No.92046
No.92048
Add me if you don't have me, always like more cuties to talk to!
No.92050
No.92052
i only ever used lube to jerk off
No.92053
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No.92054
>>92048
think you'd be interested in me?
No.92055
>>92054
I'm afraid of spiders and your picture freaks me out…
No.92056
>>92055
fair enough
I think I should draw up a not spider then
No.92058
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>>92056
what like that pic you had last thread? kek
No.92059
cutcucks need lube to fap
lmao I almost forgot about that
THANK G*D PEOPLE HERE ARE UNCUT
No.92060
>>92059
goodnight i love you
No.92061
>>92058
yes actually but coloured
No.92062
>>92050
lol
>>92053
s-should I?
No.92063
File: 1453637669686.jpg (167.59 KB, 777x700, 111:100, 2ab95d78c4ccb3188202ec93c0….jpg)
>>92059
uncut master race :3
>>92061
That was funny, though just seeing it with a big nob lol
>>92062
It's up to you Marsy, I mean it is /lewd/ after all
No.92064
>>92059
>tfw no uncut bf
I wanna lick between a foreskin and penis head…
No.92065
File: 1453637902168.gif (752.95 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mqb410Hjhb1r6m3bqo1….gif)
>>92060
gn bae
>>92063
this
>>92064
>tfw cut bf
why is life this horrible
why do americans do this
why am I dating americans
why jews
No.92066
>>92059
A cut cock is disgusting.
>>92063
But i asked you!
No.92067
I wish my bf could come to europe already.
Who made that stupid ass "you have to has a valid passport for 6 months until you can travel to eurozone" law.
No.92068
File: 1453638206247.jpg (151.49 KB, 500x699, 500:699, 886595f5e1799e6bcf5a8e0ff0….jpg)
>>92064
oh my..
>>92066
I leave the decision up to you~
No.92069
>tfw American
>tfw didn't have a choice in the matter…
;_;
No.92070
>>92067
your bf is what, 35? How doesn't he have a passport yet? I've had a passport since I was like 6
No.92071
>>92069
Yeah that sucks for you guys, the amount of nerve endings it takes away.
>>92070
Hey Hailey <3
No.92073
>>92070
28, also he did but it expired or something? idk how this works, but if it cant expire ill be so mad
No.92074
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No.92075
File: 1453638672842.png (155.81 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Bleached-Whale-4426577_500….png)
>>92073
Yeah it does but it takes literally 50 dollars and a couple days for your 43 year old bf to get a new one
No.92076
>19 c°
>66 F°
god damn its hot today
>>92075
getting it aint a problem
problem is it has to be "valid" for 6 months before traveling to europe
No.92077
>>92073
Yeah, they expire. I'm on my 2nd passport now.
No.92078
>>92067
I wish i had a bf
>>92068
And I leave it to you..
No.92079
File: 1453638837385.jpg (118.64 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 7ed8887a712106921abb1a22fc….jpg)
>>92072
Not much wondering if I can go for another 10 hours awake or go to bed and get up tonight.
What about yourself?
>>92073
Usually its every 10 years you have to renew your passport. As far as I can remember
>>92074
Looks good, you should do it with a few more expressions too
No.92080
>>92077
how much did it cost you?
last I saw it was 90 squids
No.92081
>>92076
oh yeah you said that sorry i forgot because i dont really pay attention to anything you actually say I just like finding ways to call you stupid
No.92082
>>92079
I've no idea how to into expressions
No.92083
>>92079
you should probably get to sleep, deprivation of it causes you to gain weight and stuff
No.92084
No.92085
>>92076
>problem is it has to be "valid" for 6 months before traveling to europe
I've heard about the rule that stops you travelling if your passport is due to expire within 6 months, but not one for new passports like that. Weird.
>>92080
It was free for me. I need a valid passport for my job, so they paid for the renewal.
Woooooo.
No.92086
>>92085
well that makes sense then I suppose
No.92087
>>92086
It's a nice benefit to my job.
No.92088
File: 1453639096461.jpg (162.75 KB, 507x800, 507:800, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>92077
Welcome back <3
>>92078
If you want to show it, whats stopping you?
>>92082
Well hes smiling there, what about a shocked one, or crying one?
No.92090
>>92078
so do I
here
right now next to me
>>92081
>
>>92085
only for international out of eurozone stuffI think
No.92092
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>>92090
Hmm. I still think he might be mixing it with up the rule that stops you travelling if you have less than 6 months left on your passport.
