No.95380
>Tfw you stare at someone's f-list knowing they'll never erp with you
No.95381
first for scanner is so fucking cute you have no idea how cute that fucker is because he's so cute
No.95383
No.95385
File: 1453837069709.jpg (1.43 MB, 1500x1183, 1500:1183, 8b576ebfc58ee2629dc8338176….jpg)
>>95380
Thats a nice pic Settie <3
No.95387
>>95384
hello toodles the cuteboy noodle, how's it going?
No.95388
>>95384
Hey Toodles, how are you?
No.95389
Why aren't there a plethora of requirements and the designs derived from those requirements on the internet for good inspiration and practice stuff
No.95391
No.95392
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No.95393
>>95385
Thanks, Auri are nice.
No.95394
>>95391
2bad stop being cute
No.95395
WHATS UP EVERYONE
>>95388
Im doing allright, another great day at work.
>>95390
Sup G, whats good?
>>95392
Hello not italy friend
No.95396
Gays are a result of people living by the coast getting raped by dolphins
No.95397
>>95394
I'm just doing normal things!
No.95398
>>95395
Glad to hear you are enjoying yourself!
>>95396
Seems legit
No.95399
>>95396
Gays are result of san francisco existing.
No.95400
>>95397
your normal is cute
No.95401
>>95393
<3
>>95395
How'd your day go Toodles?
>>95396
kek
No.95402
>>95399
San Francisco is where the chinks go in Fallout, maybe there's a correlation there
No.95403
>>95400
Well to stop being cute, I'd have to be ABNORMAL!
Which is like err… doing the opposite as I normally am, as is, not being abnormal.
I'M QUITTING DRINKING, SMOKING, DRUGS AND MASTURBATION; AND BE A GOOD BOY
No.95404
>>95401
A day of non boring work, so excellent. And coworker told me about his time in navy and it was allright.
And told me serbia has a navy too. You?
No.95405
>>95395
Everything is good!
Muslims are funny, its the second time they say the Israeli army is training animals for spying on them :3 on the 19.8.15 they caught a dolphin and said it was spying in gaza and now they caught an eagle and said it was spying on them.
No.95406
No.95407
>>95405
Shalom brother. The Muslims are just scared that the big bad west is going to take their toys.
No.95408
>>95405
Maybe they played too much wc3 and used critter spies?
No.95409
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>>95404
Nice, non boring work is the best kind of work. <3
I'm not too bad, was up from 5am just trying to sort out my sleeping pattern, which has been going according to plan so far.. that and hooking up my laptop to a 46inch led which i'm getting used to.
No.95410
No.95412
>>95410
What do you want :3
No.95413
>>95411
Hey man everyone just wants to have fun.
Also my name was deleted, weird.
No.95414
No.95415
>>95414
Not going to happen
No.95416
>>95409
Yup, id rather not work at all then do boring work where I do nothing at all but can't do anything fun.
That sucks. 46 inch led may be bit too big… is it 1080p at least?
>>95411
How do you interrogate a dolphin anyways?
No.95417
No.95418
>>95416
Yeah 1080p though its good for lying back on my chair, and just chilling.
No.95420
>>95405
Tell us more silliness.
No.95421
>>95416
Beach it, stone it to death. It already commited crimes against the state.
Plus they invent homosexuals.
No.95422
I need a new pair of jeans
What kind of jeans does lewd wear?
No.95423
>>95417
Why?
>>95413
I lost my "gcatboy" tripcode and I am trying to recover it
>95416
I dont know :3
No.95424
No.95425
>>95422
I wear trousers.
Work pants. Because jeans are dumb.
No.95427
>lewd doesnt wear jeans
this is what I feared
spidey only one with taste
>>95418
Oh so you have double monitors? I had double, even triple monitors… back in croatia.
sigh
it was the best
maybe ill buy 2k ultrawide monitor or something now tho
>>95421
I was thinking of something more fun like electrocute it a bit with a toaster and hold it captive in a pool but you go zero to hundred fast man
No.95428
>>95420
Hmmm..
