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 No.92406

newer ded

 No.92408

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<


 No.92409

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nth for Toodles is a kike


 No.92410

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thanks.


 No.92411

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> no music in OP

INVALID


 No.92412

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>>92409

pls dont spam my thred or you will be bummed

>>92410

no thank (you)

>>92411

wow I found the one person who cares about it

hello you


 No.92414

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>>92412

Hah. I don't really care, I just thought I'd say something about it.


 No.92415

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>>92412

ban me like you banned the Palestinians from your country


 No.92416

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>>92393

After you threw shit about me being a fake cutesy person and stuff I'd much rather not talk to you.

>>92394

the artstyle looks pretty retrobaity tbh.

Can you attack the other players or is it just running and jumping around?

>>92395

But I dont even know you and youre french.

All french are horrible people.

>>92397

You're 16 year old,stop sounding smart


 No.92417

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>>92416

She's croatian but she is a horrible person


 No.92418

>>92416

stop being fake and stop using people as emotional blankets then


 No.92419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>92414

just for you, this is where autoplay brough me from music from a thread roughly 10 hours ago

>>92415

YOU ARE BENT!!

>>92416

>you are french

I AM INSULTED


 No.92420

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>>92412

well, I guess I'll give it back then.


 No.92421

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Reminder that at 17 I've made out with more people than 23 year old Toodles


 No.92422

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>>92420

oh, I meant "no, thank you"

h0h


 No.92423

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>>92416

I don't think so.

But it is more than running and jumping around; I heard there is quite the complexity in the running and jumping…

Plus, I was always a sucker for Spelunky.


 No.92424

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>>92419

Thanks!


 No.92425

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Reminder that I'm sickest barbarian here, Hailey


 No.92426

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Toasty (This is toodles' skype) - Today 1:42 PM

> im a jewish furry


 No.92427

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as in im thanking you, sorry for misunderstanding

>>92423

>spelunky

ma nigga

>>92424

yw, I like it, I hope you like the song too

>>92426

who dat??


 No.92428

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>>92425

r u still doing that VN thing


 No.92429

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>>92427

Yeah, it was pretty good. Thanks again.


 No.92430

>>92428

Sorta, I'll fill in more of the list tomorrow, including Bonuses.

>Erin's Bonus - Cute Collar

Put this on anyone and they become a loyal 'pet' for the day.


 No.92431

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>>92427

>SPELUNKY


 No.92432

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>>92430

did ya do me yet?


 No.92433

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>>92430

you doing a lewd vn?

am I going to be in? am I going to be a yandere?


 No.92434

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>>92422

that's what I was thinking, but the lack of a comma scared me.


 No.92435

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haaii sorry I left friday all of a sudden I felt from the stairs and passed out and now okai hows you?


 No.92436

>>92432

I don't know you well enough though.

I don't even know Erin that well, except about her nerdiness and her script kiddy thing. Only came up with that bonus in the bath.

>Wolfspider's Bonus - Non-Euclidian Sex Lair

You have the keys to Wolfspider's winding labryrinth/sexbasement. Said basement is infinite, with all sorts of sights to see.

I need to learn more about people.

>>92433

Not really, rather a list of people which you'd have to pick a romance and a rival. Thinking how people play out if they were VN characters.


 No.92437

>>92435

are you alright?


 No.92438

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>>92417

I got a fetish for horrible peoeple,should I add her and start flirting with her?

>>92418

exactly.

and you wonder why I dont want to be your friend lmao.

>>92419

i-im sorry..

>>92421

means shes slutty~

>>92423

I love it when theres complexity in running and jumping..


 No.92439

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>>92435

Aw. I wondered what had happened to you.


 No.92440

>>92433

You'll be yandere mode in Rival mode, I think… but I need to see if you are yandere or something.

Basically I'm describing posters in a funny way.


 No.92441

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>>92436

Am I in this thing yet?


 No.92442

>>92436

>tfw lady of pain

>>92438

pins saw through you too and had the real you


 No.92443

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Spider and Marsy, keep that shit out of these threads please.


 No.92444

>>92441

Not yet. But you will be.

*sigh* I guess I have to start typing up more now.


 No.92445

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>>92437

i said okai now

>>92439

well that yeah


 No.92446

>>92443

alright

>>92445

well be more o.k then


 No.92447

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>>92435

oh god BAN ASSAULT STAIRS

>>92436

Oh I see, if you ever get serious I might help you with art.

Speaking of drawfags, I wonder where that jap drawfag went that posted once.

>>92438

I AINT A FRENCHIE!!

MON DEU

>>92440

Guess threatening people aint enough these days.

Im wondering how would you describe me in a funny way doe.


 No.92448

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>>92444

Mhmmmm~

>>92445

I'm glad you're okay!


 No.92449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>92445

Tokai, are you secretly lorde?


 No.92450

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>>92443

let that fat autist sperg out and then cry about how no one likes him,its hilarious.


 No.92451

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>>92443

>tfw marsy doesn't want to be your friend


 No.92452

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>>92447

>MON DEU

*MON DIEU


 No.92453

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 No.92454

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>>92446

im drinking cursed wine so itll be fine

>>92447

wow this is triggering, having assault stairs is fully in my rights and I as a Dutch citizen will not stand for this

>>92448

me tooo

>>92449

yes


 No.92455

>>92454

what's the curse on the whine?


 No.92456

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>>92454

you should do Lorde mackup and post pics.


 No.92457

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Noun

+ Best Boy 2016

+ Party Beast

+

- Heavy is the crown one wears

-

-

Romance route: (dunno what to say, help)

Rival route: YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW! You are now a social pariah in the realm of /lewd/, casted out by Noun. You must train both mind, body and soul ceaselessly, in efforts to overthrow him and become Best Boy 2017.

Moecakes

+ Adorable, especially when flustered

+ Quite subby

+ 5 Star bed and breakfast

- Did I say quite subby? I mean hella subby.

- Total slut

- <spoiler>Spoilered text of degeneracy, errday.</spoiler>

Romance route: You must charm your way into Moe's heart and his sensibilites, and to prove yourself as best master. Cuz earning one's loyality demands respect, confidience, class and <spoiler>spoiler text</spoiler>

Rival route: Moecake has taken an interest in your chosen romance, and is vying for his/her attention. Will use his succubi charms to seduce your romance away to spite you or because said chosen romance is qt as fuck (no one wants to be cucked my moe). You must wrestle for the affection of your chosen romance by either exorcising the inherent slut demon from inside of him with holy p-urity or outslut him at his own game to stay uncucked.

SCANNER

+Wise Idiot

+Purveyor of best porn

+Lovable drunk

- Talks real weird and fruity at times

- Short attention span

-

Romance route: (Only fair you'd help me write my Romance Route)

Rival Route: You've awoken the ire of SCANNER. This nyuggah plays the slow game, like a cultural victory in Civ V. Intends to either build a drunken nonsense cult of idiots in his own image; or mire your image within the lands of /lewd/. Better get out your finest china, your strongest poisons and outclass and outsocialise this filthy barbarian.

Skandi

+

+

+

-

-

-

Mika

+

+

+

-

-

- Depraved

Dotter

+

+

+

-

-

-


 No.92458

>>92457

you just wrote about your self and moe!


 No.92459

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>>92457

what about marsy..


