>Be me
>Be 12 years old, grade 9.
>Teachers make student council every year
>One girl, who looks pretty and completely follows the teachers' instructions gets chosen every fucking year
>I sit quitely in class (and bored most of the time), never get in fights, talk politely, and score in top 3 of class everytime.
>Curious, I go and ask a few teachers what the criterion for choosing a suitable student was.
>"Anon, we choose students who have good academic performance, are punctual and can carry out simple instructions"
>Icandoit.jpg
>I also had a huge crush on said girl, and it was either both of us on the council or both off it for me.
>6 months pass
>The girl has now turned dishonest, skips classes in the name of "meetings" that never happen, and charms her way to increasing a few marks by talking with teachers and smiling and laughing at whatever they say.
>I stop idolizing her, and then I just started ignoring the council.
>Now, it is time for the school picnic.
>We go to a national park.
>There's a lake, and most children are standing near it.
>Everyone kept their bags in a line, on the other side.
>Now, power was on this girl's head, and there had been another girl who had disrespected her.
>Power girl decides to throw her bag in the lake.
>See her picking up my bag.
>ohshitno.jpg
>My MP3 player was in the lake.
>rage mode
>"Hey, idiot, whose bag do you think you threw?"
Power girl: *checks* *double checks* "What are you talking about, anon? I never threw a bag."
>Run to the teachers, tell them what heppened.
>Girl tries to garner sympathy, starts crying, saying she never threw in any bag.
>I tell her to stop lying
>She tells the teachers that I threw her bag in
>Teachers gang up on me.
>"Why are you lying Anon?" "We'll get you suspended, Anon!"
>Tell them to follow me to the lake
>Lo and behold, my bag ripped.
> Fish out my ID from the water.
>Teacher: "Still doesn't mean Power girl threw it" *looks at power girl*
>Power girl is flushed red. Every student is staring at her.
>"Okay, I did it."
>Me : Pay me back for my damaged stuff and fish it all out.
>Power Girl: " I-I have a cold!"
>fucknoyoudont.jpg
>"Don't lie."
>Give her a stick, tell her to fish everything out.
>Crying anger now, she fishes my stuff out.
>The next day, she is removed from the council and teachers ask if I would like to be in it, because I possess "exemplary crowd-control skills"
>better late than never
>my first task: silence ~200 children for the morning assembly
>wat
> teachers are casually chatting
>children are intentionally talking
> fuck this shit
> resign on spot
>run and stand in crowd as fast as I can
>notice power girl looking at me
>"Mind your own business, power girl."
>she starts crying
>feel bad all of a sudden, I had a crush on her after all.
>Hold her hand and tell her not to cry.
>Absolute chaos at this point, everyone is shepherded back to their classes.
>power girl kisses me that day after class.
>We go to the same college 3 years later
We're married now.
She brought me a new bag the day I turned 13.
>inb4 OP is a liar
no, this really happened.
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