No.89578
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I want to kiss sentis tummy
No.89580
>>89576
I KNOW WHERE THAT CAP IS FROM!
No.89581
i want to fuck something really badly right now
yaka needs to cum
No.89582
>>89578
I want to eat your throat.
No.89583
>>89578
I want to kiss yo-
Nah, I'll go for Skandi's tummy instead.
No.89584
No.89585
>>89581
i cant help you yet
No.89586
>>89582
Are you me, Skandi?
No.89587
>>89570
[spoilers]tickles you[/spoiler]
>>89572
H-how do I find out mommy?
>>89574
Please punish me for the sins I've commited.
>>89581
C-can I be of use mommy?
.
No.89588
>>89582
what's stopping you ?
No.89591
>>89575
what kinda military things you do?
>>89590
lewd
No.89592
>>89587
if my stupidity didn't scare you away and you're still interested I can post mine since you won't
No.89593
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>>89587
if u keep calling her mommy im gonna start crying
No.89594
>>89587
>>89587
possibly
can you get to portland by 12 my time?
No.89595
>>89590
Locon is really damn based, was even trying to find that particular cap in Japanese just so I can be like 'YEAH I KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR CAPS FROM, FILTHY SLUT'
No.89596
>>89583
HEY WHAT THE HECK
>>89586
Not to my knowledge! I'm not really into that kinda thing, anyway.
>>89588
The fact that it's a filthy slut throat!
No.89597
>>89596
i-it's not that slutty..
No.89599
>>89596
Likewise, I just like spouting violent stuff to scare people
I actually have a sweet centre, WRAPPED IN HARD CANDY OF DESPAIR, PARANOIA AND FUN
No.89600
>>89589
not very likely, i think
depends on whether you can get me drunk or not
No.89601
>Exhentai is slowed the fuck down
>OHGODNONONONO
No.89602
>>89591
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Jk, just military police stuff.
No.89604
>girl im watching a movie with is going to sleep soon
>burt still isnt awake
>I gained 6kg
>sleepen is bullying me
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>89592
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
Heres mine!
>>89593
crying is my fetish
>>89594
If mommy can pay for a plane ticket..
No.89605
>>89603
Send me a beer, shaken, not stirred, Moneypenny.
No.89607
>>89597
I'm sorry, but it's a throat that wants nothing more than to be filled by a throbbing cock.
>>89598
Slut!
>>89599
It doesn't scare Moe, though, it's the kinda thing he likes.
It's wrapped in Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei?
No.89608
>>89604
sorry its not getting me anywhere my heart belongs to maya
No.89609
>>89602
oh right that's some doing though
>>89607
so does your throat though!
No.89610
>>89607
s-stop turning me on
No.89611
>>89604
>sleepen is bullying me
Hmm…
Think you made a mistake there Marsy!
No.89612
>>89604
[1:49 a.m.]You obtain a Heavens' Ward helm fragment.
Atleast this happened
No.89613
>>89609
We don't really have any anti-terrorist unit within our police forces, so they use us in case that ever happens.
Totally different dealio from the 'Murican MPs which have a pretty bad reputation.
No.89614
>>89605
You already have beer! Plus I only have vodka and Jager here now.
>>89607
Takes one to know one!!!
No.89616
>>89610
It takes so little to turn you on that it's adorable, you cute little slut. But maybe a cock cumming down your throat isn't what you want? Would you rather have it spray all over your face so you could lick it up little by little?
>>89609
Sssh, he doesn't need to know that now!
>>89614
I know many sluts!
>>89615
It's ultra gay, master, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you.
No.89617
>>89613
have you had any need for it?
>>89615
shit's lovely, so no, unless you're gay, you gay
No.89618
>>89614
I traded some beer for a 0,5l of whiskey.
I still have beer though.
>>89615
If it smells like bacon and gun oil and freedom, no.
No.89619
>>89616
i-i refuse to answer these questions !
