No.99096
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this thread needs more class
>>99095
hi thirsty how're you?
No.99097
>>99095
open your mouth i got something for you to drink
No.99098
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>>99095
Have you no cocoa?
No.99099
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>99090
Have the version with song.
No.99101
>>99097
juice?
>>99098
no I do I'm just not sure if I want any
No.99102
>>99099
didnt know that existed, its not on the album
>>99101
yeah
juice
No.99103
>>99100
soon enough and if you're in the city you can move up my end Cumbria to escape getting bombed or enriched by the sand niggers and towl heads if you like
No.99104
>>99102
is it cran-apple? best juice flavor
No.99105
>>99102
Thats because one of the artist in two steps from hell has made a single with it where there is song too. Do you like it?
No.99106
>>99091
Alright then, goodnight!
>>99092
Rubbiiish! Authors compete for a limited number of spots, too, unless you're assuming each consumer can buy an unlimited amount of books! A-and I'm not sure where you're getting the
>rarely are unable to live off of their work as long as they don't stop making things
thing from, 'cause that's completely ridiculous! How many sculptors do you honestly believe are full-time sculptors who do nothing else for money? The same applies to painters, writers, musicians, basically everyone! You mention Tom Clancy and Stephen King, but they're two people! Two out of millions of authors! The artist who can live off nothing but art is an extremely, ridiculously rare breed! And it doesn't even mean they're a particularly good artist, just a particularly popular one!
No.99107
>>99103
A L D E R S H O T
L
D
E
R
S
H
O
T
welp im dead.
No.99108
>>99104
no
>>99105
i dont like the vocals in the very beginning but the rest is better
No.99109
>>99107
enjoy being part of a harem of some paki then!
No.99111
>>99110
youll find out if you suck on my cock
No.99112
>>99111
look at mika being dom!
No.99113
>>99111
you'll show me where you keep the juice if I suck it?
No.99116
>>99112
you aint seen shit
>>99113
yeah youll get the juice
No.99118
No.99121
>team up with a russian, a mexican and an american
>become the saviors of the dark zone
>tracking down a group of rogues
>run for 15 minutes chasing them through the subway and streets
>lose sight of them
>they lead us into a corner and ambush us
>we fight our way out killing all 4 of them
This game man…
No.99122
Aw man Dagashi is getting worse and worse with each episode, unfortunate.
>>99106
There isn't a national team of artists with artists from every college competing for thirty spots in, it's an outlandish comparison.
I've met all kinds of artists who live off of their productions throughout life, many meagerly but they are alive and they aren't doing anything for money but their trade. I've frequented a lot of galleries and music scenes in different cities, it's fairly common actually. The trick that I see with everyone who achieves this is you actually make lots of stuff and don't stop, and you have to be willing to sell things for cheap. A majority of "full-time sculptors" are probably living off of their trade, I have actually met more than one sculptor who lives off of sculpting. They made a ton of shit and sold a lot of it relatively inexpensively. If they aren't full-time sculpting, they aren't exactly being prolific, are they? Part-time sculptors don't apply.
That's really the big difference. It's not that people don't do artwork full-time because they can't live off of it, it's that they can't live off of their artwork because they don't do it full-time. You have to put in the hours and crank out the products, just like everything else.
tl;dr just write for forty hours a week for a decade and I'll cut my dick off if you can't live off of writing after that.
No.99123
woah this jellybean tastes like yogurt
No.99124
No.99125
>>99124
what does that mean
No.99126
>>99124
Lol enjoy your fucked up dick. Scar tissue is going to build up giving you erectile dysfunction.
No.99127
>>99125
>current year
>he doesn't jelq
No.99128
>>99127
I don't have anybody to impress.
No.99131
No.99132
>>99126
also i already have ED thanks to pumping myself with girl hormones lol
No.99133
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so, let me get this right
someguy saw what happens when you crush something under a rolling pin and figured
"I wanna crush my dick with rolling pins"
but instead his dick got slightly longer for a short amount of time
No.99134
Master and I are going to bed, goodnight.
No.99135
>>99131
>>99132
What if your weiner falls off.
No.99136
No.99138
No.99140
>>99132
[/pol/'s internally]
other than hey
>>99134
night
No.99141
This migraine is making me fucking miserable.
