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No.82940
first for spider is besty
No.82941
>>82935
Community
Visuals
Fights
Music
No.82942
also hi cherub, how're you feeling this fine day?
>>82941
I suppose so
No.82943
>>82942
Can't complain. I just got home from work.
No.82944
No.82945
>>82944
Very nice and chilly. Its cold outside.
No.82946
>>82945
what work do you do?
I think I asked you this before but I forget
No.82947
thought it might snow today, it's probably going to just rain instead, there goes my cheap way of cleaning the dog
No.82948
Hey cherub and all. Ketchup on spaghetti is a-okay.
No.82949
>>82946
Forest stuff.
>>82948
Good afternoon.
No.82950
>>82948
ketchup on anything is a-shit
>>82949
you're a lumberjack?
No.82951
>>82950
In someway. I don't work with chainsaws (yet) But i do move branches and clean up from fallen trees.
Anyway i'm gonna go play vidya so i'm not gonna be here. Talk to you later.
No.82952
>>82951
well you're not a real lumberjack if you don't dress up in womans clothing anyways
what video game you going to be playing?
No.82953
xth for no bf to cuddle with
No.82954
>>82952
Just gonna do some wow.
No.82955
>>82949
'noon. Seen Gropy around?
>>82950
Gibberish. You need only put a hint of it
>>82953
Heya.
No.82956
>>82954
is it worth getting ready for legion yet?
No.82957
>>82953
~
>>82954
wow
>>82955
a hint is enough to taint any a fine meal with its disgusting vile
No.82958
>>82953
I am your best friend though
No.82959
help i cummed without masters permission what do i do
No.82960
might be bw capped again tonight by the looks of it v__v
No.82961
>>82959
you gonna get punishment!
>>82960
rip
No.82962
>>82955
Hey,wanna be my bf?
>>82957
NO TILDE
>>82958
You are!
>>82959
youre horrible
No.82963
No.82964
>tfw swallowed moecakes cum & cummed to a picture of his weewee
No.82965
>>82964
>Being a bigger sub than Rockso
Man.
No.82966
>>82965
i can get really slutty at times..~
No.82967
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No.82968
>tfw you swallow your own cum like a good boy
im going to work il be back i love you all~
No.82969
No.82970
>>82962
cuddle with me then
No.82971
No.82972
>>82963
do not say such things to me
>>82970
Cant since you just left me alone
No.82973
>>82971
morning, slept well?
>>82972
~s~l~u~t~
No.82974
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>>82972
Im not gone yet and sorry cant miss this appointment.
No.82975
>>82973
Can you like stop
>>82974
You're gone now after telling me all those horrible things..
No.82976
>>82975
whats' it worth to ya?
No.82977
>>82964
>>82962
Actually some sluts in here today. Interesting.
No.82978
When did it get so slutty in here?
No.82979
>>82978
they come out of the wood works like pillbugs
No.82980
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>>82976
I will not beat you up,how does that sound?
>>82977
What the heck,I'm slutty
No.82982
>>82980
you can try it but it'll end poorly for you
No.82983
wow it's so icky in here right now hahahaa
No.82984
>>82981
I want to grope gropy
No.82985
>>82979
those round ones?
>>82981
Why wouldn't I?
No.82986
>>82983
icky and sticky
>>82985
yus yus!
they're kinda cute in their own way
No.82987
>>82984
No groping the Gropy
>>82985
Because this is a nerd free zone
No.82988
i think i need a shower, it's filthy in here
No.82989
>>82987
You can't stop me!
No.82990
>>82987
oops
looks like I better go then
No.82991
>>82988
you're filthy in here
No.82992
>>82989
Myka, put your hand on your head right now
>>82990
Where are you going? You're coming over already?
No.82995
No.82996
>>82982
I'm tough as fuck dude,I'll break your nose
No.82999
>>82992
No! I'll put it on that cute cock of yours instead
No.83000
>>82997
Make me
I thought we were supposed to watch anime and play vidya, what would I need lube for.
No.83001
>>82993
hey there
>>82994
heheheh
>>82996
I doubt that
>>82998
take care
No.83002
No.83004
No.83005
Senti I'm going to work on my base and that dock. It's going to be maximum comfy.
No.83006
>>83003
mornings are good, how're you doing?
No.83007
>>83004
'morn mika. how are you?
No.83008
No.83009
No.83010
>>83009
Shouldnt you be following class then?!
No.83011
No.83012
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>>83003
It's a great morning to call in sick to work.
No.83013
No.83014
>>83012
not great to do that, you may end up getting fired!
No.83015
>>83013
This anon gets me, do it again
>>83011
BUT YOURE GOING TO FAIL THEN
No.83016
>>83001
Doubt what you want.
>>83002
Burt told me about the wordfilter
No.83017
>>83015
Nah I'm cool with my c
No.83018
Forgot to put the blinds up in my gym again, i guess it's a regular show at this point .///.
No.83019
>>83015
a҉wo҉ooooooooo҉oooo҉ooo҉ooooo
No.83020
>>83016
Did he tell you all of them or just p.ure?
P.ure
I.nnocent
Uhmmm I forgot what else.
A.ngel maybe..?
No.83021
>>83016
still doubting ya and I'm nose is still unbroken
>>83018
lewd, put on more of a show for them
No.83022
No.83024
No.83025
No.83026
No.83027
>>83022
hello
>>83023
hi there
No.83028
No.83029
>>83020
just the p ure and i nnocent thing.
>>83021
gimme 5 minutes and im over there nerd.
>>83022
my hero
No.83030
>>83028
Hi renz. You are?
>>83029
How did you find our secret club?!
No.83031
>>83029
When are you going to clear Thordan
No.83032
>>83029
take all the time in the world
you're still going to end up a semen covered mass
No.83033
>>83030
Looking for devs at the moment.
No.83034
Hey guys. How's it going?
No.83036
>>83035
Totally.
It's a small folder, sadly.
