No.89153
I am so glad I'm white rn
No.89155
No.89156
>>89133
I think we still have some soldiers using skis in the north, but I'm really not sure. The army didn't want me since I wasn't motivated to be in the army, thankfully.
>>89134
seize this *unzips day*
No.89161
>>89156
Are you telling me to seize the day?
No.89169
>>89161
Yes, since the other "seize the means of production" joke had already been taken twice.
No.89171
Boring thread is boring.
>>89165
I have a bunch of stuff in the fridge and freezer.
Absolut.
Smirnoff Gold.
Jagermeister.
Kraken.
And mixer.
No.89172
>>89163
lol show me where he says that you doorknob
food stamps are a state institution not a federal institution, he supports state's rights
No.89173
USDA reports that all 50 states, DC, and Puerto Rico are now using EBT systems. The federal government pays 100 percent of SNAP/Food Stamp program benefits. Federal and State governments share administrative costs (with the federal government contributing nearly 50 percent).
Also toodles please stop Italian/Slav mix is white
No.89174
>>89171
wanna make it not boring?
No.89175
>>89161
>>89162
>
>>89165
Pessimist can't be disappointed, eh?
No.89177
>>89173
not true lol
i lived in Virginia, you cannot get food stamps there unless you're disabled
No.89178
>>89168
READY FOR MELT DOWN
>>89171
sounds like fun
>>89175
you'd be surprised
No.89179
>>89176
what would make it not boring?
No.89180
>>89177
Are you on SNAP? Cuz snap is federal
No.89181
>>89171
Send me your rum and nobody will get hurt.
No.89182
>>89179
I leave that up to your imagination. It seems quite active and I'm certain you'll come up with something good.
No.89183
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>89175
I know that melody from another song.
No.89184
>>89181
Gimme a throwaway and you can have the last of my Kraken.
No.89185
well, wifi is dying and that means that I guess im going to sleep
and yes, I work tomorrow
gn
No.89186
No.89188
>>89185
Sweet dreams, Toodles.
No.89190
No.89191
>>89178
>RA2
Mein neger.
>>89183
The original is Cider song a.k.a "Was wollen wir trinken?"
Also Scooter used in it his "How Much Is The Fish?" song.
No.89193
>>89184
Already?! I'll need an hour at least to be anywhere near that level of drunk!
No.89195
File: 1453499015198.png (610.83 KB, 1000x757, 1000:757, 1b811adbd9e97c56cc6f057792….png)
No.89196
>>89180
its "federal" but its not
its complicated
states can choose whether to administer the benefits themselves, which most liberal northern states do, funding comes mostly from federal but state gives a lot of it as well. our taxes pay for it
and again, show me a quote that says trump wants to get rid of food stamps
No.89197
>>89193
Dammit!
I'd better get my throwaway.
No.89198
File: 1453499076577.jpg (305.34 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 44ca2456a4dd69b1e22eb5df9f….jpg)
No.89199
>>89191
you know it
any thing RTS and I'm there more or less
No.89200
File: 1453499114910.jpg (655.84 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
No.89202
File: 1453499161680.gif (833.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n61teapY3D1sm8adlo1….gif)
>>89196
Trump wrote, "The food stamp program was originally created as temporary assistance for families with momentary times of need. And it shouldn't be needed often. Thankfully, 96 percent of America's poor parents say their children never suffer even a day of hunger. But when half of food stamp recipients have been on the dole for nearly a decade, something is clearly wrong, and some of it has to do with fraud."[75]
No.89203
>>89200
Let loose the dogs of war.
No.89204
>>89194
Just one of those melodies that got sampled, like Guetta sampled Better Off Alone for Play Hard.
No.89206
>>89199
That 3rd picture looks way too familiar..
No.89207
>>89202
what he said is correct
i reiterate my previous point
where does it say he wants to get rid of it
No.89208
>>89197
Sorry! It's not just a matter of drinking to do lewd stuff, it's a matter of drinking to talk to internet people offchan at all! With the exception of master, obviously.
No.89209
File: 1453499277227.png (615.15 KB, 628x544, 157:136, jontron_nightshade_reactio….png)
>>89204
That Guetta sampled what for what?
No.89210
>>89205
HMMMPH.
>>89208
It's okay. I'll be up late, of course. It's Friday night, after all <3
No.89211
>>89206
it should be it's the game that came out instead of that other game
twilight sparkies or something
No.89212
>>89207
He doesn't need to directly say it you can imply it from what he said as well as the fact thathe's running for a party that has historically opposed government aid programs.
No.89214
>>89213
Nothing but the biggest for Magi.
No.89215
File: 1453499391336.png (1013.42 KB, 850x906, 425:453, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….png)
No.89217
fight me 1v1 minecraft
69.175.74.131
No.89218
>>89215
That's not even a good gun.