One arab tried to stab someone and he was stopped by a man with a selfie stick.
is that good enough?.
No.95429
>>95427
>>95427
That's only for food dolphins.
The toaster can stun 10000 dolphins to later turn them halal.
No.95430
File: 1453838825281.jpg (470.4 KB, 1000x726, 500:363, 54275ae8f07e0af9ca1d937889….jpg)
>>95427
I'm planning on getting a 29inch 21:9 monitor as part of my system build but i'll run 3 monitors then, just use my laptop for music mainly.
No.95431
>>95427
well I just love the texture of them
No.95432
>>95427
I do wear jeans.
I have black jeans and dark blue ones.
No.95433
>>95428
Back in Liverpool, we combine the selfie stick with the knife so we can instragram and mug people at the same time
No.95434
No.95435
>>95427
I wear jeans, if you're just getting a pair for regular use slim/skinny dark blue ones without stressing (the faded white stuff) should be good
No.95437
>>95429
I bet muslims would kill dolphins as much as japan if there were dolphins too.
Terrible.
>>95430
Oooh I plan to do a three monitor setup with curved one in middle too. I had such a nice setup with amazing audio system back in croatia, it was grate.
Oh well, maybe I'll get it back one day.
>>95432
Good taste. Blue jeans are for normies.
>>95435
>slim/skinny
most excellent
No.95438
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>95437
Would you eat dolphin?
I probably would to try, so long as my identity would be kept secret to avoid the inevitable lynch mob.
No.95439
>>95437
I am sorry for being partly normie
No.95440
File: 1453839547509.jpg (2.57 MB, 1753x2480, 1753:2480, 159637e4d3f0d37de9f1ea6f4b….jpg)
>>95437
I'm sure you will, a curved monitor would be very nice. <3
No.95441
Ok, I am leaving for now. I'll see you tomorrow ^~^
No.95442
>>95438
Oh yes definitely.
Id like to try all exotic almost extinct stuff. Don't even keep my identity secret so everyone can ask me how it tasted.
>>95439
You have to be, you live in inisraeli land
>>95440
Oh da very, its a must for my dream setup.
I can't believe that two years ago I made a list of computer shit to buy including ssd, gpu, psu and earphones and by end of 2015 I got everything except ssd thanks to my bf, who kindly donated money.
>>95441
Have fun doing your homework!
No.95443
>>95441
>it says pause in the corner.
No.95444
File: 1453839730039.jpg (282.01 KB, 700x653, 700:653, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>95441
Catch you later G <3
No.95445
>>95441
take care then cutie
No.95446
>>95443
Gropy stop lurking
>>95442
No homework just reading a book
No.95447
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>>95442
Very nice, I'm back to saving for my build, but i'm taking my time with it.
No.95448
>>95443
>>95443
Only for the best gore shots!
No.95449
I'm in love with toodles
I miss her so much
No.95450
>>95449
Actual work is pretty hard, but I know it will be all worth it in the end <3
ilyu bby
No.95453
>>95452
hi there, how's it going?
No.95454
>>95452
is there still more drama you're having to deal with it or is it better?
No.95455
>>95453
Doing well, waiting in the queue for B&S, it's a drag.
>>95454
Less drama, seems this one took longer to see itself out, so I'm feeling better now.
No.95456
>>95455
what level and server are you on in BnS?
No.95457
>>95455
it sucks that you can pay to get better places in line though, those jewish korean bastards
No.95458
I need an all purpose blade (cutting food and fending from french rapists)m but I can't decide.
Karambit, switchblade or normal spring blade?
No.95459
>>95458
>karambit
>all purpose blade
No.95460
>>95452
Hey Erica <3
Welcome back C:
No.95461
>>95458
get something proper and not any of that pussy shit
No.95462
>>95459
It looks cool! Even tho idk how id cut food with it…
No.95463
File: 1453842318912.jpg (123.13 KB, 1000x968, 125:121, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>95458
A lock knife is what you want.
