No.85473
People misrepresent you to other people edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPCAvzIFY-s
I just discovered this song today, you all have to listen to it!
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No.85479
first for wolfspider best
No.85480
No.85482
>Not having Aspergers, major depressive disorder, and pending a diagnosis of bpd
step up senpai
No.85484
No.85485
>>85484
hi pins!, how're you?
No.85490
>>85482
bpd is lie
anyone can get a bpd diagnosis and almost none of them have it
they have tried to tell me i have bpd before
i said BULLSHIT
fucking borderline
term has lost all meaning
it's just an excuse to shut people up with antipsychs when they clearly don't need them
No.85491
No.85492
>>85478
nighty night then cutie
No.85493
god cigarettes are gross
wasnt even worth it for the photo tbh
DISGUSTING
No.85494
>>85489
>>85488
fucking adorable omg
No.85495
>>85486
I have a polish akm, I built it myself with a nugget /k/ inscribed 80% receiver
No.85496
No.85497
8ch gave me so many problems trying to make two posts that I'm getting votekicked in insurgency for being afk.
No.85498
>>85485
A little groggy but okay, you?
>>85486
But I think she is qt
No.85499
>>85497
it's so all over the place isn't it?
>>85498
I'm great thanks for asking
No.85500
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
nth for pixies
>>85490
well, yes and no
believing psychologists or anyone is really up to you
No.85501
>>85490
fam im not taking meds for it im not even on fuckin prozac anymore lol im only taking HRT and I feel loads better
No.85502
>>85496
i know
but ui is peer pressing me into eating shrooms
:(
also yeah i did a p good job since ive never cut hair before
No.85504
>>85500
BPD used to define the presence of co-morbid personality disorders where the line between neurosis and psychosis became blurred
now it's just an angsty teenage girl diagnosis
bool schit
>>85501
i am only on zoloft now
used to be on effexor, straterra, abilify and buspar at the same time
it was utter crap
>>85502
*pet pet*
No.85506
i was diagnosed with BPD
i now have none of the required things for diagnosis
:D
No.85507
>>85504
>angsty teenage girl diagnosis
im actually totally okay with that. Better than being a teenage boy.
No.85508
>tfw finally got invited to the alpha of dreadnought
No.85510
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>>85504
>Zoloft
Oh hey, me too.
No.85511
>>85506
wait
weren't we abilify buddies
No.85512
>>85504
i wonder if the dsm will ever get a review given on how many people are given depression/anxiety/bpd/whatever diagnoses
No.85513
>>85510
hi5
what dose?
>>85512
it's reviewed and re-written like every 10-20 years
it tends to just become an even bigger catch-all every time
No.85514
>>85511
yes
i quit taking my abilify and stopped taking my estradiol
MDMA reverse fucked up my brain and now im not suicidal, depressed, anxious, etc.
P great lads
No.85515
>>85509
Dont anymore post porn or lewdish ones!
No.85516
>>85514
good lad-girl-thing
No.85518
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>>85515
he's just aiming accurately, also off to bed.
No.85519
>>85513
>>85510
>not prozac
nerds
>>85513
the statistics are getting crazy; who doesn't have depression and/or anxiety these days?
No.85520
>>85517
wew, i am only on 100 atm
but i have a meeting with the psychiatric nurse in 5 days and i think it will go up then
No.85521
>>85516
>>85516
idc what you call me fam
mostly everyone just says girl and calls me sara and uses female pronouns
thats on them though i didnt tell them to do that
No.85522
>>85518
good night again, cuter
No.85524
>>85523
you're a bad influence
No.85525
No.85526
>>85519
prozac has too many random additional effects, it is a dirty drug
like it's a calcium channel blocker, is the least selective SSRI, a GABAa PAM, a nicotinic acetylcholine and 5-HT3 antagonist, an o1 agonist
shit is not to be trusted
>>85521
good girl
No.85527
I think I'm gonna fuck off for like a week or two maybe it's not like you guys are gonna miss me anyway bye
No.85528
>at work for 4 hours
>was in position 3800 before I left
>come back
>now I'm in the thousands
Holy fuck why?
