No.81099
TRUMP 2016
TRUMP 2016
TRUMP 2016
No.81104
America needs to be the first for a meme president.
No.81105
>>81096
Maybe later
>>81097
Whats your point?
>>81102
I am the sexiest
No.81107
>>81100
What's the point of building up the tolerance?
No.81108
>>81098
i could but i cant pay for everyone if its soon… i need some time to save up monies
>>81096
u in OR or WA?
i assume WA since theres nothing really north of portland in oregon
No.81109
>>81107
so i can be like, the badass dude who drinks a bottle of vodka
and doesn't even get shitted up
No.81110
>>81109
That is not something to be proud of, and it's a waste of money.
Having a high tolerance doesn't make you cool.
No.81111
>>81100
It is time to put the bottle down, my friend.
>>81105
But that was the proof.
>>81108
Yeah up near Seattle, got back a week or so ago.
No.81112
>>81111
we can pick u up when we pick senti up
i think we're going to have a serious overcrowding problem though…
No.81114
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>>81110
true
hang it up now or never?
>>81111
there's so much left in this cup…
No.81115
>>81108
You need time to pay me back before I break them kneecaps kiddo
No.81117
I have to sleep now if anyone cares to join
No.81118
>>81112
Where are you all going?
>>81113
It was in the pudding all along.
>>81114
You are not required to drink it.
No.81119
>>81118
our apartment i guess
idk
maybe we wont have a tiny 2 bedroom by then
who knows
No.81120
>>81118
i have bad experiences with wasted shit though
No.81123
>>81119
What's going on when there?
>>81120
Not as bad as the experience you will get if you keep it up.
No.81124
>>81119
rain will prolly beat me up, make fun of my life choices, then rape me
im not sure if i want that
No.81125
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>>81123
this is high pitched shit
but i love myself more when i'm hungover?
No.81126
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>>81120
DRINK IT PUSSY
>>81123
idk man… we generally just get in the car and drive places and dick around… we got board games too and alcohol and a big flat screen tv and shit like that
lots of shit we can do
>>81124
>thinking a little 4'9 nip could harm you
dont be scared dude
No.81127
>>81122
He returns!
>>81124
Honestly I don't think I would need to rape you if I ever felt the need.
>>81125
I doubt it's worth it.
>>81126
Could be fun at some point.
Also I'm at least a foot taller than that you shit.
No.81128
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rolling down the streets of portland in ur 97 mercury grand marquis blaring this with all the windows down with ui's fucking huge subwoofer and 1000$ speakers
No.81129
>>81117
I'll be right in, sexy.
>>81109
I wish I had a low tolerance.
No.81130
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>>81126
i'mma die you shit i'm impresionable you dickk
>>81127
I come clean out of love with my lover
I still love her, loved her more
When she used to be sober and I was kinder
>>81129
you're cool even if your not drunk
No.81131
>>81127
i dont know what that means
you wouldnt need to if you felt the need?
or did you mean to say want to?
No.81132
>>81127
in japanese feet?
so ur like 5'2….
are u like the japanese version of this turk roach
>>81130
i already nearly killed clownpiece doing this, i need an actual death toll
No.81133
>>81127
At least someone cared i came back
>>81128
No.81134
>>81132
note: the little guys is 5'8
No.81135
>>81132
that little man fight
No.81137
>>81130
I don't quite understand, but you should quit drinking for the night.
>>81131
I meant it as in you'd probably just take it, can't say I care to at this point either.
>>81132
Nigger please.
>>81133
Always.
No.81138
i wanna start dressing like Cyrus
im gonna go to good will tomorrow and get an outfit like his
it will be glorious
No.81139
>>81132
i don't know
if i can dirnk more vodka
without blacking oout
>>81137
lyrics from modest mouse song
listen to lonesome crowded west isgreat
No.81140
>>81136
i don't know why i find this so cute
No.81141
>>81138
You're gonna look silly dressing like a Persian Emperor.
