YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
No.80732
WATCH THE VIDEO THUMBNAIL. LOOK AT HOW STRONG I AM.
Also here's a song describing how I feel.
I need to express myself somehow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9d164fwsSA
No.80734
First for being pretty tough
No.80736
>>80734
Also someone light a candle and make some tea we might have visitors
why do we have a reddit?
No.80737
>>80734
You're are pretty tough.
>>80735
No.80738
No.80739
First for being tougher than Senti.
No.80740
>>80736
>reddit
We have a reddit?
No.80742
>>80732
>she's dead in the rift when you're doing this
No.80743
>>80740
yeahhh, I kindof wish we didn't because it makes us look less attractive when I tell people to google "lewd circlejerk"
>>80739
Too bad you're like sixth
No.80744
>>80742
She has been rehired! I hate this mission btw. Fucking phantasms.
>>80741
No.80745
>>80736
mayaka made it ironically when we weren't sure if erin was gonna make a new site or we were gonna tough out the beta.
No.80746
>>80743
I'm still the first to be tougher than you in this thread.
No.80749
http://connectcast.tv/MajorKoko
If anyone is bored join me and Burtorino
No.80750
tonight is a drunk night! woo!
No.80751
File: 1453080802010.gif (450.02 KB, 350x432, 175:216, holo listening to alice in….gif)
No.80754
>>80752
Awawawawawawawawa!
>>80753
Awawawawawawawwwwa
No.80755
Xanax is the best thing to have been created by man. I feel elated.
No.80756
>>80720
yeah, I do what I want.
>>80722
I guess I could save more of her, but I've never shot a FAL before, I don't have the same appreciation for her as for smaller rifles, and she doesn't play much of a role in the show or the mangas.
No.80757
No.80758
>>80755
Benzos eat away at your liffffeee.
No.80759
>>80758
Heh, but they taste great.
No.80760
>>80754
OARARARARARARARARA
No.80762
>>80760
I thought you were playing a vidyagame. I'll join you tomorrow! I'm kinda riding something while listening to sad music.
>>80761
No.80763
>>80762
This cold is making me wheezy.
No.80764
>>80756
Well if you don't want her, I'll add her to the side of things I appreciate.
>>80759
HERE WE GO
Drugs like that are for cowards, face your pain like a man! Be glad for the reminder pain gives us that we still live! Live your life to hurt! Pain is power! Retaliate! BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR PAIN! FEEL THE BURNING DEATH AND BRING IT UPON THOSE WHO THREATEN YOU! FIGHT! KILL! WIN!
自分もいつかは死ぬ。それを思い出すことは、失うものなど何もないということを気づかせてくれる最善の方法です! ! ! !
ＤＩＶＩＮＥ ＨＡＴＲＥＤ
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A
No.80766
>>80762
Oh :v( and that last part sounds..uh lewd but enjoy
No.80767
>>80763
>cold
You're lucky. Although it's like 60 degrees down in florida, it's rare to be cold. Florida is a fucking sauna when it's hot.
>>80765
>>80766
Riding the king's highway.
No.80768
>>80767
Odd name for a dildo
No.80770
File: 1453082025159.jpg (110.61 KB, 600x594, 100:99, 1e99f4bea4c82d9f7c8aee8ed2….jpg)
>>80767
I see..
>>80768
Straight fire!
No.80771
>>80767
Cold virus, I mean!
No.80772
>>80768
>>80770
It's not like thaaaat!
>>80771
Either one. Haha
No.80773
>>80772
I cant believe you like talking to me, bit and Canadian jfk while doing that, such a perv
No.80774
>>80757
I wanted corndogs, so I bought some.
>>80764
I'm sorry, I'm waiting for a canon P90 to show up in upotte
No.80775
File: 1453082440386.png (410.76 KB, 499x647, 499:647, shove it shove it shove it.png)
No.80776
>>80774
Uh well…
You P90phile.
No.80778
No.80780
>>80775
this dog has been locked in this room for like at least 5 hours, makes me sad
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/206928/
No.80781
No.80782
>>80776
what, where was she hidden?
I LOVE HER
I want all the cutie guns, and a thompson.
No.80783
>>80782
I'll stick with battle rifles and maybe the occasional little shooter, shame there were no shotguns.