No.83038
>>83030
It's not as secret as you think~
>>83031
No idea yet,dont really feel like doing any content in that game.
>>83032
reported for harassment.
No.83041
>>83036
>>83035
Two best posters showed up.
No.83042
>>83040
I seeeeeee you.
>>83041
<3
No.83043
>>83034
hey there
>>83038
counter reported for shittiness
No.83045
>>83043
Heyo.
>>83044
How's it going, Takman?
No.83046
No.83047
>>83046
Pretty decent, thanks. And you?
No.83048
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Hey dotter.
Tfw had a customer who was pissy at our chain retail and hung up with What a nice store you have in the most sassy voice.
I lost my shit after
>>83038
I got my clear but now I need to get my weapon.
The fight is SO good
No.83049
>>83045
coming out of a four day bender.
No.83050
>>83047
I'm the best ever no ones gonna keep me down
what're you up to cutie?
No.83051
>>83039
the neet life, about to work out so i feel like i've actually done something today, you?
No.83053
>>83048
Damn customers.
They're almost as bad as end users.
>>83049
You and your benders. Tchhh.
>>83050
Just threading and chatting to people on steam, pretty much. You?
>>83051
Aw man, the neet life.
> tfw doing the 8-4 office job 5 days a week life
Halp.
No.83055
>sends you messages while you're offline
>they remove you while you're away
>will forever have those 2 missed message notifications
No.83056
>>83054
You should find better coping mechanisms.
Talking to me fixes a whole slew of problems, you know.
>>83055
rektttttt
No.83057
dots, i sent you back on monday, you got it right?
No.83058
>>83057
Yep, I did! I forgot to mention it to you.
Thanks!
No.83059
>>83055
Try logging in to the steam website and checking your notifications
No.83060
>>83056
the humble dotter.
No.83061
>>83058
good good.
thank you so much again, it was a massive help <3
No.83062
>>83053
same thing as well as dragons dogma
No.83063
>>83060
Check out my sales.
>>83061
No worries <3
You're one of the reliable people around here, I thought I could rely on you to pay me back.
>>83062
How are you finding DD?
No.83064
Eggs and hash brown, I'm eating like a king today and no one can stop me!
No.83065
>>83064
*files an injunction and stops you*
No.83066
>>83063
it's as it was on console
>>83064
/stops
No.83067
>>83053
it's alright until the existential crisis every day, hopefully i can find a uni place
No.83068
>>83064
I guess I'll just have to further devalue your currency until you can't afford breakfast.
No.83070
No.83071
>>83068
Don't even joke about that, I can't buy games on steam anymore…
>>83065
>>83066
*continues eating*
idgaf
No.83072
>>83071
did you have a game in mind you wanted?
No.83073
>>83067
What are you looking at studying?
>>83069
It's a mystery! You get new 'games' every month!
>>83071
Wow, I wish I could be a rebel like you!
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>>83073
compsci maybe, it's the only stem related thing i can do without actually being smart and my local uni has pretty good connections to technology sector
No.83075
>>83074
Ah, nice. I studied Computing, didn't want to go in for a pretty much slutty programming degree.
No.83076
>>83072
I have too many games.
No.83077
> slutty programming
Yep, that works.
No.83078
>>83075
slutty programming? sign me up!
No.83079
No.83080
>>83075
Seems about right for you
No.83081
>>83076
> ever having too many
Pls.
>>83078
>>83080
I would have gone for it if it was slutty!
No.83082
No.83083
>>83079
The only game I've wanted recently costs $80.
>>83081
Tomb Raider
Hitman: Absolution
Fallout: New Vegas
All games I have that I've never touched.
No.83084
>>83082
Here, where everyone could see it? Do you take me for some kind of slut?
Oh.
No.83085
No.83086
>>83083
you should play new vegas before it becomes even more dated
No.83087
>>83083
Is that all? I have loads of games I haven't touched yet.
Someone recently went through my list of games and ridiculed me for ones I hadn't tried or had barely touched.
No.83088
No.83089
>>83086
new vagas isn't dated at all and is the best one
No.83090
>>83073
can I pay you in diamonds?
No.83091
>>83085
Rainbow Six: Siege, but I'm too busy juggling BnS, DD, and a handful of FPS games to play anything new.
>>83087
Oh there are a lot more, those are just recognizable games. I was gifted Thief a few days ago, and that one will never be touched…
No.83092
>>83089
Visually it's dated as fuck, the gunplay is pretty lacklustre too. Not saying it isn't a great RPG but it's not an easy game to play, it's not aging well.
No.83093
>>83086
I can't stand SP games. I can only manage Dragon's Dogma because it reminds me of Dark Souls, and I need my fix.
No.83094
>>83088
Done!
>>83090
Sounds good to me. I'll look forward to your first payment.
>>83091
Dat feel.
I kind of want to get XCOM2 as I know I'll actually make time for that, it's just a bit pricey.
No.83095
>>83093
I got your fix right here. DS3 pls hurry.
No.83096
>>83091
ehh why you want something shitty?
>>83092
>implying visuals matter at all in a video game
well the gunplay is like any other fps but blame Bethesda for such a shit engine to work with
No.83097
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From the board that brought you Drunk Skandi,
now we will have DRUNK SCANNER.
Btw, anyone in Britbong gonna watch 'The Jihadist next door'?
No.83098
>>83097
H-how am I going to shitpost and watch that?
No.83099
>>83094
not until I see some games.
No.83100
>>83097
fuck no, I don't watch tv anymore, it's just shit anyways
>>83094
add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChaosWolfspider/
No.83101
>>83097
Have you come to embrace your end?
>>83094
$80 here, can pre-purchase for $95. This is why I'm done with steam.
>>83095
I get pumped just thinking about it, it's going to take all my time as every other game falls to the side.
>>83096
If everyone on lewd who plays Insurgency together had it it would be a lot of fun. Tactical realistic FPS games are my favorite.
No.83102
>>83101
it's 6v6 tripe and yeah anything with friends is fun
No.83103
>>83101
Why don't you just use g2a and get regular priced global keys?