No.92093
File: 1453639275540.jpg (305.63 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 6e24b28ad89e2ef27f6c978245….jpg)
>>92089
Is this a new pic dotty? I don't think i've seen it before
No.92094
I wish I had a knife that cuts (haileys flesh mostly), and not this blunt thing I stabbed my arm really hard accidentally today and I didnt even bleed
>>92092
I'll let him know, thanks a lot! Even tho he did call american embassy in croatia and thats what they told him so I dunno.
No.92095
>>92088
what if my future bf is in this thread and he doesnt want me to be a slut
>>92090
I'm on my way to france
No.92096
>>92093
Nah, it's been in my Meow folder since it was given to me. I just don't use it that often.
>>92094
If that's what they said, fair enough. I'm just going off what I've heard. It might be worth him looking into it again.
No.92097
File: 1453639426628.gif (833.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n61teapY3D1sm8adlo1….gif)
>>92094
dude, thats like, 5th date activities save that for your 57 yr old bf
No.92098
>>92088
been abit lazy with it since I don't want to redraw everything
No.92099
What makes foreskins so tasty and cute looking? Is it cause I'm sad I don't have one? I wanna play with a foreskin!
No.92101
File: 1453639619414.jpg (391.7 KB, 850x994, 425:497, 897f4da8eeb616a4b8e0e63ac6….jpg)
>>92095
Thats a valid point, but then you did say you wanted to show it.
>>92096
Ah, its a nice one <3
>>92098
Yeah that looks good, all you have to do then is fit the face onto the body and it'll mean you can build up the reactions.
>>92100
Morning Emily <3
hows you?
No.92102
>>92095
Oui oui?
>>92096
Who knew europe had some anti immigration laws amirite
>>92097
what
>>92099
dick whithouth foreskin is like an eye withouth eyelids
you should be sad, its pretty great
>>92100
heya!
No.92103
>>92099
mine's really big now that the meds I'm help are helping me
>>92101
I was thinking of doing that but then I couldn't be asked
No.92106
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>>92102
"A passport valid for three months beyond the length of stay and issued within the past 10 years is required by all nationals"
http://www.worldtravelguide.net/croatia/passport-visa
The embassy might not know what they're talking about~
No.92107
why are you speaking hebrew hailey
No.92108
>>92100
hi there, how're you?
No.92109
>>92102
>13 year old dating a 72 year old
its a little weird is all im sayin
No.92110
No.92111
No.92112
>>92105
whats good, fellow french person!
your flag is rotated 90°for some reason tho
>>92106
Well to be fair they said 3 months, but 6 to make sure.
But wtf I'll let him know this immidietly, thank you so much!
>>92109
wtf ur like 12!
No.92113
File: 1453639907998.png (195.99 KB, 509x691, 509:691, 6efcf5ecf3a09c5a6b5678d9eb….png)
>>92101
Maybe it was just a prank you know..
please dont think of me as a slut future bf
>>92102
Bonjour Monsier toodles,ca'va?
No.92114
>>92111
Anxious for school things.
No.92115
>>92112
AND A HALF
also I'm not dating an 86 yr old
No.92116
>>92112
No your flag is wrong!
WRONG!
also okay I think
No.92117
>>92114
what's happening at school?
No.92118
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>>92112
Yeah, just make sure he double checks before he travels. I wouldn't want him to fly halfway across the world only to get turned back.
No.92119
>>92115
Nah, you're dating a 90yr old.
No.92120
>>92117
waiting for results from a project that went crap
No.92121
Marsy how drunk of Vodka are you?
No.92122
>>92120
if you did your best on it then that's all that can really be said about it in the end so don't worry about it so much
No.92123
>>92119
>toodles is a literal fetus dating a 104 year old
No.92124
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No.92125
omg haily just told me in confidence (and not to tell anyone) that she chose the name hailey because it kinda sounds like her fav porn start, bailey
>>92113
Oh god ive heard people say this, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION
(french word) (laughter)
>>92116
my… flag is wrong…?
wait, you are right, im a croatian!
>>92118
I shall, and ill tell him to do his research.
Now I can lie to him and say that I did some research thanks!
No.92126
>>92122
I can't stop feeling anxious. Also got a resit next wednesday but that should be okay
fuck working in groups
No.92127
No.92128
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>>92125
No worries~
>>92126
Good luck!
No.92129
>>92125
>implying that was a secret
No.92130
No.92131
>>92126
oh god group work is the worst I can only hope you had a decent team and not 2 druggies and one retard
No.92132
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>>92104
I had to read the image name to figure out what that was, looks cool.
