No.83413
i hate women but i want to be one
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No.83416
>all the degenerate trannies in this thread into petplay
omg thats so fucking gross i wanna try too
No.83417
No.83418
No.83419
Aww, I wanted to make a thread.
No.83421
>>83416
I used to think that too, once
>>83406
ohhhhhh
what does it look like??
No.83422
>>83420
>doggy collars
super kinky :o
i like kitty stuff
No.83423
>>83416
Would you just have the collar and pettings or get the bowl too?
No.83424
>>83421
It seems like you're still thinking that way, fam. Seriously, when do the degenerate thoughts stop?
No.83426
i want to get pic related as a haircut
thoughts?
>>83417
the numbers are pointless and really don't matter, and i've been trying to phase them out since day 1
people who count threads have ASD
beggers cant be choosers :)
No.83427
hailey, petplay is the best fun ever
get involved
No.83430
>>83423
>>83427
please stop attempting to make me a degenerate I will never be a lewd slut reduced to her knees with a kitty tail buttplug inside and begging to be fucked by a master/mommy because that would be super disgusting
No.83431
No.83433
>>83430
thats whats going to happen in like 5 months though don't lie to these good people
No.83436
>>83430
Never suggested the buttplug, but that's a great idea.
Just asking how far you'd go with it, and what interests you about it.
No.83437
>>83433
>its literally 5 months from today
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuckohfuckofuckofuck I can't fucking wait
No.83438
>>83422
cat collars are just way too small sadly and more costy for some reason, 30 for a one I got which got lost
>>83425
not sure if I like the chain on it, how does it feel?
No.83439
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No.83441
>>83429
Looks like a brat.
No.83442
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>>83438
I bought it for my bf, I haven't actually worn it.
No.83443
Too lazy for petplay myself, rather just want someone to discipline me, tbh. Not even in a sexual way. ._.'
No.83444
>>83435
to be named Erin? Nah, I'll pass I like Hailey
No.83446
>>83444
naaa, one with Hailey on it :3c
No.83447
I'm just gonna watch Peaky blinders but you can all stay in my lap
No.83448
>>83442
no I mean the leash in your hand
>>83443
scanner pls
No.83449
>>83441
I tried making a loli How Much
No.83451
>>83447
Can't you stay in mine?
No.83452
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>>83447
O-okay.
>>83448
Yeah, pretty good. The bit you hold is leather, not a chain.
No.83453
Kyoko you should leave, this evil kyoko is so much better at being you.
No.83454
>>83451
forgot evil in my name and my image
im to tired for this
No.83455
>>83447
As long as your lap is comfy. Maybe it'll help me sleep too.
No.83456
>>83448
K, I'll behave and drink moar.
No.83457
>>83446
I'm not going to answer this question because I fear it'll implicate me being into something I may or not be into and im just gonna stop posting
No.83458
>>83452
no shit just couldn't think of the name of it and handle isn't exactly correct
No.83460
No.83461
>>83439
I already like going for walks and I have a master, so why not get a collar!
No.83463
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>>83461
Do it, yeah.
Get an engraved name tag too~
No.83464
>>83453
I'm going to choke you til you pass out and fuck your lifeless body then leave before you wake up.
No.83465
No.83466
>>83463
Well, I will if master ever actually visits! If not, there's not much point.
>>83464
You can't make up for it by being Moe instead! Keep being you!
No.83467
>>83464
Not if I do it first!
No.83468
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>>83465
I'm actually suprised that Gropy and Desu haven't gotten on famously together yet.
No.83471
>>83464
Damn that's pretty hot too
No.83472
for a while me and my dog had similar collars and it was a bit weird
No.83473
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>>83466
He can buy (or pay) for a collar for you and you can take pics of yourself wearing it!
I'm sure he'd appreciate that.
>tfw the collar I got for my bf was confiscated before I got pics
SIGH
>>83468
That'd be scary.
No.83475
>>83451
nope~
>>83452
stay warm
>>83455
I can get you anise milk for that
>>83462
goodie
No.83476
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>>83474
Yeah, thanks to his mother.
No.83477
>>83472
did you try on your dogs collar
and then take the knot
>>83473
>confiscated
why?
No.83478
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>>83475
Only if you keep me warm.
No.83479
>>83476
what the fuck
1. awkward
2. WHY
>>83477
she's a girl, and no…
No.83480
>>83472
But yours is fancier, with the cute little lockpad.
Can't go wrong with leather straps; fuck the similarities
No.83481
>>83473
Buuut how is he gonna pull on my leash while he fucks me if he's not even here? I'll just wait!
Oh dear. That must have been a joy for him to explain to his mum.
No.83483
>>83479
that would have been cute
>>83482
tell tell!
No.83484
kinda understand why people call spider a creep now
that's my fucking dog man, you don't say shit like that
>>83482
do tell, i am outraged someone would think it's okay to "confiscate" something like that
>>83483
no
No.83485
>>83473
I feel like them finding a collar is worse than them finding a skirt, which is what happened to me
No.83486
Strait jackets, yay or nay?
I always wondered if these should be utilized in bondage; if they were a bit prettier.