No.89620
>>89616
Mhmmmmmm.
And I bet you're an expert on being slutty despite pretending to be p.ure!
No.89621
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>>89606
Guess I have to help you from here until them mommy..
>>89608
Maya is mine though,back off.
>>89611
I never make mistakes,I'm perfect!
>>89612
my bottle is half empty
No.89622
>>89618
That's a pretty good trade, tbh.
Especially for Finland.
No.89623
>>89621
Tfw thordan half drunk
No.89624
>>89618
It smells like jasmine, patchouli, lavender, vanilla, and some exotic fragrance that I'm not sure how to describe.
>>89617
I'm gay.
>>89616
Oops.
No.89625
>>89619
It's a simple question. In the mouth or on the face? We haven't even gotten to the lewder bits yet.
>>89620
All I know about sluttiness I have, of course, just learned via rumours!
No.89626
How fitting Drum 'n' Bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMueKAW4-KE
>>89617
Not really, but still one of the hardest weapon classes around here, at least one of the most physically requiring.
>>89622
Yup, and now I can get unconscious from it.
>>89624
>Jasmine
>Lavender
>Vanilla
Okay, manly as fuck.
No.89627
>>89616
I do though~
>>89624
hello gay nice to meet you, how are you?
No.89628
>>89621
>I never make mistakes
[citation needed]
No.89629
>>89621
Thats it, don't fucking go to school tomorrow morning.
No.89630
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>>89625
HMMMMMPH.
You're so transparent!
>>89626
Try not to get completely fucked up, man.
No.89631
>>89625
It'd be really hot to have a thick load of cum on my face and use their cock to wipe it in my mouth
No.89632
>>89626
what kinda weapons do you get to use though?
No.89633
>>89607
Never seen nor heard, but looks intriguing, I'll watch that Sayonara thing later.
Moe doesn't do fear though, there is a little demon inside him.
>>89615
Nah sir. I actually have lush soap sets to pamper myself with and such; and I'm more a deviant with a short attention span than full blown gay
No.89634
>>89630
Those are my intentions always, when I drink that is.
No.89635
>>89634
Ahhh. I just drink for the buzz. I'm not looking to fuck myself over.
No.89636
>>89632
RK 95 TP and FN HP-DA
Otherwise I've fired TKIV 85, TKIV 2000, MP5, Remington 870 Police Special and PKM during my service.
No.89637
>>89623
tfw my waifu just abandoned me after the movie
>>89628
IM THE BEST!
>>89629
I have a sick leave for this semester anyway :^)
No.89639
>>89627
Well, of course I want dick! Like any red-blooded semi-fag!
>>89630
Of course! Unsullied angels have nothing to hide!
>>89631
Oh, so you haven't even tried it yet?
>>89633
Uh, well the joke only works if you've seen it. It's seriously good, though, I whole-heartedly recommend it.
No.89640
>>89635
I always aim to the point till I fall asleep or go unconscious.
I might be a mad man in that case.
No.89641
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>>89626
>Leaving out patchouli
>>89627
I'm okay, what about you?
No.89642
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>>89641
I don't even know what that smells like.
No.89643
>>89639
> you
> an angel
I've yet to see your wings and halo!
>>89640
> the Finnish way
No.89644
>>89643
It's always refreshing to wake up from that.
No.89645
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>>89642
It smells like patchouli! I don't know how to describe smells. It's sweet and flowery. Even in high concentration it's not offensive at all.
No.89646
No.89647
>>89639
>Skandi will never give you a drunk hug
Why live?!
No.89648
>>89645
> tfw I'm not used to you not posting Yukko
Dammit, Miles.
No.89649
>>89636
I don't know anything about guns but one day I'd like to own one of my own
just not sure what
>>89638
hi bit
>>89639
that's good!
>>89641
I'm doing wonderful enough, you up to much?
No.89650
>>89643
Yes, but the other stuff you've seen was pretty angelic.