>>92113
I know it could have been a prank that's why I didn't say to just do it :3
ok I won't think of you as a slut
>>92118
Yeah that would be a shit one..
>>92123
kek
>>92126
Fingers crossed for you Em, hope it goes well for you <3
No.92133
File: 1453640371165.gif (833.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n61teapY3D1sm8adlo1….gif)
toodles at least I'm not a sperm cell dating a 165 year old
No.92134
>>92127
m-merci boku?
>>92126
>working in groups
THE HORROR
thank god I have my own office fuck year
>>92129
wait did I lie it correctly?
>>92133
some of you haileys aint allright
go to school tomorrow
No.92135
>>92134
Can I stay home?
Je suis monte.
No.92136
TOODLES BF DIED IN THE WAR OF 1812 AND HER PARENTS HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET
No.92137
>>92131
6 people
1 of them quit
the two competent programmers have severe problems with cooperating also they couldn't work together without having an hour long argument. one of those also proclaimed dictatorship yet ignored all planning and even said fuck you to the design phase which was pretty important for everything
another person was like "fuck this shit" and walked away when the two stubborn guys were being stubborn
one person just didn't do much but that's because it was so unclear what was to do
then there's me who didn't do much
well, i did things but it was discarded by the "C++ genius" and "ill integrate it later".
>>92132
I wanna be cool!
>>92134
I want an own office
No.92138
>>92121
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM AND NOW WE HERE
>>92125
I had half a year of french in school,still pissed i didnt continue it
>>92132
>that spoiler
a-are you my future bf
No.92139
>>92134
>>92136
The banter between you two is v cute js.
No.92140
>>92138
>Rank 11
Legend when? I only get to rank 20 for the cardback now.
No.92141
now that my phone is connected to my pc i should really put some new music on it
No.92142
>>92139
Its cuz we're two besties meme'n each other
No.92143
File: 1453640724267.jpg (181.43 KB, 886x1344, 443:672, ecb934d0237eb34cbac31480b4….jpg)
>>92137
You are cool em, just try not to stress out i'm sure things will work out for you <3
>>92138
Who knows what can happen
No.92145
>>92137
that sounds god awful and it's even worse since you gotta leave it up to those fuckers for your grade
good luck though cutie
No.92146
>>92135
Uuuuh, vuli bu pate amequa? rio mare
>>92136
HWATG
>>92137
its pretty allright
im glad its a small company or else I prob wouldnt have my own office
>>92138
french sucks, good thing you dropped it
I know bit of german, spanish and italian, but fuck frenchies. They think they so great, so cool.
Well they aint.
>>92141
I always keep postponing to do that cause lazy
>>92142
I'll be there for you when you die bestie <3
ill be the one forcing the dying
No.92147
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>>92144
Well we are both in love with Mayaka so we have to be pretty memey
No.92148
>>92146
lol
bitch you cant beat me
No.92149
>>92137
Oh god I didnt know programming work environments can be so stressful
>>92147
do you even know what love is kiddo??
No.92150
>>92143
*stresses*
>>92145
I was appointed project leader by our tutor in the last two weeks where I did an emergency planning and just did the documentation with the 3 others (the one other was the dictator who couldn't communicate and mostly kept busy with the code)
Like, fuck, I'm most mad at him. Claiming leadership and just not even giving a fuck about my planning nor my repeated requests for a final design with explanation, even if by proxy and in the last week I literally had to interrogate the dude about what the hell his programs actually did and how they were connected/related with each other and even after that he fucking changed the fucking mess again so now I don't know if the design makes any sense regarding code
Like fuck, how hard is it to communicate?
The other people are like okay, if you put them to work they work and I worked before with one of the temperamental programming people and it was fine then.
Like how fucking incapable does one need to be for fucking ME to try and fix the mess? Like fuck
I just want to cry now
No.92151
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>>92140
>legend when
as soon as i got my golden mage
>>92143
Please treat me kindly..
>>92146
>french sucks
no it doesnt,it sounds amazing!
De la chambre de julie
>I always keep postponing to do that cause lazy
iktf
No.92152
>>92146
What do you do there?
>>92149
Oh no
Programming isn't the problem. People being incapable of communication, dealing with other people, listening and keeping a clear oversight on the project are what the problem is.
No.92153
>>92150
you did what you could with him no need to cry there cutie
just make sure the teacher knows what happened so that he gets the blame for things fucking up
No.92154
>>92149
Mot really but I know what it feels like now thanks to maya :)
No.92155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRv7G7WpOoU
rifk that cop at the start, that's why you americans hate cops. why couldn't he just be like "pls no outside if it isn't important thank you for understanding"
>>92153
Oh, another problem was our tutor being new (like, he started the week we got introduced to the problem) so I don't know how his judgement would be.