No.95464
>>95462
I don't know shit about knives but just get something normal, if you pulled a karambit out on somebody they'd probably just laugh and walk away
No.95465
>>95458
Anything smaller than 4 inches is cool, get spring knife.
No.95466
>>95462
Want an all purpose knife? Just use an ordinary kitchen knife. You can use that as self defense if you pocket it properly.
No.95467
>>95463
>Searched up lock knife
I take everything back, lock knife is probably for the best.
Pretty much the go to. Few of my mates have them.
No.95468
>>95463
Yes, this is what I actually want. Thanke
>>95464
You mean they would recognize me as best csgo player ever and commend my knife skin and surrender?
>>95465
Spring/lock it is
>>95466
I don't feel like buying expensive kitchen knifes, only knife I have can't cut trough a baguet its awful.
thanke for advice people
No.95469
File: 1453842807999.jpg (133.79 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)
>>95467
Less chance of the blade cutting the wielder if you hit bone. :3
>>95468
No worries <3
No.95470
>>95468
You don't need to have it expensive, so long as you can drive it through soft bits of flesh, you're okay.
Karambit is stupid because if you'll need to pull it out and then unsheath the cunt. Your booty is already claimed by that point. Lock knives should really be used for opening letters and cardboard boxes, really. Not suitable for food.
You also need it in 4 inches or less, because then it is SEMI illegal to be carrying that shit around (if French law is a bit like Britbong law).
No.95471
>>95469
I always thought the aim was to stab stomach and not ribs.
No.95472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Talking about knives
>Inner scouser intensifies
No.95473
>>95472
christ if this was america he'd be shoot and been done with it
No.95474
File: 1453843462171.jpg (565.25 KB, 1000x823, 1000:823, 232451e80de08716352323a831….jpg)
>>95471
Depends on the situation really, stabbing someone in the leg or arm is also a possibility. The guts one where you could stab them, but also relies on a good hit. Its soft tissue, but a large area, if you go for gut its best to slash rather than stab.
No.95475
>>95470
I get you perfectly. I did check out prices on a local store so I'll see what I can buy. And whatever it is its going to be a lock knife.
I doubt baguettes and pizzas have soft bits of flesh however. But if they ever mutate to point where they do I'll be ready!
>>95472
>unregistered butter knife
lmfao
No.95476
>>95474
with small knifes you want to go for the kidneys, groin or neck
No.95477
>>95473
>Be Britbong
>Disagreement over COD
>'U wot m8? I'll come over ur house and I'll kick ur head in'
>'Bring it m80, I'll bring my m8s'
>'Aright I bring mine'
>Meet up with m8s
>Find the cunts
>'UR MUM!'
>Some other person overhears
>'Wot u say about my mum?!'
>London riots.
No.95478
>>95477
just think we have pakis raping kids and mudslimes beheading people in the streets
No.95479
>there's a place right next to me called "Goose Butts"
No.95480
>>95475
I got all my butter knives DBS checked, have CSCS certificates for each and everyone one and got a GCSE in buttering toast.
I'm legit as fuck. You ain't getting me for unregistered knives.
No.95481
File: 1453844163954.jpg (167.77 KB, 850x786, 425:393, sample_614e092174a0ed33374….jpg)
>>95478
Kids shouldn't of being wearing deodorant then. They were asking for it.
No.95482
>>95479
That's how most places are named really.
Blackpool basically means 'Black Marsh'.
So that place is called Goose Butts because too many goose butts.
No.95483
I was edging for like 3 hours and when I came I aimed for my tummy but it hit my face and mouth instead and I'm not even mad
No.95484
>>95481
right
>>95482
fucking goose with all their butts
>>95483
you loved it too you fucking slut
No.95486
File: 1453844557688.jpg (184.67 KB, 540x789, 180:263, tumblr_o1jeo7DaYn1st4oayo1….jpg)
>>95483
This happens to me all the time without even trying.
