No.84484
>>84479
i can show my face in non-domestic abuse videos i mean
i have to get used to that if im going to make comedy videos as a hobby man
and ya i know i dont get mad at the downvotes its just like tradition or something
No.84485
Hello /lewd/! I'm here to make new friends. Add me if you'd like, I'm watching a movie!
No.84487
>>84485
What movie are you watcing?
No.84488
>>84485
Are you a trap?
How much do you weigh?
Do other people find you attractive or Post a pic and I'll judge
How tall are you?
Thank you for your time
No.84489
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No.84490
>>84484
Yeah, I think you would be really good at it honestly.
Showing your face is pretty much needed nowadays.
Even if you want to play vidya, you need to reserve a small corner of the screen just so people can stare at your face while you play…
Kinda creepy if you ask me, but that's how things turned out.
You seem confident in yourself though, so you probably have no problems showing your face to an audience.
I'm going to sleep now, so I'll see you all later!
No.84491
>>84487
Uncle John. It's all over the fucking place, but I am enjoying it in a strange way.
>>84488
Sorta. 165 pounds. Yes I am found very attractive, always have a guy and girl into me at the same time since i was 16 (now 25). 6'3 ;-;. No problemo
>>84489
You've seen it. :^)
No.84492
>>84491
what kind of music do you like?
No.84493
>>84490
Bye sleepen. I'm surely confident in it enough, its just become so much of a meme that I never go on camera(most of all my old videos are private i used to make like daily vids lol).
>>84491
That 6'3 part is going to be an issue.
Where you from?
No.84494
>>84492
My favorite bands are are Smashing Pumpkins, Modest Mouse, and Apples in Stereo. You are very nice Bard, you should add me!
>>84493
Chicago
No.84495
>>84494
Possible, I'll need to see what you look like first.
No.84496
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>>84491
Were we friends at some point?
No.84497
>>84494
That's very kind of you
you're not rusing me are you?
I would enjoy to add you what is your name
No.84498
>>84497
Check my email address, it's my id!
No.84499
I miss my old grandma home…
No.84503
>>84501
tfw noun added me then deleted me
;=;
No.84504
>>84499
Noun I am sorry :[
>>84500
No.84505
>>84503
You were mean to me.
No.84506
No.84507
No.84508
>>84507
That name might ring a bell.
No.84509
>>84508
Oh well, I must sleep now. Good night x2!
No.84511
i haven't been this fucking stoned in a really long time
jfc
No.84512
>>84510
Sweet dreams sweetheart
No.84513
I'm pretty fucked up right now, too
maybe time for bed
No.84514
>>84513
ive been listening to the same song on repeat for nearly 15 hours
i think im losing it
No.84515
>>84514
Is it even a good one?
No.84516
>>84513
nighty night raggary :]
No.84517
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84515
you tell me
the song encapsulates my past mood for the past 20 days since i took MDMA and my mind got fucked up in a good way and i've finally had a drive to do things with my life and all that, getting a job, etc, etc.
No.84518
did everyone start listening to that song on repeat?
No.84521
Greetz and shalom from G.
No.84522
I'm feeling very melancholic for the first time in like 20 days, sad even not just melancholic. I don't know why, it feels awful.
I need MDMA, stat
No.84523
Ex from two years ago contacted me.
Indifferent.
No.84524
I've been thinking too much quasi-philosophical nonsense tonight and listening to that song probably doesn't help, I'm thinking myself into a melancholic pit.
>>84523
When I was on acid, the girl that I was in the longest relationship ive ever been in, two years, and only person I've ever dated who I still haven't really gotten over texted me some really depressing stuff about how she missed me and was suicidal and stuff. This was on the peak of the trip so I just fucking was sitting there bawling my eyes out( in reality i only cried for like a split second but it seemed like ages ). It was the most surreal experience of my life and I'm still not sure how I feel about it. I couldn't tell if it was real or fake and felt like it was like consuming my entire body. I still can't believe she fucking texted me at that moment, it just seems so fucking perfect. It was like a fucking metaphor for our entire relationship. Still gives me shivers to think about.