Good thing I did an elaborate write-up of what happened. If other members are also truthful it should be okay.
I hope
I don't fucking know
No.92156
>>92155
you'll be fine cutie, gotta believe in people
No.92157
HAHA
TIME TO POST AND FAP AND FAP AND POST
No.92158
No.92159
No.92160
>>92151
I listened to french rap on radio, it does NOT sound good
but you are german, and germans sound like they are constantly mad
>>92152
Architect. Company I work for does wood panel houses or something
Also your programming horror stories remind me of /g/s programming horror stories.
>>92154
You woudlnt even kill your bestie for your darlingfu
get out reeeeeeeee
>>92157
Im starting another nofap month
No.92161
>>92156
Eh, I'll just see tomorrow hopefully.
No.92162
>>92155
That's some rad footage.
Is a good time to be alive
No.92163
>>92160
Nice, like it?
Ah, /g/.
No.92164
>>92162
Looks nice
I wish I knew how snow looked like.
No.92165
>>92161
aye that, also good luck cutie again!
No.92166
>>92160
Don't test your luck
No.92167
The night was terrible, but the early morning is shaping-up.
Let's just see.
No.92168
>>92155
NYC is a different level of authoritarian then the rest of NY and the USA they should all die and do not represent shit
I hate NYC
No.92169
>>92163
Dude its the best. Im an architect with 3 years of high school lmfao.
I need to keep this job as long as I can so I can put as many years of being an architect as I can.
I also want to lie and say that instead of being a neet fro 3 years I was a self employed architect or whatever I might need for a job
No.92170
Would anybody like to hold my hand? It's empty!
No.92171
No.92172
Right I'm going to head to my bed If erin comes in tell her I tried but failed this attempt.
>>92150
*pets & hugs* good luck Em <3
>>92151
I treat everyone Kindly~
No.92173
>>92170
I dunno how much do your hands weigh?
No.92174
>>92169
Hope you'll stay there long enough to get a nice entry in your CV :3
>>92172
thanks :3
No.92175
>>92170
I want to hold >>92172 hands
>>92172
Treat me kinder than everyone..
No.92176
No.92177
>>92160
Rap in general sounds shit,so you cant judge a whole language just because of that
No.92178
>>92164
You ain't missing much, snow is a shit
No.92179
>>92178
> snow is a shit
you're a shit
No.92180
No.92181
>>92172
gn!
>>92166
im top 1% of most lucky people on earth
dont tempt me
>>92174
thanks! I hope so too!
>>92177
oh god german rap
but I suppose, maybe its just not a nice singing language?
italian is easier to pronounce imo
No.92182
>>92170
I'd ask someone to hold mine, but I doubt there'd be any takers.
No.92183
>>92182
who would you want to hold your hand?
No.92184
Well I guess if Koaku is getting off then I will as well. I'll still be on steam for a bit, so if any of you cuties wanna talk about cute stuff or video games or music I'll be happy to talk to you there~;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzH5oNZ9boM
>>92182
I would hold your hand but we need both of ours for our torchlight 2 playthrough. How about after we beat it?
No.92185
>>92179
;_;
>>92180
Really?! It happens in cold temperatures!
And sucks when people have snowballs n stuff
No.92186
>>92151
>All those meta decks
Thanks for reminding me not to play it. Everyone just copies each other.
No.92187
>>92181
>not american
>lucky
No.92188
No.92189
>>92184
>error adding friends
>>92185
it's o.k you know I still love you bby
No.92190
when people link the thread with the URL rather than the quote, and I see that they use http instead of https, i shake my head so damn hard
No.92191
>>92183
No idea, I say some weird things when tired.
>>92184
For sure.
No.92192
>>92190
I think with toodles and such it's just for that shitposting feel good
>>92191
maybe get some sleep then cutie
No.92193
No.92194
No.92195
>>92187
cutfag!!!!!
>>92188
>
>>92190
easiest to do
No.92200
>>92196
Meta sucks in vidya, makes it so you can't be original anymore
No.92201
>>92200
there's nothing stopping you, you're just not guaranteed to win so if you're playing to just have fun like you should be then being meta isn't an issue for you
No.92202
>>92197
Ammo
>>92198
Bully me pls..