No.99142
>>99132
>>99131
>>99135
>>99140
I like you already if I understood that correctly.
No.99143
>>99141
gotta just get though it
No.99144
>>99142
i meant to say other then that hey
No.99145
>>99135
tranny
beneficial
idk dude
No.99146
>>99144
I had taken it as you being against the self-mutilation.
No.99147
>>99145
*flicks a booger on you*
No.99148
>>99146
don't you cut your self?
No.99149
>>99130
what does that even mean?
No.99151
>>99148
No, every cut I have currently on my body was from another person(s).
No.99154
>>99151
oh, why are you letting other people cut shit into your body?
No.99156
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>>99146
i am, but injecting girl hormones into ones self is pretty fucking hot tbh.
just don't create a axe wound.
No.99158
TRANNIES NEED TO FUCKING DIE OH MY GOD
No.99159
>>99157
> OH FUCK BILLS AND SHIT.png
No.99160
>>99156
>tfw no cuteboy that wants to be feminized by you
No.99161
>>99156
Why is /pol/ full of a bunch of closeted homosexuals? I made a thread with an anime pic as the OP and all the submissive anime faggots came out of hiding. It was cute.
No.99162
>>99159
>1453697468885.png
No.99163
I got injected with girl hormones by mistake once. My body is so manly I just sweat it out while doing my sets.
No.99164
>>99162
>1/29/16 (Fri) 22:11:36 No.99162
No.99165
Where is Dunsel? He's been offline for 6 days…
No.99166
>>99156
I want to kiss your tummy
No.99167
>>99164
do you need something
or are you just trying to be crazy?
>>99166
here comes moe, to molest the new guy.
No.99168
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>>99161
a last ditch effort to save ourselves, it never works
No.99169
>>99165
prob ded, raped by niggers
No.99170
>>99167
Kissing tummys is not molesting !
No.99171
>>99168
Someone new?
Post butt.
No.99172
>>99167
no I don't need anything but I also wasn't trying to be cuhrayzee
No.99173
>>99168
Cute. I love bullying /pol/. Sexually. It's lewd.
>>99170
It is tho
>>99171
He's shy :3c~
No.99174
MORE BUTTS FOR THE BUTT THRONE!!!
No.99175
>>99170
oh sure, so you're not trying to take advantage of an inno.cent new poster?
>>99172
can I redeem my coupon yet?
No.99176
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>>99166
>>99170
well you can try ;)
it would be extremely painful
>>99171
but i dont wanna need more girl hormones.
No.99177
>>99154
I'm not letting anyone do so.
>>99156
Disgusting, never mind.
>>99161
What about me, then?
No.99178
>>99175
yeah do what you want provided it's within reason
No.99179
>>99174
im gonna order the tights senti!!
No.99180
>>99177
so you don't have them?
No.99181
>>99178
gibe de boipusi pls
No.99182
>>99176
*rolls up your shirt and kisses your tummy*
No.99183
>>99177
I'm going to freak your lily white ass Rain!
No.99184
>>99176
How far in are you?
No.99186
>>99185
pls b0ss
I don't actually want anything yet
No.99188
>>99184
not in just depressed
welp.
No.99189
>>99180
I don't think you understand.
>>99183
You've been trying to do that for years now!
No.99190
>>99188
you should marry me we can become happy
No.99191
>>99188
don't be a sadboy, no one likes sadboys
No.99192
>>99189
I really don't and I'd like to know, so explain
No.99193
>>99188
join the club
you'll need to join line up outside
No.99194
>>99188
You better post butt, slutboy.
No.99195
>>99187
Is this your own piece of work? Either way, it's great as always. Sounds like it was influenced by the Dwarf Fortress theme song that I've listened to on repeat for hours.
>>99189
Yeah true. SOMEDAY!
No.99196
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No.99197
>>99196
haha freakin' epic for the winnn ;)
No.99199
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>>99190
but that will undermine of /pol/'s most scared values
No.99200
>>99192
When you don't let people hurt you and it still happens constantly.
>>99195
I haven't posted Balalaika in ages, now is the time to bring it back together.
No.99202
>>99201
he knows
that's the joke
No.99203
>>99199
well why don't you just marry /pol/ then
No.99204
>>99195
It's the DF menu theme but twisted into what I wish it sounded like. I do the same for the in-game theme but not as much because it's near perfection. I need to learn that whole piece I've only practiced half of it. Are you practicing guitar yet? I want to hear you play sublime.
