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 No.96153

 No.96155

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>>96153

Thanks Tak <3


 No.96156

a cute thread for a cutie poster


 No.96157

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 No.96158

File: 1453904934254.png (535.03 KB, 610x720, 61:72, tmp_26794-1452672258145-11….png)

help I'm falling asleep


 No.96159

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>>96158

*tickles*


 No.96160

>>96158

QUICKLY fall asleep into my arms


 No.96161

File: 1453905086907.webm (367.05 KB, 640x360, 16:9, GIVE ME THE SUCK.webm)


 No.96163

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>>96158

Morning.


 No.96164

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>>96161

kek, I haven't seen that in a while :)


 No.96165

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>>96162


 No.96166

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>>96163

Morning Kyoko <3

8ch having problems atm


 No.96167

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>>96163

hey there


 No.96168

File: 1453905830206.jpg (401.65 KB, 776x1053, 776:1053, tmp_26794-1452357376670182….jpg)

waking up when you usually go to sleep really messes you up, don't do it


 No.96169

File: 1453905845649.gif (1000.45 KB, 500x201, 500:201, sp36qmNw1qldhit.gif)

Sup


 No.96170

>>96168

tooo late

>>96169

how's it going cherub?


 No.96171

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>>96170

Fine. Just having lunch.


 No.96172

>>96171

anything tasty?


 No.96173

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>>96165

kek

>>96168

It does :s

>>96169

Hey Cherub <3


 No.96174

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>>96172

Curry soup.

>>96173

Hello Magi.


 No.96175

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>>96163

MORNING


 No.96176

File: 1453906064455.webm (410.52 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Confetti - JonTron.webm)

>Cherub


 No.96177

>>96174

sounds tasty

gimme


 No.96178

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 No.96179

>>96178

hey there babe, how'd you sleep?


 No.96180

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>>96176

Thanks. Hope you don't mind if i save that.

I also noticed the others in the last thread.

>>96177

Nope. Just for me!


 No.96181

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>>96174

>Curry Soup

Ohh lovely <3

>>96175

Morning/Afternoon Akarin <3


 No.96182

>>96180

greedy!


 No.96183

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are there any ways to keep your eyes from lowering


 No.96184

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>>96183

Either fight it, or just give in and go back to bed for a while :s


 No.96185

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>>96181

It is indeed. With small meat balls and noodles.

>>96182

>


 No.96186

File: 1453906362030.webm (152.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, You're a big guy.webm)

>>96180

save em all


 No.96187

>>96185

I'll just have to steal it from you then while you sleep


 No.96188

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>>96185

Ohhh, soooo good <3


 No.96189

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>>96186

Thank you!

>>96187

Good luck with that, this soup is gone within an hour.

>>96188

Totally!


 No.96190

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>>96184

I'm gonna try to fight it, don't be surprised if I don't make it though


 No.96191

>>96189

how I plan on doing that is by fucking your face as you sleep


 No.96192

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 No.96193

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 No.96194

>>96193

that is how you take food from people right?


 No.96195

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>>96190

It's tough once that tiredness kicks in, don't push yourself too hard though. If you feel you need to sleep badly, do so <3


 No.96196

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 No.96197

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>>96179

good! A little bit to long but okay.

How about you?

>>96181

Hey MAGI <3

everything alright?


 No.96198

>>96196

well then show me how!

>>96197

alright enough, just sitting here naked chatting up cuties

you doing much?


 No.96199

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>>96197

Yup, got my sleeping pattern sorted I think, just having a relaxing day today

What about yourself?


 No.96200

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>>96198

No. Because i'm not gonna share it.


 No.96201

>>96200

make me something else then, like tacos


 No.96202

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>>96201

Nope. Stop demanding things.


 No.96203

>>96202

but I like demands


 No.96204

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>>96203

Still not gonna change the fact that i'm gonna make something for you.


 No.96205

>>96204

oh yay! what is it? what is it?


 No.96206

File: 1453907322861.gif (548.12 KB, 500x433, 500:433, tmp_26794-1453139165819107….gif)

is it weird to just randomly want to sniff flowers? I have a desire to sniff pretty pink flowers right now


 No.96207

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 No.96208

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>tfw you write an essay about how bernie is great and Hillary is a lying cunt who should never be president

Am I memeing hard enough


 No.96209

>>96206

get some lavender, shit's lovely

>>96207

it's too late cherub now you're going to have to add me and be my friend muhahahaha

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChaosWolfspider/


 No.96210

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>>96209

Fine! Do you accept pidgeon post?


 No.96211

>>96210

roasted or fried?


 No.96212

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 No.96213

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>>96211

No i'm gonna deliver this somehow. So i've figured it might aswell gonna be pidgeon post.


 No.96214

>>96213

alright then!


 No.96215

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 No.96216

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>>96215

I love that webm

Cracks me up everytime :D


 No.96217

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>>96216

I think frank has become overrated.


 No.96218

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>>96217

I haven't seen that much I don't really watch that much youtube, well not as much as I used to.


 No.96219

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>>96218

I like the early stuff he made. Now it has just became too silly.


 No.96220

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>>96219

I suppose its bound to happen with most youtube personalities.


 No.96221

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>>96220

Yeah.


 No.96222

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I'm gonna blame my short attention span on the length of YouTube videos even though that's not true


 No.96223

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 No.96224

>>96222

how fiendish!


 No.96225

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>>96223

Answering your question from 3+ hours ago - I'm alright.


 No.96226

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>>96225

Oh ok :)

Don't worry about it <3


 No.96227

File: 1453909936316.jpg (122.77 KB, 850x1177, 850:1177, CUEqC4xWoAAGXbA.jpg large.jpg)

>guy is going to ask me out in 3 days

help


 No.96228

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 No.96229

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>>96227

Can you predict the future? :^)


 No.96230

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>>96228

s-sorry

>>96229

I dont think so..

But we are having a bet if he gets sick of me by the end of the month and hes talking the whole time about me being his bf and how I should say yes to him at the end of the month..


 No.96231

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>>96230

I guess you'll find out within the next 4 days then


 No.96232

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 No.96233

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 No.96234

>>96230

Who's the lucky guy?


 No.96235

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>>96231

I'm not really sure how to turn him down though ;__;

>>96234

Someone whos not a slut!

((at least i think he isnt one))


 No.96236

File: 1453912220050.jpg (120.71 KB, 600x600, 1:1, tmp_1182-14536084868311224….jpg)

what does it mean if my grapes taste like plums


 No.96237

>>96236

you're pregnant!


 No.96238

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>>96235

Just be honest if you aren't interested

>>96236

They are over ripe


 No.96239

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oh shit im sorry


 No.96240

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what if my orange tastes like grapes


 No.96241

>>96240

then it's stillborn


 No.96242

one of u dumb fucks meme along with me or im gonna kill myself


 No.96243

>>96239

sorry for what? our daddies taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks

>>96242


 No.96244

>>96243

KEEP GOING


 No.96245

>>96244

that's as much as I can take


 No.96246

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>>96240

You need to stop eating fruit in the dark :^)


 No.96247

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>>96238

I will,its still scary though.

>>96239

sorry for what?


 No.96248

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>>96247

Finish your lines


 No.96249

>>96247

Just try not to lead him on

Think about how upset you'd be if I led you on


 No.96250

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>>96246

ooh that's pretty smart and quick thinking


 No.96251

File: 1453912727091.jpg (5.16 KB, 184x184, 1:1, hftsD.jpg)

yeah i see that ur daddy gave u good advice


 No.96252

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>>96247

Good luck anyhow :)

>>96250

Thank you <3


 No.96253

>>96251

>Hailey discovers a 2 year old meme


 No.96254

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>>96253

idiot


 No.96255

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>>96253

Hello?


 No.96256

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>>96247

hey, how are you doing?


 No.96257

>>96254

get on steam already faggot


 No.96258

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>>96257

o-okay


 No.96259

File: 1453913473344.png (228.85 KB, 441x484, 441:484, dzJDLvJ.png)

SOMEONE BETTER SAY "IT GETS BIGGER WHEN I PULL IT" BEFORE I BLOW MY BRAINS OUT


 No.96260

>>96258

good

>>96259

it gets bigger when I pull on it


 No.96261

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>>96260

hmmMMMmMMmMm


 No.96262

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>>96248

im sorry daddy

>>96249

I wont,I promise.

>>96253

stop being mean,they seem nice.

>>96256

Feeling a bit dizzy..I'm eating some pretzels and playing siege with a friend of mine.

What about you?


 No.96263

>>96261

sometimes when I pull on it I rip the skin


 No.96264

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>>96262

dont ever fucking call me that again

>>96263

well my daddy taught me stuff too like how to not rip the skin by using someone elses mouth!


 No.96265

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>>96262

Was meintest du vorhin damit, dass dich jemand fragen will dein bf zu werden?


 No.96266

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HELP THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE ISLAMIC CHANTING


 No.96267

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>>96264

N I C E

I

C

E

>>96265

Jemand möchte mit mir zusammen sein aber ich bin mir noch nicht 100% sicher ob ich ja sagen werde weil wir uns erst vor kurzem getroffen haben..


