No.92409
nth for Toodles is a kike
No.92412
>>92409
pls dont spam my thred or you will be bummed
>>92410
no thank (you)
>>92411
wow I found the one person who cares about it
hello you
No.92414
>>92412
Hah. I don't really care, I just thought I'd say something about it.
No.92415
>>92412
ban me like you banned the Palestinians from your country
No.92416
>>92393
After you threw shit about me being a fake cutesy person and stuff I'd much rather not talk to you.
>>92394
the artstyle looks pretty retrobaity tbh.
Can you attack the other players or is it just running and jumping around?
>>92395
But I dont even know you and youre french.
All french are horrible people.
>>92397
You're 16 year old,stop sounding smart
No.92417
>>92416
She's croatian but she is a horrible person
No.92418
>>92416
stop being fake and stop using people as emotional blankets then
No.92419
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>92414
just for you, this is where autoplay brough me from music from a thread roughly 10 hours ago
>>92415
YOU ARE BENT!!
>>92416
>you are french
I AM INSULTED
No.92420
>>92412
well, I guess I'll give it back then.
No.92421
Reminder that at 17 I've made out with more people than 23 year old Toodles
No.92422
>>92420
oh, I meant "no, thank you"
h0h
No.92423
>>92416
I don't think so.
But it is more than running and jumping around; I heard there is quite the complexity in the running and jumping…
Plus, I was always a sucker for Spelunky.
No.92425
Reminder that I'm sickest barbarian here, Hailey
No.92426
Toasty (This is toodles' skype) - Today 1:42 PM
> im a jewish furry
No.92427
as in im thanking you, sorry for misunderstanding
>>92423
>spelunky
ma nigga
>>92424
yw, I like it, I hope you like the song too
>>92426
who dat??
No.92428
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>>92425
r u still doing that VN thing
No.92429
>>92427
Yeah, it was pretty good. Thanks again.
No.92430
>>92428
Sorta, I'll fill in more of the list tomorrow, including Bonuses.
>Erin's Bonus - Cute Collar
Put this on anyone and they become a loyal 'pet' for the day.
No.92433
>>92430
you doing a lewd vn?
am I going to be in? am I going to be a yandere?
No.92434
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>>92422
that's what I was thinking, but the lack of a comma scared me.
No.92435
haaii sorry I left friday all of a sudden I felt from the stairs and passed out and now okai hows you?
No.92436
>>92432
I don't know you well enough though.
I don't even know Erin that well, except about her nerdiness and her script kiddy thing. Only came up with that bonus in the bath.
>Wolfspider's Bonus - Non-Euclidian Sex Lair
You have the keys to Wolfspider's winding labryrinth/sexbasement. Said basement is infinite, with all sorts of sights to see.
I need to learn more about people.
>>92433
Not really, rather a list of people which you'd have to pick a romance and a rival. Thinking how people play out if they were VN characters.
No.92437
No.92438
>>92417
I got a fetish for horrible peoeple,should I add her and start flirting with her?
>>92418
exactly.
and you wonder why I dont want to be your friend lmao.
>>92419
i-im sorry..
>>92421
means shes slutty~
>>92423
I love it when theres complexity in running and jumping..
No.92439
>>92435
Aw. I wondered what had happened to you.
No.92440
>>92433
You'll be yandere mode in Rival mode, I think… but I need to see if you are yandere or something.
Basically I'm describing posters in a funny way.
No.92441
>>92436
Am I in this thing yet?
No.92442
>>92436
>tfw lady of pain
>>92438
pins saw through you too and had the real you
No.92443
Spider and Marsy, keep that shit out of these threads please.
No.92444
>>92441
Not yet. But you will be.
*sigh* I guess I have to start typing up more now.
No.92445
>>92437
i said okai now
>>92439
well that yeah
No.92446
>>92443
alright
>>92445
well be more o.k then
No.92447
>>92435
oh god BAN ASSAULT STAIRS
>>92436
Oh I see, if you ever get serious I might help you with art.
Speaking of drawfags, I wonder where that jap drawfag went that posted once.
>>92438
I AINT A FRENCHIE!!
MON DEU
>>92440
Guess threatening people aint enough these days.
Im wondering how would you describe me in a funny way doe.
No.92448
>>92444
Mhmmmm~
>>92445
I'm glad you're okay!
No.92449
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>92445
Tokai, are you secretly lorde?
No.92450
>>92443
let that fat autist sperg out and then cry about how no one likes him,its hilarious.
No.92451
>>92443
>tfw marsy doesn't want to be your friend
No.92454
>>92446
im drinking cursed wine so itll be fine
>>92447
wow this is triggering, having assault stairs is fully in my rights and I as a Dutch citizen will not stand for this
>>92448
me tooo
>>92449
yes
No.92455
>>92454
what's the curse on the whine?
