With the left, I get more government tinkering with the monetary system, more refugees, more inflation, nationalisation, anti-trust laws and more regulation. When leftists speak of rights, they talk of rights to compel employers to publish data of pay gaps, for foreign nationals to claim income support here and for convicted terrorists to not be extradited because of their "right to a family life". They might legalise soft drugs.
With the right, I get smaller government spending as a percentage of GDP, strong property laws, a diminished welfare state, fiscal restraint and an approach that puts competition before security. There's a risk of middle eastern wars and strengthened law enforcement and surveillance. When the right speak of rights, they talk about the bill of rights, Areopagitica and Anglo-Saxon common law.
Outside this weird board, right means capitalism, order and nation and left means redistribution, interventionism and internationalism. Where I see leftism, I see authoritarianism, and it doesn't surprise me. I don't like the left because the left don't understand liberty. Leftists on /liberty/ are no different.