILLS THE YUI
No.80295
>>80290
I'm so glad we found each other, that I'm alive, that you exist. It feels like life has meaning just because I know you and love you now and how I even view the world is changing just because of you.
No.80296
>>80292
Its an amazing song, I personally love the lyrics and there meaning.
I miss Bowie so much.
No.80298
>>80293
It sounds fun but I am a sad soul who cant enjoy games anymore
No.80299
>>80297
What model acoustic do you play
No.80300
>>80299
Its a western. I'm not sure of what its called.
No.80301
>>80277
You are very welcome.
>>80283
I guess we do.
>>80284
Sounds painful, ouch.
No.80302
>>80300
it sounds nice you play fingerstyle right?
No.80303
>>80302
That differs. Sometimes i also strum chords.
No.80304
>>80298
It's a shame. You're missing out!
No.80305
>>80278
yeah, too bad.
>>80283
we did our classrooms every 3 months.
>>80277
you are the most opinion.
No.80306
Skandi post your Dragon's Dogma character!!
No.80307
>tfw too busy with work to draw
No.80308
>>80282
get some tea!
>>80305
:E
>>80307
doodle at work then
No.80310
>>80309
Yes. Its more easier that way.
No.80311
>>80301
Ill find someone pretty good.
>>80305
Lucky you
Navy sounds easier though I am sure its just a whole different kind of suck
No.80312
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>>80292
Jeez its been ages since we last spoke, well its good to hear you finally got it off after your incident with the frozen chicken :3
I'm more than great, I've met someone who I'm in love with, so life's looking like its on the up.
What about yourself?
>>80295
You truly humble me with such words, It overwhelms me with how much I adore, care and love you, I truly have found my happiness in life, that was because finally I've found you
No.80313
>303 subscribers 20 minutes ago
>302 now
Its over guys
No.80314
>>80312
Don't be humbled, they are words you utterly deserve to hear without end.
I love you.
No.80316
>>80311
We will all find someone pretty good someday.
Or so they say, at least…
No.80317
>>80313
Hey you got some good views on that MGO video
No.80318
>>80315
youtube
>>80316
I better or else I'm going up to Freyja and giving her a piece of my mind or dick
>>80317
One day I will be famous
No.80319
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>>80314
I can't help than feel in awe of you, I can't help feeling humbled at times, I love you
No.80320
>>80285
i have anhedonia as part of MDD, so i find it very difficult to enjoy video games.
i basically never play them. there are only two or three i can play for any longer than 5 minutes without hating my life, and i can't go much longer on those. shit sucks.
No.80321
I enjoy vs multiplayer a little more than single or coop though, and occasionally if i find a game i really liked when i was a kid, and can burn a day on it before giving it up forever.
No.80322
sorryy for late response my dog enjoyed licking the ice too much
>>80279
I'm not a n erdo!
>>80282
Warm hoodies, tea and a hug! *huuug*
>>80305
Not.
No.80323
S-sorry if this upsetting people.
>>80319
I wish everybody could be as happy as you make me.
No.80324
>>80323
>S-sorry if this upsetting people.
Kind of makes me miss my bf more than anything else.
No.80325
>>80320
Then lets dance!
>>80323
No, it's super cute. You guys keep doing what you're doing! :3
No.80326
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>>80323
I think its adorable.
No.80327
>>80318
Then I could say "I knew Burt before he was famous!" 100% hipster mode engaged!
No.80330
>>80285
Can say the same about you and this game
No.80332
No.80333
>>80327
HIPSTER BREEDS HIPSTER
No.80335
>>80308
imma play some fallout.
>>80311
well, mine is a whole different kind of suck, our windows didn't open because classified information, and they were super dark tinted.
No.80336
>>80324
I know the feeling, it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, it got extremely tiring to me eventually so I wish them luck in that regard.
No.80337
>>80333
No idea what youre talking about fam
No.80338
I don't want to upset anyone either. If I have I apologise.
>>80323
You've brought happiness to someone who had given up hope of ever finding it. I just hope that everyone can find their happiness in life and never lose hope of finding it
>>80324
I'm sorry dotty
No.80339
🙈 🙉 🙊
Ilasal tabaanu li-El pereta, casaremanu upaahi cahisa dareji; das oado caosaji oresacore: das omaxa monasaci baeouibe od emetajisa Iaiadix. Zodacare od Zodameranu! Odo cicale Qaa zodoreje, lape zodiredo noco Mada, hoathahe Saitan!
hail!
>>80332
ky
>>80329
ouch
No.80340
>>80337
Burt is a filthy hipster, and now he is creating filthy hispters.
No.80341
>>80332
I'm only a history nerd but nothing else so ito no counto
No.80342
>>80338
It's not your fault.
No.80344
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>>80340
Im not really a hipster you baka!
No.80346
>>80335
sounds lovely
>>80341
tell me about history!
>>80339
how're you doing?
No.80349
>>80341
>history nerd
You're awesome
No.80350
No.80351
Ils d ialprt soba vpaah chic
Nanba zixlay dodsih adohi
De madriax. Ds brint em hvbaro tastax ilsi.
