No.86117
dead board
just delete it now
No.86119
>>86117
Have faith! It's always slow around this time of day, it'll start populating once more Amerikans have woken up.
>>86118
Yes, like you! When you wake up, there'll be a bit more traffic here.
No.86120
>>86118
I don't believe you!
No.86121
Ohayou Skandi, cool track.
No.86122
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No.86123
>>86120
You said i was therefor i am
No.86125
>>86121
Ohayo! And thanks, I never know which song to put in the OP ever since that became kinda a rule.
No.86126
>>86115
Just noticed Skandi isn't drunk for once!
Too bad I need to leave and can't stay and talk to sober Skandi…
>>86123
(You) for best battle buddy.
No.86127
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86125
Rules are made to be put to the test~ I've got something you might like embedded.
No.86128
Dear diary,
today I became a member of a political party and I made an autistic scheme of shirts I will buy.
eint
No.86129
>>86126
Now now, I'm not always drunk! And especially not at half past three on a Thursday!
>>86127
Rules were made to be followed by good boys! And the video gets the universal "kek" of approval.
No.86130
>>86126
>I need to leave
thanks though
No.86134
>>86129
Have I been good? Will you be telling me this?
>>86128
Checked. I also have a video for you Tokai.
No.86135
>>86133
harro yannies
>>86134
showw
No.86137
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86135
I don't get it at all but it's spongebob…
No.86138
>>86134
You have been good, as far as I know! Not that there are many rules to break on /lewd/ anyway!
No.86139
>>86136
hows you?
>>86137
It's those two famous internet comedians from kud who went downhill as let's players but then used in a spongebob thing
No.86141
>>86139
Sorry if it's unfunny it was unintentional =|
>>86138
Well I've only been trying my best. One sometimes finds it difficult to be at his cutest =D
No.86142
>>86140
lovely, how come?
>>86141
nah it's okai, I'm just too into Dutch memes to be surprised
No.86144
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>>86142
I suppose one last meme video wouldn't hurt, care to see another?
No.86146
>>86144
yeeh bring it
>>86145
hey there
No.86147
>>86146
how are you master ? Did you sleep well ?
No.86148
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86146
This one is short and sweet. I do one more last one in case you were interested.
No.86149
>>86147
I slept well but now I am sleepy again.
>>86148
hehee that's good
No.86150
>>86149
I just woke up, I wish you were here in my bed so we could snuggle a-and I could um.. do things for you .////. anything fun planned for today master ?
No.86151
>>86149
Why do they call you De Mirakel Man?
No.86152
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86149
I would have hoped so~ One last one so I don't start doing Burt's thing.
>>86147
Moe…
No.86155
>>86150
That'd be really pleasant.
I've snuggled up on the couch to watch series until I sleep.
>>86151
Omdat ik mirakels waar maak
>>86152
pfah, nice
No.86156
>>86155
That's pretty cool
No.86157
>>86155
Well I'd do anything to make you feel good master ! Would you let me be the small spoon and hold your hands and kiss and suckle on your fingers while we watch it together ?
No.86158
>>86153
Random .webm'ing? File name noticed h/e
>>86154
Lol. this was the picture we were discussing isn't it.
>>86155
tyvm
No.86159
>>86158
Yes it is I hope you enjoyed it
No.86160
>>86158
those are youtube videos though and I don't mind if someone else webm posts anyway I have been raifu posting anyway
No.86161
Sometimes I wonder if Rockso is just faking this behavior
No.86162
>>86156
uhuh
>>86157
yeah that's sweet
>>86158
huh
No.86163
I just want to feel the rush of being tied up knowing there's no going back and my mouth duct taped shut so I can't use the safe word and be fully abused by master, is that so much to ask ?
>>86162
You're sweet. Typing that made me feel lewd a-am I allowed to fix this problem ?
No.86164
>>86159
Is she holding a can of tomato soup over her head lol?
>>86160
I've found a few good sources today myself.
>>86162
hmph….
>>86161
What's it to you?
No.86165
>>86164
I think she's bopping her over the head with a soda can or something
No.86166
>>86164
Because I've known him for a while.
No.86167
>>86165
Well once put that way it makes sense, funny enough.
No.86168
Hey fags I stumbled onto your board and I want to point out that
>2.) No illegal shit (i.e., child porn)
Should be e.g. instead of i.e.
No.86169
morning cuties and cutiers, how's it going?
No.86170
>>86164
Like a spring or well?
No.86171
>>86167
The girl on the left just saw your dick that's why she's making that face
No.86172
>>86171
I meant right fuck
No.86173
No.86174
>>86170
Spring as in… weapon? or like a jackinabox?
>>86171 >>86172
Uhh fair enough? Why though.
No.86175
>>86163
tssh fine go ahead
>>86164
whats wrooong?
No.86176
No.86177
>>86175
t-thank you master I'm sorry I'm such a hopeless pervert. Am I allowed to think about doing things to you ?
No.86178
>>86174
You know spring like as in water
You know when you are exploring and they just spring up on you and you have a drink?
>>86175
>>86177
Oh my did Tokai become a pervert in my 22 hours of sleep?
No.86179
>>86176
hoi
>>86177
depends on what that be
>>86178
wow I didn't
No.86180
>>86179
well you appear to have become moes master so you must at least have been lewd
No.86181
No.86182
>>86179
i-i'm too embarrassed to say it in public master, I'm sure you know what it is !
No.86183
bandwidth is acting up once at the same time =((
>>86176
Hiya spidey.
>>86175
Nothing… Just running out of Steam for a bit…
>>86166
By extension the archives are very assailable by association. So it's only natural
>>86178
Oh, like a drinkable wishing well?
No.86184
>>86180
I just have high charisma
>>86181
sleepily
>>86182
Do you really want to go down the road where I force you to do it?
>>86183
awh that's no fun
No.86185
>>86183
how's you doing?
