No.96657
>>96651
really?
that's a shame, I'd like to.
No.96658
>>96648
Err… in a good way or a bad way?
And why on earth you wanna stab me? @_@
>>96650
Yeah you do!
'Oh, this condom is too tight and can't feel anything'
'I'mma do you raw instead'
>>96652
Wow, that sucks.
That means no dominatraxes for hire, and is illegal and stuff!
No.96660
>>96652
Yeah, both sides of the discussion have good points because the language allows them to technically both be right…
I wonder if our conversation would have been the same if we were using Norwegian..?
No.96663
>>96657
I'm not too into the master/slave thing unless both of us are loyal, I don't like feeling like my job is pointless and I hate being jealous
No.96664
>>96661
Well, who am I to argue that?
Stab me real good and take a piece of me with you!
No.96665
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ah ha time to feeling pathetic again…
No.96666
>>96658
>sex with women
>ever
>>96663
of course I would be loyal
I assume you would do the same
No.96667
>>96665
Just like clockwork.
I know that feeling.
You need something to distract you; because you can't do anything this late now.
>>96666
ALL THE 6S!
And same applies for men too!
I wanna feel every ridge inside you! >83
No.96668
>>96664
fufufu~ I'm going to enjoy this~!
>
No.96669
>>96666
I'd probably be fine then, I just hate the idea of people demanding loyalty and acting like a dog when they have 50 other sluts, makes it hard to want to serve them
No.96670
>>96667
glorious
you must be a godly messenger
No.96672
>>96658
You can't even choke someone a bit while you're having sex with them! But, like I said, it's a largely unused law, only really relevant in bad cases. Like, it's technically illegal to drink in a public place, too, but the police doesn't care unless you're being an annoying idiot!
>>96660
If we were using Norwegian, or, rather, if both of us had the same first language, it's possible that the conversation might've been a bit more smooth, at least!
No.96673
>>96669
I don't have any sluts
be mine, would you?
No.96674
>>96667
I don't need distractions
I just wanted someone to own for a bloody week
was that so much to ask?
No.96675
>>96672
I was wondering if the structure of the Norwegian language would have allowed both sides to be as relevant.
Not really sure how different both languages are tbh.
>tfw you will never have these conversations with Skandi using the Norwegian language
No.96676
>>96668
You fucking better.
If you're not having fun, then I won't be.
Feeling better be mutual.
Oh and you can do some fun with the body after.
>>96670
Sorta, I bring only the best of news.
*pet pet*
>>96672
What about drunken violent public sex?
How bad would that be?
>>96674
Well, I mean as a short term situation now.
But yeah, that's sorta a tall ask. You need to find someone right.
No.96677
>>96676
How's the VN going?
No.96678
>>96677
nowhere, will write more when I'm bored
No.96679
>>96675
Naaah, our languages are similar-ish, grammatically! Like, this sentence that I am writing now is with Norwegian grammar, and it seems not too foreign.
>>96676
Worse than non-violent public sex, better than public murder! Roughly!
No.96680
>>96676
no one in this awful fucking country man
No.96681
help my parents and siblings are pushing me to do shit because i cried all over my mom that one drunken night
save me
No.96682
>>96681
how can I help?
need me to pretend to be a psychologist?
No.96683
>>96681
Well, what exactly is "shit" in this situation? If it's not too bad, just go with it.
No.96684
>>96673
I'm a bad person and can't help but exchange pictures with people, it's unfair to say such things when I'm like that currently. In the event I could do it for real I'd obviously drop all that in a heartbeat though
No.96685
>>96679
If you didn't tell me, I probably wouldn't have noticed…
Must have been fairly easy for you to learn English then!
>>96681
What are they pushing you to do?
No.96686
>>96680
Time to sail to other countries in a wooden box!