No.83487
Wait I thought we were talking about a human dog.
No.83488
>>83475
Im gonna hog all the space though is that okay?
No.83489
>>83486
if you have ever been on a psychiatric ward, that hits a bit close to home, not that they ever really use those now.
No.83490
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Weird fetish hour?
I'll be back later.
No.83491
>>83484
I would have found it cute with your dogs collar on ya
>>83486
they are and it's hot although they're more for latex fetish
No.83492
done
>>83490
Making a list of yours? I could see that taking a while for you.
No.83493
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>>83481
Waiting is good too.
>>83481
>>83484
Hah, yeah. She found out he was bi, then my age, then she freaked out about the age difference between us and as far as I know, she still is freaking out.
She threatened to go to the police about it and sent him off to see a psychiatrist.
That's the short version, anyway.
>>83485
It probably is, but I don't think that was the main issue.
No.83494
>>83489
I just like the idea being snug like that; but if that shit hits close to home, prolly a bit of bad taste then.
Really love talking about fetishes, not even a sexual way like 'I'MMA FAP ABOUT THIS CONVO LATER', rather it is like… having a look into one's passions.
Leather padded stocks and pillowry was a thing I was interested in too.
>>83491
Strange, seeing how I only like latex if it is on a lucha libre mask.
No.83495
>>83493
>sent him off to see a psychiatrist
WHAT IN THE FUCK
is being bi really that frowned upon in poland?
what the actual shit
i am fucking FURIOUS
No.83496
>>83492
The only fetish I have is exhibiotism
No.83497
also, i checked dotter, the age of consent in poland is 15
she has NO RIGHT AT ALL
No.83498
>>83496
Yeah haha. You do.
No.83499
>>83492
forgot one
>>83496
That explains the naked people but not why you tried to show me barbed cat penis
No.83500
>>83495
No, it's the age difference that she's going nuts over, supposedly.
Although it'd be ok if it were a boy/girl relationship with that age difference.
Then again, we're talking about a lady who gave her underage son a bottle of vodka for New Year's Eve, then went out to a party.
>>83497
I know.
Reason isn't this lady's strong suit.
No.83501
>>83496
>>83498
That's pretty cool.
Because something simple as leaving the curtain open can be a hot thing too.
And with the technology we have now, it opens new doors, yes?
No.83502
>>83493
Bleh. Some people.
No.83503
>>83500
i really have no words to express how mad this shit makes me
i'm super sorry she's fucking shit up for you two
No.83504
No.83505
>>83499
That was a joke!
>>83498
??????
>>83501
I just like to read doujins of it.
No.83506
>>83494
I never really liked latex, just doesn't have the right texture
>>83497
15? here''s 16
>>83500
reason isn't most womans strong point and that's kinda a taboo here too, large age differences
No.83507
>>83506
correct
the UK is not in poland
No.83508
I'M INSTALLING BLADE AND SOUL AND I AM GOING TO DO A GUTS BUILD!
I WILL NOT MAKE A LOLI!
>>83505
>That was a joke!
No.83509
>>83507
don't be like that
No.83510
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>>83502
One of these days, I'll get into a relationship that doesn't have all of these obstacles.
>>83503
Ah welllllll.
>>83506
Yeah, I know. It is what it is, though.
No.83511
>>83510
bullshit is what it is
No.83512
>>83506
Or the look.
>>83505
Oh, if we're talking about doujins, I sorta like how sometimes tallies get drawn on a person.
Body graffiti and that.
If I am needed, I can try and find good doujins with exhibitionist things for you, if you like… if I'm needed that is. Sorta a hobby of mine, finding porn for people
No.83513
I think the legal age of consent should be 18.
16 is too young. Fucking pedophiles. They're still basically a child. Undeveloped and all.
No.83514
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No.83515
>>83513
I think 14 is fine age, that was when I first had sex
No.83516
>>83505
Thats how it starts! just a joke and then it goes to far!
No.83517
>not being a heterosexual cisgendered neurotypical upper-middle class male or female
No.83518
>>83513
so 16 year olds fucking other 16 year olds are pedos…
when did you lose your virginity noun?
No.83520
>>83512
look is depending, if it has more rubber bits that're stylist then it can be really sexy
>>83513
it is in america, isn't it?
No.83521
>>83513
I actually agree.
Legal consent should be 18, but sex ed in young ages.
But how do we deal with 16 year olds boning each other?
No.83522
>>83508
Make sure you come on Jiwan so we can play with the Brazilian scum
No.83523
Age of consent is 0
Muhammed has spoken
No.83524
>>83513
>>83510
Uh! Did you intend for that to sound like you're gonna break up with him in like a week, or am I reading it wrong?
No.83525
>>83523
HE KNOWS SEX NOW
HE IS NOW A MAN
No.83526
i lost my virginity at 14 i think.
kids are gonna fuck, there is no point criminalizing it.
No.83527
>>83519
Yes it is? Whats wrong with 14 years old having fun with eachother so long they are educated about the matter?
If anything the law should be 13 for sex, and a side note saying that 18+ can't have sex with 18-
No.83528
>>83524
Hah, no. I just mean I always seem to get into relationships with lots of obstacles in them.