No.81143
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>>81141
IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A
B A D A S S
No.81144
tfw u wanna marathon trailer park boys again but ur gf hasnt seen it so you have to wait for her to get home to watch it
ALISON IF YOU'RE READING THIS
YOUR DAYS OFF ARE GOING TO BE
DESIGNATED
TRAILER PARK BOYS
DAYS
No.81145
>>81142
you're welcome you silly canadian
No.81147
>>81146
u like dig in ur bum lol wtf
No.81148
>>81147
my mouth aint a bum though I do spew shit some times :^)
Any way you are all the ones sucking not me
No.81149
>>81148
i have never sucked a penis wtf
No.81151
>>81149
There is a first time for everything ;)
No.81155
dead thread? dead thread
i should probably go to sleep because i have to get up early to go draw naked people
No.81156
>wake up at 6pm because i'm a pro at waking up early
>it's 1am
>work in 6 hours
>can't sleep
I win at life
Hello /lewd/
No.81157
>>81156
lol you should've been at black people day
No.81159
cp in catalog
mods do you jobs
>>81149
im gonna dress as girugamesh at the con we go to
No.81160
No.81161
>>81157
It's a fake holiday, my employer doesn't recognize african americans as people
>>81158
Hi renz, long time no see buddy, how you been?
>>81159
mods=fags
No.81162
>>81159
also
>Semen
Best answer probably
No.81163
>>81161
fake holidays best holidays
No.81164
>>81160
Sup.
>>81161
Hey Dunsel!
No.81165
>>81163
My little sister gets MLK day off from school, and I told her she only gets to stay home if she can recite the "I have a dream" speech
She's halfway through it, we'll see how she does
>>81164
Hi friend, what are you up to this fine day?
No.81166
>>81165
Cleaning on my room. Playing video games.
And other "stuff"
No.81167
>>81161
Hi dunsel, not much really dude. I guess I'm thinking about waking up stuff after getting wasted last night.
>>81164
Not much at all, possibly java in a bit (Indonesian or something for coffee I don't really care). You?
No.81168
No.81169
>>81167
Just chilling, i just woke up.
No.81170
>>81166
Whatcha playan?
Is "other stuff" lewd stuff? I bet it is
>>81167
Getting wasted is fun though! Nice to see ya around though, I'm not around so much any more since I started working. Sucks, but I like making money so I deal with it
>>81168
Agreed. Hello Spicy! I've seen you post a couple times, nice to meet ya
No.81171
>>81165
gaylord i had to memorize speeches they suck
No.81172
>>81171
I'm good at memorizing things, since I play guitar (and it's mostly memorization)
Speeches do suck though
No.81173
>>81169
Same. Can't even be asked to go to the trouble of warming liquid. Sleep fine?
>>81170
Can't say we haven't all missed you dearly. I'm just no good at planning it seems. Where's your other buddy.
My voice is getting raspier though.
No.81174
>>81170
Well i'm not playing anything at the moment.
And yeah. lewd stuff.
No.81175
Insurgency ww2 mod hates the Americans…
No.81176
>>81173
Yeah i've been sleeping good.
No.81177
>>81173
I missed everyone, as well, in my absence! So much…
Who do you mean by "other buddy?"
>>81174
>mfw I was right
Make sure you take pics for me
No.81178
>>81175
Hi Sleepen! How are you today, cutestuff?
No.81179
>tfw Kyoko joins you in bed
No.81180
>>81178
DUNSEL!!!
I'm doing good, just getting beat up by some Nazis.
What about you?
No.81181
>>81179
>Evil Kyoko
Just like in my Japanese Animes…
No.81182
>>81177
Hmm… I don't know about that.
No.81183
>>81181
Gotta go back to sleep but this wont be the last you see of Evil Kyoko!
