No.85803
first for i need cock right now
No.85804
First for kyoko is a cutie pie
No.85805
Best boy comin' on through.
No.85807
>>85802
you should still show me it…
No.85811
No.85812
No.85813
>tfw no slutty bf that won't flirt with everyone that gives him even a small amount of attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH_7_XRfTMs
No.85814
>>85810
Pls don't abuse my pawn
No.85815
>>85813
>arcade fire
FUCKING BASED
No.85816
In after sluts compete for Worst Post
>>85813
>2016
>being a cuck
No.85817
Ghost is my waifu, pic related: me and my bae.
No.85818
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>>85807
No, I don't do that at all, I'm a very private person. I think the only person who has seen my dick is Lot
>>85808
Amen
No.85819
No.85820
>>85816
>2016
>being a junkie
No.85821
No.85822
I want to be in a 5-15 person pirate gang with lewd people
what game can I achieve this in before I force everyone into playing Elite Dangerous 24/7?\
I want to take people's hard earned stuff
No.85823
>>85820
I agree, anyone who has a drug problem should really seek help
No.85824
>>85817
mf doom is better waifu
No.85825
No.85826
>>85822
Stealing is bad, mmkay
No.85827
>2016
>not being a pillhead
No.85828
>tfw will be alone for all eternity
>>85814
What? why would I do that?
No.85829
>>85822
Pirates! of course
Also like AC4, any game where you have a ship pretty much that isn't a mil sim.
Pirates of the Carribbean used to have a mmo if I remember.
No.85830
Stole rum from my roommate that he uses for cooking. I feel like a kid again.
>>85822
pk
loli
deathsquad
Blade & Soul
causing havoc
No.85831
>>85822
Used to be ArcheAge. Elite Dangerous is too hard to team up with people in. Espeically if you're pirating/ganking.
We need an open world sandbox…
No.85832
>>85828
Because my pawn is nice and helpful to everyone and bullying is bad.
No.85833
>2016
>avatarfagging as a background character from a manga so niche that it takes over a month for a 30 page chapter to get translated because nobody gives a fuck
>micchy isn't even in like half of the chapters
No.85834
>>85821
>>85824
Can you feel the thunder that is breaking my heart?
No.85835
>>85830
>Even if you kill them all you still go to jail.
No.85836
>>85827
Noun, no, pills are bottom tier
>>85833
Your dedication is admirable
No.85837
>>85827
what pills to take?
where to steal?
No.85838
>tfw hate my life
>>85832
I meant why would I bully your pawn I dont do that.
No.85839
>>85829
Sid Meier's Pirates! is the fucking shit lmfao I grew up playing that game
>>85831
I'll make Elite Dangerous work for pirating. It'll get easier with each update.
I've been considering hunting down the other player's forts in the nether and taking all of their shit and blowing up their forts.
No.85840
No.85841
>>85835
I spent countless hours in jail in Archeage. Please tell me there are public trials in this game so I can go out making people laugh.
No.85842
>>85840
get your cummies from your daddie
No.85843
>>85836
I have a crush on you.
No.85844
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>>85834
I can hear that typhoon even from here Rain.
No.85845
>>85841
I don't have the game. There probably isn't but I bet you could mock one with your squad.
No.85846
>>85838
Idk. I feel like noun or kyoko would bully pawns.
No.85847
>>85841
>having to wait for a character to complete time sitting in jail
Video games
No.85848
>>85840
LOL
>>85836
I cantu helpu ittu.
>>85837
Lorazepam or Xanax. I've been getting brainzaps recently so I'm trying to cold turkey.
>>85839
No more castle?
No.85849
>>85846
Noun would even when he promises he wont because noun is an awful person and should be thrown off a bridge and be dead!
No.85850
>>85848
Cold turkey is dumb.
>tfw not enough music about aimless wandering in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCctLb83e5o
No.85851
>>85849
Burty… I love u…….!
No.85852
>>85843
I have a crush on me, too, don't tell anyone
No.85853
>>85850
Looks like the pinkerton album art. Or at least it reminds me of it. Diggin' the song tho.
No.85854
>>85848
No I'm building the castle, but I want to wage war on the assholes who frequent that server.
Apparently one of them TNT'd a /lewd/'s fort and stole their resources. Gropy got fucked and someone else did. That's war.
No.85855
>>85844
That's pretty disheartening, Koakuma…
No.85856
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>>85850
I went cold turkey off fluoxetine
>>85852
Ok no problem :^)
No.85857
>>85854
>Gropy got fucked and someone else did
That someone else was me…
No.85858
>>85853
Let it be known that I have the best taste in music on /lewd/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81G4_9Ddg8A&list=PLA220EAE343C49D7D&index=4
>>85856
You never should've taken that poison in the first place.
No.85859
>>85840
im so done
>>85847
I met so many secret admirers in there, and we played soccer while hunting for rare dakis.
No.85860
>>85855
Aww I didn't mean it like that I'm sorry Rain, I didn't mean it to be mean
No.85861
>>85859
done with what?
you dont appreciate my memes?
No.85863
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>>85858
I was misdiagnosed with depression when in fact I'm bipolar. So yeah I stopped the antidepressant when I started cutting because I couldn't feel no more.
No.85864
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>>85862
Gimme kissu
>>85859
>wasting your time kicking the ball around rather than escaping
>>85858
Was a great song tbh.
No.85865
>>85857
yeah I'll avenge you. Gonna get my enchanting table setup and some serious armor and weapons and make teleport requests to random instigators after lulling them into a false sense of security before destroying them while beefed out in enchanted diamond armor and weaponry and shit.
No.85866
>>85860
I think I need serious help.
I also found pic related as a joke, but it feels oddly familiar in the sense of being chopped-up and in great pain for the sake of love.
I'll uhh… quit now.
No.85867
>>85858
There is no "best taste," music is music, it's humanities greatest achievement and can hold more meaning and say more than anything else
>>85859
I bet you smuggled contraband in
No.85868
>>85867
You're so much cuter on steam than you are on /lewd/.
No.85869
lol kyoko shrooms are so fucking good i feel greeat lmfaooo
No.85870
>>85866
It also could be seen as how many times are you willing to be hurt to still be in the relationship.
No.85872
>>85871
i wish u were here ;w;
No.85873
>>85869
are you gonna have any left when we hang out?
No.85874
There's nothing I can doooooo
No.85875
>>85868
Context and setting usually play a large role in how I carry myself in a conversation
But I'll take that as a compliment
>>85869
DUDE WEED LMAO
No.85879
>>85872
i wish i was there right now also…
No.85880
>>85878
Im gonna go kill myself bye
No.85881
>>85879
youre gonna come visit us so i dont have to come visit you right
No.85882
>>85880
You don't have my permission to die, silly
No.85883
>>85873
"i always have it, its a matter of money. i'm not paying for your drugs you little fuck" -ui "big guy" hirasawa 2016
No.85884
File: 1453358184379.jpg (1.57 MB, 1900x1485, 380:297, 31bafddd31ad6bfbb7712e7215….jpg)
>>85877
Rain come on now, please.. less of that :s
>>85880
Burt you even dare, and i'll put a hex on the rest of your fingers you wee git
No.85885
>>85883
i might be willing to try shrooms…
No.85886
>>85882
I'd give my heart if I had one for giving.
No.85888
>>85865
What server is it?
Also time for bed for me.
No.85889
>>85881
I don't know.
>>85883
for you
No.85891
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No.85892
>>85889
you should….. it would be fun
No.85893
>>85884
I guess this isn't the place for such thoughts, I will manage somehow.
Somehow?
No.85894
>>85886
What happened to yours?
>>85892
My dream is to send everyone on /lewd/ an autographed image of their own personal avatar with my cum on it
No.85895
>>85894
You stepped all over it.
No.85897
>>85894
id appreciate that….
No.85898
No.85899
>>85894
At least Revy isn't my avatar anymore.
No.85900
>>85895
Please don't dramapost
>>85896
>>85897
Yours will be the first 2 I sign and mail out
No.85901
>>85900
do you need my address?
No.85902
>>85900
I want to see it happen, this is my current avatar.
No.85904
No.85906
its bedtime
good night
>>85901
>>85902
all in due time, lovelies
No.85911
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No.85912
we aint doing shrooms this weekend
lol
No.85914
>>85912
ok man, fine
there still gonna be alcohol???
No.85915
>>85914
i drank it all cause i got sad yesterday
No.85916
No.85918
we can sell you shrooms mika but we dont have enough for everyone to do and im not paying for anymore since me, ui and alisons tolerance's are fucked for a good few weeks
if u have money we can get alcohol though, not an issue
No.85919
>>85918
yeah ive got money
No.85922
We Focus On Your Death.
You Share Not The Blood of Ours.
Thus We Focus On Your Death.
No.85923
>>85922
'tis only a flesh wound!