No.95487
>>95483
Have you no shame? .///.
Clean it up, slut!
>>95484
Geese are fucking cunts too.
I once got attacked by geese as a kid. ;-;
No.95488
No.95489
>>95486
The only thing I've ate in almost 24 hours has been semen and I feel like such a slut for it
No.95491
>>95488
I became the hero you see before you.
>>95490
RAAAGER
No.95492
>>95490
hey there
>>95486
hello there, how's it going?
No.95493
>>95491
I only see a cutie
No.95494
>>95485
how's it going mayaka?
No.95495
>>95485
sounds like a place id frequent
No.95496
>>95491
SCANNER
>>95492
I have fallen
and I choose not to get up
No.95497
>>95496
I'll lay down next to you for awhiles then
No.95498
File: 1453845128900.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)
>>95496
How be you?
Penny for your thoughts?
No.95499
>>95498
>scanner costs a penny
what a cheap whore!
No.95500
File: 1453845575143.jpg (Spoiler Image, 221.73 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 6d3722480009b4009f35afc637….jpg)
>>95499
No! What I'm saying is whatchu thinking!
I'm worth at least 10 pennies!
No.95501
I'd buy Scanner for a dollar
No.95503
>>95502
Welp, time to bruise my throat and stuff.
T^T
No.95504
No.95506
>>95504
Flattery costs extra.
No.95507
>>95505
don't like what you did with it your self?
I thought it wasn't bad
>>95506
ha!
No.95509
Tomato!
Insurgency invites going out.
Post last edited at
No.95510
>>95509
hi there, how's you doing?
No.95511
>>95510
Good, just woke up and want to game until my eyes are fully opened. What's up with you?
No.95512
>>95511
not a whole lot, just been talking with cuties and watching speedruns
No.95513
>>95509
Time to make everyone mad at me by shooting footballs…
No.95514
>>95507
I do like it, but the back is entirely fucked cause I couldn't see what I was doing and just was trying to get rid of all the matted hair.
Imma go to a haircutter and say "just fix my shit up fam"
>>95508
I'll show u r00d slut
No.95515
>>95514
I read that as 'Fuck ur shit up',
was gonna say just get your friends to cut your hair.
No.95517
>>95514
it's the only reasonable way to do it
No.95518
>>95512
Are you into FPS games? We could always use more for Insurgency.
No.95519
The hair cutter is going to make fun of my hair in the back of my head, I'll fucking hit her though. Women need to learn their place
No.95520
>>95518
fps sure, insurgency?
I dunno, think I got it, just never played it
No.95521
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No.95522
>>95519
>tfw you did a better job at cutting your hair than they do
No.95523
No.95525
hair stylists aren't allowed to disrespect anyone
No.95526
No.95527
>>95514
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IMAGE EVEN
No.95528
No.95530
>>95528
What else do you draw?
No.95531
No.95532
>>95530
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
No.95533
>>95532
How much do you get paid for these masterpieces?
No.95534
>>95533
>>95533
I do it for free.
No.95535
>>95533
He's a multimillionaire already.
No.95536
what do you think of my mudkip
No.95537
>>95536
has alot of mud and alot of kip…
I'd give it a mud/kip
No.95539
Mika's such a fucking degenerate slut.
Taking pics of himself and jerking off in school bathrooms.
Tchh.
No.95540
>>95534
Do are very generous!
>>95535
>tfw no artistic skills
I will never be on his level.
No.95541
>>95539
mikas ass is as lovely as ever
No.95542
>>95539
don't touch
>>95540
You can't put a price on fine art.
No.95543
I did a pretty good job with my hair… I just need to get a "professional" to fix it up in the back.