No.81184
>>81180
I'm far too awake, when I really should be asleep, since I work in 5 hours, but I'm alright! About to make something to eat
Tell those Nazis to behave, or I'll come down there and beat them up for you!
>>81182
Well, fine… It was worth a try, though
>>81183
I should hope you'd stick around!
Good night, then, Evil Kyoko!
No.81185
>>81177
I mean I missed you too, but that would be the given.
I suppose 'other buddy' would qualify as 'no conceivable alternatives' such as ClownPiece or even Noun.
Guess that's what I meant.
>>81176
I've been wanting for more but I'm trying not to butcher it.
No.81186
>>81184
I've been trying to tell them that all night!
They keep shooting at me though!
Dunsel the working man..
Any reason why you can't sleep?
No.81187
>>81185
Ah! Well I don't talk to clown that much these days, Noun is probably sleeping or something lame like that
It's just me! I fly solo
>>81186
I can't sleep because I slept all day after getting a little drunk, and didn't set any alarms like a dumb-dumb
Woke up around 6pm, and it's only 2am now, so… work is going to be a little rough, I bet, but I can manage! I'm a survivor
No.81188
>>81187
I believe Dunsel!
What are you gonna do to pass the time though?
No.81189
>>81179
Funny enough!
>>81187
You're setting me up for some kind of wingman joke aren't you I can just sense it… Well, in advance I'd like to remind you of time zones and that they exist.
Flying solo can be dangerous! At least you don't mind me dropping names. Or do you?
No.81190
>>81188
Same thing I always do, bother the people who are on /lewd/
I might play this game I got, Citizens of Earth, a neat little flash-looking game that is like a love-letter to the Mother games
Simple RPG game, but it's adorable how much it's inspired by the Mother series
What about you? Whatcha up to?
No.81191
>>81184
I'm just too lazy to do it tbh.
No.81192
>>81190
You can't bother anyone here!
We all love your company!
I'm playing ww2 insurgency mod, and I think Burt is gonna play a little too.
It's really fun!
I haven't played that game, but I'll look into it after!
Shame I don't have a Dunsel battle buddy though… :c
No.81193
Chiming into unfamiliar boards is just as rewarding as it can be daunting.
Would just like to state this in Dunsel's presence.
And cherub, why are you hiding your flag dude.
No.81194
>>81189
You can be my wingman any day!
I don't mind, no
>>81191
Laziness gets you nowhere…
I'll teach you how to always be full of pep and vigor, like myself!
Buy my Informational DVD set, for only 3 easy payments of $79.99
>>81192
Of course, and I love everyone's company!
Sounds fun, I'd install it on my computer but I don't run it so good! I'm looking into upgrading some parts to increase the amount of games I can play, though
One day soon we'll be the best of Battle Buddies! Promise
No.81195
I talked to G the other day too. Seems to be busy with school related stuff.
No.81197
>>81194
I will wait for you Dunsel!
We need more battle buddies in the /lewd/ gaming sessions!
No.81198
>>81193
I know that feel, very well…
Glad to have you around, Renz, you're pretty much an OG around these parts, you know!
>>81195
G is very busy, I still talk to him on Steam occasionally. Poor guy needs a break!
No.81199
>>81196
I like your Jontron gifs! I hope you keep posting them
>>81197
Wait for me, Sleepen~
I'm also really enjoying how /lewd/ plays games together now (even if I can't always play, due to inferior tech)
I keep telling Noun we need to have a flavor-of-the-month game to play together each month, to keep things fresh
No.81200
>>81194
Set the controls for the heart of the sun! Y-you know.. Where it's all warm and no polar bears or penguins to greet you from below. G was mine and now he is no longer. It almost felt like I was actually in Hellsing.
>>81198
I don't want it going to my head as it's gone before. One can only become as lazy as is allowed. To the uninitiated at least.
No.81201
>>81199
Don't worry. this folder is precious to me.
It took me a very long time to find these.
No.81202
>>81199
We have been playing some insurgency/RO2 recently and it's been a lot of fun!