>>92200
Then don't follow it.
or just stop playing 90% of mp videogames and cry about there being a meta
No.92205
>>92202
I like you doe
>>92199
merchant!
No.92206
I think i'm gonna start having my scripts use OpenSSL and CryptoJS to encrypt APIs without the user actually having to use HTTPS
you clearly cannot be trusted
No.92207
>>92202
That's what I did though? That's what I said I stopped playing it.
No.92209
the old 4chan extension i wrote, Tools, automatically redirected any HTTP page to HTTPS
but this way nobody gets confused.
also, i am still not sure how you go about sharing session and local storage values between HTTP and HTTPS
No.92210
>>92189
how are you getting along today amigo
No.92212
>>92210
I'm doing well thank you very much, how're you doing?
No.92213
>>92205
How can you like me if we havent talked at all?
>>92203
I hate jews
>>92204
RÜSTUNG
>>92206
That sounds really lewd.
>>92207
Then why are you playing other games which have a meta?
No.92214
>>92212
I am pretty tired tonight still havent gotten to sleep but just not feeling tired yet
if that makes sense
No.92215
apparently using a hidden iframe to the opposite protocol and sharing data between the window and the iframe with the .postMessage() CORS secure circumvention function is like one of very, very few ways to do it, and seems to be the best to me
No.92216
4chan X does it, i wonder how.
No.92217
>>92214
no I feel ya, best get something nice and warm in ya and start grind down some, how was your day?
No.92218
>>92213
I don't. We do synched Titan extreme jobless :^)
No.92219
i think it is the iframe way.
Connection = (function() {
function Connection(target1, origin1, cb1) {
this.target = target1;
this.origin = origin1;
this.cb = cb1 != null ? cb1 : {};
this.onMessage = bind(this.onMessage, this);
this.send = bind(this.send, this);
$.on(window, 'message', this.onMessage);
}
Connection.prototype.targetWindow = function() {
if (this.target instanceof window.HTMLIFrameElement) {
return this.target.contentWindow;
} else {
return this.target;
}
};
Connection.prototype.send = function(data) {
return this.targetWindow().postMessage("" + g.NAMESPACE + (JSON.stringify(data)), this.origin);
};
Connection.prototype.onMessage = function(e) {
var base1, data, type, value;
if (!(e.source === this.targetWindow() && e.origin === this.origin && typeof e.data === 'string' && e.data.slice(0, g.NAMESPACE.length) === g.NAMESPACE)) {
return;
}
data = JSON.parse(e.data.slice(g.NAMESPACE.length));
for (type in data) {
value = data[type];
if (typeof (base1 = this.cb)[type] === "function") {
base1[type](value);
}
}
};
return Connection;
})();
No.92220
>>92217
Had a pretty stressful day
been sick too
have to work in about 8 hours too
woe is me right
what about yourself?
No.92221
>>92220
mine's still going on but it's pleasant chatting up cuties and sitting here naked
what happened today for it to be stressful like?
No.92222
No.92225
>>92218
Then play hearthstone without following the meta you cuck
>>92219
I think I just came,thank you.
>>92223
I'm even cuter..
>>92224
No.92227
>>92225
>Cuck
Too busy playing FFXIV
No.92228
I am so tired but I really don't wanna go to sleep plus I am enjoying talking to sleepen too much
No.92229
>>92228
I wish Sleepen would talk to me…
No.92230
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No.92231
No.92233
>>92229
There's a good chance I'm simply annoying him and he's very polite. If that's the case then he's a trooper.
No.92234
>>92230
>>92229
>>92233
What is this conspiracy?!
No.92235
>>92234
Talk to me sleepen! why micchy?
No.92236
>>92235
You might know why if you ever wanted to talk to me.
No.92237
>>92235
I have been talking to you all the time!
Grrr…
No.92238
>>92236
I fooled you! sleepen is talking to me and he bit me!
>>92237
grrrr
No.92239
>>92238
Just because you rused me doesn't make my statement any less valid.
No.92241
>>92240
That you'd know why he talks to me if you ever bothered to talk to me!
No.92242
>>92241
So talk to me then
No.92243
>>92242
I'm talking to you right now. How are you burt, what are your plans for the day?
No.92244
>>92243
I'm gonna talk to sleepen till he sleeps
then gonna make lunch maybe, then watch arrow
Then im gonna watch the royal rumble with marsy
No.92245
>>92244
I win the royal rumble.
No.92246
>>92244
Awesome! I'm gonna talk to sleepen til I sleep, then I'm going to wake up and watch sporting events all day. I'll probably have a few beers but on't get trashed cause it might annoy sleepen!