Burt would be disappointed in you.
No.89219
>>89217
me
wood swords only no armor
No.89220
>tfw your dad catches you masturbating to futa furries
No.89221
>>89214
Why is that?
>>89216
Oh, i know that one!
No.89222
>>89216
ts? you mean supcom?
>>89217
alright
>>89220
not the worst thing
No.89223
File: 1453499577223.jpg (288.29 KB, 850x524, 425:262, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>89218
It still fires bullets :3
No.89225
>>89212
nothing he said implied that, donald trump doesn't say shit that leaves it open to the imagination that's not how he talks.
and he's only running for the republican party because he wouldn't get any publicity any other way, he has no loyalties to the GOP and is VERY open about this. it was a hot topic controversy back in the fall when he refused to swear the oath to honour whoever the GOP picks to run
so no, you're wrong. white republicans are the #1 users grossly of SNAP programs. he's talking about mexicans and blacks abusing the system. SNAP is not going away, ever. it's too engrained in our society.
republican states have the highest use of it, they'll fucking switch sides if they say that they're getting rid of it, and everyone knows this.
the only social program they can get away with saying they're going to axe is ObamaCare
No.89227
>Tfw you take a giant shit and have half an orgasm
No.89228
>>89221
He's a friend.
I do stuff for friends.
>>89223
THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
No.89230
>>89228
you're not allowed kid, back down
No.89231
>>89210
Well, good!
>>89220
Explain the situation in detail!
No.89232
>>89229
i farted when i read this lol
No.89234
>>89231
I'd rather not.. It's worse than when he saw my daki !
No.89235
>>89233
poop on ur mom lol
No.89236
>>89221
Pretty known too.
>>89222
Never played any supcoms, I was more of a C&C, AoE, CoH kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6ho3jU4bzM
No.89237
>>89230
I'm not backing down now, man.
>>89231
Totally worth the wait.
No.89239
>>89234
But Moooe, it'd be fuuun!
No.89240
File: 1453499802011.jpg (161.64 KB, 416x574, 208:287, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
No.89241
>>89239
You suck at making people tell you stories
No.89242
>>89238
Ill take a picture 4U next time fam dw
No.89245
>>89237
do u really wanna fight with yung "hakase" yaka?
No.89246
>>89216
That movie was fucking 10/10.
I watched it with Marsy. I expected an action film but it was still great.
No.89247
>>89239
it was pasta from r9k but he really did find my daki
No.89248
lmao get destroyed
lived with 4.5 hearts
No.89250
>>89245
I've been posting with Hakase for a few years, you know. It's only my respect for you that prevents me posting her on here.
No.89251
>>89246
I bet you didn't expect all them feels, anyways you have gained e-Respect points from me.
No.89252
I fucking love stealing moecake's pictures.
No.89253
>>89250
>>89250
look guy
i KNOW hakase the /v/ infamous tripfag who's been posting Hakase since nichijou was airing
he gave me permission to take the reigns of his legacy and start posting with hakase
i am the rightful heir and nobody can contend this fact
No.89254
>>89252
Jokes on you I steal all my pictures too !
No.89255
aaaaaa i feel terrible
i need to stop taking acid
i have like no serotonin receptors left
No.89257
File: 1453500118001.jpg (89.31 KB, 600x599, 600:599, 12274446_753885834733546_8….jpg)
>>89251
I didn't know what to expect. I knew it'd be a wild ride from that suicide bomb on wards.
No.89258
>>89237
Philately will get you nowhere.
>>89241
I don't share your story fetish, so I don't particularly care! It's just that it might have been fun!
>>89247
>pasta
>one line
C'mon, can't you even think of one original sentence?
No.89260
>>89253
That's cool. I'm the official /b/ Hakasefag, though.
No.89261
>>89250
Technically it is not an official rule that you are not allowed to post her here.
No.89263
>>89258
One of my friends bought me a azusa daki for my 19th birthday and I left it out on my bed when I was at work and my dad called me and asked me why the fuck I had a pillow of naked little girls and kept asking me if I was a pedophile now he keeps trying to hook me up with older women he knows from his job
No.89264
>>89254
Also confirming this, one of the reasons why I'm cautious about posting my waifu around you.
>>89257
Same, I was expecting all gun-porn with bad-ass armours action, but then all those feels hit me real hard.
No.89265
>>89260
no1 cares about /b/ man his names was Hakases on /v/ he's the leader of the INFAMOUS Moe Brigade
dudes a legend man and im his heir
No.89269
>>89258
Don't be so sure!
>>89261
I know, I'm just considerate.
Plus I find it confusing when 2 people post the same avatar (most of the time).
>>89265
> INFAMOUS Moe Brigade
No-one gives a fuck about that brigade, tho.