I'm always up for playing vidya with anyone from here, since it's always been so much fun.
How much are you planning to spend on an upgrade, can I ask?
No.81203
>>81200
I allow myself one(1) laziness day per week, otherwise things get a little out of hand
>>81201
It is precious data! Cherish it forever!
>>81202
Not TOO much, since I'm not making a whole lot of money…
Do you have any recommendations for a cheapskate vidya enthusiast?
Also "cheapskate" doesn't get auto-corrected, I didn't know that was a real word!
No.81205
>>81203
Hmm, I feel like I should just pull a Senti and say dorf fort, but that seems a little too obvious…
It's kinda hard to say, since most games require good hardware now, but getting an emulator is probably the best idea!
No.81206
>>81203
Considering your mood hm…. Do you have trouble getting loose? I know I do. For me it's:
(You)+audience=stage set
I'm just staring at my peach orchard right now thinking of why I didn't pick it apart at the right season.
No.81207
>>81203
Cheapskate is one of my favorite words.
No.81208
>>81205
I want to upgrade my grafix card but it's intimidating, due to the fact that I have zero knowledge of a computer's inner workings
I could just get off my figurative butt and google around until I get the information I need, but I like sitting down and complaining! It's easier!
>>81206
I imagine everyone in their underwear, it helps me ease up and let loose!
>>81207
My dad and I bond sometimes over calling flea market vendors cheapskates, when we fail to haggle with them successfully
No.81209
>>81208
Yeah, you will need to do some research, but I can always help you if you need it since I built my pc!
No.81210
No.81211
>>81209
I'm wondering actually how much it would cost if I built from scratch
How much did you spend? I would like to build my own, really; I feel I'd learn more starting from square one than trying to figure out what I can do with a pre-built
No.81214
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>>81211
I spent 2k on my rig and it's slutty beeeeeeef
No.81215
>>81208
I mean it doesn't have to be a clothing article thing. Plucking up the courage to clothe oneself in the mornings is a task within itself!
You've almost got me figured out.
No.81216
>>81210
Hello spider senpai, how are you today?
>>81212
>>81213
HMMM
No.81217
>>81211
Well I saved and spent a lot of money on mine, nearly £900, but that was overkill by a large margin!
My goal was to be able to play anything on max settings with good FPS though.
Depends on what you are looking for, you would be surprised by how much better you can get if you build it yourself, since you aren't paying for the working hours of the person building it for you!
My advice would be to look around, and figure out what you want it to be able to do.
No.81218
>>81210
Greetings spider. How goes?
No.81219
>>81216
not great, stupid things have gotten to me again and I added up removing some people I didn't talk to because of it
but I did remove someone who was just using me for his dirty wanks
>>81218
better then it did last night but still not really there yet, I gotta cook up afew things before they go off in my house and I need a cute boy to do it for me!
No.81222
>>81221
how's it going cherub?
No.81223
>>81219
Nice to hear. I think you were getting banned or something? What was that all about.
No.81224
>>81206
You have a peach orchard??
No.81225
>>81223
just mayaka being fucking awful as usual
No.81227
>>81224
Do three peach trees count? It might be the apple orchard I was thinking off. I definitely have one of those but not like right on my lawn or anything.
>>81225
Which one is mayaka? I thought it was a hater.
No.81228
>>81226
that's good at least
>>81227
mayaka is the one who does nothing but shitpost
No.81229
>getting random adds on my steam at 3am
>>81217
I just want to run on medium settings, minimum if I have to, and have modern games run decently enough to where I'm not fighting to get it to play smoothly
I'm not too interested in having the best graphics or running on max settings, I just wanna play without listening to my PC cry under the stress
>>81219
I'm sorry to hear that, friend. I fall victim to the same things, I'm here for you!
>>81220
I know your secret!
No.81230
>>81229
What secret? that I'm sleepy?