>>86184
you should stop drinking so much coffee and instead drink tea which is good for you
No.86186
>>86183
Without the coins and wishes yes
>>86184
Good for you…
But we need a divorce now… I am sorry
No.86187
>>86178
>my 22 hours of sleep
:c
No.86188
>>86187
sorry battle buddy i didn't like sleeping that long but i know you have been problems sleeping so forgive me
No.86189
No.86190
>>86184
No master I'll be good ! I really want you to rub your cock on my lips and make me beg on all fours to taste it and slowly run my tongue around every inch w-while telling you how good it tastes, licking every yummy drop of your precum !
No.86191
>>86185
I'd rather hang myself than give up coffee
>>86186
No please it's just my pet!
Y-you can get a dog if you like..
>>86187
didn't the warm milk work..?
No.86192
>>86191
tea is objective the superior hot drink
No.86193
>>86191
I don't like dogs I prefer cats but besides that I don't like to share…
No.86194
>>86186
Then I know of those!
>>86185
Minor headache~!
>>86184
soz
No.86195
No.86196
>>86188
You were already fogiven buddy!
>>86189
Hello spider, how are you?
>>86191
I trusted you Tokai…
>>86193
>I don't like dogs
Asks for pictures of my husky
Hmm…
No.86197
>>86196
I only really like huskies!
No.86198
>>86196
oooh I'm pretty well, I had poor sleep though
woke up all sweaty and then went back to sleep only to be rudely woken up by my neighbors making noise like the kind you'd hear is someone had broken in
No.86199
>>86197
Glad you like him!
>>86198
Are you sure your neighbours didn't get murdered?
No.86200
>>86190
Fine, you can go think about that.
>>86192
nein
>>86193
come onn please!
>>86194
hehe no probz
>>86196
I am so so sorry sleepen! ;_;
No.86201
No.86202
>>86198
that's just the kebab removers in action then
>>86200
I disagree
No.86203
>>86199
Very beautiful husky!
>>86200
I only like monogamy with no human pets or nothing I'm sorry…
No.86204
>>86200
I bet masters cock tastes so yummy oh my gosh I want it so bad w-would you let me be a good boy and take it all down my throat and swallow your yummy cum :3
No.86205
>>86204
Am I the only one who cringe at this?
No.86207
>>86205
I will admit, it's not something I would be saying…
No.86208
>>86201
I'm so so sorry.. how can I make it up to you?
>>86202
Widerstand ist zwecklos
>>86203
I-I can make it into a cat..
>>86204
now now easy now
No.86209
>>86206
Thank you! I have nothing against erotic writing, but saying "yummy cum" and so on just seems weird and wrong, atleast make it more sexual and visual pleasing.
>>86207
Be honest sleepen, dont you want my yummy gummy summy cummie in your oh my gosh thoat?
No.86210
>>86208
you're not a borg you dumbie
>>86209
I think you're just jealous
No.86212
>>86208
I already got two real cats I dont want a human cat…
>>86209
>Be honest sleepen, dont you want my yummy gummy summy cummie in your oh my gosh thoat?
Heh Gropy you're funny 10/10
I do agree with you there is nothing right with yummy cummy just sounds to childish and puts me off
No.86213
>>86211
hey there how're you?
No.86215
I want daddy's yummy cummy down my tummy >////<
More daddy
No.86216
>>86208
Clean your room.
>>86209
That's pretty erotic, but I'm pu.re!
I like you though Gropy, I really needed that laugh…
>>86211
Hello Senti!
No.86217
>>86208
Am I allowed to finish master ? I'm really close
No.86219
>>86213
>>86214
>>86216
I'm about to leave for work
No.86221
>>86210
All glorie aan het vaderland
>>86212
why noot
>>86216
I already did..
>>86217
psh pathetic, go ahead
No.86222
No.86223
>>86221
>not doing it again
kms
No.86224
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why is playing with your nipples when they're hard from the cold so nice
No.86225
>>86219
alright, well take care for work then!
>>86221
listen I don't know what kinda tongue clops you're doing there but on the internet we have alittle something called the english language now it's fine if you haven't heard of it before but that's no excuse for not knowing it and there's even less of an excuse for not using it so I'll remind you that again that this is a British imageboard with english words!
>>86224
because you're a pervert
No.86226
>>86221
I told you I am a one person kind of man I don't like to share…
>>86224
wut
No.86228
No.86229
>>86227
See you later Senti!
No.86230
>>86224
Why not just get them hard by touching them like a normal person? Or do you sit around with ice cubes and stuff?
>>86227
Hi and bye!
No.86231
>>86230
Do normal people really play with their nipples like that?
Also hi Skandi!
No.86232
>>86226
you heard me
>>86230
No I mean when you're outside walking I can't help but play with them through my shirt
No.86233
>>86223
imsorry imsorry I'll do it again
>>86225
kut engelsen
>>86226
w-were still friends right..?
No.86234
>>86231
I don't but then again I am not normal
>>86232
You should not play with your nipples in public
No.86235
>>86215
daddy needs to cum
No.86236
>>86233
Of course we are friends but if you ever to decide to be a one person kind of tokai maybe we can work things out
No.86237
>>86232
you should get them pierced if you like playing around with them so much
>>86233
clippy clop ogu boga
No.86238
>>86233
Is your room messy though?
>>86234
I thought you were a normie Burt???
No.86239
>>86231
All the cool people are doing it! It just requires some training for it to work for most people!
And yeah, hi!
>>86232
Oh wow. Yeah okay, never mind, you're a hundred times more degenerate than me.
No.86241
No.86242
>>86239
If Burt isn't doing it, then how can ALL the cool people be doing it?
Did you need to train your nipples? (Most autistic question I've ever asked someone…)
No.86243
>>86236
okaii..
>>86237
kanker blanda's, merdeka merdeka
>>86238
..no
No.86244
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>>86237
[spoiler]I want to[/spoiler[
>>86239
a hundred is kind of far, I'm not that bad
No.86245
>>86243
Hmm…
You will have to do something else then…
No.86246
>>86238
Kinda
>>86243
Sorry though Tokai
No.86247
>>86242
you have to simulate them lots inorder to be able to lactate
>>86243
you're making sounds but nothing intelligent is coming out
>>86244
why haven't you then?
