No.84800
>>84797
Not as lewd as yours.
No.84801
would I need to download anything else for that server?
I got alot of shit for it anyways
No.84802
>>84801
No, it's pretty close to vanilla. I'm getting a bunch of people on to it today too so fort /lewd/ is going to get bigger and bigger.
No.84803
I should probably play more of dragons dogma but playing games with friends is just much more fun.
>>84794
Because it will only escalate things even more if you're going to say mean things back.
No.84804
I should download that game again…
No.84805
>tfw you make more money then Mayaka an hour
No.84806
>>84786
inject two cocaines
>>84790
something comfy
No.84807
>>84802
if I'm really really bored I may
>>84803
what does it matter you fucks all hate me anyways so I don't honestly care
No.84808
>>84805
> tfw you don't get an hourly wage
>>84806
I'll inject you with more caffeine.
No.84809
>>84808
Just divide your income with how many hours you work and find one
No.84810
I'd like to figure out how to make NEETbucks.
No.84811
>>84809
Yeah, I make more than Mayaka an hour too.
No.84812
>>84807
I don't hate you but I dont exactly like you after you threw shit at me multiple times just because I didn't want to be your friend.
No.84813
>>84810
Stop living in a 3rd world country
No.84814
>>84810
if you live in america I can give you very clear and simple instructions to have a solid amount within si months.
No.84815
>>84814
>Senti confirmed for selling a pyramid scheme
No.84816
>>84815
Dotter give me 100 euro and Ill give you 1000 tomorrow
No.84817
>>84812
what do you expect after bloody removing me after all that shit with you and dim, I only wanted to help your ass feel better about your self and pins too
No.84818
>>84816
Convince me first.
No.84819
I'll do shit for your NEETbucks.
Like wash dishes or chores you hate.
No.84820
>>84818
Are you saying no to a free 900 euros?
>>84819
Wouldnt that be considered just work tho?
No.84821
Unexpected! Also I plan on doing some finishing touches like right now. I need to shape the top of it off and work on my cavern.
No.84822
No.84823
No.84824
>>84821
I'm about to set off on another adventure, I always do this for awhile until I find literally the perfect spot. But I always build portals in the places I stop for a bit, so I can connect anything where we've built stuff via nether minecart system.
No.84825
>>84823
didn't mean to question mark that
No.84826
>>84820
I'm saying even you can't be a big enough slut to earn 900 euros in a day~
No.84827
>>84823
Hey!
>>84824
>tfw kinda want to live out the rest of my days peacefully in my grandma house, fishing off my dock and going on mini adventures for supplies
I want to build an underwater observatory as well.
No.84828
No.84829
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>>84820
Odd job work, not stable but yeah.
GIMME WORK
No.84830
You better not be a vanilla minecraft pleb.
No.84831
>>84828
Been better. Just gonna play some videogames to get my mind off of things. How about you?
>>84830
Setoto you're the biggest pleb on this board
No.84832
>>84763
I don't believe you.
>>84766
Your horny seems normal to me, or I'm just very bad at reading people…
I'm playing vidya right now actually!
The warm milk hasn't worked yet… :c
>>84776
I don't like my voice though.
No.84833
>>84827
Build one out of a water temple. You have to clear it out of fugly ass fish first, but after that you can harvest sponges and use them to dry out the temple.
>>84830
It's impossible for me to enjoy MC mods.
No.84834
>>84831
I'm pretty great thanks not sure what to do but I think autsiming in minecraft could work out well
No.84835
>>84806
would you let me lie down on top of you and kiss your bare chest while slowly running my hands along your tummy and reaching lower and lower
No.84836
No.84838
>>84831
Shut the duck up Nounykins.
>>84833
>Not having cuh-razy modpacks
No.84839
I forgot you have to make an account. Gross.
No.84840
Someone give me an account.
No.84841
>>84839
I used to have a spare but I lost it. Now I'm just using the one that I bought many years ago. I think you can bruteforce it.
No.84842
>apartment hunting
I'm in despair.
No.84843
>>84808
yes prease
>>84835
I'd love that
No.84844
>>84840
maybe I'll buy you one
No.84846
>>84843
would you let me kiss your tummy and slowly kiss lower and lower until I'm kissing and gently nibbling the inside of your thighs ?