No.81231
>>81229
to cheer my self up I'm spending today naked and maybe tomorrow too
No.81232
>>81227
That's so cool is it hard taking care of them?
No.81233
>>81229
That probably wouldn't cost you a lot of money tbh, but I guess it's all relative to how much money you earn!
It will be a good day when Dunsel appears in a gaming session…
No.81236
>text message
>it's from my carrier
phew
No.81237
>>81228
In what world of plausible denyability does Maya shoop stuff?
No.81238
>>81230
That you're a wonderful person
AND I'M TELLING EVERYONE
>>81231
Well, that's one way to cheer yourself up, I suppose. Hope it works for you! I know it does for me
>>81233
I earn, uh… relatively little! But I don't have bills at this moment in time, so it's easy to save what little I do earn
>>81234
That is a faithful recreation of how my father and I act at flea-markets
No.81240
>>81237
dunno about that
>>81238
it's yet to
No.81241
>>81238
Everyone has to start somewhere!
You keep working and earning what you can, buy yourself something nice, and ensure you make your free time all the more pleasurable!
I'm gonna go to sleep now, since it's 10:15am and I haven't slept yet..
Take care of yourself Dunsel, and goodnight everyone! (Is it still goodnight when the sun is up? I don't think so…)
No.81242
>>81241
Night sleepen I'll miss you
No.81243
>>81241
hello and good bye cute stuffs
No.81244
>>81239
Pay me a sum of one-hundred thousand hugs and I will not release any of your secrets to the public!
>>81240
You need to get creative, then! Try being naked all day, while doing popular dance moves of the 80's!
No one can frown while doing the electric slide
>>81241
Thanks for the advice, friend! Good night, I hope you sleep well!
No.81245
>>81240
dunno about what, her abilities?
No.81246
>>81244
you just wanna see my junk dancing about
>>81245
his ability to piss me off?
he's skillful at it I'll tell ya that
No.81247
>>81244
Come and get them then
No.81248
>>81247
oops that was the orginal
No.81249
>>81235
no, no.. i'm totally a nerd
No.81250
>>81249
Want me to bully you?
No.81251
>>81246
Courierfag will piss you off way more efficiently if you're into getting pissed.
No.81252
>>81251
I haven't talk with courier in a long time
wonder how he's doing
No.81253
>>81250
well not really, but if it'll make you happy you can
No.81254
>>81246
I haven't seen your junk, so at this moment in time I couldn't say if I would want to see that or not
>>81248
I don't have any hug .gifs on this computer so just trust me when I say I'm hugging you!
No.81255
>>81252
Probably getting jacked in some street somewhere. Not really though, lets leave that can of worms to the side.
No.81256
>>81253
You smell nice and you have good taste in music and I think that you are just the single most cutest person I know and I want you in my life
>>81254
I am in the bath though
No.81257
>>81256
being lied to is the worst form of bullying…
No.81258
>>81257
I am sorry I will just leave I feel awful now
Dont worry you will never see evil kyoko again…
No.81259
>>81254
well alright
>>81255
last I talked with him properly he had gotten over being bipolar and shit
still a whore though
No.81260
Now that I figured out how to include subtitles in my webms I'm having too much fun making them.
No.81261
>>81259
What qualities does a whore exude to you?
No.81262
>>81257
I want to snuggle with you and hold you tight while kissing your neck and chest
No.81263
>>81261
he told me him self that he was because he liked being one which was fine didn't go after him all everyone else did though for it though
No.81265
>>81258
please don't leave me, i like being bullied!
No.81266
Its bed time for Evil Kyoko
She lived up to her name to well…
No.81267
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>>81262
but i… don't know anything aboutt you
>>81264
i'm sorry
>>81266
awww bye-bye
No.81268
>>81256
Cover yourself, then, so I can hug you!
>>81260
Please make more, I love them
No.81270
>>81267
Do you want to get to know each other?
