>order copy of Bulgakov's 'The Flight' (Бeг) from Amazon as my only present for Christmas
>it arrives today
>excited to read it, I open it
>the whole thing is in Cyrillic, and in Russian, and the only English is in the editor's preface and the notes
>too autistic to send it back because parents will scold me for being careless and stupid, so just going to stuff it in my book-case and never touch it again