oh jeez, where do i begin. well lets start with this….
>inb4 wasting my time
>inb4 why do u care lul
>inb4 its not targeted twords you anyway
Ok so what are my first impressions when downloading the app?
Well first, it asked for my locations. This makes sense, because it wanted to find out what school was in my location and locate me to that specific school.
Next, however, it wanted me to login to facebook to "verify that I am in that school."
Here is the actual quote on there website
>Why did I need to signup with Facebook if posts are anonymous?
We use your friends, education, and location information to verify that you actually go to the school that you claim you do.
>wtf.jpg
clearly this is off.
My first thoughts were that maybe they do this to record exactly what posts you were posting, and therefor wern't completely anonymous, but that is a little extreme, and most freshman girls who use this app wont talk about shooting up the school anyways.
The answer to why you log into your facebook comes later.
After connecting it to my facebook (I couldve made a new fake facebook and it most likely wouldve worked, but I was lazy) I was immediately greeted with shitty tumblr type posts.
I mean, seriously, the layout was so fucking shit. It was big text followed by retarded tumblr gifs, with no time stamps or timeline. I wouldnt have a clue whether the post was new or old.
Most of the posts I saw were just reaction captions to the gifs that were posted under the texts.
Other posts were that of things like "hey [name] I think your cute :3"
I deleted the app after 45 seconds of downloading.
Now, what are my conclusions.
CLEARLY the reaction posts are fake. It's no doubt. They either have some sort of filter from tumblr, or the creators and admins create them themselves. Although maybe some are real, there's almost no way that someone took the time to make these shitty reaction lel funy posts and not want to have some sort recognition of doing it. It's pretty clever, actually, how the admins were able to use the anonymity to their advantage by faking posts.
Heres the fucking twisted part though.
Remember how you had to log into your facebook?
Well, there's some posts that say things like "[name] makes me wet ;)" and "[name] is super hot!"
It is clearly an algorithm that takes the facebook names and adds a string behind the name to make it seem as though it is part of the sentence, which is incredibly easy to code. It makes way more sense if you think about it. Especially when some of my friends had the same thing done to them (a post with their name in it) almost minutes after they logged their facebook into the app, and I guarantee you these friends don't have freshman fuckchicks on their dicks.
(shoenice voice) EITHER WAY
the app is shit, honestly, delete it while you can.
Not only does it insult my and your intelligence by just being on there for more than 5 seconds with all the addictive reaction photos and eye catching colors, but it also is just sooooooo fucking retarded. I mean the concept is old to begin with. Anonymous board to post thoughts with pictures and reaction photos? haha i mean what kind of retarded people do that shit ammirite XDDDDD
anyways… 1/5 stars. dont fucking get it. dont connect your facebook to that shit. if you like repetitive eye catchy reactionary bullshit go to tumblr where the people who made it actually put work into their structure and dont have fake content all over the fucking place (cough facebook, but thats an issue for later date).
Why did I type this shit, I need to go outside