No.86248
>>86242
Burt will do it eventually! Or he's doing it in secret! Or maybe he lost his nipples in a horrible accident, but would touch them if he could!
And uh, yeah, I didn't really feel anything in particular from the for the first week or so of playing with them while fapping, but then it started working more and more. Christ, I'm too sober for this lewd talk.
>>86244
20% more degenerate?
No.86249
>>86244
damn thats lewd af….
nipple piercings are pretty hot tbh
No.86251
No.86253
>>86250
good morning
you were pretty drunk last night, you doing alright?
No.86254
>>86250
Good morning! How's the hangover, if any?
No.86255
No.86256
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>>86247
I'm afraid I'd look too imslutty
>>86248
35 and a half probably
>>86249
I want to be able to be pulled around from them
No.86257
>>86246
Skandi said you were doing it in secret though!
>>86247
>simulate
Nipple lactation simulator is worst steam game fam.
>>86248
Y-you went into a lot more detail than I expected you to Skandi…
Drunk Skandi would have said more?!
Maybe you are on to something about Burt though!
>>86250
Morning Kyoko!
It's great to see you!
No.86258
>>86245
What should I do
>>86246
i-its ok..
>>86247
Da kennie heh
No.86259
>>86256
god dammit now you got me horny
No.86260
>>86257
I am not!
>>86258
You were the best wife i ever had though
No.86261
>>86258
I dunno tbh… you can choose something you think I would like if you want.
>>86260
So you lost your nipples in a horrible accident?
I'm so sorry Burt…
No.86262
>>86257
I didn't expect to go into that much detail, either, I was just trynna answer the question. Drunk Skandi would've gone into further details, I imagine, and not only answered the question but also volunteered information that wasn't strictly asked about.
I doubt it! At best, his nipples got shot off in the army.
No.86264
>>86256
why?
you can take them out!
>>86257
ur just a poor fag who's entitled to having everything his way "WAH the breast physics are too sloppy" "WAH why does the game crash every five minute" news flash it's intended for immersion reasons because every time I've tried to lactate some womans nipple I always seem to black out for some reason with a black eye!
>>86258
listen if you're unable to into english I can understand I'll teach you the ways of my peoples!
No.86265
>>86251
Slept great, how are you spider?
>>86252
Morning Burty!
>>86253
I wasn't that drunk …and I meant everything I said.
>>86254
I'm still drunk, and have to be somewhere in a couple hours. I just want to giggle at funny things on the internet…
>>86257
Same to you Sleepen!
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No.86267
>>86261
I still have my nipples!
>>86262
NO! I NEVER GOT MY NIPPLES SHOT OFF!
>>86265
Good morning!
No.86268
>>86266
yess now im playing with my nipples…
but i have to leave soon fuuuck
No.86269
>>86265
I slept hard and I woke up sweaty but I went back to sleep again only to be woken up again by sounds from the neighbor
how're you doing now though?
No.86270
>>86265
I'm sorry to say that the internet ran out of funny things while you were sleeping. It's all gone, sorry.
>>86267
Oh sorry, I must have misunderstood something!
No.86271
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>>86268
>not pretending to itch your chest and twisting them in public
step it up senpai
No.86272
>>86262
>volunteered information that wasn't strictly asked about
I can't even imagine what kind of knowledge drunk Skandi would have tried to share with me…
Everyone should press F for Burt's nipples tbh…
>>86264
>I always seem to black out for some reason with a black eye!
That's because you are a scary spider person!
Spiders don't even have nipples! So your opinion doesn't count!
>>86265
Are you doing well?
>>86267
O-oh, I guess I owe your nipples an apology then…
No.86273
guess its gonna be one of those days again
im off to school, hopefully ill be able to focus on my gov final
No.86274
>>86270
You did!
>>86272
Thats a bit odd no need to do that!
>>86273
Have fun you lewd crocodile
No.86275
>>86260
how many did you have..?
>>86261
Idonnoo..
come on ask anything
>>86264
Germanen aan de top, anglicanen rot op!
No.86277
>>86275
Just you
>>86276
Oh boy that was my favorite part of the Army!
No.86278
>>86272
muh opinions!
>spiders don't have nipples
I'LL SHOW YOU SOME SPIDER NIPPLES!
>>86273
take care pervert!
>>86275
listen just sound this out with me
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED
No.86279
>>86272
Yes, let's drop that subject, actually! I need to maintain the illusion that I'm perfectly pu.re!
F F F F
>>86273
Bye!
No.86280
>>86273
Bye Mika!
>>86274
You're right, I don't even know your nipples
>>86275
I'll need to try think of something then, if you are willing to wait.
Gonna play some insurgency right now so responding to comments outside of steam will be annoying, so I wouldn't dwell on it right now.
>>86278
Please don't!
>>86279
I-Is this my future Skandi..?
W-we are both still 100% pu.re, r-right!?
F
No.86281
>>86267
How are you feeling this morning?
>>86269
I'm sorry to hear that! I'm feeling cheery from all the good stuff that happened last night, despite my roommate having a window open and freezing me to death.
>>86270
Can I cuddle you until they return?
>>86272
Yes! How are you feeling Sleepen?
>>86271
…So slutty.
No.86282
>>86280
you're lucky google fails me!
>>86281
ooooh what kinda good things happened?
No.86283
>>86280
Exactly that would be a bit awkward
>>86281
Better, Sleepen has cheered me up a lot
No.86284
>>86281
Yes, but only because it's cold. Keikaku doori.
>>86280
We are completely pu.re! Well, at least when compared to some people!
No.86285
>>86277
you deserve better
>>86278
Grenzen dicht! zandnegers weg!
>>86280
I'll wait!
have lots of fun, you have me on steam right?
No.86286
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>>86281
ehh? not if nobody finds out right?
No.86287
>>86285
I deserve better? No I don't! You were great we just wanted different things don't be so hard on yourself plus you're cute
No.86288
>>86285
it's good good, I've tried everything I can this scavenge net'er just isn't learning, we're going to have to either put him in a zoo like the rest of the animals or do the more reasonable thing and put him down!