 No.96268

File: 1453913872375.png (289.12 KB, 1000x1051, 1000:1051, akari.png)

>>96266

what music?


 No.96269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0

>This is 4 years old

Fucking kill me. I remember if it were yesterday


 No.96270

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>>96268

I don't know, it's over now, but it was scary


 No.96271

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 No.96272

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.96273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

./.


 No.96274

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][';


 No.96275

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

,./;


 No.96276

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

<>@:?>


 No.96277

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 No.96278

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.96279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Is it musics time?


 No.96280

File: 1453915636221.png (67.57 KB, 170x195, 34:39, tmp_1182-14531009626151827….png)

my nipples are still sensitive from yesterday


 No.96281

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Wow, /lewd/.


 No.96282

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>96279

Just sharing some music :3

I can imagine so


 No.96283

>>96280

play with them more

>>96281

hi there dotta


 No.96284

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.96285

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>>96282

Noice.

>>96283

Hey hey.

>>96284

I like it.


 No.96286

>>96285

hows' you?


 No.96287

File: 1453915969156.gif (1.42 MB, 320x240, 4:3, noice.gif)


 No.96288

File: 1453916136880.jpg (100.62 KB, 1024x864, 32:27, 45654645456.jpg)

>>96286

Not too bad, thanks. And you?

>>96287

ur noice 2.


 No.96289

>>96288

rather well actually, things are going great


 No.96290

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>96285

I like you.

>>96287


 No.96291

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>>96289

Yeah? That's good to hear.

What's been happening for you lately?

>>96290

Thank you!


 No.96292

>>96280

Pls send pic of nipples


 No.96293

>>96291

lately, lots of lewd shit really about it that


 No.96294

File: 1453916515605.jpg (26.41 KB, 545x545, 1:1, 1431116372550.jpg)

>>96292

Gasp. It's the dreaded nipple collector!

>>96293

Ohoho. You found someone here to lewd with?


 No.96295

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>>96267

Oh. Ist sicher nicht einfach.

Wenn er dich liebt solltest du ehrlich zu ihm sein.


 No.96296

>>96294

here, only some


 No.96297

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 No.96298

>>96294

Hey don't force me into a specific role here

I can want whatever I want

And I want nipples


 No.96299

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>>96298

THE DREADED GENERAL COLLECTOR OF STUFF.


 No.96300

~


 No.96301

File: 1453917356974.png (166.32 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, tmp_1182-1453598242599-205….png)

why do you want my nipples they're tiny as fuck


 No.96302

>>96300

where is it faggot?


 No.96303

File: 1453917468782.jpg (89.35 KB, 850x566, 425:283, sample_5eed550a46fae43dfaa….jpg)

NOTHING GETS ME MORE EXCITED THAN A TAK THREAD


 No.96304

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>Twin have another austism attack

>Threatens to destory my screen and kill me in my sleep

This is the first time in my life I've actually been literally scared of him.


 No.96305

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>>96304

You have an evil twin?

It all makes sense now.


 No.96306

>>96305

Gropy is actually the evil one.

>>96304

Do you think you'll actually sleep tonight?


 No.96307

>>96303

hi cutie


 No.96308

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 No.96309

>>96307

NO

NOT TODAY


 No.96310

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>>96305

Yeah, we've like the same person but opposite, Imagine 1 person being split it two, I've always been cheerful and idiotic, my fashion is always bright color, never wear anything black(pic related my new watch) I'm also the one with an education and a job, while he's the neet for 3 years and only wears black clothes, he's the kind of person who gets mad at you for staring at him and he have legit autism.

Lately he's getting more depressed, he got alot of wounds around his mouth and other stuff, he got mad today because my mom wanted to take him to the doctors and he didnt want to go because it would take to long, he got violent and I had to step in.

>>96306

I'm probably going to get high just so I can sleep.


 No.96311


 No.96312

>>96301

Oh my god now I want then even more


 No.96313

File: 1453918206505.jpg (88.94 KB, 640x447, 640:447, med_1427302958_image.jpg)

>>96310

HEY FUCKER DONT IGNORE ME ILL RIP UR HEAD OFF


 No.96314

File: 1453918246303.jpeg (136.37 KB, 535x535, 1:1, ad4c189584c7ea1e0201b43a0….jpeg)

>>96310

Smartest idea. That is, if you don't get paranoid and stuff.

Anyway you can book the doctors to come and see your brother? Or is that fucking retarded and no such people do house visits?

Shit seems way too above my league; just hope you're chill enough after that.


 No.96315

File: 1453918393024.png (137.22 KB, 276x453, 92:151, 13890511915219.png)

>>96314

Appreantly he've been with me for 20 years, so I've gotten used to it, I just still don't know how to handle him.


 No.96316

>>96310

I've dealt with that kinda shit before

forcing him to go doesn't really help and tricking him into it would be the worst thing ever

you gotta slowly warm him up to the idea


 No.96317

File: 1453918456927.jpg (160.99 KB, 1280x1444, 320:361, tmp_1182-1452673905661-165….jpg)

>>96312

fine I'll send them later


 No.96318


 No.96319

File: 1453918531310.png (984.31 KB, 939x872, 939:872, 1409140507338.png)

>>96316

Eh, I dont know, I've tired everything, logic, reasoning, it doesn't hit him in his head, I've tired for 3 years, only thing I haven't tired is beating him up or forcing him.

He even got a "mentor" who comes and visit him a few times a week and spend 30mins trying to talk logic into him.

If that shit doesn't even work what do you image would happen? How do you warm up an idea at that point.


 No.96320

>>96315

20 years is a long time to accept silly shit as fact.

And I think beating him up is just gonna end in bloodshed.

You're good people though. You're doing good by the mere act of trying… I think, I couldn't even imagine how to handle such difficulty, I'd prolly lock myself up in my bedroom/head.


 No.96321

>>96319

have you tried getting him scared about what would happen if he keeps on like this?

you ever gotten the police involved?


 No.96322

File: 1453919200787.jpg (67.49 KB, 490x424, 245:212, unvirgin.jpg)

>>96320

Why lock yourself up?!

And bloodshed is one way to make my point get across.

I'm the kind of person who would confront issues, I love getting in heated stuff.

>>96321

Yes, we've told him muliple times that he'll die young because of his poor health, that he have to sleep probably and eat right, also told him he'll get his pc and internet taken (happened before, he just ends up lying in his bed all day)

>you ever gotten the police involved?

No


 No.96323

>>96322

did you just give it back to him or did he promise to be good?


 No.96324

File: 1453919462816.jpg (73.65 KB, 627x627, 1:1, ikbFXCw.jpg)

>>96323

I objected, but he just got it back after a day, I just cant understand how a 20 year old can act like this, its beyound my imagination


 No.96325

>>96324

because he knows he can get away with it and that his family will support him with it too

not being funny or anything but the issue seems to be more your parents then him

I have first hand experience with this kinda thing since I went to a boarding school with autistic kids some of them just as bad and others alot worse


 No.96326

File: 1453919722494.jpg (167.77 KB, 850x786, 425:393, sample_614e092174a0ed33374….jpg)

>>96322

Like… to avoid the situation and switch off my brain. Physically or mentally.

Hungover? I'll turn my phone off and play dota2 all day, and dare not leave the room.

Serious shit gone down? Shut down everything or worry about it more!

That's how I'd do. Probably THE WORST thing to do, in any case. Just do things that I wouldn't do and you're doing great.


 No.96327

File: 1453920625086.jpg (157.07 KB, 680x960, 17:24, 14514234688621.jpg)

>>96325

>because he knows he can get away with it and that his family will support him with it too

I agree, im not the one in charge tho, I have no power.

>not being funny or anything but the issue seems to be more your parents then him

I agree again, I told them, but "hes my son XDD"

Tell me how to deal with it

>>96326

That probably is the worst case senarios, I didnt know scanner was a big wus wus.


 No.96328

>>96327

THE MORE YOU KNOW~

Speaking of which, I'mma nap.


 No.96329

File: 1453920689806.gif (899.05 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1431378368444.gif)

>>96327

He is the biggest of wus wus wuss.


 No.96330

File: 1453920937721.jpg (100.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1453611825941.jpg)

>>96328

Night

>>96329

>says the even bigger wus


 No.96331

>>96327

if he gets violent again, phone the police

I'm being serious here, he needs a consequence to his actions because when your parents are dead with them looking after him, he's just going to go into a home and when that happens he'll take all your inheritance and you'll have to look after him then

>>96328

nighty night cutie


 No.96332

File: 1453921016814.png (263.47 KB, 564x502, 282:251, tmp_1182-14527165704212058….png)

I wish I had some gummy bears


 No.96333

File: 1453921025439.png (697.9 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 41502411.png)

>>96330

Pfffff.

How am I even a wuss?


 No.96334

File: 1453921097014.jpg (98.31 KB, 843x798, 281:266, 1437578717449.jpg)

>>96331

I can't see how the police is going to help, obviously itll be scary for him if they came, but they would never take the situation serious or arrest him


 No.96335

>>96332

go get me some


 No.96336

>>96333

You own collars..


 No.96337

File: 1453921180498.png (667.81 KB, 975x713, 975:713, adsadsafsdfsafdsfdasfdsfds….png)

>>96336

Nah, I bought that one for my bf.