No.83104
>>83099
I got you a game for Christmas, though!
>>83101
£35.99 here!
I know it's one of the few games I'd like a play a lot, though. Dammit.
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>>83101
Oh yeah, because I said thing was cringey.
I don't mean like autistic cringey like Chris Chan, I mean I'm like 'Oh god I can't watch this shit got super silly yuri real fast'
>>83098
One eye on the jihadists, one eye on the streets.
>>83100
True dat, but sometimes it gets good.
No.83107
>>83102
6v6 is intense! And there is probably full level coop missions like in past RS games which just scream fun.
>>83103
I do, but even on release it sometimes saves like $5 at most. It's not really a big deal, BnS is free and that's going to take most my gaming time for now.
No.83108
>>83105
still not really worth my time
>>83107
I haven't seen anything like that though
No.83109
>>83105
what if I'm a jihadist?
No.83110
>>83107
If steam is trying to screw you over for $80 then that'd be at least a $20 saving.
No.83111
>>83105
Silly is the best! It's cute, it's funny, it doesn't take itself seriously, and it's comfy. Though most people I've shown it felt that way by episode three, but when I got them to watch more it grew on them and now they love it. Just watch more and you'll see, YRYR is worth it's popularity.
No.83112
No.83113
>>83106
Hi Tak!
Didn't we do this greeting thing earlier?
No.83114
>>83112
allahu snackbar
omnom
No.83115
>>83113
just let me do it again anyway.
No.83116
No.83117
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>83109
Free yourself from the gayhating west
>>83111
Oh, I will watch it, and I like it.
Is just it was 3am so I needed to go to bed, chill, Kyoko.
No.83118
>>83115
Ok, that's cool.
Should I be calling you Rager instead of Tak these days?
This names thing is hard.
>>83116
Nope, they're all mine.
No.83119
>>83118
that's greedy!
also add me on steam nerd
No.83120
>>83118
Ah, it doesn't matter.
No.83121
>>83117
only if they are cute jihadists too
No.83122
>>83117
only if there are cute jihadists too
No.83123
No.83124
>>83108
I just googled it and it's there …ehh now I want it more.
>>83110
I love how when I try to link someone g2a in steam chat it gives them {LINK REMOVED}. Make's me laugh everytime. Steam doesn't deserve my money anymore, they betrayed all of Canada!
>>83117
No.83125
>>83119
But Spider, we have something special here.
I can't dilute it by talking to you on steam too!
>>83120
Ok, good. Just checkin'.
No.83126
>>83124
>I love how when I try to link someone g2a in steam chat it gives them {LINK REMOVED}.
There's a bunch of stuff like that. My bf uses some image/file hosting site that does the same thing.
No.83127
>>83124
oh I see, well that's good then
>>83125
can so!
No.83128
>"I want to fucking rape you tbh"
That is the hottest thing anyone has ever said to me.
No.83129
>>83124
Aww, thanks for the (You), I'm flattered.
No.83131
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No.83133
>>83127
Naaaaaaah.
>>83128
Ah, but when you want it and it becomes hot, it's suddenly not rape.
No.83135
>>83128
Coming from noun it means even more
No.83136
>>83128
Would be easy since you're so weak.
who's the slut?
No.83137
>>83133
I'll give you a hug if you do!
No.83138
>>83128
I wonder who said that…
No.83139
ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN we're gonna run on Canny
No.83140
Dudes im so fucking good at my job!
Also hi!
No.83141
>>83140
What is your job? I never asked what it was.
No.83142
No.83144
>>83140
The statue has to be at least 400 meters high, and covered in ivory and gold. Also, the deadline is shorter by 3 months.
No.83145
>>83132
Hi!
>>83133
Shhhh don't ruin it.
>>83135
What! Who said it was Noun?
>>83138
Not me!
No.83146
>>83134
What kind of pizza, though?
>>83137
Naahhhhhhh.
Keep trying!
>>83145
It's totally my job to ruin it if I'm not doing the raping.
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>>83143
Take a number!
>>83145
How be you… er… it is Canny, right?
No.83148
On an unrelated note… I-I'm sorry Noun for disobeying you last night…
No.83149
>>83141
>>83142
Architect.
>>83144
We are low on child work force but you got it boss!
It shall be done!
No.83150
>>83149
Those children are needed for sweeping chimneys!
No.83151
>>83146
alright fine then
>>83149
that's pretty neat
No.83153
No.83154
>>83148
s'pose I'll forgive ya!
No.83155
>>83146
You can't kill the dream!
>>83147
It's Anon, see?
No.83156
>>83152
Ham and pineapple or just ham?
No.83157
>>83155
Maybe I'll just join the raping instead, then.
No.83158
>>83156
pineapple, too.
Gotta shake things up.
No.83160
>>83158
A proper Hawaiian for ya, mate.
No.83161
>>83150
Please stop exploiting them for your own gains and let us exploit them for ours.
>>83153
Homos are gay!
No.83162
>>83157
I cannot be raped, I am too tough and strong. That's why the idea is so cute, c-cos it can't happen.
No.83163
>>83160
dotter
teach me how to dance
No.83164
>>83149
I envy you
>Being good at something legit
Do you ever do freelance?
What do you build up and stuff?
>>83155
Hey Anon.
… Hex Maniac best maniac.
How be you?
No.83165
>>83161
Our chimneys are more important!
We have coal fires to burn, you know.
>>83162
I have the perfect solution to this problem.
>
>>83163
I would [spoiler]if I could dance.[spoiler]
No.83166
>>83164
Well enough I suppose, and yourself?
>>83165
I can break these cuffs.
No.83167
>>83166
I'll break out the chains for you.
No.83168
>>83167
I said I can break these cuffs.
No.83169
>>83166
You can't break those cuffs! slut!
No.83170
>>83168
That's what you think.
No.83171
>>83163
… I actually did dance in high school. .///.