Somehow despite that I still had a really good trip and didn't go down the deep end. I must have a pretty strong mind, cause I was able to fight that pretty much with ease
No.84525
>>84524
Did you contact her back afterwards? I mean, we didn't really leave off on a bad note but she seems to be hinting at missing me and I don't want a dedicated relationship like that anymore, but I'm trying to let her know.
No.84526
>>84525
I was incredibly nice to her and told her I loved her and that I missed her
No.84527
>>84526
If you meant it, that's sweet, but if you didn't, it could be a slippery slope. Though I'm sure you know this.
No.84528
>>84527
I did. She has an icy grip on my small bitter heart
No.84529
>>84528
Don't let it slip away, if it's what your heart aches for. You both know it's right.
No.84530
>>84529
I broke up with her, I just have a very extreme paternal instinct when I think about her that makes me worry about her and think about her a lot. It's not even romantic at this point, I would never date her again. I'm sure if I was single she could convince me though.
I'm perfectly happy with the person I'm dating right now and have no interests in anyone else at all.
I wasn't ready for these feels.
Time to drink friends!
No.84531
play a drinking game with me /lewd/
No.84532
>>84531
But inputting data on phones is difficult. Do you even want me on my phone?
No.84534
>>84533
My electricity went out, let me run to the store and pick up java first. I.ve rarely played those and think of a good one for us
No.84535
>>84534
I put all our vodka in this screwdriver and its 1/3 gone
so you better hurry up
i take a drink every repeat of this song
No.84537
i want to make america great again
No.84538
i'm playing the regret drinking game
think about past memories and every time you had a regret drink
No.84539
>>84537
america was never good
No.84540
>>84539
you take that back
No.84541
>>84540
Remember that time we burnt down the white house?
No.84542
>>84541
Please don't start this DUDE WEED LMAO. First of all, the people the burned down the white house were not Canadians. They were British soldiers from The British Isles. There was no Canadian identity yet, or rather Anglo-Saxon Canadian identity yet, it was just getting started and wasn't really even all there yet. The whole reason you guys even exist as an English speaking nation sans Quebec is because of all the Loyalists we forced out after the revolutionary war was won.
Canada is an American crypto-colony.
No.84543
>>84542
Gets them every time.
No.84545
>>84535
Ill be like another 40m tops since a significsnt someone nèeds to pick up
Dont screw yourself out of that vodka too fast im otw >>84535
No.84546
No.84547
this place seems dead at this hour
how're things?
No.84548
>>84546
Good morning.
>>84547
Power and internet outage, unheard of things and such. Effective stone age setting.
No.84549
>>84548
morning, oh that's awful, why'd that happen?
No.84550
>>84549
Weak ass power plants and such.
No.84552
>>84550
best plant your own power and grow it to the size you need then!
No.84553
>>84551
Yes…?
>>84552
There's always viruses for power plants, could have been that.
No.84554
>>84553
Link me your steam, either here or on skype.
No.84555
>>84553
well then you just put condoms on your pockets for safety then!
No.84556
>>84554
Is there a particular reason you want it? It's not the fanciest of profiles…
>>84555
I'll keep that in mind then… Safety first!
No.84557
>>84556
im so rdrunk i mightn mpass out at anym omen
link mee
goodnigh lewd
No.84558
>>84556
right and also giving it a safe word too helps!
No.84559
Why is anyone awake at this hour. Why does this hour even exist.
No.84560
>>84557
Alright fine but then you gotta tell me what it looks like…
http://steamcommunity.com/id/renz0kuken
>>84558
Safe words? Nonsense.
No.84561
>>84559
I MISSED OUT LAST NIGHT BECAUSE MY GOVERNMENT ELECTS IDIOTS AND NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
No.84562
>>84559
because british
how're you cutestuffs?
No.84563
>>84560
oh yeah safety words like "bananana" and "why's my life so shitty"
No.84564
No.84565
No.84567
I AWAKE
WITH A HANGOVER AND A DEEP DARK HUNGER!
No.84568
This is one of those days where you don't really wake up.
No.84569
>>84567
scanner a shit!
>>84568
I woke up all sweaty and weird but it's fine
No.84571
>>84570
There is penguin propaganda?!
I WANNA SEE!
>>84569
Silence, turd!
No.84572
No.84573
>>84569
no it's not
>>84570
I want a penguin
No.84574
No.84575
>>84571
I just linked some. And here's an offer for you:
33% off for Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth - Rising Tide DLC. JOIN STEAM.
>>84573
They're so difficult to speak to, and even harder to walk with.
No.84576
No.84577
>>84574
it is
>>84575
I want a penguin pillow
No.84578
>>84577
how about you pick up a penguin?
No.84579
>>84575
I have Steam, silly.
And there is a documentary on the BBC mad biased against him coming out soon.
Something how his supporters must be crazy to follow him and why is he such a sensation.
No.84580
>>84578
They're probably too heavy
No.84582
>>84579
If you have steam than my comment page isn't a gold mine.
>>84577
We all want things out of reach, such is the nature of the world of desires.
No.84583
>>84582
Who are you, again?
No.84584
>>84581
huh
>>84582
but I found it
No.84585
>>84584
penguins are shitty tier animals anyways
spiders is where it's at
No.84587
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/25891159
Forcing memes with Cebbie for now.
>>84584
Doesn't look very snugly at all.
No.84588
>>84586
tell me this isn't cute
No.84589
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>>84588
Fucking horrifying.
No.84590
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>84589
TELL ME THIS ISN'T CUTE
No.84591
>>84587
I am snugly enough for two
>>84588
ew
No.84592
>>84591
you just don't understand the cute nature of cuteness
No.84593
>>84590
I can see the appeal, but honestly, I find them creepy.
Long legs, many of them, and eyes. And I dunno, is how they move.
No.84594
>>84591
I never said you weren't
but are you it?
No.84595
brb food
>>84592
indeed, I am no psychologist
>>84594
yes
No.84596
>>84593
I'll move you!
>>84595
just have to settle with being a cutiest then
No.84597
>>84595
It's a game of tag then~
No.84598
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>>84596
Please don't, every time I shift and move, it hurts us. ;-;
No.84599
>>84598
no it's too late, shoulda thought of this before dressing up like a slut
No.84600
>>84599
I'M IN PYJAMAS! T-T
No.84601
>tfw in the thread with that OK looking dude with the sonic PJs
No.84602
>>84601
Wait, who else has sonic pyjamas?!
I challenge him to a duel in autistic fashion!
No.84604
>>84600
well I'm naked so fug u you slut!
No.84605
>>84602
Not me. Mine are squarely shaped and of two color composition.
No.84606
>>84604
That's insane, is fucking cold out there.
>>84603
What is err… /r9k/?
No.84607
>>84606
good thing that I'm in here while they're in there and that he's the sherif
No.84608
>>84596
no
>>84597
tag you're it
No.84609
I'm a hopeless perverted faggot who can't stop thinking of and wanting cocks
No.84610
>>84605
Boring!
SHOW THEM JAMMIES!
>>84607
I just remembered that WERE OUT HERE
>>84609
We have treatments for cocklust.
All of them evasive.
No.84611
>>84608
too bad
>>84609
maybe you have a problem?
maybe that problem is that you don't have enough dicks in you right how
No.84612
>>84609
Actually! NO!
I have a better idea!
WE SHALL SHAME AND DEGRADE YOU AS THE COCKWHORE YOU ARE!
No.84613
>>84608
*runs around and tags Rockso*
>>84609
YOURE IT
No.84614
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut I am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut I am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>mfw when i get my boypussy filled to the brim with lewd cum <3
>mfw i want to get bred by alot of guys at the same time, oh gosh~~
No.84615
>>84614
>about to shame and degrade you
>you do it yourself wholeheartidy.
Whooaaa, I'm backing away from you. Your lewd is too raw.
No.84616
>>84614
stop getting my dick hard!