No.84847
>tfw have too much honor for neetbux
Oh well I have a job anyways also hi!
No.84848
>>84847
I like money too much to make do with a pittance.
No.84849
>>84847
We're too awesome for these neets.
No.84850
Are we all going on minecraft?
Shouls I join?
No.84851
>>84847
It's the only way to Make America Great Again
>>84848
This tbh
No.84852
No.84853
>>84848
So is pittance neetbux or not neetbux?
>>84849
They will never know the joy of being able to buy whatever the fuck you want… and then have no time to play with it.
>>84851
STOP LEECHING OFF FUNDS FROM COUNTRY I WANT TO BE A CITIZEN OF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.84854
>>84844
I don't need your handouts that I asked for.
No.84855
>>84847
hi
I can't really work because of medical reasons so I don't think it's shameful
No.84856
>>84853
neetbux is a pittance, a small amount of money
No.84857
>>84853
I almost feel sorry for the poor plebeians.
No.84858
>>84854
wanna play with noun or not?
No.84859
>>84858
I want to play with everyone. Platonicly. In a video game. No homo.
No.84860
>>84856
Oh I thought it could get pretty big. I guess it is a pittance then. As it should be!
>>84857
Same. Can't buy cars, property, fund any hobby they want. But they do have all the time in the world to do them but what is it all for when you can't fund them.
>>84855
I hope that one of reasons aint because ur overweight, cuz I hate people that get disability on that
No.84861
>>84845
that would burn a lot
>>84846
ye lovely caressing
No.84862
Oh shit RE 0 is on pc now I'm so hype
No.84863
No.84864
>>84859
Wow.
Homo.
>>84860
Yep. They probably won't even leave their own country/state.
>>84861
Depends on what I'm telling you to open wide for, doesn't it?
No.84865
>>84863
I dislike accepting gives, especially ones that cost money.
No.84866
>>84861
I'd hold you in my arms and let you fall asleep with me as I kiss your forehead master !
No.84867
No.84868
>>84866
>inb4 you rape him while he sleeps
No.84869
>>84855
cus ur weetahted
>>84860
>I hope that one of reasons aint because ur overweight
LMFAO MY FUCKING SIDES
No.84870
>>84859
right
>>84860
psoriatic arthritis
No.84871
>>84865
yeah, gifts suck, it means you're indebted to someone afterwards… that whar you think?
Is what I think at times.
No.84872
>>84864
>mfw left my home country to work
Its a good feel, "new" car soon fellow wagecuck!
Not seeing just a bit of the world is kinda sad.
I like to think of it that you get to see a certain place in that certain moment, and that nobody will see it in that moment again because places change. So its like, a special moment between you and a place that you are visiting/traveling trough.
Reading this makes me realize how dumb I sound.
>>84870
O
W
C
H
Please don't bother typing out a response for me, I don't want you to hurt yourself. Im so sorry for wasting your brittle bones by making you reply to me😢😓
No.84873
>>84870
WAHHHH MY WRIST HURTS I CANT WORK… I NEED DA UK GOVERNMENT TO GIBS ME MONI SO I CAN LIVE AND EAT CHEETOS AND JERK OFF TO UNDERAGE TRAPS ALL DAY AND SEXUALLY HARASS PEOPLE RELENTLESSLY BECAUSE I HAVE THE IQ OF A NIGGER AND DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HINT
If you were born in America you'd be fucking homeless, and that makes me happy.
Let's Make America Great Again
No.84874
>>84864
well yeah..
ice cream would melt
>>84866
you're a good boy, I'd sleep easy
No.84875
>>84871
I feel guilty and selfish accepting things normally.
No.84876
>>84874
tfw master seems happy to have me as his pet
No.84877
Tfw you will never go back in time for years to make Maya totally love you more
No.84878
>>84877
Tfw you will never go back in time for years to make Set totally love you more
No.84879
>>84872
Hah. Driving is one of those things I never got into. The public transport here is good enough that I just don't need to.
And yeah, I agree, it's nice to get out there and see the world - especially in Europe where you all of the different cultures and histories so close to each other.
>>84874
Among other stuff.
No.84880
>>84877
No matter what time period you went back to try and change things, it would've ended sour in ever imaginable situation.
I don't do long distance well man
No.84881
Hello everyone <3
>>84849
Cheeky git~ :P
No.84882
>>84875
I#m like 'Damn, now I have to find a gift to give back'
No.84884
>guy you told to piss of messages you on whatsapp asking if you want to see nudes
>w-wrong chat xD
>but if you want to see I can show you..
I fucking hate people
No.84885
>>84872
:E don't feel sorry for me
>>84881
hey there, lot wants to talk with you so do so
No.84886
>>84878
Tfw you will never go back in time for years to become futadictator of /ssft/
No.84887
>>84881
Hey honey <3
>>84885
We've already talked it all through, it's going to be ok.
No.84888
Thank u for not responding to me "brittle spider"
>>84873
WHY MUST YOU HURT HIM IN THIS WAY
JUST MOVING HIS FACE MUSCLES TO MAKE A GRUMPY FACE UPON READING YOUR POSTS PUTS BURDEN ON HIS BONES ITS RUDE OF U
>>84877
Um please don't think about past, I don't want competition. Its over. OVER
>>84879
Public transport must be really good where you are at tho, here, on countryside its lacking, or well not here at all. France aint that different than croatia, countryside at least.
Can't wait to make a few trips to popular towns and tourist places tho.
>>84885
IM SO SORRY (pls dont respond it aint worth it)
No.84889
>>84885
idk how fucking retarded you have to be to not realise she's fucking mocking you
No.84891
>>84883
Heh, hey dotty <3
Not all neets, or recovering neets can help their situations either :P
Hows you?
>>84885
I have talked to him silly :P
He was top priority before I came onto here.
Also hello Spidey <3
>>84887
Hello Cutie <3
No.84892
>>84876
You've been very good after all.
>>84879
like soup!
>>84881
harro
>>84884
>that little xD
reading that physically hurt
No.84893
>>84890
>Hetza
Good taste. I call this girl "Inverted Revy"
No.84894
>>84892
I like being good for you master
No.84895
>>84880
I would've moved to Detroid, then I could've met my current Detroidian friend.
>>84878
RIP in piss.
>>84888
Three way relationship?
No.84896
>>84888
I'm near London and two rail links into the city, so yep, pretty well situated.
Are you in the middle of rural France there?
>>84891
Yeaaaaah, I'm doing alright. How's about you?
>>84892
Yep, but that could burn too.
Ice cream would be better.
No.84897
>>84895
That sure could've changed things I suppose, but lets just say I HIGHLY DOUBT that occurrence would happen.
No.84898
>>84887
that's good
>>84888
pls
>>84891
that's good to, hi there
No.84899
>>84889
I am most definitely not! Pity that I feel is very genuine.
>>84895
No way, plus with alison and me it would be four way which would be super strange.
>>84896
Yeah, roads here are so shitty and narrow. They were wider in rural part of croatia which is weird. And not as shitty.
No.84900
>>84899
You're really into the idea of fucking alison arent u sicko
No.84901
>>84899
I'd say I prefer Croatia over France…though that's probably only true as a holiday spot.
Split is nice, though, as are some of the nearby islands.
No.84902
>>84891
From now on no more secrets except for presents and surprises :3
>>84898
Yeah, I was so scared when he was away for the first half hour he was online ;-;
No.84903
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>>84890
Hello anon C:
>>84892
Hey Tokai <3
Hows the comfiest person on lewd doing today?
>>84896
I'm wonderful, just sorting things out with Lot, and he really shouldn't have worried so much. Things are going good, everything is back on track.
>>84899
Hi Toodles <3
No.84905
>>84873
is that like "wah my tonsils hurt I can't work" right?
>>84902
things are fine now though! just like my Japanese animes
No.84906
>>84894
It's good to share that fun
>>84896
I'm full now anyway!
>>84903
my back kinda hurts but I'm doing comfy for the rest~
you doing well?
No.84907
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>>84902
Good I love nice surprises <3
>
>>84904
What about yourself?
No.84908
>>84893
And now that I know her name I may as well make a new folder.
No.84909
>>84906
But for how long?
>>84907
Ehhh. Nothing new here.
