Interested in a brand new, fully warranted, 5-door crossover SUV, built by a major name brand automaker, that gave you 50+ MPG with a gas, not diesel or hybrid engine, that has a top speed of 125 mph, is capable of getting to 60 in 12 seconds around the same as a Prius, that's stickered priced at less than $5,000?
It's not a primitive vehicle. It has air conditioning, flatscreen LED dashboard, an airbag, powerwindows and locks.
Well
FUCK YOU
you can't buy it! It doesn't have 6 airbags, doesn't meet roof crush standards; it's not that it's unsafe, it's not that overpollutes, it would probably exceed our standards of 20 years ago, but it doesn't meet our ultrastringent standards today.
THAT'S RIGHT FAGGOTS, YOU CAN LEGALLY JUMP OUT OF A FUCKING AIRPLANE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PARACHUTE, BUT IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE A CAR WITHOUT SIX AIR BAGS YOU'RE SUICIDAL AND THE STATE MUST STEP INTO KEEP YOU SAFE! FUCK AFFORDABILITY, YOUR SAFETY IS TOO IMPORTANT TO LET YOU DRIVE THIS CAR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlGTuyQYLcg