No.98211
>m44 carbine
nugget confirmed
No.98214
>>98210
We all do!
I'm sure you will be able to pull it off though!
No.98216
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No.98218
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No.98220
No.98222
>>98220
You always know it's a good time when Sleepy comes round
How ya doing today sleepy
>>98221
don't statre at me with them big ole eyes
No.98225
>>98222
That's sweet of you Bard!
I'm really tired, because I haven't had any sleep yet…
What about you?
>>98223
Hello Paru!
No.98226
>>98223
Top of the morning how ya doing today?
>>98224
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
Stuttercunt is back though so that kinda sucks
Psyched to get paid and go play my guitar for the bernie sanders event though
No.98227
>>98224
how are you doing?
>>98225
Why aren't you Sleepen yet!
No.98228
Taurus Judge favourite handgun
>>98223
PARU PARU PARU PARU
No.98229
>>98223
hello paruppa the rapper
>>98226
Who's stuttercunt?
>>98227
I'm very tired.
But THERE'S NO TIME FOR SLEEP
No.98230
>>98229
Does everybody here battle with insomnia? :p
No.98231
>>98227
I was playing a lot of vidya with /lewd/ then I kinda stayed up to talk to people…
No.98232
>>98230
I thought it was just me.
No.98233
>>98231
haha you goofball
Now your schedule's all messed up :p
What are you going to do to fix it?
>>98232
been having trouble getting to sleep myself this past week or so but I think that's more on me ahaha
and what are you gonna do about it takky, have any medicin to help zonk ya out?
No.98234
>>98233
nope
no chemical aid this time
I'm just gonna keep going until I can't anymore.
No.98235
>>98231
What vidya?
>>98229
There is always time for sleep!
No.98236
>>98235
What did I JUST say?
No.98237
>>98234
Good Lucky Tak I hope when you crash out you have sweet and fantastic dreams
No.98238
>>98233
I could try stay awake all day, but it's sooo tempting to sleep!
Looking forward to seeing Bernie?
>>98235
Mostly Insurgency with some minecraft.
No.98239
>>98238
aAaaAAah that woud be sooo cool but I don't think I will
I will probably end up on the west side of the square and he'll be on the south side
Just trying to cash in on all the people around and get some money
Idk if I could deal with that I'm pretty shy :p
No.98240
>>98237
thanks bard
have you tried taking something for your restlessness?
No.98241
>>98236
YOU'RE A SILLY HEATHEN WHO IS LOOKING FOR A SPANKING
>>98238
You know, I haven't played Minecraft in a loooooooooong time. I wouldn't even know what I'd like to build if I did.
No.98242
>>98240
Usually I just end up vaping enough that it makes it easy to sleep but sometimes I like to get a swig or two of cough syrup before I lay down
No.98243
Animeposters are broken. This is because they realise their personally is trash and that they're unable to hold a decent conversation with others without boring the shit out of them
So instead they pretend to be something they're not and act desirable and feminine to other anime posters (because they aren't gay, they're just desperate). This involves adding terminology such as "lewd" to your daily vocabulary and using tildes. Eventually they mistake this attention with romantic interest and develop ERP/online relationships.
These however, always fail. Always. This is because the posters are not actually gay nor are they really feminine or "cutesy" in real life. Meeting up with their "lovers" would simply confirm this fear, therefore they always develop relationships with people too far away to meet… Or break relationships should the risk of meeting arise.
You too can help these degenerates from their shit lifestyle choices by ridiculing any animeposters you know. Make life uncomfortable for them so they are made aware of their mistakes and change their lives for the better.
No.98244
>>98239
Maybe you will end up near him and he will want to talk to you Bard!
>>98241
>build a house
>have no idea what to build in it
kill me…
No.98245
>>98241
No.
That's not
no
>>98242
ayy me too
No.98246
>>98243
you are a cross board Earthworm
No.98248
>>98246
I say this so you may put this degeneracy behind you
Anime posting is not your future
No.98249
>>98248
fuggg I sure hope not
No.98250
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>>98243
>>98248
I get what you're saying but like
I'm an irreversable homosex
No.98251
>>98244
I always thought location was most important. I'd build a wooden hut on top of a hard accessible mountain, the higher the better; then I'd make 4 wide step path all the way down said mountain; with a little arch at the top. Has to be specific wood too, I would never use wooden planks for walls, only floor.
Height of autism, but looks really cool when finished. Plus, I'd do this on survival. SURVIVAL.