>>83166
Drinking, bit bored, bit lonely, felt like I've been crying but haven't; so an impromptu bit of crazy was in order.
But bit quelled with cute stuff.
Not feeling as excitable as usual.
No.83172
>>83165
nobody really can.
how are you to today, dotter?
>>83171
oh my god
that's adorable
No.83173
>>83172
Yeah, I wanted to do music and acting, but all the girls wanted to do Dance.
So I had to do Dance; wound up doing Dance for my GCSE; learning interpretative dance and fucking hip hop shit because fucking dance films.
No.83174
>>83164
I don't freelance since technically im not an arcitect. Im a "technical drawer", but both my dad and grandma were engineering technicians, if google translate translated it right so we are not far off!
I build one or two story houses, and project them in 3D and do all the measurements n shit for a company in france.
>>83165
Fine, I'll have to beg koyoko for forgiveness because no way we can meet our deadline without them.
No.83175
>>83171
There we go!
You can teach Tak.
I'd say you could teach me too, but I haven't really found myself in any situations where I've needed to know how to dance.
Who wants to go to nightclubs, anyway?
>>83172
Scanner can!
And I'm alright.
>tfw playing the waiting game to see when Futa shows up
No.83176
>>83173
I didn't realise there was even a GCSE in Dance.
Not sure whether to be impressed or appalled.
>>83174
I'll get my chimney sweeps working on a better Kyoko statue and take all the credit.
No.83177
>>83169
ExCUSE me?
>>83170
You clearly do not know how strong I am.
>>83171
Darn, well I hope your mood improves as the night goes on.
No.83178
>>83173
>dance films
scanner no
I'm so sorry
>>83175
don't worry
I'm sure he'll come around soon
No.83179
>>83175
I only dance when I'm bored. Or do silly walks.
Usually in work. Is funny.
>>83174
That's fucking cool, that means you're always sorted, since housing and office space is alwaus a thing.
>>83176
Well, more BTEC Drama than GCSE, but it is still a wasted thing.
>>83177
Is not that I'm down, more err… sated; calmed.
No.83181
>>83177
You clearly underestimate the strength of my chains!
>>83178
Yeah, I know. It's just one of those things where I get used to him being around for a few days, then he's off for another few days etc.
>>83179
Ahhh, Drama. Such hated memories.
No.83182
>tfw not sure if I should focus on Dragon's Dogma or Blade and Soul
Help me!
No.83183
>>83179
Too late! I already said it. Be happier!
>>83181
Maybe I'm bluffing! Maybe my true strength lies in being difficult to catch.
No.83184
>>83181
I know, amiright?
I wanted to learn clown stuff and all these bitches just got done watching Dance films and wanted to do that Timberlake shit.
>>83178
This disheartens the scanner. ;-;
No.83185
>>83182
wasn't blade and soul censored as fuck?
masturbate instead
No.83186
>>83176
Y-you wouldn't dare! You don't even have a totally legit (tm) architect either!
>>83179
Oh yeah totally! Even tho stuff usually aint being built in croatia that often, france tho. Whole different story.
>mfw there is literally nothing left for me in croatia
>>83180
Not if blacks get to me first. Speaking of them I saw one on a popular tourist destination on coast last sunday.
FRANCE IS SO BLACK WTF
(there are more african europeans in zagreb lol)
No.83187
>>83181
don't be sad because he's not there right now
smile because he's coming back!
>>83184
it's over now, though.
you're free.
No.83188
>>83183
That's what tripwires are for~
>>83184
Hah. Ewwwww.
I always hated Drama. I was bad at the whole standing up in front of crowds thing.
>>83186
I can hire one!
>>83187
Cheesy!
Nah, I'm okay.
No.83189
>>83188
it's not cheesy I'm trying to help!
No.83190
>>83188
I'm nimble and agile, I feel competent and safe from your traps.
No.83191
>>83186
You outgrew the needs of your country, now all that shit has been built.
You should look into China too, I bet they always need stuff being built there.
Sorta wished I studied for a trade now, and not a bullshit thing.
>>83187
Freedom, the greatest curse of them all. ;w;
>>83188
I'm pretty good at the crowd thing, means you're sorta blended in rather than focusing on a few.
No.83192
>>83189
I know. Thank you <3
>>83190
That's what they all say before they wake up in my sex dungeon!
No.83193
So, girls have girlpussy.
But they also have boypussy?
Are girls the superior boys?
No.83195
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>>83193
It depends.
I'll get back to that when I'm drunk enough.
No.83198
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>that shameful feeling when furry porn on exhentai is actually very hot
>And you fap to it regardless
No.83199
>>83185
I already jerked off last night so I won't be feelin it for another couple of days. Dragon's Dogma it is!
No.83200
>>83191
Is it?
I think it's the first step to another, bright tomorrow.
Get drunk.
>>83192
I can see with my third eye
He'll be here in the next hour
No.83201
>>83197
Let's do this!
>>83198
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FURRY!
[spoiler]Yeah, me too.[spoiler]
No.83202
Dammit, I keep fucking up my spoiler tags.
No.83203
>>83186
A racist, xenophobic, outback-esque area has less blacks than a capital city of a European Union state?
Whod've guessed????
>>83182
Stop wasting your life playing video games and go make something out of ur life
No.83204
>>83193
boypussy is best pussy
>>83199
that's unexpected, I jerk it at least twice a day or more or even throughout the entire day
No.83205
>>83204
t. 24 year old virgin
No.83206
>>83200
If you're not right, I want my money back!
No.83207
>>83201
Damnit, why does Onta and Powfooo have to draw shit so hot? .///.
>>83200
I am. I always believed that freedom is a double edged sword. Or rather, a precious thing that can kill you; like water or fire.
Free to choose what you wanna do, even though it isn't the best decision.
No.83208
>>83207
They're trying to break you!
No.83209
>>83205
stop posting, you're disgusting
No.83210
>>83188
You should hire me! I already have experience working on kyoko statues!
>>83191
Female studies and arts are never a bullshit thing.