 No.96338

>>96334

it's the polices job to take things seriously

bait him into going overboard and doing some damage


 No.96339

File: 1453921196857.jpg (133.85 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1384703524146.jpg)

Imagine your bf makes 90 k a year, k?

Imagine he loves you.

Imagine you make 15 k a year.

Imagine you want to buy a car. But you are 1 k short, so you ask your bf to loan it and you would pay it the next month.

But he doesn't like the car so he doesn't want to do it even tho its a really good deal.

How am I suppose to deal with this.

Also hi!

nice music magi btw


 No.96340

>>96339

you save up some till you've got it


 No.96341

File: 1453921326226.gif (1.51 MB, 535x600, 107:120, tmp_1182-14524098400931037….gif)

>>96339

tell him if you find a car you both like he has to pay more than just the 1k


 No.96342

File: 1453921374356.jpg (211.25 KB, 574x973, 82:139, 1432247996062.jpg)

>>96339

That seems like a silly reason not to loan you money.

I'd be pretty reluctant to loan anyone that kind of money, but not for that kind of reason.


 No.96343

File: 1453921392977.jpg (61.29 KB, 388x900, 97:225, b5b177ca78eedac5102f16decf….jpg)

>>96337

I say the same about my dildos, but I can be honest and say its for myself

>>96338

>tricking him into it would be the worst thing ever

you 5 mins ago


 No.96344

File: 1453921431311.png (113.18 KB, 272x310, 136:155, asdfasdfsafdsafsdfadsfdsfa….png)

>>96343

Yeah, but I actually shipped the collar out to Poland.


 No.96345

File: 1453921464011.jpg (241.72 KB, 827x1144, 827:1144, 1413134401049.jpg)

>>96344

Oh, wheres the pictures from your bf then?


 No.96346

File: 1453921543933.jpg (229.9 KB, 1124x634, 562:317, 1388247645982.jpg)

>>96340

It will be gone by time I get money for it as its sold used and really cheap so people will want to buy it.

>>96341

Huh, he did mentioned me other cars, and talked to me about shit I dont care about like emission and safety.

I guess he is implying that.

>>96342

I just don't get it. Its literally my dream car and by time I have money for it it will be gone for good!


 No.96347

File: 1453921545578.png (352.8 KB, 549x627, 183:209, adsfasfsdfasdfdsfsdafsdfsa….png)

>>96345

His mum confiscated the collar soon after it arrived.


 No.96348

>>96343

that was something different, that's tricking him into getting help

this is making him see consequences and removing him from his parents negative reinforcement for long enough for them to learn how to actually deal with their kid

>>96346

ask your parents for it


 No.96349

File: 1453921697761.png (544.89 KB, 664x795, 664:795, dfsafdsfasfdsafadsfdsafdsf….png)

>>96346

Ehh. People just don't make sense.


 No.96350

File: 1453921697761.gif (541.25 KB, 589x288, 589:288, 1379455206972.gif)

I feel like after rest of his family dies, he gets secluded from his friends because he is in a relationshio with me and basically everyone leaves him to leave him, absolutely destroying him when it will be the hardest for him.

Its mean, but it gets my point across.

>ask your parents for it

did it already


 No.96351

File: 1453921719451.jpg (57.76 KB, 567x1004, 567:1004, 68ea9f35f861ee2a5c731f56f2….jpg)

>>96347

>he says while wearing one right now

>>96348

>my mom just told me she came up with the genius idea of giving him his own room


 No.96352

my parents are more broke than I am

>>96349

oh god


 No.96353

File: 1453921771890.png (584.56 KB, 765x1200, 51:80, 1440978193706.png)

>>96351

Lies! I have no other collars!

>>96352

HAH.


 No.96354

>>96350

>>96352

oh, friends?

>>96351

being more secluded isn't going to help

you may just want to leave them all behind and move out


 No.96355

File: 1453922094362.jpg (51.81 KB, 405x600, 27:40, 16b55595be40734ed0c26acb4c….jpg)

>>96354

Been trying to get my own place for a while, but its kinda dumb without a stable income and still under education lol

If anything he should be throw in the grib of the government, hes over 18 years old, he can be thrown out of the door.


 No.96356

>>96355

your parents are going to look after him for as long as they're alive

have you told them that?

they're going to have a 40 year old retarded man child on their hands


 No.96357

File: 1453922306322.jpg (82.31 KB, 602x698, 301:349, 1384679473348.jpg)

>>96353

Then what collars did you take pics off?


 No.96358

File: 1453922417809.png (337.54 KB, 478x621, 478:621, dfsadfsadfsadfsadsdafsdafs….png)

>>96357

I bough one collar and took 2 pics of it. That's the only one I've ever bought and it's the one I shipped off.


 No.96359

File: 1453922560108.jpg (215.72 KB, 1278x724, 639:362, ss (2016-01-26 at 04.54.58….jpg)

i have the best collars


 No.96360

File: 1453922725901.jpg (42 KB, 470x707, 470:707, 12360140_1685951041680892_….jpg)

>That Asuka spam

Tfw one more week until my DVD arrives with that delicious artbook (hopefully)

Also is it weird that I want to choke someone because it's hot?


 No.96361

File: 1453922781325.png (155.46 KB, 311x341, 311:341, adsfsdfasfsfsdfsdfsafsdfsd….png)

>>96360

>Also is it weird that I want to choke someone because it's hot?

Confirmed for Dutch moe.


 No.96362

>>96360

dress them up as Asuka then reenact the last ep


 No.96363

File: 1453923163334.jpg (35.13 KB, 300x373, 300:373, cyrus.jpg)

i came along way to see you now i wish you were dead


 No.96364

File: 1453923227538.png (7.81 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 2016-01-26 18.40.44.png)


 No.96365

File: 1453923314725.jpg (2.27 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_2391.jpg)

>>96359

i beg to differ


 No.96366

File: 1453923342646.png (1.69 MB, 1062x1080, 59:60, 1453604355641.png)

>>96365

leatherheads get out


 No.96367

>>96366

>leatherheads

leather is fucking ew

i can only have it in pink cause otherwise it creeps me out


 No.96368

File: 1453923683661.jpg (15.71 KB, 500x283, 500:283, questioning (5).jpg)

>>96367

>leather is fucking ew

>all collars are leather


 No.96369

>>96368

it looks too kinky when it's not pink, i don't like that.


 No.96370

also, the top one is not leather.


 No.96371

the bottom one is probably faux leather too when i think about it.


 No.96372


 No.96373

File: 1453923983449.jpg (124.13 KB, 653x783, 653:783, 41462963.jpg)

>>96372

You know him and all his fetishes.


 No.96374

File: 1453924151798.jpg (5.16 KB, 184x184, 1:1, hftsD.jpg)

downvoted


 No.96375

File: 1453924192892.jpg (3.7 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, P1020073.JPG)

>not liking leather

plebyist of plebs that have ever plebed


 No.96376

File: 1453924462555.png (228.85 KB, 441x484, 441:484, dzJDLvJ.png)

>>96375

downvoted


 No.96377

File: 1453925293328-0.jpg (42.54 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HNI_0048.JPG)

File: 1453925293329-1.jpg (57.57 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HNI_0019.JPG)

File: 1453925293375-2.jpg (46.43 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HNI_0020.JPG)

>>96376

it's good!


 No.96378

File: 1453925567773.png (228.85 KB, 441x484, 441:484, dzJDLvJ.png)

>>96377

DOWNVOTED


 No.96379

File: 1453925744424.png (496.11 KB, 714x678, 119:113, d3e201rcsnwco1_1280.png)

>>96378

ur face is downvoted.


 No.96380

File: 1453925809385.png (145.51 KB, 258x249, 86:83, tumblr_inline_mn1m3316rf1q….png)

>>96379

upvoted


 No.96381

>>96378

you can't down a vote bruv


 No.96382

File: 1453926268418.png (708.46 KB, 1106x720, 553:360, Honeyview_Pic1.png)

Hey :3


 No.96383

>>96382

hi there, how're you doing?


 No.96384

File: 1453926345792.png (565.18 KB, 585x720, 13:16, Honeyview_Screenshot_51.png)

>>96383

I am good ^^


 No.96385

>>96384

anything good happen to you?


 No.96386

File: 1453926489792.png (912.51 KB, 1279x720, 1279:720, Honeyview_Screenshot_30.png)

>>96385

Lots of good stuff :3

And how are you? I forgot to ask


 No.96387

File: 1453926518193.png (267.53 KB, 550x700, 11:14, a1c10c37c10193b035d6e0d827….png)

>>96386

Let me hug you.


 No.96388

>>96386

I'm great, this cutie I've gotten is coming next Wednesday

so I'm happy as hell


 No.96389

File: 1453926690228.png (803.8 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 7a2f11f596bb2beedb10790364….png)

>>96381

>Have neck collar but no lover to own you.

Feels bad man.


 No.96390

File: 1453926722220.png (1.06 MB, 1188x720, 33:20, Honeyview_Screenshot_52.png)

>>96387

Hugs are okay.

>>96388

That's good, right?