No.89270
>>89263
It's too late, your credibility has been tainted, I'll never believe a word you say.
>>89269
Granted, it might eventually get you somewhere, but not very quickly! Trains are faster, for instance.
No.89271
>>89270
I can be patient. It's okay.
No.89272
>>89269
they're a big as as the belfast brigade
No.89273
>>89270
That one's true, it's a mugi and asusa daki with one on each side, I could even show you a picture of me with it if you'd like
No.89274
>>89266
Interesting folder name.
>>89269
>tfw people emerge with mai waifu because some people have been giving out their folders of her
It's about the time to lock 'n' load.
No.89275
>>89269
How is that confusing?
No.89276
>>89272
yo where am i meeting you
No.89277
My face hurts after shaving. Please kill me.
No.89278
File: 1453500551305.jpg (27.24 KB, 500x359, 500:359, tumblr_mwsubhCiPR1rh1arjo1….jpg)
>go to the grocery store
>they dont have my favorite vodka
>have to settle for a shitty 1l vodka bottle
>get home
>mom reminds me that I have an appontment on monday so I cant drink sunday evening
just end my suffering
No.89279
>>89277
*licks your cheek*
No.89280
File: 1453500587595.jpg (133.5 KB, 446x500, 223:250, 5d85583389d9893b440659be5b….jpg)
>>89272
Yeah, and no-one pays attention to Northern Ireland these days.
No offense, Magi~
>>89274
Hakase is your waifu?
lel
You weren't even into Nichijou before I met you, SD!
>>89275
I identify people by avatars in part.
No.89281
All I have to say is that I am the official Kyoko/Kyouko poster and no one can avatar as her without my permission, there, or here on 8ch!
No.89282
>>89276
pioneer square pls
or would there be an easier place for us to go?
No.89283
>>89282
in terms of having u run in the car get in without us crashing or getting murdered by angry cars
No.89284
>>89281
Hey, I have your folder and haven't posted anything from it yet!
No.89285
>>89236
oh right, well it's good!
>>89277
/unkills
No.89287
>>89278
I assume you were going to drink for wrestling?
No.89288
>>89271
That was a silly joke! There's no need to "kind and understanding" at it!
>>89273
I don't believe you!
>>89281
I've got your folder, and you know how good I am at impersonating you!
No.89289
>>89283
it easy for me i can take the bus to right near there
since you wont be able to park idk
No.89290
>>89277
Don't worry, i'm sure it will pass soon.
>>89280
Oh, i get it.
>>89281
I would have love to see you post that on /hga/ when that was a thing here on 8chan.
No.89291
>>89286
*fucks your corpse*
>>89288
send email I'll send it after this game
No.89292
>>89277
I've got 400mg, 600mg and 1000mg military-grade painkillers, which is it?
>>89280
Oh no, I mean my waifu.
>>89285
I've heard it's more of a unit spamming game than turtle-tactic game.
No.89293
>>89288
It's my job, though!
>>89292
Who's your waifu?
No.89294
>>89289
idek how to talk to chijo so i dont know if we're picking him up or not
he's mia
No.89295
>>89293
Wasn't it quite obvious?
No.89296
>>89292
if you suck at rts it is
or if you're really good at it and you're up with a match that're just as good as you
No.89297
>>89291
Nah, it's fine, I believe you.
>>89293
Yes yes, and I do appreciate it a little.
No.89298
>>89294
hes not on skype?
should i bring money?
No.89299
File: 1453500978386.jpg (95.71 KB, 640x652, 160:163, f15bc2c272c616b6f2e789ef86….jpg)
>>89290
Until I have to shave again. Just save me the trouble.
>>89291
The only thing you could possibly dom.
>>89292
I do not know, better take them all.
No.89302
>>89296
Ah, I'm better at games which allow you to do that whole turtle-tactic.
Kind of like CoH, because a man can never have too many defensive emplacements.
>>89299
That would be one hell of a cocktail.
>Hetza
10/10 Artist choice.
No.89303
> tfw moe removes you on steam but still keeps the nickname you gave him
Cool, that makes identifying him easy.
> Fucking Slag
No.89304
>>89298
>>89298
for what
no he's not on skype
No.89305
>>89302
I'mma rush your ass!
No.89306
File: 1453501126989.jpg (520.44 KB, 990x744, 165:124, ponytail_by_hetza5721-d814….jpg)
>>89302
I adore this girl.
No.89307
>>89297
Appreciate it a lot.
No.89308
>>89299
Killing someone is never a good solution.
No.89309
No.89312
>>89309
if u want i guess up 2 u
No.89313
>>89307
I try to keep up appearances as a tsundere, I can't say I appreciate stuff a lot!
No.89314
File: 1453501269483.jpg (1.15 MB, 744x1052, 186:263, 410748fd21d0a3081a1acdb724….jpg)
>>89305
That is why there's AT & MG emplacements, enough to buy time to mass produce armoured vehicles at start for mass fuckulating.