 No.92460

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>>92457

>+ Adorable, especially when flustered

>+ Quite subby

>+ 5 Star bed and breakfast

Ahaha, no, no and no.


 No.92461

>>92458

I need help. I know Moe. Everyone knows Moe.

Biggest slut in /lewd/!

I'm thinking hard too.

I got Tak to help me out though.

>>92459

Added

>>92460

Well, if there are better pros, GIVE ME THEM!


 No.92462

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>>92455

It's Lilith wine.

That's a demonic figure in all abrahamic religions.

>>92456

I don't have make-up but if I had I totally would.


 No.92463

>>92458

I need help. I know Moe. Everyone knows Moe.

Biggest slut in /lewd/!

I'm thinking hard too.

I got Tak to help me out though.

>>92459

Added

>>92460

Well, if there are better pros, GIVE ME THEM!


 No.92464

>>92461

oh I bet you know him inside and out~

>>92462

>Lilith (Hebrew: לִילִית‎ Lîlîṯ) is a Hebrew name for a figure in Jewish mythology

UHHHHHHH you're cursed with being a jew


 No.92465

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>>92462

A QT like you doesn't have any make-up, there's something wrong with this world, I could order some on amazon for you.


 No.92466

Tokai did 9/11 confirmed


 No.92467

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>>92461

He have no pros, stop


 No.92468

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>>92464

It's also Mesopotamian, Christian and Muslim!

I'm not Jewish, still a radical zionist though.

>>92465

thank you

Nooo thanks

>>92466

Death to America Hamid.


 No.92469

>>92467

But that's unfair.

I'm making cons for those who don't have cons too, you know.


 No.92470

>>92466

That's going in for a Tokai Con.


 No.92471

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>>92469

Why not pick interesting people who have actual pros and cons then? Instead of one dimitional characters like Noun and moe


 No.92472

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>>92454

Good. And you should watch out for those deadly assault stairs.

Take them to court!


 No.92473

>>92468

too late you've drunk the kikes wine

you'll notice it slow…. you think of money more often and you'll find your self rubing your hands together to the thought

then your nose will slowly get bigger and bigger

>>92471

I don't know about moe but noun isn't one dimensional at all


 No.92474

>>92471

I'm doing EVERYONE when I get the chance, I just need to know people better.


 No.92475

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>>92473

Ive known Noun for 2 years and never seen him act any different.

Do explain your position.


 No.92476

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>>92468

but, but, but, you're such a QT and you would look great with some makeup.


 No.92477

>>92474

then get to know me because getting judged is hot as fuck


 No.92478

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water tastes weird after eating your own cum


 No.92479

>>92475

known him for a year and he's changed from how he was and is alot more of a cooler person now


 No.92480

>>92478

you've still got a cummy throat then


 No.92481

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>>92472

I forgot the discipline thats all..

>>92473

not much difference then

>>92476

I buy my own things thank anyway


 No.92482

>>92481

oh well then


 No.92483

>>92475

Then help me with this shit!

I think I got most of his pros and cons down now.

Noun

+ Best Boy 2016

+ Party Beast

+ A few strong senpais in a sea full of bakas

- Heavy is the crown one wears

- Party beastin' too hard

-

>>92473

Wolfspider

+

+ Provides for his fellow fam

+ Chill spiderbro

- Dis shitposter creepy yo

- Stubborn as fuck

- You always the bitch in this relationship, better post dat ass

I need another pro! Help!

>>92477

I know, right? And it is sorta a bit of fun. Back when /aneki/ was a thing, people would grade posters. And I would do something interesting with said list. Like 'What sort of RPG class would a poster be?'.

Bard would be a bard, of course.


 No.92484

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>>92481

Nah, it's the stairs fault, not yours.


 No.92485

>>92478

Same with toothpaste, semen just fucks with your taste receptors for a while, since trying to breed with your mouth.


 No.92486

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>>92485

>trying to breed with your mouth.

That's an interesting way of putting it.


 No.92487

>>92486

These pint cans help me color my vocabulary~

As well as my liver.


 No.92488

>>92483

I don't think it'll a good idea to ask people you're working on for things for them

ask other people for things for people!


 No.92489

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>>92481

okay, well, if you ever do get makeup, or borrow a friends, you gotta post pics.


 No.92490

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>>92487

> inb4 mental image of a baby growing in your stomach and clawing its way out through your windpipe

Okay, time to get dinner!


 No.92491

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>>92482

Glory to Israel

>>92484

..humm'

>>92489

sure thing!


 No.92492

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>>92483

>what sort of rpg class would a poster be

you better do that with me as well or ill cry.

im going to take a quick nap and i hope im on that list when i wake up

nini


 No.92493

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>>92490

I had an image of a tiny deer giving birth inside my mouth


 No.92494

>>92492

Magic orientated.

White mage, since eager for attention?

>>92493

>>92490

THIS EXCITES ME!

NEW IDEAS!

NEW PLACES TO LAY MY EGGS!


 No.92495

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>>92493

….

Okay, whose cum have you been eating?


 No.92496

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>>92491

so, how you doin?


 No.92497

>>92491

stop trying to make me wanna fuck cute black boys you jew!


 No.92498

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>>92495

only my own, I luckily don't know any tiny deers


 No.92499

>>92494

Make me a Paladin please, seeing how I'm the least lewd


 No.92500

>>92498

oh but you're such a little deer


 No.92501

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>>92496

The wine is making my comfy

>>92497

Shoulda been god's chosen you nubian pervert


 No.92502

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>>92499

As an added bonus, you can detect lewd and smite heathens!

For the great p-urity!


 No.92503

>>92501

I'm a p ure spider who don't need no bbp


 No.92504

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>>92501

Hi master I missed you so much ! Are you ok and a-am I allowed to drink with you since I didn't when you were gone ?


 No.92505

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>>92498

aahahahaha


 No.92506

EVERYONE IS DRINKING!

I just need 2 more cans in me and I'll be streaming soon.


 No.92507

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>>92503

I bet you'd suck off obama

>>92504

I'm alrighto now, yeah suure, join in


 No.92508

>>92507

why would I when you've already done it!


 No.92509

>>92507

Wolfspider has them blowjob lips, best to accomadate El Presidente


 No.92510

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>>92507

Can I kiss your forehead and tummy and cheeks and other places


 No.92511

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>>92505

what's so funny


 No.92512

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I got way too drunk last night, I slept for about 15 hours today.


 No.92513

>>92512

was it a good sleep?


 No.92514

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>>92512

GUESS WHO IS DRINKING NOW, CUTIE?!

ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER


 No.92515

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>>92508

I refuse to believe your standards would be that high

>>92509

make that a pro

>>92510

you can, it'd make it better


 No.92516

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>>92501

oh, what wine, is it good wine, I hate flavorless wine.


 No.92517

>>92515

what's my standard then?


 No.92518

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>>92515

You know I want to make you feel really good master ! I'd kiss your lips then neck and work my way down to your chest and tummy a-and maybe even lower if you let me. Do you want me to drink beer or liquor I have both


 No.92519

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>>92513

Yeah, I could have slept longer though.

>>92514

I am NOT a cutie, good sir.


 No.92520

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where's the cuties


 No.92521

>>92519

well least it was good, how're you doing anyways, you got much planned for today?

>>92520

(you)


 No.92522

>>92515

YES, and then my list is complete!

>>92519

… you are to me. ;w;

Nonsense aside, how be you?