 No.96391

File: 1453926833390.jpg (316.59 KB, 850x1201, 850:1201, sample-3de2843f2d74e8fa0b2….jpg)


 No.96392

>>96389

don't just give it out willy nilly, make them earn it

>>96390

it's great


 No.96393

File: 1453927065435.png (967.67 KB, 1280x714, 640:357, HoneyviewScreenshot_1.png)

>>96391

How do i respond to hugs? I haven't hugged anyone for quite a while :3

>>96392

Then… Yay! ^^


 No.96394

File: 1453927105690.jpg (643.36 KB, 802x615, 802:615, c5feac8df1213d4e7b13532ed3….jpg)

>>96392

>No sadistic lover to love.

Kill me.

>>96393

With a hug!


 No.96395

File: 1453927156624.png (648.5 KB, 723x720, 241:240, Honeyview_Screenshot_49.png)

>>96394

*Hug*

I did well?


 No.96396

>>96393

oh yus yus, it'll be nice having someone around as well

>>96394

I'll steal you away instead, how's that sound?


 No.96397

File: 1453927378858.png (708.99 KB, 788x720, 197:180, Honeyview_Screenshot_40.png)

I am going now.. sorry for being here for so little time :3


 No.96398

>>96397

take care then


 No.96399

File: 1453927522080.png (357.65 KB, 550x594, 25:27, 1432625592_1025743.png)

>>96394

*kisses your feets


 No.96400

File: 1453927551609.jpg (196.69 KB, 800x600, 4:3, d1dd7ea2664d155971ad1ee1ff….jpg)

>>96395

You've dun gud.

>>96396

That sound amazing.


 No.96401

File: 1453927588627.jpg (155.51 KB, 850x597, 850:597, sample-09adef08e29631f6633….jpg)

>>96399

H-hello.


 No.96402

File: 1453927634772.png (673.63 KB, 980x1196, 245:299, 14455516532569.png)

>>96401

Good afternoon


 No.96403

>>96400

if only america was an option for me


 No.96404

File: 1453927791470.jpg (339.24 KB, 800x488, 100:61, consent.jpg)

>>96403

It sucks to be English.

>>96402

Hi!


 No.96405

File: 1453927891847.jpg (207.32 KB, 852x702, 142:117, 1446100348994.jpg)

>>96404

How are you my friend


 No.96406

>>96404

sucks to be anyone


 No.96407

File: 1453928488778.jpg (70.56 KB, 715x908, 715:908, 6e1bcceadc0af0e1cfc9c0365c….jpg)

>>96405

I am doing great. Best friend

>>96406

Sucks living.


 No.96408

>>96407

you'd not stop sucking if I slapped you


 No.96409

File: 1453928552572.jpg (388.54 KB, 1143x1080, 127:120, 1451489680474.jpg)

>>96407

I'm very glad to hear that best friend Anything planned tonight ?


 No.96410

File: 1453928825802.gif (60.44 KB, 230x270, 23:27, kyokolaugh.gif)


 No.96411

File: 1453929110253.jpg (111.31 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 32407ac5b31c6665ac0387e0bd….jpg)

>>96408

I will never stop

>>96409

Eat and sleep.


 No.96412

File: 1453929179831.jpg (96.22 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1449540682185.jpg)

>>96411

would you eat me ?


 No.96413

File: 1453929284426.jpg (256.37 KB, 600x800, 3:4, eefc15505ab600a1f7d5d48cab….jpg)

>>96412

….. yes.


 No.96414

File: 1453929297355.jpg (50.09 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Fuko3.jpg)

why do people like nirvana


 No.96415

>>96410

hi there how're you?

>>96411

you'd vacuum my dick off!

I can't be having none of that


 No.96416

File: 1453929389419.png (338.48 KB, 859x1000, 859:1000, 1446177222356.png)


 No.96417

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>96414

because


 No.96418

File: 1453929470444.png (354.47 KB, 600x800, 3:4, cb0bf817233904bcaeb6dbad82….png)

>>96415

I wouldn't do that.


 No.96419

File: 1453929529413.jpg (29.22 KB, 640x480, 4:3, IllusionDolls-image-illusi….jpg)

>>96417

god his voice sounds like gravelly shit im glad his wife killed him


 No.96420

File: 1453929646587.jpg (194.96 KB, 850x1105, 10:13, sample-3043a83750ccb2b8a62….jpg)

>>96416

I don't rape people .


 No.96421

>>96418

prove it!

>>96419

weird al?


 No.96422

File: 1453929759177.png (1.59 MB, 2005x1605, 401:321, 1447563051948.png)

>>96420

would you make me beg on all fours to lick your feets


 No.96423

File: 1453929768893.jpg (133.29 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-675b221177fb7b97c5f….jpg)

>>96421

Are you asking of a video of me sucking my dick?


 No.96424

File: 1453929810944.jpg (134.62 KB, 400x520, 10:13, c446d03fb5cb8eb610b1665d55….jpg)

>>96422

No, you would do it even if I said no


 No.96425

File: 1453929863593.png (463.89 KB, 667x750, 667:750, 14440886594325.png)

>>96424

h-how did you know ?


 No.96426

>>96423

if you're willing


 No.96427

File: 1453929905969.jpg (346.56 KB, 850x887, 850:887, sample_f5e1752fec97bf5ca1a….jpg)

I AWAKEN AGAIN!

AFFIX THE CAIRNS FOR OUR BROKEN GODS!


 No.96428

File: 1453929941067.jpg (44.93 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HNI_0047.JPG)

>>96427

75 squids


 No.96429

File: 1453930001721.jpg (196.69 KB, 800x600, 4:3, d1dd7ea2664d155971ad1ee1ff….jpg)

>>96425

Because I know.

>>96426

Beg.


 No.96430

>>96428

MY heart and body belongs to the ethereal lords of lewd now, mere trinkets won't purchase my attentions now!


 No.96431

File: 1453930097647.png (1.39 MB, 1028x1440, 257:360, 1452476543733.png)

>>96429

I feel like I'm going too far, erica told me to be good while they were gone and I most certainly am not


 No.96432

File: 1453930281887.jpg (159.79 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-815f3df7bf724883c82….jpg)

>>96431

You can be as bad as you want. As long you post more touhou lewds.


 No.96433

File: 1453930364509.jpg (40.88 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HNI_0049.JPG)

>>96429

no u

>>96430

and 20p


 No.96434

File: 1453930408683.jpg (1.1 MB, 1438x2000, 719:1000, 1422185518895.jpg)


 No.96435

File: 1453930501115.jpeg (48.39 KB, 432x480, 9:10, 172b2215bfad1375066766c47….jpeg)

>>96433

NNNNNGHFUUUUUUUUUCK @///@


 No.96436

File: 1453930546352.png (173.62 KB, 592x528, 37:33, 4goggs.png)

>>96435

Hey, I have some Turkish lira here with your name all over it.


 No.96437

File: 1453930552171.jpg (289.69 KB, 849x1202, 849:1202, sample-1b863905611d7ba92c1….jpg)

>>96433

No you.

>>96434

I-I am not a lolicon.


 No.96438

File: 1453930586644.jpg (123.47 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 1446156477085.jpg)

>>96437

Pervert


 No.96439

File: 1453930781335.jpg (138.93 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-5bf5de6e6cde63e7095….jpg)

>>96438

Love you.


 No.96440

File: 1453930839036.jpeg (463.38 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 13c77f737f1a620733585a55c….jpeg)

>>96436

A-and what would I need to do for those sweet kebab coins?

What's the catch? >///>


 No.96441

File: 1453930939769.jpg (1.39 MB, 1500x2113, 1500:2113, tvqbwf.jpg)

>>96439

t-this is so sudden !


 No.96442

>>96435

such a cutie

>>96437

nope


 No.96443

File: 1453930987139.png (431.1 KB, 460x460, 1:1, sk1426890959893.png)

GUYS

GUYS GUYS

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND NOW I'M OLD

Send all your presents to:

Parkveien 35

0258 Oslo


 No.96444

File: 1453931063139.png (895.02 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1452642413274.png)

>>96443

Happy birthday old man


 No.96445

>>96443

happy birthday


 No.96446

>>96443

>Oslo

Gropy pack your stuff! Its time for party crashing!

I'm kidding i don't have time for that


 No.96447

File: 1453931171010.png (712.38 KB, 1035x1076, 1035:1076, dfafasfdfsafdsfsdafdsfdsaf….png)

>>96443

Happy birthday! <3

>>96440

You can have them for free. I can't do anything with them.


 No.96448

>>96443

Happy birthday Skandi!

I hope you have a great time tonight!


 No.96449

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBG3kFz7cro&

RATE MY LATEST UTUBE VIDEO GUYS


 No.96450

>>96449

Needs more explosions.


 No.96451

>>96443

Happy birthday!

I hope you find the milk of human happiness!


 No.96452

File: 1453931404703.png (361.67 KB, 650x551, 650:551, 931de81ded68857d5b43077aa2….png)

>>96441

>

It's true!

>>96442

Yes.


 No.96453

File: 1453931420471.jpg (Spoiler Image, 79.47 KB, 1000x934, 500:467, ec01628e806cdab0dc6bc9ef79….jpg)

>>96443

Ya play Dota2? I can give you a dota2 set or soemthing.