>>89306
I love these ones he has made.
No.89315
>>89313
SPOILER IT, DAMMIT
No.89316
File: 1453501325002.jpg (400.55 KB, 1052x744, 263:186, 41cbdd35b7e4dc2de16d3eb43e….jpg)
>>89308
"Violence is never the solution, but it sure does help a lot."
No.89317
>>89314
well you know while you're doing that I'd have the map
No.89319
File: 1453501387765.jpg (589.44 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 1d063e890b061fa5c726af8e1f….jpg)
>>89317
True, but there's always time for pioneer spam.
Because pioneer spam = victory, regards CoH 1.
No.89321
>>89318
Yeah? What do you want?
No.89322
I mean yeah bring monies that would be a good idea
I can't afford to feed everyone
No.89323
>>89287
Mhm but since thats scrapped I'm gonna watch a movie with someone now or multiple
No.89324
Has anyone played Naval Action?
Worth 40$?
Looks fun as FUCK
No.89325
>>89322
do you actually have a phone that you own now
No.89326
File: 1453501477028.jpg (922.83 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 1fcc4f1fa38c7c12af30eb3a38….jpg)
No.89327
>>89319
bloody germanfag!
although to be honest I've not played COH, I got into DoW
No.89328
>>89315
I appreciate a lot that you're nice about all my stupid issues.
No.89329
>>89325
Yeah I cashed in my warranty
No.89330
>>89323
Have fun, guess you could always drink tonight.
No.89331
>>89328
See? That wasn't hard.
And, anyway, you're worth it~
No.89332
>>89329
do u still have my number
No.89333
I want to kill posters from here and pretend to be them even after they're killed for as long as possible like in that episode of Psycho Pass
No.89335
I'm bored, is there anyone fun to do?
No.89336
>>89326
Depends on who you are killing though.
No.89337
>>89327
Krauts are the best in CoH 1, mostly because all those OP vehicles.
And BK-mod made it so much better.
Never really played DoW, which is kind of a blasphemy.
No.89339
>>89333
>implying you could ever impersonate me
You do a damn good spider tho
No.89340
>>89336
"There are 2 kind of soldiers in this world, ones that kill, and ones that get killed."
"You belong to the latter one."
No.89341
>>89337
well, once you've played one relic game, you've kinda played them all
>>89338
that looks good?
No.89342
>>89339
Do you really want me to impersonate you, it would be so easy
No.89344
>>89341
Too bad relic's quite a relic nowadays though.
Ba dum tssh.
No.89345
No.89346
I think i'm gonna go to bed.
>>89340
Okay then.
No.89347
>>89330
Starting to drink already just scared that I end up being lewd with her because she tried that a few times already
No.89349
>>89331
Stop saying stuff like that! I don't know how to respond!
No.89350
>>89344
*cries
>>89346
nighty night
No.89351
>>89349
Just blush for all you're worth~
No.89352
>>89346
Just putting out quotes I've heard so far in military, hah.
Sleep well.
>>89348
Boom, got that one as well.
>>89350
I know that feel, CoH 2 wasn't what I was expecting.
No.89353
>>89321
for master to come online
No.89354
>>89338
You're gonna need the energy for building the city we're going to rise to the clouds.
>sliced jalapenos/10
No.89355
>>89347
Hey bud, don't do that.
I know how you feel though. I'm afraid of drinking because of that too.
No.89356
>>89353
Oh, please.
You have 50 masters by now.
Be more specific.
No.89358
Mayaka where's that impersonation
No.89359
>>89351
Don't think too little of me, my blushing activators aren't that sensitive!
No.89361
>>89359
You're blushing right now, I bet.
No.89362
File: 1453502231010.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
No.89363
yeah 26 and a half hours :P
No.89366
>>89352
well it turned out better then dow2
>>89362
nighty cutie stuffies
No.89367
Visual Novel Scenario /lewd/ edition!
Out of sheer boredom I came up with a little game, which you, the protaganist, have to choose 2 posters. One being your romance route and one other to be your rival! Why? Because I'm bored and played too many VNs in one lifetime, that's why. Plus is funny to boil a poster down to base elements for comedy.
May have to make all of this in paint or save whatever information on notepad because I don't know EVERY single poster… but this how it goes.
3 Pros, 3 Cons, a summary of what your stupid ass is getting into picking such a route, a benefit if you choose them to romance, a rival scenario. JUST LIKE ALL THEM TOWERGIRLS I READ AND SUCH! <3
The better I know you, the better I will write this shit up.