>>86286
I'll know
No.86289
>>86286
I just found out…
>>86282
I did my best to cheer people up last night and it made me feel really good!
>>86283
Will it be an open bar marriage?
>>86284
Feeling warmer. Good boy.
No.86290
>>86289
well that's good, why were they not happy?
No.86292
>>86281
I'm doing better now.
You helped me a lot earlier, thank you!
>>86282
Google thinks spiders are spooky too!
>>86283
I will get to know them then!
>>86284
Like when compared to drunk Skandi?
>>86285
Thanks!
I don't have you on steam though.
No.86293
>>86292
well if you love him so much why don't you marry him then!
No.86296
>>86295
but can you sideload?
No.86300
>>86297
to the zoo it is then!
>>86298
seeing activate!
No.86301
>>86289
Uh, thank you! Or whatever the appropriate reaction is!
>>86292
No! Drunk Skandi is also pu.re, just easily led astray!
No.86302
>>86293
Marry google?
>>86297
I guess I do!
>>86301
Everyone will try corrupt your p.urity Skandi, we musn't let this slander become a reality!
No.86303
>>86302
or google-sanpei to you!
No.86304
>>86300
paradoxical regret activate
No.86305
No.86306
>>86299
*cry*
>>86300
Dierentuinen behoren tot de illegaliteit
>>86302
Yush! all goodie
No.86307
>>86306
going to have to get a gag and a muzzle on this one
No.86308
Bf gave me his netflix account info so I can watch movies.
Apparently europe has literally no movies.
Also hi
No.86309
>>86306
I am sorry for making you so sad… I am a monster!
No.86310
>>86308
Use a VPN to access the UK/US Netflix selection.
No.86311
>>86302
It's alright if people occasionally corrupt my pu.rity, I think, I don't mind too much.
No.86312
>>86308
blame the film industry, netflix is slowing becoming nothing but netflix originals
No.86313
>>86308
that's just France and what do they know about anything?
nothing! that's what
No.86314
>>86308
Hiho comrade. Feeling indecisive.
No.86315
>>86308
[baguette intensifies]
No.86316
You know someone new is moving into your building when your landlord gets off his fat arse and gets someone in to clean the communal staircase and paint the walls.
> the walls will get scuffed again as soon as someone tries to get furniture up the stairs
kek
No.86317
>>86303
*teleports and cuts you and stuff*
>>86306
It is goodie!
Now please press F for Burts nipples that were shot off in Vietnam.
Everyone must show their respects…
>>86308
Hello Toodles!
>>86311
Is that how being pu.re works?
Not sure if you can just turn it off and on like that Skandi!
No.86319
>>86318
Couldn't have said it better myself.
No.86320
>>86316
hey there, how're you?
>>86317
*evades*
No.86321
>>86310
I should do that, yes. I actually might do that!
>>86312
They even make 3D cgi anime originals.
Gross.
>>86313
Thats right, dumb fucks don't even know english.
>>86314
Im determined to watching something tonight!
>>86315
>mfw all bread in france is baguettes
I JUST WANT NORMAL BREAD
>>86317
Whats good?
No.86322
>>86320
Somewhat cold.
You?
No.86323
>>86321
You should. I've been using a VPN to access the US catalogue for over a year now.
No.86324
>>86321
right right!
bloody surrender monkeys
>>86322
somewhere warm, why're you colds?
No.86325
>>86319
I'm sure you could have.
No.86326
>>86317
Huh no, that's how being pu.re works. I'm always pu.re, but sometimes I'm defeated by lewd monsters despite my best efforts.
No.86327
Didn't they start blocking VPNs or something?
No.86328
>>86325
oh hey hey gridypops, how're you doing?
No.86329
>>86325
Are you quite certain?
>>86327
They've said they will in an effort to appease the content providers.
It's unlikely to have a big effect on the big name VPNs, though.
No.86330
>>86307
Ik ben een vry batavier tot in den eeuwigheid!
>>86309
*hug* no no don't feel bad!
>>86317
talk anytime
*press F*
No.86331
> unable to charge your phone as you're using too much power by using an app
Thanks, based Android.
No.86332
>>86330
Tokaiiiiii.
Get on Steam.
No.86333
>>86330
yup chaining this one to a post as well!
No.86334
>>86321
There is nothing not normal about this.
No.86335
>>86328
I'm doing pretty awesome, only had 3 hours of observing a mock set up of or reactor control room for training, and now I'm done for the day.
>>86329
I am the most certain, you should try it some time.
No.86336
>>86331
Use a charger with more amperage. If you have it plugged in to a USB port on a PC those can only do 500 milliamps which hasn't been enough power for a smartphone in like 5 years.
No.86337
>>86330
You don't feel bad either? Okay Tokai?
No.86338
>>86331
What're you doing, mining bitcoins and powering an electric car?
No.86339
>>86327
that would be a darn shame
>>86331
what app? are you charging from wall or from usb? original cable and charger or third party?
>>86334
France has garbage selection when compared to croatia. Like that netto store, ask frenchie, he will confirm it.
That reminds me
>people used to ask if I was frenchie
>im literally frenchie now
No.86340
>>86335
that sounds cool as fuck mate
No.86341
>>86335
I'd feel bad for usurping you.
>>86336
It's actually plugged into the mains.
>>86338
Playing Adventure Capitalist.
No.86342
>>86335
Cobra is pretty cool
No.86343
>>86320
*nukes entire planet*
>>86321
I'm just playing some insurgency to pass the time.
How is life as a french architect?
>>86326
Wow, this is good stuff, I'm gonna need to write this down!
J-just incase!
>>86330
Thank you for paying your respects…
No.86344
>>86339
Plugged into the mains with a HTC charger, though I don't know if it's exactly the same charger that came with this phone, I've got a few HTC charger/cables from this phone and my old ones.
I should let it charge with the screen off, anyway.
