No.99407
Someone hit me in the fucking head with a bat.
No.99408
i wish the real world was like the internet
everyone existing together, with no concept of spacial distance
No.99409
No.99410
>>99408
I wish I lived in an anime.
No.99411
>>99410
but wouldnt it be great?
if as easy as i could type /hug, i would actually be there?
i hope thats what the afterlife is like
No.99412
No.99413
>>99405
Neat song,
Imaging listing to it in a cockpit of one of theses
No.99414
>>99411
If there is an afterlife, I think that we'll get what it is we so desperately seek and we'll live it out for the rest of eternity!
That, or when we die we wake up…
>>99413
I'd rather listen to some Alice in Chains in the cockpit of an f-14.
No.99415
>tfw can't awaken from the dream without dying
No.99416
>>99415
>tfw dreamed of being stabbed in the fucking gut 10 times and it actually hurt
No.99417
>>99414
that would be torture, if you knew that it was actually the afterlife
you would know that no one was actually real
…oh
No.99418
No.99419
>>99417
tbh I'd rather just wake up from this simulation we're all living in and move on to the next.
No.99420
What if none of you are real and I am the only real person. This is my simulation… you were all created for me. QUANTUM SUICIDE WHEN?!
No.99421
I'M HAVING ANOTHER EXISTENTIAL CRISIS SOMEONE HELP
No.99422
go get some booze in ya
you'll be fine
No.99423
>>99421
I'm programmed to help you Noun…
No.99424
>>99421
me too thanks
i didnt ask for this
No.99425
Wish my straight friends would log in to steam more often…
Here, have my themesong from when I was 17 years old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRmqIMBr064
No.99426
>>99407
Hits your head with a pillow
No.99427
>>99422
Booze doesn't help the pain, it only amplifies it.
>>99423
But I want it to be natural ;_;
>>99424
YOU STARTED IT.
>>99426
Lewd ;3
No.99428
wow wow
should I file my nails
wow wow
No.99429
>>99427
shit ur right i did
and i was asking for the only thing that would fix this
No.99431
>>99427
lmao pussy
>>99428
Yes
do it
No.99433
>>99428
Fucking do it! I file my nails all the time I'm such a metroxexual.
>>99429
Don't worry, lets just live in this little bubble we've created for the time being. The real world doesn't matter!
>>99430
*wink wink*
No.99435
>>99433
but you cant cuddle people in the bubble…
No.99436
>>99434
*flicks a booger at you*
>>99435
But real people are nasty. Computer people are better.
No.99437
>>99435
this made me think how even though you can't properly comfort people online you can fuck with people and be an asshole and they'll actually feel bad
No.99438
>>99436
Why are you doing this ><
No.99439
>>99436
but thats not true…
>>99437
this
No.99440
>>99438
Sorry, *apologizes*
>>99439
I think I'm just jaded.
No.99441
>>99440
i probably am too
but ive realized how good life can be, and how much better the real thing is
No.99442
>>99432
That's way too depressing. I don't want to die I just want whatever's in my life to be good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGTP514Bxw
Listen to that, It's my ethos.
No.99443
>>99440
YAY ^^
But why rock is a woman in the picture :|
No.99444
I'm sleepy but I got stuff to do
No.99445
>>99441
I guess we just look at it differently. I find it to be more comfortable being alone and away from people.
Maybe cuddling with boys is better than cuddling with girls considering I've never done it with a boy before. Who knows!
>>99443
Gender swap! This here is trap revy. Isn't he cute?
No.99446
>>99445
It looks like a regular revy
No.99447
>>99445
how many girls have you cuddled with
No.99448
i wish i'm was in coma,
hopefully im qt 3.14 girl.
i really do wish.
No.99449
>>99446
But she has a penis!
>>99447
Well I used to be a normie until I cut off all connection with people after high school. I've had like 4-5 gfs and cuddled 2 of them.
No.99450
>>99448
fuck i'm tired cant even type.