Noun
+ Best Boy 2016
+ <Pro>
+ <Pro>
- Heavy is the crown one wears
- <Con>
- <Con>
Romance route: (dunno what to say, help)
Rival route: YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW! You are now a social pariah in the realm of /lewd/, casted out by Noun. You must train both mind, body and soul ceaselessly, in efforts to overthrow him and become Best Boy 2017.
Moecakes
- Pro: Adorable, especially when flustered
- Pro: Quite subby
- Pro: 5 Star bed and breakfast
- Con: Did I say quite subby? I mean hella subby.
- Con: Total slut
- Con: Spoilered text of degeneracy, errday.
Romance route: You must charm your way into Moe's heart and his sensibilites, and to prove yourself as best master. Cuz earning one's loyality demands respect, confidience, class and spoiler text
Rival route: Moecake has taken an interest in your chosen romance, and is vying for his/her attention, and will use his succubi charms to seduce your romance away to spite you or because said chosen romance is qt as fuck (no one wants to be cucked my moe). You must defend by either exorcising the inherent slut demon from inside of him with holy p-urity or outslut him at his own game to stay uncucked.
What do you think?
No.89368
>>89362
G'night.
>>89366
Not sure how that went down, but CoH2 was an atrocity compared to the original.
No.89369
SOMEONE BE MY NAVAL ACTION BUDDY AND PLAY WITH ME
REEEEEE
No.89370
>>89355
If it happens it happens,burt told me I was talking all lewd to him the last time I was drunk but I dont remember shit so everything is okay.
I better not post my dick here or people will start getting jealous though >:3c
No.89371
>>89361
I honestly am not! Only master can achieve something like that with that little effort!
>>89362
Goodnight, Magi!
No.89372
>>89369
omaha beach naval action is fine with me
No.89373
No.89374
Oh, don't worry, everyone is getting the VN treatment. Even me. Is just gonna take ages.
No.89375
>>89369
That game actually looks really good imo.
What do you think of it?
No.89376
>>89367
> fighting for Moe
> ever
That's like fighting for 5 mins of fame.
>>89371
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
No.89378
No.89379
>>89375
im desperately trying to find credit card so i can buy it and play it before i have to be a good host and entertain the people in my house
No.89380
I better not be included in these shenanigans.
No.89381
>>89380
too bad, your nans are all in gans ya sheni
No.89382
>>89379
Would you let me know if it's good if you buy it?
No.89383
>>89376
"Honestly" is the super 100% Skandi guarantee of truth! Just ask Miles!
No.89385
>>89383
Pls.
He's going to be biased in your favour.
I need an independent observer.
No.89386
No.89387
>>89382
im installing it right now
want me to stream it?
im going to be roleplaying Lawful Good I think
RULE BRITANNIA
No.89388
>>89387
Sure, if you want to stream it, I'll watch!
No.89389
>>89385
There aren't any independent observers, for reasons that will become clear if you ask Miles.
No.89390
What is this?
What's happening?
No.89391
>>89376
Oh, Moe is the only rival you'll have to fight against for romantic interest. Everyone else just straight up messes with your shit.
>Noun straight up exiles you, and you need to get all Rocky to beat him.
>Moe tries to outcuck you, and either outslutting or p-urifying him works
>Wolfspider tries to kidnap you and lock you up in his love basement, and therefore you need to lock yo doors and hide yo kids every blood moon till you get enough evidence for police protection.
>I play the long game like going cultural victory of Civ V, eventually turning your neighbourhood or society into hipsteresqe alcholics in my image; so as long you outsocialize me, you're fine.
I'm thinking 'Ok, how do you get flags for this poster, if this were to play like a VN?'.
No.89392
>>89387
Can I play as a pirate?
No.89393
>>89370
I'll probably start to hit on Unnamed Neko if I get drunk and I don't want that.
No.89394
>>89386
It's fucking brilliant.
No.89396
>>89395
/lewd/ Naval Action when?
No.89397
>>89390
magic bby
>>89391
>Wolfspider tries to kidnap you and lock you up in his love basement, and therefore you need to lock yo doors and hide yo kids every blood moon till you get enough evidence for police protection.
~
>>89394
I just may not have ear for it then
No.89399
>>89384
>Big up Moss Side
OH good lord. xD
No.89400
>>89398
pretty great! how're you?
No.89401
>>89397
I listen to a lot stuff, including stuff for a comedic relief.
>>89398
Doing pretty alright now, how about you?
>>89399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3zI47aiZLQ
No.89402
>>89398
I went outside to do things at 1pm. Didn't come back home till 7pm. Didn't even internet or nothing.
I feel so accomplished.
No.89405
>>89401
I'd listen to more things but music is kinda whatever for me
No.89406
sleepen tell me when ur in here man
No.89407
No.89408
>>89404
And that gives me an extra pro on you!
+ Smooth legs~
No.89409
>>89407
u can see everything?
No.89410
Seriously, does everyone here use a razor or what?