No.98253
>>98249
You will never go anywhere in life if you spend all your time posting with grown men who pretend to be cute anime girls
Spend your time more productively, finding better work and improving your general health
From someone who quit animing on other websites, the effect it has on you as a person is much better
No.98254
>>98243
>You too can help these degenerates from their shit lifestyle choices by ridiculing any animeposters you know. Make life uncomfortable for them so they are made aware of their mistakes and change their lives for the better.
Idiot, that only makes their cocks harder. They're masochists.
No.98255
thank fuck they found out what the issue was on the site
BEHEAD JOSH
No.98256
>>98252
Raifu is Laifu
>>98255
heard about that
ice cold huh
>>98253
i have a pretty nice middle ground
healthy well paying job
couple good trustworthy friends on the irl
sure I may have a cold but im usually in decent health
I suppose before too long I'll be gone but right now the illusion of socializing helps quite a bit for the small town llife
No.98257
>>98256
Getting more comfortable in places like this only holds you back longer
No.98258
>>98256
the work of a con man
how're you bard?
No.98259
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>>98252
is the game something you could see being fun for a long time?
No.98260
I hope my words have opened your eyes
Anime encourages degeneracy
No.98261
I hope my words have opened your eyes
Anime encourages degeneracy
No.98262
I hope my words have opened your eyes
Anime encourages degeneracy
No.98263
>>98257
shiit homie I'm just visiting
>>98258
sore throat I could go for cough drop or some throat spray
how are you doing today
No.98264
No.98265
No.98266
No.98267
>>98252
SNIPER RIFLES ARE GAY!
FOR PANSIES WITH DEGREES IN PHYSICS
USE A REAL GUN
No.98268
>>98255
What was the issue?
Is it a good enough excuse to go all 'ALLAH SNACKBAR' on him?
No.98269
>>98251
Playing minecraft is kinda autistic in itself nowadays, but still fun with friends!
I never have any ideas for what to build…
>tfw no imagination
No.98270
>>98259
I am enjoying so far cant really say though but ill probably buy it
>>98267
M14/M1A is the best rifle ever made get out of here!
>>98260
>>98261
>>98262
>>98264
>>98265
>>98266
lol
No.98271
>a real gun
>not loaded with shells
Scanner see yourself out
No.98272
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>98267
Sniper rifles are for slack jaw faggots heh
No.98275
>>98263
I just got up so not much as of late really doing
>>98268
his feature he put in was making the site progressively slower because he couldn't into basic shit
but I'd say that it was his goal to do to the site so yes go snaculear on him
No.98276
>>98273
Good morning Amore ♥
No.98277
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>>98273
good morning, have you gone yet?
also pistols are the coolest gun in every situation
No.98278
>>98271
What the fuck?
I just said that Taurus Judge is best handgun!
Big machine guns for doof truck, big shotguns when you get there, hand sized shotguns for everything else!
You ever thought that P90 was a girls gun?
I always thought it was a girls gun… but not in a derogatory sort of way. Like how people say Long Island Ice Teas are girly drinks, even though they can knock your ass down.
>>98269
My sister is like that.
Is easier to start off a small thing and eventually build it to something bigger.
No.98279
>>98278
i don't think p90 chan is girly
No.98280
File: 1454078876966.png (352.42 KB, 763x856, 763:856, 7b63646b43b3127993d14394af….png)
>>98274
Hey Burt <3
>>98276
Good Morning Marsy <3
>>98277
Yep, not long back just out of the shower C:
No.98281
No.98282
>>98275
Totes go sandperson on him now.
Anywhere were I can read the story of him being a shitlord?
>>98279
It's shaped like a suitcase!
Of course it is girly!
No.98283
No.98284
No.98285
>>98273
Magi!
>>98278
Yeah, I'm sure I'll work it all out.
I might just live in a mushroom, honestly.
Seems pretty comfy tbh…
No.98286
You're all hairy men
Not anime, men
Quit your degeneracy
No.98288
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>>98286
I'm a spider you niggeroo
No.98289
>>98285
Windows and chimney and fireplace for more homely feel!
>>9828
What if we posted as hairy anime men?
>>98283
Thanks Spider
No.98291
No.98292
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>>98280
that's good it doesn't sound like it was horrible. I'd love to hear about it later
No.98293
>>98289
I'll be sure to add those!
