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File: 1454016943343.jpg (172.12 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 1383743402104.jpg)

 No.97536

First poster gets a free bf edition!

 No.97541

File: 1454017019403.jpg (46.12 KB, 462x500, 231:250, 1451673872382.jpg)

hi mom


 No.97542

File: 1454017038011.png (1.2 MB, 1600x900, 16:9, FGxnw08.png)

I wish I had a cute loli girlfriend so she could get blacked while I watch. That's not weird right ?

pls respond


 No.97543

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 No.97544

File: 1454017073205.png (490.92 KB, 1072x1100, 268:275, 1431555863471.png)

Sakurako is justice.


 No.97545

>>97542

that's weird!


 No.97546

File: 1454017223461.jpg (11.29 KB, 206x208, 103:104, 1452294418642.jpg)

>>97544

can I pick this one as my free bf


 No.97547

File: 1454017235418.jpg (20.61 KB, 480x643, 480:643, Njwo9Xz.jpg)

my canadian gf is like 5'1 and is basically a loli at hear her room is filled with stuffies and everything is pink

v cute

the pussy was ON POINT too


 No.97548

File: 1454017271999.png (578.23 KB, 835x1200, 167:240, 1431444729216.png)

>b


 No.97549


 No.97550

File: 1454017372497.gif (801.43 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1384088140151.gif)

>>97541

grats on getting a free, tax free bf

>>97546

But off course!

Should we sedate him or do you have it under control?

>>97547

maya "I fuck so much pussy dude" ka


 No.97551

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 No.97552

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>>97550

I'm a douchebag? psh… come on i get SOOO much pussy bro


 No.97553

File: 1454017677431.png (122.83 KB, 644x635, 644:635, 1451927075757.png)

>>97551

>not being the one to get blacked

ur gay son


 No.97554

>>97551

it'll be fine if she watch me do you instead


 No.97555

File: 1454017775950.jpg (83.68 KB, 681x384, 227:128, 1442035791664.jpg)


 No.97556

File: 1454017795481.jpg (35.02 KB, 327x545, 3:5, senpai.jpg)


 No.97557

File: 1454017801419.gif (498.74 KB, 500x514, 250:257, 1396679135610[1].gif)

>>97552

brah wanna go to the club to crush some puss brah?


 No.97558

File: 1454017833546.jpg (167.59 KB, 777x700, 111:100, 2ab95d78c4ccb3188202ec93c0….jpg)


 No.97559

File: 1454017871451.jpg (277.5 KB, 523x791, 523:791, 1431556451308.jpg)

>gta v got updated


 No.97560

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>>97557

tbh im planning on doing that once i have some money and imma go to a rave and imma get SO much pussy bro..


 No.97561

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>>97559

I don't think she's getting enough blood flow if her nails are that red


 No.97562

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>>97561

Sssh. Is just a tomato.


 No.97563

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>>97560

brah I know

I plan to do the same thing brah, ride to a club in wolfmoon (name of my muscle car) and crush some puss, yknow im saying?

crush it

you know

penis in vagina

intercourse

…yknow?


 No.97564

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>>97562

oh that's ok then


 No.97565

>>97564

You're ok then


 No.97566

File: 1454018530680.gif (677.4 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1452296543270.gif)

>>97565

you too


 No.97567

File: 1454018627264.png (308.81 KB, 505x716, 505:716, 235156080a82d484f758d11ecc….png)

CRACK THE CANS

THEN TAP THAT ASS


 No.97568

File: 1454018661288.png (708.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, n3kxog.png)

well brahs, been great chilling with yall

real great

but I just finished my 200 pushup workout before bed and im going to let my gains chill, yknowimsaying?

later brahs enjoy thread I personally made, all by myself


 No.97569

>>97568

*takes a piece of thread and eats it*

ISH SHO GOOOD


 No.97570

File: 1454018718727.jpg (10.35 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 0CXOa2of2F8.jpg)

i finished canadian gf's video

i think this is a masterpiece…


 No.97571

>>97567

SCANNER!

>>97568

take care


 No.97572

>>97571

WOLFSPIDER @w@


 No.97573

>>97572

stop being so cute and start being even more cutier


 No.97574

>>97573

NO!

I'MMA DRINK MORE AND MORE TILL I'M A MESSY PIECE OF TRASH


 No.97575


 No.97576

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>>97575

TOO LATE, THE CAN HAS BEEN OPENED

YOU CANNOT UNOPEN THE CAN


 No.97577

>>97576

I'LL JUST PLUG YOUR MOUTH CUNT WITH MY COCK THEN!


 No.97578

>>97577

I'LL JUST TAKE THE BOOZE UP MY ASS THEN


 No.97579

>>97578

that would get you more drunker……I'LL GET THE FUNNEL!


 No.97580

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>>97570

I await your art.