No.86345
No.86348
i had an HTC wildfire in my dream last night.
No.86349
>>86348
hi there how're you?
No.86350
>>86346
I do apologise.
I have been hanging around with casuals for too long and have picked up their tawdry lingo.
>>86348
Sounds like a nightmare to me.
No.86351
>>86332
hii
>>86333
kut slavendrijvers..
>>86337
fine, feel good together!
>>86343
my pleasure
No.86352
>>86343
Challenging, always working, days pass really quickly. Its nice. I wish I could play insurgency as noun got it for me and all…
>>86344
>charging with biggest battery consumer, screen
There we go. Idk why you would do that however.
>>86348
I used to have iphone 4 in my dreams when I really wanted it.
No.86353
>>86351
that's a whipping!
No.86354
>>86341
Oh right! That does rather eat batteries, plus it made my phone heat up like crazy when it was open. Isn't that one of those that gives you idle income even when the game's not actually open, though?
>>86343
And sometimes the lewd monster defeating me is the knowledge that Sadpanda exists, but I still count as slutty! It's all very technical.
No.86355
>>86340
oh, yeah, I as a mechanic don't spend long in there, but it's comforting to see competence in those that are responsible to save my life in case of an actual casualty, like a steamline rupture.
>>86341
then try your own thing, just say it the best you can.
>>86342
I prefer to call her Jatimatic
No.86356
>>86350
it was a weird dream. i lost my shorts.
>>86352
i have an iphone 6 plus now. i can't remember why i got a wildfire in dream land.
No.86357
>>86351
>
>>86352
Yeah, I know. It's just the first time I've seen that message on my phone, that's the only reason I mentioned it.
No.86358
>>86350
Meta is for everyone. Don't worry I've got you covered.
No.86359
>>86355
being a mechanic is pretty cool too though
build be a giant robot spider mech army!
No.86360
>>86354
Yeah, it's got some monthly event thing that's one for a week now which I just started, so I was looking after it in the early stages.
>>86355
Okay!
>>86356
Hah. Did anything else happen?
No.86361
>>86339
I had you confused with frenchie back on r9k, I think you both used the same avatar or something.
No.86362
>>86360
lots i'm struggling to remember
No.86363
>>86358
Thanks man!
>>86362
I'll be eagerly awaiting more tales from your dreams~
No.86364
Spider doesn't get a (You) because he will evade it.
>>86351
Tokai gets a (You) though.
>>86352
Sounds like a good life Toodles!
/lewd/ gets together and plays Insurgency sometimes, and also minecraft recently, funnily enough…
Feel free to stop by when we are playing, everyone would be happy to play with you!
>>86354
You really do know your stuff about p.urity Skandi…
Do I sense another book being written soon?
No.86365
>>86359
oh, I'm not complaining about being a mechanic, I wanted to actually work on the reactor, not just throw switches and push buttons, like the other two nuke rates.
>>86360
You got it down.
No.86366
>>86351
I'm sorry I'm so pathetic master I just love the idea of making you feel good that way !
No.86368
>>86364
I wouldn't evade your love though bby~
>>86365
make your own reactor, inside my giant robot spider mech army you're also going to make for me
No.86369
>>86364
> No (You) for me
>
>>86365
I'll try to be unique just for youuuuuu.
No.86371
>>86351
Good tokai we shall feel good together
No.86372
No.86373
>>86369
I'm sorry Dotter, I'm just a little distracted with Insurgency!
This is your (You)!
No.86374
>>86364
I'm the leading expert on pu.rity.
First I'll have to finish the book I'm actually writing! Then I'll do the Big Book of Not Being Lewd.
>>86370
'Morning, Nounykins! You should get up earlier and live the day to its fullest!
No.86376
>>86356
Pink one?
>>86357
Wow it actually tells you? Thats so cool!
Iphones tell you that they are too hot to operate if you leave them in sun for instance which is also cool. But for some reason they don't let you take photos with flas if their battery is lower than 15% which is kinda weird.
>>86361
Oh that was you kek. I doubt we used the same avatar tho, but I think we both posted anonymously idk?
>>86364
I don't really have time to play a game where you need to dedicate my time for 15 minutes like insurgency, but I will check out minecraft soon!
And yes its good, I make 3 times the money I would in croatia, so each month here is like 3 months working in croatia which is insane tbh. I plan to work for 6 months so I can put it on my resume and already have solid work experience for whatever other job.
Does that minecraft server have any mods?
No.86377
>>86376
na, pink ones are 6s plus, i got the one before it, it's gold
No.86378
>>86368
I'll need a cute platinum blonde to help me.
>>86369
you can do it!!!
>>86371
burt I need help, is this a fa-mas?
No.86379
>>86373
Much better!
>>86374
I'm going to look forward to reading this book.
>>86376
Yeah, maybe it's a new thing, I don't know.
I didn't realise that iphones stopped you taking pics like that…
Then again, the last iPhone I used for a reasonable duration was the iPhone 3G.
No.86380
>>86378
you got your self a deal if you get one your self!
No.86382
>tfw you have a dream about cumming on a lewd anime figurine
What's becoming of my life.
>>86374
I should. I have to go to work in 5 hours. All I wanna do is stay home and play videogames all day.
No.86383
>>86368
LEAVE SLEEPEN ALONE HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU
No.86384
>>86382
You've been looking at the wrong gifs/webms again, haven't you?
No.86385
>>86383
HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!
No.86386
>>86377
6 is also pink one im 200% sure
and 6 plus too
>>86379
What version of android you runnin?
>>86382
>tfw dreaming about a non wagecuck life
No.86387
>>86384
Maybe…
>>86386
Come to america and lets get our NEET bux. We can buy a one bedroom apartment and combine our government bills to pay rent. Videogames and anime all day long!
No.86388
>>86386
nope
rose gold option only started with 6s and 6s plus
when 6s came out, the gold option for 6 and 6 plus was also discontinued, so now those are only available in silver and space grey.
trust me, if it was available in pink, i would have bought it in pink.