No.92456
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>>92454
you should do Lorde mackup and post pics.
No.92457
File: 1453662317951.png (308.81 KB, 505x716, 505:716, 235156080a82d484f758d11ecc….png)

Noun
+ Best Boy 2016
+ Party Beast
+
- Heavy is the crown one wears
-
-
Romance route: (dunno what to say, help)
Rival route: YOU DUN FUCKED UP NOW! You are now a social pariah in the realm of /lewd/, casted out by Noun. You must train both mind, body and soul ceaselessly, in efforts to overthrow him and become Best Boy 2017.
Moecakes
+ Adorable, especially when flustered
+ Quite subby
+ 5 Star bed and breakfast
- Did I say quite subby? I mean hella subby.
- Total slut
- <spoiler>Spoilered text of degeneracy, errday.</spoiler>
Romance route: You must charm your way into Moe's heart and his sensibilites, and to prove yourself as best master. Cuz earning one's loyality demands respect, confidience, class and <spoiler>spoiler text</spoiler>
Rival route: Moecake has taken an interest in your chosen romance, and is vying for his/her attention. Will use his succubi charms to seduce your romance away to spite you or because said chosen romance is qt as fuck (no one wants to be cucked my moe). You must wrestle for the affection of your chosen romance by either exorcising the inherent slut demon from inside of him with holy p-urity or outslut him at his own game to stay uncucked.
SCANNER
+Wise Idiot
+Purveyor of best porn
+Lovable drunk
- Talks real weird and fruity at times
- Short attention span
-
Romance route: (Only fair you'd help me write my Romance Route)
Rival Route: You've awoken the ire of SCANNER. This nyuggah plays the slow game, like a cultural victory in Civ V. Intends to either build a drunken nonsense cult of idiots in his own image; or mire your image within the lands of /lewd/. Better get out your finest china, your strongest poisons and outclass and outsocialise this filthy barbarian.
Skandi
+
+
+
-
-
-
Mika
+
+
+
-
-
- Depraved
Dotter
+
+
+
-
-
-
No.92458
>>92457
you just wrote about your self and moe!
No.92459
>>92457
what about marsy..
No.92460
>>92457
>+ Adorable, especially when flustered
>+ Quite subby
>+ 5 Star bed and breakfast
Ahaha, no, no and no.
No.92461
>>92458
I need help. I know Moe. Everyone knows Moe.
Biggest slut in /lewd/!
I'm thinking hard too.
I got Tak to help me out though.
>>92459
Added
>>92460
Well, if there are better pros, GIVE ME THEM!
No.92462
>>92455
It's Lilith wine.
That's a demonic figure in all abrahamic religions.
>>92456
I don't have make-up but if I had I totally would.
No.92463
>>92458
I need help. I know Moe. Everyone knows Moe.
Biggest slut in /lewd/!
I'm thinking hard too.
I got Tak to help me out though.
>>92459
Added
>>92460
Well, if there are better pros, GIVE ME THEM!
No.92464
>>92461
oh I bet you know him inside and out~
>>92462
>Lilith (Hebrew: לִילִית Lîlîṯ) is a Hebrew name for a figure in Jewish mythology
UHHHHHHH you're cursed with being a jew
No.92465
>>92462
A QT like you doesn't have any make-up, there's something wrong with this world, I could order some on amazon for you.
No.92466
No.92467
>>92461
He have no pros, stop
No.92468
>>92464
It's also Mesopotamian, Christian and Muslim!
I'm not Jewish, still a radical zionist though.
>>92465
thank you
Nooo thanks
>>92466
Death to America Hamid.
No.92469
>>92467
But that's unfair.
I'm making cons for those who don't have cons too, you know.
No.92470
>>92466
That's going in for a Tokai Con.
No.92471
>>92469
Why not pick interesting people who have actual pros and cons then? Instead of one dimitional characters like Noun and moe
No.92472
>>92454
Good. And you should watch out for those deadly assault stairs.
Take them to court!
No.92473
>>92468
too late you've drunk the kikes wine
you'll notice it slow…. you think of money more often and you'll find your self rubing your hands together to the thought
then your nose will slowly get bigger and bigger
>>92471
I don't know about moe but noun isn't one dimensional at all
No.92474
>>92471
I'm doing EVERYONE when I get the chance, I just need to know people better.
No.92475
>>92473
Ive known Noun for 2 years and never seen him act any different.
Do explain your position.
No.92476
>>92468
but, but, but, you're such a QT and you would look great with some makeup.