No.96687
>>96684
I know some people are like that
doesn't bother me much
my offer still stands if you ever change your mind
No.96688
>>96682
too late; already seeing a psychiatrist
>>96683
>>96685
like go out and be social and do activities when school is already so draining
also there is a 'call a night' policy with my mother
it's not even the stuff that i hate, it's just the knowing that if i fuck up again they'll take away computer access and such
No.96689
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>>96681
be your own person and tell them what you want
>>96686
you're really fucking cute scanner, you're too nice and you're way too good for anyone
No.96690
>>96688
I could lie to them and say you're social
the effectiveness of that plan is however trivial
No.96691
>>96687
I'd still feel guilty, If I wasn't giving my everything into serving doesn't seem like there's a point in doing it at all
No.96692
>>96688
Have you let them know how you feel?
If you are being constantly forced to do things you don't want to do, you aren't going to be getting as much out of it, and it will only leave you with bad associations with doing those things, making it harder to do in the future.
It seems like they are taking the tough love route, but that can very easily go wrong…
No.96693
>>96689
>being my own person
>when everything i do is watched over and admittedly they have reason to watch over me
>and i have no independent power
>>96690
being social is easy; that's just putting on a face
the rub is making friends and not being a shit
No.96694
>>96685
Exactly! There's some stuff, though! You guys force me to say "you guys" if I want to make it clear that I'm not literally accusing you, Sleepen, of inventing English grammar! Like, you don't have a distinction between singular "you" and plural "you"! Plus we just use one word for "is/are/am", so I had to memorize " I am, you are, he/she/it is, we are, you are, they are". And there's the issue of actually memorizing all the words! Granted, I largely learned English through books and vidya.
>>96688
Oh man. Well, good luck, I guess. It's not easy when people decide that what introverts really want is to be social all the time.
No.96695
>>96693
YOU BE YOUR OWN PERSON BY FUCKING MAKING A GODDAMN STAND FOR YOUR SELF
you know that, fuck them if they take everything from you, you can't be scared of that
No.96696
>>96691
it's clear trying as hard as possible to say no without actually saying it
it's cool, brat.
>>96693
do they not know what introversion implies
No.96697
whats a good site/program/chrome extension to download utube videos?
No.96698
No.96699
>>96694
English does have some strange things now that I think about it…
I suppose every language has those things that will be hard to understand at first though!
You've taught yourself well Skandi, your English is better than a lot of native speakers I've met!
Have you thought of learning a third language?
No.96700
>>96692
not so much as forcing as dropping those sly little hints like "did you talk to girls+friends today" and ever so slightly telling me to sign up for things i don't really have the time for
i think i might have overblew it, but it's still getting on my nerves
>>96694
>>96696
it's apparently needed to survive- but i guess i'll just have to shit my way through it like i always do?
>>96695
i don't know about you but i sure do love having the fear that my father might go batshit on me
No.96701
>>96696
that honestly didn't even occur to me, I legitimately just don't want to disappoint people and be a slut in a relationship based around something like that. I think I'm probably changeable though because I realize it's wrong
No.96703
>>96700
you're going to always have that fear with him untill you man the fuck up and stand up for your self for once
>>96702
night
No.96704
>>96698
hey man thanks… want a quickie on me?
No.96706
>>96700
I just found four people that I got along with really well in school, fuck having more than like 5
we're still friends to this day
>>96701
I'm going to try to change you, then.
>>96702
goodnight shrub
>>96704
lmao
I don't want anything
No.96707
>>96706
hey man…… just a quckie to relax the muscles
No.96708
>>96703
i know you're right; easier said than done?
>>96702
night!
>>96706
>letting anyone contact you outside of school
t-this is normal, right?
No.96709
No.96710
>>96700
Have you told them that school has been taking up a lot of your time, and tiring you out?
Sucks to be in your situation though, everyone has different personalities and people need to understand that, and accept it.
Even the most social people have days where they don't want to talk to people…
No.96711
>>96702
Sweetest dreams cherub
No.96712
>>96708
not when you get angry and let out all the frustations you felt when he did what he did to you
No.96713
>>96707
you can rub my shoulders yeah
>>96708
yeah
but only let in the ones who are worth it
No.96714
>>96699
Well, yeah! For you, for example, if you wanted to learn Norwegian, good luck remembering which grammatical gender every noun is! A bridge is male, a book is female, and a house is nongender, to give you a taste!