No.98294
>>98289
>>98286
Fuck, misposted
No.98295
No.98296
>>98291
DON'T OPPRESS ME SHIT LORD
No.98297
>>98296
*PATRIARCHAL BONER HARDENS*
No.98298
>>98297
this oppression is too real for me
No.98299
>>98298
*holds door open for you*
No.98300
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>>98292
I'll tell you later, it went as expected but I'm in really good form at the minute.
>>98295
Good afternoon to you Tak <3
No.98301
>>98299
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
No.98302
>>98300
how are you doing today?
you seem well
No.98303
Is tavern inventory shared or do I have to get to that specific tavern to get my items?
Dragons dogma btw..
No.98304
>>98286
Yes I am
>>98303
shared
No.98305
File: 1454079716855.jpg (77.17 KB, 1047x886, 1047:886, ss (2015-12-20 at 06.33.07….jpg)
>>98304
DONT TEXT AND DRIVE
thank you though
No.98306
are there pistols in the division? can I put attachments on them? That's my deciding factor
No.98307
File: 1454079998081.jpg (44.9 KB, 1292x852, 323:213, 10845731_750988088305902_6….jpg)
No.98308
>>98306
Yes to both of those things
No.98309
you can even put forward grips on the pistols
for
some
fucking
reason
No.98310
>>98307
that's it I'm stealing you away in my sex dungeon and you're never going to see the light of day ever again
it's only the most progressive thing to do after all
No.98311
>>98308
>>98309
pre-ordering tonight then, is the season pass important
No.98313
>you will never be kawaii enough to get locked in your senpai's love dundeon
No.98314
>>98311
Maybe?
I don't know.
>>98312
high rarity weapons have more mod slots
No.98315
>>98314
ah makes sense now
No.98316
I'm going to go have a nap…
I'll see you all later!
No.98317
>>98315
sidearms are severely underpowered right now, though.
hope they balance it out.
No.98318
File: 1454080556535.png (358.52 KB, 485x741, 485:741, tmp_11528-1452589853428-11….png)
>>98314
figure out and I'll do sonething nice
No.98319
>>98318
There are three planned expansions with new areas, weapons, equipment, and enemies.
If you hit the streets of The Division’s New York on launch day with the Season Pass, you’ll get some goodies too, including an exclusive sawed-off shotgun as well as new outfits and weapon skins. Season Pass owners also get monthly perks in the form of exclusive content drops and events.
No.98320
>>98302
When does the division come out Tak?
>>98316
Catch you later Sleepen <3
>>98318
Its's part rpg thats why :3
No.98322
>>98317
I'd hope so, I want to use the shield
No.98323
>>98310
I can't even think of anything witty to comeback to that.
I'm sure the stockholme syndrome would kick in after a week though.
>>98313
>You'll never have a yandere qt that'll lock you spread eagle on your bed
No.98324
>>98319
ehh I'll hold out on it if I don't even know what the areas are yet. Thank you, you have a free redeemable coupon for most things I can provide
No.98325
>>98316
byeeeeeeee sleepy!
No.98326
>>98323
that's when I turn it up a notch though
No.98328
>>98327
This is why you have /lewd/, Bard.
Speaking of stalkers, do I still have you added on Steam?
>>98326
How long till mindbroken?
No.98329
>>98324
I'll probably forget you even said this.
No.98331
>>98329
screencap it and set it as your wallpaper
No.98332
>>98328
which time?
I'll fix you and unfix you many times~
No.98333
No.98334
>>98333
good now you won't forget and loose your coupon
No.98335
>>98332
NNNNGHHH~
BREAK ME SO GUD GURL
No.98338
File: 1454082205005.jpg (178.35 KB, 652x1356, 163:339, tmp_11528-1453269956338210….jpg)
>>98337
late night or couldn't sleep?
No.98340
>>98337
do you have steam
No.98341
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>>98339
that's not good, any reason why? On the bright side it should make tonight easier
No.98342
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No.98343
>>98342
If I posted mine w-would you add me ?
No.98344
>>98341
But it's so hard to stay up but if I go to sleep now then I won't be able to sleep later.
No.98345
>>98339
You'll sleep soon enough.
Everyone collapses sooner or later.
No.98347
>>98346
http://steamcommunity.com/id/moecakes/ would you let me make you feel less sleepy ?
No.98348
>>98344
just shock yourself with something, I feel the same way right now but a scary guy was looking at me so I woke up
No.98349
>>98348
… he wasn't at the window, right?
Totes wasn't me.
No.98351
No.98352
File: 1454083046282.jpg (265.21 KB, 656x867, 656:867, 50ca79e7a03e2a74dadc4a3a62….jpg)
>>98350
Hola.