I really dislike going to haircutters.. And I'm an extrovert too. They're always just vapid annoying people, I just tell them blatant lies when they small talk to me until they get the hint.. Maybe why I always get shitty haircuts from these places cause I piss off the dame too much..
Whatever
>>95527
Guaca
No.95544
>>95542
That makes a lot of sense…
No.95545
>>95542
Oh, I would touch it.
No.95546
GUYS HELP AN AUTISTIC PERSON BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND IS USING MY COMPUTER TO PLAY AUTISM GAMES
No.95547
>>95545
aye
he's got a nice booty
>>95544
jk I'm no artist
but I've always admired them
No.95548
Wow.. That's a nice pink case. I can tell you're very secure in you're sexually and not a faggot
No.95549
>>95548
Hey thanks dude! :))
No.95550
>>95548
Hey I think your hot pls have sex with me in front of mayaka
No.95551
HOW DO I MAKE HER LEAVE????????
WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME???
No.95552
>>95551
SHE WANTS YOUR PINK CASE
No.95553
>>95552
Well at least I know she's not a faggot
No.95555
Things my girlfriend has said so I know she's the one
1. "If you were black I wouldn't be dating you or have any interest in you"
2. You can do cocaine as long as you snort it off of me
I'm trying to think of more gems
>>95554
Uh… No?
No.95558
>>95555
I'd say the same things to you, you know…
No.95559
Do you think I would look hot with black lipstick on?
No.95561
send me pictures of bacon
No.95563
I'm gonna wear black lipstick so people are afraid of me and keep a resting bitch face on 24/7
No.95565
>>95560
Why not dude? I look fucking hot with emo make up, like I go from 6/10 to 10/10
No.95566
File: 1453852806510.jpg (271.7 KB, 1312x924, 328:231, 6264fd03e919cb2f5e6e77d16d….jpg)
No.95568
Who wants to go fight bears with me?
No.95569
>>95565
w-what is that?
>>95566
>///<
No.95570
>>95565
then do it alison is gonna kiss you and let you fuck her no matter what no matter what youre wearing. i know i will
>>95567
sup fgt
No.95574
>>95568
I WAS BUILT TO FITE BEARS
No.95576
File: 1453853340688.jpg (36.94 KB, 514x388, 257:194, what the fuck is this imag….jpg)
>>95571
back in the old days my mates and I used to go up into the mountains and wait for a bear to come around
then we'd all attack it at once with knives
those were good times
No.95577
>>95570
>>95570
I wanna take ur virginity rly badly, I've been thinking about it A LOT. April can't come soon enough :((
No.95578
>>95520
Install it, we'll play later.
>>95521
No.95579
>>95570
>>95570
I wanna take ur virginity rly badly, I've been thinking about it A LOT. April can't come soon enough :((
No.95580
>>95574
You think you have what it takes?
You're gonna need a cowboy hat.
No.95581
Should I take a picture of my face?
No.95582
>>95578
eheehehehehehhehe
I suppose
No.95583
>>95579
I guarantee you haven't been thinking about it as much as me. At least half the time in the past month I've been thinking about it nonstop. Next year is gonna be great.
No.95584
>>95578
eheehehehehehhehe
I suppose
No.95587
No.95588
File: 1453855235616.png (449.94 KB, 825x642, 275:214, 2503621-write your own his….png)
trying to post a clever way to say hello, but server takes too long.
No.95592
>>95456
Sorry for randomly leaving, I played for like 4 hours straight, i'm currently level 12 on the Starfall crator server, this is because I'm playing with another friend from /hg/
>>95457
Well that's there choice to pay or not to, I don't think the wait times are that bad imo.
No.95593
>>95592
Let's play OSU later.
No.95595
>>95593
I only play Takio, just saying.
>>95594
You changed.. haircut?
No.95596
File: 1453856133443.jpg (215.72 KB, 1278x724, 639:362, ss (2016-01-26 at 04.54.58….jpg)
No.95597
>>95595
Shit, I only play Osu
No.95598
>>95581
don't post it here
>>95588
hi there
>>95589
hey hey
>>95592
if that's how you think
No.95600
>>95596
I see what you did there.