No.86389
>>86385
YES HE DOES HE IS MY BATTLE BUDDY, FUCK OFF!
No.86390
>>86386
It's a HTC M8 with Android 5.0.2 (Lollipop).
>>86387
I actually have a folder of those too.
No.86391
>>86389
ANYONE CAN BE YOUR BATTLE BUDDY SINCE YOU'RE A BATTLE WHORE!
!
No.86392
>>86379
If you're referring to the Non-Lewd Manual (w/ labelled illustrations), I fear it won't be too good. Being non-lewd is just a natural skill for me, I don't think it can be learned.
>>86382
Well, five hours is pretty decent! You've got time to cum on ~seven anime figurines if you really try!
No.86393
>>86380
but, I need one provided to me, she also needs to be brain washed with ptsd, and well educated in mechanics and human anatomy.
>>86381
i want to put a fa-mas style scope riser on a high point carbine now.
No.86394
>>86392
Illustrations too!
I was planning to read it as a work of fiction since you're clearly not p.ure~
No.86395
>>86368
>love
S L A N D E R
>>86374
If you wrote that book, I will learn Norwegian and buy it.
I'm not kidding.
The book will be the most influential piece of literature ever written.
>>86376
The server doesn't have any mods since Senti and Noun like vanilla minecraft.
We haven't really played in a long time, so things seem kinda new anyway from updates!
Sounds like you are really busy, that's a good thing.
Make sure you make a good impression for this, and future employers!
Have you been out enjoying the country?
>>86379
Another (You).
No.86396
>>86392
Maybe all at once. No way I'd cum 7 times in a day! Damn why is hot gluing so fucking hot.
No.86397
No.86398
>>86395
> can't handle all these (You)s
>>86396
You just like the cum.
No.86399
>>86393
fine fine!
>>86395
miscreants!
No.86400
No.86401
>>86393
JUST FUCKING FUCK OFF AND STOP WASTING YOUR COUNTRIES WELFARE ON YOUR DISGUSTING SELF
SLEEPEN IS MY ONLY BATTLE BUDDY!
>>86393
I got one of those things you should do it.
No.86402
>>86394
I've been explaining it to Sleepen! I'm super pu.re, I'm just weak-willed! All my seeming lewdness is someone else's fault!
>>86395
I'll write it in English, obviously! All Norwegians are completely pu.re already!
>>86396
'Cause guys cumming is hot, for obvious reasons!
No.86403
>>86398
No, it's the closest I'll ever get to a cute anime girl.
No.86404
No.86405
>>86401
that's not very nice burt!
what if you hurt girds feelings?
No.86406
>>86402
Uhuh. It's nothing to do with the alcohol or anything.
>>86403
Awwwww.
You could go to an anime con and watch out for cosplayers.
No.86407
>>86404
So you'd also enjoy a video of an anime figurine just kinda being there?
No.86408
>>86407
He faps to anime figurine pics every night, Skandi.
No.86409
>>86406
They're not anime enough! Their proportions are off…
>>86407
I don't know. But enough of that. Lets focus on a new feel.
>tfw you will never hotglue Skandi
No.86410
>>86387
I want more in lyf
A car for instance.
>>86388
Oh huh guess I got it wrong. I could have bet everyone was excited for it cause it came in pink. Or as apple would say it rose gold.
>>86390
Ah, 5.0 brough some neat stuff like telling you approx time till its charged
>>86395
Yeah im real busy these days, which is kinda nice you know? Its like a timeskip into the future when I'll be rich!
And im leaving a really nice impression, like I did on last job so when my new boss called my old one he said really nice things about me I imagine.
I only get sundays off but during that sunday I was on two tourist places and I saw a lot of things, incuding a store in which they sell bongs and weed accessories.
I didn't really enjoy this country that much so far and every time I go to a place nostilgia about croatia hits me and I think to myself how better croatia is kek
No.86412
>>86401
meant for the gross person grids you know that.
>>86391
>>86405
DIE OR LEAVE ALREADY OR AT THE VERY LEAST LEAVE SLEEPEN ALONE
No.86413
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>>86401
what, I don't own one, but they're cheap so I may pick one up just to disguise it as a Fa-mas, but not really, it'd look cool though.
>>86399
YAY!!!!
No.86414
>>86411
hi there
>>86412
do you luv lovey dove him?~
>>86413
I take it back!
No.86415
>>86406
The alcohol has something to do with it, but to make a comparison, it's like the difference between reckless self-endangerment and suicide! So it's not slutty!
>>86408
… Even if that is the case, he presumably likes hot gluing more!
>>86409
Hey, what the hell! You're right, you absolutely won't!
>>86411
Hi, master!
No.86416
>>86411
She's too loli for me, you pedo!
How are you today miles? Sorry we haven't talked much on steam lately.
>>86410
You should do a meet up with Frenchie and see how he's doing.
No.86417
Spider doesn't get a (You) again, because he is at war with my battle buddy.
>>86398
I hope you can, because you will get a lot more!
>>86401
My battle buddy gets a (You) to support the war effort!
>>86402
I-If the norwegians occupied the area I live in long ago, does that mean I have some of the p.urity they left behind?
Or am I imslutty from birth..? :c
>>86410
I'm sure your bosses will say very nice things about you, I've never understood when people burn bridges when they leave a job tbh, it's always better to leave a lasting good impression.
I can imagine the culture would be a lot different, and will take a lot of getting used to, especially with the language barrier.
What are your plans in 6 months?
Moving somewhere else?
No.86419
>>86417
rip word filter… :c
No.86420
>>86413
Yeah they are very cheap i honestly got mine for like 200 used from some guy on craigslist.
>>86414
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS TO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
>>86417
best battle buddy
No.86421
>>86415
Just blame the alcohol, Skandi. It is evil and makes you do bad stuff that I like.
I bet it's more perverted if it's little plastic figurines with nuffin going on, though.
>>86417
<3
No.86422
>>86417
well to be serious for a minute I wish burt would stop thinking I'm trying to take you from him and to not be so insecure about someone chatting you up
he should trust you at the very least if he cared
>>86420
BUT HE'S CARRYING MY CHILD!