I don't speak chinese and I have my hands full in france as well so no need to expand just yet. Future maybe, with a company of architects or something.
>>83198
H-ha furfag!
N-not like I follow some furry artists on tumblr or a-aynthing.
>>83202
use **
>>83203
Oh huh neat. I forgot that kek.
French people are nice to me tho, shake my hand, walk by my office and say hello even tho im POC (said you).
No.83211
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>>83203
Tomorrow! I'll do it tomorrow, I swear!
>>83204
I have a relatively low libido. The most I've fapped in a day was twice.
No.83212
>>83206
IT WAS FREE!
>>83207
like throwing yourself in front of a train.
That's a choice we're all free to make.
No.83214
>>83198
I fap to furry porn and I'm not afraid to admit it.
No.83215
No.83216
>>83210
You'll steal the credit, though!
>inb4 we all turn out to be into furry porn
>>83212
I WANT IT BACK ANYWAY
>>83214
Good man.
No.83217
>>83209
-posts the webm-
The mental image of you literally makes me vom in my mouth, out of my 9 years on 4chan you are the most disgusting person out of all of them.
No.83218
>>83210
Well, rather I studied Media and communication and was too lazy to do freelance stuff.
Haven't really found a job with it, too lazy to make films. ;w;
Is bullshit in my hands.
I'm NOT A FURFAG! I JUST LIKE BUTTS N STUFF T-T
No.83219
>>83211
I'm wondering if that's more a blessing then it seems to me
I've no moderation when it comes to lewd and I'm always too intense for most people
No.83221
>>83208
But I'm already happy with the deviancy I like now!
Bondage, nurses, monstergi-
… oh no, they got me Dotter.
No.83222
>>83220
I have no puff pics!
>>83221
RIP.
No.83224
No.83225
Is this some weird sex thing
No.83226
>>83223
You bet I will.
>>83224
I don't wannaaaaaaa.
No.83227
>>83207
>Onta and Powfooo
m'nigga
how did you know who I follow??
>>83216
Oh I planned to fuck up yours and make mine even greater!
>>83218
You always have an option to do stuff like that in future maybe probably idk how is job market in uk
This chat reminded my of 1300€ drone my boss has that can film in 3k, its pretty nice.
No furfags here boss!
No.83228
>>83226
you're a lover, not a fighter.
No.83229
>>83225
You're a weird sex thing.
>>83227
I knew you couldn't be trusted!
No.83230
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im only doing this because i like you erin
No.83231
>>83230
thank you
why the diddly are you nekid except a hat
No.83232
>>83219
I find it to be a blessing. My mind isn't clouded with lust. For some, lewd thoughts run rampant. The second their cocks get hard, they begin to fap. I find that to be debilitating. Although there are certain periods of time where I fap once every day for a week or two. Where I'm uncontrollably horny. I get really abusive then. It's been a while since that has happened though (a month or two).
Who here /lowlibido/ masterrace?
No.83233
>>83231
i just woke up and i always wear a beanie when i wake up if i dont want to do my hair
im going to get it cut short soonish
No.83234
stupid BnS degenerate server is locked still
No.83235
>mom when I was little
"u cant eat pizza every day"
now
>eat microwave pizza every day
fucking owned
>>83229
My plans are foiled! And I nearly had you too!
No.83236
>>83232
>Who here /lowlibido/ masterrace?
Me!
No.83238
>>83227
I could get back to making podcasts and silly shit in my free time.
Is always a fun past time, rather than a job.
Oh, and of course I knew who you'd follow;I'm omnipresent.
I bet you jack off to Shad's stuff too. And turtle.fish.paint.
No.83240
No.83241
>>83232
Only when I'm drunk.
I got a decent libido, but I just fap rather than to bother anyone with it. Is easier.
No.83242
The whole low libido thing can be a nuisance when you have a bf with a high libido, though.
>>83235
Pfffff. Pls!
I was onto you right from the start!
No.83243
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>>83240
do you think they'd let me into the UK as a refugee?
this is my application photo
No.83244
>>83242
just let him do you while you sleep or let him swing alittle
No.83245
>>83243
If they'll let Trump in, they'll let anyone in.
No.83246
>>83243
>white
>glasses
>clearly priviledged
TAFFIR INSHALLAH!
No.83247
>>83243
the font is the only thing that bothers me here.
No.83248
>>83243
yeah sure we love jihads
No.83249
>>83247
At least it's not comic sans.
No.83250
>>83242
if your sub has a low libido then just mind break them, i did it
its p simple
>>83246
jokes on you im actually 25% arabic.. the blood of muhammed runs course through my veins, inshallah
>>83247
thats y i chose it
No.83251
>>83238
Stuff like that is best done as a hobby, as profit is kinda difficult to get, and for podcasts you are most entertaining when you don't do it for money too.
I am, or at least was two weeks ago an artist in training and as an anatomy connoisseur I can't stand shads tummy vaginas. I just can't.
turtle.fish.paint. is really good tho!
>>83242
I'll trick you yet!
No.83252
In my lunch breaks, I go and smoke outside the library. Then I head in and read for a bit, and go back to work. Yesterday as I was standing outside, listening to an audiobook, I noticed someone walking toward me, who turned out to be a black guy in one of those knit cotton onesies, who asked me for a smoke. He got one, ‘cause sharing’s nice, and asked me what I did. Not entirely sure what he meant, I replied that I work in a bookstore and it was my lunch break. “Are you happy with it?” “Yeah, I guess.” “It’s just that I know body language, and your entire stance suggested you’re displeased with something.” I replied vaguely that I wasn’t particularly displeased with anything, to which he asked: “Are you a musician?” Assuming he judged that from my vaguely hipster-like clothes, I said: “No, but I write.”
