board revive discussion
lets bring this board back to life!
DONT FUCCK WITH ME
geoff the chef thread
this dude looks like asher
Rare Rehg Thread
I need to expand my collection of rare rehgs. Help a guy out?
Jimmy Fallon fanfic :3 please read! reply with criticisms on how i can improve ty!
Saturday night, the sky is drizzling quietly, Jimmy Fallon sits in his blue living room chair.
His tie is undone, and he leans over to the right, with a half full glass of whisky in his left. His dark soothing brown eyes drifting into space.
Jimmy Fallon rests for minutes, thinking, dreaming. Then, almost on cue, Jimmy Kimmel turns the corner.
Kimmel looks into Fallons beautiful eyes, "Hey babe, it's ok, I washed off the mess…"
A long pause, then Fallon replies, "I'm so ashamed. No man should do-" Another pause.
Kimmel walks over to Fallon and brushes his shoulder, "It's fine, babe, really. Now get to bed. You know you have a big job interview tomorrow."
Fallon kisses Kimmel "Yes dear, your the sweetest."
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5 Hours earlier, Saterday afternoon.
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Fallon opens the door to his house, he take the coat of his chiseled body and hangs it up onto the coat hanger. He looks around for his husband. Kimmel is nowhere to be found, probably just getting groceries, Fallon thinks to himself. Fallon walks over to the tv and turns it on. He turns it to his favorite channel, ofcourse, the Tonight Show, laughing and chuckling at every joke. Truly he is one of the best comedians out there. Every line, just so precisely spoken, so elegantly worded. Fallon's way of comedy parallels with his way in bed, smooth yet brings makes you lost with joy and pleasure. Fallon loses track of time with his own show. After hours of watching, Fallons sweet hard cock becomes fully erect. Kimmel, almost sensing his husbands horny lewd mood, rushes into their home with groceries.
Kimmel yells out, "Hey Babe, I'm home. Mind helping me with grocieries?"
Fallon gets up, he walks over and gets the rest of the groceries with Kimmel. Kimmel notices his pitched tent in his trousers.
Fallon, overwelmed with the amount of groceries he caries at once, asks "Mind helping me with this bag, dear?"
Kimmel, still destracted by his large bulge, goes to grab the bag of orange juice. He misses, though, and accidentally grabs Fallons ball sack. Kimmel looks up at Fallon and they catch eyes. Suddenly, Fallon drops the bag of grocieries and grabs Kimmel by the arms. They kiss intimately, which soon leads to eachothers hands into their pants.
Kimmel whispers "Want to bring this into the bedroom?" They walk together into the bedroom, still kissing along the way. Fallon throws Kimmel onto the bed and rips of his pants, and then his. Fallon spreads Kimmels ass cheeks, and begins to eat out his husbands smooth asshole. After the asshole is lubricated and wet from Fallons saliva, he sticks his large veiny cock into Kimmels tight hole. Kimmel tenses up, but he loves the feeling of Fallon filling him up with love. Pump after pump, Fallon penis slides through Kimmels prostrate. Suddenly, though, Fallon misses his pump, his dick gets pushed off to the side of Kimmels thigh, and simultaneously Fallon ejaculates his load at a velocity similar to sneezing, except it looked like someone had poured a carton of milk onto the bed and all over Kimmels leg.
Fallon, realizing he had just released his load all over the bed and Kimmels leg, steps back and puts his hands in his hair in disappointment and astonishment. Kimmel complains, "Really, babe? We just got these blankets cleaned. Now I have to do the laundry again."
Fallon leaves. He goes to the kitchen and grabs whisky. Fallon, worried that Kimmel is mad, begins to drink. Kimmel doesn't think it's not a big deal, but Fallon overreacts. The reality, however, is that Fallon has an interview for a job tomorrow, and he's never been good at interviews… ever.
It begins to drizzle outside.
take a trip to flavortown tbh
jimmy fallon r34 thread tbh
WHY AFTER SCHOOL IS FUCKING FAKE
oh jeez, where do i begin. well lets start with this….
>inb4 wasting my time
>inb4 why do u care lul
>inb4 its not targeted twords you anyway
Ok so what are my first impressions when downloading the app?
Well first, it asked for my locations. This makes sense, because it wanted to find out what school was in my location and locate me to that specific school.
Next, however, it wanted me to login to facebook to "verify that I am in that school."
Here is the actual quote on there website
>Why did I need to signup with Facebook if posts are anonymous?
We use your friends, education, and location information to verify that you actually go to the school that you claim you do.
>wtf.jpg
clearly this is off.
My first thoughts were that maybe they do this to record exactly what posts you were posting, and therefor wern't completely anonymous, but that is a little extreme, and most freshman girls who use this app wont talk about shooting up the school anyways.
The answer to why you log into your facebook comes later.
After connecting it to my facebook (I couldve made a new fake facebook and it most likely wouldve worked, but I was lazy) I was immediately greeted with shitty tumblr type posts.
I mean, seriously, the layout was so fucking shit. It was big text followed by retarded tumblr gifs, with no time stamps or timeline. I wouldnt have a clue whether the post was new or old.
Most of the posts I saw were just reaction captions to the gifs that were posted under the texts.
Other posts were that of things like "hey [name] I think your cute :3"
I deleted the app after 45 seconds of downloading.
Now, what are my conclusions.
CLEARLY the reaction posts are fake. It's no doubt. They either have some sort of filter from tumblr, or the creators and admins create them themselves. Although maybe some are real, there's almost no way that someone took the time to make these shitty reaction lel funy posts and not want to have some sort recognition of doing it. It's pretty clever, actually, how the admins were able to use the anonymity to their advantage by faking posts.
Heres the fucking twisted part though.
Remember how you had to log into your facebook?
Well, there's some posts that say things like "[name] makes me wet ;)" and "[name] is super hot!"
It is clearly an algorithm that takes the facebook names and adds a string behind the name to make it seem as though it is part of the sentence, which is incredibly easy to code. It makes way more sense if you think about it. Especially when some of my friends had the same thing done to them (a post with their name in it) almost minutes after they logged their facebook into the app, and I guarantee you these friends don't have freshman fuckchicks on their dicks.
(shoenice voice) EITHER WAY
the app is shit, honestly, delete it while you can.
Not only does it insult my and your intelligence by just being on there for more than 5 seconds with all the addictive reaction photos and eye catching colors, but it also is just sooooooo fucking retarded. I mean the concept is old to begin with. Anonymous board to post thoughts with pictures and reaction photos? haha i mean what kind of retarded people do that shit ammirite XDDDDD
anyways… 1/5 stars. dont fucking get it. dont connect your facebook to that shit. if you like repetitive eye catchy reactionary bullshit go to tumblr where the people who made it actually put work into their structure and dont have fake content all over the fucking place (cough facebook, but thats an issue for later date).
Why did I type this shit, I need to go outside
What the fuck?
I come back here after a few months of not being a faggot and all the threads are gone.
What happened goys
David Pogue
If the stories were archived please return them to their former glory
This board needs more dog please enjoy
I just love this dog hes awesome.
Fuck this.faggot
So glad this faggot killed himself.seriously couldnt be happier that this lumpy piece of shit is dead.
This board is great have a dog.
looooooooooooool this board is dead