No.83529
>Minor does everything in their power to seduce someone
>18+ gets in trouble for it
Ebin
No.83530
>>83518
Well I've had my cock sucked when I was 16-17. Does that count as losing my virginity?
No.83531
>>83527
>>83527
>>83527
>>83527
this
with maybe some restrictions like MUST use protection < 16 and stuff
No.83532
No.83533
>>83526
I wouldn't criminalize it, I'd just stuff it in a grey area.
No.83534
Isn't the no sex under 16 here just made so adults can be legally held responsible for using their status to rape kids and not get away with it basically?
Like why is it a problem even, age of consent just means age a younger person can give an old person troubles if the old person is rapey.
No.83535
>>83532
It just feels wrong hearing about older men having sexual intercourse with young teens.
No.83536
GAY LOLI PK SHIT TALKING DEATHSQUAD IS GOAT
No.83537
>unexpected age of consent debates HO!
No.83538
>>83514
I feel for ya mate, can't say I had that happen to me though
>>83526
well with the amount of lower class trash getting knocked up at a young age because they hadn't learned about safe sex really doesn't help that
No.83539
Is benadryl a good high or is it one of those stupid kid highs and I should only use it to sleep?
No.83540
>>83528
Oh okay then! It did seem like a weirdly cold way of just saying it out of nowhere.
PS. Somebody's shooting up fireworks outside and it's super illegal in this part of town.
>>83527
Well, if AoC is 13, are you gonna fine kids under 13 who have sex? Not saying AoC should be lower, obv, just asking! Like, it's hardly rape if a 10 year old has sex with an 11 year old.
No.83541
>12 year olds get lessons about reproduction, stds and the like at school
What's so difficult about treating this like a normal thing and not a taboo and then kids get knocked up because a condom is strange
git gud rest of world
No.83542
>>83529
>be 18+
>actually get seduced by a minor
Is anyone this retarded?
>>83531
Yup, sex ed is probably something silly for the kids, but they learn alot from it, people should be able to explore themself in their teens!
>>83535
Imo its just another fetish no? Some 20 year old having sex with a 40 year old is just another way of getting off.
No.83543
Unless they were an immortal anime loli that was 100 years old… That'd be kinda hot. With age comes maturity.
No.83544
>>83534
>>83534
>>83534
>>83534
>>83535
it feels wrong hearing about niggers having sex with white girls, but i don't go around projecting that and trying to stop them.
>>83539
stupid kid high tbh
No.83545
when I was 14 I just played games.
I didn't know how people even did the sex.
still kinda don't.
No.83547
I wish i had someone to sit down and listen and actually pay attention to Hardcore History with me and talk about it.
Everyone just doesn't pay attention at all :(
>>83447
is that a good show
>>83539
FUCKING
STOP
>>83545
wtf
No.83548
>>83545
Awww. You'll find out!
No.83549
No.83551
>>83534
I think the under 16 rule is sort of a catch all really.
If you're both under 16, you're doing some heavy shit since pregnancy and all that. And all that shit you talk about with love is sort of… well… silly, since you're dumb and that under 16.
Now, it makes it super illegal for someone to fuck someone under 16, because they're fucking dumb. I wouldn't call it age of consent, I would call it 'age that they should know better, fucking idiots'
No.83552
>>83547
uve been MEMED again kid
No.83553
>>83545
You still don't know that people have sex, tokai?
>>83542
>>83544
I suppose you're right. Maybe it's just cause I'm into milfs. With age comes maturity - I find that to be the most attractive.
No.83554
>>83546
No, it was my bad since I misunderstood! I'm the more polite one!
No.83555
>>83553
>You still don't know that people have sex, tokai?
You still don't know how people have sex, tokai?*
That's what I meant to say! Misread it.
No.83556
>>83547
I really like it, if you love classic mobster stories, this is a nice minty taste of it with amazingly done filming.
I blame living in the bible belt
>>83548
I hope
>>83549
aaaaah police!
>>83550
*ouhm what you say*
>>83553
I donno how people get to the stage of sex
like what even
No.83557
>>83551
Then it becomes a teen pregnancy, but they should've known a thing or two about the technicalities already (at least, here) since it's school material as soon as you enter high school.
But yeah, probably.
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No.83559
>>83554
How dare you be the more polite one! You take it back, good sir!
And why would someone be letting off fireworks at this time of night and at this time of year?
Don't they know it's cold out there?
>>83556
You will. <3
No.83560
>>83558
I've been 18 since november..
No.83561
>>83547
Becoming an archaeologist was one of my childhood/teenage dreams
I used to love studying history, but mostly ancient history, like pre-rome
No.83562
I had a baby on the way when I was 16, we nearly kept it.
It was aborted at the last chance.
Shit hurts, in equal measure I am happy, because in retrospect i am glad i'm not with that partner any more, but I was ready for a child.
I was buying clothes, nappies, bottles, bedding, all the stuff we needed, and I know I would have knocked that shit out of the park.
If someone had tried to tell me that was illegal, I would have showed them illegality and murdered them.
