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File: 1453735492406.jpg (162.81 KB, 960x1079, 960:1079, kyokoeating.jpg)

 No.93936

why haven't we had sex yet edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VIQMGbZRY

 No.93939

File: 1453735656513.png (958.96 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S2….png)


 No.93940

>>93935

neeeeeeeeerd


 No.93941

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>>93935

I just woke up we should drink together more often master

I have more left if you want to today


 No.93942

File: 1453735747243.jpg (121.19 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1443326083846.jpg)

>>93930

Yes!

>>93932

I remember you saying it has multiplayer and youre the expert on it so you have to tell me!

>>93938

shouldnt have been born as a jew


 No.93943

File: 1453735883899.jpg (12.08 KB, 206x244, 103:122, schrodinger(23).jpg)

My internet keeps crashing :(


 No.93944

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>>93940

pffuh

>>93941

Have a nice breakfast,

no noo no drinking on monday


 No.93945

File: 1453735897641.png (378.34 KB, 500x750, 2:3, c216f823f6ad64edf2d6a45c2d….png)

>>93934

Nice, Well enjoy your temporary Neetdom then and have a nice relaxing day for a change <3

As for me yeah, its quite strange, though I can feel the tiredness slowly building, but I can hold out for a while longer and get my 2nd wind.

>>93935

If I can reach 11pm to midnight then I'll be heading then.

How about you?

>>93942

Really? I thought true love couldn't be contained :3


 No.93946

File: 1453735950879.jpg (13.84 KB, 220x229, 220:229, images(15).jpg)

>>93942

I cant choose that stuff, stop being a bully


 No.93947

>>93942

I think it is split screen, not sure, I'll have a look


 No.93948

File: 1453736038556.png (851.29 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1446903369365.png)

>>93944

I want you for breakfast master


 No.93949

>>93944

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD


 No.93950

>>93942

Sorry, iti s only local multiplayer.


 No.93951

File: 1453736315744.png (814.41 KB, 720x720, 1:1, sk1426890959781.png)

>>93945

Well, now that I think about it I should probably take some time to improve my Spanish a bit, or write some more. Or watch Yuru Yuri. So yeah, relaxing in any case!

As long as you've got the energy, it's not really a problem, right? Though having a normal sleep schedule is kinda convenient.


 No.93952

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>>93943

HEY G!

PC parts seems to be all alright but Im getting bluescreens after some time of useage.


 No.93953

File: 1453736556540.jpg (105.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.25.jpg)

>>93945

I'll try that too but it'll probably be twelve

>>93948

ohh..

>>93949

dumbo


 No.93954

File: 1453736641242.jpg (18.77 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 902278-24__schrosmiling.jpg)

>>93952

maybe the fans :3


 No.93956

File: 1453736691121.gif (1.09 MB, 500x417, 500:417, 1445111673685.gif)

>>93953

Well I need my protein and getting it right from the source would be nice wouldn't it master ?


 No.93957

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>>93951

I have the energy just imagine me with caffeine in my diet, I could go for days though I'm doing my best without it.

If I can get a good 8 hours sleep from midnight I'd be happy, just don't want to resort to sleeping tablets to get a longer sleep.

>>93953

Its tough going thats for sure, i'm on 13 hours awake now, but if I can reach 11pm./12 midnight then go, I should hopefully have it back into normal hours again.

>>93952

G's right could be overheating somewhere.


 No.93958

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>>93945

We can try at least..right?

>>93946

I'm german,I have to bully every jew I see..its in my blood,nothing I can do about it ;__;

>>93950

>>93947

Literally getting my hopes up and then crushing it,thank you a lot </3


 No.93959

>>93953

ur a humbo


 No.93960

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>>93958

Do you think if I could choose I would still choose to be here?

>>93957

the case fans weren't fitting with his motherboard so he's with no fans for a bit.


 No.93961

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>>93954

No all working.

I think it has something to do with my windows updates.

In bottom right cornser it tells me new updates are available but he is not downloading any.

Also when I search them with the function its not finding anything.


 No.93962

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>>93960

Oh I got new fans by now.


 No.93963

>>93958

Awww, you can't stay mad at me, could you?

I could always ship myself in a box to you, and we can play together that way. ;w;


 No.93964

File: 1453736978149.jpg (80.11 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 807078.jpg)

>>93962

>>93961

Oh yay ^^

Then the bluescreen should tell you what's the problem :3


 No.93965

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>>93964

Wait, are you that cat that one time came to a HG thread?


 No.93966

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>>93956

Well I suppose..

But I'll be busy with stuff!

>>93957

I hope for you too.

try to be extra sleepy so you don't lay too much

>>93959

bluh


 No.93967

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>>93965

I was on HG for a thread or two I think.


 No.93968

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>>93958

I don't offer up love willy nilly~

>>93961

Check for hidden updates Akarin <3

Also check what updates installed recently and see if there were any errors.

>>93965

Isn't that Cato?

>>93966

I'm hoping to be fairly tired, I do have sleeping tablets if I can't though so theres always those, though after 24 hours or around that amount of time I should be able to sleep ok without them.


 No.93969

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>>93966

Am I allowed to think of you while touching myself ?


 No.93970

>>93966

tumblro


 No.93971

File: 1453737611212.png (401.82 KB, 600x895, 120:179, 9bdf56bf3bff292d3a9f94ca11….png)

>>93960

A-at least you got a wall to keep those sandniggers out,we in germany dont have that ;__;

>>93963

I'm not mad..I'm just sad…

W-would you really?

>>93968

Oh,guess I have to find love somewhere else.


 No.93972

File: 1453737631917.jpg (371.86 KB, 1970x2952, 985:1476, yuixkyoko2.jpg)

>tfw no yui poster


 No.93973

File: 1453737838168.jpg (102.67 KB, 736x1040, 46:65, 1.24.jpg)

>>93968

Ohh that's nice, have some nice tea as well!

>>93969

tsk tsk, fine'

>>93970

I dont have tumblr


 No.93974

>>93971

Sure, I hear the economy in Germany is pretty cool; if the booze is cheap and the food is good I'd even live there.


 No.93975

File: 1453737893987.jpg (116.11 KB, 913x713, 913:713, 1446987969757.jpg)

>>93973

thank you so much master you're the best


 No.93976

File: 1453737910057.gif (598.99 KB, 301x225, 301:225, 1453508965155.gif)


 No.93977

>>93973

you've a butt though

>>93976

hi there


 No.93978

File: 1453737980382.jpeg (171.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 6b1c377ab50684ee92e79ef0a….jpeg)


 No.93979

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>>93968

No, Cato goes to legion.

>>93967

I remember you.


 No.93980

File: 1453738048917.png (701.55 KB, 848x1000, 106:125, 1451516913509.png)


 No.93981

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>>93980

how's it going?


 No.93982

File: 1453738123058.jpg (3.41 MB, 2131x2954, 2131:2954, 1.12.jpg)

imma play bbl

>>93975

yeah yeah, have a good one

>>93977

yes


 No.93983

File: 1453738184620.jpg (685.02 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 17ba1ee9e3ef99d1f343797396….jpg)

>>93973

I have had about 30 cups of tea from last night already :3

>>93979

Ah, I haven't spoken to him in a while, must check up on him at some point~

>>93982

Catch you later Tokai <3


 No.93984

>>93981

hungover, you?


 No.93985

>>93982

well let's remove it!