>>89647
You demand tumblr hugs constantly, and get them! You've got nothing to complain about!
No.89651
>>89648
If I keep trying to avatar post I'm going to go insane. I'd rather post cute girls and only use reactions when necessary.
No.89652
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>>89645
I don't think such plant even grows here.
It's -35F(winter) to 68F(summer, duh) here usually, so that could explain it.
>>89649
I feel like buying a shotgun after my service or a Beretta M9.
No.89653
>>89649
Ello how are you?
>>89650
This is different this is a DRUNK hug. I heard it feels weird tbh
No.89655
>>89650
Ehhh. Only as angelic as I am most of the time.
>>89651
Fair nuff. I'm just too drunk to keep track of names, apparently.
No.89656
>>89653
What have you heard feels weird? Being drunk or being hugged?
>>89655
Rude as heck!
No.89657
>>89654
Consummation~
>>89655
Names aren't as important on a board where people have specific sets of images. It's only natural you'd be confused by me changing mine up so suddenly.
No.89658
>>89652
shotguns seem nice!
>>89653
I'm lovely thanks, you ging guds?
No.89661
>>89658
Took me a few shots to learn how to use it, and then I fell in love with that thing.
No.89662
>>89659
no u
>>89661
what shutgun do you want?
No.89663
>People auctioning off sluts
No.89664
>>89660
I love you too, idiot~
No.89665
>>89656
Being hugged by a drunk person, I've already been drunk and never again! Well for now anyway
>>89658
Hmm? Im just relaxing right now
No.89666
>>89656
F-forgive me please, oh wise and benificient Skandi!
>>89657
I switch avatars so often, though. I'm kind of a hypocrite.
>>89659
nou.
No.89667
>>89663
if it wasn't erp I'd be impressed
>>89665
well relax harder!
No.89668
>>89662
Probably that Remington 870 police special or a Mossberg 500
No.89669
Picard was the best captain, followed by Kirk.
Yuru Yuri is the best anime/manga ever made.
I'm the toughest, sexiest, best boy.
I will own this board.
No.89672
>>89669
well you got 5/7, pretty good id say
No.89674
>>89663
I would totally bid, just for to flex my capitalist muscles.
Not even do slut things.
No.89675
>>89664
2drunk2post
>>89665
Just make sure to not get as drunk again, and it'll be fine!
>>89666
You're forgiven! I'm infinitely benevolent and humble!
>>89669
Uh. Well, you're a boy at least!
No.89676
>>89674
dont get distracted!
No.89678
I keep sleeping all day
then staying up the next day then sleeping all day again, I think I am dying tbh
>>89604
>burt still isnt awake
I fixed that
No.89679
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>>89676
I'll get distracted as I please!
No.89680
>>89673
Ayy gud shit fam
>>89675
Yea but sometimes I really want to, wont say when I do in the future. It shall be a surprise
>>89678
Ello
No.89681
>>89679
dont forget to say thank you~
No.89683
>>89677
I'm glad we have that sorted out! You become more obedient every day!
>>89680
Well, make it a Friday or Saturday, and I'll gladly join you!
No.89685
>>89681
*rasp* Obedience is for losers.
No.89686
>>89668
alright
>>89670
nonsense, you're just not trying!
No.89687
>>89678
This Burt person is a pretty swell guy.
No.89688
>>89683
Hah.
Only for the right people!
No.89689
>>89684
Don't laugh at me!
No.89690
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>>89686
How about yourself?
No.89691
>>89682
I will gladly take them all! Thank you
>>89683
Then maybe tomorrow
>>89686
Exactly! Its the perfect plan
No.89692
>>89680
>>89687
Least two of the best people gave me (you)s…
No.89693
>>89685
and ungratefulness is not appreciated!
No.89694
>>89690
I'm going to have to see about that when I join a gun club
I think I want something bolt action because that always seemed good to me but a decent British rifle can't be beat so I guess it'll come down to price tag honestly
>>89691
trust me I know things I promise
No.89696
>>89692
I always give you (you)s fam
No.89697
>>89688
I'm the right person to be obedient to?