No.92247
>>92245
That would be some upset victory.
No.92248
>>92246
Good don't annoy sleepen that is bad! Only I can annoy sleepen.
No.92249
>>92247
You mean I'm not the fan favourite???
Woooow…
No.92250
>>92249
You're a surprise entrant no one knows you're in it
No.92251
>>92250
What?!
You mean no one has even heard of me!?
No.92252
I don't even know who sleepen is besides Burt's man crush.
No.92253
>>92252
You and me both buddy..
No.92254
>>92252
sleepen is a cutie and doesn't want to talk with me, that's all I know
No.92255
>>92251
I don't know any Scottish wrestlers signed on with WWE so…
>>92252
This is sleepen
>>92251
No.92256
>>92254
Spiders are scary.
>>92255
I will still win so whatever…
No.92257
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No.92258
>>92257
Why do you only have one leg?
No.92259
>tfw no one to cummie kiss with
No.92260
No.92262
No.92264
>>92258
lost'um in the great war of '38
No.92265
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>>92262
Snowballing is good.
No.92266
>>92260
lets continue it on steam then,if you dont ignore me that is
>>92262
>>92263
yes
No.92268
>>92266
Continue cummie kissing???
We haven't been doing that at all!
Ahh!
I also haven't been ignoring you!!!
No.92269
>>92266
You are so lewd when drunk
No.92270
>>92268
if you'd stop ignoring me I'd cummie kiss with you
>>92269
im not drunk
No.92271
>>92270
Yes you are, you've been drinking vodka since you woke up
No.92272
>>92270
I haven't been ignoring you Marsy!
This is nothing but a conspiracy!!!
No.92273
why don't people subtitle Koyomi Sand already ahhhhhhhh
No.92274
>>92273
hey there brat, how're you?
No.92275
>>92271
stop spreading lies,jeeez
>>92272
LIES
>>92273
learn japanese :^)
No.92276
>>92275
>tfw Marsy doesn't like me
No.92278
>>92276
>tfw sleepen hates me
>>92277
you are
No.92279
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>>92275
I could learn about as little Japanese as I learned French
No.92280
>>92278
>tfw Marsy wants to murder me
No.92281
>>92278
I am not! You are a lewd drunk marsy.
No.92282
can someone teach me to kiss so I don't disappoint mayaka
No.92283
>>92279
I can teach you french~
>>92280
your own fault for cheating on me
>>92281
I'm not lewd
>>92282
h-hi
No.92284
>he post his cock
>its cut
No.92286
>>92284
>he posts a picture of his cock
it's uncut and big
No.92287
No.92288
>>92285
am not
>>92286
>tfw i have probably the best and biggest cock in this thread
No.92290
>>92288
you should post it, then we'll know for sure
No.92291
whats ur favorite fetish? mine is scat
No.92292
No.92293
>people who are on right now will be asleep by the time I'm off work
I wanna pray games
No.92295
>>92293
no play games, have shoe instead
No.92296
>>92293
When will you be back?
No.92297
>>92294
hi dototototototototot
No.92298
>>92293
>how europeans feel everyday
No.92299
>>92288
I'd say "post it" but I have work in a few minutes
>>92296
I'm scheduled til three but I'll be told to go home if it's slow.
No.92300
>>92299
What time is it there now?
I will try make sure I'm around at that time
No.92301
>girl has been offline for 16hours
I think shes dead,someone hold me ;__;
>>92290
>>92299
but burt will be disappointed in me and I might scare my bf away with my sluttiness ;__;
>>92292
>tfw sleepen doesnt love you
No.92304
>>92301
>I might scare my bf away
You have a bf though!
No.92305
>>92301
they can forgive you
No.92306
>>92300
it's nine. Gamepray! I'm leaving nowbybye
>>92301
I'll bug you about it later
No.92307
No.92308
>>92306
Okay, I'll try be awake then.
Have fun at work!
No.92309
>>92302
>Have to go to sleep when americans get home from work
A-atleast we have eachother right?
No.92310
>Have to work and can still post at work and play vidya
Wew lad.
No.92311
>>92309
I have to suffer too.
No.92312
>>92309
You can always be like me and have the worst sleeping pattern in the world!
No.92313
>>92309
I'm still usually around, if I have the next day off.
We vikings must stay together.
No.92314
>>92310
>tfw not even allowed to have my phone on me at work
>>92311
Yeah but you don't count because you're a nerd.
>>92312
Can't, im a wagecuck and have friends irl etc.
>>92313
Even with a day off dont you have to go to sleep at a normal time?