No.80785
File: 1453083127448.jpg (190.35 KB, 1024x1448, 128:181, upotte____mossberg_m590a1_….jpg)
>>80783
not yet, but I can dream.
No.80786
>>80784
You're giving me an Ichiy-on trigger finger.
No.80788
>>80785
A man can certainly dream.
On another note, did you get any firearms training in the position you're in?
>>80787
No.80791
>>80788
no, but I plan to use my tuition assistance while I'm in to do gunsmithing courses, or I could make friends with the people in the armory and see about getting the military quals that carry over.
I only got to shoot a Beretta 9mm in basic.
No.80792
>>80732
yoooooooooooooooooooooo
No.80793
>>80791
Good luck with all that, I hope you get the training you require.
>>80789
No.80794
>>80793
I know enough that I can do my own work, or work for friends, but I would have to get certified to ever work on other peoples stuff, say at a gunshop, maybe one I own one day.
No.80795
>>80791
M16a4, M4 with M203 GL, M249, M240B AT4 and hand grenades. with breach and clear training, gas chamber, rappelling and combatives
Man Basic sucked but was fun as shit
>>80793
No.80796
the democratic debate is making me rage so fucking much
BLACK LIVES MATTER, THE REASON 1/3 BLACKS GO TO JAIL ONCE IN THEIR LIVES IS CAUSE OF RACISM!!!!!!
BAN ALL GUNS!!! FUCK THE 2ND AMENDMENT!! IT WAS ABOUT BEARS N SHEEIT
I AGREE COMPLETELY WITH YOU HILLARY
I AGREE COMPLETELY WITH YOU BERNIE
ITS A FUCKING HUGBOX
REEEEe
No.80797
>>80794
If you ever own a gunshop, I'll make an effort to stop-by it someday.
>>80795
That face is 100% you now.
>>80796
Well what the fuck else did you expect? Did you expect them to suddenly stop doing what they've been doing for a very long time now? I mean yeah it's pathetic, but it's not unexpected.
No.80798
>>80795
did you ever get OC sprayed?
I kinda want to volunteer for it, we did gas chamber and firefighting, and basic first aid, but I can and will qualify more than that.
No.80799
>>80796
then look at the republican side
you cant win
No.80800
>>80797
its just a fucking hugbox
they're not even fighting or debating
No.80801
>>80797
>>80798
Nah just gas. I got basic first aid as well Combat Life Saver
>>80800
FEEL THE BERN
No.80802
>>80800
Like I said, it's pathetic but expected.
>>80801
No.80804
>>80801
have fun getting all ur precious guns taken away lol
No.80805
>>80804
Im gonna vote for him so I can start a revolution
Just kidding NSA
No.80806
im stockpiling guns
i will be be prepared for the coming race war
No.80807
that's where the P90 was.
>>80797
I've really been thinking about it, and getting a class3 ffl, and holding some cleo guns.
>>80801
combat life saver sounds familiar, I otta start doing NKO's and qualifying everything I can.
No.80808
I forgot how fun gta v online is fun with friends
No.80809
>>80806
I already am, I got about 5000 rounds for about 8 different guns, and I keep buying more.
No.80810
>>80807
If you've thought it through, all that's left is to act!
>>80806
You will only need three at most if you're efficient.
>>80803
No.80811
>>80808
I forgot how fun your mom is with friends.
No.80812
>>80810
i have to arm my entire household though
No.80813
>>80807
its you know simple stuff to keep your battle buddies alive tourniquets, that whole jamming a thing in there throats to make sure they can breath, making sure they can breath if they get shot in chest. its basic comabt stuff as implied.
>>80810
No.80814
>>80808
I forgot how fun with friends
No.80815
>>80814
My friends forgot me and left me in a garbage can
No.80817
>>80810
after the military, I may buy or lease an old bank for cheaper insurance cause I can lock the guns in the vault, know a guy that did the same thing with his jewelry store.
>>80813
I really do love M14,
I did something like that, like 2 years ago.
No.80818
>>80812
That's on you, then.
>>80813
>>80815
Did not.
>>80817
Damn, a whole Bank Vault? That sounds nuts but also effective and awesome.
No.80819
>>80816
can you come pick me up?
>>80817
I LOVE HER MORE!
You can have L1A1
No.80825
>>80818
it'd be so legit, it would work so well, and I could name the store based on the vault.