>>98348
I want to stare at you with a creepy face.
No.98354
File: 1454083133955.jpg (544.3 KB, 669x1000, 669:1000, 0559efdd84713fddac12b045bd….jpg)
>>98352
Having trouble sleeping? Other than that how are you?
No.98355
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>>98353
heh, I used to get 3 day bans all the time :P
No.98356
I just took a huge shit lol
No.98357
No.98358
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No.98359
File: 1454083723928.jpg (101.98 KB, 900x1371, 300:457, 6a06f78480dd96eeaefc012542….jpg)
No.98360
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>>98352
please don't it was really scary
No.98361
This took a hell of a turn.
No.98362
>>98361
Ill show you a twist.
No.98363
>>98361
wheels keep on turning man
No.98366
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>>98364
Watch out I carry a phone and earbuds to defend myself
No.98367
>>98356
>>98357
You scatological barbarian.
No.98371
I HEARD BOOTY
WHERE DAT BOOTY AT
No.98372
File: 1454084429038.png (968.02 KB, 1172x1080, 293:270, tmp_11528-1452112686196128….png)
No.98374
>>98373
JULIEEEET!
DAMN YOU!!!
No.98376
>>98375
Good lord. .///.
Thank the lord for that face painted gentleman who upheld good honest decency in the ring.
No.98377
i need to come up with my own shit this mayaka imitation thing is really getting out of hand
No.98378
>>98372
I am staring at it with a creepy face.
No.98379
File: 1454084932189.png (1.97 MB, 4470x4480, 447:448, tmp_11528-1453850572538107….png)
No.98380
>>98376
Women truly are the worst
No.98381
mayaka is my role model i wanna be just like her when I grow up
No.98382
File: 1454085083253.jpg (401.65 KB, 776x1053, 776:1053, tmp_11528-1452357376670961….jpg)
>>98378
why does your creepy face look like a rape face
No.98383
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No.98384
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>>98383
you should buy me some peanut butter chocolate, like reeces or something
No.98385
I have arriveth from my journey, only to start another journey to achieve precious liquid known as alcohol.
Soon, that is.
I need to procrastinate.
No.98386
>>98380
Disgusting!
Why did you not spoiler?!
No.98387
>>98385
you need more masturbates
No.98388
>>98387
Just alcohol in general.
No.98389
>>98384
Fuck that, should make your own.
Or make your own ferror roche with nutella and weetabix.
No.98390
File: 1454085881932.jpg (77.69 KB, 783x1000, 783:1000, e74d23d00623e165dfb850e6e5….jpg)
>>98384
Nice one of my favourites :P Well when I eat chocolate :3
>>98385
Hey SD <3
No.98391
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>>98390
american chocolate is pretty shit most of the time, I really like those cookie galaxy bars
No.98392
>>98211
He looks like Scott Eastwood.
No.98393
File: 1454086125771.png (222.61 KB, 640x452, 160:113, a4c241c657d60e8eeeb5180694….png)
>>98391
You have a real sweet tooth though :P
No.98394
>>98386
Im sorry,it wont happen again!
No.98397
>>98395
wondering what to do honestly
No.98398
>>98397
Division! Are you the master of anything new?
No.98399
File: 1454086413421.jpg (Spoiler Image, 51.28 KB, 955x557, 955:557, ss (2016-01-29 at 05.52.51….jpg)
No.98400
File: 1454086440895.jpg (51.28 KB, 955x557, 955:557, ss (2016-01-29 at 05.52.51….jpg)
>>98399
dang it,forgot to unspoiler it
No.98402
>>98396
>What's good?
Hm, I dunno :P
I'm just relaxing after a busy morning what about you?
No.98403
>>98399
>1MB/S
Things haven't changed.
No.98404
>>98394
Good boy.
Consider the children.
No.98405
No.98406
did you pre-order to get the code?
>>98393
shh it's just because nothing else tastes good
No.98407
>>98402
Been up since 3 am, and about to get some beer from the store since I have the weekend off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttxwkkuGq-4
No.98408
>>98406
No you can buy it for like 5$ on g2a.
No.98410
>>98409
… source for that please. .///.
And you're all children, in a sense. <3
No.98411
>>98406
I could make you something good to eat :3
>>98407
Just chilling then? What kind of beer you getting?
No.98412
My game is done. Peace fags. Oh yeah, add
Nounthepound on Uplay so we can play.