No.95601
>>95596
It looks disgusting. Go black!
No.95602
>>95586
I like it.
>>95590
Heyu. How goes it?
>>95591
Me?
>>95598
Hey there wolfy
No.95603
>>95595
I got a perm.
>>95596
Would pet/10
No.95604
File: 1453856379728.gif (833.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n61teapY3D1sm8adlo1….gif)
No.95605
No.95606
No.95608
>>95598
Hi, I'm disappointed because how I wanted to
say hi was creative, I guess I'll save it for later.
No.95609
Help I'm playing with my nipples and I'm falling asleep from it
No.95611
>>95608
alright then
>>95609
pinch them to wake you up!
No.95612
>>95606
Doing well. Enjoying my last day off :p
hbu?
No.95613
>>95609
let me play with your nipples.
>>95611
how you doin?
No.95614
>>95612
I'm doing well, just being naked and shit chatting cuties
>>95613
I'm well enough thank you, in need of going to the shops soonish though to get foods
No.95615
>>95613
ok, they're really sensitive right now because I had clothespins on them earlier
No.95617
>>95602
Great, gotta go for a bit just wanted to say hi.
No.95618
File: 1453857007946.png (169.4 KB, 359x368, 359:368, impersonators impersonatin….png)
>>95614
Interesting.
>>95617
Aww. boooo
No.95619
>>95610
I love your feet very much too !
No.95620
>>95614
I just bought a bunch of juice, I think I was thirsty.
>>95615
all the better, mine are sensitive any time I'm horny, like super sensitive, probably even more sensitive than yours, *pinches*
No.95622
>>95618
yeah I haven't been all that interesting for afew weeks but it happens
>>95620
you're always thirsty it seems
No.95623
>>95618
never rek me that hard again.
No.95624
>>95622
Oh well~
>>95623
Post perm!
No.95625
>>95621
may I please kiss them ?
No.95627
>>95624
you got much going on too?
No.95628
>>95624
that was just a joke about haircuts and decapitation
No.95629
>>95626
Thank you master
*kisses your feets and slowly sucks on your right big toe*
No.95630
File: 1453857478342.jpg (320.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Fantasy_Female_soldier_009….jpg)
No.95631
>>95629
why specifically the right
No.95632
>>95627
Work work work ^~^
Gotta get that OT
>>95628
ooh. well shit. I was hoping to compare curls.
No.95633
>>95629
I might be laying down soon, I may not believe in naps, but that won't stop me from going to bed earlier I suppose
*pet her head and pushed her big toe deeper in her mouth*
No.95634
>>95630
~
>>95632
I suppose so for that extra dosh
No.95635
>>95631
I am very specific about the feets I kiss
No.95636
>>95630
~
>>95632
I suppose so for that extra dosh
No.95637
>>95631
I am very specific about the feets I kiss
No.95638
>>95635
>>95637
two right toes?
No.95639
>>95633
As long as you're comfy master that's all that should matter right ?
*squirms and gently purrs as you pet my head and runs my tongue along your toe, eagerly sucking on it as it goes further in my mouth*
No.95640
>>95634
>>95636
Hell yeah brah. It's gonna be so hectic tomorrow. Gotta earn that raise woop woop
No.95641
>>95632
really?
your hair is straight like 99/100 times
No.95642
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No.95643
>>95640
aye aye wear something pretty and wink alot towards the boss
No.95644
>>95639
It might depend on how long you want me to stay though, I don't know yet.
*she pushed more now getting another toe inside her mouth as she smiled down at her*
No.95645
>>95641
I had a girls night the other night :p
>>95643
lol no. We have uniforms anyway.
No.95646
No.95647
>>95646
Black pants, black collared shirt, hat.