No.84910
>>84906
I want to share something else with you master
No.84911
>>84900
First off, you are into cucking and you keep telling me that you would just watch me and alison bang.
Second, I normally would consider alison as competition, but the more I see her post stuff, the more I like her and realize how good of buddies we would be. That and uh the fact that she would just win everything.
>>84901
Im not usually patriotic but croatia is a hundred times better vacation/settling down spot, and its not just because everything is cheaper. France has so much coast but its all garbage, no beaches anywhere, its just rocky cliffs on majority. And waves are too tall anyways since atlantic. Croatia wins in tourism, beaches and im it has much more tourist shit like clubs, bars, beaches, hotels and whatever you may want real close by.
France aint all that good, I hope to explore it more to reconsider my opinion. I did go to a few tourist places tho so I know this.
>>84903
Aaaaay!
>>84898
ILL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU
(making you waste your bones on me)
No.84912
>>84907
I just realised I'm going to have to buy chocolates this year <3
No.84914
>>84912
And no chocolate for me? Shame on you!
No.84915
>>84914
>>84913
Hey HinaMinaParu
Are you jealous? :3
No.84916
>>84911
no don't worry about it!
my hands are fine!
No.84917
>>84906
Did you hurt your back?
At least you are comfy for the rest~
>>84912
Oh I don't eat much chocolate, you might have to surprise me with something else :3
>>84913
Hey Parsee <3
No.84918
>>84911
Isn't Croatia a pretty poor country in general, though?
But yeah, it's certainly better in climate and tourism.
No.84919
>>84915
Yes I am!
Also it's just Parsee or Paru.
No.84920
>>84909
ask my belly
>>84910
and what is that?
>>84917
yuhh slept wrong..
but yeah all lovely now!
and more awake thanks to the evening coffee
No.84921
>>84917
Rawr!!!!!!! You're going to give me your booty.
No.84922
>>84920
It's pretty lewd I don't know if I should say it
No.84923
I have returned. Are we still playing Minecraft?!
No.84924
>>84920
What if I want to do something else to your belly, though?
No.84925
>>84921
>Cover eyes
Guess who.
No.84926
>>84916
haha I just remembered a thing I did as a lil kidd hehe
My grandma has artritis and I would gesture a handshake and squeeze her hands a lil bit just to get a reaction oh her huhu
it was pretty funny but thinking back I shouldnt have done that hoho
anyways im saying can I do the same to you hihi?
>>84918
Oh yes, super poor and super shitty place to work in, or even survive in because of work. But besides that its fucking great. Get money and come back and live like a king, or queen.
No.84927
>>84917
Hmm, I'll try to think of something~
>>84919
But ParuMinaHina I like calling you like that.
No.84928
tfw people dont want to make america great again
No.84929
>>84926
Kind of a good place to retire once you're mega rich but not so great if you're still young, then?
How did you end up in France of all places?
No.84930
>>84926
a strong handshake is a good thing!
although that was mean!
No.84931
>>84922
ohh you just do, cause if you don't I'm afraid I'll have to force it~
>>84924
you still gotta ask!
>>84928
Execute the traitors
No.84932
my mom used to tell me when I was young "you cant eat pizza every day" when she asked me what I want for lunch tomorrow
well fk u mom I eat (microwave) pizza every day GUESS I PROVED YOU WRONG
>>84929
No, its great if you are young too.
And I got a job offer, thats literally it, they handled everything.
>>84930
I know I was a dumb kid.
No.84935
>>84931
w-would you let me kiss you after you cum in my mouth and we could share it and rub it on each others tongues master ?
i-i'm not supposed to be like this more than once aaaaaa
No.84936
>trying to play minecraft with /lewd/
No.84937
>>84932
all kids are, it's why they're kids
No.84938
>>84932
Oh, cool.
I'm kind of tempted to do the working abroad thing too, I just think I'd struggle with the language barrier.
No.84939
>>84927
B-but that's a really long name than just calling me Paru or Parsee
No.84940
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>>84920
I also have some pain, but thats healing well after my fall.
>>84921
Oh no, my booty is for Lot,
heh, aww you shouldn't feel jealous though Parsee.
>>84927
Hmm, I can have an idea of what you could surprise me with~ <3
>
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No.84942
No.84943
I only play on one minecraft server, actual minecraft isn't fun to me whatsoever.