No.98413
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>>98408
>>98409
nice, can I get a link because I'm lazy?
No.98414
>>98411
I would actually buy some hard alcohol, but that's way too far out of my reach currently, since they don't sell that in regular stores.
Probably just 12 cans of Foster's or something.
No.98415
No.98416
Oh god I hope it doesn't need Microsoft Visual Studio 2015
No.98417
I want to touch myself so bad but I'm not allowed to what do I do I'm going crazy
No.98418
>>98414
GOOD CHOICE
Cheap and does the job!
No.98419
>>98417
Do butt stuff.
Or get one of those lock up cod piece things.
No.98420
>>98419
I have a vibrator and a cage for it but I'd be too tempted to do things if I use them and I don't want to disobey master !
No.98421
>>98417
Daddy's gotta cum~
Get yo lil ass on yo knees and service daddy then daddy gon let you cum boy~
No.98422
>>98411
I'm sure you could, you like spicy things as well which is almost as good as sweet
>>98415
thank you, too bad I won't be home for 3 hours and then I have to download as well
>>98417
who's gonna know
No.98423
>>98422
I couldn't live with the guilt of disobeying orders and I would have to cut off my cock as punishment for being disobedient
No.98424
File: 1454087200035.jpg (331.92 KB, 694x737, 694:737, f593a4f42ec0e3a5f49186a9d4….jpg)
>>98414
Funny how many people drink fosters, well I hope you enjoy and have a good night <3
>>98422
Well I can also make deserts, I was a chef before so… :3
No.98425
File: 1454087314276.jpg (23.28 KB, 954x389, 954:389, ss (2016-01-29 at 06.07.59….jpg)
No.98426
>>98418
This.
>>98424
I drink whatever, but that is what they have in stock.
No.98427
File: 1454087415178.png (1.75 MB, 3240x4243, 3240:4243, tmp_11528-1452907323988726….png)
>>98424
why are you like the most perfect husband
No.98428
>>98420
Sorry Moe, I don't have much experience of these things, and my opinion sorta sucks.
Best you can do is either edge forever or keep well behaved.
No.98429
I wasn't such a pervert I should just snap my dick in half so I won't be a burden on anyone with my disgusting lust and fetishes
No.98430
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>>98426
What's your favourite tipple?
>>98427
I'm far from perfect :3
No.98431
No.98432
>>98429
break it like a baguette
No.98433
>>98432
I want to snap it so the head faces the floor and cut open the bottom of it so I can never enjoy an orgasm again
No.98434
No.98435
>>98434
WHEN MY HANDS GOES UP,YOUR MOUTH GOES SHUT!
No.98436
>>98430
maybe imperfect yourself, but you have a lot of really amazing qualities that gets you really close
>>98433
a little more might happen than just losing your ability to orgasm
No.98438
>>98429
I find your lustful proclamations entertaining.
>>98431
Ah, I'm so glad I got you to appreciate my babblings <3
No.98439
>>98433
instead why don't you expand your urethra using various toys till your dick can take in other dicks?
No.98440
>>98437
Whut Noun?
Did Timmy fell down the well and we must wish him 'Good luck;?
No.98441
>>98436
I'd smash my balls with a hammer until they're just paste so I can never cum again and I would be a better person for it
No.98442
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>>98433
Moe, you know you could stop if you really wanted to..
>>98434
Hey Settie <3
>>98436
If only I could see it that way :3
>>98438
Well you know me scan, I like to show my appreciation when I get a good chuckle <3
No.98443
>>98441
Awww, don't be like that, Moe. Your inherent sluttiness is what makes you, you! Just wait till your master gets back and everything will be all fine and dandy.
Plus, won't the prostate gland remain?
Couldn't you orgasm in other ways?
No.98444
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>>98441
make sure to record it and send it with your dying breath if you ever do
No.98445
>>98435
STOP BEING RUDE.
Hime sent it over Moggle mail, so you better be there!
>>98442
Hello lewd poster!
No.98446
No.98447
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>>98444
kek
>>98445
Hello fellow /lewd/ poster :P
No.98448
I wish master would just slit my throat already
No.98449
No.98450
>>98448
If he does, get him to record it
No.98451
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>>98448
I have to wonder how much you'd actually take in the situation
No.98452
>>98448
>Ignoring me
I'D PROVIDE THE KNIFE!
No.98453
>>98452
A good stanley knife would be perfect imo
No.98454
>>98452
Thats moecuck for you.