That's the curse of the ESL! I'm technically proficient, but I don't have a natural feel for stuff. Like, just a few weeks back I was in trouble 'cause I didn't actually know what "cool" meant. As in, I know it's a good thing to be, but I could define it, or really understand it.
I am learning a third language, actually! Spanish! I need a third language to get into university. More interestingly, haven't you thought of trying a second language? Or do you have one already?
>>96702
God natt, C!
No.96715
>>96714
*but I couldn't define it
No.96716
>>96713
ayyy whoah there u think im some kinda faggit?
No.96717
>>96710
no, i just sort of try to bear things as best i can
>>96712
>making a fifty year old man cry over something that happened nearly a decade ago
again easier said than done. i have said it before, but i don't want to salt the wound- he feels sorry for what he did.
>>96713
>letting in people ever
>not just floating along the outside fringes because you're too scared to take part
shit
No.96718
>>96717
you don't feel better for it
you're floating over it
he doesn't need to cry, you need to prove to your self that you've gotten past him
No.96719
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hey gUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW VIDEO TELL ME WHAT U THINK
:D
No.96720
>>96717
I'll force you back in if I need to.
No.96721
>>96714
Damn Grammatical gender!
That concept always seems so foreign and awkward for me…
>Like, just a few weeks back I was in trouble 'cause I didn't actually know what "cool" meant.
I don't know why, but that problem seems absolutely adorable!
How well have you learned Spanish so far?
I have tried to learn languages several times, but I always lose motivation.
I'm the kind of person that really needs a reason to push myself to learn these kind of things, but I've been struggling to find those reasons…
>>96717
Well you know I'm always here for you Daisies, like always.
If there's anything I can do to help you, please, just ask.
>>96719
Make a video showing me how to withdraw bitcoin from that machine please Maya…
No.96722
>>96718
>>96720
two things easier said than done, i'll try my best, though!
>>96721
i will..
quit your worrying!
No.96723
>>96722
I'm gonna make you.
No.96724
>>96722
You know me well enough to know I can't stop…
No.96725
>>96722
it's hard only because you're scared of trying
so just try instead
No.96726
>>96721
i'll have to go back to the mall
i wanna use bitcoin to buy some DRUGS *420 alert* so mb i will
No.96727
>>96721
Well, I mean, of course it would. It is foreign to you!
But really, though! Try defining "cool"! As in, what makes a thing "cool"?
I've learned it really well, considering I've just been at it for two years! I'd explain the nuances of the Norwegian grading system, but suffice it to say that I got my last exam nearly perfect.
I can get that! I tried learning Russian on my own, which went straight ad undas. A class is needed, with teachers and fellow students and tests!
No.96728
>>96726
It's a good thing Oregon is a 420 friendly state!
>>96727
I guess you're right, I should kind of expect that when learning a foreign language!
Cool seems to have different meanings.
If someone is cool, it might imply they are popular.
If something is cool, it might imply it is interesting.
It might just be used to replace the word "good"
These things are kind of confusing when you think about it…
>which went straight ad undas
I, uhh… don't know what that means…
I'm not even sure which language I'd learn.
Do I choose the most useful, or the language I'm most interested in at the time?
No.96730
>>96729
hi there cutie how're you?
No.96731
I'm sleepy and too cold to play with my nipples someone take me to a sauna
No.96733
>>96731
You really do play with your nipples a lot…
No.96734
INSURGENCY
TOMATO
INSURGENCY
>>96731
Come sit on my lap while I play video games.
>>96730
Good. I'd be better if wolfpsider played insurgency with me!