 No.97581

>>97579

>enabling my stupid drunken behaviour

You are formally invited into my Death Wish Fuck Cult


 No.97582

File: 1454019566607.png (413.63 KB, 1920x998, 960:499, ss (2016-01-28 at 02.18.01….png)

its stuck at this

i tried to cancel it but it wouldnt cancel

did sony vegas crash

i didnt save

ugh.. well i know exactly what i did so i can re-do it it just wont be specifically the same tho


 No.97583

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>>97567

Hey Scan <3

>>97568

Catch you later toodles <3


 No.97584

>>97582

Save often after every half hour, just in case.

Rendering can take hours. Just hope to cross your fingers and hope it works.

>>97583

Hey Magi, how be you?


 No.97585

>>97581

alright!


 No.97586

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>>97584

In good form, just relaxing playing a bit of Darkest Dungeon.

What about yourself?


 No.97587

File: 1454019980315.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2016-01-28_00001.jpg)

Well fug I backed myself into a corner


 No.97588

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>>97586

In good form too, I believe this is going to be a good drunk day; for I did plenty things today which won't put me in a sour drunk mood.


 No.97589

File: 1454020139919.png (1.58 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Clannad - 03.png)

guys toodles is AGP


 No.97590

>>97589

hey guess what so are you


 No.97591

File: 1454020188347.jpg (423.19 KB, 1416x2006, 12:17, 1453384750323.jpg)

>>97587

Oh well…

>>97588

Nice, what you having to drink?


 No.97592

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>>97589

so are you and so am i


 No.97593

File: 1454020234896.jpg (29.39 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Fu-chan-fuko-ibuki-3063889….jpg)

>>97590

yeah no shit dude lmao whoa deja vu wtf


 No.97594

>>97587

Commit sudoku.

>>97591

I went to Manchester for a PGCE open day, got a list of things to do if I want to get into teaching. I need to do my Literacy and Numeracy test and need to do a DBS check to prove I ain't touched no kids. Problem is, there is no fucking courses for me since I did a shitty media and communication course and not in the much higher looked STEM fields.

So I'll have to travel a way aways to get into a media based teaching course.


 No.97595

>>97591

Oh, and I'm drinking Fosters.


 No.97596

File: 1454020371355.png (1.69 MB, 1062x1080, 59:60, 1453604355641.png)

the only non-agp transgirl ive literally even known is my gf

every fucking other one ive ever been personally close to is 100% agp


 No.97597

>>97596

What does agp stand for?


 No.97598

>>97597

a good person, like you


 No.97599

File: 1454020516142.webm (1.93 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kyokoluck.webm)


 No.97600

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>>97597

there are two kinds of transgendered girls

agp

and non-agp

agps: "i saw traps on 4chan and wanted to be a qt trap and i dont actually want to be a real girl, i mean maybe if i could be reborn as one, but i dont actually want to be a tranny, i just like being a trap"

non-agp: "i REALLY feel like a real girl and want to be a real girl, i HATE MY DICK I WANT IT GONE, i cant even stand to look at it… my body is awful i hate being transgendered i hate being labled as trans or a trap i just want to be a fucking girl holy shit"


 No.97601

>>97599

how progressive


 No.97602

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>>97594

Nothings ever simple at times, hope you get it sorted without too much bother.

Enjoy your tinnies mate :^)


 No.97603

I have a sinking feeling that I pissed off Erin with my last drunk escapade.

I don't even fully remember what philosophical things she was talking about, all I knew is she was smart and I wanted to dumb down my answers or give dumb ones because overthinking things suck.

>>97600

That's pretty good categories but what does it stand for?

>>97598

Fuck off…

I'm a GREAT person, you idgit.

>>97599

This is the legit first time I ever visited tumblr.

Had no reason to go on it.


 No.97604

>>97602

Also had the best kebab in town. Not that thin shit you get from anywhere, these are thick, juicy cuts!


 No.97605

>>97603

well now you're just a cute person


 No.97606

File: 1454020772298.png (Spoiler Image, 429.19 KB, 451x619, 451:619, 1452359971464.png)

I wanna make a cool guy with a sword

who's a cool guy with a sword that's not Guts and doesn't have completely spiky anime hair


 No.97607

>>97606

I got an idea.

Sword talks, possessed by the spirit of an ANGRY ANGRY NORSE!

Hilarity ensues.


 No.97608

>>97606

Raziel


 No.97609

File: 1454021053788.png (599.77 KB, 900x810, 10:9, kyokosmug2.png)

>>97606

Inuyasha or Ichigo from Bleach.


 No.97610

>>97603

autogynephilia


 No.97611

>>97610

Ewww, no wonder you gave me that wonderful description.

I love my shit dumbed down.