No.84944
No.84945
>literally forgetting me
fuck u toodles
No.84946
>>84940
Betrayals are best served cold.
>>84941
>Pat Pat.
No.84947
>>84945
"fuck you toodles"
"fuck you, toodles"
what did she mean by this
No.84948
No.84949
>>84946
>Giggles
I've missed you~!
No.84950
>>84948
I'm fine just a little tired. And occupied with video games.
No.84951
No.84952
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>>84941
Hello Cherub <3
>>84945
Hailey <3
Hows you?
>>84946
There is no betrayal here though~
No.84953
>>84947
both jk lol pls dont remove me again
No.84954
>>84938
Everyone in this company speaks croatian so its literally no problem at all.
Luckaly for you every country in europe (besides france) speaks english as their second language!
>>84937
yup, I aint found of kids that much
>>84945
You don't exist in my competition spectrum.
Like, if you were a character in lets say tekken I have to compete against you would be a random background dude.
get to oregon, then you become a problem
No.84955
>>84939
Be happy that I'm giving you so much more effort than you ever wanted MinaParuHina.
>>84940
it won't surprise you if you thought of it!
No.84956
America will never be great without me.
No.84957
>>84953
I never removed you
No.84958
>>84954
wait i thought it wasnt a competition
>>84952
been better, been a lot worse. hbu?
No.84959
>>84951
Yeah, but really cold. I've been helping chopping trees by moving logs together.
>>84952
Hi Magi!
Anyway i'll be away for a little while.
No.84960
>>84933
Yeah!
>>84935
oh wow yes.. thats really good
>>84940
Good it heals nicely~
No.84962
There is no love in love, only war.
And war never changes.
No.84963
>>84954
TOODLES IS FUCKING VICIOUS WHAT THE FUCK
No.84964
>>84954
same I really don't want any
>>84959
that's good then!
No.84965
>>84960
would you let me sleep in your bed and wake you up by licking your feets and sucking your cock a-and taste your yummy cum
No.84966
>>84954
That seems kind of odd for a company based in France.
> tfw you live in a country where everyone speaks English as a main language and you only get to learn another language when you're in your teens and never use it again
Bleh.
>>84960
Are you sure about that~?
No.84967
>>84952
All the betrayal! Ohhhhh the humanity! ~
>>84949
It's a shame that this is going to only be for today unless I'm able to have my cousins computer.
No.84968
p sure new Jersey is closer to oregon than france but what am I expecting from your commie croat education
No.84969
Give drunk Kyoko some (You)'s.
sluts
No.84970
No.84971
>>84967
I hope you do. Still without a phone?
No.84972
>my two kittens are clawing at eachother
cmon guys stop
No.84973
>>84958
hoho ur right
hehe im just being quirky
huhu good thing you forgot how actually yandere I am
hihi its good you forget that
jaja its not a competition rly
huhu its a slaughter
>>84966
Company is based in croatia, only office is in crotia tho, rest of it is in france. And everyone that works here is croatian so its cool!
If I knew english I wouldnt bother with second language imho
>>84968
hihi is that a stab wound in your chest?
No.84974
TOODLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
No.84975
>>84971
Yep. Ohhhhhh the humanity.~ My heart has been trampled by the boredom of not being able to do anything.
No.84976
>>84973
*teleports behind u*
say that again to my face f**ker
No.84977
>>84972
You know how it is. You should expect this every once a while.
>>84974
hoho im just pretending to be hailey
JJ J JJ J J J J JJ J JUST A P PP P P P PP P PRPRRRRR ANK BROO hihi
No.84978
>slept for three hours after intending just a short nap
Bleh.
>>84969
(Penis)
No.84979
>>84975
Its truly a suffering. I don't know what i would have done without. I really feel with you.
No.84981
>>84978
how was your sleep?
No.84982
wait toodles were just fucking around rite
No.84983
>>84965
it's getting hot in here..
but yes thats good
>>84966
aaah don't let me doubt!
>>84969
>>84969
No.84985
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>>84955
I'm good at guessing though~
>>84958
Doing great, bit sore still, but I'm well on the mend and looking forward to valentines day with Lot.