No.99453
>>99449
its probably just because they were girls
or it just wasnt good
you need real cuddles
No.99454
I don't need you to tell me that I got knocked out again.
No.99455
>>99448
the offer for marriage is still open
No.99456
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>>99455
but faaaam what if you a figment of my imagination.
No.99457
>>99453
Maybe so! But it's not something I long for.
>>99448
Think we'll wake up??
No.99458
>>99456
I don't think I am? I'm real enough to file my fingernails and to fall asleep in my chair
No.99459
No.99460
>>99457
hopefully one day
>>99458
b-b-but argh dammit tooooo sleepy to come back with a reason to argue.
No.99461
Never die, never get old.
No.99463
>>99462
I come too soon I must've come back.
No.99464
as you can see, /lewd/ is a happy place right now!
as for the discord between real life and online, physical interactions will continue to form a major part of things!
but online stuff isn't bad either
No.99466
>>99465
I cum as flowers, I came as rice, dirt, and it's all the same price
No.99467
>>99464
until we're all brains in jars
No.99468
>>99464
Everything is bad, more than on daisy.
No.99469
>>99466
are you under the influence?
No.99471
>>99469
I'm fuckin drunk I meant to make my steam name that I'm drunk micchy but i got too drunkj to bother.
sry i couldnt make it to your wedding i'll make sure i'm at ur wake
No.99472
>>99467
>>99468
the problem with any existential debate is that it turns into one giant circlejerk (literally) of circular logic; there is no solution because there is no proof, therefore, stop shitting your pants about it!
gender dysphoria is a completely whole other thing though!
No.99473
>>99472
I have life dysphoria
I wish I was a ghost
No.99474
>>99472
Yeah but debating your existence is more fun.
No.99475
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
No.99476
>>99473
you are a ghostkin then!
>>99474
it shouldn't like, fuck with your life though. it's fun to have this shit, but letting it actually affect you in terms of anxiety is a little far.
i propose to you that we simply exist!
No.99477
>>99476
but unlike all those other 'kin' folk
my dream is achievable
please kill me
No.99478
Damn, /lewd/ is strange lately. It almost feels surrealistic. It's like we're in a daze - a trance of some sort. I love it.
Wawan boob oo hehe :D~3 :O
No.99479
jesus christ I'm lazy as fuck but if I'm in god's image why does he want to control everything? makes no sense tbh
No.99480
>>99472
I just wanna eat, sleep, fap, and die! Any order is great
No.99481
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
No.99482
>>99481
IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
No.99484
>>99483
I thought Noun was posting this tbh…
No.99485
>>99483
>stealing my memes
Hmmm… why…?
No.99486
§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
No.99487
>>99477
the issue is with suicide is that we don't know what happens after death- you could be a ghost, or sent to hell to be brutally burned alive and torn apart by demons!
or it could just be some vague nothingness
are you feeling alright?
>>99478
noun you shit i can't even get drunk anymore
>>99480
fapping after death? but how?
No.99488
No one steals my memes. Lets take it back a bit.
No.99490
100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%100%
No.99492
i told you several times you can't help me.
No.99493
Fuck you…. dude…. suck my cock…
No.99494
>>99487
No
but that's all the time
No.99495
>>99487
You can just kill me now and I will just leave those other assignments to you. You gotta make it quick or else!
No.99496
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No.99497
*record scratch*
That was me 2 weeks ago. Where did it all go so wrong? Lets go back to the start.
*rewinds*
*bzzzrrrzrrzrrzrt*
It was a cold and windy night…
No.99498
this is cubism, shitposting, and existentialism wrapped in a package with shitty coding
>>99494
you do feel happy, elsewise, you wouldn't know what sad feels like
>>99495
no! i'd much rather you'd live!
No.99499
just another month or two and i'll head for the coast.