No.99205
>>99198
yeah get on my level faggit
No.99206
>>99200
oh so this is angsty emotional scars, alright then
No.99207
>>99202
I actually did think it was a dildo for a good 30 seconds before I tried turning my head and a couple other things
No.99208
>>99203
Because true /pol/acks hate fags.
This guy is a dropout.
No.99209
>>99203
kek im playing, b-b-but im not ready
No.99210
>>99207
looks like brat is the butt of this end of the joke
DOHDOHDOH
No.99211
>>99206
No, these are physical.
No.99212
>>99210
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.99213
No.99214
>>99202
Oh, this migraine has made me mentally retarded.
>>99200
As good of a time as ever. Be my Balafag.
>>99204
Remember that acoustic I thought I had at my father's? He pawned it a while back. After I buy a PS4 I'm going to buy a nice little acoustic guitar before I move up to Canada. Then I will play Days of the New and Sublime.
No.99215
Haha fail bro fail. You just uber failed bro. FOR THE WINN! :)
Get n00b t00b'd faggot. Haha rekt and pwned~ ;)
No.99216
wait a sec..
do i just hate EVERYONE?
No.99217
>>99213
Agreed.
>>99214
The true master is here.
No.99218
No.99219
>>99218
i like you so at least theres that
No.99220
>>99216
have you tried…. not hating everyone?
No.99221
>>99216
wow we're opposites then!
No.99224
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>>99220
yes, lots of times. then people piss me off and were back to square one
>>99221
how many trannies to you talk to besides sara alison and me theyre pretty terrible
No.99225
>>99219
Am I your favorite poster?
>>99222
Bro get rekted get rekted x)
t00bular takedown noob. smd smh ;)
No.99227
brbrb store
>>99214
Move up to canada…VBC, right? Riiiight?!
I highly recommend either a squire stratocaster or an epiphone SG as a beginner. I'd suggest a les paul or telecaster as alternatives but it's easier to end up with something challenging to play depending on the specific model. SGs and Strats generally have a smooth neck and low action, and that's what you want as a beginner.
No.99228
>>99224
only one way to it then, best shoot them all untill they're dead to make sure
No.99229
>>99225
nope thats my darlingfu
No.99230
>>99225
I don't get this meme, have an old meme about best girl.
No.99232
>>99227
I'll probably just get a Les Paul since they're so cheap.
>>99229
I can be your secret mistress.
>>99230
I like this meme.
No.99233
>>99232
Good, because it will last, unlike us.
No.99234
>>99232
they all the same price!! just don't get a shitty neck T-T so many les pauls have steep frets designed for crisp tones, which sounds nice but will bite you while learning. SGs are the friendlier gibson model, though they look kindof funny. Excellent neck design, and not as sluttyly fucking heavy as a les paul
>Yui picks les paul
>triggered
>complaining audibly to other people in the room about the weight of the guitar and the fact that she's a little girl
>Yui complains about it being heavy
>gets bitched at by her friends for picking a heavy model
>appreciate Keion's accuracy
>still mad at Yui
you can pick whatever guitar you want I just have a ten year long rivalry with people that prefer les pauls to stratocasters
No.99236
>>99234
I'm going to pick Les Paul only for the inevitble day that I become as good as you and we have a guitar-off and I win!
>>99233
I'll list. My name ages like fine wine!
No.99237
>>99232
If you choose the route of the legendary Les Paul, I'll teach you everything I know.
No.99238
Who wants to play The Division with me?
Or do I have to rule the dark zone alone?
No.99239
hey noun
you're pretty good
No.99241
>>99240
YES
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
No.99242
>>99237
I shall.
>>99239
No you called me a fuck ass I'm never going to forgive you. :<
>>99240
It's the most fun I've had in a fucking videogame in ages.
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No.99248
>>99246
yee
see you late spiderman
No.99250
>>99245
>Posts Filthy meme
Hmmm…
No.99252
MAN WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME.
No.99253
>>99249
ayy mika
what's up
>>99250
PLS NOUN
No.99254
>>99252
i wanna play with u :3
not that shit game rofl
No.99255
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>>99248
yeah after yt though
No.99256
>>99253
Fine I forgive you.
>>99254
It's fun damn you.