>>93984

lovely wonderful

I chatted up this cuteboy cocksleeve and he's coming over for a week of me fucking his little mind out!


 No.93986

>>93984

Likewise, we better chill to the max while we recover.

Listening to Sleepycabin whilst BoI Afterbirth.

Tbh, instead of Chinese, I really wanna order like… a load of cakes.


 No.93987

File: 1453738382861.jpg (41.21 KB, 300x600, 1:2, 1877895.jpg)

>>93983

He's doing well, just been busy.


 No.93988

File: 1453738453902.jpg (7.78 KB, 192x262, 96:131, schrodinger(24).jpg)

>>93979

my memory is bad so.. :3

>>93971

Haha :3

At least Benjamin took care of a wall.

(you know there are concentration camps for blacks refugees and a special jail in the west bank that has only arabs inside of it kek)


 No.93989

File: 1453738481249.png (882.45 KB, 1425x1125, 19:15, 681a2ca475a5c553a3444773b5….png)

>>93987

Yeah last time we talked he was doing a lot of research.


 No.93990

File: 1453738606880.jpg (60.34 KB, 397x600, 397:600, 1674308.jpg)

>>93989

That was all for nothing.

>>93988

I miss you.


 No.93991

File: 1453738672969.jpg (70.52 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1450839551892.jpg)


 No.93992

File: 1453738701268.jpg (5.73 KB, 301x168, 43:24, images(4)_1.jpg)

>>93990

In the HG?


 No.93993

File: 1453738757537.jpg (276.38 KB, 900x545, 180:109, 1344596410086.jpg)

YEY IT FINALAY FOUND 165 UPDATED!


 No.93994

File: 1453738786847.jpg (872.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_24012016_202003.jpg)

I missed you G


 No.93995

Scratch that, what would be better?

Nachos Pizza with a Clockwork Orange milkshake.

Milkshake made with Terry's Chocolate Orange… or I could go for something more chocolatey and bready… fucking hangover meals, mang.

Oh, and I fucking love Stamper

>You ever seen C4 in your life? Where the fuck do you get C4 from? I can guarantee you that I can get you a POUND of heroin in 20 minutes. I GUARANTEE THAT HEROIN IS MORE EXPENSIVE! C4 is a myth!


 No.93996

File: 1453738865763.jpg (48.23 KB, 600x446, 300:223, 1164599.jpg)

>>93992

Yep, though I won't force you to return.


 No.93997

>>93995

gimme Terry's white Chocolate Orange


 No.93998

File: 1453738948614.jpg (94.53 KB, 600x604, 150:151, e84c807c43ee5228e06c42b2b3….jpg)

>>93990

Oh, that's a shame. He was working hard then too, and was all excited.

>>93993

I'm happy for you <3


 No.93999

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>>93998

I have to go.


 No.94000

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>>93999

Ok Parsee see you later <3


 No.94001

File: 1453739148637.gif (553.04 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 1447433419286.gif)

>>93974

You get a bottle of vodka for around 10 bucks

and im in germany so its the best country in the world,obviously.

>>93988

I wish we had those camps ;__;

>>93972

yui is best yuri


 No.94002


 No.94003

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.94004

File: 1453739276349.jpg (151.52 KB, 783x747, 87:83, 6f95eeae09614df1da5e28fb54….jpg)

>>94003

Nice Gropy <3


 No.94005

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.94006

File: 1453739581764.png (13.24 KB, 115x181, 115:181, 1303642125141.png)

Some 2 year old called me dad all day today, it was weird as fuck


 No.94007

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>>94006

Aww thats cute <3


 No.94008

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>>93996

Alright :3

>>93994

Set ^~^

>>94001

ok :3

>>94006

Kek


 No.94009

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.94010

>>94006

it wouldn't be weird if he called you mommy though


 No.94011

>>94006

Gropy for Best Dad.

>>93997

>White chocolate

YOU'RE A FUCKEN PUSSY

>>94001

Plus my mum would be so mad, she distrusts Germany.

WOuld totes learn the language just to wind her up even more.


 No.94012

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

..


 No.94013

>>94011

you're having a laughs here mate, white is superior to nigger chocolate like you take


 No.94015

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

./';][


 No.94016

File: 1453740749578.jpg (19.63 KB, 538x268, 269:134, nerds.JPG)

>Checking toppings for milkshakes.

>One of the toppings are called nerds

>tempted to get it

>>94013

White chocolate is for babbys


 No.94017

File: 1453740985305.png (1.54 MB, 1223x1563, 1223:1563, 25719c8ef1cd438c02c2281a65….png)

>>94016

I think if I remember correctly nerds are sour though I could be wrong :3


 No.94018

>>94016

you're a faglord


 No.94019

File: 1453741226693.png (837 KB, 1419x782, 1419:782, ClipboardImage.png)

How do I make gifs and pics smaller?


 No.94020

>>94019

Photoshop

Lower the quality or size, or use other kind of rendering.


 No.94021

File: 1453741368380.gif (88.7 KB, 100x100, 1:1, schrodinger.gif)

>>94020

Then I'll render it again :3

thanks gropy


 No.94022

>>94021

I mean like, theres options when you make a gif to make it use a mode where the background of each picture blends witheach if its the same color, that makes it alot smaller.


 No.94023

File: 1453741524341.jpg (80.11 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 807078.jpg)

>>94022

Alright,I'll try that


 No.94024

File: 1453741696677.png (786.49 KB, 825x1122, 25:34, 1452133925273.png)

>>94022

Hey Gropy


 No.94025

>>94023

Why do you want it to be smaller?

>>94024

hi


 No.94026

>>94019

Get a program called honeyview G you can convert them to make them smaller <3


 No.94027

File: 1453741842197.png (241.06 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 0.00.png)

>>94025

my internet crashes when I try to upload it here :3

every pic is 2-3.3MB and there are some gifs that are pretty large as well..


 No.94028

File: 1453741872737.jpg (9.37 KB, 299x168, 299:168, images(18).jpg)

>>94026

Alright.

smaller resolution?


 No.94029

File: 1453741887352.jpg (96.62 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1451419622519.jpg)

>>94025

t-thanks


 No.94030

>>94028

Yeah you can quickly convert it down in quality, size etc


 No.94031

File: 1453741964397.jpg (8.62 KB, 259x194, 259:194, schrodinger(16).jpg)

>>94030

Alright.

thanks ^^


 No.94032


 No.94033

File: 1453742274221.jpg (11.45 KB, 331x152, 331:152, schrodinger(30).jpg)

>>94032

Yay ^~^

Does it render it as well?


 No.94034

File: 1453742348403.jpg (9.37 KB, 299x168, 299:168, images(18).jpg)

>>94032

Yay

Does it take care and render the gif/pic as well or I have to do that myself?


 No.94035

File: 1453742514528.jpg (112.98 KB, 660x900, 11:15, 74fed32303ac72790c7680aba1….jpg)

>>94034

I don't think it does gifs, but it'll just convert an image no problem.


 No.94036

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>>94035

Gifs don't work in there :3

Then i'll render the gifs and hope that'll work.


 No.94037

>>94017

I got a nacho pizza, WITH BACON 8F

And fuck have you heard of the new Sleepycast eps?

>Chris on Second Life as a female version of Tails.


 No.94038

File: 1453742685726.png (1 MB, 1274x720, 637:360, Honeyview_Pic 2.png)

Lets see if it works :3


 No.94039

File: 1453742885902.png (1.06 MB, 1188x720, 33:20, Honeyview_Screenshot_52.png)

It works!!