No.81271
>>81263
He's no proper bitch is what I will say about him. He is a pianist you know.
>>81269
Hello there!
No.81272
>>81271
I kinda remember something like that, it's been a long time
No.81275
>>81272
Plays a mean piano. Hard to get out of your face kind of guy.
No.81276
>>81274
Alright you're going to add me here and we're gonna talk all the time and become best friends since youcome here at such late hours. http://steamcommunity.com/id/moecakes/
That and it's 6am I should try going back to sleep
No.81277
>>81273
I was just buckling up last night. Heh.
No.81278
>>81275
he was pretty cute
but eh was never really interested
No.81279
>>81277
what do you mean? like wearing a seat belt?
No.81280
>>81276
But I don't have a Steam account gomen
No.81282
>>81280
How disappointing. Make one and I'll make sure you won't regret it
No.81283
>>81278
I find he's improved vastly.
>>81279
In the front seat of all places.
No.81284
>>81283
you still friends/dating/bf/merried him like?
No.81286
>>81282
But I have no money
No.81287
>>81286
It's free you dummy. Plus I'll take care of you
No.81288
>>81287
I need to buy a game to chat with people on Steam, I think. I don't accept handouts… Also I don't see any Megaman games.
No.81289
>>81284
I feel we know him well enough by now. Courierfag.
>>81285
I'm not a mad man. I would be mad if I had airbags in my face though.
No.81290
>>81287
You better treat Ema nicely
I'm watching you
No.81291
>>81289
what does that mean?
No.81292
>>81267
I bought some donuts.
>>81268
I had to remake this one because the volume was too low.
No.81293
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>>81290
Save me, I'm scared
>>81292
M-may I have a donut?
No.81294
>>81291
Everything that should be well meant. I didn't want to discuss him. He's also filthy rich.
No.81295
>>81289
Airbags are fun though
No.81296
>>81293
Don't trust him.
Or anyone.
No.81297
>>81293
What kind of icing do you want?
No.81298
No.81299
>>81296
Him who? Can I trust you?
>>81297
Actually I like plain donuts don't laugh!
No.81300
>>81288
You don't need to no. Besides it's just to talk in private and some place other than here. No need to be scared ~
>>81290
now what do you think I'm going to do to him ?!
No.81302
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>>81300
Are you going to ERP with me…?
>>81301
But why not? Everyone seems really nice here.
No.81303
>>81292
Saved in my yuru folder
>>81293
You came to the right place, if you're looking for a knight in shining armor…
No.81304
>>81298
Jovial question. Knock yourself out and guess.
>>81295
Maybe you're thinking of funbags.
No.81305
>>81302
Everyone's got an agenda.
No.81307
>>81304
he's got a sugar daddy
a rich family member died and he got it all
he actually got a decent job
No.81308
>>81302
>>81302
I don't know, certainly not tonight I'm too tired to try anything. Probably flirting while casual conversation but if that leads to anything then what happens happens
No.81309
>>81305
I don't have one, I think. Well, I'm here to make friends I guess. Is that an agenda?
No.81310
>>81307
Saddening to be over-reliant but that's the first thing you'd say about anyone rich. Rude to awaken the dead for dosh.
No.81311
>>81300
Just make sure you play nice
>>81306
I'll protect you from anything that would hurt you, I promise
No.81312
>>81302
I am not nice, avoid me like the plague
>>81304
nope air bags
No.81313
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>>81308
You should sleep then, Moecake~
>>81311
Okay I'm going to stay by you from now on hehe.
>>81312
Ehh really? You're always nice to me though.
No.81314
>>81299
Plain donuts are delicious.
>>81303
Here's one for you.
No.81315
>>81309
Mr. Rager is our resident conspiracy theorist, it seems
Making friends counts as an agenda, but it's a good agenda! So let's be the best of friends
>>81312
Be quiet, Burt, you're wonderful
No.81316
>>81313
Have I? well you can ask anyone they will tell you how bad I am.