>>84959
K Cherub, catch you later <3
>>84960
I heal quickly, well concerning my body~
>>84967
Don't try to make me feel bad now :^)
How have things been with you anyhow?
>>84969
here you go :P
>>84978
That's ok Skandi I intended to sleep from 1am to 9am, ended up sleeping 1am to 4.30pm.. don't let it bother you
Also Hi btw <3
No.84986
>>84976
ONE MORE THING AND IM CALLING UR MUM AND TELLING HER UR GAY
>>84982
Kinda? No? Yeah? We are now anyways else it would get too interesting and I really want to shower right now.
No.84988
>>84985
No! Hmph I am now not talking to you from this point!
>>84979
Anyway, how are you?
No.84989
>>84983
you could even let me cook and clean for you and s-snuggle up next to you in bed and nibble your chest while stroking your cock too, I want to make you cum all over your tummy so I can lick it off and kiss you with it in my mouth
No.84990
I thought toodles and hailey were besties
No.84991
>>84986
she knows shes tried to hook me up with guys since i was like 12 lol
No.84992
>>84988
I'm exhausted after today. But fine.
No.84993
>>84981
Uncomfortable! Like sleeping on a couch for too long tends to be.
>>84985
I just feel all groggy now! Long naps are terrible. Sleeping for anywhere over 10 hours does tend to be kinda terrible too, though. And yeah hi!
No.84994
There is conflict in my estate
No.84996
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>>84990
we are toodles is just jealous because i live closer and am rich and white
No.84997
>>84996
I cannot have a divided house
No.84998
>>84997
I'll do literally whatever you say and you know she will too so you have total control of the situation mommy
No.85000
Free will is an illusion.
No.85001
hehe good thing we were only joking oh buddy o pan hailey right?
I like jokes, jokes are funny, but now I gotta shower so
>>84991
wow you are setting me up for sick bantz right here, good thing we are buddies huh and id never do that to you
>>84996
Oh haha another joke, this time hailey is the jokster
haha can I squeeze your nose haha im just clowning around
>>84998
ur lucky that her house is dictatorship, not an anarchy
haha jk id never do anything to my bestie, is that right bestie?
*squeezes ur horn"
No.85002
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>>84988
Ok then, i'm sorry you feel that way.
>>84993
Yeah I was very disorientated and groggy when I woke up, and also very sore. All good now though.
Hows things with you?
No.85003
>>84999
But i'm busy right now.
No.85004
Noun's Mom is an illusion.
No.85005
>>84989
you're a very good boy..
..I feel like rewarding you
>>84985
Very healthy then~
>>84994
assert dominance or lose the empire
No.85006
Toodles is turning me on with her yandere shit dude
No.85007
>>84993
no goods, you should sleep in my bed instead
No.85008
Toodles is making me feel very uneasy…
No.85009
>>85005
Is master touching himself ? w-will you please give me your cum please please please I want it so bad !
No.85010
>>84992
Get some rest and sleep well cherub, you work hard
>>85005
Yes, its just matters of the heart are far harder to heal for myself And don't get me started on my mind :3
No.85016
>>85014
B-but! Oh by the way. We have a visitor yesterday. Or was it the day before, i don't really remember. It was Erica.
No.85019
>>85017
Ginger helps that.
No.85020
>>85018
Well there was nothing special about it though.
No.85021
-Toodles yanderely takes a shower-
No.85022
>>85019
I'll just wait it out like a man!
No.85023
>>85002
Things are okay! Got up far too late, did nothing, played vidya, had dinner, slept! Things seem to still be going well with you!
>>85007
I don't think my master would approve!
No.85025
>>85009
hey hey now I'm not that fast
>>85010
yeah that's true, they are the most vulnerable really..
No.85026
>>85015
>>85023
They are, a few hiccups and getting things sorted, but alls good and valentines day can't come soon enough :3
What about you, and plans for the rest of your evening?
No.85027
>>85020
Next thing I know Sonico and Nymph will show up.
No.85029
Well, time to wait in the Blade n Soul queue…
No.85030
>>85027
Who knows. Erica found this place on the frontpage.
No.85031
Holy shit clock's posts are readable now
No.85032
>>85028
Ginger is seriously the best.