Fuck nanny states.
No.83563
>>83541
I remember back in elementary school, all us boys had to put a condom on a dildo, good times.
>>83540
… No? Kids doesn't even get fined for stealing stuff, the parents get in trouble.
And no, I don't think kids at that age have hit puperty so they wouldn't even beable to have intercourse with that small of a penis and virgina, I've heard lots of stories about kids at that age touching eachother, its one way to learn what is what.
>>83553
So because of your sexual perference the world should change accordingly?
>>83545
I played with girls at that age, wasn't anything special
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>>83561
Did you have a whip and a fedora in your dreams?
Or are those in your more recent dreams?
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No.83566
>>83556
I said "Me too tokai…" I just never done it so I dont really know how and i didn't when I was 14 either I was a loser then and still am…
No.83567
>>83562
England is a nanny state
No.83568
>>83567
Not to worry, it won't be by the time we finally ditch the Conservatives.
No.83569
why does google docs exist
No.83570
>>83567
lol, I don't live in england.
No.83571
>>83557
My argument is 'Kids are fucking dumb'.
Even when you're 16, 14 or whatever, they're fucking dumb. If I was 14 and asked 'Fuck me please, I need to get off and you're handsome as fuck', I'm giving consent but I'm too fucking dumb to deal with the ramfications of relationships and all that which comes with sex.
Shiieet, I was doing all sorts of dumb shit at 14 all the way to 20, only wised up at 21-22.
No.83572
>>83559
time tells I guess
>>83563
how??
>>83565
bluh!
>>83566
I tried a song reference..
it'll be alright
No.83573
>>83568
>implying UK doesn't descend further into an authoritarian police state
No.83574
>>83563
Well no, I didn't say that. I had a mini revelation just now when you said it's just another fetish. It doesn't appeal to me therefor I thought it was strange. I guess it was because I was also taught that it was wrong growing up.
No.83575
>>83562
>I was ready for a child
no you weren't
No.83576
>>83564
I wanted to learn stories from the past just by finding random belongings to people long dead, and learning more about the human race in the process. Though finding something great, like a king/emperor's tomb and riches would be a dream come true, I mostly jus wanted to connect with our beginnings.
No.83578
>>83572
Im not good with song references…
I'll just add that to my fail tally
No.83579
>>83559
Never! I'll be polite forever!
It's cold and a snow storm and a part of town full of wooden houses so it's illegal for fireworks! Not sure what they were thinking!
>>83563
Doesn't make much sense for the parents to get fined either, though! It's not like kids are hurting anyone if they're (consensually) experimenting with each other.
No.83580
>>83577
Fucking normies, am I right?
No.83581
>>83575
I argue that no one is ready for a child.
You can brace for a crash but chances are you're gonna get whiplash and shit.
No.83582
>>83568
not going to happen any time soon since old people are still a thing
>>83570
scotland or wales?
No.83583
>>83572
>How
She wanted to touch me, and I wanted to touch her.
>>83574
I mean, youre 20, and you want to have sex with a 40 year old, is it different now thats is a boy thats young?
No.83584
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>>83569
Because they want part of the Sharepoint market, probably.
>>83572
Some guy would be very lucky to have ya
>>83573
Yeah, that's bound to happen too.
Although they're probably doing the same stuff now that they were mostly doing before, only now they're making it explicitly legal rather than hiding it all.
>>83579
Me too!
Stupid kids.
No.83585
>>83577
I'm just glad I got that awkward shit out the way so I can focus on more meaningful things.
LIKE VIDEOGAMES
No.83586
I don't know what's wrong with you people, I was perfectly matured by the time I was 16. Not much has changed since then.
Maybe it's because I left home at 15 and was essentially independent long before then, but I don't see how everyone else could have been so significantly less matured.
>>83575
oh, you knew me?
you STILL don't know me.
>>83582
Scotland
No.83587
>>83571
You don't need rules for everything though and things with society shouldn't be mapped one on one in law, but given some play for each separate case.
It's creepy when an older guy gets it on with a young teen, but not if it's a slightly older guy.
If neither parties consider it a problem it's okay I think, I haven't seen cases in the news saying otherwise.
>>83572
blah
No.83588
>>83579
Skandi, if you get a child and it starts stealing shit, its your fault for now educating the child, so youll get fined.
No.83589
>>83580
I fucked an 11 year old girl.
No.83590
>get asked out by a person I just met a week ago
w h y
h
y
No.83591
>>83584
Sharepoint is as much of an abomination, if not more, than Google fucking Drive.
Fucking DropBox just works, why don't people just use it?
>one month file history
>local sync
>no stupid software tie-ins with limited functionality and hugely incompatible with other programs
Like, fuck.
Also fuck the establishment.
>UN peacekeepers rape kids
>whistleblower is exonerated because it was suppose 2 b secrit
kek
No.83592
It's patching. Gonna leave it up in the background while I'm at work.
>>83589
I fingered a girl in my closet when I was 13. She was 15 and sat on my lap while doing so.
>>83590
Cause you're an open queer!