>>94035

Thanks


 No.94040

File: 1453742990474.png (100.33 KB, 300x287, 300:287, 660.png)

Hey guys.


 No.94041

File: 1453742998101.jpg (564.1 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 98ee1e8bd4621782f9752d3863….jpg)

>>94037

Very nice, I'll check out the sleepycast, starting to get the tiredness kicking in big time.

>>94038

>>94039

Yep working well, its what I use for my images. Comes in handy If I get an image that I want to just reduce in quality enough to be able to post it.

No worries <3


 No.94042

File: 1453743035632.png (648.5 KB, 723x720, 241:240, Honeyview_Screenshot_49.png)

>>94040

Hey :3

>>94041

Thanks ^^


 No.94043

File: 1453743069612.jpg (357.79 KB, 707x800, 707:800, 481210c688cd748a95c7e416fd….jpg)

>>94040

Hey Dotty <3

Hows you?


 No.94044

File: 1453743154585.png (87.88 KB, 320x346, 160:173, 158.png)

>>94042

Heyyy. Haven't seen you in a while, how's it going?

>>94043

I'm alright. And you? <3


 No.94045

File: 1453743155945.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.61 MB, 480x270, 16:9, obc1wZu.jpg)

>when people say the like asian chicks


 No.94046

File: 1453743200575.png (504.46 KB, 586x720, 293:360, Honeyview_Screenshot_27.png)

>>94044

I am good :3


 No.94047

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>>94044

Fading fast, been up from just after 12am, just pushing through the tiredness..


 No.94048

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 No.94049

>>94040

dotters a dot


 No.94050

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>94048

fucking gooks am I right?


 No.94051

File: 1453743362726.png (72.77 KB, 300x311, 300:311, 383.png)

>>94046

Good stuff.

>>94047

You should fix your sleeping pattern again.

>>94049

wolfspider's a wol…nah


 No.94052

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>>94050

Where would my avatar folders be without them, though?


 No.94053

>>94051

o-oh….


 No.94054

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>>94052

Imagine if anime didnt exist, maybe you would be normal


 No.94055

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>>94045

>>94051

That's if I can stay awake though, at least another 6 hours..


 No.94056

File: 1453743571033.jpg (226.72 KB, 600x420, 10:7, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)

>>94054

I was bi before I seen any anime, that theory is flawed :3


 No.94057

File: 1453743611497.png (92.59 KB, 300x322, 150:161, 441-1.png)

>>94053

Sorry.

>>94054

Nah.

You'd have to do away with furry porn too.

>>94055

It must be caffeine time!


 No.94058

>>94057

no you've hurt my feelings


 No.94059

>>94058

I apologised for that, though!


 No.94060

File: 1453743708377.jpg (26.5 KB, 215x365, 43:73, 1444193783044.jpg)

If you don't mind, why don't you mind?

Where is your sense of indignation.

You are too kind, much too kind.

Where is the madness that you promised me?

Where is the dream for which I paid dearly?


 No.94061

>>94059

nope! your apologies end where my feelings begin


 No.94062

File: 1453743790910.jpg (222.89 KB, 669x999, 223:333, 3260231a2ef8b36e7597754d29….jpg)

>>94057

I cut caffeine out of my diet though, it can trigger me into hyperactive..


 No.94063

File: 1453743849988.png (97.19 KB, 300x384, 25:32, 728.png)

>>94061

Okay. That's all the effort I'm putting in to fixing your hurt feelings, though.

>>94062

No caffeine or alcohol?

Gawd. You'll be taking a vow of abstinence next.


 No.94064

>>94063

donate to my patron shitlord!


 No.94065

File: 1453743954008.png (40.65 KB, 356x200, 89:50, 174.png)

>>94064

Why should I?


 No.94066

File: 1453743956813.png (308.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, b0b87db4a273d30ffc33cc2fc6….png)

>>94063

No chance of that, I have to have something. I'm not becoming some kind of monk


 No.94067

File: 1453743998486.jpg (47.59 KB, 348x348, 1:1, micchy.jpg)

*yawn*

How are you cuties doing?


 No.94068

>>94065

because ur a cisscum poo poo head


 No.94069

File: 1453744048812.png (113.68 KB, 300x371, 300:371, 528.png)

>>94066

I dunno. You seem to be cutting out all the vices there.

>>94067

I'm alright, how about you?

>>94068

Wow, rude.


 No.94070

File: 1453744237395.jpg (168.45 KB, 1725x1319, 1725:1319, 27329bd2273831a04fe338a05e….jpg)

>>94067

Hey Micchy <3

Tired and sore hows you?

>>94069

Well I ain't cutting out every pleasure, just things that mess with my bipolar. Fortunately I have a high sex drive which gets fed even more with my manic phases so there's no chance of me ever giving that up.


 No.94071

>>94069

muh feelings!


 No.94072

File: 1453744443409.png (104.39 KB, 300x357, 100:119, 592.png)

>>94070

Good. We all need some pleasures.

>>94071

What about 'em?


 No.94073

File: 1453744480137.png (196.09 KB, 559x916, 559:916, micchydistraught.png)

>>94069

I'm alright. I really should have gotten up at 11am when I felt refreshed but I went back to sleep and had a nightmare and then I woke up tired.

>>94070

See above. Why are you sore? What happened?


 No.94074

File: 1453744505197.png (109.52 KB, 300x413, 300:413, 499-1.png)

>>94073

Aww. That sucks.


 No.94075

File: 1453744613581.png (365.48 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 7694c9d4cad67ad8234403048e….png)

>>94072

Well pleasure of the flesh is one that I'll never give up.

>>94073

Just tiredness, but my back and ribs are giving me trouble. That and I decided yesterday to do a 2 hour stint with some toys and its tired my body out.


 No.94076

>>94072

kiss them better!


 No.94077

File: 1453744708464.png (98.69 KB, 300x335, 60:67, 465.png)


 No.94078

>>94075

Do you know why your back and ribs are giving you trouble? What toys?


 No.94079

>>94077

mean!


 No.94080

File: 1453744921881.png (610.66 KB, 773x1000, 773:1000, 82292aca7c653ed5ea0df9524d….png)

>>94078

Yeah my back and ribs are still healing from when I had my "fall" the night after christmas

But the toys I used were starting with a plug, then moving onto vibe and onahole at the same time


 No.94081

File: 1453745074768.jpg (68 KB, 362x279, 362:279, blush.jpg)

>>94080

Very lewd and cute ;3


 No.94082

>>94081

I removed you since you weren't interested in talking with me!


 No.94083

File: 1453745256606.png (512.57 KB, 490x450, 49:45, micchyincolor.png)

>>94082

please don't drama post.


 No.94084

File: 1453745335371.png (112.19 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 480.png)

>>94082

Good job I didn't add you, then.


 No.94085

>>94083

it's not drama, just saying why I removed you if you cared that is

>>94084

you didn't want to anyways


 No.94086

File: 1453745622412.jpg (810.89 KB, 2000x1200, 5:3, 6d9ea3f24656d765ad10b88183….jpg)


 No.94087

File: 1453745817319.png (66.15 KB, 500x453, 500:453, ccaccca.png)

Who will mourn the passing of my heart

Will its little droppings climb the pop chart

Who'll take its ashes and,

singing, fling them from the top of the Brill Building

And life goes on, and dawn, and dawn

and death goes on, world without end and you're

not my friend


 No.94088

File: 1453745875925.jpg (78.06 KB, 460x664, 115:166, 1411102249134.jpg)


 No.94089

>>94086

megi~


 No.94090

File: 1453746092428.png (91.34 KB, 300x367, 300:367, 398.png)

>>94086

Have you seen one of those Collector enemies in Darkest Dungeon yet?