No.99500
>>99485
>>99488
>>99491
>>99493
>>99497
I swear, if you meme so hard you need to take another break, I will be so disappointed…
No.99501
>>99498
you didn't say 'happy'
you said 'alright'
No.99502
>>99500
Hmmm… I see I see… That will not happen…
Lets go back a bit. *shoots you the bird*
No.99503
† † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † † †
No.99504
Free will is an illusion…? Hmmm…..
No.99505
>>99498
But if you wont kill me who will?! Ooh maybe you can do it while I fap! Its the perfect plan!
No.99506
Can't wait for absolute freedom in 2 months. Almost got the money.
No.99508
>>99501
alright can be many things- the feeling is subjective! simply feeling alright could be happy for you!
No.99509
>>99506
Oh, what are you going to do?
No.99510
>>99509
I'm leaving the world that consumes me. That's what I'm doing. I just can't afford it yet.
No.99511
©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK©UCK
No.99512
THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL
No.99513
>>99510
Sounds interesting, how much do you need?
No.99514
>>99513
A few thousand sure ensure an absence of pain.
No.99515
>>99512
You stepped on my meme, I must meme the rest of the thread.
No.99518
>>99515
>senti is still in-game
I like to think he didn't pass out and he continues to carry his team, despite being very drunk…
No.99519
>>99514
Wish I could join you but it does sound like you want to do this alone. I wish you luck
No.99520
№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores№ ℠ores
No.99521
>>99519
Starting over isn't what life's about.
No.99522
>>99521
What do you believe life is about?
No.99523
>>99518
Lmfao how silly. I can see him playing it in a daze.
No.99524
>>99510
>>99514
>>99521
I came here just to see if this was going on, sadly I was right.
This might sound a bit rushed; but look, you really need to stop acting on a whim and high-strung emotions.
I know how terrible life is, but we all have to make our way.
No matter the abuse, no matter the pain, no matter the consequences.
I still want to help, as I really can relate to what you're going though.
Write me some more, alright?
No.99526
>>99524
You were lurking in the shadows this whole time
No.99527
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡do you like my fence
No.99529
>>99523
Maybe he still thinks we are all playing together..?
No.99530
Everyone is losing it. Must be a full moon or something.
No.99531
>>99525
Inner animal, perhaps.
>>99526
Oy gevalt.
No.99532
>>99527
″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″″pick up your raisins then we'll talk
No.99533
>>99530
haven't removed everyone on my friendslist yet because you're all neckbeards out to rape me so i'm not insane!
No.99534
>>99531
Better be careful,my rabbi doesn't like blacks
No.99535
History lessons don't make any sense in any less than ten thousand year increments
No.99536
>>99532
®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins®aisins hold on I see them clearly now
No.99537
Welp im out of here fams, bai bai 4ev:^)
No.99538
>>99534
Good thing I'm not, but I don't keep kikes as company either.
I hear the last guy to do that willingly got pinned on a cross.
No.99540
℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗℗get back fowl beast
No.99541
>>99537
Please don't leave…
>>99539
Jesus was Amercian you ignorant fool.
No.99542
>>99539
That's exactly what he said.
No.99543
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!is that what you really want
No.99544
Holy shit so much is happening my head is about to fucking explode.
No.99545
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyes hellspawn from the grave
No.99546
>>99544
Just carry the zero.
No.99551
>>99550
sorry it's my thing
No.99552
>>99541
Oh right, I forgot.
>>99542
He said that the last person who kept Jews as company was pinned to a cross
No.99553
************************and as the stars align we become one
No.99554
>>99552
But I didn't necessarily say he wasn't a Jew as well.
No.99555
>when that doo doo water splashes on dat boipussie of urs after you take a big 'ol poopie
No.99556
>>99554
But Jews accompanied by Jews usually don't get hurt by the other Jews.
Unless they're gay and there's an extremist with a knife nearby.
No.99557
>>99552
I'm pretty sure just about all of Jesus' jew-pals got nailed as well.