 No.97612

File: 1454021361447.png (778.05 KB, 1008x1080, 14:15, 1.png)

new meme


 No.97613

File: 1454021550912.png (837.73 KB, 900x810, 10:9, 2.png)

new meme :)


 No.97614

>>97599

Cool I can stalk you now


 No.97615

>>97614

kummie~


 No.97616

File: 1454021847329.jpg (154.61 KB, 975x714, 325:238, ss (2016-01-27 at 05.25.39….jpg)

i just discovered this website called periscope

why does this exist

i should do that while walking around in my trump hat


 No.97617

>>97616

>periscope

Enjoy it while it is small scale, when Google Glass comes around, it won't be Lets Plays of Minecraft, itll be 'Watch me piss'


 No.97618

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>>97617

wait but

im watching my friend just drive his car around and walk around

this isnt interesting at all thats exactly why i like it

how do i view other peoples? i cant find like a directory? do i need to use my phone or something.. im watching on my desktop right now but i cant seem to find a directory on the desktop


 No.97619

File: 1454022248443.jpg (49.36 KB, 443x443, 1:1, cb3e34d910d85258166ca4da38….jpg)

>>97618

*shrug*

Youtube stuff?


 No.97620

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 No.97621

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 No.97622

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>>97612

>>97613

>>97616

Somebody with more talent than me do something about this.


 No.97623

File: 1454022456242.jpg (190.72 KB, 600x450, 4:3, db2e57c0fadfb709c393299c2b….jpg)

>>97620

View other people's periscopes?

No idea, so I'm guessing you'll have to look at youtube stuff.

>>97621

<


 No.97624

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 No.97625

File: 1454022759528.png (112.44 KB, 500x430, 50:43, d23ac6e9b0673fcbbd5815345c….png)


 No.97626

File: 1454022851813.png (23.35 KB, 320x500, 16:25, e03f143ebd963a9eb8411f8038….png)


 No.97627

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 No.97628

File: 1454023172386.jpeg (113.91 KB, 750x750, 1:1, f18ac6ff6a58979fbcde9e2a0….jpeg)

>>97627

Anyway, enough posting each other pictures, what shall we talk about?


 No.97629

>>97628

my dick


 No.97630

File: 1454023332272.jpg (421.85 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)

>>97628

heh, you got anything planned for the weekend?


 No.97631

>>97629

My cock is prettier than yours!

>>97630

Purchase penny acid, do things, job search and clean house.


 No.97632

>>97631

nuhuh


 No.97633

File: 1454023525727.jpg (545.79 KB, 600x849, 200:283, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)

>>97631

How many pennies you getting? Hows the jobhunt going anyway?


 No.97634

>>97633

5. And sorta ok, no replies, but plenty places sent my CV. Gonna do my DBS check though and focus on this school thing. I can volunteer my help to get experience, this way, I'm working though I'm not making money, but at least I'm working


 No.97635

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 No.97636

File: 1454024133006.jpg (13.75 KB, 300x300, 1:1, z2HJPdu.jpg)


 No.97637

File: 1454024180340.jpg (282.01 KB, 700x653, 700:653, ßÉü Djinn of Unholy Jihad ….jpg)

>>97634

>5

Nice <3

You are working and gaining experience which will look good on your CV. How long do you think it'll take for the DBS check?


 No.97638

>>97635

>Black, keeyboard noises and bong inhalation

AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT


 No.97639

>'I did puke on the floor, that's correct'

KOVIO2016


 No.97640


 No.97641

Mind you, his house looks nice. I'm envious.

I miss the feeling of carpet between my toes.

>>97637

Dunno, but it is gonna cost money.


 No.97642

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

MUSIC~


 No.97643

File: 1454024670230.jpg (31.71 KB, 375x268, 375:268, 1452198241251.jpg)

Someone talk to me I'm lonely and bored


 No.97644


 No.97645

File: 1454024772763.jpg (88.94 KB, 640x447, 640:447, med_1427302958_image.jpg)

>>97643

oh shit im sorry


 No.97646

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I want to do wheelies on that bike :3

>>97641

You could always steal a few carpet tiles and lay them about and pretend you have a carpet :^)

Hope they don't stick the arm in too much, and it'll go quickly

>>97643

Hey Brat <3


 No.97647

>>97646

I was on freecycle, and some bastard was giving away a 10ft cut of carpet away.

And was giving a sofa away, and a chair, which was ripped so he said 'I put a blanket over it'


 No.97648

File: 1454025006622.jpg (48.85 KB, 326x493, 326:493, 234e078e0cb2c027f6bb4b5c18….jpg)

>>97643

Drinking leads to talking.

You should totes drink with me.

Or not, I'm still talkative either way.


 No.97649

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>97647

kek, did you take any of it?


 No.97650

>>97649

Nah, it was probably a lure to get wastrels like me over to said wretch's house.

Ad was funny though.

Only in St.Helens. ._.'

Check your freecycle thing, there is some weird shit posted there… like craigslist.