No.84617
>>84611
too rad
>>84613
I-I think he's busy..
No.84618
No.84619
>>84617
Playing children's games?
No.84620
The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever I'm with guys and I smell their odor it's so intoxicating and I get so tingly~
No.84621
No.84622
>>84618
no
>>84619
I hope by god there's no children involved
No.84623
I'm a submissive little slut who'd like nothing more than to be turned into a pet/plaything and have my mind broken. The only things I need in life are a master and their cock and cum it'd be more than I deserve
No.84624
>>84622
too bad it's already rad
No.84626
>>84625
I'm lovely, are you feeling any better?
No.84627
I want to be woken up with a nice, hard throbbing cock rubbing on my face and shooting their tasty load in my mouth. I can't think of a better way to be woken up than to be given what I crave the most
No.84628
>>84624
not
>>84625
I am not awake
No.84629
No.84630
>>84626
No, I've still not heard from Magi so I feel like shit.
I hope he's ok.
>>84628
ok.
No.84631
>>84628
I'll forgive you for not thinking so but just this once
>>84627
Jesus Christ
No.84632
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>>84625
Hungover, feeling very lazy.
Need strength to do the scanny things I need to do do.
No.84633
>>84630
well lets hope things will be good then!
No.84634
>You are never happier than when you make a man cum all over you
No.84635
I love the feeling of hot, thick cum running down my throat. I feel like such a good boy after I swallow the whole load
No.84636
No.84637
>>84630
can you wake me up
>>84631
I do it again
>>84635
okay I do relate to this
No.84638
>>84637
you'll break my heart!
No.84639
>>84637
Am I allowed to cum for you I promise I'll be good and clean it all up
No.84641
>>84640
my dick can only get so erect spicy
No.84642
>>84638
no matter
>>84639
sure go ahead
No.84643
I love being forced by men and put into handcuffs and have them do whatever they want to me. Cocks make my legs spread and jaw drop and heart pound and brain stop working, I'm addicted to cocks
No.84644
>>84642
please bully me master
No.84645
>>84642
my heart is matters alot!
No.84646
I want to hold hands with my husband all day while he tells me he loves me and that im the only one for him.
No.84647
>>84643
I'm going to have to masturbate now, I hope you're happy
No.84648
>>84646
damn nigga that's gay but also cute
No.84649
>>84644
you better finish quickly or this burning coffee is getting another destination.
>>84645
I matter
we all matter
universe
>>84646
That's really cute
No.84650
I don't even have the attention span for boipussi.
I just have enough to focus on shitposting.
No.84651
>>84649
well penguins don't matter
No.84652
I just want to play videogames all day.
No.84653
>>84650
the bp game is real yo
>>84652
which video games?
No.84655
No.84656
>>84649
>>84649
Would you spit in my mouth and call me a faggot while slapping me master ?
No.84657
>>84649
Would you spit in my mouth and call me a faggot while slapping me master ?
No.84658
>>84656
>>84657
>Can't even post properly
So useless
No.84659
>>84651
das no sciance
>>84656
I'd drool in your mouth until you'd choke on it
No.84660
>>84659
>>84659
I'm so close a-and I'm thinking very imslutty things right now master am I allowed to say them and cum for you
No.84661
>>84659
so isn't the soul baby but your hearts gotta be feeling it so cold
No.84664
No.84665
>>84662
Always remember to check if "Drunk" is still there once you've sobered up.
>>84664
Hi!
No.84666
What kind of jobs can somebody do with no education and unable to drive get?
Why do I keep trying to talk people out of suicide when I think people should have the right to choose when they die
No.84667
File: 1453306169383.png (10.44 KB, 567x454, 567:454, So mad I will arabic noise….png)
Deleting a load of people off my Steam.
If I deleted you, sorry, we either don't talk no more or YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME!
>>84666
That talking people out of suicide thing could be a job in itself.
Helpline might be up your alley.
No.84668
>>84663
I want to be put on a leash on all fours and service you all day and be fed every drop of cum like a good boy and maybe even share it with you a-and have you slap me and spit on me and call me mean names I'm so close w-where do you want me to cum maste r?