>>89405
I listen to everything from thrash metal to big room etc.
Got a specific taste though?
No.89411
>>89408
That is untrue, my everything is smooth. Secondly, NO.
No.89412
>>89409
Best chan stream I've ever watched 10/10
No.89413
>>89410
i dont need to shave cus i am pumping with estrogen
No.89414
>Eva 3.33 dub trailer
Awww yeah time to rewatch that homosexual piano mess
No.89415
>>89410
used to
heavy metal
No.89416
>>89400
pretty satisfied
>>89401
alright is good, better than bad at least
>>89402
you're a braver person than I
No.89417
No.89418
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>>89410
I tried waxing and I felt and looked horrible afterwards. Hair removal cream is bad for my skin and laser removal is too expensive.
No.89419
C++ is taking way longer to install than it should lads
No.89421
>>89393
Isnt he like 16? lmao
>>89398
Watching zodiac with a cutie while drinking vodka
>>89406
I'm in
No.89422
No.89423
>>89422
MAYAKA - MAKING BRITANNIA GREAT AGAIN
No.89424
>>89411
Canny, everyone is getting the VN treatment.
I LEAVE NO EXCEPTIONS!
IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!
+Smooth everything
+Good taste in guns
No.89425
>>89417
I dunno I just feel like things could be worse so I don't feel bad
>>89421
is zodiac any good? that sounds comfy though, enjoy
No.89426
WHY ISNT IT FUCKING INSTALLING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.89427
>>89418
the hard life a cutie
>>89425
always a good way to be
No.89428
>>89424
I don't even fire guns, how would I have good taste?
No.89430
>>89429
what are you even talking about dude
No.89431
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>>89428
You don't need to fire them to appreciate guns.
Nevermind, taking them down. I'll need to know you more, well, shitposter wise.
No.89432
>>89430
there's such a huge fucking delay jesus
No.89433
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>>89413
Well that's one less then.
>>89415
Neat, had any favourite bands back then?
>>89416
True, what's with the frown?
>>89418
Hmm, never tried a razor, just shaving the usual camp beard/mustache with one of those electric shavers.
>>89428
Fingerfuck guns, acquire good taste.
No.89434
>>89433
not really unless you count shit like iron maiden and cannibal corpse
No.89435
>>89433
no frown meant, it looked like a straight line from where I sit
No.89436
>>89431
+Mysterious
+Straight
+Inno-cent
-Shy
-Straight
-Inno-cent
No.89438
>>89436
That ain't funny.
But yeah, I'll definetly put innoc-ent in as pro. And then SUDDENLY AHEAGO as a con!
No.89439
>>89421
Exactly he is.
Also 3.33 in Feb
No.89441
>>89434
Never got the hang of CC, but Iron Maiden is god-tier, although that new album was kind of "meh."
>>89435
Sounds like my average facial expression then, are you fine with it though?
No.89443
>>89441
the one about video games of all things?
yeah it was
No.89444
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>>89442
This statement gets more true the more you highlight it.
No.89446
>>89442
That's why I'm adding it as a pro.
Because that's funny, so long as the text is implied.
No.89448
>>89443
You mean Final Frontier with that?
It was pretty good, but Book of Souls album was pretty meh.
No.89449
>>89425
I just started it half an hour ago and I'm enjoying it even if its a bit scary ;__;
And thank you,hope you have a nice night as well..
>>89439
You're going to jail.
Ew,I dont like the rebuilds.
No.89450
>>89448
I heard one song and just didn't care for it
haven't the other album
No.89451
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>tfw Im not even watching the stream I just like listening to mayakas voice
No.89452
>>89447
Stop bullying me before I cry.
No.89453
>>89452
>appealing to my better nature
Rude.
No.89454
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It had pretty good songs like The Final Frontier, El Dorado and The Alchemist, otherwise it was too slow for my tastes.
No.89455
>>89452
Don't worry Canny, I'm in the process of writing my and Skandi's now.
And a Hard Mode where you pick both me and Skandi as rivals. A whole new scenario of BULLY, BOOZE AND BULLETS! WITH GREATER RISK AND REWARD!
No.89457
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>>89450
>>89454
Apparently linking is too hard for me.
No.89458
>>89449
I can watch it with my friends and see their first impression.
Rebuild 4 never.
Tfw I had dreams about doing content with Neko.
No.89459
>>89455
What. Wait, what are my characteristics and stuff? Except I guess alcohol.
>>89456
ur a gai
No.89461
>>89458
>Sako RK 95 TP
Best gun.
No.89462
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>89454
slow's only good when there's other kinda instruments going on like violins and shit
No.89464
>>89459
+ FUN. Had to be in all caps.
- Drunk bully. Wants to steal all your Haans~
Need to get to know everyone more, to be honest.