No.96735
>>96731
I like to play with my chest a lot because it might make them kind of bigger sometimes maybe
No.96736
No.96737
>>96728
The point is that even seemingly obvious words are hard to define! Heck, the more obvious the harder to define! Define "sweet". Define "green". Define "pretty". Define "interesting". Or, and here's a good one, define "is".
I-I keep forgetting that anglophones don't use "ad undas"! It's Latin for "to the waves", as in "to hell"!
If you're just learning a language as a hobby, surely it would be the one you want to understand! If you don't feel a particular need to understand a language, there's hardly a point.
No.96738
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
just a friendly reminder, google translate is super Kawaiiiiiii
No.96739
>>96734
I'm not going to be up for video games for awhiles
No.96740
>>96737
>green
Being asked to define a colour is cheating!
I don't know any language that has developed to that level…
Is it even possible?
I'm going to use ad undas from now on, I like it!
I really do want to learn a language, but it's just a matter of getting into it!
If that makes sense
No.96743
>>96741
hi there, how're you?
No.96745
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No.96746
No.96747
>>96742
>waved back
>>96743
Doing good, just watching some saltybet
>>96744
>>96745
>>96746
Evening to you three as well.
No.96748
>>96740
Well yes, it is cheating, but only because "green" is such an obvious thing, which is kinda my point!
Nobody but Scandinavians will understand you, except maybe from context, but if you're okay with that then fine!
Well yeah, but then I gotta ask: Why do you want to learn a new language?
No.96749
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No.96750
No.96752
>>96747
I missed you and your feets
No.96753
>>96751
good afternoon erica
No.96754
>>96747
group linked, I am not actually mad at all!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.96755
If I sleep on my desk do I have a better chance of waking up in a little while
No.96756
>>96755
you wont sleep long, sleep on your sofa
No.96757
>>96748
I can sound smart though!
I-I think…
Learning a language is a very good life skill to have, and it opens up a whole new culture to you!
It's something I really want to learn, I just need to pick the language that will serve me best.
No.96758
>>96752
There is more to Erica besides tum tum and feets you know?
>>96753
Good evening to you too Tomoko
>>96754
Sorry, I'm not very creative.
>>96755
The desk is so uncomfortable though.
No.96759
>>96758
You should tell me more about you then, I do very much enjoy your company
No.96760
>>96759
Well whatcha wanna know about?
No.96761
>>96758
it's cool, how you doin?
No.96763
>>96760
Why you're so perfect
And what you do in your free time
No.96764
>>96761
Doing good like I said, playing some Saltybet
>>96762
Atleast an 8
No.96765
>>96757
Well yes, if you use Latin per omne tempus fuerim, you'll seem valde intelligentem!
In that case, I'd suggest German! It opens up a lot of continental Europe, plus you'll be able to stutter your way through Scandinavia!
No.96766
>>96764
how does that work?
No.96767
>>96764
8/10 or like 8/100
No.96768
>>96764
Why is everything shit?
No.96769
>>96765
I think you just broke my brain Skandi…
German was a language I was thinking about learning, you really think it would be the best?
No.96770
>>96763
Nowhere near perfect unfortunately
Just depends on the mood really, might game, might just relax with OSU, who knows.
>>96766
Two fighters are randomly chosen from their tier level and you bet a fake currency on them, it's something to pass the time.
>>96767
8/10
>>96768
>grope
Who did something bad to you this time Parsee, tell me all your problems.
No.96771
>>96768
because fuck you, you're not allowed to be happy
No.96772
>>96770
oh, I looked it up and was hoping it was real money.
No.96773
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>>96771
I want to be happy.
>>96770
Don't grope me!
No.96774
>>96773
what you want doesn't matter
No.96775
>>96772
That would be pretty funny, millions being thrown away.
>>96773
I'm helping you relax ParuParu
No.96776
>>96770
Well I like you very much
Do you want to play games with me sometime ? w-we could be friends on steam if you'd like and talk there, I'm about to play some gta http://steamcommunity.com/id/moecakes/
No.96777
u guys like my old room??
No.96778
>>96774
I want it.