No.83593
>>83586
huh it always amazes me where people are who post on this site because I never expect them to be from those places
>>83590
because you play your fake cute routine and people fall for it
No.83594
>>83590
they want your butt
No.83595
>>83590
>never get asked out ever
No.83596
>>83595
Burt…. will you go to the prom with me?
No.83597
>>83578
*pet*
its okay
>>83583
how did you know
>>83584
that makes me feel better
>>83587
zing
No.83598
>>83587
True, you don't need rules for everything.
Which is why if one fucks up, one would grill you and say 'You should've had more common sense!'
Even when there is no rules in certain aspects of society, written down, there is always a need for decorum.
Howver, as you say, if there is no problem, that means they're doing it right; and they should be cool, and law or no law can't change that… it is just when things do go wrong, we either got law or decorum to cover asses.
No.83599
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>>83591
Because it all ties into an ecosystem.
Yeah, Sharepoint's shit, but you can tie it together with a bunch of other MS products.
Same with the Google stuff.
Plus you've got more control over your own Sharepoint system than you would have with something 3rd party like Dropbox.
>>83597
Good~
No.83600
I think it's because I did some things with girls older than me that gave me my milf fetish. Strange…
No.83601
>>83588
Well yeah, but theft is a crime with a victim! Two kids experimenting with each other consensually doesn't have a victim and hurts nobody!
No.83602
>>83596
I went to the prom it sucked
Shouldn't of let people convince me to go
>>83597
I doubt it
No.83603
>>83601
IT'S HURTING MY FEELINGS THOUGH
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN WOMAN
No.83604
>>83592
but there are so many other people with cute anime avatars,ughhh.
>>83593
I wish I could smash that like button for your post because it was amazing.
>>83594
but there are other butts out there,why go after my mentally ill butt
>>83595
Wait until sunday and I'll ask you out when I'm drunk
No.83605
No.83606
>>83591
Because people don't use sharepoint the way it's meant to be used. Dropbox is great for small collaborative groups, but it's a total clusterfuck with more than say 10 people. SharePoint is an enterprise system that can easily handle hundreds of users, a fuckton of files, several different collaborative groups, and can do more than just file history.
No.83607
Someone call my cell phone, I can't find it. 409-808-7316
No.83608
>>83603
I really hate that saying.
'Won't somebody think of the children.'
Children are just tiny drunks that ain't got no moral compass, which is why I'm down with kids. People who say that 'won't somebody think of the children' are thinking about children the least.
Which is why I make the best babysitter.
I hook them kids up with the best shit.
No.83609
No.83610
>>83604
You wont really mean it though.
>>83605
Its not funny they only wanted me to go so this one girl who was friends with there dates didn't have to go alone.
No.83611
>>83603
>being so heteronormative that you think two kids experimenting must be a boy and a girl
WOW SPIDER
IT'S 2016
WOW
I CAN'T EVEN
IT'S 2016
#justicefortinyhomosexuals
No.83612
>>83609
Nah dude… I can't find it.
No.83613
>>83599
Once I'll move to Amsterdam I bet it'd be easier though.
>>83602
I don't
No.83614
>>83612
hang on I'll send you a dick pic
No.83615
No.83617
>>83615
thats a texas area code
you live in florida
im still gonna call it
>>83586
don't get so defensive
there's no such thing as a 16 year old ready for a kid
i dont think ANYONE is ready for a kid
No.83618
>>83599
But fuck the ecosystem
I want a system agnostic syncing tool.
>>83606
I'm talking in the context of small workgroups.
OneDrive for Business syncing is broken beyond repair also why is DropBox a clusterfuck if everybody keeps working in their own folder?
Sharepoint like where you put lots of files for lots of people to access is okay yes, but not for working together on projects which uses oneDrive anyway
No.83619
>>83617
Everyone has an area code from where their phone contract was a decade ago.
No.83620
"You have reached a non-working number"
No.83621
>>83608
I honestly think you'd be a good father
>>83611
YOU JUST SAID MY TRIGGER WORD SHITLORD
I'M A TRANSDIMENSIONAL MTM AND YOUR SPECIESIST NAZI WORDS OFFEND MY FEELINGS
No.83622
>>83619
you sound like RBCP when he does car dings
No.83623
>>83620
Did you like what I did there?
No.83624
>>83621
Flatterer.
But yeah, I'll be a good father soon as I have a strong foundation behind me.
You can be the best person in the world, doesn't mean shit if you're all living in a cardboard box.
No.83625
>>83616
gotta have hope for yourself
No.83626
>>83624
I dunno about that, maybe they're the best person in the world because they live in a cardboard box?
No.83627
is 1k calories a day healthy
No.83628
>>83627
Not for extended periods of time.
>>83622
I don't understand what this means.
No.83629
>>83628
I'm gonna do it anyway lol
No.83630
>>83625
I cant right now
this thread made me sad
No.83632
>>83626
Which is the reason why they'd make the shittiest dad.
Good dads come from shit neighbourhoods, but rise above it and grown roots.
They are both the speculators and investors.
Soon as I have roots, I'll be the best dad.
I make an awesome uncle though.
No.83633
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>>83545
I was playing Runescape and pushing my friends down a hill in a shopping cart.