>>89691
Uh. Well, fuck, a relative's turning 50 tomorrow, and there's a party, so exactly then doesn't work for me. I'm sure other /lewd/ites will be drinking, though!
No.89698
>>89697
Yep. You won't take advantage of me.
No.89699
>>89694
Get something with an adjustable stock at least, because that can make your shooting easier if you can work the bolt easier.
No.89700
>>89694
Im at maximum full relax mode!
>>89695
RIP! Love that episode
>>89697
Hmm I can always wait for next week
No.89701
>>89699
I'll take it to heart, see it on the winds
"get something with an adjustable stock"
>>89700
go beyond
No.89702
>>89698
Post butt!
>>89700
Excellent! There's still kinda the issue of time zones, but I'm sure some arrangement can be made!
No.89703
>>89696
Thank you I appreciate that.
No.89704
>>89700
RIP that witch bitch.
>>89701
#Wisdom
No.89705
>>89692
Bit is best people, I am mediocre people!
No.89706
>>89702
Pffff. You don't even like butts!
No.89707
No.89708
>>89705
You are best people!
I am worst people though…
No.89709
>>89706
Whaddaya mean I don't like butts! It's just that I prefer dick!
No.89710
let's get some funtimes going on i'm getting drunk right now
No.89711
>>89710
it's always a fun night
No.89712
>>89701
I shall!
>>89702
Sounds nice, you get drunk when the sun sets most of the time anyway so everything should work out
>>89703
and I appreciate you
>>89704
To bad she went the easy way out
>>89705
Sleepen pls..youre the best!
No.89713
>>89708
[citation needed]
>>89710
Hmm…
>>89712
[citation needed]
No.89714
>>89708
What is this cartoon called?
I wanna watch it!
No.89715
>>89712
Don't know why
>>89713
I said so
>>89714
Clone High
No.89716
>>89712
if I don't see scented candles smooth music and a cuteboy massaging your body then with flowers and shit everywhere next to a open fire and a pound next to it then I'm going to come knocking
No.89717
>>89712
I generally start drinking around 7 pm GMT, so adjust that for whatever time zone you're in to get an idea!
No.89719
>>89717
you know skandi, you shouldn't drink, it kills your braincells and makes a skully out of your liver
>>89718
talkin shit about a pretty sunset
blanketing opinions that i'll probably regret soon
i changed my mind so much i can't even trust it
my mind changed me so much i can't even trust myself
No.89721
>>89715
Does that count?
>>89718
Hmm…
No.89722
>>89713
*Slaps your tongue* The best!
>>89715
Dont ask why just accept!
>>89716
Yes all that is happening now tbh
>>89717
>2pm
Uhh I might be a little late on that lol
>>89718
Im surt burt loves you
No.89723
>>89719
You talked about getting drunk in your previous post, D.
No.89724
No.89725
>>89723
ad hominem, just because i'm a shit doesn't mean my argument a shit
No.89727
>>89722
>Im surt
Hmm…
Also, why would you slap my tongue..? :c
No.89728
>>89721
yes
>>89722
I didn't ask why I just said I don't know why.
No.89729
>>89722
Uh right. Odds are we won't ever be drunk together, it seems.
>>89725
A serial killer complaining about people breaking the law isn't a formal fallacy either, but c'mon!
No.89730
>>89727
Im sure! Because you're the best
>>89728
Its because I want to!
>>89729
Well youre drunk now so dont give up!
No.89731
>>89729
exactly
no matter my hypocrisy, my logic still holds true
don't kill yourself said the man who killed himself
No.89732
>>89728
I dunno…
>>89730
How can I be the best if you are the best?
No.89734
No.89735
>>89730
I'll never give up! Believe in alcohol, Bittersweet!
>>89731
Counter-argument, then: Being drunk is pleasant!
No.89736
>>89733
Getting the game so I can buy you tbh.
No.89738
>>89732
But im not the best!
>>89733
Pervert, I will buy you for the cheapest price
>>89735
I-I believe!
>>89737
That is hard to say since we really never talked but anything is possible Marsy
No.89739
>>89734
>>89738
THE FUCKING HOST IS INTERESTED IN ME
No.89740
>>89735
only sometimes god i feel so numb should eat before drunk
No.89741
>>89739
>the host
you're going to get turned into a rent boy
No.89742
oh my god drinking with an empty stomach evertyrhing is so great man
No.89743
>>89739
Hope your jaw doesn't get tired fast
No.89744
>>89738
We might be able to make a degenerate out of you yet.
>>89740
Of course you should eat, idiot! It makes the alcohol come on slow and comfy!
No.89745
Since bit broke my heart I need to look for a new boyfriend to love
No.89746
>>89738
Then why did I say you were?
No.89747
>>89744
pfft lol i got like a bottle and a half left nerd oh god my brain is dying
No.89748
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>>89745
ich kann nicht dein Freund sein, aber ich kann deine Freundin sein
ja order nein
No.89749
>>89744
I dont think I was a lewd drunk, thank god I forgot which thread I was in before. I read some of what I said the next day and it gave me a headache
>>89745
…If you gave up that easily I guess it was never meant to be! rip
>>89746
Im not sure..why did you?
No.89750
>>89747
Bottles of what? That's kinda important.
>nerd
WOW
RUDE
No.89751
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rate my hair guys i touched it up a little
No.89753
>>89749
Degeneracy isn't just about lewd! Alcohol helps you along the way! Remember the folk rhyme: "If you drink the booze, you boypussy will get loose".
No.89754
>>89748
befürwortest du trump?
>>89749
im just tired of getting my heart broken by you
No.89755
>>89752
i was emo in high school i dont smile
No.89757
>>89755
dude ive seen u smile
No.89758
Daddy's home.
>>89576
That's not how you count, you weeb.
No.89759
>>89753
….Im not liking this folk rhyme! How old is that?!
>>89754
I never broken it before! You baka!
No.89760
No.89761
>>89759
Some might claim it's centuries old!
No.89762
>>89750
half vodka of bottle
>>89751
you are qt would cry into chest 10/10
No.89763
>>89749
Because you are the best!
>>89751
You look really nice maya!
No.89764
>>89751
You look like my mommy,can I suck your nipples?
>>89756
Heirate mich,süße.
>>89758
Hello daddy
>>89759
You dont even rmemevber it wth
No.89765
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would you fuck me? i'd fuck me ;)
No.89766
>>89761
..Im getting hungry Skandi whip up something to eat for me please
>>89763
I dont feel the best but I accept your kind words
>>89764
You tried this on someone else before so this wont work on me ya baka
No.89767
>>89765
maybe if you knew how to take a picture I could answer that oooooh burn
No.89768
>>89764
please stop triggering me
No.89769
>>89765
since i am wasted right now i would fuck you raw
No.89770
They took our minecraft away…
No.89771
>>89760
Hoi there.
>>89764
Hello to you too, Marsy.
>>89765
manface lolno
No.89772
>>89762
Half vodka of bottle.
>>89766
Shepherd's pie! You'll just have to wait for like two hours!
>>89770
You deserved it, griefer!
No.89773
No.89774
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>>89764
yes please do
>>89763
ty
>>89762
it would be very awkward i dont like people crying
>>89767
fuck u man
>>89769
wow hot too bad im a dom
>>89771
why wouldnt a boy look like one? i dont get it..
No.89775
>>89766
Don't sell yourself short Bit.
No.89776
i have to go pick up Chijo and Mika downtown with ui
ill be back later
No.89777
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>>89774
there we go u look hot mom
No.89780
>>89772
nonononojnononononononn
am so drunk oh my god this feels fantasitc
No.89783
>>89766
I never tried that..