>>80819
I want all the guns, I love M14 so much my room mate used to call me M14 when I would spout off shitty puns.
No.80826
>>80824
i added gay shit to it and its still burny and i can't chug it like anime girls do
No.80827
>>80826
dont be a pussy
get nice and drunk, i wanna be able to take advantage of you when ur drunk
No.80828
>>80827
pfft i like am not wasted but how long does it take to down a whole bottle of vodka
No.80829
>>80811
She's dead
>>80814
I love you
No.80830
>>80825
SHES MINE ALL MINE!
No.80831
>>80829
You best be joking.
No.80832
>>80820
Do you eat bento, Burt-o?
>>80825
"The Firearms Vault" or something?
>>80828
You open your throat and chug, that's all there is to it. Real men can take the pain. Thanks to our friend over there I've invested in some Everclear for next weekend, even.
>>80827
I don't think you could take advantage of even a garden hose, never mind some other fuccboi.
No.80833
>>80832
i'd vomit though fam
No.80834
>>80832
ehehe you might be surprised
No.80835
>>80832
I am not a nip or a weeb so no
I bet he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
No.80836
>>80834
my drunk guard is too pro, you better at least cuddle my ass after
No.80838
>>80833
Then I guess you will have to take it slowly, buddy boy.
>>80834
I doubt it, with you it seems like what was sexually prohibited to you became your obsession in which you pursue online without merit. I could go on, but you'll have the suck that golf ball through that garden hose first.
>>80835
Bento isn't that bad, also damn right.
No.80839
>>80830
not if I buy her first.
>>80832
something cool like that, or the Armageddon bunker or something like that.
No.80841
>>80838
ITS BAD! its full of rice and fish and wasabi and weeb stuff
>>80839
You are not allowed to flaunt my raifu in front of my face I wont allow it M14 is mine always
>>80840
i hate you meanie goodnight
No.80842
>>80840
noooo i'm too drunk
night
No.80843
>>80836
of course i would!
>>80838
youre not wrong
No.80844
I forgot I had this image before but I lost it.
>>80841
I won't, you may see her in family photo's or teardowns.
No.80848
>>80847
Nigger you better be.
No.80851
things ive learned from portland tinder
the #1 profession for females is barista, which is a VERY honourable position and not just a fancy name for a low iq dame who makes coffee
hobbies include netflix and intersectional feminism(?!?!?!!?!)
favourite drink: coffee
favourite food: pizza
favourite animal: kittens
how do i find a redpilled girl who also wants trap dick?
No.80852
>>80843
you better throatfuck me hard then!
No.80853
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>>80850
I don't tend to take pictures of teardowns anyway, but I was thinking about starting it.
No.80854
>>80851
you dont
hello???
>>80852
no you get to throatfuck me
No.80855
>>80839
With that, it's almost a conspiracist's wet dream.
>>80841
Different tastes, I guess.
>>80843
Then why pursue an acknowledged obsession? Also pic related is for you.
>>80851
Protip: You won't.
>>80853
Don't do it, he'll implode.
>>80854
>>80852
Both of you are headed for one if this doesn't stop.
No.80856
>>80854
i'm drunk though
if i throatfuck you i'm making you wear a collar and get a vibrator up your butt you dig?
No.80858
omg i just made the BEST "i have no real food left" pasta sauce
2 table spoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
simmer together into a roux
add a teaspoon of chinese curry sauce powder
add 2 teaspoons dried pasta cheese (parmesan knockoff shit)
simmer
add 200ml water and a splash of milk
simmer
add 3 pinches MSG, 2 pinches salt, 3 pinches pepper
simmer further
pour over pasta
sprinkle on more dried cheese
No.80859
File: 1453087774492.jpg (388.73 KB, 600x686, 300:343, 70d65eeecff668aa69de765f11….jpg)
I KNOW YOURE LURKING GET BACK ON!!
No.80860
>>80855
you making any sense
>>80856
that sounds like fun
No.80863
SENTI BECOME MY TEACHER!!!
No.80864
>>80860
girlyboyslut can't even properly take advantage of someone…
i'll get a nice thick strapon to fuck you hard with then!
No.80865
>>80860
I'm making perfect sense, do you lack the mental prowess to process it? If not, I'm really beginning to see how your life choices are allowed to continue. By all means; I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just curious now.