 No.97651

File: 1454025292191.png (264.76 KB, 481x448, 481:448, ren10.png)

>>97645

sorry for what?


 No.97652

>>97651

Oh please, whoever starts quoting that shit I will love them forever; since I forgot the conversation


 No.97653

>>97641

my flat has carpets

and a spare room with an empty bed in it

HINT HINT SCANNER


 No.97654

File: 1454025424656.jpg (102.51 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>97651

our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks, specially since their such good size and all..


 No.97655

File: 1454025500697.png (29.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 456b5b41e00bd8cce919cb2115….png)

>>97653

How's that bedroom tax, spider?

And I'm already in a flat, would take me a month's notice to move… PLUS! Plus, I thought you only wanted a weekend buttslave, not a roommate!


 No.97656

>>97653

Plus you live in the South.

I distrust the south!

It's full of badness!


 No.97657

>>97655

hey man if you seriously need a place then I can sort something out

and I can get you cheap too

>>97656

Cumbria is not in the south


 No.97658

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>>97650

heh, there's plenty of weird shit on craigslist that's for sure. I'll give it a look for a laugh

>>97651

Hey Mika <3

>>97656

>south

Aye you gotta watch out for them southerners :^)


 No.97659

File: 1454025864119.png (16.17 KB, 499x499, 1:1, ren60.png)

>>97654

your daddy gave you good advice


 No.97660

File: 1454025953922.jpg (6.61 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 3521864c5a61e65dcf4b121da4….jpg)

>>97659

it gets bigger when i pull on it


 No.97661

File: 1454025964485.jpg (157.31 KB, 850x530, 85:53, sample-912ace61be85b85576e….jpg)

>>97658

Sometimes I jerk off to the casual encounters page.

FUCKING NEDS

>>97657

>Cumbria

Well, I'll let you off, but is still a fucking long way away.


 No.97662

File: 1454026047803.jpg (53.17 KB, 478x337, 478:337, ren35.jpg)

>>97660

hmmmmmmm


 No.97663

File: 1454026062995.jpg (550.53 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, sleepytime.jpg)

I'm going to head, good night everyone <3

>>97661

kek, enjoy the rest of your tinnies, I'll catch you later <3


 No.97664

File: 1454026138147.jpg (60 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>97662

sometime, i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin!


 No.97665


 No.97666

>>97661

ass end of nowhere with nothing in it and fucking nothing on top on that


 No.97667

File: 1454026215633.jpg (Spoiler Image, 137.72 KB, 412x454, 206:227, ren6.jpg)

>>97664

my daddy taught me a way to not rip the skin, by using someone elses BOYPUSSY


 No.97668

File: 1454026315172.jpg (36 KB, 466x349, 466:349, usa-election-trump8-466x34….jpg)

>>97667

would ya show me?


 No.97669

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>>97666

At least in my shithole, I can take a train to Blackpool, Liverpool, Manchester or god forbid London


 No.97670


 No.97671

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 No.97672

>>97669

well yeah


 No.97673

File: 1454026573856.png (6.15 KB, 640x480, 4:3, gondola_mayaka.png)

>>97671

*farts*


 No.97674

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 No.97675

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 No.97676

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 No.97677

>>97675

hey there, how're you?


 No.97678

>>97676

Tak, I am in need of stable American posters!

My mum is chaos and keeps talking about shit trying to get me to get her out to Liverpool and into an indie rock night and saying 'come dance with me' whislt playing killers on tv and al I want to do is get drunk and shitpost.


 No.97679

File: 1454028613507.png (11.58 KB, 164x182, 82:91, the magicks.png)

>>97678

>Me

>stable


 No.97680

>>97675

A WILD SENTI APPEARS

I HOPE YOU'RE SHINY

>>97676

SHE KEEPS WANTING TO TAKE MY BEER!


 No.97681

>>97679

As how you match up to others, you're pretty stable.


 No.97682

File: 1454028752743.png (16.06 KB, 249x204, 83:68, judged by false criteria.png)

>>97681

mmm thanks scanner

what do you need?


 No.97683

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>>97682

Not sure, maybe a little time to gather my thoughts?

A decent conversation?

What do YOU need?


 No.97684

File: 1454029015998.png (18.18 KB, 205x218, 205:218, uwaah.png)

>>97683

a miracle cure for all of my anxieties

confidence

self respect

among other things


 No.97685

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>>97684

NOBLE CHECKLIST

LET US FIND THESE THINGS AND SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER


 No.97686

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>>97685

let's go wreck a house


 No.97687

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>>97686

Wish Granted!

A house shall be rekt, through PARTY.

Seriously though, when was the last ime you was invited to a party?