What is your army animus stuff from, btw?

>>92520

I'm a cutie… in an odd, esoteric sense. ._.'


 No.92523

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>>92522

Prove it.


 No.92524

>>92522

scanners confirmed 100% cutie


 No.92525

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>>92521

Woke up depressed, still am. Nothing new there. No plans for the day, might eat something today. How are you?

>>92522

I'm well enough I suppose. I'm just posting things from an artist called Hetza


 No.92526

File: 1453666303019.jpg (145.41 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, 1.7.jpg)

>>92516

Red french wine! really nice

>>92517

low

>>92518

I'll allow you deary, go for the liquor!

>>92522

What's for me on the list?


 No.92527

File: 1453666389439.jpg (48.85 KB, 326x493, 326:493, 234e078e0cb2c027f6bb4b5c18….jpg)

>>92523

Wolfspider approved.

>esoteric: intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest.

Ergo, I just proved my point.

>>92526

Need to learn more of you.

And need to be bothered to type in it.

>>92525

Is good. Who knew that military and 2D cute girls go hand in hand?

>>92524

For that, I'm giving you 4 pros.


 No.92528

File: 1453666439888.jpg (205.47 KB, 2000x1600, 5:4, hathajt1.jpg)

>>92526

I like dry and sweet.


 No.92529

File: 1453666518253.png (183.58 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 1453247530366.png)

>>92527

cute guns is my favourite folder


 No.92530

File: 1453666571675.png (309.33 KB, 786x574, 393:287, rs.png)

Yay I did it. Time to watch handegg and drink a couple beers and order pizza.


 No.92531

>>92529

As it should be mine, but not a coinooursoor


 No.92532

>>92529

connoisseur* of cute guns.


 No.92533

File: 1453666617867.jpg (648.5 KB, 900x1014, 150:169, 1448316179128.jpg)

>>92526

why are you so perfect master ? And It's silver rum and probably coke or orange juice o-or maybe straight shots whichever you want me to. Maybe I could have you make a mess for me to clean later if I'd be so lucky


 No.92534

>>92525

I'm pretty well thanks for asking I thought the heating fucked up again since it was cold all day but it's picking up now, what're your plans for eating I got me some chicken dippers and chips here

>>92526

rube I'll have you know I'm after the finest subs around

>>92527

noo just stop being cute then nigger


 No.92535

File: 1453666674955.jpg (567.57 KB, 1052x744, 263:186, Yuudachi.(Kantai.Collectio….jpg)

>>92531

I wasn't either until I started getting Grids' pics


 No.92536

>>92530

How much is 99 Herb anyway?


 No.92537

>>92534

I think I will be disgusting and have a bacon and grilled cheese sandwich, eventually. For now, brown rice and broccoli


 No.92538

>>92537

that's tasty not disgusting

have mushrooms and eggs and sausages too make it a full english!


 No.92539

File: 1453666807041.png (156.24 KB, 338x675, 338:675, micchydog.png)

>>92536

I did it the cheapest way possible and it cost me like 200m. I made all the super pots from scratch, then all the extremes, then made those all into overloads. Thank you for the (you) though!


 No.92540

File: 1453666943079.jpg (72.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.37.jpg)

>>92527

oh ok

>>92528

this one's sour though.

>>92533

Rum sounds very nice!

maybe maybe

>>92534

tsk


 No.92541

Goddamnit, spilt booze all over myself and a little on my bed..

Time to dry and thingy.


 No.92542

>>92540

no tsk!


 No.92543

File: 1453667071895.jpg (148.06 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, gray_military_girl_beautif….jpg)

>>92540

oh, sour might be good, I do love some whiskey sour, and margaritas.


 No.92544

File: 1453667205043.jpg (87.7 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1446080534151.jpg)

>>92540

You sound very nice master ! It's pretty cold here I want to snuggle with you in a nice warm blanket and rub our feets together and hold hands while kissing


 No.92545

File: 1453667290250.png (449.29 KB, 546x674, 273:337, 1453518734282.png)

what do I do I'm short of currency to buy my waifu a ring but don't want to end up in a forced marriage with the trader whore


 No.92546

>>92545

kill the whore!


 No.92547

>>92541

is it good booze or beer, because beer smells awful

>>92545

make your own ring? or a pair for that matter

or buy one of those laboratory made diamonds and put them in a ring


 No.92548

>>92545

Use my pawn.


 No.92549

File: 1453667665784.jpg (642.05 KB, 720x1035, 16:23, 1.5.jpg)

I should drink wine more often, its way more happy than beer

>>92543

pff

>>92543

It's really nice, especially for the head..

>>92544

I try to be

ohh that sounds lovely


 No.92550

File: 1453667715080.png (10.84 KB, 144x336, 3:7, 312123312.png)

In the neon sign

Scrolling up and down

I am born again


 No.92551

>>92547

Fosters.

I sprayed room freshener in my bed, I'mma tidy my flat tomorrow and get some Oust on that bitch later.


 No.92552

File: 1453667882571.png (396.31 KB, 888x496, 111:62, 1444366453097.png)

>>92549

I'm glad to see you happy master ! I wish I could make you happy all the time or at the very least feel good


 No.92553

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Streaman in half an hour, I'll try and get more booze in me. However, here is some tower themed music!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/scantastic/

Doing this shit on steam cuz it is easier!


 No.92554

File: 1453668042662.jpg (67.8 KB, 636x900, 53:75, 095b75b0f6db7e2337cbba34f2….jpg)

>>92553

This game is great.


 No.92555

>>92554

hi there parururururururururur

how's it going?


 No.92556

File: 1453668096409.jpg (94.72 KB, 700x900, 7:9, 9284973632e8d72251212c6fcf….jpg)

Afternoon!


 No.92557

>>92556

hey there how's it going?


 No.92558

File: 1453668124199.jpg (47.59 KB, 348x348, 1:1, micchy.jpg)

>>92556

Bit! I just messaged you on steam, but it's nice to see you in the thread as well!


 No.92559

>>92539

Tfw haven't played since Drygores were like 150m


 No.92560

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GONNA CLIMB THE HIGHEST AND BECOME THE RETARD ON THE TOP

>>92554

I know, right?

I love the music on it.

Also thinking of getting that Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc game, I love games like that.


 No.92561

File: 1453668280341.jpg (487.22 KB, 800x798, 400:399, Jolyne00061.jpg)

Hey, Mr. Rager, Mr. Rager,

Tell me where you're going

Tell us where you're headed

Off on adventure

Mr. Rager, tell me some of your stories

Tell us of your travels


 No.92562

File: 1453668295876.png (15.24 KB, 176x369, 176:369, 13231212.png)

>>92556

hello bit!

how is your half lewd today!?


 No.92563

File: 1453668310187.jpg (74.95 KB, 516x692, 129:173, 1452115215662.jpg)

>>92560

Danganronpa is good, it's really satisfying to put the pieces together and have people get flustered in the trial things


 No.92564

>>92556

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

>>92561

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!


 No.92565

File: 1453668325303.jpg (15.77 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1.47.jpg)

>>92552

a very nice wish, you make the evening sweeter


 No.92566

File: 1453668354685.jpg (353.72 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Jolyne00018.jpg)

>>92564

SCANNER


 No.92567

>>92561

how's it going cutie?