No.99558
I'm off to get a nap, I'll see you all later
No.99559
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in your mind
No.99561
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
get so fuckin dark in here
come come fuck apart in here
i die in the process
you die in the process
kettle drum roll hard shit
fuck i said fucker dont start shit
come come fuck apart in here
i hover above you
life pulled out your mouth
i become you
opening of the mouth
unlawful possession
jellyfish in cold sweat deep end
hollow shell twitch disconnection
pupils swell
my entrance
hijacked no questions asked
stretch you on like latex mask
my sigils your epitaph
come come fuck apart in here i die
im not you
fear
you wear it well
mademoiselle
heres to your destiny
hysterics scream help
dont worry in a few youll all be somewhere else
prepare yourselves
freelance motherfucker
get so fuckin dark in here
come come fuck apart in here
i die in the process
you die in the process
kettle drum roll hard shit
fuck i said fucker dont start shit
emerald tablet apartment toxic
come come fuck apart in here
No.99562
>>99557
Nope. Some of them got killed earlier or later because the Jews said he was a "false prophet"
No.99563
night night guys have fun discussing life
No.99565
>>99563
Don't you think 11 bong is a little late to go to bed?
No.99566
>>99563
>life
>discussion
i think this is a mix between shitposting and high people
night!
No.99570
>>99565
It's almost 9 bong over there for him
No.99572
>>99562
Did the Middle East's lawn have a sign that read "Dead Jew Storage"?
No.99573
>>99568
Ahhh do you have some bleach, I need to go clean my eyes
No.99574
>>99572
No. But we have special neighborhoods for Ethiopians.
No.99575
It seems like only yesterday, but it was all you had to say.
No.99576
night night don't stay up too late, come to bed please
No.99577
>>99574
Speaking of niggers, where the fuck did you come from?
No.99578
>>99574
>yfw you realize that israelis do the same thing to ethopians that hitler did to jews
/pol/ was proud, not /pol/ wasn't, and there are a bunch of sterile black people hanging around
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
No.99579
>>99578
>using Ethiopians as the examples and not Palestinians
No.99580
I'm going to bed. Today has been very strange. My migraine feels like someone is drilling a hole into the side of my head.
No.99581
>>99577
What do you mean?
>>99578
Goodnight and yeah, the government tight now is filled with religious people who are doing bad stuff. I am afraid that if it'll keep going like that I wouldn't be allowed to make any contact with the goyim.
>>99579
There's a difference.
Concentration camps for Ethiopians, settlements in Palestinian land and the other stuff is worse.
No.99582
>>99580
Goodnight then, I hope you'll get better
No.99583
>>99582
*whispers into your ear fuggingly*
No.99584
>>99581
I mean that as-in who the fuck are you?
No.99585
>>99584
he's an oldfag. Been here since /lewd/'s inception.
No.99586
>>99585
I wouldn't know, I came here when you said to.
Now it's a time-killer.
No.99587
>>99586
Be careful, it might become your laifu.
No.99588
>>99587
I doubt it, I work for a living and retain a social life outside of it.
No.99589
>>99588
GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.99590
>>99583
I don't read spoilers :3
>>99584
I am G
No.99591
I'm so addicted to. All the things you do. When you're goin' down on me. In between the sheets. All the sounds you make. All the breaths you take.
Okay I'm going to bed now before eyes and nose start bleeding.
No.99593
>>99592
Hey kyouko
>>99591
Goodnight
No.99595
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kyaa I feel so lovey dovey tonight
how are you folks?
No.99597
No.99598
>>99596
Take I am so glad to see you tongiht! how are you
>>99597
You should go take a nape cherub!
No.99599
No.99601
>>99599
you should get a glass of tea with honey
>>99600
hello cutie how are you tonight
No.99603
>>99601
I'm good. Just nomming away on breakfast. You~?
>>99602
Sup? :3
No.99604
>>99598
disparaged
morose
heavy-hearted
>>99600
hi dotter
No.99605
>>99603
My head hurts and I am tired :|
No.99607
>>99602
hi G! how are ya today?