No.85529
>>85526
what do i ask for my shit mental drugs then? i would one day like to go off them
>>85527
i'll miss you! bye!
No.85530
No.85532
>>85529
sertraline or citalopram
No.85533
>>85528
because fuck you for wanting nice things
No.85534
>>85532
I think citalopram sucked
No.85535
>>85531
idk but honestly ill probably change my mind in three days that seems to be how im doing anyway you have my phone number so just fucking text me if you want to talk luv ya <3
No.85536
>>85534
it's like the most selective SSRI, so it tends to be a bit sedating, and lots of people say they get considerably worse before they get better on it, but of all the SSRIs, it is least likely to fuck your shit up i guess
No.85537
sertraline had a small but significant affinity towards the dopamine transporter DAT, so it tends to be less sedating, and not make you feel so horrible at first
No.85538
depending on the person it is a diarrhea machine tho
No.85539
>>85535
except i dont cause my phone died, i just got my replacement
No.85540
>Tfw you want to do endgame and BBI but don't want to play story.
Why does everything before the dragon have to suck in dragon's dogma?
No.85542
>>85536
>>85537
>>85538
oh, yes, what are some decent hallucinogens or the like i can pick up from a local grocery store? no chemical compounds, just the name of the drugs the chemical compounds are in…
No.85543
No.85544
NCSoft is following the same failed model that Trion attempted with Archeage: Start off with limited servers and force a payment option to be prioritised to get in. They think they're going to rack up tons of money by doing this, and have a successful game, but that's not how it worked for Trion. Half the people who joined the game ended up quitting in frustration, and spreading hate about the game and the company all over the internet, killing it's chance of growing.
I'm kind of iffy about NCSoft now and where they might lead this game,but I'm gonna give it a shot still.
No.85545
No.85546
>>85541
i STILL have those from when i came off effexor
it is over a year since then
it's more motor than sensory
i guess i'm stuck with a motor tick
>>85542
none
don't do it
your only options are NMDA agonists, and that is stupid as fuck
No.85547
>>85544
you're only iffy about ncsoft now?
they've been bad before and will be bad again
No.85548
>>85542
go on the internet and get 1P-LSD or 1P-ETH-LAD or BK-MeO-DMT or AMT or some other selective serotonergic tripper
No.85549
>>85546
I think I need to stop taking xanax.
No.85550
>>85548
>having money
>ever
dohohohohoho…
No.85551
>>85544
on the general people were saying leaving the game on works right now and the afk kick doesn't work
No.85552
>>85543
Lots of running around to do stupid quests, alot of them being fetch quests.
There's some good ones like an assault on a fortress, and hunting down a griffin but then you get ones that are go get evidence from 3 different people and turn it in or go to a castle and fight a dude then run back to town.
No.85553
>>85549
it will lead to COGNITIVE DYSFUNCTION :D
No.85554
>>85550
I'd lend you some
>>85552
they're different enough though I think
No.85555
>>85544
>Tits and ass the game.
It's going to die. Everyone will get bored after NCSOFT decides that they've made enough money.
No.85556
>>85554
nope
if i'm ever going to be myself, i will not incur debts from anyone, especially from people outside of my family
No.85557
Oh its the time where we say what meds we're on,neat.
100mg sertraline and 150mg Quetiapin
the 3rd day on which I'm on nothing cause I feel they don't do much besides making me exhausted as fuck
No.85558
>>85551
That's what I'm doing, never turning off my pc or the game.
>>85555
I'll be the first to bail if they make more Trion-esque shady decisions.
No.85559
>>85554
It doesn't help that I already played and beat the game and know how everything plays out. I guess I might change who I waifu in the end.
No.85560
Some days I just want to lay down, die, and ignore all the men / women yelling at me for various reasons.
Therefore, hello again /lewd/ I'm back from another really long, hard and stressful day if anyone cares.
No.85561
>>85558
Well then let me ask why you aren't playing right now?