No.95648
No.95649
No.95650
>>95644
a-as long as you want to stay, but be warned the longer the stay the more I'll want from you !
blushes and wiggles around, trying to fit your toes in my mouth while panting, rubbing the bottom with my hands*
No.95651
>>95649
black is nice though…..
No.95653
Lol that lady downstairs just had a fucking meltdown when we left the apartment.
She was going fucking bonkers, we went to go report it to the manger and she burst into the room and refused to leave while screaming and the manager had to call the cops
This has been a fun day
I hate women
No.95654
>>95651
It's a work uniform though dude. Not sexy at all lol
No.95655
>>95652
Well you have nothing to worry about, i'll be here for ya.
No.95656
>>95654
it's the person in the suit that makes it then!
No.95657
>>95645
hey, good for you
did you go clothes shopping or something?
No.95658
>>95655
i-i can be very needy mistress…
you should probably add me on steam so we don't shit up the thread with this. my name is the same here as there
No.95660
>>95659
hey there, how're you?
No.95662
>>95656
Perhaps.
>>95657
Nah, hair cut, styled, learned makeup and watched movies and talked about boys :p
No.95663
>>95661
I meant any more !
No.95664
>>95661
Sorry if I shitted it up, I was just playing along.
No.95665
>>95664
I don't really care at all
No.95666
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I'm having a hard time not being asleep, so I'm going to bed.
No.95668
No.95669
>>95664
please give me your feets more mistress
No.95671
>>95670
ur pretty fucking epic dude
No.95672
>>95669
*she stuck half her foot in your mouth*
I'm going to lay down now, be a good girl while I'm gone alright?
See ya everyone else who isn't sucking my toes right now.
No.95673
>>95671
I'm not even joking right now, cisfemales are fucking good for nothing entitled cunts, every single last one of them
No.95674
>>95672
squirms and gags on your foot while licking and drooling on your toes, holding it with both hands and gently rubbing it
y-you never gave me your steam !
No.95675
>>95673
maybe not best to generalize in such a way
No.95676
No.95677
>>95673
I agree cis females are the fucking worst
No.95678
Protein energy shakes are a miracle.
Also, 'sup?
No.95680
>>95679
rest in pepperonis
delicious
No.95681
INSURGENCY
Super Sexy Commandos report for briefing!
No.95682
No.95683
>>95682
Did you install the game?
No.95684
>>95678
You must really like those energy shakes…
Just tired, playing some insurgency.
What about you Rain?
No.95685
>>95683
yeah but I'm busty with something else so I'll check you out later
No.95686
>>95684
Considering how I work 3x as long as I sleep, it's what keeps me going.
Might hop on video games after I'm done eating.
No.95687
>>95686
Sounds like you work really hard tbh.
You should play!
We could always use more people!
No.95688
>Tfw division beta is the 29th
Thanks humble bundle.
What are we all doing for our night?
No.95689
>>95687
Gotta eat first, I'll add you real quick as well.
No.95690
>>95688
See you in the Dark zone fam
No.95691
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Six in the morn', fire in the street
Burn, baby, burn, that's all I wanna see
And sometimes I get off watchin' you die in vain
It's such a shame they may call me crazy
They may say I suffer from schizophrenia or somethin'
But homie, you made me
No.95692
>>95689
Sure, my steam ID is Sleepen.
Enjoy your food Rain!
No.95693
Imternet is back on!
But sudden pang of sadness.
What do?
No.95694
>>95691
Shotgun blasts are heard.
When I rip and kill, at, will.
The man of the hour, tower of power.
I'll devour.
I'm gonna tie you up and make you understand,
that I'm not yo' average man,
when I got a jammy in my hand.
DAMN!!!!!!
Listen to the way I slay, yo' crew.
DAMAGE, DAMAGE, DAMAGE, DAMAGE,
Destruction, terror, and mayhem.
Pass me a sissy soft sucker I'll slay him.
>>95692
Thanks, friend.