No.92315
>>92314
Wow, rude.
I'm not even a nerd, though!
No.92316
>>92314
I am really horrible at that.
No.92317
>>92314
Not surprised someone as popular as you online is just as popular irl Gropy!
It's /lewd/s loss not being able to play with you…
No.92318
>>92315
How are you not a nerd?
Everything you do is nerdy.
>>92316
But you have to sleep properly, how are you going to survive the military with no sleep
>>92317
How does being a wagecuck make me popular?!
Sleepen now youre being silly.
No.92319
>>92318
That is such a lie.
No.92320
>bf aint on skype the whole day on one day I can talk to him normally
No.92321
>>92319
Sorry, should I have called you a glorious nerd?
No.92322
>>92318
I-I just assumed you would have a lot of irl friends that wanted to spend time with you…sorry…
No.92323
At least workers here offered me beer with a classic "if you dont drink beer ur gay".
No.92324
>>92320
Dat feel.
>>92321
You could, but it'd still be a lie.
Faggot.
No.92325
>>92323
tell them you like your milk stiff instead
No.92326
>>92322
Does sleepen not have irl friends?
>>92324
Why are you insulting me…
No.92327
>>92318
Wouldn't be the first time marching 24 hours with no sleep.
No.92328
>>92326
I dunno. Why are you insulting me?
No.92329
>>92328
I called you glorious tho
No.92330
>>92326
I don't, I'm not a very good person at all tbh…
Still, I'm sure you are still very popular irl!
No.92331
>>92329
You told me that that makes no difference, though.
No.92332
>>92330
you seem like a good person
No.92333
>>92330
Yes youre not a good person, you didnt want to join me and kyoko on skype yesterday!
>>92331
Exactly, Im trying to bully you ….!
No.92335
>>92333
I would have only disappointed you, so I was doing you both a favour!
No.92336
Living on your own in a foreign land and managing your food is kinda like playing skyrim
I like it
No.92337
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I got 8 cans of lager and that tower game.
Drunken stream soon?
No.92338
>>92336
how many Draugr do you kill daily?
>>92337
only if you strip tease for us
No.92339
>>92334
You're pretty easy to bully tbh
>>92335
Why do you have so low self esteem, you talking can't disappoint anybody, it's not possible.
No.92340
>>92337
make sure to post it here if you do
No.92341
>>92336
>going to the store for chips is like a shit game
No.92342
>>92339
Maybe I'm pretending to be easy!
No.92343
>>92336
Always when I'm abroad I try to locate the nearest bakery, because croissants just go well with hangovers.
No.92344
>>92339
I've always kinda been like this, not sure why, sorry Gropy…
No.92345
>>92343
That's an interesting hangover cure.
No.92346
>>92338
You're an utter cockluster, you know that, right?
>>92340
Will do, just drinking first, I'm streaming on steam since I dunno how to stream on thingy… Twitch.
No.92347
No.92348
>>92346
What are you going to stream?
No.92349
>>92345
I've come to the conclusion that you can stuff yourself with them without losing appetite.
No.92350
>not doing a peaceful run
>>92341
Uuuuuh what??
I do other things than go to the store. ur dum hailey
>>92343
So you locate a nearest pub even before the bakery?
No.92351
>>92349
I'm like that with cholla rolls.
No.92352
>>92350
you go and buy fake 6 month old passports for your boyfriend who was a member of the american federalist party in 1784?
No.92353
>>92350
>So you locate a nearest pub even before the bakery?
He's Finnish. He has a national reputation to uphold!
No.92354
>>92350
I don't even need to locate the pub, the pub locates me.
>>92351
Never had any of those.
No.92355
>>92352
What the HECK?? You can't buy a 6 months old passport.
Also shut up he is only 28!
>>92353
Exactly, so I was bit surprised about a bakery. But I suppose he doesn't need to "look" for it. He can just smell the alcohol.
No.92356
>>92354
They're pretty tasty.
No.92357
>>92355
2288? Does he know jesus?
No.92358
I like how hailey made a public announcement she blocked spider two days ago, and talked to him yesterday.
tsun tsun for spider kun much?
No.92359
>>92358
nobody is blocked on my phone but desu besides I was being sorta bitchy
No.92360
>>92358
well wish more people would be more open to me
No.92361
>>92356
Are there any variations with stuffing?
No.92362
No.92363
>>92361
It's a bread roll. I'm sure you could cut it in half and make a sandwich out of it.
No.92364
>>92357
Why don't you focus you efforts on spider instead of maya?