No.98455
>>98454
I've found afew people will ignore posts on here
dunno why though
No.98456
I should go before I say more disgusting things
No.98457
>>98453
All in favour for putting all our baby pennies into a good stanley knife for the sacrifice of Moe?!
No.98458
>>98456
no you should stay and suck my dick
No.98459
>>98455
Either because they are too aroused Like moecuck
Or have you filtered like i have with mayaka
and/or because they don't like you.
No.98460
>>98454
Well not under my watch.
ATTENTION FOR EVERYONE!
No.98461
>>98459
think most people have me unfiltered now
No.98462
>>98455
they probably have filters. The only reason I don't say anything when you respond to my posts is because you usually say something too weird, or something that's hard to respond to. I don't mean anything bad by it though
No.98464
>>98463
And of course i can't redtext…
No.98465
>>98463
IM TRYING TO LEAVE
No.98466
>>98463
That's a genius idea!
>>98465
Not gonna let you leave till you notice me!!
No.98467
>>98454
kek
>>98457
Now lets not get hasty Scan :3
No.98469
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No.98470
>>98469
Do you think he wants you?
No.98471
>>98462
nah you're fine enough, I'm not bothered by it since I got alot of things off my chest that one time, just something I noticed
No.98472
>>98467
HASTE IN ALL THINGS
>>98470
What's not to love?!
Whatever you can do, I can do better!
No.98473
>>98472
Do you have a proof?
No.98475
>>98472
There's haste, and there's just plain idiotic :3
No.98476
>>98469
And so, lo and behold, Scanner wrote and signed his own death warrant. And all was well~
No.98477
No.98478
>>98474
G! Where the fuck have you been!?
No.98479
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No.98480
No.98481
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No.98482
>>98480
Hey wolfyspiderino.
No.98483
>>98476
I just wanted to beat E, I ain't gonna be beaten!
>>98475
Who needs smarts when you can be young and dumb?
>>98473
I AM A PROOF!
Let's do this!
>>98474
CATBOY
No.98485
>>98477
Hey
>>98478
Everywhere and nowhere
>>98479
Hai magi
>>98483
How are you scanner
No.98486
>>98483
I dunno if you want to beat him at this, man.
No.98487
>>98482
hows' your dottery ass doing?
No.98488
>>98485
how's hitting that G spot going?
No.98489
>>98483
I just wanted to see…. Its not like there was anything.
>>98485
I haven't seen you for a very long time here.
No.98490
>>98487
Glad that another working week is over.
You?
No.98491
>>98490
feeling sluggish, prob the meds, prob all this sugar I'm having but all things considering I'm pretty well enough, although not sure if I wanna video games
No.98492
>>98486
Well… I'll guess I'll back down, just this once; it isn't even about Moe, I just wanted to outlove E.
>>98485
Hungover and bored, you?
>>98489
;-;
Low blow man, low blow. I can be something!
No.98493
>>98488
W-What are you talking about?
>>98489
Yes…I was a bit busy
No.98494
>>98483
Young dumb and full of.. :^)
>>98484
Not much was busy this morning with an appointment, but just relaxing now what about yourself?
No.98495
>>98492
Tired but I am good
No.98496
>>98493
you know, your Gspot…..in life
No.98497
>>98491
Compound it with caffeine!
>>98492
You can outlove him with me instead.
>>98494
How did the appointment go?
I had another day of dealing with Java issues. Oh, hated Java.
No.98498
>>98492
Can you now? Then show me.
>>98493
I see.
No.98499
No.98500
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>>98497
Went as expected, so once that was done I stocked up on my favourite peppermint tea, had a nice shower and have been relaxing ever since. Its nights like this I do miss having a drink, I'm surprisingly uplifting form~
Yeah java is a pain in the butt.
No.98501
>>98494
>///<
>>98495
I want to get better so quickly now, cannot be bothered, gotta walk 4 miles home and stuff.
>>98497
… GREAT IDEA!
You'd be much more deserving of my love too!
*pat pat*
>>98498
*ties up your shoelaces and cleans your dishes*
Ha! See?1 Useful!
No.98502
>>98500
Sounds good. I'll have some drinks tonight.
I'm thinking of doing a dry Feb as I heard about the dry Jan thing too late, but eh. Drinking on a Friday night is one of the things I look forward to in the week.
Java is the worst, especially when you need an old version to maintain compatibility with old company internal stuff but online banking sites only accept newer versions. And IE wants to block old stuff as it's a security risk too.