No.85924
>>85923
some mental wounds cut deeper than flesh
No.85925
No.85926
>>85925
not as deep as you should be inside me~
No.85927
>>85926
Only if you dress up like that green haired slut.
No.85928
>>85927
that would take a bit more work!
No.85929
No.85932
>>85931
You think you own all the angry images now?
No.85933
>>85931
im not really that into cosplay
getting short shorts and a tank top is pretty easy tho
No.85934
>>85932
i have a lot of angry images
No.85935
>>85934
You don't strike me as an angry person Mika
No.85936
>>85935
it doesnt happen very often
No.85937
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>>85936
Same as myself.
Though when I snap it's not pretty
No.85938
>>85932
I do. You're next.
>>85933
Good en ough.
No.85939
No.85940
>>85938
nouny wants to own my penis
No.85941
>>85937
i get mad at games all the time, but thats just in passing and im always able to quit out
except in shitty games like league
dont play league
>>85939
no
No.85943
No.85944
>>85942
Let's get drunk sometime, webm related.
No.85945
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>>85941
It takes a lot to break my anger, I put up with a lot of crap. But when I snap i really blow my top.
No.85947
>>85943
…ye…
>>85944
Kyoko looks like the one who was raped.
>>85946
hi renxu
No.85948
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No.85950
>>85944
i want to get drunk and be taken advantage of by noun and kyoko
No.85951
There is nothing good in life
No.85952
>>85947
She just didn't expect such a devoted bottom!
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No.85953
>>85951
Care to elaborate?
No.85954
>>85951
people are good
life is good
No.85956
>>85953
nope
>>85954
both people and life are shit
No.85957
>>85956
youre here with people now
if you still say that its on you
No.85958
>>85956
Then you must be a half-empty cup type of person.
No.85959
File: 1453364593321.gif (450.02 KB, 350x432, 175:216, holo listening to alice in….gif)
>>85953
So you just…. ignore me?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>85952
Nah looks like her little hymen was split in two. :D
No.85960
>>85957
True I am awful
>>85958
completely empty
No.85961
No.85962
No.85963
>>85951
What makes life bad, anon?
No.85964
>>85962
haha oh shit mika got rekt
No.85965
>>85951
There is you.
You can have fun, you can chase your heart, and learn your mind. You can feel joy, and respect sadness. You are what's out there, and it's all that's needed, because it's always changing and surprising.
>>85959
>tfw no good kyoko rule 34
No.85966
No.85967
>tfw Bard is super nice and cute to me no matter what
No.85968
>>85959
Isn't me ignoring you the greatest of problems.
>>85960
Shucks. Who would have thunk it.
No.85969
>>85967
he's a nice person
No.85971
>>85970
you're a ultra cuter
No.85972
>>85961
No point in it I'll just not bother others
>>85963
Lots don't care to say
>>85965
quite poetic
No.85973
>>85970
Bard is a good guy
No.85974
>>85972
It's the only truth I know.
No.85976
>>85975
no angry, noun… no..
No.85977
>>85975
Calm yourself noun
No.85978
>>85976
I WANT TO SLAP EVERYONE!
No.85979
>>85974
doesn't help me though
I'm just gonna go fuck off
No.85980
>>85978
Just try it :^)
Calm yourself please noun its so unbecoming of you
No.85982
>>85978
take it out on me please.. no one else has to get hurt
No.85984
>>85979
You'll get through whatever your feeling. Just sleep on it, it's been a long night for a lot of people here, but we're always here for eachother in the end.
No.85985
>>85981
Please, if you want to hit someone just hit me..
No.85986
>>85983
let me warm them up for you
No.85987
>>85982
>>85985
I'd rather watch you two fight for whoever gets to get hit first by The Glorious Noun.
No.85988
No.85989
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>>85987
Silly noun, I'm a lover not a figher
No.85990
>>85966
Hello wolfy! I've missed you
>>85972
It's clearly effecting your life, you can tell us. we'll help you
No.85991
>>85988
daddy's gotta cum… right?….
>>85989
Fight for me!
No.85992
>>85986
I want them to be as warm as Noun's with an RPG. How do you plan on warming them?
No.85993
>>85991
daddy needs to cum..
No.85994
>>85990
missed me? why's that?
>>85992
in my hands silly
No.85995
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>>85991
I could never fight anyone, its just not in me.
No.85996
Can you stab me in the eye with your penis ?