>>89768
or else?
>>89774
I want all your milk mommy..
No.89784
TFW U CANT FIND UR JEANS SO U GO OUT IN PANTIES AND GET RAPED
No.89785
>>89780
I can only say that I don't understand people who get like that when drunk! Even when I'm not hitting the right keys half the time, I backspace and fix it up before posting!
No.89786
come on lets go smokes boys dont got all day
No.89787
>>89770
Nerd
>>89772
I will gladly wait
>>89775
I dont do good with words..SLEEPEN IS THE BEST!. There
>>89783
Mhmm yes of course you haven't :)
No.89789
okay i found my jeans
goodbye 4ever guys/////////////////////////
No.89790
>>89783
you said what you need gto say to get more
but i still can't focus on anything
>>89785
must get out thought because too nervous otherwise
No.89791
Thanks Burt, watching CLone High, is fucking awesome.
>>89786
*gives you smokes* ;-;
No.89792
>>89787
Okay, but in two hours I'll be asleep and the shepherd's pie will catch fire and the meal will be ruined, gg no re.
>>89790
You can still type coherently, though, like you just did!
No.89793
>>89792
must drink alcohol until fucked up more then
No.89795
>>89794
not fucked up enough till compliaining to strangers about life
vodka weoo
No.89797
>>89793
Yes, I believe that's the law.
>>89794
Suomen paskiainen! I'm assuming you're drinking too, since you're up?
No.89799
No.89800
>>89797
Jävla fittan!
Yeah, finished beers and on whiskey now.
No.89801
God damn I have a lot of webms.
No.89802
>>89798
Come join us for the auction fam
No.89803
Can't connect to the MC server!!
No.89804
>>89792
Ok no cooking!! Cant have you dying!
>>89798
Im still rating your post if you wanted me to, it means whatever you want it to be!
>>89799
Not if I believe it or say it
No.89805
>>89803
I guess you're going to have to talk with us or play a fun game!
No.89806
>>89803
It's down for everyone, and there was talk by the mods of reverting everything to an hour ago.
Wanna shoot things?
No.89808
>>89799
Shut up, Sleepen, you're great and that's an order.
>>89800
Oh! Whiskey isn't insanely expensive over there?
>>89804
I won't die! Only silver and holy water can kill me!
No.89809
>>89806
Gayyyy. we raided so many nether fort chests over the last hour and made it so farrrrr. worst hour to revert. oh well.
yeah prolly shoot stuff in a bit.
No.89810
>>89803
>burt play with us it will be fun
>server goes down twice
thats not fun at all
No.89811
>>89796
vodka the fag
>>89797
drink until talking like russian
then drink more
No.89812
>>89808
Got quite many bottles as gifts, currently drinking pretty cheap one though "Scottish Leader."
No.89813
>>89811
Man, I've been drinking vodka before you were even born.
I'm just acquiring taste for whiskey and it goes good.
No.89814
>>89810
never happened before!!
We're gonna shoot stuff soon though. Does anyone know any coupon tricks for getting Insurgency cheap? I want to buy it for a friend.
No.89815
>>89808
Ok im bringing da holy water!
>>89814
G2A
No.89816
>>89802
I'm about to do something with my best friend,sorry
>>89804
Can you show me how you rated my posts so far my sweet bit..
No.89818
Newsflash, newsflash; they say robots are coming to tear us apart.
No.89819
>>89813
you are gayfag because burn
No.89820
>>89811
Ah da, when dropping important part of sentence like russian, it time to drink voder and go to bed!
>>89812
Many bottles of whiskey as gifts, what are you the Finnish ambassador to Scotland?
>>89814
>never happened before
If I had a penny for every time I heard that I'd be rich.
>>89815
Wait, why are you suddenly killing me!
