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 No.13450

Leftypol's Revolutionary Catechism

(with added punctuation)

1. The revolutionary is an enormous faggot but also a big guy for holodomor. The State is totally great for oppressing the grain burning kulaks who did nothing but spout dialects.

2. The revolutionary solidarity among petit porkies is rather homoerotic when you cold in guillotine.

3. The revolutionary always keeps his/her DILDO and FUCKING FRUIT JUICE in alienated circumstances. Spooked paranormal detectives (while enabling the liquidation of each) JUST FUCK MY prolapsed asshole while gibbing gorrilion gulags. Watch anime, desu! Critical support for ending human life. The 9/11 in a specter is important cause for anime proles.

69 . GOmmunizmm

5. Anarchist cant count. Desu, desu, desu… Fix your site! Desu… desu… desu? ANAAL FISTING CAMPS? Desu! Desu! Desu!

6969 Execute Autistm Weeaboos (desu desu desu - Desu To GULAG).

7. Leftypol must be designated shitting streets of urban SiBeria. Designated desu streets MAKE TOTAL DESTROY in the name of the desu: Ultimate Vanguard Party, X-Pac's prolapsed anus, Hitler and Stalin.

9. Leftypol must be pretty horny today filled with relentless - full of desu. Loveing Great Leader? Lust for life.

12. Leftypol must be licking someones gaping lack of knowledge (all the salt of Fundamental Memes). Learn to dialectics, you fucking faggot, with one Zizek.

13. Leftypol's revolutionary must suck the cock BOMB Wall Street in the name OF GARL MAXIMUS. Yuiposter's cute face with ISIS-chan doing lewd acts. (Ebola-chan is sexier with Scat Fetish, but so undialectical.)

69696969 Garlus MAXIMUS Kekunus

(consider suicide)

14. Ancaps are all AN heroes with great revolutionary potential except that occasionally they fail to taste the guillotine.

Get laid!

Immediately die painfully,

Mountain Dew Causes

 No.13460

>>13450

Что вы делаете, товарищ?

Was this some sort of /leftypol/ love note for us?


 No.13522

Let's write a letter back. I'll start:

>Dear


 No.13526

>>13522

Faggots


 No.13530

at leftypol.


 No.13532


 No.13538

>>13532

yourselves, learn economics -


 No.13560

>>13538

Your memes are


 No.13565

shit and your whole philosophies are dedicated to solving inequalities of economic power (held by the most competent and capable) with a massive coercive entity whose power is far more centralized than economic power ever could be. Of course, this coercive power is to be held by the most ruthless shitheads among the bunch, because murder is preferable to someone being able to make voluntary arrangements, like renting out land, without getting lynched.


 No.13576

>>13565

Economists have disproved your theories with ease, seeing how they have no basis in the real world,


 No.13582

Jews suck balls


 No.13583

>>13582

and so do commies.


 No.13589

>>13583

because


 No.13592

Alunya a cute :3


 No.13595

>>13592

By the way,


 No.13603

>>13595

Communism is not viable or ethical on large scales.


 No.13605

and Karl Marx was a smelly, stupid, hypocritical exploiter of the working class whose ideology spurned the ironic theorizing of cocaine addicts to criticize peoples' ideology by means of their ideology which is (again) neither ethical, practical, nor desirable


 No.13608

>>13605

And you can have the means of production over my


 No.13610

ruptured rectum


 No.13611

>>13610

you involuntary NAP violating-


 No.13613

>>13611

Double niggers.


 No.13614

>>13613

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 No.13619

>>13614

Will shred your


 No.13620

>>13619

decayed foreskins and ye accursed shalt


 No.13622

>>13620

not pass mein private property ON THIS DECLARATION DAY. FOR INDEPENDENCE I WILL FIGHT

WITH LIBERTY I WILL DEFY


 No.13624

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>>13622

all evils for which you stand. With honor and justice in my heart and mind,


 No.13626

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>>13624

in the name of the moon, I will punish you!


 No.13627

>>13626

Fighting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight

Never running from a real fight!


 No.13629

>>13627

She is the one named MURRAY ROTHBARD YOU LITTLE SHIT!