No.85997
No.85998
No.85999
>>85996
noun are you ok… did you drink too much or something
No.86001
>>85997
Oh the joys of being stabbed in the eye with a penis.
>>85999
I took some more xanax earlier. Earlier like 30 minutes ago or something.
>>86000
No.86002
No.86004
>>85994
That sounds grossly affirming spider. Can we try something more hands-off?
>>86000
Try opening a window
No.86005
>>85967
Hi micchy how are you sweetheart?
>>86001
whats your milligram friend?
No.86006
>>86000
the animators for yryr had a very strong attention to detail.
>>86001
dont do drugs noun
No.86007
No.86008
No.86009
No.86011
Lets just all love each other.
No.86012
>>85997
Sleepen is back!
Maybe I can be happy again…
No.86013
>>86011
i do…
i care about each and every one of you as human beings
No.86015
>>86000
nini <3
>>86008
Morning Sleepen <3
No.86016
No.86017
>>86016
yes, you are human after all
No.86018
>>86013
But I'm prioritized, correct? Good.
No.86019
No.86020
>>86017
Don't listen to him he's a spider!!!
No.86021
>>85994
because you are a cute lil' wolfspider and you deserve pets :p
No.86022
>>86009
I guess your initial idea was OK. I have no further qualms.
No.86023
I'm awake!
Just really comfy, I will sleep with a smile on my face tonight. It's amazing the amount of honesty and goodness in some people's hearts. Reminds me it's worth it to stay open and honest.
No.86024
>>86011
Even me?
>>86013
I like you Mika.
>>86015
Morning Magi!
How are you?
>>86016
*teleports behind you*
*unzips katana*
*cuts you in half*
*does a 360 and walks away*
No.86025
>>86022
it sounds good
>>86021
pls I'm not cutes but I'll take your pets
>>86024
sleepen pls
No.86026
>ignored by sleepen
oh well…
No.86027
>>86023
This post makes me happy.
>>86024
Of course, silly!
No.86029
i love you so so much
im glad i found this place
no one ever needs to feel alone
No.86030
I'm glad everyone here loves everyone. It means we have succeeded in our goal!
No.86031
>>86012
>>86026
Ahh!
I'm sorry Burt!
I thought I responded!
I'd never ignore my battle buddy… :c
>>86027
Then you guys would be the only people that even remotely liked me then, so that's something…
No.86032
>>86030
I dont love everyone
No.86033
>>86028
No I'm in the cup, of course I'm here!
No.86034
>>86031
I like you even if you don't like me
No.86036
No.86038
>>86031
oh guess i can hold off on suicide then, im glad.
No.86039
>>86035
Complete and total global domination.
>>86033
Do you want to be the cup the loli spits into?
>>86037
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
No.86040
>>86034
You are just a little spooky that's all…
>>86038
You shouldn't joke about stuff like that Burt…
No.86041
No.86042
>>86025
too cute, i'll give you all the pets
No.86043
No.86044
>>86032
Who do you not love?
No.86045
>>86039
I want to be the ear of the cup.
>>86037
Nihongode.
No.86046
>>86037
not sure what the michelangleo quote means with that added context
No.86047
>>86036
helllo there spider
>>86039
i wish you good luck
No.86048
>>86040
Sorry sleepen,I am just sad.
>>86044
Take a guess
No.86049
I genuinely do love everyone here, and this is not the first time I've said it.
>>86039
That reminds me, when Dragon's Dogma Online is released in NA, me and you are going to have so much fun.
No.86050
No.86052
>>86048
I was hoping you would be happy again…
I know who you're talking about now though.
>>86049
That's a nice thing to say Kyoko…
No.86053
>>86043
*pulls you into my lap and pets your hair*
>>86049
e…even me, Kyoko?
No.86054
>>86045
I want to be the hand on the ear. What does that make us?
>>86049
I heard it wasn't that good. I'm not sure about DDO. It's really a singleplayer experience… Anyways, we have Black Desert Online to look forward to. Something that looks great.
>>86044
He doesn't love me. He wishes I was dead and buried. He'd dance on my grave if he could…
No.86055
>>86053
where were you petting before?
No.86056
>>86050
I'm happier than I've been in a long time how are you doing tonight?
No.86057
>>86054
You are probably one of the most loved people here Noun!
You're popular for a reason!
No.86058
>>86049
good work
>>86052
yup
>>86054
Noun too yes
No.86059
>>86056
abit exhausted and the usuall other things but I'm quite fine thanks, why're you super happy ?