This launched a short talk about writing in general, and it turned out he’d been sitting in the library writing song lyrics when he suddenly saw me outside looking displeased, and it felt to him like there was some sort of connection. “It was as if you didn’t like what I was writing.” Then he asked if maybe I had some of my writing with me, and I said no, which is only partially a lie, since the stuff in the notebook is mainly just disconnected sentences. So he asked me to send some to him on Facebook, and he’d send me some of his, and he took special care in spelling out his name, which was totally unnecessary since it was a completely standard Norwegian name and he didn’t have any kind of strange accent. As I walked away, heading back to work, he shouted his name after me once again, and I turned back and nodded and smiled, absolutely certain that there was no chance of me ever sending him anything.
Reposted from http://skandikonata.tumblr.com/ Your one stop shop for blogposting! Because fuck typing that out again.
No.83253
No.83254
>>83250
Nah, my sub had a high libido.
>>83251
Uhuh. Sureeeeeeeeeee.
>>83252
I should remember to check out that tumblr thing again.
No.83255
>>83250
Oh, well that's fantastic; why didn't you say you was related?
>>83251
>tummy vaginas
I actually haven't seen his stuff, I just love his Sleepycabin stories.
And yes, t.f.p is DAAAAYYYYMMM good.
>Dat trap lamb boy
No.83256
>>83253
Not yet, at least! And I think I have a policy not to fuck people who publicly wear onesies anyway!
>>83254
I'm sure it's still as enormously interesting as the last time you did, whenever that was!
No.83257
>>83256
onesies are cute though, what if he wanted to be cute?
No.83258
>>83254
how can a dom have a low libido but a sub have a high libido
one has a penis that was made for fucking and just has a butthole(not made for fucking)
unless they're mindbroken ofc
>>83255
idk
its funny to tell people im arabic after spewing racist white nationalist shit because they don't know how to react
my family's name is arabic, we are all catholics though.. STAUNCH catholics with history in the orders
No.83259
No.83260
>>83256
I guess so a full grown black man in one seems abit odd to me, still though was he cute at least?
No.83261
>>83255
Its his older work.
He fixed this now.
By not drawing vaginas anymore kek.
I could just fap to t.f.p.s artstyle tho, its that good.
No.83262
>>83256
I think it was back when you posted your trip by accident.
[spoiler]I'll just look for references to me![spoiler]
So, did you add that guy on facebook?
Assuming you have one.
It'd probably just creep me out if a complete stranger approached me like that on the street.
>>83258
Well, let's say I top and I'm not incredibly dom most of the time, then. Sex ain't the top priority for me in a relationship.
No.83263
I'll stop using spoilers now.
No.83265
>>83259
i was baptised catholic and still consider myself a catholic, i just don't believe in god
>>83262
dang dude, u gotta give ur sub a dicking at least once a day or they get feral man
ur talking about irl stuff right? this aint no internet shit yeah?
No.83266
>>83263
it's two * at each ends
No.83267
>>83263
that was like six times in a row
No.83268
>>83258
Oh, I can get away with spewing racist stuff cuz I'm mixed race. So fun.
No.83269
>>83266
*Yeah?*
>>83267
Send help.
No.83270
No.83272
>>83264
I giggled more than I should have.
No.83273
>>83265
Catholicism is a religion not a culture.
No.83274
when i run out of cyproterone acetate i have to take spironolacone, and it makes me pee so much it's horrible
but after you pee your body feels SOO good, it has like the relaxed rush you get after sex
No.83275
No.83276
>>83270
third time's the charm
No.83277
>>83269
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
lmfao
No.83278
>>83269
2
two
TWO
=TWO=
=T W O=
>>83270
you got it
No.83279
>>83269
>tfw mugging unsuspecting newbies
No.83280
>>83275
>>83276
I'll probably forget it again soon enough.
>>83277
Yeah, kill me now.
No.83281
>>83274
tfw never know that feel
No.83284
>>83281
become on HRT, feel it
No.83286
>>83257
He might have wanted to be cute, but the onesie didn't really help him in that respect.
>>83260
Well okay, he was kinda cute, but I know he's not my kind of person if he approaches someone and basically accuses them of using mindpowers to disapprove of his song lyrics.
>>83262
Oh right, yeah.
[notaspoiler]I'm not quite sure, but I don't think you'll find any! Basically only master's ever directly referenced.[stillnotaspoiler]
I didn't add him, no! I'm not really interested in his song lyrics, and critiquing other peoples' stuff is hard anyway, even if you do know them!
He had charisma or whatever you'd call it, so it wasn't creepy! Just weird.
>>83264
No.83287
>>83273
Most religion is a culture though.
Sorta.
Is like how your family brings you up.
No.83288
>>83274
Oh hey, spiro is what I take. Just use it in the morning, it's primarily a diuretic.
No.83289
>>83285
Get back to your school work, young man.
>>83286
No.83290
>>83274
Get into watersports!
No.83291
>>83286
well have you tasted out if you do have mind powers?
what am I thinking right now?
No.83292
>>83284
>HRT
but i don't want to kill my gains ._.
what little there are
No.83293
>>83286
> jumping on the bandwagon
SKANDI! WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES!
No.83294
>>83289
Why don't you make me, nerd?
No.83295
>>83286
DID HE SHOW YOU HIS MIX TAPE, FAM?
No.83297
>>83294
> Noun
> making anyone do anything
PFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHA
No.83298
>>83288
yea i know, i only use it as a backup cause glorious british cyproterone
i take my meds 3 times a day, 8am, 4pm, 12am, so i take it in the morning and another twice.
>>83290
tbh nothing disgusts me more
No.83299
>>83294
…Do you really want to go down this path?
No.83300
>>83292
you have never seen ethy have you.
No.83301
>>83299
GANG WAR SOON?! oWo
No.83302
I get enough estrogen from the chemicals in my food thanks, I don't need to expedite the Jews feminizing me.
>>83283
smfh the degeneracy of modern man knows no bounds
No.83303
>>83289
>>83291
You're thinking about something lewd, 'cause you always are!
>>83293
I, personally, never make mistakes, so I can sit in my ivory tower and throw grapes at the plebs making mistakes in the mud below!
>>83295
Nah! But if it was any good, he wouldn't have needed a lighter!