 No.92568

File: 1453668425991.png (13.14 KB, 196x199, 196:199, 0192301239.png)

>>92561

I was waiting on a moment

But the moment never came

All the billion other moments

Were just slipping all away


 No.92569

File: 1453668431462.png (316.44 KB, 415x346, 415:346, ayy lmao.png)


 No.92570

File: 1453668511056.png (26.28 KB, 921x889, 921:889, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.42.46….png)


 No.92571

File: 1453668513924.jpg (389.54 KB, 811x1147, 811:1147, GT052Jj.jpg)

>>92565

It's because I like you very very much master


 No.92572

File: 1453668551707.jpg (124.07 KB, 472x472, 1:1, 32a8c1c38dd82172d685b96011….jpg)

>>92555

I am doing great. What about you?

>>92556

Evening.


 No.92573

File: 1453668552910.png (110.72 KB, 550x525, 22:21, 8998890089980.png)

>>92571

who isn't your master!?


 No.92574

File: 1453668574391.png (1.69 MB, 1062x1080, 59:60, 1453604355641.png)

reading hailey and toodles spat in the last thread mad me feel physically ill

why do i bother


 No.92575

File: 1453668575273.jpg (171.31 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 75d319a9b50abc7e772d5b19b6….jpg)

>>92557

Hi hi im doing ok and you?

>>92558

Nice to see you too :)

>>92562

My half lewd? I think normal and you?

>>92564

SCAAAAAAAAAAANNNNERR!


 No.92576

File: 1453668583315.png (382.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 23c9ced6d530fc986c1a78332e….png)

>>92560

I do not like Danga.


 No.92577

File: 1453668666597.png (567.84 KB, 500x721, 500:721, Jolyne00004.png)

>>92568

Sometimes waiting isn't the right thing to do.

Sometimes you gotta reach out for it.


 No.92578

>>92572

I'm really well thank for asking, what're you doing?

>>92575

I'm pretty guddies ta for nose'in, got anything going on?


 No.92579

File: 1453668734424.png (1.14 MB, 1160x1080, 29:27, 13643223620476.png)

>>92559

IKTF

>>92572

Evening indeed!

>>92573


 No.92580

File: 1453668814356.jpg (85.48 KB, 960x655, 192:131, caffinitive52a777b314d2a.jpg)

whats a black beetle anyways? a fucking roach?


 No.92581

>>92575

>>92566

How be youse?

>>92576

You played it?

What made you not like it?


 No.92582

File: 1453668882727.jpg (295.87 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1451946211348.jpg)

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92558

>>92578

Nothing really just wanted for Storm 4 everyday!


 No.92583

>>92580

there's alot of different kinda beetles, what shape is it?


 No.92584

File: 1453668914544.jpg (79.47 KB, 896x576, 14:9, plastic2.jpg)


 No.92585

File: 1453668959471.jpg (76.45 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1453094868996.jpg)

is there any negative to living on a diet consisting soley of guacamole?


 No.92586

>>92582

oh is that the new naruto fightan?

how was the others?


 No.92587

File: 1453668969064.jpg (16.86 KB, 190x174, 95:87, 5453534543.jpg)

>>92575

normal my butt!

>>92577

So when it came time to fight

I thought I'll just step aside

And that time would prove you wrong

And that you would be the fool

>>92579

high five!

>>92580

i guess that's why they got me sittin in fucking coach

it's not funny anymore; try different jokes

tell them hug and kiss my ass, x and o


 No.92588

File: 1453668972143.jpg (150.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Saya a qt.jpg)


 No.92589

>>92588

hey there senti, you going good?


 No.92590

File: 1453669001517.jpg (36.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, d19d1164aaae667ca55b2d37fa….jpg)


 No.92591

File: 1453669033820.png (871.93 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Kiri (6).png)


 No.92592

File: 1453669040917.jpg (109.06 KB, 736x1041, 736:1041, 1.23.jpg)

>>92571

good good

>>92585

yes

guacamole


 No.92593

File: 1453669108134.png (1.15 MB, 1200x1080, 10:9, 1372495967320.png)

>>92584

>>92580

Did you ever play Witcher 3?

>>92586

Ye they were pretty good not counting the latest one "Revolution" This one should blow all the others out the water

>>92587

Im sure you would want me to!


 No.92594

File: 1453669140342.png (125.51 KB, 231x340, 231:340, kyokoterrified2.png)

I'm eating the most disgusting microwavable dinner, this shit has no taste.

Need personal maid/cook asap.


 No.92595

File: 1453669143443.jpg (195.22 KB, 566x800, 283:400, Jolyne00095.jpg)

>>92581

Always good.

It's in my nature.

How's my scanner?

>>92587

I am the cause to all your problems,

We are never alone.

Coordinate brain and mouth.

Then ask me whats it like to have

Myself so figured out.

I wish I knew.


 No.92596

File: 1453669156458.jpg (13.07 KB, 350x360, 35:36, im pussy.jpg)

>>92591

oh hi paint


 No.92597

>>92591

hi there how're you?

>>92593

why's that?

>>92594

learn how to cook!


 No.92598

File: 1453669187565.jpg (104.23 KB, 1427x684, 1427:684, Capture.JPG)

IT BEGINS


 No.92599

File: 1453669200753.png (235.27 KB, 437x597, 437:597, 13924025482181.png)

>>92594

Just stop eating and die


 No.92600

File: 1453669237759.gif (177.29 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1453500386194.gif)

Tfw you will never cook Kyoko dinner.


 No.92601

File: 1453669278505.png (85.31 KB, 258x246, 43:41, 1360365794744.png)

>>92574

Imagine how sick I feel when I have to respond to hailey?

>>92594

That reminds me, there better be a maid school in japan where I can get a "wow gj good maid is you" certificate.


 No.92602

File: 1453669285105.png (113.26 KB, 300x372, 25:31, 345.png)

>>92600

This is a great feel.


 No.92603

File: 1453669309704.png (20.63 KB, 236x190, 118:95, 23123442.png)

>>92593

high five me or want me to my butt?

i'm confused…

>>92585

too little… anything other than fats?

and too much fats?

>>92595

I have no idea what I am talking about

I am trapped in this body and can't get out

>>92600

cute canon!


 No.92604

File: 1453669348515.jpg (68 KB, 362x279, 362:279, blush.jpg)

>tfw bit gave me a (you)

so nice


 No.92605

File: 1453669374918.png (354.59 KB, 643x585, 643:585, Kiri (172).png)

>>92596

oh hi taki

>>92597

eh

fine


 No.92606

File: 1453669446022.jpg (208.69 KB, 600x750, 4:5, 1449101767569.jpg)

>>92573

You

>>92592

I really really want to kiss your tummy and feets


 No.92607

File: 1453669476551.jpg (281.46 KB, 566x800, 283:400, Jolyne00089.jpg)

>>92603

We're concentrating on falling apart

We were contenders, We're throwing the fight.

I just wanna believe.

>>92602

oh hi dotts

>>92605

welcome back to lewd

party central


 No.92608

File: 1453669491257.gif (699.35 KB, 500x300, 5:3, 1448905300971.gif)

>>92549

I'm sorry I like girly drinks, they are delicious.


 No.92609

>>92605

good, sorry I removed you since you don't really talk


 No.92610

Change of plan, fightan posters on 100% Orange Juice.

This is a smarter idea!