One almost wiped the floor with me just now.


 No.94091

File: 1453746197744.jpg (24.4 KB, 462x462, 1:1, 1450634618887.jpg)

>>94054

>posting akarin

fight me


 No.94092

File: 1453746245214.png (55.27 KB, 300x179, 300:179, 549.png)

>>94091

Let's take him out!


 No.94093

File: 1453746302796.png (263.14 KB, 430x430, 1:1, 1343099647639.png)

>>94091

What are you going to do on valentines?

>>94092

Nerd


 No.94094

File: 1453746344369.png (97.41 KB, 300x294, 50:49, 107.png)

>>94093

Geek.


 No.94095

File: 1453746346009.jpeg (159.07 KB, 600x500, 6:5, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad….jpeg)

>>94089

So sleepy~

>>94090

No, I keep restarting it atm, I played it through the first dungeon got he 4 people and went through the next. Its brutal at times though if you aren't careful.

Did you get the trading card things?


 No.94096

>>94095

go sleeps


 No.94097

File: 1453746385404.png (182.2 KB, 600x543, 200:181, The CPU.png)

>>94094

Glorious dweeb*


 No.94098

File: 1453746415875.png (196.09 KB, 559x916, 559:916, micchydistraught.png)

>>94093

>just remembered there's a valentine's day after repressing it for the last month


 No.94099

File: 1453746442002.png (153.27 KB, 267x789, 89:263, 1348693485697.png)

>>94098

Any plans my dear?


 No.94100

File: 1453746453235.png (118.63 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1450915260761.png)

>>94093

I-Its also my birthday ^.^

i will be at work doing nightshift


 No.94101

File: 1453746466616.png (112.19 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 480.png)

>>94095

I just dismiss people who get overly stressed right at the start, it's not worth keeping them on - unless they're vestals or some other class you really want the abilities from.

I found a secret room yesterday, looted it and I think that spawns this enemy at some point later on. An enemy with 70HP against a part of lvl 1s is rather challenging.

>>94097

<3


 No.94102

>>94100

happy birthday


 No.94103

File: 1453746502778.png (82.27 KB, 300x301, 300:301, 793.png)

>>94098

Dat feel.


 No.94104

File: 1453746503965.jpg (430.85 KB, 808x1200, 101:150, 81cc26e076d66be670f653bb04….jpg)

>>94092

y-yea lets fight him.

Is this the right outfit?


 No.94105

File: 1453746505315.png (49.61 KB, 212x181, 212:181, Boxari~n.png)

>>94100

Oh wow, sounds like a super special day, you should ask work for a day off there.


 No.94106

File: 1453746518884.png (607.46 KB, 964x888, 241:222, wheretonext.png)

>>94099

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.94107

File: 1453746540829.jpg (313.63 KB, 795x860, 159:172, 717da525c6d51067e72c1da79d….jpg)

>>94102

my birthday is on valentine.


 No.94108

File: 1453746546369.png (83.46 KB, 300x262, 150:131, 617.png)

>>94104

N-no, that won't do at all!

Where's your feather duster?


 No.94109

File: 1453746568235.jpeg (129.89 KB, 800x566, 400:283, ced3c323875380ca807bba8a1….jpeg)

>Valentine's Day

>Everyone cybers each other in thread

>Calling it.


 No.94110

File: 1453746570789.png (103 KB, 270x320, 27:32, 1354950641260.png)

>>94106

Come on, you must have some! Share it with us


 No.94111

>>94107

oh lol, well happy birthday in advance


 No.94112

File: 1453746630526.png (174.95 KB, 500x410, 50:41, 1451311626009.png)

>>94105

Im to shy.

They dont even know when my birthday is.

I hope no one is going to ask me.


 No.94113

File: 1453746685585.jpg (480.79 KB, 1200x771, 400:257, 84018dfe2d88d67c92c5016853….jpg)

>>94096

If I go to sleep now I'll wake up in the early hours. I need to push on..

>>94101

I put the vestal in the church, they freak out easy though, first time i went through was a piece of piss, thought i'd wasted some stuff so restarted, 2nd time through restarting got my ass handed to me. Its good though, there is some good tactics reminds me of xcom just with sidescrolling.


 No.94114

File: 1453746685696.png (883.66 KB, 1184x1080, 148:135, 1449718021298.png)

>>94108

I FORGOT IT AT HOME….

WE CANT FIGHT HIM WITHOUT IT!


 No.94115

>>94113

such a trooper


 No.94116

File: 1453746795259.png (132.45 KB, 300x308, 75:77, 459.png)

>>94113

There are some classes that help reduce the stress, jester, for instance, but yeah, I often try and take out the annoying stressy back ranks early on in combat.

>>94114

QUICKLY, RUSH HOME AND GET IT!


 No.94117

File: 1453746852499.png (447.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1359317590358.png)

>>94112

What? How can you be to shy, come on youre a man!


 No.94118

File: 1453746887621.jpg (94.43 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Commie] Samurai Flamenco ….jpg)

ANIMUUUUUUU


 No.94119

File: 1453746899247.jpg (Spoiler Image, 76.68 KB, 752x600, 94:75, 1418136973519.jpg)

>>94116

look I found something better.


 No.94120

>>94118

is gay


 No.94121

File: 1453746937209.png (95.22 KB, 320x391, 320:391, 125.png)

>>94118

Whaaaaaaaat?

>>94119

Is it nice and sharp?


 No.94122

File: 1453746951651.jpg (37.04 KB, 425x520, 85:104, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)

>>94116

It wouldn't be so bad if I could spot the traps easier, I'd have the first 3 characters walk over then my vestal would get hit with two traps then freak out.

>>94119

kek


 No.94123

File: 1453746997793.png (64.47 KB, 300x229, 300:229, 485.png)

>>94122

Yeah, that's where the scouting comes in, it seems pretty random, though.


 No.94124

File: 1453747086823.jpg (27.05 KB, 445x445, 1:1, 1450548304185.jpg)

>>94121

nice and sharp.

Should be enough to slide it into Gropy.


 No.94125

File: 1453747114619.png (65.95 KB, 157x309, 157:309, 593.png)

>>94124

He'll never see it coming!


 No.94126

File: 1453747128865.png (648.76 KB, 876x810, 146:135, 1451865371266.png)

good morning/day/evening, I hope everyone is doing ok?


 No.94127

File: 1453747172473.jpg (20.46 KB, 500x279, 500:279, dadc.jpg)

How I fuck it dirty

How I make it twitch and scream

How it screams oh baby hurt me

Work me to the bone oh please

How I bend the rhythm over

And hit, hit, hit it on my knees

Give, give, give it up

I need it all the time

Bleed it on the drop of a dime – down to pound it til it shines

Moonlit lake of blood red wine

Make no mistake, I makes it mine


 No.94128

File: 1453747211376.jpg (414.17 KB, 820x912, 205:228, 4d0c895db32a559493f75bdc26….jpg)

>>94123

Yeah I put him up front, but sometimes you don't get the traps it just pops up

>>94126

Evening Brat <3


 No.94129

File: 1453747282071.png (441.29 KB, 588x642, 98:107, c49c748f9cf235833067684651….png)

>>94126

HUNGOVER

Can't smoke or else I'll vomit. ;w;


 No.94130

File: 1453747286809.png (147.97 KB, 300x398, 150:199, 573.png)

>>94126

Hey Brat!