No.85562
>>85557
getting off the quetiapine was a good idea tbh
neuroleptics are naht safe
No.85563
>>85560
chill out and shitpost
recharge the batteries, you know?
so for drug of choice, should i chose alcohol then and kill my liver?
No.85564
>>85556
the offer is there
>>85559
I suppose so and I'm feeling the same burnt out I did when I played it on console
>>85560
hi rain, I care how're you feeling now?
No.85565
>>85544
It's not really worth it. I'm just going to wait for Black Desert online.
No.85566
I am on synthroid and vitamin d daily as well as methocarbamol and fioricet as needed for muscle spasm and migraines
>>85560
I care
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No.85567
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weird how many of use are on setraline
we /zoloft/ now
No.85568
No.85569
No.85570
>>85561
Gonna wait til more people get in so I can quest with them.
No.85571
>>85564
I also want to make a magic archer build. So that means doing most of my levels as sorcerer instead of what I want to play.
No.85572
>>85565
Did I say you can get out of queue, brat?
No.85573
>>85572
don't you have to do both sorcerer and archer to get the most of it?
No.85574
>>85569
generic as fuck m8
No.85575
>>85573
opps was meant for >>85571
No.85576
>>85563
I guess I need to.
As for you, choose getting help since you're drinking so often. If you need to talk more, I'm here when off-work.
>>85564
Sore all over and kind of pissed-off, but fine.
>>85566
I know buddy, I know.
No.85577
>>85570
>Akari turns invisible
Nice
No.85578
>>85573
>>85575
YUP. You do ranger and some strider for skills/perks/stamina then sorcerer for damage.
No.85579
A Psalm of Circlejerk
1 Alcohol is my shepherd, I lack nothing.
2 It makes me lie down in proxies,
it leads me beside inner jokes,
3 It refreshes my soul.
It guides me along the right paths
for Its name’s sake.
4 Even though I walk
through the darkest community,
I will fear no spaghetti
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me. (lewd)
5 You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with Zoloft;
my buttmad overflows.
6 Surely your goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my shitposting life,
and I will dwell in the house of the circlejerk
forever.
No.85580
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>>85562
I don't really care about safety or my health I only want to feel decent.
No.85581
>>85580
getting off it was genius for that too.
setraline is okay, maybe give that a shot on it's own, but quetiapine is not at all a cool guy.
No.85582
*YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE BEAVER OF ANGRYNESS. YOU MUST POST "Thank you norby" IN THIS THREAD OR THE BEAVER WILL SPOOT YOU*
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No.85583
No.85585
Hello to all my favorite people
What's shakin'?
>>85582
Thank you norby
No.85586
>>85584
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called Stargate Command, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called the Battlestar known as Galactica, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, called homo erectus, homo habilis, homo floresiensis, homo antecessor, homo rhodesiensis, and homo neanderthalensis, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called The Doctor, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called two thirds of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called Bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
No.85587
>>85585
>favorite people
oh that doesn't include me does it?
No.85588
>>85585
hi dunsel, how're you doing?
No.85589
>>85585
Hey Dunsel! I'm your favorite person, right??
No.85591
>>85587
Why wouldn't it?
>>85588
Tired and hungry but I'm solving one of those problems
How are you today?
>>85589
I don't play favorites! I love everyone equally
If there WAS a list, though, you'd be high up the totem pole
No.85592
>>85585
Vidgeams, Dunsel.
What's shakin, bacon?
>Tfw you learn that diamond is unbreakable is getting an anime production in april.
No.85596
>>85590
Hello Kyoko! I hope you had a fun day today… whatever that entails!
No.85597
>>85591
I'm pretty good thanks, I trimmed my beard and realized how handsome I actually look
No.85598
>>85595
Jousuke's VA sounds godly.
No.85599
>>85591
Cause you told me last time before you went to work
you leaned in real close and whispered in my ear Burt you are not my favorite give me your lunch money nerd
No.85600
O Lion-Serpent Sun, The Beast that whirlest forth, a thunder- bolt, begetter of Life!
Thou that flowest! Thou that goest!
