I'm in favor of Anarcho-Capitalism, but not the NAP.
I prefer the Aggression Principle. It states that you can use aggression when you feel like it, and that people can use aggression to defend themselves from people using aggression to defend themselves from people using aggression on themselves. Fuck it. Basically, you can use aggression to defend capitalism. It's more realistic that way. War is the best market. Taking property by force is just a hostile take over.
I'm in favor of Anarcho-Capitalism, because I like the idea of class war and a bunch of shops getting smashed, and commies being sent to privatized death camps.
Most anarchists are fags who say "A-anarchism d-doesn't mean chaos! It just means no rulers!", but they are wrong; anarchism does mean chaos, and that's the best thing about it. I can rape women and get away with it, and if the commune anarchist association come to arrest me, I can just hire a protection agency the mafia to smash their faces in.
But back to privatized death camps. We can make commies pay us to go on rollercoasters that break off their heads and kill them, and there will be tea cup rides that pour boiling tea on them, and there will be a rifle stall where you can shoot a commie to get a bear, also redeemable for real world bitcoins made from gold.
When it's war time, all the big companies will join together to form a megacorp, like a capitalist voltron. Then, they will use their privatized nuke missiles to kill any town with communist contract law that violates the BE CAPITALIST OR DIE principle.
When the market is freed from people who hate capitalism (because they are dead), then we can finally have a true free market that's real this time. Also, I think we start genetically engineering the perfect capitalist man who only thinks in terms of marginal utility, leading to a perfect society in which every man is a genetically pure business owner, and each man employs the other men in his factory, and it works in rotation… and fuck, where are the chicks? A chick touched my arm once.
Anyway, I hate commies, so pro-aggression Anarcho-Capitalism is the final solution to the statist scum.
VOLUNTARIST KILL COMPANIES
MARKET MURDER MOBS
PRIVATIZED DEATH CAMPS