No.83304
>>83303
Oh, I'm so going to cap the next mistake you make.
No.83305
>>83303
I won't disrespect the onesie, but the lack of lighter would drop some respect points, for me.
>>83302
Horse shoe effect, we gotten so smart it is killing us
No.83306
No.83307
>>83298
How does cyproterone work? Are the results any different? And how much do you take? I'm at 100mg of spiro so far.
>>83297
h-ha, y-yeah.. totally! r-right?
>>83299
…I'll be good.
>>83300
People here know ethy?
No.83308
>>83303
maybe I am but at least you got mind powers from the deal
No.83309
>>83307
I'll make ya do stuff
Right after I get back from eating dinner.
No.83310
>>83309
Aren't you dating someone???
No.83311
>>83304
The fight's on, nerdo. I won't ever make a mistake and you'll be sitting with your finger hovering over PrtSc for eternity.
>>83305
I-it was an attempt at a joke! If his mixtape was fire, he could've lit his cig with it!
>>83306
>>83308
Psychic as heck tbh.
No.83312
>mfw there are people on 8chan who still participate in the "HALF CHAN" vs "8CHAN" site warz
its so pathetic dude
No.83313
time to sleep gnite non wagecucks
another day another dollar
No.83314
>>83232
I only can fap once, rarely twice a day
But when I get horny I get really horny
No.83315
I've been sitting in a grey suit for an hour now, yet still no business calls.
they all lied to me
No.83316
>>83311
psychic this dick then bruv
>>83313
nighty cutie
No.83317
tfw u have to breed ur gf twice a day or she gets rowdy
No.83318
>>83307
i'm 200mg spiro or 100mg cypro.
cypro is a weak partial agonist at testosterone receptors, so you can take enough to entirely prevent testosterone binding, and it will exert it's own weak androgen effect, so rather than trying to have to balance it so you block most of your testosterone but not all of it so you have normal female testosterone activity, you can totally block your testosterone, and the cyproterone itself will give you normal female levels of activity, maybe a little less, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
No.83319
>>83311
Oh shit yeah.
Damnit. I am truly the respectless fool now.
No.83320
>>83318
is there any side-effect of just being on spiro only and nothing else?
i have no interest on being on estrogen as it fucks up your mind and turns you into a crazy fucking psycho (typical woman) and i can't deal with that since i actually want to do something with my life
No.83321
>picking up my 200 rds. of Garand food at the gun store
>notice a new rifle sitting where my Garand was
>notice its an M1A(M14) with a wooden stock and the right finish
>notice I dont have enough money
Welp guys I am crying, my Raifu is just one city away and I can not afford her.
I can't be happy like this
No.83322
>>83318
Are its results any different from spiro? I'm tempted to up my dosage but I'm not sure if it will make a big enough difference.
No.83323
>>83297
You'd be surprised what I've had people do for me.
>>83314
I can be the same. Although I rarely get "extremely" horny.
No.83324
No.83325
>>83321
This is a call from destiny, you know what to do.
No.83326
>>83320
wouldn't that cause extreme low t?
No.83327
>>83320
you pee more except you don't pee out potassium, spironolactone is a potassium-sparing diuretic, so bananas become a little bit dangerous.
without a primary sex hormone you tend to become very depressed, so if you want to block testosterone, you really have to replace it with estrogen or you are going to have a super shit time of it.
>>83322
cyproterone is way more effective tbh, i hate spiro
No.83328
>>83323
I wanna make noun extremely horny
I wanna see what he'd do
No.83329
>>83316
I don't think I'm strong enough for pyrokinesis yet, sorry.
>>83319
It's fine, it was hardly an original joke anyway!
No.83330
>>83325
Take out a loan from a bank? rob a bank?
No.83332
welp, jsut realised i missed the deadline to leave and reapply to uni, rip me i suppose
No.83333
>>83329
train your mind and then maybe one day you will be
No.83334
>>83330
Raid the place with your garand, and take no hostages!
No.83335
>>83332
guess you're fucked them
No.83336
>>83327
but ive been off estrogen for about a month and a half now and i've felt better than i have in ages..
no suicidal thoughts
no depression
no anxiety
no psychosis
no violent thoughts
no scattered brain
this also might be because of the MDMA and not the estrogen
so i suppose ill give estrogen one more shot and if it dont work then idk what imma do
No.83337
>>83332
try anyways, worst they can say is no
No.83338
I'm going to go nap before work. Good bye for now /lewd/.
>>83328
No.83339
>>83327
I see. Thank you for answering.
No.83340
>>83334
I could use back up *wink* *wink*
No.83341
No.83342
>>83337
>>83335
I think I'm technically still enrolled so I might see if I can just switch course in September, not sure how likely that'll be though considering I'll not be attending until then
No.83343
>>83340
I'll light a fire and you can sneak out with it in all the panic.
No.83344
>>83333
I heavily implied I was gonna make your dick catch fire, if that was unclear!
>>83338
Sleep well!
No.83345
>>83336
i mean obviously estrogen leads to more emotional sensitivity, you'll cry more, you'll laugh more, but without a primary sex hormone, things are just pointless and depressing.
your body literally feels useless and makes your emotions reflect that i guess
No.83346
>>83343
You're a good friend Kyoko!
No.83347
>>83345
you can state that all you want but that's been the exact OPPOSITE of how i've been feeling
nothing has been depressing, ive been feeling actual non-manic happiness and i don't feel useless i feel ontop of the world and that i can do anything
maybe this is the testosterone since i keep forgetting to take my spiro for days at a time
i still reckon its the MDMA though
No.83348
>>83342
well there's no point in not trying
>>83344
huh I missed that completely
No.83349
like a prime example is dogs that get neutered or speyed to calm them down
they just lie around all day all floppy
their motivation to do stuff and enjoy things is all depleted
>>83347
it is pretty certainly the MDMA lol
No.83350
>>83346
Well I don't know how attached you are to your garand, could you just trade it to make up the cost?