>>94128

You mean the highwayman? It doesn't matter where you stick him and the scouting can happen with any class, I think. Some classes just have a better chance than others of triggering it.


 No.94131

File: 1453747401479.png (281.79 KB, 474x900, 79:150, 66a8cc7add2c42e2edd95affae….png)

>>94130

I found putting him up front though he could scout the map, though when I had him in 2nd place the fucker wouldn't do it lol


 No.94132

File: 1453747515897.jpg (82.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, blush (2).jpg)

>>94110

That answer would be nothing. I am so ashamed ;^;


 No.94133

File: 1453747576154.png (928.15 KB, 5000x5000, 1:1, 1370199827702.png)

>>94132

I'll probably be the same. It's not as if I'll make it out to Poland to see my bf.

Ehh. Valentine's always sucks.


 No.94134

File: 1453747702644.jpg (47.59 KB, 348x348, 1:1, micchy.jpg)

>>94133

Well at least you have a bf to talk to during valentine's day. That's something.


 No.94135

File: 1453747731795.png (131.4 KB, 225x350, 9:14, 1452199972396.png)

Valentines day was always a joke to me, I've never treated it as a big thing because there's not something for everyone to do like Christmas, it's just kinda stupid


 No.94136

File: 1453747836326.png (76.27 KB, 280x309, 280:309, 452-2.png)

>>94134

Well, hopefully. His mum's dead set against me at the moment and he has no phone, so he's limited to borrowing his mum's laptop when she's not around.


 No.94137

File: 1453747845876.jpg (121.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Commie] Samurai Flamenco ….jpg)

>>94132

ashamed? You still have time, go look for a date or something, hun.

>>94135

Youre just grumpy because you have no one to be with on valentines~


 No.94138

File: 1453747942941.png (95.69 KB, 300x401, 300:401, 699-1.png)

>>94135

Ehh. It's like New Year's etc with all the peer pressure and whatever to do something on that day. You don't have to do anything, but having it constantly in your face doesn't help.


 No.94139

>>94136

His mum doesn't like him having a bf? She should be grateful a qt like you is willing to date her son, the wench.


 No.94140

File: 1453748150980.png (143.3 KB, 300x415, 60:83, 577.png)

>>94139

Yeah, if only it worked that way.


 No.94141

File: 1453748184545.png (178.06 KB, 435x521, 435:521, 1452401074336.png)

>>94137

nah I can't do all the lovely dovey stuff, I think I'd probably enjoy it but it makes me sick at the same time

>>94138

yeah that's a good comparison, like you said you don't have to but it's expected to at least do something little


 No.94142

File: 1453748511837.jpg (431.72 KB, 758x1050, 379:525, 1.2.jpg)

*yawn*


 No.94143

File: 1453748653475.gif (2.04 MB, 730x590, 73:59, 13768816650594.gif)

>>94141

Why does it make you sick?

>>94142

*stuff a sock in your mouth*


 No.94144

File: 1453748768959.gif (34.77 KB, 250x167, 250:167, 1.49.gif)

>>94143

BLeergh! whyyy??!


 No.94145

File: 1453748868826.png (708.99 KB, 788x720, 197:180, Honeyview_Screenshot_40.png)

Hello :3

I am back

____

Internet crashed again.. I wanted to post this 7 minutes ago


 No.94146

File: 1453748930979.png (339.27 KB, 538x804, 269:402, 1448679962512.png)

>>94144

Be quite for a moment.


 No.94147

File: 1453748936728.jpg (15.64 KB, 219x234, 73:78, 1452543660816.jpg)

>>94143

I don't think I like affection, it feels too forced or pretend a lot of times to me and like really the two people are just holding back screaming insults at each other


 No.94148

File: 1453749012172.jpg (137.54 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1.51.jpg)


 No.94149

File: 1453749025873.jpg (61.87 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 14081629773432.jpg)

>>94147

>like really the two people are just holding back screaming insults at each other

You do realize people can ACTUALLY like being with eachother?

Just because youve had some bad results doesnt mean you should be so judgemental


 No.94150

File: 1453749028822.jpg (111.61 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-2a120a1ff60d1e72091….jpg)

I've return and brought you cookies.


 No.94151

File: 1453749091375.jpg (157.07 KB, 680x960, 17:24, 14514234688621.jpg)

>>94150

What if I want to eat you instead?

>>94148

Just a moment more, you can do it.


 No.94152

>>94145

hi again!


 No.94153

>>94150

gimme your cookies and no one gets hurt!


 No.94154

File: 1453749148263.gif (902.29 KB, 500x412, 125:103, 1451783703631.gif)

>>94149

it's not even from experience, that's just how it's always looked to me when I see couples. Could just be angry people though


 No.94155

File: 1453749218369.jpg (36.5 KB, 720x540, 4:3, 1421161377401.jpg)

>>94154

Just because your mom and dad used to yell alot at eachother doesn't mean everyone does it.


 No.94156

File: 1453749236963.png (113.26 KB, 300x372, 25:31, 345.png)

>>94148

Hey Tokai!

>>94150

Yay!

*noms*


 No.94157

File: 1453749296109.jpg (62 KB, 620x531, 620:531, 1452309561249.jpg)

>>94155

that's too far


 No.94158

File: 1453749297648.png (248.98 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1.15.png)

>>94151

…….

>>94156

……..


 No.94159

File: 1453749329702.png (121.81 KB, 340x386, 170:193, 279.png)

>>94158

Aww. What's wrong?


 No.94160

File: 1453749386240.png (429.29 KB, 421x675, 421:675, 3.png)

>>94157

It was kinda funny no? I tired my best!

Seriously tho, why does lovedove make you clinge?!

>>94158

Now put any of your hands on your head.


 No.94161

File: 1453749498803.jpg (113.05 KB, 957x834, 319:278, 1451806627625.jpg)

>>94160

I don't really know, not cringe just feel disgusted. It's more than likely jealousy


 No.94162

File: 1453749499053.jpg (72.64 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.37.jpg)

>>94159

had to be quiet

>>94160

now what??


 No.94163

File: 1453749540319.jpg (195.92 KB, 500x366, 250:183, 33f1381dc6e38e7ed222e081c1….jpg)

>>94151

Please don;t

>>94156

They are made with my love.

>>94153

Nooooooo


 No.94164

File: 1453749617718.png (254.53 KB, 294x422, 147:211, 16.png)

>>94161

Awwww, my dear, you're the jealousy type?!

>>94162

Now sit on the other.

>>94163

Do you not taste good?


 No.94165

File: 1453749736419.jpg (54.09 KB, 1401x876, 467:292, ss (2015-10-14 at 07.42.27….jpg)

>>94163

I've got a gun and I'm not afraid of using it!


 No.94166

File: 1453749765227.jpg (105.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.25.jpg)

>>94164

thisis really hard typimg


 No.94167

File: 1453749767317.jpg (574.57 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ffxiv_25012016_202209.jpg)

Marsy no not in public!