No.92477
>>92474
then get to know me because getting judged is hot as fuck
No.92478
water tastes weird after eating your own cum
No.92479
>>92475
known him for a year and he's changed from how he was and is alot more of a cooler person now
No.92480
>>92478
you've still got a cummy throat then
No.92481
>>92472
I forgot the discipline thats all..
>>92473
not much difference then
>>92476
I buy my own things thank anyway
No.92482
No.92483
>>92475
Then help me with this shit!
I think I got most of his pros and cons down now.
Noun
+ Best Boy 2016
+ Party Beast
+ A few strong senpais in a sea full of bakas
- Heavy is the crown one wears
- Party beastin' too hard
-
>>92473
Wolfspider
+
+ Provides for his fellow fam
+ Chill spiderbro
- Dis shitposter creepy yo
- Stubborn as fuck
- You always the bitch in this relationship, better post dat ass
I need another pro! Help!
>>92477
I know, right? And it is sorta a bit of fun. Back when /aneki/ was a thing, people would grade posters. And I would do something interesting with said list. Like 'What sort of RPG class would a poster be?'.
Bard would be a bard, of course.
No.92484
>>92481
Nah, it's the stairs fault, not yours.
No.92485
>>92478
Same with toothpaste, semen just fucks with your taste receptors for a while, since trying to breed with your mouth.
No.92486
>>92485
>trying to breed with your mouth.
That's an interesting way of putting it.
No.92487
>>92486
These pint cans help me color my vocabulary~
As well as my liver.
No.92488
>>92483
I don't think it'll a good idea to ask people you're working on for things for them
ask other people for things for people!
No.92489
>>92481
okay, well, if you ever do get makeup, or borrow a friends, you gotta post pics.
No.92490
>>92487
> inb4 mental image of a baby growing in your stomach and clawing its way out through your windpipe
Okay, time to get dinner!
No.92491
>>92482
Glory to Israel
>>92484
..humm'
>>92489
sure thing!
No.92492
>>92483
>what sort of rpg class would a poster be
you better do that with me as well or ill cry.
im going to take a quick nap and i hope im on that list when i wake up
nini
No.92493
>>92490
I had an image of a tiny deer giving birth inside my mouth
No.92494
>>92492
Magic orientated.
White mage, since eager for attention?
>>92493
>>92490
THIS EXCITES ME!
NEW IDEAS!
NEW PLACES TO LAY MY EGGS!
No.92495
>>92493
….
Okay, whose cum have you been eating?
No.92497
>>92491
stop trying to make me wanna fuck cute black boys you jew!
No.92498
>>92495
only my own, I luckily don't know any tiny deers
No.92499
>>92494
Make me a Paladin please, seeing how I'm the least lewd
No.92500
>>92498
oh but you're such a little deer
No.92501
>>92496
The wine is making my comfy
>>92497
Shoulda been god's chosen you nubian pervert
No.92502
>>92499
As an added bonus, you can detect lewd and smite heathens!
For the great p-urity!
No.92503
>>92501
I'm a p ure spider who don't need no bbp
No.92504
>>92501
Hi master I missed you so much ! Are you ok and a-am I allowed to drink with you since I didn't when you were gone ?
No.92506
EVERYONE IS DRINKING!
I just need 2 more cans in me and I'll be streaming soon.
No.92507
>>92503
I bet you'd suck off obama
>>92504
I'm alrighto now, yeah suure, join in
No.92508
>>92507
why would I when you've already done it!
No.92509
>>92507
Wolfspider has them blowjob lips, best to accomadate El Presidente
No.92510
>>92507
Can I kiss your forehead and tummy and cheeks and other places
No.92512
File: 1453665767298.jpg (386.5 KB, 621x877, 621:877, tumblr_nsqxda5itT1spd0keo2….jpg)

I got way too drunk last night, I slept for about 15 hours today.
No.92513
>>92512
was it a good sleep?
No.92514
>>92512
GUESS WHO IS DRINKING NOW, CUTIE?!
ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER
No.92515
>>92508
I refuse to believe your standards would be that high
>>92509
make that a pro
>>92510
you can, it'd make it better
No.92516
>>92501
oh, what wine, is it good wine, I hate flavorless wine.
No.92517
>>92515
what's my standard then?
No.92518
>>92515
You know I want to make you feel really good master ! I'd kiss your lips then neck and work my way down to your chest and tummy a-and maybe even lower if you let me. Do you want me to drink beer or liquor I have both
No.92519
>>92513
Yeah, I could have slept longer though.
>>92514
I am NOT a cutie, good sir.
No.92521
>>92519
well least it was good, how're you doing anyways, you got much planned for today?
>>92520
(you)
No.92522
>>92515
YES, and then my list is complete!
>>92519
… you are to me. ;w;
Nonsense aside, how be you?