Thou Satan-Sun Hadith that goest without will!
Thou Air! Breath! Spirit! Thou without bound or bond!
Thou Essence, Air Swift-streaming, Elasticity!
Thou Wanderer, Father of All!
Thou Wanderer, Spirit of All!
Hear me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me; so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether: upon the Earth and under the Earth, on dry land and in the water; of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire, and every Spell and Scourge of God may be obedient unto Me.
Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust!
Cry aloud! Cry aloud!
Whirl the Wheel, O' my Father, O' Lucifer, O' Satan, O' Sun!
No.85601
>>85595
I knew it was going to get done, what I don't know is when
No.85602
>>85596
Tell me I'm your favorite!
No.85603
>>85576
why're you sore and why're you pissed off?
No.85604
>>85594
I lied, I have a favorite
>>85597
In my opinion, beards only get better as they grow! But what's important is that you enjoy it
>>85599
Didn't happen!
No.85605
>>85604
I had bum fluff, now I have something rugged
No.85606
Blood turning black, the change has begun.
Feeling the hatred of all damned in Hell.
Flesh starts to burn, twist and deform.
Eyes dripping blood realization of death.
Transforming of five toes to two.
Learn the sacred words of praise, hail Satan.
No.85607
>>85581
Got an appointment on monday so I'll probably get back on meds or keep off then for a longer time
>>85602
>tfw no ones favorite
No.85608
>>85606
He spoke of tortured souls
So outrageous the toll
You can lose all you have
He refused to give in to the town that takes all
Survive, you must have the will
This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time
Then he shouts at the moon
She's gone, and fear has overcome
He was walking the mile, he was walking alone
So outrageous the toll
You can lose all you have
He refused to give in to the town that takes all
Survive, you must have the will
This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time
Then he shouts at the moon
She's gone, and fear has overcome
He was walking the mile, he was walking alone
Four and twenty deadbirds, they bleed upon the nest
There was no time for reason, they had no sign of a threat
Now it's too late, too late for me
This town will eventually take me
Too late, too late for me
This town will win
No.85609
>>85604
then you slapped me!
>>85607
You're my favorite
No.85611
>>85607
you can be my favorite!
if you have a nice cock
No.85612
>>85608
Believe in one god do we
Satan almighty
The uncreator of heaven and soil
And the unvisable and the visable
And in his son
Begotten of father
By whom all things will be unmade
Who for man and his damnation
Incarnated
Rise up from hell
From sitteth on the left hand of his father
From thense he shall come to judge
Out of one substance
With satan
Whose kingdom shall haveth no end
Hear our satan prayer
Our anti nicene creed
Hear our satan prayer
For the cuming of seed
Hear our satan prayer
Our anti nicene creed
Hear our satan prayer
For the cuming of seed
Unholy ghost
Overlord and taker of life
Hear our satan prayer
Our anti nicene creed
Hear our satan prayer
For the cuming of seed
Hear our satan prayer
Our anti nicene creed
Hear our satan prayer
For the cuming of seed
No.85614
No.85615
>>85613
I actually do play favorites…
And you already know you're one of them!
No.85616
>>85610
So cute, it makes me smile.
No.85617
>>85613
Ayy yo fam let me get some of the sweet pawn action knowatimsayin?
No.85619
>>85615
How come noun is a favorite and not me! I am so much better then noun! I even got a beard!
No.85621
>>85620
Okay I'm ready! Let me rest at the inn and save my game.
No.85622
>>85609
Dont let sleepen hear that..
>>85611
its amazing,trust me..
No.85623
>>85620
>>85621
man, and i just ragequit it…
>>85622
sure! but youre gonna have to prove it, i barely know you, i cant just take your word for it
No.85624
I REQUIRE THE SUFFERING OF DEGENERATE FLESH AND SINEW
No.85625
>>85616
Then I've done my job well!
>>85619
But you're Burt, so that means you're the best there is
>>85621
You're just going to build dick-shaped structures, I bet
No.85626
>>85623
That's because you always die trying to dig that hole you baka.