Aldon dax od toatar!
Zacare ca od zamran!
Odo cicle qaa! Zorge!
Zir noco! Hoath Satan
Bvfd lonsh londoh babage
>>80346
enlightened
No.80352
>>80351
by your own intelligence and not some phony god?
No.80354
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>>80352
I am my own god silly.
No.80355
>>80348
you meanie
>>80349
thank youu
>>80350
..human history?
No.80356
>>80355
There's nothing wrong with being a geek!
No.80357
I've gotta do something better, that's for sure.
No.80358
>>80354
that's one way to look at your self
>>80355
nooo, spider history
>>80357
write a book
No.80359
>>80353
really?? why not??
No.80360
>>80358
That is the way a satanist looks at himself.
I already sold myself to Adramelech, but I am in control of my own life and consider myself a god of myself.
>>80359
8chan is a shit
No.80361
>tfw you live with two tumblr faggots
No.80362
>>80356
but geeks aren't cool.
I'm super cool
>>80358
I'm not good at biology.
I can do people's and nations and such.
No.80363
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>>80358
You aren't the first person to suggest I do that, I once told a good friend my life story and he said it sounded like either some manga shit or something Hunter S. Thompson wrote. I guess maybe when I'm older.
No.80364
>>80361
How do you even survive?
>>80362
Oh, okay.
No.80365
>>80361
the fuck did you just call me
I am triggered
No.80366
>>80364
idk man
>>80365
>posts tumblr
ur proofing my point man
No.80367
>>80366
>random google image search
>posting from tumblr
who cares
No.80368
>>80360
but are you really?
>>80362
do that instead then
but with spiders
>>80363
think you'll live that long though?
No.80369
>>80366
I don't envy you your obviously fucked up life.
No.80370
No.80371
>>80368
Well if I don't live that long, then it won't matter anyways.
Simple enough.
No.80372
>>80367
imma get u sick
>>80369
my life is p great actually.. i just need to redpill alison and ui
No.80373
>>80368
"THERE IS NO GOD BUT MYSELF…KNOWING THIS, WHO DARES WORSHIP THE FALSE GODS OF THE KORAN AND BIBLE?" - Satan, from the Qu'ret Al-Yezid
>2015
>not serving Satan
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU DEDICATE YOUR SOUL TO SATAN AND HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS IMMEDIATELY
IF THIS POST IS DUBS THEN YOU MUST PERFORM THE DEDICATION RITUAL TONIGHT
GOOGLE JOY + SATAN AS URL IS BANNED
https://www.google.com/search?q=joy+satan&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
1ST RESULT ABOVE
"I lead to the straight path without a revealed book." Satan, from the Al-Jilwah
Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER!!
"Those who oppose me I afflict with disease." - Satan, from the Al-Jilwah (referring to the Jews)
No.80374
>>80361
>tfw you live with /pol/
also, arent you the one that actually has a tumblr??
No.80375
>>80374
i have a tumblr that i used to use to flirt with anime tumblr girls
i dont use it anymore cause now im dating an anime tumblr girl
No.80376
>>80364
I am right..?
>>80368
what even
No.80377
No.80378
>>80376
> needing me to verify your coolness
Sure, you're cool.
No.80380
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>>80373
Ui, that is some shitpost :3
How are you keeping?
No.80381
>>80370
I doubt it
>>80371
then you wont be able to write a book then
>>80376
history
No.80382
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I do not believe in false prophets. There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!
The false doctrine of hell and the devil has allowed the protestant and catholic churches to flourish far too long. Without a devil to point their fingers at, religionists of the right hand path would have nothing at which to threaten their followers
If you do not believe in what your religion teaches, why continue to support a belief which is contradictory with your feelings. You would never vote for a person or issue you did not believe in.
So, if "evil" they have named us, evil we are-and so what! The satanic age is upon us! why not take advantage of it and LIVE!
CAN I GET A HAIL SATAN?
>>80380
I am wonderful..
I partied with yakuza and native americans last night.
No.80383
>>80382
man we go out to get this guy one fucking book and now this is what happens
No.80385
>>80383
LMFAO I CANT BUFDSAF I CANT BREATH LMFAOOO
MIKA I FUCKING LOVE YOU LMFAOO
No.80387
>>80381
It does not matter.
>>80382
I sincerely doubt this.
No.80388
>>80387
u can doubt it all you want but its true
t. ui's roommate
No.80389
>>80385
dont die on me, you still need to buy me some socks
No.80390
>>80389
IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU
A TICKET TO SOCK DREAMS?
No.80391
>>80384
you can't no history
>>80387
nothing actually does
No.80392
No.80393
>Doubts that I am deeply connected to bad people
>>80390
He already tried using me to get free stuff, and he won't put out.
watch out
No.80396
>>80393
ui is the most non-scariest scariest person ever tbh
i dont even want to fuck mika but he better let me see him in the thigh highs i buy him man
No.80397
>>80375
I'm not an anime tumblr girl…