You have proven with your action that you like him.
>>92359
I wonder if desu filtered me. I know he filtered you and maya.
No.92365
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No.92366
>>92364
I don't want to steal anyone off of anyone else
No.92367
>>92364
are you a tranny? then yes he filtered you.
No.92368
>>92367
good thing im not then
No.92369
>>92364
Maybe you should focus on your BF instead of maya
No.92370
>>92369
> not focusing your attention on multiple love interests at all times
No.92371
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>>92348
TowerClimb, had a little go of it, already I like the look of it; and is going to be fucking difficult, since it's one of those games that are hard to play on keyboard.
I'mma start drinking now, and start playing after 4 cans, which would be around 2 hours.
No.92372
>>92369
maybe you should make it like banana and split eyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>92370
dis
No.92373
>>92371
Ah, right. Enjoy.
>>92372
Hailey is way too casual for us.
No.92374
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See you in a week, or something.
No.92375
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/scantastic/
Add me if you're interested in a drunken Brit play TowerClimb, poorly.
No.92376
No.92377
>>92374
See ya later, man. Have a good week.
No.92378
No.92379
>>92372
maybe you should make like a frenchman and surrender
No.92380
>>92373
Hailey is too young to understand TRUE OG love (towards multiple people.
Kids these days.
ech
>>92374
stay frosty!
No.92381
Is it wrong if I enjoy people calling me bad stuff more than people calling me good stuff?
>>92375
I'm drunk too but i never heard about that game,sorry!
No.92382
>>92381
you feel bad because you hate yourself, so people calling you bad things makes you feel better like you deserved it! in which case, quit hating yourself- none of it matters!
No.92383
>>92381
well do you still hate your self?
No.92384
>>92380
I guess we'll have to teach Hailey what's what.
>>92381
Yep.
No.92385
>>92381
I just found it out. It is a roguelike where you amongst a load other pixel retards must climb a tower to heaven and mount that shit.
Said tower is filled with hornets, qt rabid dogs, lava and crusty witches that sell you shit.
No.92386
>>92381
>Is it wrong if I enjoy people calling me bad stuff more than people calling me good stuff?
Hell naw
>>92379
maybe you should…
…
f-fuck you sacre blu!
>>92384
Thats right, watch and learn kiddo.
No.92387
>>92380
no I get it and I'm ok with it but everyone has a main love
No.92388
>>92387
I know who your main love is. And its not maya or spider.
No.92389
>>92386
I'm not the one who needs to be taught!
No.92390
>>92388
It's Maya. Maya's main love is Alison, etcetera
No.92392
>>92382
That sounds really smart.
And I try ;__;
>>92383
Yes sir
>>92385
That sounds like lots of fun actually.
once I sober up and I look more into it I'll probably get it.
>>92386
>>92384
im gettin mixed signals
No.92393
>>92392
ah well I'd like to talk with you about it more but that's only if you want to
>>92388
stop trying to pair us up!
No.92394
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>92392
Oh, it is fun.
IT was the music and art style that drew me in.
It sorta reminds me of Runescape, Lemmings and Prince of Persia.
No.92395
>>92389
I know, I was referring to hailey.
She stalks my every post religiously. Thats why she calls me a jew, because she is one and im like a god to her. Plus there is a rule that jews can only hang out with other jews, so she does that to make herself feel better.
>>92392
You should always listen to me naturally.
No.92396
>>92395
I do hope you're a good god to her, then.
No.92397
>>92392
you try but you are held back! by what?
No.92398
>>92395
why are you lying to these good people?
No.92399
>>92396
I aint a merciful god. But I only sometimes tip her, and then kick her while she is down.
Well, I guess I am merciful sometimes.
Since I don't kick her all the time.
No.92400
>>92398
I wouldn't say we are 'good' people.
No.92401
>>92398
YOU DARE JUDGE YOUR GOD, ME?
I will have your head for this.
(Im writing down that you owe me bj)
No.92403
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>>92400
eh good enough
>>92401
I ONLY RECOGNIZE ALLAH AS MY GOD
No.92404
>>92400
I'd say that you're a good person
No.92405
>>92402
I think dotter is pretty good tbh fam…
No.92407
No.92413
>>92393
After you threw shit about me being a fake cutesy person and stuff I'd much rather not talk to you.
>>92394
the artstyle looks pretty retrobaity tbh.
Can you attack the other players or is it just running and jumping around?
>>92395
But I dont even know you and youre french.
All french are horrible people.
>>92397
You're 16 year old,stop sounding smart