What is your army animus stuff from, btw?
>>92520
I'm a cutie… in an odd, esoteric sense. ._.'
No.92524
>>92522
scanners confirmed 100% cutie
No.92525
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>>92521
Woke up depressed, still am. Nothing new there. No plans for the day, might eat something today. How are you?
>>92522
I'm well enough I suppose. I'm just posting things from an artist called Hetza
No.92526
>>92516
Red french wine! really nice
>>92517
low
>>92518
I'll allow you deary, go for the liquor!
>>92522
What's for me on the list?
No.92527
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>>92523
Wolfspider approved.
>esoteric: intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest.
Ergo, I just proved my point.
>>92526
Need to learn more of you.
And need to be bothered to type in it.
>>92525
Is good. Who knew that military and 2D cute girls go hand in hand?
>>92524
For that, I'm giving you 4 pros.
No.92528
>>92526
I like dry and sweet.
No.92529
>>92527
cute guns is my favourite folder
No.92530
Yay I did it. Time to watch handegg and drink a couple beers and order pizza.
No.92531
>>92529
As it should be mine, but not a coinooursoor
No.92532
>>92529
connoisseur* of cute guns.
No.92533
>>92526
why are you so perfect master ? And It's silver rum and probably coke or orange juice o-or maybe straight shots whichever you want me to. Maybe I could have you make a mess for me to clean later if I'd be so lucky
No.92534
>>92525
I'm pretty well thanks for asking I thought the heating fucked up again since it was cold all day but it's picking up now, what're your plans for eating I got me some chicken dippers and chips here
>>92526
rube I'll have you know I'm after the finest subs around
>>92527
noo just stop being cute then nigger
No.92535
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>>92531
I wasn't either until I started getting Grids' pics
No.92536
>>92530
How much is 99 Herb anyway?
No.92537
>>92534
I think I will be disgusting and have a bacon and grilled cheese sandwich, eventually. For now, brown rice and broccoli
No.92538
>>92537
that's tasty not disgusting
have mushrooms and eggs and sausages too make it a full english!
No.92539
>>92536
I did it the cheapest way possible and it cost me like 200m. I made all the super pots from scratch, then all the extremes, then made those all into overloads. Thank you for the (you) though!
No.92540
>>92527
oh ok
>>92528
this one's sour though.
>>92533
Rum sounds very nice!
maybe maybe
>>92534
tsk
No.92541
Goddamnit, spilt booze all over myself and a little on my bed..
Time to dry and thingy.
No.92542
No.92543
>>92540
oh, sour might be good, I do love some whiskey sour, and margaritas.
No.92544
>>92540
You sound very nice master ! It's pretty cold here I want to snuggle with you in a nice warm blanket and rub our feets together and hold hands while kissing
No.92545
what do I do I'm short of currency to buy my waifu a ring but don't want to end up in a forced marriage with the trader whore
No.92546
No.92547
>>92541
is it good booze or beer, because beer smells awful
>>92545
make your own ring? or a pair for that matter
or buy one of those laboratory made diamonds and put them in a ring
No.92548
No.92549
I should drink wine more often, its way more happy than beer
>>92543
pff
>>92543
It's really nice, especially for the head..
>>92544
I try to be
ohh that sounds lovely
No.92550
In the neon sign
Scrolling up and down
I am born again
No.92551
>>92547
Fosters.
I sprayed room freshener in my bed, I'mma tidy my flat tomorrow and get some Oust on that bitch later.
No.92552
>>92549
I'm glad to see you happy master ! I wish I could make you happy all the time or at the very least feel good
No.92553
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Streaman in half an hour, I'll try and get more booze in me. However, here is some tower themed music!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/scantastic/
Doing this shit on steam cuz it is easier!
No.92554
>>92553
This game is great.
No.92555
>>92554
hi there parururururururururur
how's it going?
No.92557
>>92556
hey there how's it going?
No.92558
>>92556
Bit! I just messaged you on steam, but it's nice to see you in the thread as well!
No.92559
>>92539
Tfw haven't played since Drygores were like 150m
No.92560
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
GONNA CLIMB THE HIGHEST AND BECOME THE RETARD ON THE TOP
>>92554
I know, right?
I love the music on it.
Also thinking of getting that Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc game, I love games like that.
No.92561
Hey, Mr. Rager, Mr. Rager,
Tell me where you're going
Tell us where you're headed
Off on adventure
Mr. Rager, tell me some of your stories
Tell us of your travels
No.92562
>>92556
hello bit!
how is your half lewd today!?
No.92563
>>92560
Danganronpa is good, it's really satisfying to put the pieces together and have people get flustered in the trial things
No.92564
>>92556
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>>92561
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
No.92565
>>92552
a very nice wish, you make the evening sweeter
No.92567
>>92561
how's it going cutie?