No.81317
>>81311
I always play nice you know this
>>81313
I don't knoww I have a lot of things to do
No.81318
>>81310
people who need money don't really care about the dead
although to be fair, why should they? they're dead, I know why because of their still living friends and family members wanting his image respected still
people are both silly and sentimental
No.81319
>>81315
I got an agender is my pants
wanna see?
No.81320
>>81314
Do you have one? May I have it? Please?
>>81315
Yay! I would love to be best friends with you
>>81316
Will you be bad to me…?
>>81317
you're making me blush and i feel so awkward and i don't know what to do anymore…
No.81321
>>81312
Is that a spoilered .webm?
>>81318
It's not as easy for everyone to be assuming when you don't really spend the time to get to know them. I agree on some points but I would still leave him out for his own good.
No.81322
>>81321
that's fair enough
you remember much of any of the other sft peeps?
No.81323
>>81320
All I want to do though is to make you my best friend and seduce you to where you'd letme snuggle you and kiss your neck, chest and tummy and teasing you in other places. What about that could make you blush ?
No.81324
>>81320
You dont want to be near me!
>>81321
No just 8chan being shit
No.81325
>>81320
I'll let you take a bite out of it before I eat the rest.
No.81326
>>81314
I love it! Thank you!
>>81319
I will have to pass, unfortunately!
>>81320
Then it's settled!
No.81327
>>81326
don't pass too much otherwise you'll run out of gas!
No.81328
I should go, I should go, I should go, I'm so embarrassed… Good bye all!
>>81323
oh my gosh, i'm not cut out for this sort of thinggg
>>81324
But you smell so good!
>>81325
Lol you're more evil than Evil Kyoko!
>>81326
Wait… you friendzoned me… :(
No.81329
No.81330
>>81328
It's ok my little pet I'll make sure you love every second of it
No.81331
>>81322
Sure I do. One could even say that we are all "reborn" there at one point or another. I know Rockso and Gropy and they know us. Not much else needs to be said as it's all thread history. You?
>>81324
Our "getting to know" gets are coming quietly I see. 8chan is allowed to be shit, it gets traffic! =D
>>81328
We never really became acquainted, but I guess Dunsel likes you so that's a huge OK in my book.
No.81333
>>81331
oh god rockso, did he OD? or clean his shit up?
I don't remember much other then bad times
No.81334
>>81331
> "getting to know" gets
You confuse me a lot with what you say I think I might have brain damage
No.81335
No.81336
No.81337
>>81330
>pet
That's not playing nice
>>81331
Renz, you're a cool cat!
No.81338
>>81337
I mean it as a term of endearment >>81336
Yes hi
No.81339
>>81338
huh, funny world we live in, how've you been?
No.81340
>>81333
Moe makes me smile like no other. This is a white lie. Of kinds.
>>81334
Could it be that you are the one? You're dropping mad quotes Burt I'm going to call you out and make you spill your beans!
>>81337
Oui, just had a look at my frozen peach orchard for your information. Let us bully Burt more.
No.81341
>>81339
I'm fine I've been off stupid shit for almost 3 years and work a comfy35k a year job and graduating soon wbu
No.81342
>>81340
What?
I am so confused right now…
No.81343
>>81340
huh, that's pleasant
>>81341
NEET with an income and my own flat!
not much of a the dream but it's something, glad you're doing well, gives me some hope
No.81344
>>81343
Far from well but better than before. Just keep on keeping on and block out the bullshit and you'll be fine
No.81345
>>81344
what's wrong like?
oh I try to and somewhat succeed at that
No.81346
Distilling time is a good hobby for myself.
>>81343
I'm not sure I follow.
No.81347
>>81346
you're happy with him right?
No.81348
>>81346
How do you distill time? Teach me your ways
No.81349
>>81342
You should be. Confusing times we live in.