>>96775
Just bored of everything in trash.
No.96779
>>96769
Well, I'd think most of what I said was recognisable in contextu!
Well, German would be pretty easy for you, at least! Basically every proper English word is recognizable from Germanic languages! But, sadly, you guys have far too many words derived from French for it to be super easy.
No.96781
No.96782
>>96776
Maybe later, I don't usually use steam that much so..
>>96778
Well it's not called /trash/ for no reason I guess.
No.96783
desks are a good way to get in 20 minutes of sleep
No.96785
>>96777
gUYS HELLO RATE? PLEASE??? RATE 4 RATE??
THanks:)
No.96786
>>96775
but only a couple hundred per person it looks like, so not huge losses.
No.96787
>reading The Hobbit on Vocaroo for master to listen to as he goes to sleep
PS. This is neither gay nor obnoxiously cute.
No.96789
File: 1453944408406.jpg (154.61 KB, 975x714, 325:238, ss (2016-01-27 at 05.25.39….jpg)
rate4rate?
guys like my NEW hat?? made in china boys…
No.96790
>>96779
Yeah, I might give German a go and let you know how I get along if you're interested!
>>96787
I think that's adorable…
No.96791
>>96787
>tfw I'll never have someone who'll care enough about me to do anything like that
No.96792
>>96782
Bored!!!
>>96781
Please make me happy.
No.96793
>>96790
haha das ist so spaß aber du werdst nicht ein spaß zeit haben
No.96794
>>96792
I don't even know how to make my self happy
No.96796
>>96790
I am interested! In part because I think I might be able to help, and I like helping!
Admittedly, it kinda is! Especially considering the accent of a drunk Norwegian.
>>96791
You'll find someone eventually, Spidey! If only by law of averages!
>>96795
You're gay!
No.96797
>>96789
hahgah AbnyiNYONE WANNA RATE MY HAT HELLO?
No.96799
>>96796
I feel like vomiting mixed with being numb and a twist of utter pathetic
No.96800
>>96796
Im not gay
>>96789
Trump/10
>>96798
………
No.96801
>>96799
Uhm. Sorry, are you feeling really really terrible? And do you want to talk about it, if so? Though, before you decide, I'm too drunk to be a reasonable person right now, so basically anyone would be a better choice than me.
>>96800
I know exactly how gai you are, gaiboi!
No.96802
>>96801
just wanna be shit for awhiles
sorry
No.96803
>>96793
I don't know what that means yet Maya!!!
>>96796
I'd really need the help tbh, thanks for the offer!
You have the cutest accent btw…
No.96804
>>96803
haha bitte sehr alter…….
No.96807
>>96804
That face makes me assume you are making fun of me… :c
No.96808
>>96802
Well, fine. I don't know if you're the kind of person who cares about this kind of thing, but know that I hope you'll feel better soon.
>>96803
Well, just let me know!
And you know nothing of my real accent! You've just heard me drunk!
>>96806
Yes, but I promised you I wouldn't say!
No.96809
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>>96808
Ok ok! I get what you mean..
No.96810
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No.96812
>>96808
Maybe that's all I need to know!
Hopefully I will be talking to you in German in no time!
No.96813
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No.96815
why is this game so fucking cool
No.96816
>>96809
You're cute .
>>96812
You're being extremely optimistic about how easy it is to learn a new language, it seems!
No.96818
>>96817
What, just showing my appreciation for ya pal.
No.96819
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>>96816
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.96821
>>96816
It's easy to be optimistic when I haven't started it yet!
The frustration comes later!
No.96823
>>96819
Cute!
>>96821
Now you're being pessimistic! Find a middle ground!
No.96824
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No.96825
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No.96826
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>>96824
Anything for you Parsee~
>>96822
This isn't my dog..
No.96828
>>96827
Okay fine sorry~ I won't tease you any more!
No.96829
>>96823
I may run into some problems, but I will be able overcome them, and learn the language at a steady pace.
I-Is that good?
No.96831
>>96829
I believe that's fine!