Oh, and my present.

<

>>96447

You drive a hard bargain.


 No.96454

>>96452

o.k beg then!


 No.96455

File: 1453931465912.jpg (210.82 KB, 650x733, 650:733, mizuhashi-parsee-full-1484….jpg)

>>96454

No you.


 No.96456

>>96449

>That dank ass spoiler on the girls ride in the background

Kid needs to upgrade his shit before he starts competing with the best.


 No.96457

File: 1453931534794.jpg (1.09 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1453501277532.jpg)

>>96452

How do I respond ?!


 No.96458

File: 1453931536154.png (170.38 KB, 357x437, 357:437, sk1426890959625.png)

>>96444

Thank you, young girl.

>>96445

Thanks!

>>96446

If you and Gropy show up at Parkveien 35, Oslo with some sixpacks of beer, I think the Israeli embassy will be a tiny bit confused!

>>96447

Thanks! Though, as I've pointed out, I'm now so old that my culture dictates I go into the forest and get eaten by wolves, so I'm not a burden to my community!

>>96448

Thanks!

Well, hardly! I mean, the (tiny) party's not until Saturday, so tonight I've just treated myself to absinthe!

>>96451

Thanks! And uh, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to mean!

>>96453

I barely play vidya at all, and the pic's not to my taste, but it's the thought that counts!


 No.96459

File: 1453931584153.png (5.23 MB, 3142x2373, 3142:2373, 53691319_p0.png)

>>96443

Ok im sending myself


 No.96460

>>96458

What is to your taste?

I MUST GET YOU BEST PRESENT!


 No.96461

>>96455

I don't wanna

>>96458

no you're a thanks


 No.96462

File: 1453931696541.jpg (39.41 KB, 317x311, 317:311, sk1426890959402.jpg)

>>96459

Like I mentioned to Clock, that's the Israeli embassy. But I'm sure they'll appreciate you!

>>96460

Hm. Well, tomboys, I guess?


 No.96463

>>96458

Well enjoy Saturday then!

Still enjoy today though!

Uhh… just enjoy every day!


 No.96464

File: 1453931744981.jpg (289.69 KB, 849x1202, 849:1202, sample-1b863905611d7ba92c1….jpg)

>>96457

Kiss me!


 No.96465


 No.96466

File: 1453931774255.jpg (121.85 KB, 900x892, 225:223, 193141_p0.jpg)

>>96462

No im coming to your house, not that address. I expect a welcoming party when I get there


 No.96467

File: 1453931801600.jpg (372.07 KB, 750x952, 375:476, kyokobirthday.jpg)

>>96443

Happy Birthday slut.


 No.96468

File: 1453931803449.jpeg (147.22 KB, 1015x1155, 29:33, 1453848114525.jpeg)

>>96464

i-i don't know if I should !


 No.96469

File: 1453931932859.jpg (330.34 KB, 1680x1280, 21:16, Touhou.full.218467.jpg)


 No.96470

File: 1453931995292.jpg (118.07 KB, 850x604, 425:302, sample-0d2de386b86e967c0ff….jpg)


 No.96471

File: 1453932001494.jpg (26.78 KB, 167x169, 167:169, tw66ktgrv1ra7owro.jpg)


 No.96472

File: 1453932038612.png (179.96 KB, 400x400, 1:1, sk1426890959705.png)

>>96461

No you!

>>96463

I uh, I'll make a valiant attempt to enjoy stuff in general, including days!

>>96465

Because the Israeli embassy resides at Parkveien 35, and I just included the address as a joke! I live pretty significantly further north.

>>96466

I'll bring out the red carpet! If any Amerikan knocks, I'll assume it's you!

>>96467

I want a happy birthday slut! Or, at worst, a depressed birthday slut! Uh, poor attempts at humour aside, thanks!


 No.96473

File: 1453932050015.jpg (Spoiler Image, 357.47 KB, 976x1400, 122:175, loved_www.hentairules.net_….jpg)

>>96462

May search through the whole of exhentai for the best tomboy stuff, but got lazy, want me to share President is loved by Shindo L?


 No.96474

>>96458

Yet do I fear thy nature;

It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness

To catch the nearest way: thou wouldst be great,

Art not without ambition, but without

The illness should attend it. What thou wouldst highly,


 No.96475

>>96472

Yeah, it's probably easier if you just enjoy everything tbh…

Can get kinda complicated otherwise!


 No.96476

File: 1453932186076.jpg (875.93 KB, 2426x4314, 1213:2157, eJwNyksOwiAQANC7cAA-AzNAL2….jpg)

is this enough to get beat up in school?


 No.96477

File: 1453932221140.jpg (193.38 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 32491882_p6_master1200.jpg)

>>96472

Great, then you can take me out to dinner


 No.96478

File: 1453932225348.jpg (13.75 KB, 300x300, 1:1, z2HJPdu.jpg)

>>96476

did u get 1 day shipping lol


 No.96479

File: 1453932231687.jpg (330.34 KB, 1680x1280, 21:16, Touhou.full.218467.jpg)

>>96471

Kisses for you too!


 No.96480

File: 1453932242073.gif (655.17 KB, 300x340, 15:17, 1445805394413.gif)


 No.96481

File: 1453932302469.jpg (432.15 KB, 631x800, 631:800, Ibuki.Fuko.full.281787.jpg)

>>96478

2 day ye amazon prime is da bess


 No.96482

>>96472

too bad, you're thanked all over


 No.96483

File: 1453932318824.jpg (274.66 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 622f35c5095ef75cffcd444a6c….jpg)


 No.96484

File: 1453932326197.png (139.76 KB, 394x496, 197:248, hoaq9sON1taga.png)

>>96479

Yay~! Thank you~!


 No.96485

File: 1453932339709.jpg (20.23 KB, 528x297, 16:9, tumblr_ncf0rwDU8w1twodyxo1….jpg)

>>96480

dont be jelly im hotter than u ;))))))


 No.96486

File: 1453932349360.png (709.12 KB, 1000x1150, 20:23, b31dd10bea2bd1123a6214f371….png)


 No.96487

File: 1453932359909.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.43 KB, 543x609, 181:203, 971989_476772385727475_816….jpg)

>>96476

I dunno, lots of colors.

Probably worse to get beat up over, I haven't been in school in 6 years so maybe the autists run the asylum now.


 No.96488

File: 1453932416793.gif (908.09 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 54fgh.gif)

>>96476

Only if you like to be


 No.96489

File: 1453932438424.png (88.86 KB, 330x328, 165:164, 1448872244694.png)

>>96485

>Implying


 No.96490

File: 1453932532639.png (709.12 KB, 1000x1150, 20:23, b31dd10bea2bd1123a6214f371….png)

>>96483

p-please


 No.96491

File: 1453932657866.png (277.34 KB, 583x600, 583:600, sk1426890959560.png)

>>96473

Thanks, but it's fine. I'm rarely particularly lewd when I've been drinking anyway!

>>96475

U-uh, yes! Can you imagine going through life without enjoying every bit of it? What an absurd idea!

>>96477

You'll get McDonald's! Takeaway pizza at best! I'm no sugar daddy!

>>96482

I tried to do a thing with "thanked" sounding vaguely like "spanked", but the joke disappeared!


 No.96492

File: 1453932745759.png (86.84 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1341125778980.png)

that's Tak tak tak Tak Tak


 No.96493

File: 1453932780794.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)

>>96491

it's o.k we all know you liked to be spanked

>>96492

hi there bard


 No.96494

File: 1453932848451.jpg (42.32 KB, 164x302, 82:151, 53.jpg)

>>96493

hallo spider how are you getting along today?


 No.96495

File: 1453932888934.jpg (218.96 KB, 850x1157, 850:1157, sample-f164a535091df392920….jpg)

>>96490

No.

>>96484

Love you.


 No.96496

File: 1453932906139.png (180.41 KB, 1390x1380, 139:138, kyokodorito.png)


 No.96497

>>96491

Yeah, to think there's still some people out there who aren't enjoying stuff, that's pretty crazy man!

>>96492

Did you play with your friend?


 No.96498

File: 1453932924560.jpg (499.97 KB, 600x849, 200:283, d635b3b93b9eae570c5f3b333f….jpg)


 No.96499

>>96491

I'm much like that too, just wanted to please for best day, birthday, before you get too old and then nobody would wanna touch yo dick or something or call you grandad


 No.96500

File: 1453932941853.jpg (128.56 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1453834786481.jpg)

>>96476

Make it two chicken sandwiches and fries

>>96492

hi hi


 No.96501

File: 1453932962346.png (155.81 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Bleached-Whale-4426577_500….png)

>>96487

my school is pretty homophobic so idk

>>96488

i do! physical abuse and verbal abuse are my biggest turn ons

>>96489

>not 300 lbs

i have a p distinct advantage dude


 No.96502

>>96491

What are you doing to celebrate?

Are you playing any videogames


 No.96503

File: 1453932978867.jpg (57.63 KB, 325x296, 325:296, 52.jpg)

>>96497

I just woke up but I think he is still at work so Ill probably have to wait about 2 to a few hours but that is okay because hopefully he will have good news tonight! Hiii sleepy has your day been alright ?