No.85627
>>85626
the server lagged and the block i just dug warped back and pushed me off and i died
then the ground items were wiped before i could get back down
like and subscribe, thanks
No.85628
>>85622
Sleepen knows you're my best friend already though!
>>85625
Does that mean I am your favoritest?
No.85629
>>85624
I wonder where one could find himself some degenerates…
I'm drawing a blank here
No.85630
DESTROY THEIR FALSE IDOLS OF ANIMATED SIN
No.85631
does anyone else ever get like butterflies/pits in their stomach without knowing why
No.85632
No.85633
>lurked basically ever since I woke up
>too nervous to post much
>unanswered texts and emails piling up
>barely even talked to Miles all day
Gonna try to be less of a self-isolating idiot tomorrow.
Goodnight, in any case!
No.85636
>>85633
don't worry about it you're fine, take care cutie
No.85638
>>85633
I'm going to tell Miles to order you to post, so we can shower you with attention
Good night, Skandilicious
No.85639
>>85620
What is this minecraft?
No.85640
Knees in the blood with your crying pleas.
Wade in your sorrow, bathe in your fear.
Clear the mind from righteousness suffered, witness the moment your failures prosper.
No.85641
>>85634
why'd you spoil that there's not much there I don't understand and it makes me sad
>>85635
please no my tissues can't go the way of my frogs
No.85642
>>85639
it's a game where you craft mines
No.85643
No.85645
>>85641
Maybe you have a power that lets you summon a swarm of butterfly familiars; except you don't know you have it, so you don't realize you're causing that feeling yourself by summoning them accidentally into your tummy!
Or something…
When I get that feeling of butterflies in my tummy… I typically know why it's happening!
No.85646
>>85631
i may be feeling that right now
No.85647
>>85644
please no you can't try to un-sadden me by saying such a thing
No.85648
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>>85631
I generally get that when talking to someone I really like.
No.85649
>>85631
no I've never had butterflys
No.85650
>>85646
what happened? Unless you're saying something weird
>>85648
that better not be teasing or else I'm mistaken but either way it's mean
No.85651
>>85648
Or when you go through a sudden drop on a roller coaster!
>>85649
It's a wonderful experience! The only hard part is getting the butterflies OUT, once they're in…
No.85652
>>85623
Im gonna prove it right meow!
>>85628
You played rocket league with me and my friend!
No.85653
>>85631
Sorry; I don't get very happy often at all, and do not swallow insects either.
No.85654
>>85651
bet that's not the only thing that's like that~
No.85655
>>85653
Bugs are good protein, though
No.85656
>>85650
It's not! It's a feeling that I get when I'm infatuated with someone! Maybe you're getting a crush on someone.
>>85651
Yeah this too.
No.85657
>>85650
you seem to be talking about the sad version of the feeling, i guess im not
No.85658
>>85652
Oh damn I dont remember playing. was I good?
No.85659
>>85655
So is peanut butter.
No.85660
>>85647
we're going to quest together all night
No.85661
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>>85660
>"i'll wait to play BnS with you"
>doesn't wait for me
No.85662
>>85657
I guess it's not exclusively sad but that's when I typically get it. Now I'm curious what yours was
>>85660
I wish, I stopped queueing and am gonna sleep soon
No.85663
>>85662
i get it when im feeling a different kind of horny
No.85664
>>85663
>a different kind of horny
…There are different kinds?
No.85665
>>85663
>i get it when im feeling a different kind of horny
And what kind of horny is that?
No.85666
>>85663
I don't think that's butterflies
No.85667
>>85663
>different kind of horny
No.85668
>>85666
satan pls you know exactly what that is
No.85669
>>85665
>>85663
>>85666
its the same butterflies in my stomach feeling i get when im nervous
its the feeling noun was talking about
its an excited rush, and i say its different because i dont get hard or anything
No.85670
>>85661
It was too tempting, I couldn't resist. Probably won't play anymore for a bit since I'm the only one who got passed the queues. Don't worry, we're going to make the best two-man pk squad one day.
>>85662
You were supposed to stay in and leave your pc on!