 No.92611

File: 1453669554108.webm (999.61 KB, 950x550, 19:11, Madvshas.webm)

>>92597

Well its only on pc/ps4/xbone this time and a new engine that was built on the PC as the base and ported to consoles. Just a lot of new things added

>>92598

What am I looking at?

>>92600

Feels gud

>>92603

A pervert like you would want both!

>>92604

I will always give you a (you) now hurry up and get 99 summoning


 No.92612

File: 1453669588387.jpg (129.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1381711247195.jpg)

its time to sleep so I can wagecuck another day

even tho id rather fall asleep in my partners hands

sigh gn lewdies


 No.92613

>>92611

Was gonna stream Towerclimb drunk, but then I had a better idea and gonna play 100% Orange Juice


 No.92614

>>92612

Goodnight, Toodles. Have a good sleep.


 No.92615

File: 1453669682908.png (137.5 KB, 704x396, 16:9, Kiri (25).png)

>>92607

party party party

>>92609

oh, that's fine


 No.92616

File: 1453669703263.png (17 KB, 211x282, 211:282, 1213312214.png)

>>92606

eh? why?!

>>92607

Alls my life I has to fight, nigga

Alls my life I…

Hard times like, "God!"

Bad trips like, "Yea!"

Nazareth, I'm fucked up

Homie you fucked up

But if God got us

Then we gon' be alright

>>92611

i am not a pervert! i think!


 No.92617

File: 1453669728896.jpg (70.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451481311338.jpg)

>>92616

Because I am tokais


 No.92618

>>92611

eh alright, not sure how I'd trust that

>>92615

why's that?


 No.92619

File: 1453669792142.png (82.29 KB, 320x561, 320:561, Jolyne00025.png)

>>92616

Daisies please

I'm trying to get emotional with you, here.

>>92615

party until the sun comes up

then keep going


 No.92620

File: 1453669795451.jpg (379.97 KB, 726x1000, 363:500, 8cbff492b4656b77e0929084f9….jpg)

>>92613

We fight.


 No.92621

File: 1453669811188.jpg (35.13 KB, 300x373, 300:373, cyrus.jpg)

>>92603

im eating less than 1000 calories so ill be losing weight


 No.92622

File: 1453669827858.jpg (99.79 KB, 922x612, 461:306, 945447_473601652711215_131….jpg)

Who plays 100% Orange JEWS?


 No.92623

File: 1453669948002.png (7.59 KB, 138x195, 46:65, 234324435.png)

>>92617

you're tokai's master!? i'm confused

>>92619

And all of the angels, they'd sell off your soul

For a set of new wings and anything gold

They remember the people they loved, their old friends

And I've seen through 'em all

Seen through 'em all

And seen through most everything

All the people you knew were the actors

All the people you knew were the actors

>>92621

eat veggies and run then! or at least eat veggies..


 No.92624

File: 1453670009162.png (58.31 KB, 290x302, 145:151, Kiri (165).png)

>>92618

I just might not talk much

so if that's a problem you can remove me, I don't mind

>>92619

party all the time


 No.92625

>>92624

you just uninterested is all


 No.92626

File: 1453670073654.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1451340409798.png)

>>92623

w-what ?! no ! unless he wants me to be a top sometimes which I am ok with hint hint


 No.92627

File: 1453670126214.jpg (35.13 KB, 300x373, 300:373, cyrus.jpg)

>>92623

>>92623

some people would say that avocado is a veggie :)


 No.92628

File: 1453670129668.webm (1.69 MB, 950x550, 19:11, unzipsdick.webm)

>>92613

Oh

>>92616

I think you might be one

>>92618

What do you mean?


 No.92629

File: 1453670168693.png (197.5 KB, 704x396, 16:9, Kiri (84).png)

>>92625

Understandable. I'm not very interesting.


 No.92630

File: 1453670208517.png (10.44 KB, 567x454, 567:454, So mad I will arabic noise….png)

>>92628

I will do later. Just got bored trying to sort things out. ;w;


 No.92631

File: 1453670210154.png (11.98 KB, 201x269, 201:269, 41221213123.png)

>>92626

oooh! so you do feel butt plundering urges very, very occasionally

good on you!

>>92627

yes, but it's a fattening one! and sounds sort of varietyless…

also different vitamins!

>>92628

well, a little, but not too terribly perverted!


 No.92632

File: 1453670210972.png (348.81 KB, 768x552, 32:23, 7d9c8ea4cb68c43160e1019fe4….png)

Who here has 10% Orange Juice and would like to play with up?


 No.92633

>>92628

well the pc version will be good maybe but the console ports are going to be eh

>>92629

sorry I meant you don't in me


 No.92634

File: 1453670277006.png (382.48 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 23c9ced6d530fc986c1a78332e….png)

>>92632

100% Orange Juice


 No.92635

File: 1453670284682.png (360.76 KB, 692x1276, 173:319, Jolyne00046.png)

>>92623

I am heaven sent

Don't you dare forget

I am all you've ever wanted

What all the other boys all promised

>>92624

party yourself right into a coma


 No.92636

File: 1453670333526.jpg (107.43 KB, 543x609, 181:203, 971989_476772385727475_816….jpg)

Changed my mind again, short attention span. ;w;


 No.92637

File: 1453670370363.png (17 KB, 211x282, 211:282, 1213312214.png)

>>92635

Take 'em all for the sense of happiness

That comes from hurting deep down inside

Or you can add it up and give a shit, give a shit

Go to the family doctor

It's all worth it

And it's all, all wrong, and it's all, all gone

Or you can add it up and give a shit, give a shit

I'm on the corner of this and this and this and this

All, all wrong, and it's all, all gone


 No.92638

>>92636

Wow, you're bad.


 No.92639

File: 1453670400904.jpg (58.75 KB, 599x677, 599:677, kyokoanal.jpg)

Anyone want to blow things up in

Insurgency

Post last edited at

 No.92640

File: 1453670401990.jpg (402.84 KB, 809x1000, 809:1000, 1453608026215.jpg)

>>92630

If you do it tonight I might watch

>>92631

Might be more than me tbh

>>92633

Oh yea true but they love the PS4 so im sure it will be ok


 No.92641

File: 1453670410616.jpg (20.23 KB, 528x297, 16:9, tumblr_ncf0rwDU8w1twodyxo1….jpg)

IT WASNT A REAL FIGHT


 No.92642

File: 1453670456288.gif (1.37 MB, 610x342, 305:171, 1419107842339.gif)


 No.92643

File: 1453670462580.png (110.72 KB, 550x525, 22:21, 8998890089980.png)

>>92640

you're not perverted at all, so i'm fine with that!


 No.92644

File: 1453670466263.png (98.33 KB, 494x396, 247:198, Kiri (89).png)


 No.92645

File: 1453670471790.jpg (407.49 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 1452986177493.jpg)


 No.92646

>>92644

oh you didn't have an interest in me at all? sorry to bother you then


 No.92647

File: 1453670644130.jpg (170.75 KB, 568x756, 142:189, 54hg.jpg)

>>92643

Hehe..oh yes you're right! Silly me


 No.92648

File: 1453670672342.jpg (1.51 MB, 3000x3000, 1:1, 1453568524250.jpg)

drunk scanner stream

I heard him pee in the background


 No.92649

File: 1453670752447.png (13.39 KB, 111x279, 37:93, 1241241242143.png)

>>92647

well, everyone wants to stick it up your butt, and you turn them down!

are you telling me you're a pervert who likes to stick things in butts?!