No.84669
>>84665
I just assume you're drunk all the time, makes things easier anyways though, how're you doing?
>>84666
if you can find one which hasn't already been taken that is
also because people killing them selves effects the people around them more then them being unhappy with their lives
>>84667
you fucker better not me
No.84670
>>84667
why did you remove me ;__;
No.84671
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>>84669
Course not Spider, you're my only vital source of abuse.
>>84670
I don't even think I ever had you added!
Plus, didn't wanna seem like a friend collector.
No.84672
>>84661
emotions are science
>>84668
straight in your face or face the consequences
No.84673
No.84674
>>84672
no they're not, you're an emotion, a slutty one
No.84676
>>84669
I'm doing great, considering I went to bed at something like 7 am! No work or anything today, so I've just been doing nothing.
Speaking of which, I haven't had "breakfast" yet, so I should probably go make dinner!
No.84677
>>84671
You dont even remember me? ;__;
No.84678
>>84677
My memory is fuzzy.
Like… all the time ._.'
Could start the whole relationship again.
No.84679
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No.84680
>>84677
I remember you just from that thread.
No.84681
>>84672
>The feeling of my hot, sticky load falling on my face
That was the most I've came since I can remember, it was hard to swallow it all b-but I did. Thank you for letting me cum master you're the best
I need a shower now
No.84682
>>84676
I got foods left if you want it
no cumming into it though
No.84683
>>84674
not
>>84681
good boyo, have fun
No.84684
>>84678
I'm just messing with you,you never had me added :3c
>>84680
which one?!
No.84685
No.84686
Aussie friend is streaming starcraft
http://www.twitch.tv/hotbigtit
No.84687
>>84683
a-am I allowed to do this again master ?
No.84688
>tfw can't sleep
I can't remember the last time I couldn't get to sleep, and I want to sleep so I can pass the time more than ever today…
Kill me.
No.84689
>>84686
time to shit on shitty starcraft players for not playing a real RTS AH HA
>>84688
it's been hot today so I didn't really sleep too well so I don't blame ya
also more time in the day gives you more time to talk with cuties!
No.84690
>>84685
Not, I am good.
>>84687
wait you can still go..?
No.84691
No.84692
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No.84693
>>84690
I don't know but if you wanted me to I will
But I meant at a different time or day !
No.84694
>>84691
am not
>>84693
oh nah be good.
Sure, any time
No.84695
No.84696
>>84694
thank you master you're the best. I have to go before my eggs get burned though
No.84697
>>84689
Your starcraft knowledge is deeply rooted!
No.84698
>>84697
I can't believe how boring it is
well I mean SC2 as well
No.84699
>>84688
*hug*
sleeep
>>84695
how?
>>84696
I hope they taste good
No.84700
No.84701
>>84698
You mustn't play the game to post in the gens, there is no prerequisite.
I assume you meant Brood War.
No.84702
>>84701
nah brood war is good
No.84704
No.84705
>>84702
was*
Afreeca the Korean host now hosts Artosis and Tasteless for it's daily cast show.
No.84706
>>84699
y-yes they're very good. I wish I could cook for you too
No.84707
>>84705
what do you mean was?
you can still play it nigger
No.84708
>>84689
Not much people to talk to tbh…
>>84699
Good to see you Tokai.
No.84709
>>84708
I'll talk with you if you'd add me even though you don't like me either
No.84710
>>84704
from all these bitches yo..
..I couldn't sleep
>>84706
how nice, I bet you're good.
>>84708
Goodie huh, whatsupp?
No.84712
>>84710
bitches be witches on kitchens with lichens you feel me bruv?
No.84713
>>84709
You are just a little spooky that's all…sorry…
>>84710
Nothing much really, I feel pretty bad and the people I normally talk to aren't here.
What about you?
No.84714
>>84707
Ease on the edges there. Personally I'm locked out of my blizzard account for 'misbehaving'
No.84715
Good morning everyone!