>>99603
i have a sore throat but i am good otherwise!
>>99604
tak you are always in such discontent I hurt for you
No.99608
>>99605
Aww, that sucks. Can you take anything for the headache?
>>99607
Good!
No.99609
>>99607
Tired and my head hurts.. At least I am comfy in bed
No.99610
I think I froze my toes while going to the grocery store to get some vodka,someone help
No.99611
>>99608
I tried but it doesn't help..
No.99612
>>99610
How can I help you? :3
No.99613
>>99608
you're the bestest dotter ever
you're my fdavoritest britain
>>99609
A perfect way to enjoy a saturday!
>>99610
soak them in vodka!
No.99614
>>99607
Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed
Shining like a fiery beacon
You got that medicine I need
Fame, liquor, love, give it to me slowly
Put your hands on my waist, do it softly
Me and God, we don’t get along, so now I sing.
>>99606
hello dotts
No.99615
>>99613
Maybe sick and tired in bed?
No.99617
>>99612
Can I have yout toe?
>>99613
Cant!
Need the vodka to drink away my pain :3c
No.99618
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>>99615
well i suppose the sick part doesn't help much haa
if that;s the case i suppose i should join you im feeling a bit sick myself
hope you get to feeling better soon laddy
No.99619
I cant see comments on my steam profile
send help
No.99620
>>99619
Same here.
It's a steam bug.
No.99621
>>99617
Have my toe? Yeah sure you can take it
>>99618
I hope you'll feel better as well
No.99622
>>99621
Thanks G you're a real sweetheart
No.99624
>>99620
was scared for a moment there..
>>99621
Do you have cute toes?
No.99626
>>99624
Sorry I fell asleep :3
I don't know if they're cute I don't look at my feet more than needed to take care of them.
No.99627
>>99625
Maybe!
>>99626
We'll see!
No.99630
Hey look there's a /lewd/
Hi /lewd/ !
No.99631
>>99630
Hi good to see you again
No.99632
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>>99630
Hi, nice seein you.
No.99633
>>99631
Hello Burt!
You look majestic today
No.99635
>Wake up
>Realize no Final Fantasy patch until end of Feb
What's everyone up to
No.99636
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No.99637
>>99632
Hello Grids, same to you! It always gives me warm fuzzies when I see people stick around a while
How are ya?
>>99634
More like a white tiger!
>>99635
Hi Settie. I'm not doing shit today, because it's the weekend and this wageslave earned his time off
No.99638
>>99630
Hey dunsel
>>99635
Hello
No.99639
>>99637
I know that feel. Just going to relax and shitpost all day.
>>99638
Hello c@
No.99641
>>99637
oh… that works too
>>99635
You get explorers yet?
No.99642
No.99643
>>99635
gonna start doing drinking in a bit,
didn't even intend bad grammar, it just happened.
>>99636
not much, I got today off.
>>99637
I never leave, still on /animus/ too, and they all thought I'd be gone for good or come crawling back to them, but I never really left, I can have more than one tab open.
also, I'm doin good.
No.99646
>>99641
Not yet, waiting for a friend to get it.
>>99640
Feeling extremely lazy, woke up at 12 and got out at 1.
>>99643
Drinking is always fun!
No.99647
>>99646
It's better than being sick
No.99648
No.99650
>>99646
and starting early in the day is even funner, and just working towards bliss all day.
No.99651
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>>99649
Can I bother you with a nerd question? :3
No.99652
>>99651
Of course you can~
No.99653
>>99652
Do you know a thing or two about C++, pointers and stuff?
I've got this method that returns a memory address. I've got another offset and a floating point number I want to write to there, so I do shit like this:
void Vehicle::CurrentRPM::set(float rpm)
{
float *address = reinterpret_cast<float *>(Native::MemoryAccess::GetAddressOfEntity(Handle));
int offset = 0x7D4;//(static_cast<int>(Game::Version) > 3 ? 2004 : 1988);
*(address + offset) = rpm;
}
However this doesn't seem to work. What am I doing not right?