>>80864
This is sad!
>>80861
No.80866
>>80864
just use your cock silly!
No.80867
>>80862
its never me people want…
No.80870
anywho, I'm off to bed, night guizz.
>>80855
I know it, it'd be fun.
and the teardowns thing, if I did one for a proper cleaning and adjustment I would take pics just for burt.
>>80857
not because of you or M14, just because I don't have enough pics of my pretty guns.
No.80871
>>80865
>>80866
oh yeah…
my dick isn't big enough to tear your throat to pieces though
i wanna see you bleed
No.80872
>>80867
I wanted you to watch lain you baka, so that counts
>80869
No.80873
>>80871
not big enough? how big is it then?
No.80874
>>80873
that is private information mister, nothing to laugh at though
No.80875
>>80867
But I've been talking to you all day!
>>80870
Sleep well pal.
>>80871
Don't fuck with me bitch boy, I'd tear you in half with my girth. Now go try to dominate those lesser than even you.
No.80876
>>80869
Nuh uh dont lie
>>80870
why not?
>>80872
>>80875
Oh well ummm I meant on here!
No.80877
I wonder what it could mean…
Good night x2.
No.80878
>>80855
RED PILLED GIRLS IN PORTLAND????
HELLO?!?!!?!?!?
>>80855
this SUCKS
how do i find redpilled girls to fill up
No.80879
>>80876
On here as well!
>>80878
You're not going to find any in Portland of all places.
No.80880
>>80877
Keep this up and im gonna stick to you, get back on noooooow!!!!!!!
No.80881
>>80875
no one ever lets me top…
No.80882
>>80879
i mean if they're a femnist or w/e but they have no backbone and just let anyone with charisma walk over them that's fine.. but i dont want some bitch going crazy on me after i get bored of them
none of these people look like potential friends
No.80883
>>80881
Consider the sub life, or just don't be an overly-sexual degenerate. Both are viable!
No.80884
>>80883
but when i'm drunk
dick is like
'yo brain fuck you lemme take over for a little bit'
and brain is dead
so yeah
No.80885
believe in me
and you will see
that i'm your star
shining on your way
the darkest room
the deepest night
and i will give you light
forever there, to hold your hand
even in the end
the darkest room
the deepest night
and i will give u light
it's no matter where you are
forever i will be your star
believe in me and you will see
that you can fly if you feel free
No.80886
>>80882
I think you answered yourself, there is nothing to be fucked in Portland (without strings and traps attached (not the kind you want)).
You also might enjoy this image.
No.80887
I think I want to kiss bits tummy
No.80888
>>80884
Perhaps you'd be best behaving less sexually when drunk then, even if that means self-isolation.
No.80889
ugh man this is so gay… fucking liberal douchebags man
ill be back later
>>80886
hol up…..
WE WUZ
KANGS
N
SHIEET?
No.80891
>>80890
What the fuck is this show.
No.80896
>>80894
Everyone's mom forced them to sunday night church. We got a pretty cool bunch here.
No.80897
recent pic of me guys..
what do you think?
No.80898
>tfw you help someone cum on steam
the feeling is nice knowing you helped someone cummy
if i were given the option to become a real life semen demon i would totally take it
>>80897
3d so i have no opinion
No.80900
>>80897
Shame we can't make you great again.
No.80901
>>80900
i am great you nigger
>>80899
are u a queer or something wtf
>>80898
>pathetic virgin nerd alert
LOL
No.80903
Let's make Americuh great again!
yeee
No.80904
>>80902
1. mom lets me go out after dark
2. i got a girl to kiss me last year(on the cheek… not the mouth)
3. i ride a skateboard to school(so what?)
4. im bi… deal with it
5. im a barista
6. i love watching netflix
7. teegan and sara is my FAAAV band <3333 ^_^
8. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
10. i won spelling be in middle school :
No.80905
>>80903
>he's absolutely wrong on this
wow great comeback dude
No.80906
>>80898
Ahaha what the fuck who even says cummy?
No.80907
>>80898
its a good feel
even better to cum along with them
No.80908
>>80904
>10. i won spelling be in middle school :
your shitposts are always masterful, mayaka
never stop
No.80911
>>80907
>tfw no erp partner to lewd around with on a regular basis
>tfw mom asks what im doing with all the coconut oil
>tfw no cuddle buddyy
reee
No.80912
>>80911
>>tfw no erp partner to lewd around with on a regular basis
where are you right now?????