Have some pixel lewd


 No.97688

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>>97687

I don't know it was like two years ago


 No.97690

>>97688

A year for me, I sorta like the whole chaos of it all, before passing out in one's own bed after a Tolkien epic walk home, cursing the drugs that you imbibed


 No.97691

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 No.97692

File: 1454030173808.png (20.92 KB, 304x220, 76:55, with relief.png)

>>97690

cursing them?

never.


 No.97693

>>97691

hi there


 No.97694

>>97693

How are you?


 No.97695

>>97692

Well yeah, they're good, until they go south and start fucking with your shit.


 No.97696

>>97694

pretty well, kinda tired now though, you?


 No.97697

>>97696

Same, can't go to sleep though.


 No.97698

>>97697

why's that?


 No.97699

>>97698

Duty to fill, actually not my duty, just got it a few hours earlier because somebody made some mistakes.

At least getting home today.


 No.97700

>>97699

that's the bright side


 No.97701

>>97700

Probably going to be awake for around 30 hours because of this.


 No.97702

>>97701

you're not a robot man, don't pump your self up on something to coup man


 No.97703

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>>97702

If I go to sleep once I get home I'll get my schedules all odd, and I'll probably drink around night.

So just estimating that I'll be awake for a long time.


 No.97704

File: 1454031823731.png (41.33 KB, 360x439, 360:439, the only game i'm good at.png)

six more rogue agents killed

I AM THE LAW.

THE LAAAAAAWWWWWWW


 No.97705


 No.97706

>>97705

No need to worry, I've been doing this for as long as I remember.


 No.97707

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>>97704

Judge Dredd confirmed.

Ok, I'm sort of awake now.

The fuck am I doing now?

Where do we go from he- nevermind, found it, time for music video.


 No.97708

File: 1454032133472.jpg (29.19 KB, 326x247, 326:247, 342423423.jpg)

no more snack foods damn it, this binge shit has to stop

how's life lewd?


 No.97709

>>97706

stop doing it then

>>97708

I got mini chocolate rolls

wotsits and pambears

and taz for drink with cider too

I'm chubby and I'm going to get more chuby till you lvoe me bby


 No.97710

>>97708

Slow, sometimes shitty, sometimes jive.

All around pretty so and so.

Pretty jazzy.

Btw, /lewd/ has this sort of jazzy, slow vibe to it; have you noticed?


 No.97711

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>>97708

better now that you're here

ayy lmao

>>97707

THE LAW.


 No.97712

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>>97709

i am in a quest for fit stick mode!

thou shalt not stop me with snacks!

>>97710

i always thought it had more of a folk punk kind of vibe! not just the depressing songs though! however, here's something vaguely jazzy, although milt buckner is more of my style on that!

>>97711

i am no alien…


 No.97713

>>97712

I'll trap you with something else~


 No.97714

File: 1454032667830.jpg (68.93 KB, 330x334, 165:167, e09.jpg)

>>97712

you could just be hiding it really well.


 No.97715

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>>97711

Queens of the Stone Age always good.

YES, LAY DOWN THE LAW TO US BARBARIANS

>>97712

Well, that is a good description. It is homey, it is slow and comfortable, it is like a sweater.

With occasion of well meaning perverseness.


 No.97716

>>97712

/lewd/ is like one of those things that you get to that has a bad rap, but is actually pretty chill with certain spikes of nonsense. Like Space Station 13 or a drunken session of Nazi zombies with your mates when someone is like 'Lol, I got hardcore drugs'.


 No.97717

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>>97707

I think I linked that to you once Scanner.

>>97709

I can't.


 No.97718

>>97717

don't not can't then


 No.97719

>>97712

Whearas /animus/ is like the House of Commons in England, mixed with complaining inside a dressing room. 'This doesn't fit right'. mixed with 'HAHA! Look at that faggot!'


 No.97720

>>97717

Yeah, probably did but found it through the music video of my fave artist Felix Colgrave.


 No.97721

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>>97713

with a snare, you mean?!

>>97714

maybe i am…

if so, then take me to your leader!

>>97715

>>97716

>>97719

/lewd/ is crushingly simple in it's lyrics; a little dumb, but cute and homely nonetheless!

if /lewd/ was a rapper, it'd be a generic one that is featured on a track ever now and then!

i've never been to /animus/, though…


 No.97722

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>>97718

That just confuses me.

>>97719

Quite a generalization.


 No.97723

>>97721

a spiders web

>>97722

be the confusion


 No.97724

>>97720

I know that fellow because of Fever The Ghost.


 No.97725

>>97723

Usually am.


 No.97726

File: 1454033185772.jpg (66.86 KB, 634x881, 634:881, ss (2016-01-24 at 12.30.12….jpg)

well I'll be off then, long day of nothing tomorrow

good night cutes and cutiers


 No.97727

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>>97721

Someday I'd like to combine every shitposter board together under one banner, but with many houses. Like how America is.

/animus/, /trip/, /ssft/, /lewd/ cuteboymeetup and /hga/. I dream of a whole community of misfits together.