 No.92650

File: 1453670967376.gif (985.78 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 4ujgg.gif)

>>92649

Well maybe because im going after someone and no! I think…do you! You undercover pervert


 No.92651

File: 1453671052635.jpg (43.02 KB, 304x273, 304:273, 3290483204.jpg)

>>92650

who are you going after! tell us!

no wonder you've been so cute!

and i am not an undercover pervert, i am the sluttyst out of all of you in real life!


 No.92652

File: 1453671119820.png (225.08 KB, 478x556, 239:278, 1453605801143.png)

>>92651

I WILL NEVER TELL!


 No.92653

File: 1453671141018.gif (596.04 KB, 405x720, 9:16, gfh6.gif)

>>92651

> i am the sluttyst out of all of you in real life!


 No.92654

File: 1453671221544.png (388.32 KB, 1000x1080, 25:27, 1.22.png)

sorry for the holdup I was walking the dog!

>>92606

heh you have a feet thing?

>>92608

Its alright silly, I like chocolate too


 No.92655

File: 1453671288558.png (40.67 KB, 279x263, 279:263, 123123434.png)

>>92652

tell tell tell…

>>92653

p.urest!


 No.92656

File: 1453671391909.png (6.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gondola_mayaka.png)

fart


 No.92657

>>92640

alright then!


 No.92658

File: 1453671462237.png (19.77 KB, 326x281, 326:281, slavs.png)

This is my favourite


 No.92659

File: 1453671470167.png (813.02 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1453333844509.png)

>>92654

y-yes don't bully and I missed you


 No.92660

File: 1453671578317.png (54.24 KB, 398x223, 398:223, Kiri (135).png)

>>92646

oh wait, no, I misunderstood you. I still thought you were talking about me. sorry.

>>92635

party til you die


 No.92661

File: 1453671631160.gif (2 MB, 540x304, 135:76, MeTbh.gif)

>>92655

Stop bullying me!


 No.92662

>>92660

no no, I couldn't tell if you were interesting or not since you didn't really say or talk much so I assumed you just weren't interested in me


 No.92663

File: 1453671741373.jpeg (50.77 KB, 848x477, 16:9, 1.11.jpeg)

>>92659

No worries I won't.

You can have the feet though, I don't mind


 No.92664

File: 1453671823060.png (196.09 KB, 559x916, 559:916, micchydistraught.png)

Iiiii liiiiiike cutieeeees but they dooooont liiiiike meeeeeee


 No.92665

File: 1453671839619.jpg (635.5 KB, 1200x810, 40:27, 1447890565587.jpg)

>>92663

Would you let me crawl under the blankets and suck on you toes


 No.92666

>>92664

well it happens, I know this feeling too


 No.92667

File: 1453671998712.png (11.98 KB, 201x269, 201:269, 41221213123.png)

>>92661

calling you cute is bullying?


 No.92668

File: 1453672011513.jpg (184.99 KB, 613x675, 613:675, 1.8.jpg)

>>92664

like like or like?

>>92665

Yeeh that sounds comfy


 No.92669

File: 1453672148039.jpg (2.21 MB, 2915x1805, 583:361, 1452471367898.jpg)

>>92668

Would you let me kiss your feets then legs and then something inbetween your legs


 No.92670

File: 1453672154865.png (5.37 KB, 341x252, 341:252, DEAD.png)

>>92648

Is my mic that good?

God damn.

Plus.

>Take a sippy sip

>Get killed by a stray spark of lava


 No.92671

File: 1453672211559.jpg (131.92 KB, 800x752, 50:47, 1451695981404.jpg)

>>92667

..Well not that but.. I dont know!! I guess not..


 No.92672

File: 1453672405954.png (2.43 MB, 3507x2480, 3507:2480, 1453327374515.png)

>>92671

what's going on here


 No.92673

>>92672

flat chests are best chests, that's what's going on


 No.92674

File: 1453672491572.jpg (145.41 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, 1.7.jpg)

>>92669

eh ill allow it


 No.92675

File: 1453672492531.jpg (429.4 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, Jolyne00138.jpg)

Flat is justice.


 No.92676

File: 1453672516487.png (10.09 KB, 176x161, 176:161, 14324324.png)

>>92671

bit is cute when he is going after someone!

>>92675

>>92673

flat chests flat chests


 No.92677

>>92668

like like…


 No.92678

File: 1453672549768.jpg (329.14 KB, 1280x1244, 320:311, 1451767370772.jpg)

>>92675

closer to the heart


 No.92679

File: 1453672676581.gif (952.51 KB, 464x600, 58:75, 1452468772083.gif)

>>92672

Just Ougi things

>>92673

False!

>>92676

Dont let me slap your tongue!


 No.92680

>>92664

ooooooohhhh loooorrrd, kuuum byeeee ahhh


 No.92681

>>92679

true!


 No.92682

File: 1453672735082.jpg (143.88 KB, 900x900, 1:1, Jolyne00007.jpg)

>>92676

Nothing wrong with that.

>>92678

can I listen to your heart beat?


 No.92683

File: 1453672774801.gif (902.29 KB, 500x412, 125:103, 1452823162746.gif)

>>92674

Do you want me to or are you just letting me ~


 No.92684

File: 1453672811436.png (680.43 KB, 893x716, 893:716, 1453534766363.png)

>>92682

how'd you even twist it into something like that


 No.92685

File: 1453672857205.jpg (971.55 KB, 900x1293, 300:431, Jolyne00132.jpg)

>>92684

I didn't twist anything.


 No.92686

File: 1453672859632.jpg (3.41 MB, 2131x2954, 2131:2954, 1.12.jpg)

>>92677

oh but its very difficult for cuties to like like

>>92683

..want to


 No.92687

File: 1453672940736.png (6.43 KB, 175x247, 175:247, 2131231234.png)

>>92679

let me tongueslap you then!

>>92682

nothing wrong with that, it's best


 No.92688

File: 1453673033609.png (687.81 KB, 720x540, 4:3, Jolyne00048.png)

>>92687

It's good you already agree, I didn't want to go looking for my powerpoint on why flat is best.


 No.92689

File: 1453673068325.png (382.16 KB, 630x581, 90:83, 1453508726210.png)

>>92685

if you're warm


 No.92690

File: 1453673131694.jpg (122.03 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451853853895.jpg)

>>92686

Tell me what you want


 No.92691

File: 1453673200423.png (991.67 KB, 922x1028, 461:514, Jolyne00017.png)

>>92689

the warmest.


 No.92692

File: 1453673322251.png (9.37 KB, 567x409, 567:409, 83.png)

What do I do now?

I got 4 pint cans left and an excitable can do attitude.


 No.92693

File: 1453673459092.gif (1 MB, 540x675, 4:5, 795.gif)

>>92681

Faaalse!!

>>92687

Nope nope only I get to slap you


 No.92694

File: 1453673489528.jpg (105.91 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 9555g.jpg)

>>92692

YOU FLY!


 No.92695

File: 1453673516043.png (184.71 KB, 554x664, 277:332, Jolyne00141.png)

>>92692

down the last four.

ASAP.