 No.94168

>>94167

SLUT

L

U

T


 No.94169

File: 1453749836728.jpg (157.23 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Leopard-Raws] Dagashi Kas….jpg)

>>94165

That is a weird gun also afternoon


 No.94170

File: 1453749859089.jpg (45.01 KB, 301x462, 43:66, 64.jpg)

>>94166

Did you type with your nose or something? The point of it was to make you not able to post


 No.94171

File: 1453749875598.png (349.86 KB, 421x675, 421:675, 遠藤サヤ6345.png)

who has the biggest dick here?


 No.94172

>>94169

it's a mans gun, how're you doing?


 No.94173

File: 1453749927852.jpg (74.39 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 127.jpg)

>>94171

18 cm reporting in


 No.94174

File: 1453749948048.png (1.01 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, Honeyview_Screenshot_1.png)

>>94171

Hi senti :3


 No.94175

>>94171

6'5 inch


 No.94176

File: 1453749979509.jpg (108.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1443445679047.jpg)

>>94173

cute :3


 No.94177

File: 1453749984918.jpeg (50.77 KB, 848x477, 16:9, 1.11.jpeg)

>>94170

you underestimate my powers!

>>94171

not me


 No.94178

File: 1453750097742.jpg (207.89 KB, 409x792, 409:792, 55.jpg)

>>94172

Purrty good, doing nothing right now, how are you?


 No.94179

>>94171

My internet is still messing up all the time Senti, so not sure if I can play again tonight…


 No.94180

File: 1453750152775.jpg (14.74 KB, 360x270, 4:3, 1452260612121.jpg)

3 inches/7.62 cm


 No.94181

File: 1453750187189.jpg (46.94 KB, 561x600, 187:200, 1452518305597.jpg)

>>94177

I'll kanker you.

>>94180

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


 No.94182

>>94178

great, just came after edging for afew days and it's going great with my pick up cuteboy, he's coming over in feb and staying over for a week for fun times and getting to know

>>94180

cute!


 No.94183

File: 1453750270755.jpg (169.23 KB, 1136x569, 1136:569, 6d5 - Copy.jpg)

>>94180

I finally have an excuse to use this image again!


 No.94184

File: 1453750281962.png (389.66 KB, 682x648, 341:324, 田井中律79467367.png)

We need to make a /lewd/ penis chart!!

>>94179

iss okay


 No.94185

File: 1453750323004.jpg (36.69 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1452467357012.jpg)

I was actually in bed with a guy once who had a really really small penis, my hand could cover it all while hard, and I was like "how does anyone use this? how are going to satisfy a women?!"

>>94184

Start making one


 No.94186

>>94184

go ahead and measure everyones dick!


 No.94187

File: 1453750363825.jpg (105.27 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.25.jpg)

>>94181

bbut I dont even smoke

>>94179

sue the internets!


 No.94188

>>94180

>>94180

FUCK, I wish I had this image of explaining how small penis = large prostate and that you should accept your fate as butt slut


 No.94189

File: 1453750378708.jpg (232.38 KB, 850x749, 850:749, 454.jpg)

>>94182

I didn't need to knooow this you baka!! May you have fun times

>>94184

You horny pervert wont get these numbers!


 No.94190

File: 1453750417638.jpg (75.65 KB, 527x551, 527:551, 1451761654994.jpg)

>>94185

you don't, you basically have to do

>>94188


 No.94191

File: 1453750419659.jpg (40.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1453688774255.jpg)

>>94187

I just wanted an excuse to say that beautiful word, teach me dutch!


 No.94192

>>94189

but you asked!


 No.94193

>>94190

Google ain't got anything, sorry.

But yeah, you should accept your fate as a butt slut now.


 No.94194

File: 1453750504325.png (147.97 KB, 300x398, 150:199, 573.png)

>>94162

You don't have to be quiet for me!

>>94163

That's why they're so tasty~


 No.94195

>>94187

You still owe me for the warm milk thing right?

Sue the internet for me!


 No.94196

File: 1453750556312.jpg (546.78 KB, 800x740, 40:37, 14521115113946.jpg)

>>94190

Really? I've cummed handfree and love butt stuff, yet im a big guy.


 No.94197


 No.94198

File: 1453750629958.jpg (205.12 KB, 640x965, 128:193, 7cf50212bfa06bcff59206aba3….jpg)

123 and I'm back in the room_


 No.94199

File: 1453750668643.jpg (222.35 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Leopard-Raws] Dagashi Kas….jpg)

>>94192

Hmm guess youre right!

>>94198

Hi hi


 No.94200

>>94198

smiling all dizzy like you've gotten a coon


 No.94201

>>94199

right right


 No.94202

File: 1453750710053.jpg (34.19 KB, 526x526, 1:1, 1452042922789.jpg)

>>94196

exception to the rule or something

>>94198

welcome back


 No.94203

File: 1453750741942.png (846.77 KB, 847x1200, 847:1200, 14521117929753.png)

>>94199

>that image quality

>>94202

Have you ever played with your butt before tho?


 No.94204

File: 1453750777714.jpg (64.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1.28.jpg)

>>94191

Kanker=Cancer

Kankeren=Whining

Kanker op=Fuck off

Verkankeren=Ruining

Kankerde=Fell

Hij kankert=He whines

are some

>>94194

Not anymore now!

>>94195

ookay..!


 No.94205

File: 1453750817397.jpg (214.96 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, 1445924656528.jpg)


 No.94206

>>94204

wait how is kanker and kanker op two different words?


 No.94207

File: 1453750838216.jpg (70.78 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1453325456236.jpg)

>>94204

I meant the actual language and not just curse words you lief.

Im going to save kanker op tho


 No.94208

File: 1453750859995.png (91.8 KB, 300x381, 100:127, 771.png)

>>94204

Good!

How's stuff?


 No.94209

File: 1453750866351.jpg (26.36 KB, 500x500, 1:1, m.jpg)

I’m afraid to leave the house

I’m as timid as a mouse

I’m afraid if I go out I’ll outwear my welcome

I’m not a courageous man

I don’t have any big lasting plans

Too cowardly to take a stand I want to keep my nose clean


 No.94210

File: 1453750880037.jpg (28.65 KB, 680x383, 680:383, 1451838776301.jpg)

>>94203

of course, I love it, I'm not complaining I'm just saying I don't have a choice really


 No.94211

File: 1453750909290.png (373.48 KB, 746x743, 746:743, 田井中律26344.png)

>>94209

dickpic pls


 No.94212

File: 1453750938753.jpg (167.92 KB, 1024x939, 1024:939, 1450971626576.jpg)

>>94210

Why dont you have a choice? 7cm is plently of stuff to stroke at.


 No.94213

File: 1453750941463.png (671 KB, 1159x1078, 1159:1078, 7856756.png)

>>94203

What about it little Gropy?


 No.94214

File: 1453751041500.jpg (437.63 KB, 1650x2200, 3:4, 1e4b75f051a716a7ec32187978….jpg)

>>94199

Hey BIt <3

hows you?

>>94200

kek

>>94202

Thank you Brat <3


 No.94215

File: 1453751065732.jpg (2.58 KB, 123x127, 123:127, 1452124196800.jpg)

>>94212

I wouldn't say it's plenty, it's doable but probably not to the same satisfaction. Plus I enjoy my butt more anyway


 No.94216

File: 1453751066402.jpeg (24.67 KB, 257x500, 257:500, 1.4.jpeg)

>>94205

Goedenavond

>>94206

just is

>>94207

wweell iunno where to start..