 No.96504

File: 1453933020103.png (58.56 KB, 480x288, 5:3, nsuk2zjGaP1tj2repo.png)

>>96495

Love you too~!

>


 No.96505

File: 1453933131651.png (5.04 KB, 341x252, 341:252, Untitled.png)

>>96501

Oh, they'll smell the gay on you and tear you apart like at the ending of Perfume: Story of a murderer.


 No.96506

File: 1453933134948.gif (1.19 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 456.gif)

>>96501

>>96501

Then wear the fug out of it!


 No.96507

>>96503

Good news?

That sounds nice, I hope he does!

My day has been fine, not very eventful but I'm in a good mood for some reason.


 No.96508

File: 1453933152587.jpg (66.83 KB, 900x506, 450:253, CHINS ON CHINS.jpg)

good afternoon goys


 No.96509

>>96494

I'll tell you after I fix this mess I made with this cuteboy I was supposed to be meeting up with

fucker may have fallen for me in less then a week


 No.96510

File: 1453933202787.png (5.42 KB, 567x409, 567:409, heart.png)


 No.96511

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.96512

>>96508

Hello!


 No.96513

File: 1453933283848.jpg (24.89 KB, 480x360, 4:3, don't touch.jpg)

>>96510

scanner

shoot me in the face


 No.96514

File: 1453933286831.jpg (69.08 KB, 209x304, 11:16, 111.jpg)

>>96491

Happy birthday Skandi!

>>96509

oh you lucky ducky I wish I was that charming

>>96508

Howdy there Ticky Tacky

how does it go?

>>96507

Better boring and good than busy and shitty right? :p


 No.96515

>>96514

I'm really not, he's just desperate and it's awful because I feel bad but it's not like I led him on, he knew full well what this was but yet he wanted more out of it without forming a proper relationship first


 No.96516

File: 1453933473688.png (304.4 KB, 543x823, 543:823, eda73006975504d06941bf3f3b….png)

>>96508

Afternoon


 No.96517

File: 1453933489900.jpeg (171.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 6b1c377ab50684ee92e79ef0a….jpeg)

>>96513

First, I want to know what brought you to your knees, begging for my hot metal load to blow your brains out.


 No.96518

File: 1453933511968.jpg (170.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Yui96.jpg)

>>96515

oh…

oh my


 No.96519

>>96514

Gotta agree with you on that one


 No.96520

File: 1453933552806.jpg (102.59 KB, 570x660, 19:22, d6387efd5ef81ac2ceea325c79….jpg)


 No.96521

File: 1453933553651.jpg (181.14 KB, 551x433, 551:433, sk1426890959894.jpg)

>>96493

I don't believe I've mentioned it here, but I kinda do, yes.

>>96497

Like any normal person, I of course wake up in the morning with a smile on my face and leap out of bed, ready for a new day of productivity!

>>96499

I uh, I'm really not that old! I'm 24! Which is old by chan standards, granted.

>>96502

I am not playing any video games! I had dinner with family and now I'm drinking absinthe, shitposting, and talking to master! A decent evening all around!

>>96514

Thanks, B-dawg!


 No.96522

>>96516

Hey bit how are you?


 No.96523

File: 1453933618411.jpg (78 KB, 800x592, 50:37, 1440209527724.jpg)


 No.96524

File: 1453933663250.jpg (8.51 KB, 342x342, 1:1, confused screaming.jpg)

>>96512

greetings sleepen

>>96514

I was born covered in gold paint

>>96516

oh hey bit

>>96517

your hot load is what brought me here


 No.96525

File: 1453933671076.jpg (38.79 KB, 250x351, 250:351, thumb.jpg)

>>96523

Come here


 No.96526

File: 1453933727169.png (481.63 KB, 800x955, 160:191, 1440210057743.png)

>>96525

w-what are you going to do to me ?


 No.96527

>>96521

That actually sounds really creepy for some reason…


 No.96528

File: 1453933748442.jpg (294.39 KB, 476x600, 119:150, 3mcqun61t1s8lycgo.jpg)

>>96520

Parsee…. Who is that other person?


 No.96529

File: 1453933752456.png (13.51 KB, 449x414, 449:414, poop.png)

this seems familiar..


 No.96530

File: 1453933757212.jpg (273.82 KB, 761x1025, 761:1025, 4457.jpg)

>>96522

Im fine, how are you today?


 No.96531

>>96521

Oh god, and I thought I WAS OLD, YOU GRANDPAPPY

>I'll be 24 soon too

>Let's move into a old people's home together and get older together

>Playing boardgames, drinking constant cups of tea and receiving the occasional abuse from orderlies

>>96524

Nah I'm serious, why do you want the sweet release of death?

Did you do something really embarrassing?


 No.96532

File: 1453933773370.png (868.71 KB, 943x698, 943:698, 1453091699813.png)


 No.96533

>>96529

AKARiN ^~^: how are you, slutty~

forgot line


 No.96534

File: 1453933824904.jpg (442.12 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, bit.jpg)

>>96524

with a glass fork in your mouth right?


 No.96535

>>96530

Its going pretty well to be honest.


 No.96536

File: 1453933891122.jpg (196.69 KB, 800x600, 4:3, d1dd7ea2664d155971ad1ee1ff….jpg)

>>96528

Who?

>>96526

Eat you.


 No.96537

File: 1453933936158.jpg (618.67 KB, 777x1000, 777:1000, 1441965154176.jpg)

>>96536

would you eat me alive


 No.96538

File: 1453933936616.png (263.85 KB, 500x666, 250:333, 1fd97dbeacf07a69c64f823ce0….png)

>>96532

Shit.


 No.96539

>>96529

>pooping whilst on Steam

You degenerate.

>>96532

Boringshit/10

>>96536

Paru, are you a voraphile? .w.


 No.96540

File: 1453933978076.png (19.77 KB, 326x281, 326:281, 1453671462237.png)

>>96535

kill yourself fattie


 No.96541

File: 1453934028015.png (6.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gondola_olev.png)


 No.96542

File: 1453934027488.png (177.17 KB, 262x398, 131:199, uhh.png)

>>96531

yes

I have brought dishonor to my famiry

>>96534

And a shotgun in my hand.


 No.96543

File: 1453934032835.jpg (186.18 KB, 850x1009, 850:1009, sample-2cdb1efb253bec95cf4….jpg)

>>96537

Yes.

>>96539

I am everything but also nothing.


 No.96544

>>96518

#polygamoustroubles

>>96521

it's kinda figured out


 No.96545

File: 1453934053290.jpg (36.51 KB, 500x283, 500:283, c969aBh1uuwawno1_500.jpg)

>>96536

…Nevermind, i must be tired.


 No.96546

File: 1453934077266.jpg (35.52 KB, 246x274, 123:137, 1440952223272.jpg)

>>96543

I didn't want to touch myself today and you're doing this to me.. Meanie


 No.96547

File: 1453934100137.jpg (231.4 KB, 434x600, 217:300, Let me serve you, master..jpg)

>>96545

Seman demon is here.


 No.96548

>>96532

>>96511

The video is alright, but it irritates me that the person throwing the snowball went easy on the kid.

This lead to the kid not learning to fear the snow, and as a result, the kid got fucked up.


 No.96549

File: 1453934130419.jpg (61.83 KB, 600x744, 25:31, a9a1f77df87cb445761159357a….jpg)

>>96546

You wish I was there to help you.


 No.96550

File: 1453934197492.png (503.32 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 1391393883739.png)

>>96549

would you step on it and spit in my mouth before cutting me up into pieces and boiling me into stew ?


 No.96551

File: 1453934226584.png (397.73 KB, 454x698, 227:349, ntdd3dnSlQ1taga0po.png)

>>96547

But i don't have any semen.

>>96550

What are you doing with Parsee?


 No.96552

File: 1453934232797.jpg (181.45 KB, 480x518, 240:259, lens5.jpg)

SHIT NIGGA

BTFO

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SOOOOON


 No.96553

File: 1453934307205.png (120.66 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6390f7c22aee2b6b1d06b43e2f….png)

>>96541

Eww.

>>96542

Time to commit sudoku to regain your honor.

Sit still, this will only take a minute.

>>96543

If I wasn't so sated and calm, I'd be babbling about how you're my new god and that you probably have a non-euclidian Klien butthole; since you said that. But I'm pretty braindead right now. I got a cup of tea to keep me level.


 No.96554

File: 1453934311225.jpg (24.4 KB, 462x462, 1:1, 1450634618887.jpg)

>>96550

you are sick


 No.96555

File: 1453934320474.jpg (496.44 KB, 700x795, 140:159, 83dac3fe35b11d52f8e8ccb644….jpg)

>>96550

No I would toy with you then tie you up, keeping you in my dungeon, and you will only be my sex toy until I get bored of you.


 No.96556

File: 1453934327299.jpg (98.33 KB, 440x440, 1:1, sk1426890959848.jpg)

>>96527

How about "creep out of bed, smile still frozen from the day before, ready for a new day of 'getting things done'"?

>>96531

>get older together

Literally impossible! Once you hit 24, that's maximum age! When you "turn 25" you crumble to dust and they bring out a clone of you which looks like you at the impossibly old age of 25!