No.80914
Night time /lewd/ is weird….
No.80915
>>80911
for a second i thought this was toodles and i nearly had a fucking stroke
No.80918
>>80917
>>80916
whats going on here??
No.80919
>>80916
>>80917
Yeah. If you want.
No.80920
>>80919
For the wolf girl.
>>80918
More will appear over time, this is just phase 1.
No.80921
>>80918
What do you mean?
>>80919
what?
No.80922
File: 1453095728079.gif (1020.21 KB, 500x281, 500:281, its too bad you're married….gif)
No.80923
>>80922
Eat the apple you slut!
No.80924
>>80923
I'm gonna eat the apple because I want to eat it.
No.80927
File: 1453095979656.jpg (164.67 KB, 450x628, 225:314, f0373000848c625c5ce287b2c6….jpg)
No.80928
>>80925
>>80926
I'm going to freak your lily white ass!!
No.80929
>>80928
I dont have a lily white ass
No.80931
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I got 292 of these videos to post
No.80933
>>80928
I can't think of anything more impossible.
No.80934
>>80931
give me a playlist this makes me happy
No.80935
>>80918
Do you still live with your friend?
No.80940
does anyone here have experience with prostate masssagers? any reccomendations?
im tempted to order one..
No.80941
We have captured brat from the chans. We have enslaved him and are keeping him hostage here. If he leaves, shoot him.
No.80943
>>80935
i live with my housewife and this person is my roommate and pays me rent cause im a capitalist pig dog
>>80939
STOP FUCKING PLAYING THIS SHIT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE USING YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES I CAN STILL HEAR IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU
I HATE DOGS SO MUCH
FUCK
No.80944
No.80945
File: 1453096882342.jpg (330.63 KB, 1199x902, 109:82, ss (2016-01-17 at 10.00.33….jpg)
im going to kill that little fucking pooch man
No.80949
ui please host one of ur really popular synchtube rooms and just only have these videos playing
No.80950
When is the best time of the day for a new person to say hello
No.80951
>>80950
REEE REEE
REEEEEEEEEREEEREEEREEEREEEREEEREEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.80954
>>80950
Hi welcome newfriend, how are you?
No.80955
>>80950
>>80952
jk….
ANIMUS GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HUNGER GAMES FAGGOTS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
ANIMUS GET THE FUCK OUT
LEWD FOR LEWD POSTERS ONLY
GET THE FUCK OUT
No.80956
Noun im going to steal all your newfags
No.80957
>>80952
>women don't want men content focusing on things besides women
i am shocked
No.80958
shut the fuck up mayaka you whore
No.80959
>>80941
It's not that easy.
No.80960
>>80958
shut the fuck up animus cancer fat fuck
neck yourself NOW
No.80961
>>80951
I have frogs hopping around in my two acres of backyard. Sometimes I catch them and then I let them go.
>>80952
Hey mayaka: the one who got away
>>80953
Hello! I hope your night is spent well, in the company of friends.
No.80962
File: 1453097281813.jpg (714.52 KB, 1200x847, 1200:847, 646330a15bcffdc5805e0c6166….jpg)
>>80957
accept my steammmm:(
No.80963
>>80956
Just don't abuse them. Make sure to treat them well.
No.80964
>>80959
that vector makes me really sad, it looks so lifeless so I try not to use it
No.80965
>>80961
WHO???????????????
No.80966
>>80956
i'll ddoss the shit outta animus
No.80967
>>80961
I dont have any friends
No.80968
>>80960
get out of here, your like 19.
>>80963
I wont, I cant promise others wont
No.80969
>>80962
I don't add randos you gotta tell me these things. Send me a new invite.