No.92568
>>92561
I was waiting on a moment
But the moment never came
All the billion other moments
Were just slipping all away
No.92570
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No.92571
>>92565
It's because I like you very very much master
No.92572
>>92555
I am doing great. What about you?
>>92556
Evening.
No.92573
>>92571
who isn't your master!?
No.92574
reading hailey and toodles spat in the last thread mad me feel physically ill
why do i bother
No.92575
>>92557
Hi hi im doing ok and you?
>>92558
Nice to see you too :)
>>92562
My half lewd? I think normal and you?
>>92564
SCAAAAAAAAAAANNNNERR!
No.92576
>>92560
I do not like Danga.
No.92577
>>92568
Sometimes waiting isn't the right thing to do.
Sometimes you gotta reach out for it.
No.92578
>>92572
I'm really well thank for asking, what're you doing?
>>92575
I'm pretty guddies ta for nose'in, got anything going on?
No.92580
whats a black beetle anyways? a fucking roach?
No.92581
>>92575
>>92566
How be youse?
>>92576
You played it?
What made you not like it?
No.92583
>>92580
there's alot of different kinda beetles, what shape is it?
No.92585
is there any negative to living on a diet consisting soley of guacamole?
No.92586
>>92582
oh is that the new naruto fightan?
how was the others?
No.92587
>>92575
normal my butt!
>>92577
So when it came time to fight
I thought I'll just step aside
And that time would prove you wrong
And that you would be the fool
>>92579
high five!
>>92580
i guess that's why they got me sittin in fucking coach
it's not funny anymore; try different jokes
tell them hug and kiss my ass, x and o
No.92589
>>92588
hey there senti, you going good?
No.92592
>>92571
good good
>>92585
yes
guacamole
No.92593
>>92584
>>92580
Did you ever play Witcher 3?
>>92586
Ye they were pretty good not counting the latest one "Revolution" This one should blow all the others out the water
>>92587
Im sure you would want me to!
No.92594
I'm eating the most disgusting microwavable dinner, this shit has no taste.
Need personal maid/cook asap.
No.92595
>>92581
Always good.
It's in my nature.
How's my scanner?
>>92587
I am the cause to all your problems,
We are never alone.
Coordinate brain and mouth.
Then ask me whats it like to have
Myself so figured out.
I wish I knew.
No.92597
>>92591
hi there how're you?
>>92593
why's that?
>>92594
learn how to cook!
No.92599
>>92594
Just stop eating and die
No.92600
Tfw you will never cook Kyoko dinner.
No.92601
>>92574
Imagine how sick I feel when I have to respond to hailey?
>>92594
That reminds me, there better be a maid school in japan where I can get a "wow gj good maid is you" certificate.
No.92602
>>92600
This is a great feel.
No.92603
>>92593
high five me or want me to my butt?
i'm confused…
>>92585
too little… anything other than fats?
and too much fats?
>>92595
I have no idea what I am talking about
I am trapped in this body and can't get out
>>92600
cute canon!
No.92604
>tfw bit gave me a (you)
so nice
No.92605
>>92596
oh hi taki
>>92597
eh
fine
No.92606
>>92573
You
>>92592
I really really want to kiss your tummy and feets
No.92607
>>92603
We're concentrating on falling apart
We were contenders, We're throwing the fight.
I just wanna believe.
>>92602
oh hi dotts
>>92605
welcome back to lewd
party central
No.92608
>>92549
I'm sorry I like girly drinks, they are delicious.
No.92609
>>92605
good, sorry I removed you since you don't really talk
No.92610
Change of plan, fightan posters on 100% Orange Juice.
This is a smarter idea!
No.92611
>>92597
Well its only on pc/ps4/xbone this time and a new engine that was built on the PC as the base and ported to consoles. Just a lot of new things added
>>92598
What am I looking at?
>>92600
Feels gud
>>92603
A pervert like you would want both!
>>92604
I will always give you a (you) now hurry up and get 99 summoning
No.92612
its time to sleep so I can wagecuck another day
even tho id rather fall asleep in my partners hands
sigh gn lewdies
No.92613
>>92611
Was gonna stream Towerclimb drunk, but then I had a better idea and gonna play 100% Orange Juice
No.92614
>>92612
Goodnight, Toodles. Have a good sleep.
No.92615
>>92607
party party party
>>92609
oh, that's fine
No.92616
>>92606
eh? why?!
>>92607
Alls my life I has to fight, nigga
Alls my life I…
Hard times like, "God!"
Bad trips like, "Yea!"
Nazareth, I'm fucked up
Homie you fucked up
But if God got us
Then we gon' be alright
>>92611
i am not a pervert! i think!