Also brb testing another offset.
No.99654
>>99653
I haven't touched C++ since I was at uni, so, oh, 6 years ago? I can't really remember anything about it and I always sucked at it, anyway.
Sorry.
No.99655
>>99654
*pet*
Thanks anyway, was for a game.
No.99656
>>99655
Ok, good luck with it!
No.99658
No.99659
>>99657
Hey Dunsel. How are you doing?
>>99658
Anytime~
No.99661
>>99660
it seems I was also attracted.
No.99663
>>99659
In some ways, pretty great! In others, not so good.
C'est la vie… How about yourself?
>>99660
I will do such lascivious things to you
No.99664
>>99663
Pretty much the same here, really.
I'm currently a bit groggy. I'm hoping coffee will help.
No.99665
>>99663
Come on then. I'm waiting
No.99668
>>99664
Life can be a drag, but at least we're alive; which, considering the mathematical improbability that we'd even be here, is a pretty big deal
Keep your chin up!
>>99665
Well, aren't you a little eager-beaver? It only excites me more!
We'll have a lot of fun, in due time…!
No.99670
>>99668
Don't make wait too long. This bee is very eager
No.99671
>tfw not a girl
morning faggots
No.99672
>>99667
reading your other conversation, I'm feeling pretty great too.
>>99671
morning, I think I'm going to make out with one of the guys on my crew just because I'm not afraid of him, everyone says I should be afraid of him because he's going to rape me, they call him ladyboy harris, and he's not bad looking.
No.99674
>>99670
It's hard to have time alone to myself to give someone my full attention, and if I can't focus my full attention on my playmates… Well, it's just plain rude!
>>99671
Stop reminding me
I'm a cute girl, on the inside…
No.99675
>>99672
cute! do it, sounds like fun
>>99673
sup jew
>>99674
sure you are, oneechan…
No.99677
>>99672
Great.
>>99674
Okaaaaay~!
Take your time then, i hope you'll be ready soon though
No.99678
>>99676
gamma waves the israeli government is sending out to test the best way to spread degeneracy hitting your head too much?
No.99679
>>99672
>ladyboy harris
How intimidating
>>99675
I don't want to be a girl, really! I just want to dress like one
>>99677
Soon™
No.99680
>>99678
Of course.
(gamma Is short length waves, beta or alpha make more sense)
No.99681
>>99679
>not wanting to be a girl
>>99680
thats just what the liberal media wants you to think
No.99682
>>99680
Gamma waves turn people into The Incredible Hulk
I learned a lot from comic books
>>99681
I don't want to, and you can't make me
No.99683
>>99675
I know right, everyone else that's going to my crew is scared of him because of it, I think it's cute.
>>99677
also you post cute things.
>>99679
it's because he's a total flamer, and has a posy that backs him up, it's cute but the nonhomo's are scared of him because of it.
>>99680
alphas and betas don't have enough energy to penetrate skin or clothing, it's neutrons and gammas you gotta worry about, and even so they have to carry enough energy to be ionizing.
No.99684
>>99682
do it for your himouto?
No.99687
>>99682
Wow! You are a genius :3
No.99688
>>99684
I'll do it for himouto's everywhere! But mostly for MY himouto
>>99686
also, I peeked into that email. It's… uh… pretty good
>>99687
I am no genius! Just a simple man with a simple love of comics, and the 100% true, 100% factual stories inside their pages!
No.99689
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>>99688
youd be a girl for me? aww, how sweet~
No.99690
>>99689
Only if you asked nicely!
tbh I've always wondered if the feeling of having a decent b-cup chest is as nice as I think it is…
No.99691
>>99688
Then.. If you want to become the strongest you'll have to do 100 sit ups, 100 push-ups and run 10 km everyday. Also don't turn on the AC in the summer.
