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Well, the horseshoe does give off that Village People vibe. Also seems pretty difficult to maintain and not fuck up. I guess you'd call what I sport a walrus since it just droops over my mouth. Dunno if that's any less gay, but I have a baby face, so I think it looks cool. Wouldn't consider it effeminate, I think handlebars and heavily trimmed facial hair takes more upkeep at the end of the day, which isn't a bad thing, just not what most would consider especially masculine (maybe).
If I could grow a beard, I'd just do that, though.
Oh yeah, and I press flowers. It would seem effeminate, but I've only ever met men who are into horticulture/herbariums/whatever. I just live in an area with a lot of wildflowers, so I guess it just gave me something to look for while hiking.