No.83351
just found out Blade and Soul is free to play, just sent out a mass email to all the prospective employers ive been in contact with to tell them to look elsewhere cause something came up
lets game gamboys
>>83349
ill give estrogen one more shot then
if it turns me into a sensitive little hysterical bipolar baby im just not taking them anymore
idk why to look like a girl i have to actually reprogram my mind to act like a girl with hormones, i fucking hate women
No.83352
>>83350
I could sell them my Garand but I would not get the full cost back and would have enough for my raifu, now if I can sell my AN/PVS-14 then I could afford it!
No.83353
No.83354
>>83351
ky fake tranny scum
No.83355
Do I donate to the referendum on the Ukraine treaty or do I buy insurgency?
No.83357
>>83354
i think ive said multiple times that im not trutrans
does this surprise you
im just a trap plain and simple
No.83359
>>83355
how about I buy you insurgency so you can then donate to whatever con you want?
No.83360
>>83357
you will suicide when you get older and can't form babby cause of ur fried balls
No.83361
>>83355
I have copies of Insurgency laying around from the humble bundle I think
Ukraine Treaty is more important internationally, wait. Who are you supporting?
No.83362
>>83360
I have no interest in having children and I don't intend on marrying a cisfemale either.
No.83365
>>83363
>Erin trying to take my job
IF ANYONE IS GONNA BULLY, IT SHOULD BE ME!
STOP TAKING MY JOB! I HAVE IMAGINARY KIDS TO LOOK AFTER
No.83366
>>83358
hmmm
>>83359
I am an independent spirit living in a home with daily food in the western world.
Don't buy me things.
>>83361
Thanks but no thanks, I'll spend.
Fuck the Ukrainian fascists and their coup government. Say no on the referendum.
https://youtu.be/c5YJGKs3AUo?t=102
No.83367
>>83355
Buy Insurgency, run charity stream for Ukriane, winwin
No.83368
>>83364
come and do loud sex to me
>>83365
poop the bed
No.83369
>>83365
you're not a very good bully
too kind of a person
>>83366
well if you feel like you need someone to do something nice for ya then it's nothing cutie
No.83371
>>83368
No! I just got these pants!
No.83372
>>83368
I think I might be too rough in bed for you, I'm not sure you'd like it.
>>83366
>support Ukrainian fascists
>support Russian nationalists
*SWEATS*
No.83373
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>>83369
At least I'm trying!
If I can't be the best slut, I'll be the best bully here!
No.83375
No.83376
>>83374
I'm surprised David Cameron's thought police haven't arrested you with all that.
No.83377
>>83374
What do you do to that poor daki…
No.83378
>>83376
he probably got all that from a anna summers in the highstreet
No.83380
>>83374
>pink ballgag
Oh god, two of my favourite things.
Gags and the color pink.
>>83375
Nah, too much competition for sluthood here.
No.83381
>>83374
I think there's some sort of agreement we could come to given the circumstances
No.83382
>>83367
I'll just buy it tomorrow when my mind isn't woozy. we got plenty of time for donations later.
West Ukraine in a fascist government and a Novorussiya republic in the east.
That'd be neat.
>>83370
tomorrooow
>>83372
No.83383
>>83380
you can be mine then~
No.83384
No.83385
>>83378
there are so many things wrong with this sentence
No.83387
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>>83383
Ok, I'll be your bully then. >:3
No.83388
>>83379
hahaha, that's messed up but cute at the same time.
No.83390
>>83385
she then but only cos I like ya
>>83387
yay
No.83391
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No.83392
I think scanner is a serial killer.
No.83394
>>83390
oki but let me help even more
he she probably got all that from a an anna anne summers in on the highstreet
No.83395
I really gotta stop to try and reason with people in comment sections
>>83386
I hope I'll git gud quickly.
>>83392
this tbh
No.83396
>>83392
Where is Burt when you need him?
I need that webm of Krieger saying 'Pfft, nah, I'm not a serial…. killer.'
No.83397
>>83391
*cry*
>>83394
it was close enough!
No.83398
>>83397
lol oki
also i bought it all off the net, anne summers is rly expensive :x
No.83400
>>83398
oh really?
I shoulda expected that but that's surprising
you get it off of amazon or somewhere else?
No.83401
>>83397
*collects your tears for later use*
Oh, and 'The Jihadist Next Door' is on, is cray-cray
No.83402
>>83400
mostly ebay
the two collars with my name on them i had custom made
No.83403
>>83395
I will help you git gud
>>83396
Dont have Archer downloaded right now can't make that webm
No.83404
>>83401
no I wont watch your shitty shows?
>>83402
are they good collars?
how much did they costs you?
No.83405
>>83404
>shitty show
SPIDER BE GONE
No.83406
My ex gf bought me a collar a long time ago from KittensPlaypen and since they were backordered it got shipped to fucking Canada, thankfully since the Canadian post system is fucked it worked out in my favour cause it just got sent back to KPP.
Now its gonna get to my apartment and im gonna make Ali wear it
No.83407
>>83404
the thick one with my name in diamantes and the locking post was like £15
the kitten collar with the bell and the tag was like £30
yeah, they're real nice.
No.83408
>>83405
>>83405
>>83405
>>83405
Yeah, how can someone not like Archer, anyway?
No.83409
fuck someone create a new thread i'm on my phone in bed.
No.83411
>all the degenerate trannies in this thread into petplay
omg thats so fucking gross i wanna try too
No.83412
>>83408
Nah, he is on about the documentary going on right now.
No.83414
No.83415
>>83412
Oh, okay.
That's fine, then.
No.83420
>>83405
SHITTY
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YTTIHS
>>83407
they seem nice
these are the ones I have although they're dog collars for that extra kink
around 25ish each but I think the pink one is was 15ish?
this is an old pic btw I can't be asked to go and find them all right now since they're boxed away somewhere
No.83425
Is this show and tell collars time?
No.83428
>>83425
yes :3c
it's also new thread time, see >>83414