No.89465
>>89464
I am kinda taken, though! But I'm guessing all relationships have to go out of the window for the purposes of this. And I'm not really sure I get the project yet. Like, what'll be the end result, if any?
No.89468
>>89462
Dethklok, hell yeah.
I know that feel with the instruments, thus why this is one of my favourite bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtdfQPEjTRw
No.89469
>>89464
i havent gotten to know you well at all!
add me on steam?
id/crocodilegirl
No.89470
>>89465
The end result is just a huge list of posters and how they play out as if like Tower Girls or a VN.
Bit like this.
Because everyone loves lists, right?
No.89471
>>89470
>not posting the trap version
>>89468
I'm liking ti so far
No.89472
>>89471
Their newer stuff has been a lot heavier though, here's one from their new album that came out in 2015.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiOX2axSWvg
No.89473
>>89470
Oh! That's quite the project, then! Godspeed!
No.89474
>>89472
I'm already liking that, sounds like the other song though abit
No.89475
>>89470
I love lists.
Put me on a list
No.89476
>>89473
Do I get my throwaway yet?
No.89478
>>89474
Yeah, that's the only song from the new album that doesn't have any of that death grunt singing.
This is kind of a mix with clear vocals and the grunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc-gEds3eTM
No.89479
>>89475
F-list?
How would you rate HYPER SCAT?
No.89480
>>89477
Any list!
Just make me feel special!
No.89481
>>89479
10/10 because im german
No.89482
>>89480
youre already on my list!
No.89483
>>89480
the list I'd put you on would make you special
do you like dang it ron paul senpai?
No.89484
>>89482
Am I on one of your lists too?
No.89485
>>89478
seems really pussfied to be honest
No.89486
>>89481
That wasn't my intention but yeah that IS kind of funny.
My friends were talking about hyperscat earlier that's why.
No.89487
>>89484
youre on more than just one
No.89489
>>89486
>do you like your poop big or REALLY big?
what kinda conversation is that
No.89490
>>89486
what kind of conversations do you and your friends have
No.89491
>Watching that chav video
>They legit sing about nandos
>>89471
There was a trap version?!
>>89473
I'd probably won't finish it though, it's something I like to do from time to time when I feel like I've done something other than play videogames.
No.89492
>>89476
Fine. And now I'm gonna go smoke 'cause this stuff stresses me out.
2s8vve+a09wmagm2vh9xt@grr.la
No.89493
>>89485
I like the clear vocals more though, but then again there's bands like Amon Amarth which can actually pull that grunting off.
No.89494
No.89495
>>89491
Nandos nandos CHICKEN!
No.89496
>>89494
SHOW ME THE GAY VERSION!
No.89497
>>89482
What is that list about?
>>89483
p-please put me on that list..
>>89486
>friends
cant relate tbh
No.89498
>>89497
I don't actually know what list it is, please forgive me
No.89500
>>89497
my steam friends list silly!
No.89501
>>89493
to be clear I'm more into instrumentals then anything
>>89496
don't got it
No.89502
>>89500
Which lists am I on?
In addition to Steam, of course
No.89503
>>89498
You just broke my heart,I'm going to cry now,thank you.
>>89499
not speaking to them rn though ;_;
>>89500
oh..but there are dozens of people on that list..it doesnt make me feel special.. ;__;
No.89505
>>89503
Talk to Angel, or Moni. Moni is nice. You got 39 friends.
No.89506
>>89503
I mean if you have an idea of what list you want we can talk about it
Don't cry I have toilet paper in my pocket I can dry your tears with
No.89507
>>89502
well theres only one other specific list that actually exists in a sense
No.89508
>>89504
Naval Action?
Fuck that.
No.89509
>>89507
Invent a cool list that only I'm on.
You'll get benefits from it.
No.89511
>>89504
This looks cool.
Sailing is always fun~
No.89512
>>89509
well i mean i could just make one up but that doesnt mean much
No.89513
>>89512
Put some effort into it!
No.89515
>>89514
We've been actually talking about this, and could be a reality.
No.89516
>>89510
hmmm it wasn't bad, long slow start though
No.89517
i ate breakfast over and over again to make me feel better
three breakfasts in i'm starting to feel more human.
No.89518
>>89514
that already exists, that was the other list i was talking about
No.89519
>>89515
that's why I said it
No.89520
>>89518
> not having a folder with subfolders for circlejerkers
Fucking pleb.
No.89521
>>89517
Oh, is this after that LSD thing?
I went to play videogames, was you still posting whilst high?
No.89522
>>89518
you should make a public album
No.89523
>>89521
i was on five tabs while i was talking to you :o
No.89524
>>89505
okay mom,im sorry
>>89506
contact me in private so we can talk about it~
No.89525
>>89519
>tfw I just added my cock to the collection
>the blushing is real
No.89526
>>89520
i dont collect multiple images
dotts1.jpg and dotts2.jpg arent enough to warrant a separate folder
>>89522
that is both against my rules and their wishes
No.89527
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>>89523
Jesus fucking christ, how could you still type whilst on 5 tabs?