No.85672
>>85669
horny would be the wrong word though I think
it's when your kokoro goes doki-doki
>>85670
I don't want it to blow up in my sleep
No.85673
>>85669
You're feeling it right now??
No.85674
>>85669
I don't even know what to think about that, but it's wrong.
No.85675
how can /lewd/ make butterflies in your tummy lewd
you guys are weird
just digest them and have a normal fap over something normal, pls
No.85676
>>85673
yeah kind of
>>85674
shut the fuck up
No.85677
>>85670
Curious kittens should explore to their heart's content! Besides, I wouldn't make you wait, anyway
>>85671
I never found them much fun
>>85672
Doki-doki is a good feeling for the kokoro
No.85678
>>85676
Make me, fuck boy.
No.85679
>>85676
Why are you feelin' it now?
No.85680
>>85679
because i probably need to fap
No.85681
>>85677
I'm king of the jungle big cat!
No.85682
mika is so cute when he fights back
:33
No.85683
>>85675
I don't know about that
No.85684
kyoko i really like shrooms holy shit
No.85685
Quick question /lewd/, how much of your average day is spent with things of a sexual and/or deviant nature?
I'm asking for a poll of sorts this time, no insults until afterwards.
No.85686
>>85684
if you dont do shrooms in the woods whats the point
No.85687
>>85685
less than three hours, unless you count participating in this thread, in which case its probably around 10
No.85688
>>85685
well I've been jerking off all day for the last few weeks while doing most other things so I don't know how to answer that
No.85689
>>85685
i have sex twice a day and thats about it
No.85690
>>85685
I barely do anything lewd anymore. I have a relatively low libido.
No.85691
>>85690
Well sometimes people ask me for permission to cum. I guess that's pretty lewd.
No.85692
>>85684
My strongest and funnest trip was on shrooms, doing them in the forest at night is a whole nother experience though.
You should live closer.
>>85685
I fap once a week, just chilled out with that stuff. I want people to play video games with me!
No.85693
>>85687
No offense, but are you joking sometimes with all this lewd stuff? I can't read you well at all when I'm trying to be serious.
>>85688
Somehow I expected an answer like that.
>>85689
Doesn't it become routine and boring at that point, or is it some kind of pent-up nymphomania?
>>85690
You've changed a lot since we met years ago.
No.85695
>>85693
A nigga gets burnt out.
>>85694
I woulda said no!
No.85696
>>85692
I live closer come to my house and do shrooms in the woods at night with me!
No.85697
>>85693
most of the stuff i post in the thread isnt entirely serious, but im always on the hunt for more to add to my collection
i dont actually have my dick out all the time, its actually painful for me to jerk off more than once a day sometimes
No.85698
>>85685
eh, once a day at the very most, once every couple days usually
lewd is more about being a circlejerk and less about lewd
No.85699
>>85696
You have to come here! There is so much forestry around here, and amazing spots that I've discovered over the years. Hard to reach spots that me and my friends would always try to discover and get high in. Someone ban winter please.
No.85700
>>85695
Burnt-out, yeah that's one way of putting all that. I think things turned out well.
>>85697
I was serious when I told you to consider a lot of self-restraint. I really think it would help you a lot in more ways than you know.
>>85698
I've noticed that more and more recently, but do realise the connection between depression and constant masturbation. I can even find articles and message you them if you'd like.
No.85701
>>85685
Maybe once a week.
No.85702
>>85700
I was a horny fucker back then.
No.85703
No.85704
>>85700
aw fuck off looooooolll
No.85705
>>85692
ill get you here someday
>>85693
im a sex-addict probably
yeah its obviously routine
No.85706
>>85699
Fine and yeah it would be smart to do after winter when when its warmer and we wont freeze.
No.85707
>>85685
absolutely none tbh
No.85708
chemical castration is lovely
No.85709
>>85707
you have a bondage set though, don't tell me it doesn't go to use
what about your collar?
No.85710
>>85701
Das tut dir gut.
Wünsch dir was ich sag nicht nein.
