The Four Noble truths of Enloggenment:
1. Birth is sorrow, age is sorrow, disease is sorrow, death is sorrow, contact with the loggless is sorrow, every unfulfilled wish is sorrow.
2.Sorrow arises from craving, which leads to rebirth, bringing false delight and passion, and pleasure seeking:sensual, continued life, and power.
3.To end craving, one must remove false delight, passion, and pleasure seeking. His logs bring true delight, accepting Him brings true passion for his creamy, steamy logs, accepting His logs ends pleasure seeking with the holeiest of pleasures: to suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's Ass.
4. The final truth of the Way is to follow the 3rd noble truth, the path to Enloggenment.