That once we were banned off 4chan making such in threads, we have our own shit in one package.


 No.97728

>>97724

And I know Fever The Ghost through that fellow!

Small world!!


 No.97729

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>>97721

I'm my own leader.


 No.97730

>>97722

I know, I sorta generalize things to my own experience. Which sucks. Because I want to provide a totally flat out description without any prejudice or ignorance.

But meh, I make it sound funny.


 No.97731

>>97726

Sleep well.

>>97728

Very interesting, also I feel like doing some drunk dota2 with Fortune again, probably some night.


 No.97732

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>>97727

it'd be quite the active board…

i don't think the different communities could come together like that! we'd have the issue of mods and things…

>>97729

self determinism is a very good thing!


 No.97733

>>97722

S O D A P O P P I N


 No.97734

>>97733

Not sure who that is.


 No.97735

>>97731

Are you EU West?

If so, I play support, not sure if I play drunk well though.

I'd go for support Sven, support Axe or Carry Dazzle.

>>97732

Then those who we least have issue with would be mods.

Mods should be fair. Mods clean up the riff raff. Mods aren't to be favoured or to favor upon. Mods are just hangmen, really.


 No.97736

A perfect mod should have experience, as well as free time. Perfect moderation should have moderation of mods themselves, should always be a reserve when mod is doing shit.


 No.97737

>>97735

>Dota 2

>EUW

Scannerpls, we played one time together drunk and you kept saying "Guys, I might be drunk."


 No.97738

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>>97542

Dude no.


 No.97739

File: 1454034159218.png (1.27 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_2016-01-28-21-0….png)

lol


 No.97740

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 No.97741

>>97737

I was playing Tiny at the time

I always play Tiny drunk.

I'm down for what you got then.

>>97739

Tbf, you got some shit line up for presidency.

I'd vote for Obama if I lived there, just so I know what I'm dealing with.


 No.97742

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Scratch that, Pnik Guy for President


 No.97743

File: 1454034493552.png (734.83 KB, 844x807, 844:807, hey you.png)

Moe has gone past the point of no return. Is there any hope for him?


 No.97744

>>97741

Yeah, I played Razor and Fort had Rubik I think, probably will need to do that again when I'm at home and have acquired alcohol.


 No.97745

>>97743

Who is Moe again, every cunt keeps changing their name.

OH, MOEBITCHBOI, DESU, MOECUCK!

Yeah, no, he hasn't, he just is dealing with a phase, give it 3 months.


 No.97746

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>>97542

so is cuck not a meme anymore?!

how odd, we've been here so long…

>>97735

well, what about inner board conflict?!

>>97743

cuck is a meme, how many people actually have that fetish!?


 No.97747

>>97744

Rubick is getting more viable with every hero that gets added, and with every update.

Man, I do love aghs though.

My fave heroes are Tiny, Disnigguh, Sven and Wraith Knight.


 No.97748

>>97746

We always havbe conflict in whatever board people go to.


 No.97749

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>>97747

>not liking Visage

s-stun birds…

>>97748

yes, and that ends up in a bunch of new boards being made! the coalition would last a week, tops!


 No.97750

>>97747

Mine are Razor, Ancient Apparation and probably Visage because can't hold all that dmg output.


 No.97751

>>97746

I know a few people who always have conflict stamped on their chest, but don't remember their names.

They are the spice in our soup, and if they go overboard we can always ban the cunts or argue how much of a cunt they are till they accept their role as cunts or go overboard and we ban the shits.

>>97749

Do I look like the sort of numnut who can handle micromanagement?

I only get Helm of the Dom for the lifesteal.


 No.97752

File: 1454034915285.jpg (92.71 KB, 450x450, 1:1, reading book.jpg)

What's everyone up to tonight?


 No.97753

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>>97751

i suppose conflict is a natural part of any circlejerk…

>>97752

(thinking) of playing vidya, shitposting!


 No.97754

File: 1454035051881.jpg (255.95 KB, 850x1198, 425:599, all this fanart.jpg)

>>97753

Oh, sounds fun. I thinK I'm going to go to bed. Good night /lewd/!


 No.97755

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>>97752

I started a new DD playthrough before I do BBI because I wanted to only level the vocations I wanted and I got the wrong beloved because I fucked up, but some guy in one of the DD threads told me my new pawn is cute as fuck so that's pretty nice


 No.97756

Oh yeah, I can't into micromanagement either, soul assumption all day erryday doe.


 No.97757

A Pudge should always get Heaven's Halberd.

Stops arguments over 'Oh, thingy got fed'.

Then DISABLE THAT CUNT THEN.

>>97752

On my last can, shitposting, having a blast now because this is probably the best place for me to be.

What are you up to?