 No.13631

>>13629

and milton fucking friedman nigger milton fucki-

just fuck my collectivism UP


 No.13632

FUG OFF GOMMIES :DDDD


 No.13633

Our second contention (#2) is that your board fellates


 No.13634

>>13633

liberty as a cock

a liberty dick, if you will

free markets are literally the only way and you know it


 No.13639

but who will bomb the roads


 No.13640

WHO WILL STOP THE MONOPOLIES?

COMMIES: 1

LIBERTARIANS: 0


 No.13643

Nevermind the fact that monopolies are good for the economy when government isn't propping them up via force.


 No.13646

>>13643

Le snaek of smal govrenmant


 No.13648

>>13646

will always BTFO the commies because


 No.13654

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>>13648

DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH

COMMUNISM IS DEATH

CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FALL

ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED


 No.13655

>>13654

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

All actually socialist states, that had a command and control economy, have failed. China is on the rise due to its new economic freedoms, North Korea can't feed its own people because it doesn't have any.


 No.13669

File: 1449352102314-0.jpg (31.03 KB, 472x354, 4:3, bald_eagle_head_and_americ….jpg)

File: 1449352102315-1.jpg (454.89 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, independence-day-united-st….jpg)

File: 1449352102315-2.jpg (39.1 KB, 712x522, 356:261, patriotism.jpg)

AND THIS /LEFTYPOL/, IS WHY LIBERTY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL


 No.13670

>>13669

think that's a good way to end the letter


 No.13671

>>13670

Sure thing. I'll compile the text, add punctuation when necessary, and let you guys see it before sending it off.


 No.13672

>>13671

Alright sounds great

do it


 No.13673

Dear faggots at /leftypol/,

Your memes are shit and your whole philosophies are dedicated to solving inequalities of economic power (held by the most competent and capable) with a massive coercive entity whose power is far more centralized than economic power ever could be. Of course, this coercive power is to be held by the most ruthless shitheads among the bunch, because murder is preferable to someone being able to make voluntary arrangements, like renting out land, without getting lynched. Economists have disproved your theories with ease, seeing how they have no basis in the real world, jews suck balls, and so do commies because Alunya a cute :3. By the way, communism is not viable or ethical on large scales and Karl Marx was a smelly, stupid, hypocritical exploiter of the working class whose ideology spurned the ironic theorizing of cocaine addicts to criticize peoples' ideology by means of their ideology which is (again) neither ethical, practical, nor desirable. You can have the means of production over my ruptured rectum, you involuntary NAP violating double niggers. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY will shred your decayed foreskins and ye accursed shalt not pass mein private property ON THIS DECLARATION DAY. FOR INDEPENDENCE I WILL FIGHT WITH LIBERTY I WILL DEFY all evils for which you stand. With honor and justice in my heart and mind, in the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Fighting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight

Never running from a real fight!

She is the one named MURRAY ROTHBARD YOU LITTLE SHIT!

And milton fucking friedman nigger milton fucki-

just fuck my collectivism UP!

FUG OFF GOMMIES :DDDD

Our second contention (#2) is that your board fellates liberty as a cock. A liberty dick, if you will. Free markets are literally the only way and you know it. But who will bomb the roads?

WHO WILL STOP THE MONOPOLIES?

COMMIES: 1

LIBERTARIANS: 0

Nevermind the fact that monopolies are good for the economy when government isn't propping them up via force.

Le snaek of smal govrenmant will always BTFO the commies because

DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH

COMMUNISM IS DEATH

CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FALL

ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED

Death is a preferable alternative to communism. All actually socialist states, that had a command and control economy, have failed. China is on the rise due to its new economic freedoms, North Korea can't feed its own people because it doesn't have any.

AND THIS /LEFTYPOL/, IS WHY LIBERTY WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL


 No.13674

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>>13673

topkek ship this to /leftypol/


 No.13675

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13673

Beautiful shitposting, /liberty/. Now if only we could get it all read in /liberty/ prime's voice.

It'd probably be easy, you'd just need a load of reverb.


 No.13676

>>13674

>>>/leftypol/458045


 No.13677

>>13676

fucking YES


 No.13745

>>13676

keep commenting

dont let this die


 No.13807


 No.13832

Ancap is complete shit but I thought your guys' response was kind of funny and cute.

t. a /leftypol/ poster




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