No.80970
>>80966
Sure you will, let me just hand you a guide to start the leet internet hacking
No.80971
>>80965
I am the ghost of steam threads' past
>>80967
You have grown an impressive mustache despite being a pre-pubescent Japanese girl, life can only get better
No.80972
>>80968
>tfw 20
We age discriminating now? :C
No.80973
BOARD WAR NOW
DDOS ANIMUS 2016
BOARD WAR NOW
DDOS ANIMUS 2016
BOARD WAR NOW
DDOS ANIMUS 2016
MAKE /lewd/ GREAT AGAIN
>>80968
yeah im actually older than most of the people here… so technically ur an OLD FART
also please dont disrespect a mod… i have the FULL AUTHORITY of the law behind me.. i can do whatever i want to you and you cant do a thing cause im a mod…. what are you gonna do? tattle on me?? try me you fucking whore, i have the entire backing of the state behind me.. im invincible
No.80974
>>80971
Its cause I am evil
No.80976
>tfw the new poster ignored me
I guess I can go die in my sleep now.
No.80977
IF I GET ONE MORE FUCKING RETARDED BITCH ON TINDER SAYING SHE'S A FUCKING BARISTA IM GOING TO FUCKING GO TO A STARBUCKS AND START A FUCKING FIREFIGHT
THIS
IS
NOT
A
JOKE
No.80978
>>80976
I'll come tuck you in if you want.
No.80979
>>80971
sorry, but you have to post butt in order to post here
its in the rules, ask noun
and im the official /lewd/ butt inspector
you are allowed to make an appeal however, and post dick instead
No.80981
>>80974
What is the most evil thing you've done in the past week?
>>80975
Yeah, you did. And I knew you, too!
I'm glad you're happy with your housewife
Although it does give me pains
No.80982
>>80972
DUDE WHAT
no way.
no its when people act like they're age.
like dumbass mayaka
should honestly rethink about moding that baka.
>>80973
>I cant do a thing cause your mod
Oh boy you do not want me to must this site.
I wont since I like noun but holy shit you are terrible at your job. you leave CP ads for hours at end, my mods get on the asap.
No.80983
i like how all these fucking retards are minimum wage slaves
why are women so inept at making money?
No.80984
>>80964
She looks like a kid who doesn't understand what she's doing, but is trying to look serious anyways. Like if you just walked away she'd be lost. It's really cute to me. /autism
>tfw will never be a dad raising a daughter to be queen of the world
>>80973
It's a silly mayaka, but I have no quarrel with it.
>>80976
No.80985
>>80983
Says a woman who makes no money.
No.80986
>>80983
its funny because you dont have a job
No.80987
>>80979
This. If you don't post your butt then go home.
>>80982
Mayak……. services me………………………. x3
No.80988
>>80987
you should be ashamed of yourself.
No.80989
Good morning!
My boss will understand if I call and say I'm too lazy to work, right?
>>80976
Protip: If you're gonna die anyway, strangle yourself to death while fapping instead! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity! I'd rather you didn't, though!
No.80990
>>80981
Stole someones identity
No.80991
>>80982
I AM ABOVE THE LAW BECAUSE I AM A MOD. I AM UNTOUCHABLE. I HAVE THE FULL POWER OF HOTWHEELS BEHIND ME. IM UNTOUCHABLE
I CAN DO
WHATEVER
I
WANT
BITCH
>>80981
gimmie a hint
>>80985
i actually make 200$ a month.. and will be making 14$ an hour soon probably
wrote a really good cover letter and they're really interested and want an interview i guess??? gotta get over this flu first
>>80986
im a landlord for all intents and purposes.. at least thats what it says on my tinder
gets me all the poor bitches man
No.80992
>>80988
>mfw a two bit dame tries to disrespect a MAN
LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU FUCKING WHORE
No.80993
>>80991
you put landlord on there…?
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
im fucking dying
No.80994
>>80988
I'm meme'in ya! Anyways, I should go to bed for real. I'm having a bad reaction to this xanax. Good night!
>>80989
Would you rathe I live so I can abuse you more ?
No.80995
>>80990
Tell me the story
>>80991
I'd rather not
I still like you tho!
No.80996
>>80991
>landlord
o im laffin
No.80997
>>80991
yeah uhuh
that worked out well last time
>>80994
you actually fooled me, jesus gave me a scary.
No.80998
I want to Wad in your mouth
No.80999
>>80984
>tfw will never be a dad raising a daughter to be queen of the world
where do you even acquire that feel?
why are there so many people willing to go watch men button mash in a theater
No.81000
>>80994
nigger i need some xannies
i wanna sleep through this tonsilitus off :(
ill be good tomorrow though i think :D
>>80995
dude im gonna be 100% honest with you, if you were a /sft/ person i probably do not remember who you were
so chances are if you tell me i wont even remember who tf u are
so pls tell me who u r
>>80997
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
No.81001
>>81000
thats funny coming from you, what are you 250?