 No.97758

File: 1454035108245.gif (178.64 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1453244385934.gif)

>>97754

night night then


 No.97759

File: 1454035131980.png (68.89 KB, 369x273, 123:91, silence.png)

>>97755

Can I see?


 No.97760

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>>97754

well, that was a short return…

>>97756

>>97751

>micromanagement

>pressing q every so now and then

>spamming w and q for dat damage output

come on!


 No.97761

>>97749

Then how about a holiday board for all posters.

That way, coalations last for a week, and we fuck off our seperate ways.


 No.97762

>>97750

Razor is cool

AA is probably like 'Yeah, I'mma play pool and pot this black here.'

Visage is just nonsense to me.


 No.97763

>>97760

If I wanted to spam buttons, I'd play Bristleback.


 No.97764

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 No.97765

Mind you, I did graduate from the 'Flax School of Forgetting shit' so yeah.


 No.97766

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>>97764

she is cute

I'd let her support my party


 No.97767

>>97760

B-but all that attack damage mixed with constantly regenerating soul assumption for nuking.

>>97762

Razor is just great once you get enough attack dmg, daedalus and steal someone's attack dmg, boom 1~2k crits with 0,50s hits.

Playing AA for the lulz and mlg shots with the ulti.


 No.97768

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>>97761

could work…

how many of these misfit communities are there?!

>>97763

visage is more fun and versatile!

>>97767

birds stun can secure kills and recharges attack damage!


 No.97769

>>97767

I like Axe since

>Play like carry early game

>Play support late game

>People are still wondering how to combat you

Everyone thinks you gonna be like 'This dude is gonna kill you' but after 20 minutes is like 'Why can't I kill this dude?'. Aggravate people as you did early game.

Shut them off, then shut them up.


 No.97770

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 No.97771


 No.97772

>>97768

Haven't really used them for anything else than killing someone fast with their casual attacks.


 No.97773

File: 1454035713531.jpg (181.22 KB, 1280x1132, 320:283, 1451853480045.jpg)

I want master to fuck someone else in front of me and make me lick the cum off their tummy


 No.97774

File: 1454035718611.png (1.11 MB, 850x1402, 425:701, aeroplane bunnysuit 1.png)

>>97771

wadup


 No.97775

>>97768

I can't even count them, there are a lot.

There were only a few constants though.

Me, being one of them. I think Erin is a constant, since she is jumping boards too. Bard is one. And probably Desu now.


 No.97776

>>97769

I mostly play as a nuker early game with Razor and then go all assassin with that speed of over 500 sanics.


 No.97777

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 No.97778

File: 1454035818104.png (128.52 KB, 420x431, 420:431, with their lives they gave.png)

>>97773

lewd oh wow


 No.97779

>>97773

Sorry, we jazzy now.

No spoilers, only spoiled.


 No.97780

File: 1454035836462.png (10.09 KB, 176x161, 176:161, 14324324.png)

must go!

>>97773

it's a form of submission, but way too extreme!


 No.97781

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 No.97782

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THE CUNTS OF CHANCE HAVE SPOKEN

THIS MUSIC PLAYS


 No.97783

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 No.97784

File: 1454036055379.jpg (154.61 KB, 975x714, 325:238, ss (2016-01-27 at 05.25.39….jpg)

okay i got home from my 4 hour walk around portland with my trump hat on

someone said "fucking fascists" to me under their breath but thats about it

liberals CONFIRMED pussies

come on boys…. lets MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN


 No.97785

Out of cans, probably got 30 minutes of nonsense left in me before I get all tired again.

>>97773

DESU!

I CHALLENGE YOU!

I WILL STRANGLE YOUR ATTENTIONS!

I WILL TEARS YOUR LUSTS TO SLEEP

AND EAT YOUR WANTS!


 No.97786

File: 1454036327833.gif (834.83 KB, 500x280, 25:14, theres still blood.gif)

Nvm can't sleep lol.

>>97755

I'm soooo far behind. Time to get started then! Tell me what you think of NG+.

>>97773

Sounds about right.


 No.97787

File: 1454036595317.gif (1.17 MB, 420x239, 420:239, slide open.gif)

I wanna get drunk.


 No.97788

File: 1454036659193.png (796.9 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1453763368888.png)

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2111804704

I fucking hate hour long dota games


 No.97789

>>97787

me first


 No.97790

File: 1454036909587.jpg (105.91 KB, 850x691, 850:691, NOSEHAIR.jpg)

>>97787

Yo me too, what's up?

Also, back from work.


 No.97791

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>>97787

The party is gone for me, I pass the torch to you.

However, I do hope you get to your bed safely when you do get drunk


 No.97792

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 No.97793

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>>97787

if we're getting fucked up tonight, i have a bottle of diphenhydramine! although i just feel floaty and fall asleep…


 No.97794

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>>97793

save it for tomorrow


 No.97795

File: 1454037565701.png (19.77 KB, 326x281, 326:281, 1453671462237.png)

>diphenhydramine

FUCK OFF DUDE FUCK


 No.97796

File: 1454037671204.png (45.3 KB, 260x231, 260:231, noot.PNG)

>>97795

oh what, you don't like feeling like you're about to die for several hours straight?