No.99257
No.99258
guys mayaka called me funny im so happy
No.99259
No.99261
>>99256
Oh, good.
>>99259
What?
No.99262
>>99241
welp cant sleep so head fucked right now
No.99263
>>99252
I would play with you but the beta would probably be over before I got to..
No.99265
>>99262
stay with me for a while
No.99266
>>99263
It ends the first. Do it do it do it!
No.99268
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No.99270
>>99266
Didn't Brat say they stopped sending out beta codes though?
No.99271
>>99268
Want to know why they call me Rager?
I've told everyone a different reason and when they try to compare what they've been told it's going to be hilarious.
No.99272
Who wants to get drunk with me in an hour and play videogames?
No.99273
Well I'm tired of waiting. I shall play now.
>>99270
Hmm, not sure. Maybe he was just unlucky.
>>99271
It's because you're a raging faggot, right?
No.99274
vaporwave is fucking good when ur on acid holy shit
No.99276
>>99271
why do they call rager?
No.99277
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alright I'm rip, good night cutes and cutiers
No.99278
>>99275
To be fair he took the words right out of my mouth, faggot.
No.99279
>>99273
Maybe, it was something about the high demand for getting into the beta making them unable to give everyone a code until the next test.
Makes me kinda paranoid incase I don't get in tbh.
No.99280
>>99276
Because I don't get angry, I get sad.
It's ironic you see.
>>99278
Well now you're just being hurtful
No.99281
No friends in the dark zone… Rogues in the distance.
No.99282
>>99280
Ah but you know I love your company, faggot.
No.99284
INSURGENCY IN 30 MINUTES!
No.99286
>>99285
I like watching stuff until 4-5 in the morning it's comfy
No.99287
The Division stream. Idk how good the quality will be.
http://www.twitch.tv/kraftlawrence21/
No.99288
>>99284
>playing strike
>become insurgents
>blow up 5/6 caches over two games in under three minutes each
I'm pretty tough
No.99290
>>99288
Bring that A game because I'm gonna be drunk as fuck tonight.
No.99291
>>99290
I just bought a bottom-shelf handle of whiskey tbh
No.99293
>>99291
I guess I'll have to try this time.
No.99294
>>99292
w-why is that funny?
I fucking love having a high matabolism holy shit I only eat complete shit but I don't gain weight and it's good and everything is ok with the world
No.99295
>>99294
show me your tummy
No.99296
>>99294
nouns stream dude.
No.99297
>>99294
how old are you? that goes away.
No.99298
>>99297
18 but I plan to kill myself within 5 years so it's all good
No.99299
>>99298
Can I strangle you with my cock when the day comes?
No.99300
No.99301
>>99297
I still have that kind of deal and I'm older than he is, depends on the person.
>>99298
Do the world a favor, just tell your boyfriends goodbye first.
No.99302
>>99299
Canada is probably too cold no
>>99300
I ain't a pussy, pussy
>>99301
I don't get it
No.99303
>>99302
THEN DO IT RIGHT NOW
No.99304
>>99302
are you doing it soon
can I watch
No.99305
>>99304
not soon but when I do it I wanna stream it because too many faggots don't and that's stupid
No.99306
>>99305
alright
let me know when
I would like to be a part of it
No.99309
Lame round. Guess I'll play some insurgency.
No.99310
Trying to play the piano on my computer is hard.
No.99313
Wow I get good quality on steam streaming but twitch streaming looks like total ass.
No.99315
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No.99316
>>99314
I was waiting all day for you.. I missed you
No.99317
why is twitch being mean I just wanna watch streams without buffering but no it decided to kill itself today
No.99318
>>99312
But I was playing silent hill - Promise.
>>99315
Hola.
>>99316
Rapes you all day:3
No.99319
>>99318
Did you get used to it?
No.99320
>>99317
You can watch us play insurgency. Twitch is shit.
No.99321
>>99318
I would gladly make you cum for days on end !
No.99323
>>99319
I got the left side down but I need to get the right side.
>>99321
You better or else.
No.99324
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>>99323
am I allowed to make you cum now ?
No.99325
>>99323
keep at it
you'll get it
No.99326
wait can I just like get diabetes or have a heart attack my chest hurts really bad
No.99327
>>99324
Nope.
>>99325
It'll never be the real piano though.