No.86060
No.86061
>>86054
A delinquent duo! Does this mean we're crooks?
No.86062
>>86059
pretty tired myself
cold as well
but I am accepted and now I have something to strive for
at least I think I do
I may end up waiting a little while more to know for sure
so for that I am thankful
No.86063
>>86051
Mika I love how you became such a core member of /lewd/ even after it was established. You have a strong, lovable personality and are always fun.
>>86053
Why else would I buy you any donut you want? Silly ema!
>>86054
The trade running in that game is so similar to Archeage …I'm going to hold your packs hostage! And fill my house with them, Nouny mementos.
No.86064
>>86058
Kung pow was great, I wouldn't fast-forward through it at any rate.
No.86065
>>86062
happy for you bard!
No.86067
>>86063
that makes me feel really good inside
what makes you say all of these things all of a sudden
No.86068
>tfw burt doesn't love me anymore
When did everything lose purpose?
>>86061
I call the top of the duo.
>>86063
This is why i am excited about Black Desert. Also the combat is action and not tab.
>>86066
No.86069
>>86068
Then I call shotgun.
No.86070
Well, I think it's time for me to sleep. Good bye.
No.86071
good night peoples and not burt!
No.86072
Tfw staying home to play videogames.
Why….
No.86073
>>86052
I'm drunk, and people without avatars are hard to concentrate on!
You are pouring liquod coziness Sleepen. You are friendly, welcoming, and it's easy to feel like your friend. A great conversationalist, and truly a staple in this community. Also, you kick major ass at Insurgency!
No.86074
No.86076
>>86070
nighty night noun
>>86071
night night spider
No.86077
>>86068
Im sorry I dont hate you
I hate myself
No.86078
No.86079
>>86055
your furry wolf bum :3
>>86063
a…any donut? I want? i'm not sure if i can accept your donuts without giving you something in return..
>>86070
Sweet dreams, Noun ^^
>>86071
*pets you to sleep* goodnight wolfy!
>>86072
What's wrong with that? lol
No.86080
>tfw powering through old folders but can't be asked to organize them
>>86070
nini~
No.86081
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No.86082
>>86067
It's not hard to speak the truth, especially with someone who you like.
>>86071
Goodnight!
>>86079
*pats your head*
You're so silly, it's cute. Any donut.
>>86081
It's genuine.
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No.86084
i should go to sleep
good night everyone
No.86086
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>>86082
I like to think it's abstract.
>>86084
Alright Renekton, maybe one last round of cards?
No.86087
No.86088
>>86084
Goodnight Mika, sleep well!
No.86089
>>86087
You are a good person Burt…
No.86091
>>86090
Seen it, that mom is such a cunt
No.86093
>>86082
sorry for slow replies. sometimes i forget i have a computer. anyway what is your favorite donut?
>>86084
Aww goodnight, Mika!
No.86094
>>86093
Boston Creme from Tim Horton's, it's been that way my entire life. Plain is a close 2nd though.
No.86095
>>86094
You have good taste i want it…
No.86096
>>86094
Gosh talk about diabetes. I'd have to brush my teeth after eating something like that
No.86097
>>86095
Cross the snow wall, trek the fields of ice, and survive the cold. A shining Tim Horton's will appear in the distance. Lights on, people inside, laughing and eating donuts. Welcome to Canada!
>>86096
I haven't eaten one in years, but they're really delicious. Honestly I avoid sugar as much as I can.
No.86098
>>86097
I dont even need to cross the border silly there was one in Rochester where I lived. All we got is Dunkins here though…
No.86099
Would you have it after hes had a bite out of it?
No.86100
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slow moving night time/morning /lewd/ a suffering
No.86101
>>86100
It will make it worth the wait for when people come back!
No.86104
>>86097
I sorry! I was called away from my computer x.x
You should buy a big box of them and go crazy
No.86105
Early EU times are suffering
No.86107
No.86108
>>86107
oh my mistake
I am asleep guys sorry for the confusion
No.86109
>tfw Burt is asleep
Kill me.
No.86110
>>86109
no one kill sleepen when im asleep
No.86111
>>86110
You can't say that while asleep!
No.86112
>>86103
Varies on your scope of board culture.
No.86114
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>>86112
I agree it's still not slow in comparisson to other boards, but when it goes from several posts every few minutes to 2-3 an hour I think it's fair to call it slow
No.86116
>>86115
>>86115
>>86115
>>86115
>>86115
NEWT RED
Though it's arguably unnecessary since the board's so slow now.