No.86423
No.86424
>>86415
Hello~
>>86414
Hi
>>86416
Y-You can't use that word, it's too lewd.
Here's one for Senti.
I'm doing okay, I've not been in a Steam mood lately anyway.
No.86425
No.86426
>>86411
>those body proportios
unf
>>86416
I should. Maybe. I don't know frenchie tho.
>>86417
My friend burns all the bridges and its fucking horrible. His stories of how he quit a job because he didn't feel like working, his boss asking him where is he looking for a new job and then telling him he will call them and tell them how shitty of a worker he is.
Everyone here is croatian too, so there is absolutely no need to get used to any part of french culture, or to learn french. Which is nice, because I don't really like french.
No.86427
(You)
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
No.86428
>>86353
neen
>>86357
hehe
>>86364
thank youu
>>86366
I forgive you little one
>>86371
and now I am full, you too?
No.86429
>>86428
30 DAYS IN THE BOX!
No.86430
>>86414
but I want my very own noel to help me build spider tanks.
>>86420
because people buy them thinking they're actually going to be a real gun, when they're more for plinking.
>>86424
should be titled Senti Bukake.
No.86431
No.86433
>>86430
I can get you a heavily used one for under the current market price
but that's it!
No.86434
>>86428
wb~
How was dinner?
No.86435
No.86436
>>86422
NO ONE WOULD EVER TOUCH YOU IN THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND YOU COULD NEVER EVER TOUCH SLEEPEN IN SUCH A MANNER YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
>>86423
<3
>>86428
Yes I am, I just at a turkey sandwich
>>86430
Makes it cheaper for me its nice
No.86437
>>86417
There might be some residual purity, but presumably you're infested with Anglophone sluttiness!
>>86421
Well fine, I blame alcohol, the liquid devil! And you, the solid devil! And master to a much larger degree, but I'm generally sober with him!
>>86424
2hot
No.86438
Rainbow Six Siege is still the same price on g2a that it is on steam.
No.86439
>>86435
up to much?
>>86436
I am a human version of an orangutan please put me down
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No.86440
>>86437
Me, the solid devil?
Why, I'm honoured~
I'll have to re-earn that title with you soon.
No.86441
>>86428
I really want to snuggle with you while watching bad anime or csgo streams
No.86442
>>86426
Yeah, burning bridges will only affect your future in a negative way, since your old employers can really fuck you over if they wanted to.
It's nice that you are around other Croatians, it's probably not worth learning the language then, since your free time would probably be better spent relaxing.
>>86435
Not seen you around a lot Miles, hopefully everything is going okay for you.
>>86436
(You)
>>86437
Ahh!
This is not what I wanted to hear Skandi!
>>86440
>>86428
You both get a (You) too.
No.86443
>>86429
jij bent een doos
>>86434
Grand and nice, wew
>>86436
Then it's perfect~
>>86441
that's very comfy
>>86442
woohoo!
>▶Sleepen 01/21/16 (Thu) 19:55:54 No.8
No.86444
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86431
I want to copper plate and clear coat an old M16A2 put a stainless bull barrel on it, and solid mahogany furniture all around.
>>86433
but I want a new one preferably a virgin.
>>86436
enjoy this orchestral of Kebab removal.
No.86445
>>86424
Geeze, only you would find that attractive. Is that Ritsu??
No.86446
>>86439
Okay?
weirdo
>>86442
(you)²
>>86443
We can be happy now
>>86444
sweet
No.86447
Who wants to play some minecraft?
No.86448
>>86443
Am I allowed to be the big spoon this time master ? I'd kiss your cheek and hold you tight and everything !
No.86449
>>86443
TO THE MINES WITH THIS ONE
>>86444
there's none in stock!
>>86446
good!
No.86450
>>86447
I will be playing later, I'll ask Senti for the info when he gets back!
No.86451
>>86440
We'll see, we'll see! The stars have to be right and all!
>>86442
Oh, sorry! What I meant is that you're lewd! And I can't be helped if the wordfilter changes that previous sentence!
No.86452
No.86453
>>86451
Do you have any plans for tomorrow evening~?
No.86455
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>86446
totes my jam bro.
>>86449
well, go steal one and do the brain wash and education yourself.
No.86456
>>86447
There is something I want to build.
No.86457
>>86446
I am!
>>86447
my little brother
>>86448
pfush okay but don't get any ideas!
>>86449
bluh
No.86458
>>86438
I need an original to boot bootlegs on my ps3…
No.86459
>>86452
rube!
>>86455
that's my fetish!
>>86457
it's o.k, good boy~
No.86460
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wew, i just dropped 400ug of acid
roll on the pic related
No.86461
No.86462
>>86459
well then do multiples and just don't use the one for me.
No.86463
>>86456
A penis?
>>86457
You play with us!
>>86460
What feelings can you hear?
No.86464
>>86454
spooky scary nounykins
No.86465
>>86463
nothin yet, i literally just put it in my mouth, lol
No.86466
>>86455
Mine too amigo
>>86457
Me too flying dutchman
No.86467
>>86454
>>86453
Uhm! Master and I will be drinking together, and that's about it. I feel like I'm walking into a trap.
No.86468
No.86471
>>86466
wonder if there's a fallout4 mod yet.
>>86468
then no promises of spider tanks.
No.86472
>>86469
morning
>>86463
you already built that huge one to stare at…
No.86473
>>86451
I know your book will save me anyway, so there's still hope!
That's if you actually write it, of course…
No.86474
>>86457
No promises once my chest presses on your back and I nibble your ear and whisper cute and slightly lewd things to you
No.86475
No.86476
No.86479
>>86470
I don't see why not! I was about to say it's a free country, but then I remembered where you live! In any case, the more /lewd/ites who're somehow intoxicated simultaneously, the better /lewd/ is!
>>86473
Or I can keep the secrets for myself and turn it into a cult-like thing where you have to pay to learn more and more secrets!
No.86480
>>86479
PFFFFF.