>>96544

You callin' me a sub?


 No.96557

File: 1453934363300.jpg (211.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Leopard-Raws] Dagashi Kas….jpg)

>>96535

Good, not that busy anymore?


 No.96558

>>96550

.///.

Paru better boil you with carrots. You know, hands are the best parts of human meat


 No.96559

File: 1453934381474.png (6.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gondola_olev.png)

>>96553

BRAPPPPPZZZZT


 No.96560

File: 1453934382366.jpg (103.21 KB, 850x979, 850:979, sample-ea53274898a02e75d6c….jpg)

>>96553

I wish I had tea.


 No.96561

File: 1453934445355.jpg (56.58 KB, 400x400, 1:1, fcpwcKLlw1s0hbv1o.jpg)

>>96557

Correct. But i'll be going to bed soon.


 No.96562

File: 1453934445289.jpg (127.02 KB, 1000x666, 500:333, 1440833837576.jpg)

>>96555

would you slap and hit me when you're bored of using me sexually too ? t-thank you for making me your toy


 No.96563

File: 1453934462411.jpg (105.22 KB, 550x741, 550:741, Gundam why won't you play~.jpg)

>>96558

>Not liking the liver.

Looks like you're not learning for Hannibal.

>>96551

Give me your seman.


 No.96564

>>96550

Hmm…

>>96556

Forget it!

Hate everything…

I don't want to live in such a hellish world!


 No.96565

>>96556

nuclear submarine


 No.96566

File: 1453934522436.gif (733.64 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Em1ti9daco1_500.gif)


 No.96567

File: 1453934553399.png (39.94 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 2nb3hUlEn1s1bajl.png)

>>96563

You can't make me!


 No.96568

File: 1453934584819.jpg (220.63 KB, 577x1063, 577:1063, gfhfgh.jpg)

>>96561

GreAT


 No.96569

File: 1453934590906.png (154.25 KB, 361x361, 1:1, sk1426890959449.png)

>>96558

What, really? Why? It seems like barely anything but tendons. Legs and arms seem more reasonable, if you don't want to mess about with internal organs.

>>96564

I will take your advice and hate everything from now on! Thanks!

>>96565

We all live in a nuclear submarine?


 No.96570

>>96569

>tfw Skandi hates you


 No.96571

>>96569

you are


 No.96572

File: 1453934672911.jpg (98.2 KB, 640x800, 4:5, Blasting at full speed!.jpg)

>>96562

No, I would then begin to cut you up and when I get board of cutting you up, then I would start chopping off your limbs, and start cooking.

>>96567

GIVE IT!


 No.96573

File: 1453934730317.jpg (81.63 KB, 687x757, 687:757, sa64rWWkF1s9o9z0o.jpg)

>>96572

You'll have to catch me first!


 No.96574

File: 1453934732845.jpg (50.69 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1439942758338.jpg)

>>96572

it is becoming increasingly more difficult not to give into my urges now


 No.96575

File: 1453934748440.png (179.56 KB, 485x635, 97:127, sk1426890959475.png)

>>96570

If I hate everything and everyone equally, that's basically the same as loving everything and everyone equally, right?

>>96571

I'm Jean Valjean!


 No.96576

>>96556

SO THAT'S WHY YOU GET THAT THING IN THE POST!

The one that says 'Have you got life insurance?'

It's a ploy for companies to get our details so they can collect our dust as we die in the night!

>>96559

*gag*

Oh Great Red Herald, stop my life now.

>>96560

I'll make you some, it'll be cheap stuff but you'll get a gingernut biscuit with it; since I'm a good host.

>>96569

We do a lot of stuff with our hands, I heard it is like… the chicken wings of the human body, you know, snack food.

Plus, it has been known that French people taste the best.

>>96563

Tbh, I learn all my stuff from all the random trivia books and gambling searches on google.


 No.96577

File: 1453934823715.jpg (71.96 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, spjq7Bo8P1ssh4rt.jpg)

>>96574

Stop playing with Parsee…. Its making me jealous…


 No.96578

>>96575

Uhh… I'm not sure that's how it works Skandi…


 No.96579

File: 1453934933142.jpg (231.4 KB, 434x600, 217:300, Let me serve you, master..jpg)

>>96577

Jealousy is great~

>>96573

>Catches.

Got you~


 No.96580

File: 1453934957187.png (1.58 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, clannad-fuko-7-desktop-bac….png)

>tfw dxm may have fucked up my short term memory permanently from doing it 4 times in 2 weeks


 No.96581

File: 1453934981465.jpg (160.45 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1433641692987.jpg)


 No.96582

>>96575

Christopher James Wilson, nice to meet you


 No.96583

File: 1453935022005.jpg (412.94 KB, 1035x1600, 207:320, 98388fde4f3143c8f879b8141d….jpg)

Well, this is a thing.


 No.96584

File: 1453935026862.jpg (99.74 KB, 239x468, 239:468, nigg.jpg)

>>96580

fuck road trippin

let's go Robo trippin


 No.96585

>>96584

never again tbh sorry


 No.96586

File: 1453935057029.jpg (563.81 KB, 1280x1810, 128:181, hksgir1LM1rs4rm8o.jpg)

>>96579

>Gets caught

Hee hee~! Oh no, you caught me~!

>>96581

>Growling noises


 No.96587

File: 1453935133091.jpg (98.92 KB, 640x800, 4:5, The party's underway.jpg)

>>96586

>To the sex dungeons

>>96581

You know you want to start playing with yourself as I tease you.


 No.96588

File: 1453935168924.png (317.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, sk1426890959668.png)

>>96576

Or the entire tradition of the tooth fairy is training us to realize, when our time comes, that someone's gonna be taking your remains and that's okay.

I don't see why French people would taste best, either, and I refuse to believe that there's been a cannibal successful enough to taste every nationality!

>>96577

>jealous C

Cute!

>>96578

Of course it is! If I have two children, and people ask me "which do you love more?", I'd probably say "I love them equally"! So it follows that "I hate them equally" would be the answer to the equivalent question!

>>96582

I'm Karl Ove Knausgård, how do you do!


 No.96589

>>96580

>searches up dxm

>cough syrup

>PURPLE DRANK

Yeah, that's gonna make some brain problems right there. At least you ain't huffing paint, that causes some serious black outs.


 No.96590

File: 1453935218130.jpg (293.98 KB, 933x1080, 311:360, 1451489288725.jpg)

>>96587

that's why I'm practically begging you to do that


 No.96591

File: 1453935224062.mp4 (7.87 MB, 640x360, 16:9, HAMBURGER PLS.mp4)


 No.96592

File: 1453935253264.jpg (41.6 KB, 357x253, 357:253, 83dc2dc859f6bc.jpg)

>>96587

Not the sex dungeons~!

>>96588

What are you looking at?


 No.96593

>>96588

I can't remember the source of this, just bits and pieces I remember from all those random trivia books I read.

I think it was off 'Why do penguins have webbed toes' book, I think it was cannibal warlords in South Africa or the Amazons were like 'Yep, that's some good french man'


 No.96594

>>96588

That's assuming you hate them both the same!

You might hate one more than the other!

Also, can you really love them equally if you don't love your children at all? (This is a very strange conversation…)


 No.96595

File: 1453935419360.jpg (345.75 KB, 977x879, 977:879, huehuehue.jpg)

>>96590

Start doing it you disgusting pig.

>>96592

YES!


 No.96596

>>96588

I do not so well now


 No.96597

File: 1453935498283.png (1.01 MB, 1080x1200, 9:10, 1444610669124.png)

>>96595

I'm sorry for being so disgusting and unable to control my urges, thank you for letting me feel good you're so nice to me


 No.96598

File: 1453935524431.png (353.46 KB, 803x493, 803:493, yvxuad1Qh1qefcf.png)

>>96595

You are going to regret this~!

>Is not in sex dungeons


 No.96599


 No.96600

File: 1453935642118.gif (229.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, sk1426890959416.gif)

>>96592

You, who else?

>>96593

Huh. But then, even assuming you eat some tasty French hands, there's still the issue of kuru, i.e. the closest thing there is to a curse.

>>96594

If I don't love either of my children, I love them the same! It's like "which of your children has the highest amount of wings?" None of them, they're equally bewinged!

>>96596

Well, that's not good! Anything happen?


 No.96601

File: 1453935659719.png (10.44 KB, 567x454, 567:454, So mad I will arabic noise….png)

>>96599

Next poster is gonna get cybered brutally by yours truly.


 No.96602

File: 1453935668997.jpg (17.21 KB, 400x399, 400:399, screams in blackish.jpg)


 No.96603

File: 1453935705433.gif (671.04 KB, 500x280, 25:14, bloobloo.gif)

and it looks like I've won the prize.


 No.96604

>>96600

That's only if you eat the brain.

Seriously, why the fuck would you wanna eat brains? That's how Mad Cow Disease came about.

>>96602

*loves not so tenderly*

>>96603

Yeah, but at what cost?


 No.96605

File: 1453935751135.jpg (40.08 KB, 413x458, 413:458, We need to prepare some 'o….JPG)

>>96598

>Party in the sex dungeon

>>96597

You're not sorry about being disgusting because you would post a picture of you stroking yourself if you truly were sorry.