>>98501
I totally am, yep.
No.98504
>>98501
….That was unexpected.
No.98505
No.98506
>>98503
I have Jagermeister and cinnamon flavoured, gold specked vodka.
No.98507
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>>98501
heh
>>98502
What you having to drink?
>>98503
Noice enjoy <3
No.98508
>>98505
Then why is it considered the drink of women here?
No.98509
>>98507
See >>98506
+ mixer, of course.
>>98508
Finland is hardddddcoreeeeeeeeee.
No.98510
>>98508
because your men are all woman
No.98511
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No.98513
>>98511
We have a Need for Speed (TM).
No.98514
>>98502
Speaking of which, how be you?
And to be honest, sort not sure what more to say, so enthralled in playing Binding of Isaac right now.
>>98504
Suprises are the best.
Nothing nicer than being looked after, no?
No.98515
>>98506
I've got some leftover vodka from last week, not sure whether to start with that or end with that.
>>98507
Not enjoying it yet, got some things to do and vidya to play.
>>98509
I don't see the big dealio with cider though.
>>98510
I thought that was the common racial stereotype for the Swedes, oh well.
No.98516
>>98511
living life to the fullest by…… doing nothing YEAH FUCKING EXTREME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
also the site is much better now that joshes fuckery is undone
No.98517
>>98511
Be quick or be dead.
No.98518
>>98509
Enjoy <3
>>98511
We keept the board moving :3
>>98515
What vidya you planning on playing?
No.98519
>>98515
nah I think norway is the only country not getting its shit kicked in by foreigners and even then that's prob not going to last
No.98520
>>98514
I suppose you are right. Can i do something in return?
No.98521
>>98518
Probably continuing my Fallout 4 save, still haven't finished it.
Mostly because I'm never at home nowadays.
No.98522
>>98514
I'm good, yep.
You're a fan of Sunless Sea, right? It's free to play for the weekend, I was thinking of trying it out.
>>98515
End with it. It'll be the grand finale.
Cider's good. Well, Rekorderlig and Kopparberg are good - and you have access to more of that stuff than I do. Just don't try the kiwi stuff.
>>98518
Thankies.
No.98523
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>>98521
Its a game i'm going to play when I get my rig built.
>>98522
You planning on getting take away tonight Dotty?
No.98524
>>98519
I don't think we're getting our shit kicked in, more so proud of that drunktard anti-socialistic title we have.
>>98522
Alright, I'll see later on if I can fight the 12 beers first.
Kopparberg and Somersby ain't bad, but that's stuff you should be able to purchase in liter sized bottles for it to make sense.
>>98523
It's pretty good.
I still need to update my rig at some point, but I'm too lazy.
No.98525
>>98523
Nah, I only do that once a week at most. I should cut back on that too.
No.98526
>>98522
endlesss sea is o.k but not really that good, it takes a while to get off the ground and once you do it's really easy
No.98527
>>98524
Tchhhh. It tastes good, you don't have to sluttyly drink to get wasted, mate.
>>98526
I might give it a try as I'm on the fence about it.
No.98528
>>98522
Play that, combine it with Fallen London.
You wanna get the whole story of why everything works the way it does.
So you'll know who is being mentioned, but yeah, try it first, it may be a little on the boring side though.
>>98520
Yes, do anything you want in return, I'm pretty braindead so will accept anything.
No.98529
>>98524
I'm sure when it neds updating you will get onto the task no problem
>>98525
Tempted to order a pizza tonight, I got some coupons through the door. That and I might watch Point Break or Predator :3
No.98530
>>98527
well you may like it, there's some SJW bs in it but that's only "woman can do things too" shit in a time period that they couldn't
No.98531
>>98528
Yeaaaah, but I'd have to pay for Fallen London. I'll see how it goes, anyway.
>>98529
Noice~
>inb4 Fast Show gif
No.98532
>>98496
My Gspot?
>>98498
Ok: 3
>>98501
Great!
I think.
No.98533
No.98534
>>98528
I don't know what i can offer…
No.98535
>>98527
But that's the only goal I have in drinking, to get totally trashed.
>>98529
Maybe some year when it becomes obsolete.
No.98536
>>98524
I don't know about that
>>98532
you know….. your good spot in life
No.98537
>>98536
I don't read spoilers unless I am asked to and can confirm they're not lewd :3
No.98538
>>98535
How admirably Finnish of you!
I just do it for the buzz.
Me getting trashed leads to puking and stuff that I don't remember the following morning.