>>85702
You even tried to fuck me often back then, your mistake!
>>85704
I'm serious! I'm also serious when I say that I don't dislike you at all, it's more lack of understanding.
>>85705
The first step is admitting, they say. You're on your way.
>>85707
Good on ya.
No.85711
why is it so difficult to sleep when you're saaaaaad
No.85712
>>85700
eh, i don't care much anymore, i walk through life, sometimes i feel happy and sometimes sadness fucks me in the face
what do we do?
>>85703
for what purpose
No.85713
>>85709
sex is a play thing for me.
i used to use that stuff, but my fiancé is long distance, so i don't have anybody to play with right now, so i just don't do sex stuff.
it's something i'm perfectly happy living without, and even when i'm not, i don't like intercourse and whatever, i like play.
No.85714
>>85711
What's got you down, brat?
No.85715
>>85712
what do you mean?
>>85713
I'd play with you!
No.85716
>>85712
I'm always here after work if you need help, you can also keep messaging me like you are now.
No.85717
>>85710
what would i change though?
i fuck my gf twice a day and she loves it, why fix what isnt broken
No.85718
>>85710
i know you dont dislike me, i dont dislike you either
and i dont plan on making you dislike me
unless you wanna just go ahead and show me your cock, thats fine
No.85719
>>85715
stop. you JUST heard i have a fiancé, and yesterday you tried to sexualize my dog.
No.85720
>>85714
nothing, it's like the butterfly feeling. I never have anything to get sad about, I just feel sad and drained. It's like depressed but there's nothing to feel it for
No.85721
I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me. I hate it when they kill me.
No.85722
>>85720
I feel like that sometimes. I just feel empty and hollow. How long does it usually last for you? I finally understand what your butterflies are. I normally feel THIS way when I'm having an existential crisis.
No.85723
>>85717
Timing is essential, try delaying it long sometime and watch her reel from it when it finally happens. I know that from experience. You can always improve.
>>85718
Maybe someday you'll see it, but not today.
No.85724
>>85719
it was a joke about your dog
No.85725
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No.85726
>>85725
hi there, how're you doing?
No.85727
>>85723
she needs it if she doesn't get it she tries to force me
its cute
No.85728
>>85716
it's like the web of social support on people who are very awful at socializing?
>>85715
what is that overarching point of me adding you back? can you accept me even if i'm like this?
>>85725
you're alive!
No.85729
>>85723
what a surprising answer
No.85732
>>85726
Hi spidey <3 doing ok what about yourself?
>>85728
Very much so it takes a lot to put me down you know :^)
No.85734
>>85722
for me it can last from a day to a week, it's been more frequent recently though. I just feel like curling up and sighing loudly
No.85735
>>85728
didn't I already said that I'd always accept you? or something along those lines at least
>>85732
I'm pretty great, I trimmed my beard neat so I look much better
No.85736
>forget trip
>be embarrassed
>post in wrong circlejerk thread
>embarrassment intensifies
No.85738
>>85733
hi there
>>85736
hey there too
No.85739
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>>85735
would you add me on steam spider?
No.85740
No.85741
>>85727
Sounds like it, have fun with it.
>>85728
I'm not awful at it, but I can't speak for the others.
>>85729
Honestly so many people have seen mine after relationships / demand that it doesn't matter. In fact at my old highschool my dick's size was known-of simply because of someone staring at it in locker rooms and spreading that. It let me turn-down the hottest girl in the school and become a legend.
I just like being devil's advocate online, though.
>>85739
Yo Koakuma.
No.85742
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>>85736
Welcome to the board Micchy :3
No.85743
>>85736
nobody would've known.
>>85737
I've been drinking.
Quite a bit already.
>>85738
hey manspider
No.85744
No.85745
>>85734
Well, I hope it passes soon. It normally lasts a week for me whenever I get it. Whenever I feel that way, I don't even feel like shedding tears.
No.85746
>>85744
I'll tell you on steam.
No.85747
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>>85741
Hey rain <3
Hows things with you?