No.83634
>>83610
My drunk mind will mean it.
>>83627
Go for 1.5 and you'll be alright.
No.83635
>>83631
Is it okay if I grill inside this apartment
No.83636
>>83634
2fat to maintain that im tryna get to 125 lbs and im 165 now
No.83637
>>83636
You can drop 40 lbs easily with 1.5k and moderate exercise 3x a week.
No.83638
>>83632
>Good dads come from shit neighbourhoods
I don't know about that
No.83639
So are we going to use discord for BnS when we all play? I'm still installing it.
You fucks are gonna leave me behind, aren't you?
No.83640
>>83637
its too cold to exercise fam
No.83641
>>83630
you gotta be happy again!
No.83642
>>83639
I'm passing on it, so you're fine
No.83643
>>83640
Just do body weight exercises indoors.
No.83644
>>83639
I'm still installing it now and its downloading like fucking molasses so if you wait for me tonight I'll level with you
No.83645
>>83635
my apartment gives free water so i made an indie bottling company out of my apartment complex and sell bottled water now
No.83646
>>83639
80
minute
queue times
No.83647
>Noun starting a new MMO
>Called FFXIV boring
>Didn't even get his main class
Lel
No.83648
>>83644
Can you wait until like 9:30 pm EST to play with me? That's when I get off work. It's taking forever to download for me as well.
No.83649
>>83641
Wont happen, at least not today or tomorrow now…
No.83650
>>83648
perfect, that's a half hour after I get off work.
No.83651
>hailey is going to play BnS with noun and not her mommy
i see where her loyalties lie
No.83652
>>83636
If you can't maintain it then youre just going to gain it back in the end anyway.
tfw I gained 6kg after a month of alcohol and cookies
No.83653
>>83638
Good dads come from great neighbourhoods too.
I was just thinking about my friend, whose dad came from a shit family from a shit neighbourhood, who'd use his baby pennies from his paper round to get cereal because it is like 'a treat meal' for him and his 20 siblings; since they didn't get fed.
And he rose his kid up to be my best friend, which is why I said that.
No.83654
>>83651
are you gonna be up for playing at 630 PST cause I won't be able to play till then anyway I assumed you'd level without me anyway/
No.83655
>>83653
what was yours like? upbringing and shit
No.83656
>>83652
Well as long as I maintain a protein heavy diet of 1.2k calories a day with some light exercise like taking walks and stuff and squats ill be ok
No.83657
>>83649
come onn, thats not nice
No.83658
>>83657
I'm sorry just ignore me for now till I am cheerful again.
No.83660
>>83654
I do not play MMO's alone
No.83661
>>83656
if you dont care about your muscle mass then you literally only have to care about calories and dont have to care about protein or moving around at all
No.83662
>>83660
Okay then come and play with me an noun mommy
No.83664
>>83661
ok then 1k cal and no movement till the springtime
No.83665
>>83655
Awkward.
My dad was an alcoholic, used to trip me up as a kid because he 'wanted to teach me how to fight'.
A real dickhead.
My mum was a bipolar mess who was stuck with my dad, whose family never really accepted her and caused trouble.
I was sorta bullied, for my hair, or for how I acted out or acted weird; some was partially deserved, some could've been solved if I had the nerve to punch a cunt. Arguments, foster care, counselling and a bunch of stuff asides.
So I found solace in my bedroom, found solace in videogames, then later the internet.
But all this is a footnote of who you talk to, today.
No.83666
>>83662
thats the plan
if you play without me or outlevel me ill quit playing and fucking beat you
No.83667
No.83668
>>83655
I did have good friends though.
Those friends were pretty solid, and are still solid today.
No.83670
>>83666
Mom, I would never play without you. It's quite literally my goal for you to always be superior and on top of me.
No.83671
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm off to take a shower then work. Bye /lewd!
No.83672
No.83673
No.83675
>>83671
take care
I'm going to cook some chicken korma, anyone want any?
No.83676
>>83674
I just want to watch anime…
today sucks so much…
No.83677
>>83667
We'll wait for you but I'm not waiting for you every day to play, hailey and i have a duo thing going on.
We'll play with you tonight and if it works out in your favour that we happen to play when you play and dont out-level you thats good. But I'm going to be playing this as much as possible when I don't have work.
>>83670
The urge to deflower is so strong in my mind right now
No.83680
>>83672
It isn't a sob story, because a load of people went through worst and got better.
I'm just a dude who went through an awkward childhood, and got a bit lazy.
No.83681
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No.83682
>>83671
>tfw you're ignored
No.83683
>>83672
Childhood don't mean shit, really.
Some people have it well off and still fuck up.
Hence the curse of freedom.
No.83684
>>83682
I thought you died
No.83685
>>83680
That's a bloody great attitude right there
No.83686
Having a crazy unhinged bipolar mom will really fuck you up man. I'd rather she was just 100% an asshole to me, not the 50/50 bullshit. Every interaction I had with her was a gamble and I was always crossing my fingers hoping she wouldn't hysterically snap at me.