Even I still make lots of mistakes.

Dat is goed schatje.


 No.94217

File: 1453751080552.jpg (35.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1450035027407.jpg)

>>94213

Why is it so bad?


 No.94218

File: 1453751152484.jpg (106.51 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1450919229412.jpg)

>>94215

Do you have dildos or something too?

I don't know how I would live without being proud of my manhood

>>94216

How do you still make mistakes? Are you not native dutch or something?


 No.94219

File: 1453751164068.png (968.41 KB, 1174x933, 1174:933, 遠藤サヤ524.png)

>>94217

the quality is good, you're just a plebian who doesn't understand artistic filtration


 No.94220

File: 1453751164589.jpg (21.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ccad.jpg)

[19:41]Manu Miao >> yu do look yummy :p

[19:44]Manu Miao >> very fuckable tough <3

????????????????????

>>94211

im not drunk..


 No.94221

File: 1453751197575.gif (813.98 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1445109015802.gif)

>>94216

Hi master, I have to go to the store real quick but I just wanted to say hello and that I very much enjoyed earlier thank you for letting me


 No.94222

File: 1453751234637.png (198.54 KB, 477x500, 477:500, 田井中律82536536.png)

>>94220

drink pls


 No.94223

File: 1453751280242.png (79.3 KB, 466x600, 233:300, 1448444344538.png)

>>94219

Kanker op


 No.94224

File: 1453751299833.gif (294.92 KB, 410x491, 410:491, 1451060108017.gif)

>>94218

no dildos yet but I use an electric toothbrush or my fingers


 No.94225

File: 1453751323670.png (258.81 KB, 479x570, 479:570, CYAASfJWEAExdCl.png)

>>94214

Hmm pretty good and you?

>>94217

Not bad at all little Gropy


 No.94226

File: 1453751340842.png (83.29 KB, 300x296, 75:74, 613.png)

>>94216

Goedenavond.

Get on Steam


 No.94227

File: 1453751390522.png (109.52 KB, 300x413, 300:413, 499-1.png)

>>94224

You should get a dildo. They're cheap and bettah.


 No.94228

File: 1453751392441.png (942 KB, 630x1350, 7:15, 14130628827861.png)

>>94224

Why not? And what the yet? Do you brush your teeth with the same brush?!

I can promise you that dildos or a dick makes it 100times better.

>>94225

XDDDD


 No.94229

File: 1453751472496.jpg (151.89 KB, 384x480, 4:5, 013f4f238fe13aa5d738079103….jpg)

>>94228

Well memed


 No.94230

File: 1453751482081.png (164.06 KB, 850x850, 1:1, 1449062898840.png)

>>94227

Send him one.


 No.94231

File: 1453751486917.jpeg (48.39 KB, 432x480, 9:10, 172b2215bfad1375066766c47….jpeg)

>Grooming brat, turning him into a dildo aficionado.

>Today is a good day.


 No.94232

File: 1453751487397.jpg (151.52 KB, 783x747, 87:83, 6f95eeae09614df1da5e28fb54….jpg)

>>94225

Not bad, waking up a bit now so I'm on the last stretch of a 24hr run :3

What about you?

>>94224

Get a good vibrator <3

>>94228

You never used one Gropy?


 No.94233

File: 1453751510191.jpg (39.83 KB, 387x624, 129:208, 1453098566422.jpg)

>>94227

>>94228

no I don't brush my teeth with the same brush…

I don't think I could fit one yet


 No.94234

File: 1453751529595.gif (405.62 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 14521127370805.gif)

>>94229

Says the one with shitty images and then calls them good

>>94232

Used what?


 No.94235

File: 1453751551619.png (70.53 KB, 300x259, 300:259, 690.png)

>>94230

The shipping cost would be ridiculous, though.

>>94233

That's what lube and practice are for!


 No.94236

File: 1453751564037.jpg (185.86 KB, 1182x883, 1182:883, 5b303e39698ab102d3703f3170….jpg)

>>94234

A dildo or vibrator~


 No.94237

>>94216

you're a is


 No.94238

File: 1453751586670.jpg (51.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1452518017101.jpg)

>>94233

Trust me, if you get a normal sized one it wouldnt be hard to fit with a little prepration, you just need lube and it makes it alot easier.

>>94235

So what?!

>>94236

Ive tried a dildo and buttplug!


 No.94239

File: 1453751601929.png (784.66 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, 1.20.png)

>>94218

I am native but the language is as we say it aan het verpauperen. External influences are making the language easy to speak but the official spelling and grammar isn't so commonly used anymore.

>>94221

no problem, have fun

>>94226

tsssh


 No.94240

File: 1453751658534.png (75.28 KB, 300x309, 100:103, 679.png)

>>94238

I'm not made of money!

>>94239

Excellent.


 No.94241

File: 1453751694224.jpeg (106.77 KB, 448x640, 7:10, 5dd1d1ecc021a5af8795aa114….jpeg)

>>94238

You should get a vibrator, its a good investment


 No.94242

File: 1453751702835.jpg (90.04 KB, 847x944, 847:944, 1430579235343.jpg)

are there like brands of dildos? I don't want some bad one


 No.94243

>>94242

just get a real dick in you!


 No.94244

File: 1453751764168.jpg (118.64 KB, 827x1169, 827:1169, 7ed8887a712106921abb1a22fc….jpg)

>>94242

Get a vibrator, you can use it as a dildo too, you can get ones to train you up…


 No.94245

>>94242

Bad Dragon dildos.

They cum and stuff and have knots.


 No.94246

>>94245

Yep. Expensive, but good.


 No.94247

>>94245

more expensive then they're worth


 No.94248

File: 1453751870744.jpg (139.75 KB, 599x665, 599:665, 1449063400664.jpg)

>>94239

Ah I see, I feel the same way about danish, but I wouldnt say I make ``alot`` of mistakes.

Im sure I would do good with your teachings!

>>94241

Why not get a dick at that point?

>>94245

He should get a normal one first to feel it, or even a small buttplug to scretch out his butt.


 No.94249

File: 1453751870746.png (566.03 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 1451691738450.png)

>>94232

I see why another 24 hours? Im doing nothing at the moment

>>94234

>Muh quality

You can move your face away from the screen now, dont wanna ruin your eyes anymore then it is :^)


 No.94250

File: 1453751879641.jpg (685.02 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 17ba1ee9e3ef99d1f343797396….jpg)

I got my vibrator from amazon £13 7 settings well worth the money


 No.94251

>>94247

If you have to ship them internationally, yeah. They're probably better value if you live in the US.


 No.94252

>>94220

>Not going for the futa cat ears midlander


 No.94253

>>94251

aye that


 No.94254

File: 1453751926132.gif (91.59 KB, 500x229, 500:229, cadad.gif)

Sometimes I get so lonesome I can't breathe

Sometimes I get so scared I can't speak

Sometimes I get so worried I can't hear my heart beat…anyway

Anyway

>>94222

I promised not to drink on weekdays,sorry.


 No.94255

>>94246

>>94247

>>94248

Bad Dragon dildoes are cliche funny though.


 No.94256

File: 1453751946275.png (107.55 KB, 300x368, 75:92, 414.png)

>>94250

Those buttplugs were good value too.