 No.92696

>>92693

trues


 No.92697

File: 1453673550211.jpg (137.54 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1.51.jpg)

>>92690

..want for you to hm ..kiss from bottom to top

>>92692

drinkin'


 No.92698

File: 1453673610355.jpg (120.81 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, ec77dde00f8fc2413e1e180310….jpg)

>>92696

Hmph you stay with your small and I shall stay with my big!


 No.92699

File: 1453673632885.png (20.63 KB, 236x190, 118:95, 23123442.png)

>>92688

chest five!

>>92693

do it gently please!


 No.92700

>>92698

I'll grope it


 No.92701

File: 1453673779794.png (550.62 KB, 634x720, 317:360, 1446166592380.png)

ORCHESTRAL RENAI CIRCULATION IS GOOD


 No.92702

File: 1453673883906.png (5.04 KB, 341x252, 341:252, YESYESYES.png)

>>92697

>>92695

Yes sir.

On it sir.

>>92694

Trying to share the song to share with so I can make the planecrash I'm in control in, cool


 No.92703

File: 1453673997898.jpg (1.78 MB, 3448x2336, 431:292, 1451411984127.jpg)

>>92697

I'd love to kiss it all over a-and maybe even lick the top while rubbing it with my warm, soft hands. w-we can do this in private if you don't want to do it here


 No.92704

File: 1453674225654.jpg (649.81 KB, 1724x2500, 431:625, 1.10.jpg)

>>92702

Good job!

>>92703

yaes that


 No.92705

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

OH IT BEGINS!

THIS JAZZ STANDS NO MORE

WE ELECTRIC NOW


 No.92706

File: 1453674390825.gif (2.61 MB, 768x432, 16:9, 1438822129961.gif)

>>92704

>You came on the second that was posted

naughty naughty ~


 No.92707

File: 1453674623233.png (608.24 KB, 931x1203, 931:1203, fghfghfghe.png)

>>92699

It has to be fast and hard

>>92700

cant grope flat

>>92702

what the fug


 No.92708

File: 1453674670587.png (324.05 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Jolyne00041.png)

>>92707

>can't grope flat

But that's wrong.


 No.92709

File: 1453674674013.png (8.65 KB, 341x252, 341:252, OHGODYES.png)

>>92707

My god everyone posts so slow, I NEED FUN AND GUNS RIGHT NOW!


 No.92710

File: 1453674766991.jpg (148.38 KB, 438x725, 438:725, 1452611516542.jpg)

>>92708

Lolis are for protecting!

>>92709

I was eating, check your butt


 No.92711

File: 1453674837653.jpg (135.88 KB, 900x675, 4:3, Jolyne00143.jpg)

>>92710

It's a niche interest, but flat is best.


 No.92712

File: 1453674862049.jpg (26.41 KB, 545x545, 1:1, 1431116372550.jpg)

Hey guys, what's going on?


 No.92713

>>92707

can so

I can pinch and lick and bit flat!


 No.92714

File: 1453674904932.png (196.09 KB, 559x916, 559:916, micchydistraught.png)

>>92712

It's nice to see you is what's going on. Hello Dotter.


 No.92715

>>92712

talking with cutes, you?


 No.92716

File: 1453674958900.jpg (211.25 KB, 574x973, 82:139, 1432247996062.jpg)

>>92714

D'awww. How are you doing, Micchy?

I should have made an effort to actually talk to you on steam today rather than being lazy.


 No.92717

File: 1453674978389.jpg (126.87 KB, 1140x954, 190:159, 22786941_p0.jpg)

>>92711

Im gonna have to say your opinion is wrong! Now we fight to the death

>>92712

War

>>92713

Its not da same!


 No.92718

File: 1453674987538.jpg (100.62 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, 45654645456.jpg)

>>92715

I was playing Warframe with murricans.


 No.92719

File: 1453675019079.png (286.39 KB, 585x583, 585:583, asdsfdafdsfasdfdsfdsafdasd….png)

>>92717

Who's at war, though?


 No.92720

File: 1453675070407.png (867.01 KB, 1000x900, 10:9, gq3.png)

>>92719

Im not sure myself!


 No.92721

File: 1453675135480.png (267.28 KB, 436x506, 218:253, aaaahh.png)

>>92720

What if we end up in the middle of a warzone without realising it?


 No.92722

>>92717

say that to my dick and see what happens

>>92718

how was it?


 No.92723

File: 1453675200359.png (106.6 KB, 133x318, 133:318, leaving prison for prison.PNG)

>>92712

DOTTER!

>>92717

can't we just have a calm discussion instead?


 No.92724

File: 1453675248072.jpg (30.51 KB, 641x682, 641:682, 1798124_612203578851021_74….jpg)

>>92710

Checked my butt and had a cig, realized I need night shift work.


 No.92725

File: 1453675265702.png (173.62 KB, 592x528, 37:33, 4goggs.png)

>>92722

It was okay. I didn't really get anything new out of it, but I ranked up some equipment which is always good.

>>92723

TAAAAAAK!


 No.92726

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Where do I even find these songs?


 No.92727

File: 1453675318843.jpg (33.09 KB, 448x404, 112:101, 10430423_750988351639209_8….jpg)

>>92723

Need calm conversation?

I can hook you up.

I have the ends that justify your means.


 No.92728

File: 1453675325097.gif (219.46 KB, 319x480, 319:480, 1452529799778.gif)

>>92721

We accept and march on!

>>92722

I would rather not you pervert!

>>92723

Hmm ok

>>92724

That made me laugh


 No.92729

File: 1453675380679.png (223.61 KB, 521x364, 521:364, eogheo.png)

>>92728

I don't want to live in the middle of a damn warzone, though.


 No.92730

File: 1453675441986.gif (804.14 KB, 348x501, 116:167, 1452296712866.gif)

does doing orchestral music covers automatically make shit better holy fuck all of this is so good god damn


 No.92731

File: 1453675487396.png (301.45 KB, 246x511, 246:511, joints.PNG)

>>92725

Good to see you.

>>92727

What do you have?

Hit me.

>>92728

It's all just opinions, you know?


 No.92732

File: 1453675581202.png (461.26 KB, 855x707, 855:707, epog.png)

>>92730

Yep. Everything is better when played by an orchestra.

>>92731

You too, mate.


 No.92733

File: 1453675739547.gif (1.71 MB, 400x223, 400:223, Downloading a jav.gif)

>>92729

Put on your helmet and crawl!!

>>92731

I would..agree


 No.92734

>>92725

that's something though, you got fun out of it

>>92728

well then I'll my self then!


 No.92735

File: 1453676010298.jpg (237.32 KB, 800x830, 80:83, Jolyne00040.jpg)

>>92732

how are you feeling today?


 No.92736

File: 1453676082827.png (900.98 KB, 964x959, 964:959, dfasfdsfsdfsdfasfdafdfafsd….png)

>>92734

This is true!

>>92735

Pretty good, thanks. How about you?


 No.92737

File: 1453676149583.jpg (120.71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1453608486831.jpg)

should I listen to 2hu, or a broadcast station while going up a mountain to fight a dragon


 No.92738

File: 1453676158913.jpg (27.22 KB, 840x320, 21:8, REEEEEE.JPG)

>>92728

SECONDARY OBJECTIVE COMPLETE

>>92731

I need work, night shift work, looking for that and writing a cover letter drunk. I don't give two shits right now, just so damn pumped up now.

But enough about me, what about you?