You told me I just needed one.
No.89528
>>89525
Disgusting.
>>89526
I'll have to give you more then, won't I?
No.89529
>>89527
you do just need one, my tolerance is crazy high.
No.89530
>>89523
Plus, do I need bitcoin to pay for it?
Or will I be in shit if I use my real debit card details?
No.89532
>>89530
no, it's legal, use your card
No.89533
>>89524
I don't know how I would go about such a thing, do you mean steam
>>89525
your dick blushes?
show me
>>89526
your rules have wishes?
No.89534
>>89516
Pretty good music to play vidya to though.
Anyways this is a pretty good one that has been on the radio for a while now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CSFkjPm0A0
No.89535
>>89524
>Still calling me mom after 7 months
Please no
No.89536
>>89533
the people who own the cocks do
No.89537
>>89532
Fucking sweet. I'll make the purchase Monday, get high on Tuesday depending on postal speed.
>>89533
My cock doesn't blush
Can still show you regardless
No.89538
>>89536
you can get cocks as pets or as objects of possession?
No.89539
>>89536
I'm totally on the best lists.
No.89540
>>89538
stfu
even if they wanted me to post them i wouldnt because that would defeat the point
No.89541
>>89537
so why are we still talking when I haven't seen your pet dick
>>89540
I'm just fucking with you, pls dun b mad
No.89542
Watching Maya chase the wind for 20mins was pretty good guys, 10/10 stream.
No.89543
making the waves great again
No.89544
No.89545
>>89533
yes
>>89535
MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYY
No.89546
>>89534
it's alright, do you like linking music to people?
No.89547
>>89545
>MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYY
this makes my dick hard
No.89548
>>89547
mommy needs to cum
No.89549
>>89541
<spoiler>Tbh, I don't know why I'm not playing videogames at this moment</spoiler>
No.89550
>>89545
gibe link then
>>89544
I'm glad you don't mad
No.89551
>>89547
I'm hungry mommy..c-can you feed me?
>>89550
just hover over my name..
No.89552
>>89548
if i could i would cum 3 times a day but i have nothing to stick my dick in for 12 hours of the day :(
No.89554
>>89552
i have nothing to stick in my butt 24 hours a day
check your privilege
No.89555
>>89546
Yeah, it's a pastime activity for me, and usually people find something new that way.
I've actually got a list of songs that have been recommended to me.
No.89556
excuse me if anyone else calls mayaka mommy i will fuck them up shes my mommy and only my mommy dont you forget it i will make ur life a living hell k thanks
No.89557
No.89558
>>89556
u wot m8 ill dash u me i sware on mi mum
No.89559
>>89555
must be nice to be into music then
it's much wider topic for people to talk about then video games, although there's films too
No.89560
>>89551
I can see it and I can google
but I never claimed to be smart and you're only proving that that's not the case for me
No.89561
>>89556
alison is my original baby girl
also toodles also calls me mommy
also my canadian gf calls me mommy too
and sometimes one of my ex-gfs call me mommy
i have like 5 daughters lol
No.89562
>>89559
Yeah, I just lost all of my interest in games a few years back, I used to play like 10-16 hours a day avg.
Still watching movies, but usually only with friends since I can't arse myself to watch them alone.
No.89563
>>89558
I don't think you understand I will actually fucking murder you if you fucking say it again i will gut you
>>89561
yes but im the most important one and if anyone else says it in front of me theyre cruisin for a bruisin
No.89564
>>89563
well no alison is the most important one
No.89565
>>89564
yeah i know but still its the principle
No.89566
>>89562
so do you just hang out with friends most of your time now?
No.89568
>>89556
shut up or I'll tickle you to death
>>89560
Its fine,we can be stupid together.
>>89561
But Marsy is your favorite…r-right mommy..?
No.89569
>>89563
AIN'T CALLED DEATH WISH FUCK CULT FOR NOTHING, BIOTCH!
No.89570
>>89567
<3
>>89568
I'm actually incredibly sensitive to tickling and petting like i squirm uncontrollably and it feels really good and i get super turned on so please dont
No.89571
>>89566
Most of my time goes to military nowadays, otherwise I would.
No.89572
>>89568
you'll have to find out
No.89573
No.89574
>>89568
Wait a sec u called her mommy you fucking nazi i am seriously going to slaughter you and every single fucking person in your country because there needs to be more holocaust repercussions
>>89569
dude what lol
No.89575
>>89573
Same thing for my friends, so the chances that we end up having same vacations for a bar trip are very slight.
But I can always drink alone.
No.89577