At least our alcohol is cheaper than yours!
No.86481
>>86459
I'n the goodest
>>86463
bluh fine!
>>86466
I only sail!
>>86474
..what would you
No.86483
>>86471
for removing kebab or mutants?
No.86484
No.86485
>>86479
Skanditology will never be a thing!
I refuse to let this happen!
No.86486
yeah i just woke up
did you guys see my new haircut
i did it myself
No.86487
I kind of want to have my nipples pierced now…
thanks brat and skandi…
No.86488
>>86481
Yes in your ghost ship
No.86489
>>86486
Show?
>>86487
Jesus man… there's no comin' back from that mindset…
No.86490
>>86486
did you change it after the first cut
No.86492
>>86486
Yeah deffo post it
No.86493
No.86494
>>86481
I'd probably tell you how cute you are master while running my hands along your chest and legs, a-and say how much I love how you act when you're turned on !
No.86495
>>86480
Well yes, admittedly! But sorta neighbouring countries should take any chance to pick on each other!
>>86485
You don't want to worship me even a little?
>>86487
I never advocated piercings! I just said that nippleplay is great, which it is!
No.86496
>>86476
no but's, I get a virgin noel or you get no spider tanks.
>>86483
maybe a shishkebab that plays the song when equiped and make my character int ivan the remover.
No.86497
>>86462
>That G11 one
>That Mosin one
No.86498
>>86495
Which is what I'm doing, naturally~
No.86499
here
no i didnt change it wohlfe
No.86500
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No.86501
>>86495
>implying I could afford to worship you
No.86502
No.86503
No.86504
>>86496
That seems like an easy mod to do you could probably do it
No.86505
>>86503
i dont wear makeup
No.86506
Lately I've been really wishing I was the MC to a Silent Hill game.
No.86507
>>86484
huh
>>86488
sailin' the seas
>>86494
Oh okay that you may
>>86499
heeeey
that's pretty good
No.86508
No.86509
>>86499
cut those bangs don't be a chicken
>>86508
she's not coordinated or hygienic enough for that
No.86510
>>86507
I'd probably want to give you a handjob while you squirm and moan in my arms too though master
No.86511
>>86506
well that's what the dev of cry of fear wanted to
so he made afew games of it
>>86507
no huhs allowed!
No.86513
>>86508
aint nobody got time for dat shit
>>86509
nah
No.86515
>>86495
yeah but then brat mentioned it and it actually sounded really hot…
I'm probably only thinking about it because I'm in a constant state of horniness at this point
No.86516
>>86513
Hey wtf you missed mine
No.86517
>>86515
do your penis and tongue as well !
No.86518
>>86505
You should. Its #1 weapon in girls arsenal
No.86520
>>86497
I have a mosin, a ak47, a ar-15 and a remington 700, what's that say about me, and that's just the guns on the list.
>>86502
so, lets do this.
>>86504
I probably could, then give it away on /k/
No.86521
>>86505
Looking pretty good tbh.
No.86522
>>86498
Well, our king looks sillier than your queen, so there!
>>86501
Special friendship discount, of course!
>>86515
Well, you could probably pull it off, so by all means go for it if you want to!
But now it's vidya time!
No.86523
>>86513
i do
gotta stay fleek yo
No.86524
>>86520
making me so happy!
No.86525
uugh this disgusting wizard skin, alright whats the Ip?
>>86510
I'm not that easy!
>>86511
huh
>>86512
that's my favourite episode
No.86527
>>86522
I thought you were supposed to be picking on my country, not your own!
No.86528
>>86523
congrats
i dont have anyone to impress, i have no reason to wear make up i don't care what other people think irl
No.86529
>>86519
>I dont want to look like Rose
FINE
>>86523
I like your "natural" makeup look.
No.86530
No.86531
>>86517
That doesn't appeal to me
No.86532
>>86529
i really dont care though
No.86533
>>86525
Well it'd happen after a little bit of kissing and teasing you ! tfw saw your steam but too scared to add you doushio master ?
No.86534
No.86535
>"people" that like non-hallucinogenic mushrooms
No.86536
>>86529
lol i am all high on acid now i can't really tell if it looks natural or not
No.86537
>>86520
You should you'd be a hero.
>>86525
One of mine too! you got good taste in spongebob
No.86539
>>86538
hi there, how're you doing cutie!
No.86540
>>86535
i did shrooms last night
i got peer pressured into doing them
worth it tbh
No.86543
>>86528
You wear makeup for yourself. Do you think erin "my mom is deader than your mom" Ami has anyone to impress?
>>86536
It does! Its natural as in not too much makeup that its super noticable and ugly.
No.86544
No.86545
>>86543
okay
well i dont want to wear makeup
so im not wearing makeup for myself
how hard is this concept for you trannies to grasp?
No.86546
>>86524
me too.
>>86537
I would be the ubermensch
No.86547
>>86530
*huhs*
>>86533
tss go ahead
>>86535
nouny whats the ip
>>86537
yuuh I miss that show
>>86538
harro barto!
No.86548
>"my mom is deader than your mom"
No.86549
hey everyone im back sorry I just cant stay away also maya ur fucking adorable
No.86550
>>86549
i will be even more adorable after my guac and hummus diet starts working
No.86551
>>86546
seriously though spider mechs!
>>86547
none is the amount that is allowed
>>86549
hey there, how're you doing?
No.86552
>>86546
You know what you must do
>>86547
It still airs though
No.86553
>>86550
you're dieting to become a sandnigger?
No.86556
>>86551
dont fucking talk to hailey
you're the entire reason she stopped posting here initially you fucking creepy 24 year old neet fat fuck
kill yourself
No.86558
>>86539
I am doing okay how are you?
>>86541
Hello there Renz how are you doing today?
>>86547
hey hey there tokie how are you getting along amigio?
No.86559
>>86553
im arabic so i already am
>>86555
the staples of my diet
No.86562
>>86549
HAILEY!!!
It's good to see you back!
No.86563
>>86547
o-ok I bought you a game just now I hope you like it master !