No.81350
>>81348
You start off by stomping alot of grapes in boots.
No.81351
>>81350
Sounds exhausting, I'll leave it to you!
No.81352
>>81351
You actually start off by cutting vines first, would you like to leave that to me as well since I messed up?
No.81353
No.81354
>>81353
oh well
could always move in with me~
No.81355
>>81352
Maybe we should call someone who is more knowledgeable than us, in this matter…
>>81354
Caught in the spider's web! What a way to go~
No.81356
>>81355
I'm not biased or anything but it's the best thing in life to go
No.81357
>>81355
Calling people requires phones. Or pay phones. I'll keep it in mind the next time I'm around one. Always more steps to the process.
No.81358
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.
Watch your asses.
No.81359
>>81358
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
No.81360
>>81359
They can't get in if you don't let them in.
No.81361
No.81362
Coin operated or dial tone?
>>81358
Hello.
No.81363
>>81358
They are always listening, you know
No.81364
>>81363
shut the fuck up, Dunsel.
No.81365
>>81364
Nope!
Not until you hug me
No.81366
>>81354
Last time I visited you I turned into a skelly.
No.81367
>>81366
well now that you're a skelly, it should be fine!
No.81368
>>81366
Spiders generally do make terrible hosts
No.81369
>>81367
The skulls can only take so much, senpai.
>>81368
How did you come to this conclusion?
No.81370
>>81368
hey now, I'll make you tea and something to eat!
those are what good hosts do…
after removing your clothes then tying you up and sticking all sorts of vibrating on and in you
of course I'll have to cum in those drinks and your food too
>>81369
we'll have to just go further to find how more then
No.81371
>>81369
Spiders just wanna eat you
No.81372
>>81371
I've grown out of my fears. Only the large Brazilian ones are the ones with literal mouths are capable of eating you.
No.81373
Great. A bunch of gibberish Burt won't even get.
No.81374
>>81370
I was with you until I got to the part where I'd get tied up… Too kinky for me!
>>81372
Well you're more brave than I!
I turn into a little girl and freak out around spiders, and most insects in general, it's a little sad
No.81375
>>81374
You're tripcode says it all, I don't mind if you pin them right against the wall personally.
No.81376
>>81374
you'd love being at my mercy!
No.81377
>>81376
Only if it's gentle mercy
No.81379
No.81380
Love is a hand-me-down broom friends.
No.81381
No.81382
>>81381
It's just a rather jazzy subject isn't it.
No.81383
>>81380
A little used, a little worn down, but given to you because you need it
Sounds like love!
No.81384
>>81382
hmmm I prefer my romance more heavy metal then jazzy but it's all the same in the end
No.81385
>>81383
I'm no polyester tourist for a guy who knows his stuff. How does this sound?
No.81386
Dunsel is nice
I am just saying
No.81387
No.81388
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(I can't wake up)
No.81389
Time for the Dunsel to head to work, bye bye /lewd/
Everyone be good while I'm gone!
No.81390
>>81387
nah
>>81388
hey hey
>>81389
take care cutie
No.81391
I said the Seahawks were going to lose to the Panthers and it happened. Nobody believed me.
No.81392
Appreciate the company, as always.
No.81393
>>81388
Hello hello /lewd/ posterboy!
No.81394
>>81391
yes dear
>>81392
take care then if you're leaving
No.81395
>>81394
I'm looking for a slow board to post actually, ideas?
No.81396
>>81395
with posters?
pick any they're all slow
No.81397
No.81399
>>81397
get more British cute boys for me to chat up then and we'll have lots of activity
No.81401
No.81402
No.81403
>>81402
He's not exactly Scandinavian is he.
No.81404
No.81603
GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
YAKA'S BACK
TELL A FRIEND
FUCK YOU TONSILITUS
YOU'RE NOTHING MY IMMUNE SYSTEM CANT BEAT
OWND YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER AHAHAHAH HAHAAH HHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU