No.84173
I'm gonna build a house in the desert with a flat, reachable roof and stargaze every night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxkGCxxEAU4
No.84176
>>84164
added!
>>84173
sounds comfy
also first
No.84178
>>84173
There's a house like that already built out in the desert, it's my house!
No.84179
always for spider is the bestestiser
No.84180
Goodnight,
(You)
>>84169
I dare to struggle against destiny. I'm like Guts.
>>84170
Yeah! Fuck shoes.
>>84171
I'm going to sleep, take care dude.
>>84172
Neither, I am lewd.
>>84174
Always trust in my purity.
No.84182
Oh, don't mind me. Best boy comin' on through!
No.84183
>>84182
what are the challengers for best boy if you are the incumbent?
No.84184
>>84180
>Neither, I am lewd.
Wordfilter's doing exactly what it was made to do! Goodnight!
>>84182
Huh, Sleepen is coming through?
No.84185
No.84187
>>84182
Needs more muscle definition, terrible edit
No.84188
>>84187
It's a trap revy. They had to give her the stereotypical trap body! From the omake.
No.84189
>>84188
Man body > trap body tbh
No.84190
>Friend (who was the one who broke my heart not too long ago) misses someone I pretended to be in order to try and fix things between me and him but he didn't know it was really me.
>Go log into the accounts to cheer him up.
>Things get out of hand and he tells me he loves (fake) me and wants to be with (fake) me.
>Explain it was me all along straight away after he says this.
>He removes me on everything, never wants to talk to me again.
… I'm a terrible human being and I hope Magi will forgive me for being such a horrible person.
No.84191
>>84189
Shut up homo! I have something just for you.
No.84192
>>84189
cock is all that matters tbh
No.84193
>>84190
sounds like alot of drama
I'm sure you had your reasons for it and I'm sure your intentions were good
how're you feeling now?
No.84194
>>84190
I think you did the right thing, Lot.
No.84195
>>84190
Wew lad
>>84191
Much better, thanks
No.84196
>>84152
I will send you an invite as soon as I head into bed which is in 10 minutes!
>>84156
Do what I do and go to sleep!
>>84164
We have something in common then,woo!
>>84169
I dont like waiting~
No.84197
>>84196
Still a bad medusa
No.84198
>>84178
Backtracing complete.
No.84199
>>84198
let the fuckening commence
No.84200
>>84192
If I care for someone, whatever caliber gun they're packing will do just fine!
No.84201
>>84200
that was beautiful
No.84202
>>84189
Bf dilemma: A trap upper body with a man lower body, or a man lower body with a trap upper body? This includes penis size.
No.84203
>>84198
I'll be waiting on the roof, don't be too long!
No.84204
>>84194
Not really.
I promised Magi that I'd stop ERPing, but in order to be convincing as the person I was pretending to be I kind of needed to… so I did it.
With a guy I used to love… after promising him that it'd be fine that I was talking to him.
>>84193
I just want people to be happier for having known me and been my friends. I just never know when I'm going too far and I make things worse.
I've been terrified the entire time that I'd do something similar to Magi because grand schemes to make people happy are my biggest fucking flaw.
>>84195
Ayy Lmao
No.84205
>>84196
i could cry until i fall asleep!
>>84202
they're the same thing
but it's better than the reverse?
No.84206
>>84202
Drunk dilemma: Try to post a "would you rather" but both options end up the same
My answer is: Manly upper body, so he can hold me with his strong arms
No.84207
>>84200
i like all cocks, some more than others
just saying it means more than masculine or feminine qualities
>>84202
man lower body
No.84208
Alright, this is getting pathetic and there's nothing interesting going on.
I'm out for the night.
No.84209
>>84201
I'm glad you could appreciate it
No.84210
>>84202
You are a drunk dilemma.
No.84212
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how many sugar plums is too many? There's no serving size
No.84213
>>84205
God dammit.
>>84206
SHUT UP. I just reversed both, it's not my fault that + and + makes a +!
That's the correct answer, anyway!
>>84207
Boo, wrong answer, bad crocodile.
>>84210
I'm a sober dilemma! Penis on your forehead, or a forehead where your penis is? I.e. either two penises, with one awkwardly placed, or none at all. Remember you have to actually live your life, it's not all lewd!
No.84214
>>84204
that's just what I want too but I too pretty much always end up making them hate me
I don't do grand schemes anymore
>>84212
still you feel sick of them
No.84215
>>84211
Can i kiss your tummy ?
No.84216
>>84213
even easier than the last
no penis you still get urinary functions right???
No.84217
>>84216
>even easier than the last
>picks no dick at all
Why would you not want two dicks?
TWO DICKS, MIKA
No.84218
>>84216
Now that is the correct answer! Yeah, you don't die, you just lose the need to pee. It's solved via magic!
>>84217
Try to imagine the extremely awkward head movements needed to fuck someone with your newfound unicorn dick!
No.84219
>>84217
ITS ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD
THE ONLY WAY I WANT TWO DICKS IS ONE IN MY MOUTH AND ONE IN MY ASS
its very easy to justify not having a penis when thats the alternative, i dont like my penis anyways
No.84220
No.84221
>>84218
I'm not understanding how there's a downside to having a second dick
No.84222
>>84213
I can't tell if I was being lewded at or given life advice.
No.84223
>>84219
I must be the only fag here who likes idea of having a dick in each hand
No.84224
>>84221
It'd flop around on your forehead constantly, unless it was hard in which case it'd be even more awkward! It's hard to be a cashier, lawyer, teacher, or really any other profession with a dick on your forehead!
>>84222
You were given a choice! How wise the choice given was is up to you to decide!
No.84225
>>84221
ok so youd have to try hide dick under a hat or something
maybe you convert to islam so you could wear a turban
what would you do if you got a boner???
>>84223
why joke?
thats almost as good
i wonder if i could fit two dicks in my ass
No.84226
>>84225
Only one way to find out
*unzips dick*
No.84227
>>84226
who do you want to share me with, noun?~
No.84228
>>84226
*tips unzips katana dick fedora*
No.84229
>>84224
If I had a dick on my head I'd make exaggerated head movements as customers were shopping
"why YES we sell that here, it's on isle 4"
"NO we don't price-match with competitors"
>>84225
Why hide it? It's a glorious triumphant horn of war, it should be shown off to an adoring public
No.84230
>>84226
>>84227
Me.
He chooses me.
No.84231
>>84227
Dunsel, of course.
No.84232
>>84229
cum onto your enemies to strike fear into their hearts!
No.84233
>>84229
Your current dick can also be amusingly shaken around, and is a, uh, triumphant horn of war, but you still wear pants in public!
No.84234
>>84231
Hell yeah motherfucker
No.84235
>>84230
you would certainly be high on the list
>>84231
that would work
No.84236
>>84235
Pffft.
Mine's nothing special.
No.84237
I wish I could ride my motorcycle without freezing to death
No.84238
>>84233
>you still wear pants in public
Only because THE MAN says I have to!
Row row, fight the powa
No.84239
>>84234
Haha we gonna spit roast this bitch.
No.84240
>>84237
Ride this dick instead cakeboi
No.84241
>>84214
it really would be better if I gave up on having feelings like a human being
or maybe the problem is that I don't actually have the feelings of a human being.
I struggle to tell.
No.84242
>>84239
would you also try to share my boypussy?
No.84243
>>84238
But you're not fighting the power, you're wearing pants! I expect three pics of you being pantsless outside by tomorrow!
No.84244
>>84237
have you tried wearing a sweater under a leather/windbreaker jacket?
No.84245
>>84240
nigga I'm 100% top
and how did you know I'm a christmas cake
No.84246
>>84241
what feelings you feel are human because you are a human and there's no way to compare so you're fine
you're just not a normal fag and who wants to be such a thing?
No.84247
>>84239
I've always wanted to join up with a bro and do pic related to some cock hungry slut
No.84248
>>84245
hey we havent talked much, wanna add me on steam? id/crocodilegirl
No.84249
>>84242
No, I'm greedy.
>>84247
It'll be so much fun. We'd hold hands the entire time!
No.84250
>>84244
Yeah it's not the core or head, it's the extremities and neck. No matter how thick the gloves or neck gaiter and scarf I just start to freeze after a few minutes on the highway.
>>84247
the ol wobbly H
>>84248
okie dokie
No.84251
>>84245
o-oh.. y-yea.. I'm 100% top too, real dominant !
And I know a lot of things
No.84252
>>84243
>three pics
Why three…?
>>84249
It's the epitome of male bonding!
No.84253
>>84251
like sucking my cock
No.84254
>>84252
>>84249
don't forget to kiss!
No.84256
>>84253
>>84255
Don't you give me that look I'll slap you
No.84257
>>84252
I'm not completely sure, it just seemed like a reasonable number. You might be able to fake one, you know?
>>84247
>some cock hungry slut
Hi!
>>84251
top kuk
No.84258
>rockso talking to Wohlfe
>neither of them know it's the other
I'm laughing so hard
No.84259
No.84260
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No.84261
>>84258
oh gee willickers what a conundrum, I sure have egg on my face
No.84262
>>84260
You're the biggest cuck, yeah!
No.84263
>>84254
Well, duh! It's not gay as long as our balls don't touch
>>84257
I wouldn't post something like that, even if I was allowed to…
even if you ARE a cock hungry slut
No.84264
>>84261
I'll give you an egg on your face cakeboi
>>84262
Not exactly !
No.84265
>>84264
I remember some of the things you told me…
You're pretty much King of Cuckoldry
No.84266
No.84268
>>84263
Oh, you wouldn't post it, but you would be naked outside? Interesting.
I can't help how the good lord made me!
>>84264
Exactly exactly!
No.84270
>>84269
So you don't want someone else to fuck Frenchie while you're tied up in a corner with your cut-up dick straining against your cage?
No.84271
>>84246
This all happened shortly after I told Magi that maybe I need a break or for things to go slower because I'm not sure if I'm really ready.
I genuinely love him with everything I have, I'm just terrified that I'm not ready for a relationship, especially one quite this serious. I've never had a relationship that either lasted more than a week without the other person getting sick of me or where I felt utterly trapped by somebody abusive and controlling.
I've never really had anybody genuinely love me and it's so scary because I'm so used to things turning utterly sour by now that I'm kind of flinching instinctively.
Also I don't want to drag him into the horrible mess of dealing with me at my worst when it comes because he doesn't deserve to go through that.
I hadn't told him yet that when things go really badly and it can't be solved with simply talking because people are refusing to talk I tend to meddle a lot and manipulate people really badly trying to solve things.
No.84272
>>84270
woah woah WOAH
there's /lewd/ and then there's 'might not want to say that in a thread'…
poor fellow…
No.84273
>>84268
At this time, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations that I like to strip down naked and fap outside
No.84274
>>84271
if he truly loves you he'll pull through for you
>where I felt utterly trapped by somebody abusive and controlling
how do I stop doing that?
No.84275
>>84270
u-unconfirmed
>>84271
How can you love someone you met like 2 weeks ago
No.84276
>>84271
there's nothing to worry about
Magi is a caring and understanding person, and will work with you as much as possible.
No.84277
>>84275
ERP is a hell of a drug
No.84278
>>84273
>not being naked as much as possible to maximize comfy faping levels
No.84280
No.84281
>>84277
I'm addicted to yours master
No.84282
>>84272
I'm not saying anything he hasn't said in public himself!
>>84273
So I'll underline "faps outside" in my Dunsel info folder, and triple underline and add an exclamation marl after "super naked"!
>>84275
It's totally confirmed, I'm basing my teasing on stuff you've said yourself! You're a massive cuck!
>>84280
Nothing savage about it!
No.84283
No.84284
>>84282
I NEVER SAID SUCH THINGS !
No.84286
>>84281
Why do you insist on calling me "master" …..
>>84282
If you wish! It's useless trivia!
No.84287
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84285
HAVE A SAD CUM BABY
No.84288
>>84275
how can you love someone if you won't even eat their poop?
He's wonderful and caring and has a beautiful soul and I kind of fell for him so fast and that question being asked so much has turned me into a mess of overthinking it.
It just feels so much like it is meant to be, I never believed in the concept of a soulmate, or fate and… I do now.
>>84277
We haven't really ERPd and we kind of started falling for each other before fucking was even a consideration.
No.84289
>>84284
You've said even worse than that, but it's not stuff I want to remember.
>>84286
T-to make it clear, that was just a stupid joke!
>>84285
Not right now, thank you, but I appreciate the effort!
No.84291
>>84290
after my previous experience and current experience, i think i can say i know the difference!
i dont think you can experience real love for ten different people
No.84292
good night cuties and cuters take care and be well too!
no gay shit either
No.84293
>>84291
What do you mean by the last part? Having a lot of past relationships doesn't make you incapable of love lol
No.84294
>>84288
You're such a romantic, it's adorable
Uh… on the subject of your troubles, use this as a learning experience!
You can't expect anything good to come from dishonesty
No.84295
>>84291
What do you mean by the last part? Having a lot of past relationships doesn't make you incapable of love lol
No.84296
>>84290
this feels different from anything I've ever felt before, nothing has ever made me happier, nothing has ever had me crying tears of joy day after day.
Nothing has ever made me feel more of a need to be a better person.
No.84297
>>84295
it was implied ten different at the same time
No.84298
Tell me about the MIka, why does he like the crocodiles.
>>84289
Do it nowww!!
No.84299
>>84298
character from league of legends that i mained and liked quite a bit
No.84300
>>84297
What does that have to do with lotxmagi?
No.84301
>>84298
But Noooun, it's late and I'm tired! I can't cum on command!
No.84302
>>84300
nothing at all
just inserting myself into the conversation, gotta get that attention y'know :^)
No.84303
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>>84294
>You're such a romantic, it's adorable
Let it never be said
The Romance is dead
'Cause there's so little else
Occupying my head
No.84304
>>84299
Do you still play a lot of MOBAs?
>>84301
That's it, I'm getting G the catboy in this thread!
No.84305
>>84301
Then you haven't been trained well
No.84306
>>84304
no i only ever played league
i stopped playing it seriously and now only occaisionally dick around with friends
No.84307
>>84304
How is G even connected to that?
>>84305
Shut up! I've been trained decently!
No.84308
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sup /lewd/ who is /drunkasfuck/ right now?!?!?!
No.84311
>>84303
I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
No.84312
>>84283
Hey
>>84304
What happened to G?
Also day of infamy just finished download for me.
No.84313
>>84303
I'm not familiar with the rhyme, but it was still cute!
>>84307
I think we need to give you more lessons!
>>84308
Hi Pins, I'm sober and thinking about sleep
No.84314
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84313
I should probably sleep soon since it's 5am but i'll wait until my eyes shut on their own
No.84315
>>84286
Reasons !
>>84289
s-shut up
No.84316
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84313
>>84311
…
I was quoting a song that people only remember the chorus of.
No.84317
>get invited to a chat with cebruz and a bunch of other old /sft/ers from the heydays of /v/ sfts
>cebruz kicks me
I ain't got time for this shit!
No.84318
>>84317
He was high as shit and invited his friendlist. I decided to do the same.
No.84319
No.84320
I WAS BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET WHERE THOSE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT AND THOSE LOVING ENGLISH BOOTS TRAMPED ALL OVER US
>>84317
I want an invite
No.84322
>>84314
But if you sleep, how will you enjoy your intoxication?
Please be safe, don't forget to drink water!
>>84315
It's a shame you're a pass-around slut…
>>84316
Not a bad song… I've never heard it before now, but I know of that band
>>84317
We're toxic erp posters, he doesn't like us any more
No.84323
Time to go on a Minecraft adventure!! I got a boat and nice things and am going to find a mountain to mine.
Does anyone want to play Minecraft with me? Nouny built a cute little grandma hut and Mika built a hole in a swamp and died.
>>84317
Yeah that was pretty silly
No.84325
>>84322
It's a shame I don't have you on my friendlist.
No.84326
>>84321
Love is a shadow.
How you lie and cry after it
Listen: these are its hooves: it has gone off, like a horse.>>84321
No.84327
>>84321
True love is like a good fist fight
No.84328
>>84322
Oh well. Saw some names in there I'd rather avoid anyways.
>>84323
I'll play after I set up my Blade and Soul character. I added a dock to my home if you want to go fishing.
No.84329
>>84322
I probably wont sleep for a few hours since my sleep pattern is fucked
don't worry, i'm not as fucked as last week where I got a £70 fine, lost and broke my teeth so i'll drink water before I sleep
No.84330
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84319
Don't get me started on love songs.
No.84331
>>84325
There's a way to fix that, probably!
No.84332
>>84313
I came now anyway, but that was because I wanted to and not because I was told to!
And now, at a little past 6 am, am I going to bed! So goodnight everyone!
No.84333
>>84328
I can't fish now! I must gather valuable resources in a mountain far away!!
No.84334
thank you, dunsel
next time you should join too, noun~
No.84335
>>84288
I mean you guys talk like an old married couple and spoke for a week I just don't get it or think it will last since you guys are going at the speed of sound
No.84337
>>84333
WAIT FOR ME! I want to go on the adventure too!
>>84334
I wasn't invited! DUNSEL WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HOLD HANDS AND KISS!!
No.84338
>>84337
i forgot you could add people to chats with steam…
No.84339
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No.84340
>>84332
Good night, Skandi, don't forget to drink some water!
>>84337
I had no prior knowledge the lil guy was feeling frisky… or I would have let you hold my hands while we filled him up full!
No.84341
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84335
It only sank in yesterday just how fast it was going.
and onto the theme of songs that people are reminding me of
at the speed of sound I will be found
No.84342
>>84338
Now how am I supposed to hold Dunsel's hand and kiss him while spit roasting you…? It's okay. I've had enough lewd for one night.
>>84340
Fair enough, loli-kun.
>>84339
>
No.84343
>>84342
yeah i kind of figured you had already fapped so i didnt really wanna bother you
next time
No.84344
>>84342
How romantically lewd! Noun, I always knew you were a softie!
No.84345
>>84337
Found a water temple
No.84346
>>84343
Oui oui.
>>84344
I'm a big softie for cute stuff…
No.84347
>>84346
It's only natural, since hand-holding and cutesy shit is superior to most anything sexual
It's just good taste
No.84348
>>84347
It honestly is. It feels great too. Makes me nice and warm!
No.84349
>>84347
id like to be able to cuddle someone…
No.84350
I'm gonna go to sleep, I was going to stay up waiting for Magi to wake up so I could talk to him about the stuff I mentioned as soon as he woke up but I'm way too tired.
I dunno who to ask to do so but can somebody look out for him while I'm asleep? I'm sure he'll take all this crap from Tuesday hard but let him know I said I absolutely do still love him no matter what and I don't want the break we talked about. I want him and I'll do anything for him to be happy.
No.84351
BLADE & SOUL QUEUE IS OVER!
No.84353
>>84352
oh god do all the faces look like that
No.84354
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
While we're posting love songs…
Nothing is quite like a love song, written about a vice, instead of a woman!
No.84355
>>84352
what am i looking at
No.84356
>>84351
>>84352
play with me please
No.84357
>>84356
we'll play with you alright!
show me your cock first~
No.84359
>>84356
Of course! That was the plan all along, Bratty. I'm going to take a year in this character editor though. Should we all get in a discord?
No.84361
>>84357
If you give me a few minutes I will but it's small
>>84359
I won't use it, I wouldn't know what to talk about but you go right ahead
>>84360
Sodachi Oikura
No.84362
>>84361
You could just mute your mic if you wanted.
No.84363
>>84362
>>84361
get in the discord me and kyoko are here
No.84364
>>84361
>it's small
Post it here
No.84365
>>84350
Oh and goodnight everyone.
No.84366
>>84361
Nice, I found you and can block you but can't add you. There's a button by your name called 'friends' that does nothing.
No.84368
>>84365
I'll tell him if I'm here, don't worry.
No.84369
>>84363
gib me a link then please
>>84364
won't I end up in a folder somewhere?
>>84366
too early maybe?
No.84370
>>84365
Good night, Lot, and good luck
No.84371
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No.84372
>>84369
Probably a folder on my computer called "cute dicks"
No.84375
I would cuddle with you mika. No gay shit though, and I don't mean that in the 'teehee' way. I don't think you would though so dw
No.84377
pros of mentally ill (probably not even effective) serum:
-cumming feels pretty great. no wonder girls can be sluts
-cuter, skin softer, hair softer, everything softer
-body hair lessened
-more feminine body shape(?)
cons of mentally ill serum:
-emotional stability of teenager
-sterility and bone issues later on in life
-transition acne is weird but will go away
-weaker, but more especially in upper body strength
why am i so confused on this and why did i have to be a degenerate
>>84374
sexy
No.84378
>>84375
i might
maybe
probably
No.84379
>>84377
the emotional stability of a teenager is real. I've seen it so much.
No.84380
>>84374
Why is his face the only thing that doesn't look like ass
No.84381
>>84377
do you mean tranny meds?
No.84382
>>84379
it is sort of pretty annoying
>>84381
yep! they're not even actual ones either… just plant supplements i stole from a store
No.84383
>>84374
You are a true artist Noun.
You will be the envy of everyone playing with a character like that…
No.84384
>>84377
>>84380
>>84383
>#3740 in queue
>4 hour wait time
Yeah I think I'll just go back to Dragon's Dogma….
No.84385
>>84382
plant supplements will do barely if at all anything
you got scammed congrats
No.84386
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No.84387
>>84385
>implying i got it legally
>implying i can actually get actual suppliments without going through my parents
nop
No.84389
>>84384
4 hours?!
Damn…
Is this going to be Squad all over again?
No.84392
>>84390
i may be about as old as how many of those smoking girl pics you have
No.84393
>>84392
its just the same image
you know you can post the same image more than once on 8chan, right?
if you're over 18 why do you need your parents to buy get supplements?
No.84394
>>84393
i still live with my parents you dingus
No.84396
>>84391
You still have minecraft Noun, it'll be k.
No.84397
OH SHIT MINECRAFT! Senti, lets play!
No.84398
>>84395
it's so cheap though
No.84399
>>84394
doesn't mean you cant go buy them yourself?
No.84400
>>84397
Hey soon, I gotta go to 7/11 and grab snacks, brb
>>84398
true! get a job and save money or you're wasting it!!
No.84402
No.84403
>>84399
let's just say i have my reasons!
No.84404
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT, REPLY TO THIS POST!
>>84400
kk
>>84402
Play with uuuuuuuussss!
No.84406
>>84404
I can't remember my account information so I can't…
S-sounds like a lot of fun…
No.84407
>>84404
try and pull me from bns nigga
No.84408
today was a very good and successful day
No.84409
play minecraft with us
Sleep do you remember your screen name at all?
No.84410
>>84405
Thank you…
>>84406
Think hard! Or get a brute forcer.
>>84407
Queue simulator 2016.
No.84411
No.84412
>>84411
Chii! What's your ingame name so I can add you?
No.84413
I love hummus. My people had one thing right and it wasn't Islam
No.84414
>>84409
I can't remember…sorry
I was sure I saved my info somewhere incase I forgot, but it's been years and can't find it, I will have another look…
>>84410
I will try work it out again, sorry…
No.84415
Mika could I hold you to my chest?
No.84416
oh well, if it doesn't do anything, being a guy means i get to do guy things like penis and butt stuff!
No.84417
>>84416
You will not have any non-negligible results from supplements.
No.84418
>>84410
I used to play minecraft. That was pretty fun.
No.84419
>>84417
well, i suppose i'll have to try it another time, then
No.84420
I still play minecraft and own the most popular minecraft board on 8ch
:^)
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No.84421
No.84422
>>84420
Do you make youtube videos too?
No.84423
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No.84425
>>84410
>Tits and ass mmo
Don't expect FFXIV. Hopefully the queue is worth the wait.
Goodnight everyone!
No.84426
>>84423
Get to bed Gropy you Dane!!!!!!!!
No.84427
No.84429
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ive been listening to this song on repeat all day
am i losing it?
No.84430
>>84426
But I just woke up, Im going to work in 10 mins.
Shouldnt you sleep?
No.84431
No.84432
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>>84427
>>84428
I'm sorry guys, and i'm sorry gropy, you're still a degenerate tho
No.84433
>>84424
>tfw I have no secrets of civcraft
No.84434
>>84430
Nope, i'm drunk and not tired yet!
No.84435
Anyone here play any osu?
No.84437
>>84433
have you played there?
No.84438
>>84434
Why are you drunk on a thursday…
>>84436
Right now, get on your knees and propose to me.
No.84439
>>84438
It's a wednesday now, and because, tuesday nights are £1 drinks at the club I go to!
No.84441
>>84437
I haven't, but I haven't played minecraft in years.
I'm trying to remember my account info so I can play with Noun, Senti, and Mika…
I don't even know what civcraft is tbh
No.84442
>>84441
oh did you just watch that video?
i hope you watched all of it, its pretty good acting if you ask me ;)
No.84443
>>84439
Wait did you go to a club? On a tuesday? How was it?
Why is the club encouraging people to go clubbing on a tuesday lmao
>>84440
No?! What'd you mean no?!
No.84444
tis the season for leg tanglin and thang stranglin
No.84445
>>84443
nobody's bending down but you.
No.84446
>>84444
Bard!
>>84445
Are you saying you want me to propose? That I'm the man in this relationship?
No.84447
>>84446
aww hey gropy how are ya tonight hun?
No.84448
if i lived in sweden this picture wouldnt get me arrested but the 2nd one would
wtf europe????? cucked again
No.84450
>>84443
Because it's a student club and they do tuesdays apparently, i'm not questioning it, it was busy as fuck too, it took 1 hour to get in because the line was so long as that was with the VIP pass
No.84451
>>84442
I did watch it all!
If you made more videos like that, I'd watch them tbh.
No.84452
>>84451
ive been trying to think of more settings i guess, i dont want to overdo it
i like the off-screen improv domestic violence thing i got going though
its a good bit and it helps me practice my acting skills
No.84453
>>84447
Bard kiss me farewell before I go to work.
>>84449
You want me as a slave…!?
Do you marry your slaves? Weirdo
>>84450
Maybe the local uni gives the students wednsdays off?
No.84454
>>84453
I had wednesdays off last semester but not this semester, I still go on tuesdays though!
No.84455
>>84454
So you have classes today, but you decided on staying up all night and drinking?
What
No.84456
>>84455
No one makes the wednesday class it's alright, plus it was UV party tonight!
No.84457
What's up my fellow degens?
No.84458
>>84453
-leans all up in your grill yo- heres lookin at you kid
No.84460
>>84457
ugh not another one
No.84462
>>84459
Stop being so melodramatic! and readd me sometime if you wantI thought we were friends!
No.84463
>>84460
What else is the thread for?
No.84464
>>84457
Welcome to /lewd/, leave your clothes at the door!
No.84465
>>84453
Yes.
Yes
and yes
>>84457
substance abuse
No.84466
>>84463
this isnt an erp board
No.84467
>>84452
I'm sure you will think of something, are you going to try mix them with the domestic violence theme?
Or are you going to just make each setting separate from each other, if that makes sense?
>tfw 4 dislikes
Who /badtaste/ here?
No.84468
>>84464
Already newd.
>>84465
Alcohol is a lewdster's best friend! Just ask moecakes.
>>84466
I don't erp.
No.84469
>>84466
well erp was a part of steem gayshit for awhile
fucking erp
No.84470
>>84457
im gonna need to see cock
No.84471
>>84461
-smooooch- have fun at work lewdy
No.84472
>>84468
lmao
the fact that he's the first name that comes to mind is hilarious
No.84473
>>84467
my friends from one of my friendgroups who are subbed to me downvote all of my videos to try and troll me
its only ever them
i don't know, i think the off-camera domestic violence is funny but yeah i mean i dont want to over do it so there's more i could do, i've never shown my face on youtube though ;o
>>84468
i thought his best friend was heroin and coke?
No.84474
>>84472
Yeah, he has gotten blackout drunk and asked me to fuck his ass several times. Got tired of that shit, though I do love humiliating sissies.
>>84473
Never heard of him as a junkie or a tweaker, he is near blackout basically every night though.
No.84475
>>84474
You haven't known him for going on 6 years
No.84477
>>84476
haha
you said whore
No.84478
>>84476
theyre here to make /lewd/ great again, let em through tough guy
No.84479
>>84473
Then everyone who watches your videos have good taste!
Downvotes don't mean anything tbh, so it's harmless trolling.
They still count as channel interaction, so they are considered good by the system.
Probably best not to show your face since some people struggle to understand what is real and what is fake on the internet.
Mayaka, the new face of domestic violence.
No.84480
>>84478
Wasn't trying to stop em.
No.84482
No.84483
>>84479
i can show my face in non-domestic abuse videos i mean
i have to get used to that if im going to make comedy videos as a hobby man
and ya i know i dont get mad at the downvotes its just like tradition or something