No.92617
>>92616
Because I am tokais
No.92618
>>92611
eh alright, not sure how I'd trust that
>>92615
why's that?
No.92619
>>92616
Daisies please
I'm trying to get emotional with you, here.
>>92615
party until the sun comes up
then keep going
No.92620
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No.92621
>>92603
im eating less than 1000 calories so ill be losing weight
No.92622
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Who plays 100% Orange JEWS?
No.92623
>>92617
you're tokai's master!? i'm confused
>>92619
And all of the angels, they'd sell off your soul
For a set of new wings and anything gold
They remember the people they loved, their old friends
And I've seen through 'em all
Seen through 'em all
And seen through most everything
All the people you knew were the actors
All the people you knew were the actors
>>92621
eat veggies and run then! or at least eat veggies..
No.92624
>>92618
I just might not talk much
so if that's a problem you can remove me, I don't mind
>>92619
party all the time
No.92625
>>92624
you just uninterested is all
No.92626
>>92623
w-what ?! no ! unless he wants me to be a top sometimes which I am ok with hint hint
No.92627
>>92623
>>92623
some people would say that avocado is a veggie :)
No.92628
>>92613
Oh
>>92616
I think you might be one
>>92618
What do you mean?
No.92629
>>92625
Understandable. I'm not very interesting.
No.92630
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>>92628
I will do later. Just got bored trying to sort things out. ;w;
No.92631
>>92626
oooh! so you do feel butt plundering urges very, very occasionally
good on you!
>>92627
yes, but it's a fattening one! and sounds sort of varietyless…
also different vitamins!
>>92628
well, a little, but not too terribly perverted!
No.92632
Who here has 10% Orange Juice and would like to play with up?
No.92633
>>92628
well the pc version will be good maybe but the console ports are going to be eh
>>92629
sorry I meant you don't in me
No.92635
>>92623
I am heaven sent
Don't you dare forget
I am all you've ever wanted
What all the other boys all promised
>>92624
party yourself right into a coma
No.92636
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Changed my mind again, short attention span. ;w;
No.92637
>>92635
Take 'em all for the sense of happiness
That comes from hurting deep down inside
Or you can add it up and give a shit, give a shit
Go to the family doctor
It's all worth it
And it's all, all wrong, and it's all, all gone
Or you can add it up and give a shit, give a shit
I'm on the corner of this and this and this and this
All, all wrong, and it's all, all gone
No.92638
No.92639
Anyone want to blow things up in
Insurgency
Post last edited at
No.92640
>>92630
If you do it tonight I might watch
>>92631
Might be more than me tbh
>>92633
Oh yea true but they love the PS4 so im sure it will be ok
No.92643
>>92640
you're not perverted at all, so i'm fine with that!
No.92646
>>92644
oh you didn't have an interest in me at all? sorry to bother you then
No.92647
>>92643
Hehe..oh yes you're right! Silly me
No.92648
drunk scanner stream
I heard him pee in the background
No.92649
>>92647
well, everyone wants to stick it up your butt, and you turn them down!
are you telling me you're a pervert who likes to stick things in butts?!
No.92650
>>92649
Well maybe because im going after someone and no! I think…do you! You undercover pervert
No.92651
>>92650
who are you going after! tell us!
no wonder you've been so cute!
and i am not an undercover pervert, i am the sluttyst out of all of you in real life!
No.92652
>>92651
I WILL NEVER TELL!
No.92653
>>92651
> i am the sluttyst out of all of you in real life!
No.92654
sorry for the holdup I was walking the dog!
>>92606
heh you have a feet thing?
>>92608
Its alright silly, I like chocolate too
No.92655
>>92652
tell tell tell…
>>92653
p.urest!
No.92657
No.92659
>>92654
y-yes don't bully and I missed you
No.92660
>>92646
oh wait, no, I misunderstood you. I still thought you were talking about me. sorry.
>>92635
party til you die
No.92662
>>92660
no no, I couldn't tell if you were interesting or not since you didn't really say or talk much so I assumed you just weren't interested in me
No.92663
>>92659
No worries I won't.
You can have the feet though, I don't mind
No.92664
Iiiii liiiiiike cutieeeees but they dooooont liiiiike meeeeeee
No.92665
>>92663
Would you let me crawl under the blankets and suck on you toes
No.92666
>>92664
well it happens, I know this feeling too
No.92667
>>92661
calling you cute is bullying?
No.92668
>>92664
like like or like?
>>92665
Yeeh that sounds comfy
No.92669
>>92668
Would you let me kiss your feets then legs and then something inbetween your legs
No.92670
>>92648
Is my mic that good?
God damn.
Plus.