But now I think master fell asleep without me getting to say goodnight properly, and even without listening to the 11 minute long recording of me reading The Hobbit for him, so I think it won't be too long until I go to bed in a horrible mood.
>>96830
Don't push your luck, Bitterbridge! I still have cards up my sleeve, even though I'm not enough of a cunt to use them!
No.96832
>>96831
Yes yes you're right, you win!
No.96834
>>96826
But it's your pet !
>>96825
Nope !
No.96835
>>96832
None of us win, there wasn't really any kind of competition to begin with.
No.96836
>>96834
You're a person too silly
No.96837
>>96831
Try not to get in a horrible mood on your birthday Skandi, I'm sure he didn't mean to fall asleep before those things.
No.96838
>>96833
You lose
>>96835
Then I win! Thank you!
No.96840
No.96842
>>96837
He didn't mean to, but it still makes me feel bad. As if, despite all previous evidence, he doesn't care. But don't mind me, it's getting late enough for me to start getting all self-loathing and stuff, I'll be fine in the morning!
>>96838
Look, sorry, I don't want it to sound like I'm blackmailing you, 'cause I'd never actually say "it", but stop acting all smug just because I'm nice!
No.96845
>>96836
I want to kiss your tummy
No.96846
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No.96847
Did somebody say Ghost edition?
Also what's up, I'm home.
No.96848
>>96844
fart on ur dick lmaooooo
No.96849
>>96842
I'd say he cares about you a lot Skandi, and you will probably feel the same way as I do in the morning!
I know you feel bad he didn't listen to your recording, and you didn't get to say goodnight, but don't over think it.
No.96850
>>96842
Skandi..Skandi..Skandi.. Ok ok forgive me!
>>96843
Why a not?
No.96851
>>96845
Ok, I guess i've made you wait long enough after all.
No.96853
>>96850
I'm a loser, I lose, its what I do
No.96854
>>96849
Yes yes, I know I will, it's just that I don't feel that way now.
>>96850
There's nothing to forgive you for!
But now I'm going to bed! Goodnight!
No.96855
>>96853
Not if I pass this torch!
>>96854
Say "forgiven!"
No.96856
>>96854
I know what you mean about that…
You know it will pass though!
Goodnight Skandi!
No.96857
>>96851
lies on top of you and rolls up your shirt, kissing and gently nibbling on your tummy leaving small marks as I lick small circles around your bellybutton
No.96859
>>96855
I don't want to be a winner
No.96860
>>96855
Forgiven! But now it really is time to sleep!
No.96861
>>96852
*Pets your tummy*
There you go!
>>96860
Oh..well please ignore what I said on tumblr and have a goodnight!
No.96864
>>96857
*she messed with her hair as you licked around my tum*
Sorry, i'm very tired tonight..
No.96868
>>96863
didn't do nuffin !
>>96864
picks you up and puts you in bed, pulling the blankets over you as I kiss your forehead and pet your tummy
You should try getting sleep soon then !
No.96869
>>96867
How are you?
>>96868
Traitor.
No.96870
>>96869
I most certainly am not
No.96871
>>96869
Im doing ok, and you?
No.96872
>>96870
this is a cute picture I like this
No.96873
>>96871
Bored.
>>96870
B-but you used me.
No.96874
>>96873
What ?! I did not !
No.96880
>>96878
I like all of them, also started a folder of reactor plant control panels.
No.96881
>>96877
Pervert, there are other stuff to do.
No.96882
>>96874
You used me for my feet!
>>96876
>Rapes.
>>96877
Tried that already.
No.96883
>>96881
>there are other stuff to do
No.96884
>>96882
I still want your feets though
No.96885
>>96880
What for, exactly?
No.96886
more like
>there are other people to do
No.96887
>>96881
Fap someone else?
>>96882
Try again
No.96888
>>96882
>Was raped
P-Paru..
No.96890
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>>96885
manaka was asking questions, so I looked for pictures that I could post, that aren't what I work on, not that those are out there anywhere online.