>>85743
Just don't over do it :s
No.85748
>cuteboy starts telling me about how his dad molested him and came down his throat
>masturbate while I pretend to console him
No.85749
>>85747
I always do.
>>85748
Jesus, that's dark
No.85750
No.85751
>>85749
Oh well. He said he wished his dad would keep doing it.
No.85752
>>85747
I recently started a 12 hour / day job, and so I just shitpost here at night while strumming my guitar and sleep maybe 3 hours. I feel alright despite that.
No.85753
>>85748
i laughed too hard at this
No.85754
>>85730
yeah that's it, has a nice sound to it
>>85745
mhm, it's a completely different thing on it's own
No.85755
>>85749
I know thats what worries me
No.85756
>>85752
Do you at least get weekends off?
No.85757
>>85755
Don't worry
nothing ever comes of it.
No.85758
>>85752
As long as you don't over do it Rain
>>85757
Well just be careful
No.85759
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I'm going to go grab a bite to eat. Bye /lewd/.
No.85760
No.85761
>>85756
No, I get Sunday off.
>>85758
Gotta overdo it, or I can't make a living.
I'm so sore that just moving hurts, but I'll make it through willpower alone. Don't you worry.
No.85762
>>85759
I hope you're at least getting pizza.
No.85763
why is the front page so out of date
No.85765
>>85764
Do you want to talk on steam?
No.85766
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tbh I never left. Damn I'm lazy right now.
No.85767
>>85759
Catch you later Noun <3
>>85761
Just make sure to take care of yourself
No.85768
>>85763
cripples dunno how to code man
No.85769
No.85771
>>85766
I'm more lazy than you, and I'd prove it, too, if I could put effort into accomplishing something
No.85772
sleep
I hope I dont wake up tomorrow
No.85773
>>85772
but then how would we talk???
dont forget what you said!
No.85774
>>85772
You have to wake up! you are my best friend!
No.85775
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>>85770
Post something cute :P
>>85771
Hey dunny you feeling any better?
>>85772
Nini sweet dreams and hope you wake up tomorrow.
No.85776
>>85774
Hey that's my raifu you're poking.
No.85777
>>85772
You should hope for a better tomorrow, it's far more likely to happen than what you want
Good night
No.85779
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>>85778
now you have me blushing you shit:P
No.85781
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No.85782
I need a smoke.
>>85771
There must be a cure to laziness.
No.85784
I'm still here, you know.
No.85785
Mika get a hold of yourself.
No.85786
I never asked for these feels.
No.85787
>>85785
this guy isnt helping me…
helpppp
No.85788
>>85770
I don't post butt for random sluts.
No.85789
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>>85783
Foreskin
>>85784
We know Rain, how can we forget? :^)
No.85790
Tfw you'll never teach mika how to love a dick
Cmon
No.85791
>talking to friend on steam
>they say good night and sign off before you can say anything
I didn't want to tell them good night, anyway…
>>85775
It'd be hard to explain, without all the sordid details, so I'll just go with "yes"
How are you today?
No.85792
>>85790
i know how to love a dick…
No.85793
>>85790
Maya just fuck him whenever you guys meet up.
No.85794
>>85789
Damn, cucked again.
No.85795
>>85789
i really want to suck and tease one…. hopefully you still have yours
No.85796
>Tfw you win glorious victory for your team
Nothing is better that shouting kill the pigs or fuck the hessians and winning.
No.85797
>>85781
I'm not slutty anymore, but being called that out of the blue after so long made me laugh. Thank you.
>>85788
No.85798
>>85795
Maya lost his penis in 'Nam, very tragic…
No.85800
>>85798
t-that wasnt a reply to maya!
No.85802
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>>85791
Good I'm glad <3
I'm ok just trying to sort a few things out in my own head so to speak. But otherwise I'm grand.
>>85795
I do have but I'm taken sadly mika, so you'll have to find someone else uncut to sink your teeth into :P
>>85797
I didn't think you were a slut, I'm glad it gave you a giggle <3
No.85809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH_7_XRfTMs
>tfw no slutty bf who won't flirt with everyone possible