No.99328
>>99327
I was touching myself for a while when you left thinking of it but I still haven't came yet please
No.99330
>>99329
thinking of it has gotten me excited again master please may I at least touch myself ? I promise I won't cum without your permission
No.99332
>>99330
Nope, I want to watch you descend into madness.
No.99333
>>99331
we should purge the degeneracy, you and I
No.99334
>>99332
This already happened earlier when you went to sleep I posted here and on another board stupidly when I couldn't contain myself but It's so late I don't know how long I can stay up but all I know is I want to make you cum so bad and I want to kiss your feets and tummy and I want to touch myself but I'm really upset that I can't and i don't know what to do help
No.99336
>>99335
I don't make a good leader you should do it
No.99337
>>99331
Is that a problem.
No.99339
>>99334
Go to sleep then, dummy
No.99341
>>99336
Im to nervous to be a leader but I can, ok follow me
>>99337
yes gay boi
>>99340
Hi hi
No.99342
No.99343
>>99342
Oy vey,electronics on shabat.
>>99341
How are you?
No.99344
>>99339
I can't I'll wake up so turned on and unable to do anything else but think of making you cum and other horribly lewd things and beg you endlessly for it and please please I can't go to sleep lke this
No.99346
>>99343
don't let rabbi find out ;O
No.99347
>>99344
You have no choice!~
No.99348
>>99343
Im ok and you? Busy yea?
>>99345
No.99350
>>99346
Alright :3
>>99348
I was busy but now I am not :3
I am good ^^
No.99351
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jk I'm a filthy goyim sitting here learning kraut tongue
No.99352
>>99350
That is good, always nice to relax sometimes
No.99353
why is it when I squint my eyes don't burn
No.99354
>>99353
Because you're squeezing the eye juices back into your brain relieving the pressure from your nose.
No.99355
No.99356
Man who the fuck wants to play The Division with me?!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
No.99357
No.99358
>>99351
Goy :3
>>99352
Yeah.
>>99356
I am not in the beta and don't have my laptop with me
No.99361
>>99358
Still in school ya? What grade?
No.99362
>>99356
Looks like you will need to be the bad guy again…
No.99364
>>99363
Baaaka what grade?!
No.99365
i want to take advantage of drunk senti
No.99366
>>99364
Sorry :3 I forgot to add that. 9th :| but I study trigonometry and physics that are taught in 10-11th
No.99367
help I'm so cold even though all my lights are on and I'm wrapped in a blanket
No.99368
>>99367
Lights won't make you warm.
No.99369
wow i feel bad for bullying g now that i realise hes like 14…………………..
No.99370
>>99369
You're going to jail.
No.99373
No.99374
>>99366
Oh that is pretty nice smarty! :)
>>99367
Should of followed me
No.99375
>>99373
You're closer to his age than I am to yours LOL
No.99376
>>99371
Get yourself a cup of warm coffee/tea.. It'll help more
No.99377
>>99374
where are we going
>>99376
I'm gonna make cocoa
No.99379
>>99374
I guess:3
>>99377
Great ^^
>>99373
Ok: 3
No.99380
>>99377
Hmm somewhere warm
>>99379
You are! No guess!
No.99381
tfw going to a rave while tripping balls
nice desu?
No.99383
That reminds me, I really want to see Jewruselum before the Muslims take over.
>>99381
I mean isn't that the whole point
No.99384
>>99383
i will not have rest until we have built jersualem
deus vult brothers… 1453 never forget
No.99385
Muslims already have 1/4 of Jerusalem
No.99388
>>99385
I better get moving. Want me to bring you back with me as a souvenir? :^)
No.99390
No.99392
>>99388
STOP YOU'RE VIOLATING THE LAW
No.99393
No.99395
If my chest already hurts what will happen if I eat peanut butter chips and a chocolate bar
No.99396
>>99395
You'll fucking die.
No.99397
help I'm being verbally raped
No.99400
is vaporwave literally the "do psychs and listen to this" kinda drug? cause thats what it seems like
No.99401
>>99388
I don't need anything
>>99390
Yup
>>99393
Yeah, they have a 1/4 if the city that's mostly Arabs
No.99402
>>99401
listen G
tell Israel I'm sorry
No.99404
And my migraine is fucking destroying me putting me in a shitty mood.
/blog
No.99406