No.98539
>>98531
>>98535
I'm saving slowly, but I'll have mine built in a few months hopefully. I have so many games to play.
No.98540
>>98531
You don't need to pay for Fallen London, it is free.
No.98541
>>98537
it's 2lewd4school so I understand it
maybe you'd like to have me speak with you in private about it? say on steam
No.98542
>>98539
HAH. Nice webm.
Also, you should play The Stanley Parable next.
>>98540
It's not on Steam, though!
No.98543
>>98536
A title is a title and reputation is still reputation.
>>98538
The puking part isn't that common, but the amnesia part is quite common.
>>98539
I've got enough to upgrade it anyway I'd want to, but I'll go travelling before I do any hardware upgrades, just because prices might have gone down after that.
No.98544
>>98543
Yeah, I don't like either part, though.
Or the hangover, really.
No.98545
>>98543
there's nothing in this world which can't be twisted to fit into something else
be it stone or reputations
No.98546
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>>98542
Yeah I had a version of that before in webm but lost it, Burt kindly made it for me today. Its epic <3
I will, got my new mouse and mousepad today so I can try it out :3
>>98543
I was saving last year, then dipped into them just before Christmas, but I've found that some of the prices of the components has went down, or I can get better ones for the same price as last year so its worth holding off.
No.98547
>>98542
Does it really matter, my new found love?
No.98548
>>98544
I usually skip the hangover part and get on with the "I tried to e-sex who?!" part.
>>98545
That sounded like a really weird euphemism for lewd stuff.
>>98546
I have the problem that I don't want to spend on anything, but I'll probably do so after I get done with my trips.
No.98549
>>98546
Where's it from? Predator?
Good stuff~
>>98547
Y-yeah.
Where will I find it?
>>98548
> tfw SD hasn't e-sexed you yet ;_;
No.98550
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>>98548
if you want it like that then sure
No.98551
>>98549
Dottspls, I only do that when very drunk, and then I wake up ashamed of everything and disappear for a while.
>>98550
Yeah… no.
No.98552
>>98549
Yeah the Predator hand shake :3
No.98553
>>98541
It's just that I am not sure it's good if I look at spoilers
No.98554
>>98551
Alright, I'll approach you 5hrs from now~
>>98552
Cool. Not that I've seen the film.
No.98555
>>98551
no…..yeah
>>98553
if it's so wrong then how come it feels so good?
No.98556
>>98555
What feels so good?
No.98558
>>98554
It's like you're trying to make me feel horrible intentionally.
No.98559
No.98560
>>98557
This Fallen London thing.
>>98558
Would I ever do such a heinous thing?
No.98562
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>>98561
I'm always serious
No.98563
>>98560
Well, trial and error.
No.98564
No.98565
>>98563
I'm not that bad. Really!
Even when I've been drinking.
>>98564
Thanks!
No.98566
>>98554
You not seen predator?
No.98568
>>98567
>HASN'T SEEN THE PREDATOR
I can stream that and 2 for ya if you want at some point
No.98569
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>>98567
You should get on that asap~
No.98570
>>98568
>>98569
Eh. I'll get around to it one of these years.
No.98571
>>98565
No problem, anything for best otter.
No.98572
>>98571
Pffffff.
Only otter, right?
No.98573
>>98534
Just noticed your post.
HOW ABOUT YOUR BUTT/SOUL/ATTENTION/FOOD?!
No.98575
>>98570
I can do it whenever
infact I can do it right now
No.98576
>>98575
Yeah, but I can't be bothered with watching any films right now.
No.98577
>>98573
I can give you attention, but i'm not so much sure about the rest of it.
No.98578
>>98573
That's quite the list you've got there Scan :P
No.98579
>>98577
That'll do, I'm happy with just attention.
>>98578
I am a man of many needs.
No.98580
>>98576
too busy being lewd I see how it is
No.98582
>>98580
What kind of slut do you take me for?
No.98583
>>98582
a p ure kinda slut
No.98584
>>98583
Does such a mythical unicorn exist?
No.98585
>>98584
I'm chatting one up right now
No.98587
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No.98588
>>98585
Well, it certainly ain't me.
No.98589
>>98588
Wait, you're a slut?
No.98590
>>98579
Okay, then have some more.
No.98591
>>98589
I'm neither slutty or a slut!
No.98592
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Gotta do that filthy 4 mile walk now.
See you later, boyos.
No.98593
No.98594
No.98595
>>98592
Catch you later Scan <3