/lit/ - Literature

"Just Do It"

A former Olympic wrestler man realizes he has no other choice but to become the woman he has always been.

"Just Do It"

A suicide hotline employee is actually a serial killer who targets people who call and who seem to lack the true desire to kill themselves.

Is this the thread theme: "Just Do It" or anything goes?

>>5198

"just do it" the story of a nike executive that takes a lot of acid and wanders his upper-class neighborhood in the middle of the night contemplating his hatred for his spoiled children and the life he's constructed for himself.

>>5244

Anything goes.

"Just Do It"

A fat autistic man contemplates whether or not he should hit "new reply" with his latest boringpost.

>>5247

"Just Do It"

A fat autistic man tries to passively insult other fat autistic men by hitting "new reply" with his latest boringpost

>>5465

Don't give away the ending you fat autistic boringposter.

>>5198

"Just Do It"

Disillusioned with life and searching for meaning, a homeless man assembles a 300 man love train where the guy in the back has AIDS. Waiting to see how long it takes to reach and kill him, he spends days turning to weeks in a nonstop linear orgy.

"Just Do It"

A martial art student performs increasingly ridiculous tasks given to him by his sensei, not knowing that the giving of these tasks is a test in and of itself.

"just do it"

Shia La Beouf positions as if to take a crap, but opts against it.

"Don't Do It"

A social outcast considers writing a book that could one day change the world, but decides to watch anime instead.

>>5198

"Shitty" as in genuinely shitty, or "shitty" as in just in general.

Most of the thread seems to be the former, and of course nobody's going to seriously put down a golden nugget for others to take (even though it's going to be probable they're going to mess the idea up in execution).

I would have said "Dude writes a novel and finds out how terrible the publishing industry is," but Steve Hely already did a bang-up job (surprising) with How I Became a Famous Novelist in my opinion.

I'm shit with titles so I'll throw two ideas out there.

One is a god honest take on an amnesiac character.

The other is a young girl deals with a dystopia and finds out just how hard it is raising up a goddamn rebellion of teenagers to do anything.

Nothing is original here, but, hey, you keep nuggets to yourself.

>>5485

You're not capable of writing a single worthwhile thing.

>>5198

"Just Do It"

A man who is wasting his life away gets an sudden epiphany when seeing the Nike slogan and gets his life together.

While telling his story it's revealed that it's the man himself, now old and lethally ill. All the things he has fought for now vanish in comparison to his nearing death and he goes on to destroy his lifetime achievements.

>>5472

holy fuck this cracked me the fuck up

Just Do It

A contest is held to see who can fall the longest when pushed on an impossible staircase.

>>5219

brave and progressive/10

"Just Jew It"

A holocaust memoir from a survivor who witnesses the nazis skin children alive and make sport shoes from the skins. Non fiction.

Just Do It

An answer to Chernyshevsky and Lenin's question: Что Делать?

A philosophical defense of our culture's aimless wailing.