 No.92739

>>92736

you're true


 No.92740

File: 1453676275798.png (455.19 KB, 725x549, 725:549, aegea.png)

>>92737

2hu!

>>92739

I'm the truest there is.


 No.92741

>>92740

a true cute boy


 No.92742

File: 1453676351792.png (199.49 KB, 500x778, 250:389, Jolyne00147.png)

>>92736

Weird.

Always so weird.


 No.92743

File: 1453676420862.png (89.34 KB, 272x355, 272:355, CZLfdDDUgAEDSPo.png)

>>92738

Whats the 3rd?


 No.92744

>>92743

DRINK EVERYTHING AND GO TO SLEEP


 No.92745

File: 1453676546819.gif (159.99 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1452957482823.gif)


 No.92746

File: 1453676591621.png (147.63 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1376505499811.png)


 No.92747

File: 1453676734071.png (25.47 KB, 915x822, 305:274, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.41.18….png)


 No.92748

>>92745

Why? Got something for me?

>>92746

It is that very expression is why I drink tonight.


 No.92749

File: 1453676805583.png (2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 8:13, 1430890511924.png)

>>92747

Oo that is a spider face, im so slow

>>92748

Hmm I dont think so, want anything?


 No.92750

>>92749

it's a badly drawn one


 No.92751

File: 1453677016482.jpg (119.08 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 07730451d69a28ed2fffdc3879….jpg)

>>92749

Can't seem to focus on what I want.

I wanted to do a funny stream, but my shit organisation skills meant I only got Brat to watch me.

So whaT I think I want is to shitpost and drink, and let god sort it out; with a terrible hangover.

I need something, but I don't know what. It puzzles me.


 No.92752

File: 1453677182301-0.gif (1.19 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 456.gif)

File: 1453677182318-1.gif (1.14 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 55.gif)

File: 1453677182328-2.png (225.08 KB, 478x556, 239:278, 1453605801143.png)

>>92751

Shitpost and drink sounds guud


 No.92753

File: 1453677221799.jpg (445.51 KB, 900x636, 75:53, 21408413_p0.jpg)


 No.92754

File: 1453677279403.jpg (91.19 KB, 358x446, 179:223, fa595822c1945672961bae0e83….jpg)

>>92752

IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR 3 HOURS~


 No.92755

File: 1453677298658.png (199.08 KB, 385x432, 385:432, asdfsafsdfasfdadfsafdsfsaf….png)

>>92752

Got excited.


 No.92756

File: 1453677339483.png (512.57 KB, 490x450, 49:45, micchyincolor.png)

I might broadcast Black Ops 3.


 No.92757

>>92756

3 black cocks at once? that's alot to take in!


 No.92758

>>92756

DO IT, FAGGOT!

I actually never seen the game!

It better be good, I wanna know what I'm missing!


 No.92759

File: 1453677568510.gif (236.08 KB, 311x267, 311:267, 1452413544020.gif)

>>92754

Well keep it up!!!

>>92755

>>92756

Stream sum rs :^)


 No.92760

File: 1453677639141.gif (1.61 MB, 480x270, 16:9, tears.gif)


 No.92761

>>92758

Well you would have to have me on steamy because twitch is too hardware intensive.


 No.92762

>>92761

What is your Steam, dumpling?

I NEED TO BITE SOMETHING


 No.92763

File: 1453677807921.gif (1.96 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 563.gif)

>>92760

Hey stop that!


 No.92764

File: 1453677871470.jpg (47.59 KB, 348x348, 1:1, micchy.jpg)

>>92762

You should be smart enough to figure it out~


 No.92765

>>92763

I kind of want to check out that anime now. Where's it from?


 No.92766

>>92764

hey I can't seem to add you, do you have me blocked or something?

it's fine if so, would just like to know


 No.92767

>>92764

Well fuck you, if I need a decoder ring in my head to find out your stream you can go fuck yourself.


 No.92768

>>92764

>>92764

I may have deleted you as well, I can't remember shit.


 No.92769

File: 1453678021981-0.jpg (45.17 KB, 480x677, 480:677, noo.jpg)

File: 1453678021993-1.jpg (73.07 KB, 390x563, 390:563, 546n.jpg)

>>92765

seitokai yakuindomo


 No.92770

>>92764

*hovers over your name*

Oh…

right..


 No.92771

File: 1453678085314.jpg (41.28 KB, 560x777, 80:111, 1453403464455.jpg)

>>92769

oh hey that's that show that's notorious for dick jokes or something right


 No.92772

File: 1453678114433.png (150.3 KB, 1008x401, 1008:401, nosilly.png)

>>92766

I don't have you blocked silly.


 No.92773

File: 1453678221395.gif (862.46 KB, 400x225, 16:9, innocent_blink.gif)

>>92769

Thanks!

Ok, bedtime for me.


 No.92774

File: 1453678227237.jpg (179.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1444694347237.jpg)

>>92772

You don't have me blocked ?


 No.92775

File: 1453678262622.gif (352.52 KB, 512x288, 16:9, 556.gif)

>>92771

ye ye!

>>92773

Goodnight!


 No.92776

File: 1453678300673.png (29.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 456b5b41e00bd8cce919cb2115….png)

>>92774

I deleted you cuz we don't talk.

However, I hope that Ogre Magi club is doing more shit than I can ever do.


 No.92777

File: 1453678351467.jpg (114.5 KB, 1125x980, 225:196, ss (2016-01-24 at 11.29.49….jpg)

>>92772

weird


 No.92778

File: 1453678423783.jpg (38.35 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 2c68d36dfb42bb91dededc0a75….jpg)

>>92777

IS CUZ UR A SHIT


 No.92779

>>92773

naughty nighties dottordy


 No.92780

>>92778

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW


 No.92781

File: 1453678500493.jpg (68 KB, 362x279, 362:279, blush.jpg)

>>92780

My penis is 7" long.


 No.92782

>>92777

Giltch where you either have a pending friend request or steam thinks you have one. Block the person your adding then unblock and try to add.


 No.92783

>>92780

I WANT TO BUY YOU A GAME TO COVER GREY GOO THAT YOU GOT ME, BUT KEEP THINKING 'YEAH, I WANNA BUY BOOZE AND MAYBE PENNY ACID' LATER


 No.92784

>>92781

good to know!

>>92782

lets see if that helps, thanks!


 No.92785

>>92782

that worked, thank you


 No.92786

>>92785

OR I can tell you something else that you don't know.

French people taste the best, cannibal wise, and that palms of hands are the best to eat.

OR that ecstasy is over-rated, or that penguins have webbed feet because they need to travel through snow and water effieciently. Snowshoes and flippers.


 No.92787

>>92786

did you read that one book that cannibal made in prison?


 No.92788

I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW AND IT DIDN'T DO SHIT!

The things that you know don't do shit, it is the things that you did build a tangible… thing.

I wanna do more things that I know. ;w;

I probably did more things, but don't know it yet. T^T

>>92787

No, but I did read the ramen recipes from prison inmates.

Pass us a link.


 No.92789

Can I make a thread?

PRETTY PLEASE?!


 No.92790

I want to shoot scanner out of a cannon


 No.92791

>>92788

don't got it


 No.92792

File: 1453679226238.jpg (66.3 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1445218813017.jpg)

>cumming together with master


 No.92793

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>>92789

someone do it at least


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im back in the comfort of my lonely, dry home

hello everyone


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