No.83687
>>83681
[cute arabic noises]
No.83690
>>83685
If I say 'WAAAAAH, MY DADDY WAS MEAN TO ME AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T SUCCEED', then I truly have failed. That's an excuse.
No, the reason why I'm not hot shit is because I'm fucking lazy and naive.
If I'm anxious, then it was my naivette which lead people to take advantage of me, which is why I'm anxious of people now.
How one is raised up shouldn't mean shit now, simply because the availability of information is free for all and now you can choose what to learn, and ergo, what you can do with that information, ergo, what you can be,
No.83691
>>83682
You doing alright, chijo?
No.83692
>>83686
fuck, you were unlucky.
My mum was nice to me.
I don't know what to say but you'll have your moment when you both find peace with each other.
And then she can be like 'Yeah, dat's my son, he's doing shit.'
No.83694
>>83687
*cutest destruction*
No.83695
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>>83693
You're doing god's work.
*salute*
No.83697
Listen to Scanner, he speaks truth.
>>83691
Well he deleted everyone on steam and doesn't go on skype anymore.
So I'm going to give a strong guess and say no
No.83699
>>83695
cumming feels good~
No.83701
worst parent moment I remember was my dad creeping up at midnight to my bed whispering my mom and her family would all burn in hell.
Good thing I became agnostic lol
>>83690
Wish more people would think like that, fight the good fight.
No.83702
>>83693
>not waiting until your marriage to be lewd
No.83703
>>83680
aye that
>>83683
that's good at least
No.83704
>>83697
To be free is to wreck or check yourself.
It may be a pain, but it is worth it.
To be legit to one and one's others.
To not be legit, to yourself, is also a choice.
I don't even know what it is like to be truly imprisoned. If I was in a jail cell, I still have choice. To appeal. To get swole. Etc.
>>83698
IT IS ONLY GONNA GET CUTER FROM HERE.
>>83699
But to help someone to cum? Feels even better~
You did good~
>>83701
People won't, and it is fine.
I could lay a horribly depressing bomb on you, if you'd like.
No.83705
http://puu.sh/k0Hki.jpg
>tfw cant decide what prostate massager i want
No.83706
Moe is bad and you should all feel bad
No.83707
>>83706
I do feel bad though
No.83708
>>83705
What do kittens have to do with your degeneracy?!
No.83709
>>83704
no problem, my heart already has an underlying depressive layer
No.83710
>>83705
That scared the fucking shit out of me.
No.83711
>>83705
I have doors on either side of me, one a closet, and that knocking scared me so much
No.83712
>>83706
moe is cute & cuddly i like him!
>>83708
how was your shower onii-chan? sorry i couldnt help you cum;(
>>83711
>>83710
hehe sorry~
No.83713
>>83712
It was great, now I"m off!
No.83714
>>83712
I thought someone was knocking on my door, horrific.
What anime is this girl from?
>>83713
Have fun!
No.83716
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No.83719
>>83709
What you said. 'I wish everyone thought like this' is a very isolated case.
Let's unpackage this. We are in a specific board on a specific website wrapped in specific communities. Only you and I and a few other people heard this. In a specific time frame when I am sorta drunk and comfortable to say this.
I wouldn't say this is a fight. I would say this is a campfire that we found ourselves huddled towards to. It is words like yours and mine which gives us warmth. There are a lot of campfires dotted around this place. In a place of all places.
Does it make our words insignificant, or does it make it extra special?
No.83720
>>83709
Your depression is yours.
And it is yours to share.
In this bonfire we made ourselves.
No.83721
>tfw i want to cum all over this lewd figure
No.83722
>>83721
I'VE SEEN THAT HAIRCLIP IN INYOUCHUU!
I CAME TO THAT ANIME/DOUJIN 20 TIMES!
No.83725
>>83719
Yuh, and I guess everyone thinking the same wouldn't be great.
special for us, insignificant for unaffiliated.
>>83720
very poetic~
No.83726
The normal queue is full. Please try again later.
This game is more like archeage than I hoped for.
No.83727
>>83723
What the fug you looking at?
No.83728
seeya fgts text meif you want and if you have my number lol its only one of u
No.83729
>>83714
infinite stratos
>>83717
bitch I got guns and a baton
>>83718
there's a cock in my boots
No.83730
>>83724
ONE LEWD DESERVES ANOTHER
>>83725
Shit just came to me.
But hope it filled your heart with love, and discarded the things that aren't important.
No.83731
>>83729
Theres a cock in my butter
No.83732
>>83730
>>83730
>tfw no lewd cock to suck
No.83734
time to sleep though
ni ni
>>83730
Those are the best at times.
A feeling of connection does fill it.
No.83735
>>83732
this is the kind of person Moe aka Rockso aka Desu wants on our board
remember that
No.83736
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>>83732
I'mma drink more, then I'll get back to you.
No.83737
>>83734
I sorta wish I wasn't drunk to pull this shit out of my ass.
Won't talk to you like this in the next time, best savour what we have now.
Sleep dreams.
Sweet Night.
No.83739
Does Miles still post here?