No.96892
I really need to start taking a melee weapon as an archer in Mount and Blade, I'm fed up of being rushed and killed by this Morrowind looking motherfucker…
Also, why the fuck does he have a katana???
No.96893
>>96889
Shut up before I fap you
No.96896
>>96895
I still like you mistress
No.96902
fuck im really fucking turned on right now i fucking oh my god
No.96904
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>>96894
Do you know what it's like to count your breaths? Breathing as you regret their very existence. What existence signifies purpose. To your own being, a being that you hate.
No.96905
MINECRAFT
server IP: cobble.biz
be playing for a cupple hours or so, we've got a nice thing going way out in the middle of nowhere.
No.96906
>>96904
*drops on all fours and licks your feets*
No.96907
>>96904
I need not to be afraid of the void.
The void is part of my person.
I need to enter consciously into it.
To try to escape from it is to try to live a lie.
It is also to cease to be.
My acceptance of despair and emptiness constitutes my being; to have the courage to accept despair is to be.
No.96908
fine ill do it right this time, master
im sorry for lewding your slut without permission
please dont punish me more, im sorry
No.96910
>>96909
just like that cock of yours ROFL
No.96911
>>96908
>>96909
You could have prevented this.
No.96912
im going to get wasted tonight
>>96910
im gonna record me fucking you in the ass and moaning like a little slut so everyone knows that you're a little bitch btw
No.96914
man i love alcohol why arent i an alcoholic?
No.96915
lfmaof im saod runk right now GUYS lol xD
No.96916
Has anyone else noticed that Steam is down, and the time/area of effect is growing?
No.96917
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my nipples can fucking cut diamonds
No.96918
>>96860
I'm really really sorry
No.96919
hmm
i should take up boxing
or more wrasslin
also hellogoodbye
No.96920
help I need to go to sleep but playing with vaseline covered nipples is too fun
No.96922
>>96921
you don't tell me what to do
No.96923
>>96922
I was merely suggesting a solution to your problem
No.96924
No.96925
No.96926
My first thread ever on /jp/ died but at least I won the Official /jp/ Seal Quality Thread award for managing to be the most autistic there.
No.96927
>>96926
congrats on your autism!
No.96928
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where da hood where da hood where da hood at
where da niggas in a dress wit da frills at
No.96930
>>96929
Hi hi Mika how is your night?
No.96931
>>96930
ive had better, but still good!
No.96932
>>96930
Bard are we dating yet?
No.96933
>>96931
Glad to hear that I THINK! Any fun plans for the upcoming day?
>>96932
aw gee I don't know Kyoko you haven't even bought me dinner yet!
No.96934
>>96933
just school tomorrow, no real plans
we havent talked much, you should add me on steam sometime
No.96935
>>96934
Sure I'd love to! What is yours?
No.96937
>>96933
No big deal, I brought icecream.
No.96939
>>96938
Rum Raisin or Vanilla with any topping you want like chocolate syrup, caramel, sprinkles etc.
No.96941
>>96939
oh Rum huh
Drinking on the first date?
No.96942
>>96941
It barely counts really, you can handle it…
>>96940
I bet you have.
No.96943
>>96942
We're gonna get
white girl wasted
No.96944
>>96943
Hah I wish, have no alcohol tonight, but will soon. You can still add me and we'll save the date for another time.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/registered/
No.96945
>>96944
I always love adding new folks haha
no alc here either tbh
could go for some though
this sore throat is whooping my ass
No.96946
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Is this where the rest of you moved on to? Shit, what happened this time?
No.96948
>still no boyfriend to cuddle with
No.96949
>>96948
hey, werent you the one who posted on /aneki/
No.96951
>>96949
I posted yesterday on /animus/ before I went to sleep..
>>96950
Hello hi
No.96952
Oh yay, people to talk to. Hello people!
No.96954
>>96953
New thread
>>96953
New thread
>>96953
New thread
>>96953
New thread