>Take a sippy sip
>Get killed by a stray spark of lava
No.92671
>>92667
..Well not that but.. I dont know!! I guess not..
No.92672
>>92671
what's going on here
No.92673
>>92672
flat chests are best chests, that's what's going on
No.92676
>>92671
bit is cute when he is going after someone!
>>92675
>>92673
flat chests flat chests
No.92677
No.92678
>>92675
closer to the heart
No.92679
>>92672
Just Ougi things
>>92673
False!
>>92676
Dont let me slap your tongue!
No.92680
>>92664
ooooooohhhh loooorrrd, kuuum byeeee ahhh
No.92681
No.92682
>>92676
Nothing wrong with that.
>>92678
can I listen to your heart beat?
No.92683
>>92674
Do you want me to or are you just letting me ~
No.92684
>>92682
how'd you even twist it into something like that
No.92685
>>92684
I didn't twist anything.
No.92686
>>92677
oh but its very difficult for cuties to like like
>>92683
..want to
No.92687
>>92679
let me tongueslap you then!
>>92682
nothing wrong with that, it's best
No.92688
>>92687
It's good you already agree, I didn't want to go looking for my powerpoint on why flat is best.
No.92690
>>92686
Tell me what you want
No.92692
What do I do now?
I got 4 pint cans left and an excitable can do attitude.
No.92693
>>92681
Faaalse!!
>>92687
Nope nope only I get to slap you
No.92695
>>92692
down the last four.
ASAP.
No.92696
No.92697
>>92690
..want for you to hm ..kiss from bottom to top
>>92692
drinkin'
No.92698
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>>92696
Hmph you stay with your small and I shall stay with my big!
No.92699
>>92688
chest five!
>>92693
do it gently please!
No.92700
No.92701
ORCHESTRAL RENAI CIRCULATION IS GOOD
No.92702
>>92697
>>92695
Yes sir.
On it sir.
>>92694
Trying to share the song to share with so I can make the planecrash I'm in control in, cool
No.92703
>>92697
I'd love to kiss it all over a-and maybe even lick the top while rubbing it with my warm, soft hands. w-we can do this in private if you don't want to do it here
No.92704
>>92702
Good job!
>>92703
yaes that
No.92705
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
OH IT BEGINS!
THIS JAZZ STANDS NO MORE
WE ELECTRIC NOW
No.92706
>>92704
>You came on the second that was posted
naughty naughty ~
No.92707
>>92699
It has to be fast and hard
>>92700
cant grope flat
>>92702
what the fug
No.92708
>>92707
>can't grope flat
But that's wrong.
No.92709
>>92707
My god everyone posts so slow, I NEED FUN AND GUNS RIGHT NOW!
No.92710
>>92708
Lolis are for protecting!
>>92709
I was eating, check your butt
No.92711
>>92710
It's a niche interest, but flat is best.
No.92712
Hey guys, what's going on?
No.92713
>>92707
can so
I can pinch and lick and bit flat!
No.92714
>>92712
It's nice to see you is what's going on. Hello Dotter.
No.92715
>>92712
talking with cutes, you?
No.92716
>>92714
D'awww. How are you doing, Micchy?
I should have made an effort to actually talk to you on steam today rather than being lazy.
No.92717
>>92711
Im gonna have to say your opinion is wrong! Now we fight to the death
>>92712
War
>>92713
Its not da same!
No.92718
>>92715
I was playing Warframe with murricans.
No.92719
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>>92717
Who's at war, though?
No.92720
>>92719
Im not sure myself!
No.92721
>>92720
What if we end up in the middle of a warzone without realising it?
No.92722
>>92717
say that to my dick and see what happens
>>92718
how was it?
No.92723
>>92712
DOTTER!
>>92717
can't we just have a calm discussion instead?
No.92724
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>>92710
Checked my butt and had a cig, realized I need night shift work.
No.92725
>>92722
It was okay. I didn't really get anything new out of it, but I ranked up some equipment which is always good.
>>92723
TAAAAAAK!
No.92726
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Where do I even find these songs?
No.92727
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>>92723
Need calm conversation?
I can hook you up.
I have the ends that justify your means.
No.92728
>>92721
We accept and march on!
>>92722
I would rather not you pervert!
>>92723
Hmm ok
>>92724
That made me laugh
No.92729
>>92728
I don't want to live in the middle of a damn warzone, though.
No.92730
does doing orchestral music covers automatically make shit better holy fuck all of this is so good god damn
No.92731
>>92725
Good to see you.
>>92727
What do you have?
Hit me.
>>92728
It's all just opinions, you know?
No.92732
>>92730
Yep. Everything is better when played by an orchestra.
>>92731
You too, mate.