No.83740
>>83739
Every now and then
No.83742
>>83739
Really rarely, he doesn't feel like he's any good at talking to people in chan environments, for some reason. Who's asking, so I can tattle to him?
No.83746
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>>83743
those eyebrows get me every time, she's like a cute little mini Moogi.
No.83748
>>83733
he there you aways for awhiles, how have you been?
>>83734
night
>>83740
hi bit!
No.83749
Where is the perfect place to jack-off at a friend's house?
No.83750
>tfw you cum after days & hours of teasing & you open your mouth out with your tongue sticking out & cum all over your chest/face & it gets in your mouth
>eeeee
No.83751
>>83747
You're face is inappropriate.
No.83752
>>83742
It is anon from /r9k/ who he gave images. He had offered to talk/be pals before but I have similar problem talking so I declined. But now I'm ready to try and made a skype I hadn't seen him lately on /r9k/ so I thought I would see if here was over here with you dorks still.
No.83753
No.83754
>>83748
I been good, slept on the ship last night, it was a duty day so I couldn't come home.
No.83755
>>83749
bathroom, but you can wait like a decent human being you degenerate
No.83756
>>83750
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
No.83757
No.83758
>>83748
Hi!
>>83749
Laundry room
>>83751
*Slaps your tongue*
No.83759
>>83743
See? I drank more, now I can rebuttal.
WITH EXTRA BUTT.
>>83738
Tbh, I prefer to leave a mess.
And get you to clean it up afterward
No.83760
>>83752
Oh! You're the one with the "perverted-" filenames? I'll let him know in any case!
No.83762
>>83754
dudie
heh
>>83757
that's his problem
>>83758
how's you doing?
No.83763
No.83764
>>83755
>Implying that I can ever be a decent human being.
No.83766
File: 1453247690393.png (Spoiler Image, 29.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 456b5b41e00bd8cce919cb2115….png)
Oh, btw, I'n drunk now.
Like, dank drunk.
So I'd like… lock up your doors or something.
AND FUCKING BRACE YOURSELF.
No.83767
No.83769
>>83752
I don't have Skype though.
Do you have Steam? That's basically all I use these days.
No.83770
>>83768
You ever seen the doujin of that character?
Best rimjob ever.
No.83771
>>83769
i miss miles
all the original posters are leaving
this isnt the same place it used to be
No.83772
>>83768
I'm fucking wonderful, chicken korma is the best and I have enough to eat it throughout the week
No.83773
>>83758
We're American, we don't have a laundry room.
No.83774
>>83773
>we're american we don't have a laundry room
>said to the other american telling you to use a laundry room
wtf is wrong with you
No.83775
>>83771
Why would you of all people miss me?
I didn't leave, I just don't post often.
No.83777
No.83778
>>83775
do you think I hate you or something? cause i dont at all mang
No.83779
>>83770
I haven't fapped to doujins in a while, link it fam
>>83772
Sounds tasty!
>>83773
No.83780
>>83759
anything for you, but i prefer to have it all in my mouth so i can swirl it around my tongue & swallow it whole ♥
No.83781
#4478 in line
estimated wait time 125 min
No.83782
>>83769
I like keeping my real steam for just playing games.
Is it okay if I make a new steam and you can friend me?
No.83783
No.83784
>>83782
Umm. If you want to I guess that's okay.
No.83785
why you gotta be a hater mane
No.83786
>>83781
It aint that good fam
No.83787
>>83783
what makes you think I hate you?
No.83788
>>83787
I don't remember, but I know when I think someone hates/dislikes me there was a very very good reason behind it.
No.83789
>>83776
sorry
>>83779
not as tasty as you though
No.83790
>>83788
I didn't like you posting lewd photos of yourself but other than that I don't hate you
No.83791
No.83792
>>83789
You never tasted me you dork
No.83793
>>83780
Jesus, you don't even know me.
How would you know if I'm top notch?
No.83794
No.83795
>>83789
it's okay, I read it like beavis and butthead.
No.83796
>>83794
Never! Nobody will taste me!
No.83797
>>83795
speaking of that whatever happened to MTV?
last I saw of it there wasn't any music videos on it just bullshit and nonsense
No.83798
>>83796
not even your self?
No.83799
I was tired, hungry, and horny, but I managed to fix two of those problems
No.83800
>>83799
jerk off so much that u burn calories then eat ur own cum and pass out cause u worked out so much
No.83802
No.83804
>>83797
yeah, "reality" TV hit it pretty hard, and the music stopped.
No.83805
>>83801
~
>>83804
when the music stops you know when things are really wrong with the world
No.83806
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Things happened.
LAST CAN
No.83807
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>>83803
don't worry I'll add you
No.83808
>>83803
Sorry, I thought you were going to add me instead.
No.83816
Does anyone have that old 4chan infograhpic detailing how to turn image files into archives and still be posted as pictures?
People used to hide easter eggs and shit in image files but i forget how to do it.
If I'm not mistaken ( I am ) these are the steps
1. take image and file
2. combine them into a .rar
3. rename the .rar the same name of the image
4. change the extension of the .rar to same ending as your image so like .jpg or .png
5. post on 4chan
but this doesnt work
what step am i missing