>>89806
Sorry, but I'm gonna be blocking you on Steam for a bit. It's just that I've gotten hella worse about talking to people recently, so I kinda need it as a place to just talk to Miles now. I'll unblock you, though, promise, it's nothing against you! I like you a lot!
No.89821
>>89810
Burt, gimme some more stuff to watch, you have such damn good taste!
No.89822
>>89819
…Homo!
>>89820
Isn't it normal to receive gift bottles during any occasion?
No.89823
what does /lewd/ do when you don't feel like doing anything
No.89824
>>89821
I dont have good taste
No.89825
>>89823
Shoot stuff online
No.89826
>>89820
Hope you feel better soon Skandi.
No.89827
>>89820
modest maus kill me i am god i am wasted od
No.89829
>>89804
Gonna have to disagree with you on that one.
>>89808
I can't follow that order…
No.89830
>>89822
"Any occasion" is a bit much, but I suppose that's how Finns roll.
>>89826
Never mind, turns out I can't manage to talk to Miles there either without starting to panic completely. Thanks, I really hope I'll feel better soon, too, 'cause I'm not loving this.
>>89827
Go drink some water!
No.89831
Fucking Maya making me and chijo wait in the cold
Lmao
No.89832
>>89831
SHUT THE HECK UP
MAYA IS MY MOMMY
No.89833
No.89834
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>>89816
Whaat I cant do that!
>>89820
I mean booze! Not holy water!
>>89829
Then I will tell you everyday till you agree
No.89835
>>89830
Birthdays, x'mas etc.?
No.89836
>>89832
do you want me to shoot up your whole muslim infested country?
No.89837
>>89834
Don't think I'll ever agree Bit…
No.89839
im getting drunk
send help
i might die
No.89840
>>89836
Oh, hello Hailey.
Didn't expect you to pop up like that.
No.89841
>>89838
>>89838
MAYAKA IS MY MOMMY IM OK WITH TOODLES AND ALISON AND STUFF BUT ILL KILL THIS FUCKER
No.89843
>>89840
Hey sleepen you're closer to germany pls kill marsy for me
No.89844
>>89841
touch marsy and i kill you
No.89845
I have to work all day tomorrow…
No.89846
>>89834
Oh! Well, that's fine!
>>89835
Sure, but whiskey's particularly expensive, though, even the "cheap" stuff!
>>89829
Well, at least accept the fact that I think you're great!
No.89847
>>89844
My love will strike down anyone who stands in my way hopefully with something painful like Mad Cow Disease
No.89848
Checked minecraft and I'm back inside of Senti's castle, where I was gearing up before heading to the nether.
No one will ever know of my heroics, blazing through the nether and killing hordes of enemies on 1 health while starving, and taking on all the lava face first.
No.89849
>>89841
No.
>>89846
True, even though it was only 30 euros.
No.89850
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>>89837
You have steam? You should let me add you one day and it will happen one day, trust me!
>>89839
Quick! Go chase your cocks outside and tame them!
>>89842
Spooky
>>89846
Hehe yes now drink!
No.89851
>>89833
I wanted to actually show you my 19 cm cock but you screwed it up
>>89834
Guess you dont love me
I understand
>>89836
Say that to my face and not online and see what hapopens
No.89852
>>89850
that's me, spooky….
No.89853
BURT MAKES FUN OF MY VBOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.89854
>>89849
yes
>>89851
come out of germany and come to a beautiful immigrant free country and i will
No.89855
>>89847
Ill shoot you
>>89850
no its cold
>>89853
IM NOT I LOVE YOUR VOICE
No.89856
I WORK ALL FUCKING DAY ON A SATURDAY
A FUCKING SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
FUCK
No.89857
>>89854
>america
>immigrant free
the whole fucking country is immigrants!
No.89859
>>89843
I don't think I would be cut out for life as a hitman Hailey!
>>89846
You just don't know me well enough.
>>89848
Atleast Noun's sign is back.
>>89850
I do, but you probably wouldn't want to talk to me, especially right now.