No.85033
>>85025
I'm sorry just the thought of it makes me so excited I can't wait ! t-thank you for letting me be like this for you master
No.85034
>>85033
You're a joke thinking you're better than me degenerate filth
No.85036
>>85023
then I should make your master my slave too!
that's how that works right?
No.85037
>>85030
Oh boy I need to be ready for that.
No.85039
>>85037
I'm sure its gonna be fine.
No.85040
>>85033
hrmph I'll let it slide
No.85041
>>85026
Great to hear! Hardly anything's worse than being in the middle of drama.
I kinda slept away most of the evening, so I'm not sure what I will be doing! Maybe some vidya again, I'm nowhere near alert enough to do anything productive.
>>85036
I hardly think it's transferable, sorry!
No.85042
>>85041
you never know unless you try
No.85043
>>85040
I want to feel your cock slide in and out of my mouth
No.85044
>>85039
But it's Sonico! You know how I get around her.
No.85045
>>85044
I can't actually remember. Its been so long.
No.85046
>Someone is super clingy lewd wise
>They're really cute
>Always want to be lewd though
>Doesn't want to commit
Ughhh
No.85048
>>85042
You're right, so we probably shouldn't try.
No.85049
>>85047
Noun, now that I griefed you in minecraft and took away everything you worked for, you'll play BnS with me, right?
>>85046
You're gonna make Gropy blush.
No.85050
>>85043
..thats better
>>85046
In the words of a wise fellow.
just do it
No.85051
>>85049
No because you'll just grief me in B n S.
No.85053
>>85050
I want to run my tongue along the tip and lick up every drop of yummy precum while stroking it faster and faster, letting out little moans and whimpers as it throbs and twitches in my mouth
No.85054
>>85052
Parsee. What the matter?
No.85055
>>85054
Nothing! I would rather have you forget about the Ryona time.
No.85057
>>85055
Alright then. For you i'll try and forget it.
No.85058
>>85056
Disgusting filthy pirates taking from the honest man. Poor guy, just trying to make a living until these wretched thieves ruin his hard work. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TAKE A TRADEPACK FROM A FARM TO THE OCEAN? SOME DONT EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN BOATS!
No.85059
>>85057
Wel, I am going to be getting some sleep.
No.85060
I thought the more lube you used it was supposed to feel less good.
I find the more I use the better it feels, what gives
No.85062
No.85063
>>85053
..that really helps the tempo
No.85064
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>>85041
I know that feeling, yeah drama I don't like to be in the middle of, but things are worked out and going well, and I'm happy, which for me is something that I never thought I'd ever be
You should just try to have a comfy night playing some vidya and getting to relax.
No.85065
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No.85067
I'm thinking about getting back into ArcheAge.
No.85068
>>85063
I'd wrap my lips around it and move my mouth up and down, licking and savoring every inch until it's all down my throat too. I'd run my hands along your chest and hold your hips and let you thrust it in and out too
No.85069
haha I guess I took the stupid joke "you cant spell slaughter without laughter" bit too literally
oh jokester prankster me
im fine now
No.85070
>>85062
Sorry, I get a bit possessive. Not as bad as some, granted.
>>85064
That's the plan! I'll take a short trip to the shop go get coffee as well, and it's completely windless and snowing so even that will be comfy!
No.85071
>>85069
It's like I'm reading something right out of one of my japanese mangos.
No.85072
>>85068
..you really really want it huh
No.85073
>>85071
Except online! So nothing bad actually happens!
No.85074
>>85070
Aw I love when the snow just falls, and its quiet and peaceful, sounds like a plan for you too C:
No.85075
>>85072
I really do master please give me every drop of your yummy cum I'm begging you I want to swallow it all please !
No.85077
If you find my farm, please don't destory it, I spend all day making it >.<
No.85078
>>85058
Do you have any idea much how fun it is when the leader of the most powerful guild that owns 3/4 castles on your server hates you to reddening levels, fumes about you in his teamspeak, and puts your name alone on the KOS list on his guild website? When people gossip about you all day in faction chat, calling you the pirate leader? Getting people capslock hating you in faction chat while other people you dont even know start defending you, and things you say and do become memes that are repeated even on the forums? Infamy is the best, I want to recapture it in BnS.