No.81002
>>80994
You barely ever abuse me, though! But goodnight anyway!
No.81004
>>80994
I am gonna abuse you
>>80995
I stole all there images and put mustaches on them.
No.81005
No.81006
>>81003
you do eat like a pig though
No.81007
>>81006
what was that?
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
No.81008
>>81003
good one, i've seen your picture. no way in hell you're below 200.
No.81010
>>81007
I ain't denying it, I eat too much.
No.81011
>>80999
Dad feels started when I was about 18, and they've been on and off. Not really present anymore but things like that can remind me.
And I really don't know. I can't standing watching things, I'd rather do them so I can barely even get around to watching anime.
No.81012
>>81008
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
OINK
FATTIE ALERT
FATTIE ALERT
FATTIE ALERT
I KNOW MY TUMMY SAYS IM FULL BUT I WANT MOREE!!!!! MORE!!!!!!
FAT
FAT
FAT
FAT
FAT
FAT
No.81013
>>81012
atleast you know what you are
No.81014
>>81000
Nah, I know you from another board entirely than /v/
>>81004
I think I might do the same thing sometimes
I have impeccable taste, though, and post Wad
No.81015
>>81013
yeah i know.. im 250 sorry for the lies guys….
I AM DA BIGGEST
SO I AM DA BOSS
ME BIGGGG!!!!!
No.81016
>>81008
shes pretty short…
and not actually that chubby
No.81017
Off to be the littlest capitalist!
No.81019
>>81015
well rip
>>81016
fuck off
but seriously she'd have to be like…5'0 and below
No.81021
>>80977
stop hooking up with girls you filthy dyke
No.81022
>>81020
cake and whiskey and insurgency I work in the morning wtf
No.81023
>>81014
Don't steal my idea!
No.81024
>>81019
im like 5'11 so shes 5'2 maybe?
No.81025
>>81021
She isn't, she doesn't have a car and is too scared to drive anyway. She does it to feed her ego.
No.81027
>>81026
I didn't mean to reply to you it just happened
No.81028
>>81024
ehhh? the shorter you are the less you have to weight.
someone 5'2 should be about…135? ish
No.81029
I can't fucking sleep im wiggin out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm hot then im cold and it feels like im sweatinnng
No.81030
>>81025
fucking disgusting.
No.81032
>>81027
You shouldn't do that
No.81033
>>81028
yeah thats like how much i weigh lmao
No.81034
>>81029
you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no
No.81035
>>81029
stop doing drugs!! of any kind. usually the source in my experience.
>>81032
what is this mustache biz
No.81036
>>81029
Write up a will real quick saying I get your …uh …You have nothing I want.
No.81038
>>81035
I am evil I have a mustache, what is there to know?
No.81039
>>81037
not much
im naturally skinny, and i eat fairly healthy, and not that much
No.81040
>>81029
pffft hahahaha should've gotten wasted
No.81041
Cold thing inspecting cooling device
No.81042
>>81039
i'd say your a bit under weight but, it isnt killing you
No.81043
>>81040
He'd be worse-off that way, kinda like this guy in webm related.
No.81044
haha haters trying to act better than me… stop your gross fat shaming.. its 2016 friends…. be body postiive u can be healthy at any weight…
fucking bigots…
>>81025
we have a thing called public transport here
and yeah i do hook up with girls
u jelly fam? dude.. i get SO much pussy dude
>>81033
im 5'4 or 5'5
No.81045
holy shit dressing up like that made me sweat so fucking much i had to open up a window
No.81046
>>81029
Then get back on :^)
No.81047
>>81044
>responding to my obvious bait with a horribly unbecoming pic
troll'd
No.81048
>>81047
dude i didnt know you were this autistic
i feel REALLY bad for you man
it must be hell to have to live your life like that not being able to understand satire sarcasm or irony
No.81049
>>81042
im actually closer to 140 usually so yeah, im prolly good
>>81047
you dont understand how this works
No.81050
>>81048
>>81049
I was saying that I got trolled
No.81051
>>81049
mika.. remember when we was all hanging out and talking about like going to a con and dressing up in the most CRINGEIEST ways aand pretending we were a podcast and shit
thats prototype for my outfit
what do u think?
im gonna go to goodwill and get some better stuff.. saw a lot of "trendy urban gals" at goodwill when i went to get my computer chair so i think its the best place to go
once i get my first check i think ill take like everyone out to good will and we can pick out the most cringiest fucking outfits so we all look like autistic retards
No.81053
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>81051
do u think i could pull off the sickest double combo of trenchcoat + fedora and rainbow thigh-highs + short skirt?