 No.97797

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>>97796

i dont get why people do drugs like these

just buy some fucking acid or something..


 No.97798

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Benadryl causes dimentia dude wtf

also MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I FEEL SICK FUCKING HELP ME MOMMY


 No.97799

File: 1454037867852.png (73.11 KB, 345x433, 345:433, 123123213.png)

>>97794

fine… the weekend will be better for it anyhow!

>>97797

money never


 No.97800

File: 1454037903483.jpg (135.09 KB, 557x630, 557:630, 1442319160436.jpg)

Or just don't do drugs and face life head-on.

Even drinking should be casual.


 No.97801

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Adios.


 No.97802

File: 1454038092533.png (3.14 MB, 259x374, 259:374, me.png)

>>97798

whats wrong kitten?

>>97799

>i can afford a 11$ thing of benadryl but i cant afford a 100ug hit of LSD

idort


 No.97803

File: 1454038265103.jpg (32.25 KB, 960x720, 4:3, fuko03.jpg)

>>97802

idk my head hurt and I had motion sickness in the car today and i wanna throw up idk whats happening im usually never sick but this past 2 weeks its been nonstop


 No.97804

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>>97803

how many weeks ago did u start the transsexual hormones


 No.97805

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>>97802

>buying benadryl

>not looking at the list of active ingredients to just ascertain cheapest doseage/dollar

>>97800

—Yet when we came back, late, from the Hyacinth garden,

Your arms full, and your hair wet, I could not

Speak, and my eyes failed, I was neither

Living nor dead, and I knew nothing.

Looking into the heart of light, the silence.


 No.97806

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>>97804

a month


 No.97807

Ive been on spiro for 4 months too


 No.97808

>>97805

it doesnt really matter dude

a hit of fucking LSD for 100ug ranges from 5-15$ depending on where you live, and LSD trips last like 12 hours

its a much better price and better high


 No.97809

>>97808

where to find it is also a glaring problem.


 No.97810

File: 1454038481612.jpg (11.64 KB, 480x360, 4:3, adud.jpg)

>>97805

So many ways to get high,

To keep on losing our mind,

To keep us feeling alright,

So many ways to get …die.


 No.97811

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>>97808

like, you need contacts for that shit though


 No.97812

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>>97809

>>97811

darknet if you're a beta


 No.97813

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>>97810

We real cool. We

Left school. We

Lurk late. We

Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We

Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We

Die soon.

>>97812

no emone


 No.97814

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>>97813

u have money to buy fucking benadryl type stuff but not save up a bit and buy some btc and buy LSD

loser


 No.97815

File: 1454038756633.jpg (88.78 KB, 800x566, 400:283, 802617.jpg)

I want to cry.


 No.97816

File: 1454038806775.gif (39.96 KB, 400x425, 16:17, 1451941164916.gif)

>>97815

can I drink your tears after making you feel better


 No.97817

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 No.97818

File: 1454039060773.jpg (459.45 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-05-02_00001.jpg)

Wei Shen was a good guy and an honest cop…


 No.97819

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>>97817

what if I beg


 No.97820

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 No.97821

>>97820

Wei Shen was a good guy… A good guy!


 No.97822

>>97818

FUCK DOGEYES


 No.97823

File: 1454039243796.png (449.29 KB, 546x674, 273:337, 1453518734282.png)

>>97820

why do you feel like crying then?


 No.97824

>>97818

Wei Shen was a rat. A RAT!!!


 No.97825

File: 1454039346085.jpg (314.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2014-04-27_00002.jpg)

>>97822

Got what was comin'.

>>97824

He was an honest cop with slutty intentions!


 No.97826

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>>97825

Ugh…


 No.97827

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>>97826

are you on drugs!?


 No.97828

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>>97827

Been clean for a week.


 No.97829

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I made some damn good noodles and pork.


 No.97830

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>>97828

woah

nice work noun!

i should try and be 'straight edge' as well! or something along the lines…

how was your break?


 No.97831

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>>97823

A good friend died today.


 No.97832

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>>97831

oh, I'm sorry for joking around then. I'm ignorant and don't know the details but try not to beat yourself up over it, nothing good ever comes from it


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 No.97834

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>>97832

I'll get over it eventually. I just wanted to share my feelings.

>>97833

Please don't.


 No.97835

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>>97834

again, I'm extremely ignorant to your situation. but you don't have to get over it. Use it as a point of reflection and think of the good times, and move forward carrying the weight, a stronger person because of it.


 No.97836

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*lets out a BIG fart*


 No.97837

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 No.97838

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>>97837

*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet release : - )


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