 No.96606

File: 1453935788720.jpg (88.02 KB, 300x300, 1:1, HRRRRRRBLBLBLBLLAAAAH.jpg)

>>96604

my dignity?


 No.96607

File: 1453935806728.jpg (11.68 KB, 255x211, 255:211, 1450708865864.jpg)


 No.96608

File: 1453935807126.jpg (200.16 KB, 567x786, 189:262, 555.jpg)

>>96603

Congrats!


 No.96609

>>96606

Your dignity, sanity, sanctitiy and a lot of things beginning with d and s.


 No.96610

File: 1453935829701.gif (3.64 KB, 136x136, 1:1, bek318NpX1soq1wao.gif)

>>96600

You know its rude to stare right?

>>96601

>>96602

~

>>96605

Woohoo~!


 No.96611

>>96600

this cutie on skype is going sour


 No.96612

File: 1453935852772.png (463.89 KB, 667x750, 667:750, 14440886594325.png)

>>96605

I would gladly b-but not in public that's far too embarrassing !


 No.96613

>>96603

Sucks for scanner lmaoooo


 No.96614

File: 1453935908040.jpg (98.63 KB, 640x800, 4:5, Welcome to the women's bat….jpg)

>>96607

Read the sign.

>>96612

Do it you worthless mutt.

>>96610

Raving all day


 No.96615

File: 1453935913911.jpg (48.09 KB, 848x480, 53:30, 1450655259788.jpg)

>>96612

expected


 No.96616

File: 1453935932083.png (814.41 KB, 720x720, 1:1, sk1426890959781.png)

>>96604

Not only the brain! Eating the brain makes it hella more likely, but you can get it just from eating a foot or something. ("Just" from eating a foot.)

>>96610

You know it's rude to call things rude, right?

>>96611

Oh dear. Well, tell him Skandi said to not go sour!


 No.96617

File: 1453935968722.png (298.72 KB, 686x586, 343:293, 1365922335114.png)

>>96614

w-what sign?


 No.96618

>>96609

oh lord.

>>96613

Feelings: Hurt


 No.96619

File: 1453936006603.jpg (197.37 KB, 999x999, 1:1, 1335997064946.jpg)

>>96603

>>96603

Alois is my guilty crush tbh


 No.96620

File: 1453936046996.jpg (243.82 KB, 850x680, 5:4, e597bb03cd71eccaef.jpg)

>>96614

Lets do something a little more fun~!

>

>>96616

Lies!


 No.96621

>>96600

Can you really say you "love" them the same though, when there's an absence of love?

I know what you're saying, but I just think if you were to say you love your children the same, no one would think you would hate them, because love is a prerequisite to being able to love them equally.

Maybe I'm just over thinking this whole thing!


 No.96622

File: 1453936103819.jpg (401.65 KB, 776x1053, 776:1053, 1452543290112.jpg)

>>96614

tfw too weak to say no and am seriously considering it


 No.96623

>>96610

<333 otp?

>>96616

Holy shit. That's some juju.

I better just keep to my normal diet.

>>96613

Hey, I put that message down, I was prepared to cyber ALL OF YOU!

It is the only way to please the gods of chance and cocks.


 No.96624

>>96616

I'm pretty sure he's just going to call me a cuck and just remove me


 No.96625

File: 1453936155383.png (229.34 KB, 500x551, 500:551, 85ycZD1tze421o2_r1.png)

>>96623

With who?


 No.96626

>>96618

You gotta be more than a stiff piece of wood, dude! Put some work into it!


 No.96627

>>96618

No lord will save you now.

>>96625

Anyone below that post.

I was bored and need a healthy dose of sexual botherment and gambling.


 No.96628

File: 1453936261360.png (32.17 KB, 377x346, 377:346, billy mays here with anoth….png)

>>96626

That, I can do.

>>96627

Try me, Scanner.


 No.96629

File: 1453936280464.jpg (14.13 KB, 176x143, 16:13, Kya~!.JPG)

>>96617

The sign!

>>96622

That's right~

>>96620

>


 No.96630

File: 1453936305521.png (446.28 KB, 538x649, 538:649, 1432158887950.png)


 No.96631

File: 1453936321907.png (222.08 KB, 600x424, 75:53, sk1426890959513.png)

>>96620

It's rude to call people liars, danskefaen!

>>96621

W-well, admittedly, telling someone "my children have the same amount of wings" would pretty extremely heavily imply that my children have wings at all.

>>96623

Besides, eating people is illegal!

>>96624

Uuh. Sounds like the perfect relationship.


 No.96632

File: 1453936323573.jpg (197.37 KB, 999x999, 1:1, 1335997064946.jpg)

Scanner is such a tender lover


 No.96633

File: 1453936345358.png (263.14 KB, 430x430, 1:1, 1453746302796.png)

>>96629

Im confused.

C-Clear me up >.<


 No.96634

File: 1453936348358.png (96.8 KB, 599x599, 1:1, 1336360434212.png)

>>96631

welll what if they all had 0 wings


 No.96635

File: 1453936452657.gif (733.64 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Em1ti9daco1_500.gif)

>>96627

>>96628

Are you sure you are making a wise decision?

>

>>96629

You are such a dirty semen demon!


 No.96636

File: 1453936472541.jpeg (171.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 6b1c377ab50684ee92e79ef0a….jpeg)

>>96628

Do you want your bothering uncut and unashamed or restrained but refined?


 No.96637

File: 1453936524133.jpg (47.94 KB, 328x550, 164:275, sk1426890959903.jpg)

>>96634

Yes, which is part of my point! But while that's technically true, nobody would say it unless they were being intentionally misleading! Like, "my wife and I have the same amount of Ferraris" doesn't actually say you have any Ferraris, but it bloody well implies it so heavily that the implication collapses into a black hole!


 No.96638

>>96631

the best…


 No.96639

File: 1453936596205.jpg (120.69 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample_58be9adf185ff836236….jpg)

>>96635

>me

>making wise decisions

Of course not, which makes it all the more exciting.

>>96631

There are certain ways around that!

You can eat people with written permission in America/Texas.

>>96632

Shut up, I don't want anyone knowing that. >///>


 No.96640

File: 1453936602748.jpg (39.85 KB, 427x287, 61:41, Stand and deliver!.JPG)

>>96630

I'll bully you softly

>>96633

nope.

>>96635

Yes I am~


 No.96641

>>96631

>we are actually having this conversation

Looks like you never can tell what will happen when you talk to drunk Skandi!

>>96634

Who's side are you on Bard!? :c


 No.96642

File: 1453936666076.png (20.73 KB, 316x219, 316:219, nice to meet you.png)

>>96635

I KNOW WHAT I AM

I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO

>>96636

I expect some of the best bothering possible from you.


 No.96643

File: 1453936696921.gif (1.63 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1452284836834.gif)

help my dick hurts from peeing after getting off


 No.96644

File: 1453936775406.jpg (32.86 KB, 159x159, 1:1, CremeΓÖÑBard.jpg)

>>96643

hello yes this is doctor


 No.96645

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HEY GUYS RATE MY LATEST VIDEO THANKS FOR THE FEEDBACK I TOOK ALL YOUR GUY'S CONSIDERATIONS AND FEEDBACK AND TRIED TO MAKE A MUCH BETTER VIDEO

THANKS GUYS TELL ME WHAT U THINK

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 No.96646

>>96642

*Tries you, like a condom, a pair of slippers or a slot machine*

>>96643

>STD joke

Your pee is too acidic, drink more fluids.

Plus, that sort of grinding feeling that makes you moan when peeing after fapping


 No.96647

>>96645

… whut? ._.


 No.96648

File: 1453936877928.jpg (258.05 KB, 1280x1816, 160:227, q30lfFn1ta4scm.jpg)

>>96639

I'm gonna stab you~!

>>96640

What are we gonna do about it?

>>96642

Teehee~!


 No.96649

File: 1453936893022.jpg (81.64 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nnopd0lsPd1qfelsio1….jpg)

Ryona in a nut-show.


 No.96650

File: 1453936944720.jpg (80.36 KB, 380x369, 380:369, e02.jpg)

>>96643

>getting off

>without asking

No.

Bad Brat.

>>96646

You don't just 'try' a condom.


 No.96651

File: 1453937016708.png (293.79 KB, 390x630, 13:21, 1452324777830.png)

>>96650

who would I ask? Nobody owns me or nothin' fuck that


 No.96652

File: 1453937026355.jpg (157.38 KB, 550x900, 11:18, sk1426890959865.jpg)

>>96639

Oh maaan. In Norway, you can't even legally consent to other people hurting you! As in, at all! As in, not even some inno.cent spanking here and there! A largely unused law, sure, but even so!

>>96641

It's a linguistic conversation rather than a moral conversation, though! Sometimes my inner language nerd shines through!


 No.96653

File: 1453937050095.jpg (41.39 KB, 640x480, 4:3, FHbLp.jpg)

>>96651

b a s e d


 No.96655

File: 1453937094423.png (594.56 KB, 500x732, 125:183, lgqboLfty1reszjco.png)


 No.96656

well that's that then




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