Physics final today, wish me luck
No.84716
>>84715
Good luck Mika, I'm sure you will pass easily!
No.84717
>>84713
how am I?
>>84714
hey I'm a straight edged mother fucker fucking on a bike from last Wednesday mate
you gotta not be a naughty boy then
>>84715
hi, I think you'll be fine since you're always so physical with everyone!
No.84718
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>>84715
Good luck or something~
No.84719
>>84712
I dont
>>84713
hope you'll feel better soon.
I've been tired all day.
it's no fun.
>>84715
Good luck!
No.84720
>>84719
no love no life there
No.84721
>>84717
Sorry spider, how are you?
>>84719
I hope I feel better soon too, but I haven't felt good in a long time, so I doubt it, thanks though.
I know the feeling of being tired all day, I'm like that all the time.
So why can't I sleep????? Ahh!!!
Have some fun Tokai!
No.84722
>>84692
The one about hating muslims?
>>84688
Ironic considering your name :3c
No.84723
>>84710
I'd hope so, I worked in a restaurant as a cook for 4 years so hopefully I'd be able to make you what you like !
No.84724
>>84684
How dare you toy with my affections like that?
MEAN
No.84725
>>84721
bleh, alright then, I'm pretty great thanks yous verys muchs
I could I'm starting to get really annoyed at my mother who keeps on changing the thermostat of my flat lower then how I like it, I like it really warm but that's abit much for the stupid boiler right now
No.84726
>>84723
sure you weren't the dish boy cleaning all the sweaty chiefs and waiters cocks on their breaks with you body?
No.84727
>>84722
Didn't notice you were here now Marsy…
Just make me sleep please.
>>84725
Show her who is boss.
No.84728
>>84727
if she does it again I'll have a go at it for it
No.84729
>>84720
sounds like me
>>84721
thanks
I wish you the best of luck..
You need warm milk
liiike?
>>84723
You sounds very promising~
No.84730
>>84724
Your own fault for not knowing if you had me added!
>>84727
Talk to me for a bit,I put anyone to sleep
No.84731
>>84729
what do you sound like?
No.84732
>>84729
I'd do anything that makes you happy master !
No.84733
>>84731
a depressed jazz singer from London.
>>84732
good boy, that makes me happy
No.84734
>>84728
Is she a spider too?
>>84729
Does that warm milk thing actually work, or is it just a meme?
I'm not a very fun person, so I wouldn't know what fun things to do, sorry…
>>84730
I will pay you if you could talk me to sleep tbh.
No.84735
No.84736
>>84715
GANBARE MIKA-CHAN! <3<3<3<3<3
No.84737
>>84733
would you let me kiss your tummy and snuggle with you and keep you warm during the winter
No.84738
I can't decide if I like sleeping for half the day or not
No.84739
No.84740
>>84738
well if you were sleeping with me I'm sure you'd enjoy it alot more
No.84741
>>84738
I envy you right now…
No.84742
>>84734
better get your wallet ready
No.84743
>>84741
when I'm sleepy and nothing else works I masturbate to sleep
No.84744
>>84742
Have you started yet?
I'm still awake…
>>84743
Does that actually work for you, or is this a prank?
No.84745
>>84734
it works for me, try it
you can have fun!
>>84734
too lazy
>>84737
That sounds really lovely, yes totally
No.84747
>>84744
no I'm completely serious, I think there's some scientific reason behind it. For me I just play with my butt and never end up finishing because I pass out after a while
No.84748
>>84747
that's probably due to all the effort butt stuff is then anything
No.84749
>>84745
>you can have fun!
How? :c
I'll get some warm milk then, I'm trusting you Tokai!
>>84747
That was even more lewd than I expected it to be, well done…
No.84750
Hey guys. Did I miss anything p.ure?
No.84751
>>84750
lots of really slutty things
No.84753
>>84752
Everyone make sure Dotter gets caught up on all the things he missed!
No.84754
>>84753
I regret posting while edging
No.84755
>>84752
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO KILLED UNCLE PAUL WITH THE HAMMER UNDER THE PALE MOONLIGHT!?!
