ITT Literal Shitposting Thread
How do you shit, /liberty/? I think how someone shits says a lot about a person's political beliefs, much in the same way how you handle your chip bags does.
As a short explanation, my deductions suggest that…
1) People who shit close legged are likely progressives or faggots
2) People who shit wide-legged are likely slobs and hold very little interest in politics. They are likely degenerate and fap to strange fetishes, but they are relatively conservative when it comes to their daily lives.
3) People who shit leaning forward with feet about shoulder width apart tend to be worried about the manner of their shits but are heavily misguided. They are probably storm fags unless hey tense their stomach muscles during the process. This indicates that they are, in fact, lovers of Liberty.
4) People who shit with their legs raised to replicate a squatting position care heavily about their physical health, and likely just want a healthy community regardless of their political beliefs. That or they're Indians trying to adjust to the loo.
5) People who try to only shit innawoods are likely intellectuals and great philosophers who go unheard by the idiot masses.
How do you shit, /liberty/?