No.95695
No.95696
>>95695
Can't, at mum's house.
And I don't think that would actually help.
I think it stems from thinking my flat is a cavern of sadness.
No.95697
>>95695
Oh, and Dota2 keeps having ping spikes and I dunno how to fix it, so yeah, that sucks.
And I need new taste into a game I got or something.
No.95698
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When I first wake I administer the usual morning walk through death
no sense in abusing your lungs with pepper I go straight for a high grade phencyclidine with all the extras
then I like to open the walls in the house and since it's never mine I start immediately
I can destroy an entire upstairs six bedroom penthouse in under 15 minutes
No.95699
>tfw babies ban Senti from the server
Savage.
No.95700
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>>95694
Six feet deep below the street
So they can't never say shit again
Fuck the man with a thick broomstick
And put a black flag on the end
No.95701
>>95698
i'll straight eat the back half goat while the front half still breathing motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fucking talk food you pussy bitches. Got my teeth cut the fuck out and replaced with teflon coated titanium bitch, i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey down my fucking throat fucking feet and all you fucking busters.
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fucking parsley to me.
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
No.95702
>>95696
it only is if you think it is
No.95703
>>95702
It is pretty dire, as homes go for though.
Ugh, maybe it is just a passing pang.
Soon as I'm getting home, I'm cleaning my duvets and hoovering the floor.
No.95704
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I didn't go to bed, and I found this.
No.95705
>>95690
That's going to turn into a shoot-on-sight pvp zone unless they make it necessary for people to work together in some way.
No.95706
>>95681
thread isnt supposed to be dying this early…
its getting worse
No.95707
>>95703
is it worse then mine?
>>95704
oh
No.95708
I'm gay with a feets fetish
No.95710
>>95708
Foot fetish is bretty gud
No.95711
>>95707
but now I do need to go to bed, after an icecream sandwich.
No.95712
>>95710
would you let me lick your feets ?
No.95713
>>95710
Eyebrow fetishist.
No.95714
No.95715
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>>95712
as long as you're thoroughslut
>>95713
Eyebrow is love
No.95716
>>95707
I don't even have carpets.
No.95717
>>95715
I'd lick every single toe and run my tongue between them and lick the bottoms too
No.95718
>>95714
no, is my blue bunny icecream sandwich, which has the highest allowed fat content of anything sold to the general public and doesn't actually melt, just kinda becomes not frozen then the fat seperates out, but it never looses shape, I used to work at a banquet hall, and once, we left a icecream cup in the fridge by accident, that's how I know.
No.95719
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>>95717
That's filthy and the only thing you're good for you useless excuse for a man
No.95720
>>95715
Pintato I'm going to rub your eyebrows with my dick and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
No.95721
>>95720
That is extremely unchristian and i'm not sure if I can agree to that!
No.95722
>>95719
I know im a pathetic excuse for a man the only thing im good for is licking feets and servicing men im a disgusting faggot with a foot fetish but thank you for letting me lick your feets and shove all your toes in my mouth while rubbing your heel and soles with my hands
No.95723
No.95724
>>95723
Resting in piss indeed.
No.95725
>>95721
You don't need to agree, it will happen regardless.
No.95726
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>>95722
I'm too drunk and not in the mood to help you get off and your usual schtick is getting overused so think of something else because i'm bored of you
>>95725
That's an optimistic outlook!
No.95727
>>95723
no, is bad for yo, I must eat them all myself, to protect your health, also I must sleep, better not take any while I'm asleep.
No.95728
>>95726
Don't struggle, it'll only make it more fun.
No.95729
>>95724
well yups!
>>95727
nope
No.95730
>>95728
We can keep this up all day or until I pass out but this is gonna be like the immovable object meets the unstoppable force!
No.95731
>>95730
Yeah; fair enough, wanna do something mutual instead?
No.95734
No.95747
>>95726
i-i'm sorry sir… please don't be mad at me for being a boring useless piece of trash..