>>84753
honestly it wasn't much but fucking hell moe is lewd
No.84756
>>84755
I'm not omniscient, man. So, no.
No.84758
>>84754
You kept the spider entertained anyway, I guess.
No.84759
>>84757
That makes a change.
No.84760
>>84756
well now I feel lied to
No.84761
Back.
Yeah, moe was so lewd I had to back away.
Shit was too cray, even by my standards. ._.'
No.84762
>>84760
I only said I knew one thing.
There was no need to extrapolate into me knowing everything.
>>84761
Lameeeeeee.
No.84763
>>84758
>>84761
i-i'm a good p ure boy !
No.84764
>>84762
well knowing everything is knowing one thing
No.84765
>>84759
Finally I'm the one not understanding.
No.84766
>>84746
you're welcome
>>84749
video games and series!
You won't regret it~
>>84753
I became a weird state of exhausted horny
No.84767
>>84763
Moe, you're such a cocklusting slut, I actually felt dirty reading that. .///.
No.84768
>>84764
Ah, but it is a different thing.
>>84765
I'm used to lewd things happening in my absence, not p ure things.
>>84766
I thought that state only happened around me!
No.84769
>>84768
probably, how're you doing anyways?
No.84770
>>84766
am I allowed to take care of your horny state master ?
>>84767
n-no
No.84771
>>84769
I'm alright. How about you?
No.84772
>>84768
We think alike, but not really.
No.84774
>>84771
I'm pretty great, can't really complain all that much
doing much?
No.84775
>>84774
Nope. Not much at all.
I might get onto the exercise bike for a while soon.
It's all terribly exciting.
No.84776
I just found out why my tongue is hurting.
There's like a little piece of it missing which I must've bitten off while I was sleeping,really unpleasant.
>>84744
Call me on my phone.
No.84777
>>84775
well I'm sure if I was watching you working your butt on one it would be pretty exciting
No.84778
>>84777
I'm sure you can find videos of people riding bikes on youtube to fap to if that floats your boat.
No.84779
>>84778
how would that be exciting for you though?
No.84780
>>84779
It wouldn't be. But having you watching me riding a bike wouldn't be exciting either.
No.84782
>>84780
what would be then?
No.84783
>>84768
my spirit is loose
>>84770
depends on your offer
>>84781
ask donations or marry them
No.84784
>>84782
FUCK off you creep he's not fucking interested in you, learn to take a fucking hint you literal mongoloid
No.84785
>>84773
And there's always more than meets the eye to anyone.
No.84786
>>84781
Don't bother replying to them. That seems to be the accepting means of exploitation.
>>84783
Can I be of assistance?
No.84787
>>84784
why haven't you killed your pathetic ass already? you're so fucking disgusting
No.84788
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>>84770
>>84770
No amount of lavender scented soap will clean me and recover my lost chasteness
No.84789
>>84781
Hej
Is it time for IQ testing? I watched Closer yesterday fam.
No.84790
>>84783
w-what would you want me to do ?
I'm not opposed to much of anything
No.84791
>>84785
Yes, don't judge a book by its cover.
>>84788
Hmm. I bought Mum some of that stuff in Turkey.
Is it the real deal or a fake imitation, though?
No.84793
>>84787
24 year old virgin neet living in parents basement who flirts with 18 year olds all day
19 year old trap who makes $14/h a big group of friends IRL from 4chan and a banging 10/10 wife
I think I know why you're so defensive :3
No.84794
>>84792
why should I to someone who consistently berates me?
No.84795
>>84791
Depends of your definition of real deal.
If it is lavender scented, may as well be legit, right?
I prefer getting my soap from Lush though.
No.84796
I would be pissed if I had to let my mom control the thermostat when I'm 24 years old
Wait does she control it cause it's your house, or cause she had to use it for you since you're too fat to get up?
No.84799
>>84795
I don't know. I think it's something to do with whether lavender was involved in the production process or if the scent was added afterwards.
No.85731
>forget tripcode
>be embarrassed