 No.94257

>>94255

you're cliche cutie though


 No.94258

File: 1453752012229.jpg (27.14 KB, 368x399, 368:399, 1451769218689.jpg)

>>94255

I didn't know anyone actually bought these though


 No.94259

File: 1453752057766.png (112.19 KB, 300x356, 75:89, 480.png)

>>94258

I have a few.


 No.94260

File: 1453752061776.jpg (40.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1453688774255.jpg)

>>94249

>quality doesn't matter

Must be why your face is so ugly.

>>94258

One of my friends have 20 of those and got another one last month….


 No.94261

File: 1453752135450.png (417.31 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 7d2c9d17512c9dfe5ec7c602df….png)

>>94248

Well I'm not in the position to get a dick at the moment so a vibrator has to do

>>94249

Aye, another 24 to reverse my pattern.

>>94256

Aye the ribbed ones, good fun <3

.


 No.94262

File: 1453752146418.jpg (3.41 MB, 2131x2954, 2131:2954, 1.12.jpg)

>>94240

eggs

>>94248

I could teach well and learn the formal ways myself. Dat zou mijn hart vullen met vreugde.


 No.94263

File: 1453752215188.jpg (112.57 KB, 781x1100, 71:100, 1449525153366.jpg)

>>94261

Why aint you in the posititon?

>>94262

Exactly, its a win win! Whens the first lesson?


 No.94264

File: 1453752247612.jpg (18.6 KB, 367x401, 367:401, 1451770995854.jpg)

>>94260

why 20? Surely they can't feel that different from each other and there are better investments with your money


 No.94265

Actually looking up on vibrators on ebay now.

Fuck you Magi. ;-;

>>94258

They're as big as coke cans!

Ridiculous.

>>94257

Shurrup.


 No.94266

File: 1453752258485.png (83.73 KB, 300x256, 75:64, 661.png)

>>94262

Allergic.


 No.94267

File: 1453752285881.png (468.35 KB, 500x706, 250:353, 8a898f7dbe282aaa14a7a893ae….png)

>>94263

Social anxiety.. I got it real bad

That and I don't sleep around


 No.94268

File: 1453752321843.gif (1.92 MB, 400x300, 4:3, 1453736974949.gif)

Erin!


 No.94269

File: 1453752329801.gif (3.23 MB, 445x247, 445:247, 23.gif)

>>94254

You need love!

>>94260

Hehe getting so triggered over a picture! That is funny, and nah I would say it's pretty average tbh :)

>>94261

So that would mean you're going to be sleep when I need to talk to you?! Nooo!


 No.94270

>>94265

cutie

>>94268

hi there, how're you?


 No.94271

File: 1453752393668.jpg (158.46 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 7ec47423b98a922bed2a1c3e48….jpg)

>>94265

go on amazon


 No.94272

File: 1453752426310.png (485.43 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1453606451096.png)

>>94264

I have no idea, he's a weird guy all around, I mean, he's the same guy who bought me my dildos, so who knows.

>>94267

Stop being socially anxiety!

>>94269

Im getting triggered at your autistism, theres nothing wrong with caring about quality.


 No.94273

File: 1453752445306.jpg (649.81 KB, 1724x2500, 431:625, 1.10.jpg)

>>94263

whenever you want!

>>94266

whaaaaaaaat??!


 No.94274

File: 1453752487766.jpg (54.57 KB, 246x256, 123:128, 2016-01-17 22_50_01-Photos.jpg)

>>94270

I'm good. Master just ordered me to share this webm of me smacking myself with Erin. Was hoping she was around.


 No.94275

File: 1453752487936.jpg (79.86 KB, 800x592, 50:37, 9aacc28640cfc786d3c2580407….jpg)

>>94269

I might be able to stay up later :3

>>94272

I'm trying to get help for that honestly


 No.94276

>>94271

All of them are £50!


 No.94277

>>94274

doesn't seem like it yet, haven't seen and I've been on all day


 No.94278

File: 1453752576579.jpg (236.69 KB, 532x801, 532:801, 1421120251742.jpg)

>>94273

Okay, right now then, lets start with the alphabet, how does an A sound in dutch?

>>94275

How so?


 No.94279

File: 1453752589637.jpg (43.68 KB, 234x223, 234:223, 2016-01-17 22_50_27-Photos.jpg)

Hey Tokai you want this?

I know you're into that kinky shit.


 No.94280

File: 1453752608079-0.jpg (89.08 KB, 1000x918, 500:459, 61aIxlFodCL._SL1000_.jpg)

File: 1453752608091-1.jpg (79.57 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 71LwF4fMqjL._SL1500_.jpg)

File: 1453752608118-2.jpg (160.55 KB, 1312x1500, 328:375, 81K17LPqBkL._SL1500_.jpg)

>>94276

You can get them cheaper than that..

Look for an orion jelly vibrator


 No.94281

File: 1453752667650.png (832.57 KB, 911x761, 911:761, 55.png)

>>94272

Not when it comes to a screenshot from a raw file, you're crying over nothing. Stop replying anytime please.

>>94275

Ok good! He went to sleep before I could ask anything :(


 No.94282

File: 1453752701459.jpg (4.43 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, photo_1453752610669.jpg)


 No.94283

>>94280

Yes sir. .///.


 No.94284

>>94282

the memes jack!


 No.94285

File: 1453752761100.png (43.36 KB, 774x623, 774:623, ss (2016-01-18 at 06.42.41….png)

>>94281

There must have been some better realize of the anime, no? Why not take a screenshot of that?

>>94282


 No.94286

File: 1453752777740.jpg (71.34 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1.43.jpg)

>>94278

AA like aaaaaah but one A is ah

>>94279

You know nothing!!

yeah please do


 No.94287

>>94282

Le meme cap


 No.94288

>>94286

You should make people pay for these lessons 10/10 tbh


 No.94289


 No.94290

File: 1453752879214.png (389.65 KB, 498x710, 249:355, 1448912045199.png)

>>94286

Flawless, now do B, senpai.


 No.94291

my little scanners getting his first dildo!


 No.94292

File: 1453752978433.jpg (43.33 KB, 500x282, 250:141, ccacda.jpg)

But if snow is like skin

It pulls away so easy

Right from the body

What if all stripped wood is branches

And all frozen lakes are water

Then our bodies will be avalanches

Then our bodies will be avalanches

>>94269

I really do


 No.94293

File: 1453752992102.png (1.82 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1.33.png)

>>94288

lessons are free

>>94290

You have the normal B which is like Bae, but normally it sounds like Butt


 No.94294

File: 1453753083783.jpg (73.07 KB, 390x563, 390:563, 546n.jpg)

>>94292

Then grab that love by the throat!


 No.94295

>>94290

I keep thinking you are Kyoko…


 No.94296

>>94293

are you free?

>>94294

and thrust your love inside it!


 No.94297

File: 1453753198443.jpg (50.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1452284145127.jpg)

>>94293

Make sense, what about C then?

>>94295

Who says im not?


 No.94298

>>94297

Are you?


 No.94299

File: 1453753323607.png (41.91 KB, 140x285, 28:57, 1242535362910.png)

>>94298

Show me your butt and Ill tell you.


 No.94300

File: 1453753339416.jpeg (10.28 KB, 500x457, 500:457, cac.jpeg)

How do you fertilize what cannot be?

How do you fertilize what cannot be?

>>94294

grabs you by the throat :3c


 No.94302

File: 1453753427089.png (79.59 KB, 220x296, 55:74, 田井中律53753.png)




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