No.99692
>>99688
I'm glad you think that
No.99693
>>99691
I could probably do that, if I am allowed to do sets of 25 with breaks in between! But I have no stamina when it comes to running; it's hard to run when your lungs are filled with cigarette smoke god I need to quit, someone slap me
No.99694
>>99693
Stop smoking :3
And the point is that that's how Saitama trained
No.99696
>>99693
Keep smoking, it makes you cool and badass! Plus if you stop, I'll get a larger share of the anti-smoking bullying, and I get more than enough already!
I really just popped in to say that, and now I'm going shopping!
No.99697
>>99694
I'm gonna try to quit, again, but I'm a fragile man…
I wouldn't have gotten the reference, I'm only watching Dagashi Kashi right now
No.99698
No.99699
>>99695
Thank you sir, may I have another!
>>99696
If Skandi says it's cool and badass… it must be true!
Have fun shopping! Buy me something, and I'll forgive you for totally forgetting to buy me a Christmas present!
No.99700
>>99696
Dummy, smoking is bad
>>99697
I will support you if you want to stop smoking
No.99701
>>99699
I didn't buy anything for anyone here :|
Next year I'll be prepared :3
No.99702
I got a girls number yesterday, how do I break the ice with my first text?
No.99704
>>99701
I didn't, either! I have an excuse, though, since I was broke
>>99702
Guys aren't supposed to text first
No.99705
No.99706
>>99704
Is not having money for yourself an excuse even though I am not broke?
No.99707
>>99706
It's perfectly acceptable, as long as you buy me TWO Christmas gifts this year
No.99709
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No.99710
>>99709
Good morning, spider-senpai. Did you sleep well?
No.99711
>>99709
You wake up this late?
No.99712
>>99710
yeah but I woke up hard to someone banging something, again and I think I know what it is, fucking hobos the neighbor lets in they hangout around her flat which is right next to mine
doesn't help that at night the kebab on the other side makes noises like that too
>>99711
woulda slept longer if not for bangings
No.99713
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No.99714
>>99713
"sure your really great"
No.99715
Good Afternoon Everyone <3
No.99717
>>99715
Hey magi, your flag changed :3
No.99718
>>99715
morning
>>99716
like knocking but louder, since I don't have a doorbell shit always freaks me out
No.99719
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>>99717
Just temporarily its just while I download at full speed :P
Hey G btw <3
>>99718
Hey Spidey <3
Hows you?
No.99720
>>99719
abit bleh, I decided to add that cutie back but now I'm not really feeling it
No.99721
>>99719
Alright.
>>99718
*bangs on the door*
No.99722
>>99720
They still want to visit or is that put on hold?
No.99723
>>99721
no jews here
>>99722
I dunno, I closed skype down since I couldn't really handle it right now
No.99724
>>99723
If I don't consider myself a jew is it alright?
No.99725
No.99726
>>99725
Can my rabbi come in as well?
No.99727
No.99728
>>99726
only if it's a cute bunny
No.99729
>>99727
:3
>>99728
Rabbi's are 50-95 year olds that wear black clothing and carry a bible everywhere
No.99731
>still no Division Download Email
good morning even though it's midday here and not everyone's EST but good morning anyway
No.99732
>>99730
A friend showed me thing not long ago :3
No.99734
>>99733
how'd you sleep? doing ok?
No.99735
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>>99734
I slept well, had a bit of a lie in so feeling well rested, doing great, what about yourself?
No.99736
>>99735
pretty good, I've only been awake half an hour but I got about 7 hours of sleep which is good
No.99737
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>>99736
That's good for you, you feeling like you've recharged your batteries then?
No.99738
>>99729
bring a rabbit instead then
No.99741
>>99737
kind of. my eyes still burn but I don't feel physically tired
No.99742
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
>>99740
No.99745
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>>99741
Hopefully your eyes will sort out in time, at least you feel better rested <3