>>85067
I'm gonna make some webms from my old recordings.
No.85079
I'm saving all of moe's posts for future reference wheneever he says I'm a degenerate
No.85080
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wait a sec are we really playing fucking minecraft this place is so fucking autistic
No.85082
>>85073
It's official, toodles is yandere!
>>85076
But it's fun to defile dutch "men".
>>85077
So that's why you wouldn't tp to me… Kyoko destroyed my home that I built. I'm going back in game and never teleporting anyone to me ever again.
>>85078
Pirates are the worst and that's that.
No.85083
>>85080
Come play Blade & Soul with me!
No.85084
>>85080
Gonna have to get used to minecraft if you're living under my roof nancyboy
No.85085
I MAKE U WIFE
I BREAK UR LEGS
No.85086
>>85075
fine! you better pose nice..
No.85087
>>85083
Only playing with maya plus im in the bathtub
>>85084
I'm not gonna pay for autismcraft
No.85088
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
>>85080
this
>>85082
I was always very yandere, I just try to hide it very well because it doesn't feel good being this way.
>>85084
lmfao no minecraft no food in mayakadonia
No.85089
The physics final went pretty good!
Good thing it was multiple choice
I still had to guess on a few
No.85091
>>85070
oh I'm not being serious here and I understand being possessive
>>85089
good job
No.85092
Minecraft is literally the only video game I play on a regular basis
No.85093
>>85090
WAY HAY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.85095
THERE ONCE STOOD A CUTE LITTLE HOME HERE!
No.85096
Watching 'murdered by my boyfriend'.
Too brutal for me.
No.85098
>>85087
I don't think people still pay for minecraft
They shouldn't at least
It's shit now so it isn't worth 30$
I got it for 10
No.85099
>>85094
Not autistic in the slightest
No.85100
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K I'm off to play some vidya
See you all soon <3
No.85101
>>85091
I know you're not being serious, but you're still fiddling with the yandere switch.
>>85100
Have fun!
No.85102
>>85098
I'll pirate it if need be, I do remember it being fun
No.85103
Controversial opinion: MC is boring.
No.85104
>>85097
I'll shoot straight for the stars, enjoy the cleanup
>>85100
have fun!
No.85105
>>85103
That's no controversial it's just fact.
No.85107
>>85095
It was replaced with something better…
No.85109
>>85101
that's a risk I'm willing to take!
No.85110
>>85104
Thank you so much for letting me help you master
No.85111
>>85108
Get on BnS you brat.
No.85112
>>85111
Don't you think that's what I've been trying to do the past hour in a half?? I have to go to work soon anyways. This shit is ridiculous.
No.85113
oh hey look at the time SLEEP TIGHT LEWDERS
gn
No.85114
No.85115
>>85110
yes yes alright
good boy
No.85117
No.85120
I WANT SOME SOUR PATCH KIDS SOMEONE GET ME SOME
No.85121
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Silent Hill games have the best OST.
No.85122
>>85120
I literally just ate an entire bag of the Big Sour Patch Kids. It was great
No.85123
>>85121
well the first three, the rest is shit and don't get me started on the packo machine
No.85124
>>85122
-diarrhea's internally-
No.85125
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>>85122
send me a bag from florida come on do it faggot
No.85126
baguette is best bread
>>85118
yeah yeah
No.85127
>>85124
They're addicting!
>>85125
They're all gone. I ate 'em all.
No.85128
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>85121
Thats not vampire the masquerade bloodlines
No.85129
>>85127
buy more. You wouldn't deny a cute girl would you
No.85130
>>85129
Do you want me to be your sugar daddy, Hailey.
No.85131
>>85130
nah i already have a sugar mommy with maya she just needs to start buying me stuff
No.85133
>>85130
Is the offer still on the table?
No.85134
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wait a minute that tranny
No.85135
I feel so full and sleepy because of it
whoever invented chicken korma needs to be shot and then brought back again as a zombie
No.85136
>>85131
I'm sure maya will have many bags of SPK waiting for you on your bed when you move to Portland.
>>85133
You want sour patch too?
No.85137
>>85136
No, but extra money from men never hurt.
No.85148
>>85134
Maya is that your gf?