No.92733
>>92729
Put on your helmet and crawl!!
>>92731
I would..agree
No.92734
>>92725
that's something though, you got fun out of it
>>92728
well then I'll my self then!
No.92735
>>92732
how are you feeling today?
No.92736
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>>92734
This is true!
>>92735
Pretty good, thanks. How about you?
No.92737
should I listen to 2hu, or a broadcast station while going up a mountain to fight a dragon
No.92738
>>92728
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
>>92731
I need work, night shift work, looking for that and writing a cover letter drunk. I don't give two shits right now, just so damn pumped up now.
But enough about me, what about you?
No.92739
No.92740
>>92737
2hu!
>>92739
I'm the truest there is.
No.92741
No.92742
>>92736
Weird.
Always so weird.
No.92744
>>92743
DRINK EVERYTHING AND GO TO SLEEP
No.92747
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No.92748
>>92745
Why? Got something for me?
>>92746
It is that very expression is why I drink tonight.
No.92749
>>92747
Oo that is a spider face, im so slow
>>92748
Hmm I dont think so, want anything?
No.92750
>>92749
it's a badly drawn one
No.92751
>>92749
Can't seem to focus on what I want.
I wanted to do a funny stream, but my shit organisation skills meant I only got Brat to watch me.
So whaT I think I want is to shitpost and drink, and let god sort it out; with a terrible hangover.
I need something, but I don't know what. It puzzles me.
No.92752
>>92751
Shitpost and drink sounds guud
No.92754
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>>92752
IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR 3 HOURS~
No.92755
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No.92756
I might broadcast Black Ops 3.
No.92757
>>92756
3 black cocks at once? that's alot to take in!
No.92758
>>92756
DO IT, FAGGOT!
I actually never seen the game!
It better be good, I wanna know what I'm missing!
No.92759
>>92754
Well keep it up!!!
>>92755
>>92756
Stream sum rs :^)
No.92761
>>92758
Well you would have to have me on steamy because twitch is too hardware intensive.
No.92762
>>92761
What is your Steam, dumpling?
I NEED TO BITE SOMETHING
No.92764
>>92762
You should be smart enough to figure it out~
No.92765
>>92763
I kind of want to check out that anime now. Where's it from?
No.92766
>>92764
hey I can't seem to add you, do you have me blocked or something?
it's fine if so, would just like to know
No.92767
>>92764
Well fuck you, if I need a decoder ring in my head to find out your stream you can go fuck yourself.
No.92768
>>92764
>>92764
I may have deleted you as well, I can't remember shit.
No.92769
>>92765
seitokai yakuindomo
No.92770
>>92764
*hovers over your name*
Oh…
right..
No.92771
>>92769
oh hey that's that show that's notorious for dick jokes or something right
No.92772
>>92766
I don't have you blocked silly.
No.92773
>>92769
Thanks!
Ok, bedtime for me.
No.92774
>>92772
You don't have me blocked ?
No.92775
>>92771
ye ye!
>>92773
Goodnight!
No.92776
>>92774
I deleted you cuz we don't talk.
However, I hope that Ogre Magi club is doing more shit than I can ever do.
No.92777
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No.92779
>>92773
naughty nighties dottordy
No.92780
>>92778
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
No.92781
>>92780
My penis is 7" long.
No.92782
>>92777
Giltch where you either have a pending friend request or steam thinks you have one. Block the person your adding then unblock and try to add.
No.92783
>>92780
I WANT TO BUY YOU A GAME TO COVER GREY GOO THAT YOU GOT ME, BUT KEEP THINKING 'YEAH, I WANNA BUY BOOZE AND MAYBE PENNY ACID' LATER
No.92784
>>92781
good to know!
>>92782
lets see if that helps, thanks!
No.92785
>>92782
that worked, thank you
No.92786
>>92785
OR I can tell you something else that you don't know.
French people taste the best, cannibal wise, and that palms of hands are the best to eat.
OR that ecstasy is over-rated, or that penguins have webbed feet because they need to travel through snow and water effieciently. Snowshoes and flippers.
No.92787
>>92786
did you read that one book that cannibal made in prison?
No.92788
I KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW AND IT DIDN'T DO SHIT!
The things that you know don't do shit, it is the things that you did build a tangible… thing.
I wanna do more things that I know. ;w;
I probably did more things, but don't know it yet. T^T
>>92787
No, but I did read the ramen recipes from prison inmates.
Pass us a link.
No.92789
Can I make a thread?
PRETTY PLEASE?!
No.92790
I want to shoot scanner out of a cannon
No.92791
No.92792
>cumming together with master
No.92795
>>92789
someone do it at least
No.92797
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
im back in the comfort of my lonely, dry home
hello everyone
No.92798