Not feeling good at all tbh.
No.89860
>>89855
try it
>>89858
yes
>>89859
u can do it i believe in you
No.89863
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No.89864
>>89850
Murderer.
>>89859
Yes, and I knew that's what you'd think, 'cause I know the mindset you're in. I do think you're great, though, and unless you somehow prove me wrong I'll keep thinking it!
No.89865
>>89854
>america
>immigrant free
EL A EM O
>>89855
PROVE IT
>>89859
why wont you kiss me
>>89861
whats your number..
No.89866
>>89863
I'm too tired to decide.
No.89867
SATURRRRRDAAAAAYYYYYYYY
SATSUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII
No.89868
>>89865
Just you wait till Trump gets elected.
>>89866
same tbqh im only awake because of sheer killing intent
No.89869
>>89867
bloody hell rain what else where you going to do then?
No.89870
>>89860
i will
>>89865
ITS CUTE AND YOUR ACCENT IS THE BEST
No.89871
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>>89865
Add "saunamajuri" or "speedoha" on skype, this picture.
>>89868
Ah, alright.
No.89872
>>89870
pls take marsy so I have less to compete with in the Mayakabowl
No.89873
>>89860
That's probably the sweetest thing someone has ever said to me.
Thank you Hailey, if I ever do become a cold blooded killer, I will give you 50% of the profits.
>>89864
I'm sorry Skandi… :c
>>89865
Hmm…
No.89874
>>89872
you have nothing to worry about with marsy
No.89875
>>89873
No problem, Sleepen! Now go kill that nazi!
No.89876
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>>89851
I thought Burt loved you!
>>89852
Draw a spider with 1 leg
>>89855
ow :( poor cocks
>>89859
No its ok I wont mind anything, if you wanted to talk about anything you can always tell me and I will
>>89864
You have 24 hours to live…im sorry
No.89877
>>89869
I was going to get back to AMERICA and have FUN but NOOOOO
FUCKING JAPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.89878
>>89868
>>89872
stop being mayaka 2.0 its sad
No.89879
No.89880
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>>89878
thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me
No.89881
>>89873
There's nothing to apologize for, and neither did you do anything wrong by apologizing. I'm just saying I like you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>89876
Stop killing me!
No.89882
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>>89876
I didn't draw that but already
>>89877
why can't you have fun in japan?
No.89883
>>89876
My ID is Sleepen if you want to add me, but just don't set your expectations very high.
>>89881
Thanks Skandi, just having a bad night, that's all…
No.89884
>>89880
You arent good at it
No.89885
>>89882
Imagine going back to where you're from, but on business so that all the possibly fun bits are cut-out. On top of being on a tight and stressful schedule.
No.89886
>>89878
Savage!
>>89881
Its a ritual to remove your lewdness just stay still!
>>89882
Hmmm I think I saw this in the wild before
>>89883
Alrighty I shall search
No.89887
>>89885
ask for less hours then
>>89886
did it scare you?
No.89888
>>89868
I want trump to fuck me in my german butt
>>89870
THEN WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME
>>89871
I dont have skype anymore,we are talking on burts discord..
>>89872
GET THE HECK OUT MAYA IS MY MOMMYYYYY
>>89873
;___;
>>89876
Doesnt mean you cant love me..
No.89889
>>89887
You don't just ask for that, and I work 60hrs a week.
No.89891
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>>89884
I'm not really going out of my way to try and be like mayaka and im not trying to be good at it im kinda just shitposting sorry if it upsets you
No.89893
>>89889
you can ask for anything, doesn't mean you'll get it but nothing is stopping you from trying
No.89894
>>89883
I get it. Same here, to be quite honest. Just don't do something really stupid, if you're among those who do really stupid stuff when depressed.
>>89886
Removing my lewdness would leave me with nothing!
No.89896
when mayaka posted animus they called her Lesser Erin
do you really want to be Lesser Erin 2.0