No.81054
>>81051
Get this on a t-shirt and go
No.81055
No.81057
No.81058
>>81053
wouldnt the trenchcoat cover the skirt and thigh highs?
one of us needs to like put their jeans up to their fucking chest
>>81055
what are ur cosplay plans?
>>81054
P O R T L A N D
W
H
E
N
?
?
?
?
No.81060
>>81058
not if i dont button it up
No.81061
>>81058
Women's trenchcoats don't go to the knees, longest is mid thigh.
No.81065
>>81060
lmfao gr8 idea
we'll have to do a test run and see what that would look like
>>81061
why do u assume mika would get a womans one… hes a boy dude
sexist pig?
No.81067
>>81064
i am confused
>>81063
did you end up becoming girl and getting fucked by dude
No.81069
>>81065
Sorry for assuming you'd want a women's trench coat with a skirt and thigh highs.
No.81070
>>81066
Hi myka dood
>>81067
Uhm, what?
No.81071
>>81058
I'm too poor to travel
No.81072
>>81070
so how i understand
you are trap no?
did you end up getting surgery?
No.81074
>>81069
u really just dont understand comedy man….
>>81071
how much is a bus ticket from seattle to portland?
i have like 100$ right now from my vassal
u got anywhere to be?
>>81068
u gotta think man
No.81075
>>81074
It would cost 30 in gas
No.81076
>>81074
it's like 15-30, I can pay my way eventually
I just wanna have some fun stuff first.
No.81077
>>81074
What are you talking about, I love slap stick and puns. I watch the Three Stooges all the time.
No.81078
>>81074
What's going on in Portland exactly?
No.81079
>>81075
R O A D T R I P ? !
ill pay for gas i wanna see seattle nigger
>>81076
dude 30$ is fucking nothing, what do u mean u wanna have some fun
>>81077
hey man.. you do you :)
No.81080
>>81079
how many /lewd/ people are down there?
No.81081
>>81072
No surgery, and no trapping, I'm a slutty maid.
>>81073
Alright, how's "evil" Kyoko?
No.81082
No.81083
>>81078
its where miraculously like 1/3 of the people on /lewd/ live and we hang out on a semi-regular basis
not much else to explain fam
No.81084
>>81081
I am pretty good
Post some pick as a maid! I have a dirty mind that needs cleaning.
No.81085
>>81080
uh… well we got me… alison who i guess counts now since she posts regularly….
ui who is my roommate….
mika…..
and chijo (i dont know where he is man i think hes mia or something… kinda worried?)
No.81086
>>81083
I could visit sometime, I actually went there last year for some expo.
No.81087
>miraculously Portland, Oregon is a Center of Degeneration
No.81088
>>81084
Picks?
Kyoko never wanted me to cam for him, do you want it instead?
No.81089
>>81081
you vaccuum clean penises then!
ahueheuheuhuehfuheuheuf am too drunk
No.81090
>>81086
where u live?
portland may be a city full of retarded, yuppy, barista, university kids who think they're the SMARTEST kids on the planet.. but that makes it a great place for dicking around
No.81091
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this thread is so long and big
No.81092
>>81088
I like the sound of that
No.81093
This cunt went around fucking breaking everything.
No.81094
>>81091
like u're moms poopy cock
No.81095
>>81085
Well maybe sometime soon, I'm still trying to catch up with my shit.
I'm going to bed now lewds, nighitnignigggt
No.81096
>>81090
I just got back from Tokyo, so I'm a little north of you.
>>81092
Proof that you're lewd.
No.81097
>>81089
Uhm, drink some water and lay down, I think its about time.
>>81092
But I'm a boy…
No.81098
>>81079
find a con that happens in seattle. a lot happen up there
No.81100
>>81097
n
o
p
e
half a bottle of vodka baby, gotta build up that tolerance